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Martha's Vineyard part 2 - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 9/16/2022 - Ep. 169
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Today is Friday, September 16th, 2022, episode number 169.
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
Happy Friday.
Yep.
It's almost a weekend, people.
We are there, though.
Can you taste it?
Can you taste it?
It's close.
We are there.
Oh my gosh, what a week it has been.
And for those of you that don't know, because I think I retweeted it multiple times, I was so excited to Cat Turd made Breitbart news, and I was mentioned on it, but this is our show.
Yeah, well, I don't know.
It's a Cat Turd thing, and I love how they have it as the title.
I think it's wonderful.
Cat Turd on My Son Hunter.
Here's your quote.
We need a lot more movies like this.
Totally agree.
That was such a killer interview.
I'm still just sailing over that one.
It was so much fun to talk to Robert Davi.
I mean, what an experience.
What an honor.
And so here's the article.
The popular social media personalities Cat Turd and Jules Jones hosted My Son Hunter director Robert Davi on this week's episode of the podcast In the Litter Box, during which they discussed the making of the movie as well as the need to support the making of more movies for conservative audiences.
If they make money on My Son Hunter, they can do it again and they can do it again, Cat Turd said.
How much money do you need to spend going to see the latest X-Men or Spider-Man and everything else?
All of the junk that's coming out of Hollywood.
I could have gotten the movie for free, but I didn't.
I paid for it anyway because I wanted to support these people.
Jules added, we need more of it.
That's the point.
We need a lot more movies like this.
And then they posted the podcast and During the podcast, Robert Davi discussed his history with Breitbart News, which is distributing My Son Hunter.
I'd written for Breitbart for years, he said.
Andrew Breitbart was a good friend of mine, and he had always said that politics is downstream from culture, but we're not doing it enough.
We're not promoting the culture, and we're not standing up until it's a little too late.
He added, I don't want My Son Hunter to do very well.
I want it to be number one film in America.
Absolutely.
We all do.
So they went on to discuss about the subject of the movie.
I hope all of you plan on watching this movie this weekend.
It's a great time to do it.
You will enjoy it immensely.
Like I said, it's not fear and loathing in Las Vegas.
You don't feel like you're on some kind of crazy trip here.
It's not like that at all.
I couldn't make it through that movie.
I couldn't either.
Like 15 minutes, I was like, yeah, this is stupid.
Right, exactly.
And that's what I'm saying.
The way that they did this movie was great because you don't feel sorry for Hunter Biden.
It's not that.
They're not trying to pull at your heartstrings at all.
They're not taking you on this drug-induced ride either.
So you're not like, I mean, you get it, but you're not totally exposed to it like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
It's not the same thing.
I wouldn't recommend your kids if you have kids under, you know, a certain age to watch it, because there is the content.
But...
Honestly, you will enjoy yourself.
And especially since you know so much about what his involvement was with these foreign entities and companies, you will really be able to, you know, really soak this one in.
So I hope you all are able to watch it.
I got my start at Breitbart.
Did you know that?
You did?
Yeah, before I got on social media, I would only go on Breitbart for a few months before social media.
I'd go on Breitbart, and I would just go on the Discuss, and I joined the Discuss.
You are kidding.
And I just talked on Breitbart.
Were you cat turd?
I was cat turd.
For the end, I changed my name a lot, and then right at the end, I was cat turd.
And it was just a five-minute decision, and I just decided, of all the ones I was, and I was a bunch of people that had a bunch of names, that's the one I was going to go for.
So it was just like, and I've said it before, I came up with a cat turd.
How'd you come up with a cat turd name?
I just...
Saw it one day and saw the glasses online, just flipping through, and I just thought it'd be funny to become a smart-ass cat, that name.
Of course, I never thought I'd even be on social media, much less have a lot of followers.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, you definitely achieved that.
Now you have a podcast and everything else.
I've gone so far, my followers go backwards now.
Twitter hates me that bad.
They do too.
I've watched the video of how they're reversing your followers because that's exactly it.
I mean, here we're talking about culture and we're talking about really creating this ecosystem for ourselves where we have an alternative from the left.
And we're doing such a great job that they've decided that they want to just strip us down to not having anything on social media.
And they want to threaten us, and they want to come after us in any way that they possibly can.
It's not going to work.
We're prevailing.
We have alternative places where we can stream the show, and we're using them.
The show's doing great.
And support them.
Exactly!
Support these people.
We have people on our side who claim to be on our side.
Well, you should offer this for free.
It's election day.
No!
You think they make it for free?
Have any idea how much it takes to do a movie like this?
How many people you have to pay?
How much it costs them?
It costs millions.
And to put together a documentary like he puts together, it costs millions.
I want them to make money.
We're capitalists, remember?
We're the capitalist people.
I want them to make money so they can keep making these movies.
They can make more.
Exactly.
Exactly.
The culture has been just left for so long.
And the reason they ban us on Twitter, and I don't do memes, but people do a lot of memes.
I mean, I got some of the greatest memers in the world that do memes of Cat Turd.
And these guys are a million times better than the left.
I mean, you know, the big old saying, it's true, the left can't meme.
So, what do they do when they lose?
They cheat.
Democrats and liberals every time.
So how do they cheat?
They just remove everybody.
That's right.
But they're the only one on the playing field.
Exactly.
So they can just be in their own little fishbowl.
They don't want another idea or an opposing opinion.
No way.
They can't beat us.
Well, they're ridiculous.
I mean, have you seen the press secretary lately?
She can't explain anything.
I've never seen anybody that thinks less on their feet than her.
I asked this morning, is she the dumbest person alive?
Because she is dumb.
Oh, wow.
Is she ever?
I have never seen anything like it.
And I mean, I guess this is okay.
She's not answering anything.
So I mean, I guess that's the point.
It is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in my life.
The fact that they have this woman up there.
She's just as bad as Biden.
Speaking of culture wars, this is kind of what this Martha Vineyards, we thought we made the name of the show again today because new happenings happened.
But this is a huge story and a huge lesson for anybody that cares about being fair with their mind and listening.
But it's the truth.
We have Martha's Vineyard, the richest, most whitest Democrat luxury snobfest in America, where John Kerry lives, James Taylor, Carly Simon, Meg Ryan.
I mean, all these uber, uber liberal climate change people, they fly their private jets there, and they're no less hypocritical when it comes in who they fund it.
They put money for the illegals to come across the board.
They do commercials, how compassionate it is.
They vote for it.
They vote for them to come across here, and then they applaud it when they come across here to your town.
But look what happens when you send 50 to their rich Uber world.
I've never seen anything like it.
If they would have just said, okay, and said nothing, it would have just went away.
And nobody would have thought nothing on it, but they couldn't.
They had to pat themselves on the back.
Look, here's pictures of us giving them food and water and shelter.
And they're wearing Martha Vineyard shirts.
Oh, my God.
And then what'd they do?
They shipped them the hell out of there.
24 hours.
In 24 hours, they called the National Guard to assist them of busing them to hell to Cape Cod.
24 hours.
They ship them the hell out of there.
They couldn't handle it.
And we don't have the resources.
You don't have the resources.
Oh, please.
Okay, that I take total issue with because most of these are summer homes and these are for these ultra-wealthy, wealthy people who have huge parties where they host more than 50 people at a time.
I can promise you that.
And so to say something like that is so ridiculous.
50 people they cannot handle?
Uh-uh.
And they need it.
You know, the Biden regime, they do it in the middle of the night.
So did Obama.
It's 3 a.m.
when the plan lanes, when the bus arrives.
And they need to have 50 buses this weekend, Saturday night or Sunday morning, 3 a.m.
50 buses pull in.
Let out a thousand this time.
I mean, put the foot down.
Don't just do this as a stunt.
Keep going.
This is winning.
And they were like, oh, this is a losing stunt.
It showed how it didn't look.
This is not a losing stunt.
You're not going to get anybody.
That's going to cheer for those mega rich Oprah's in Martha's Vineyard, believe me.
Because it's just another example.
They preach tolerance, and they preach it, and they preach it.
And they have big signs going in.
We welcome migrants.
We love everybody.
We're so full of ourselves, and we're the greatest people on earth.
But man, put some brown people in there and see what happens.
My God, they called the National Guard.
And everybody's like, well, they fed them.
Well, they also give the people that get an electric chair, anything they want to eat right before they go in there.
They give them the last meal.
If you're blindfolded in a firing squad down in Mexico, what do they give you, man?
They at least give you your last cigarette.
So I want to hear it.
Yeah.
It's like, here, here, we're going to fashion.
Here's some shirts.
Here's some socks.
Here's a hat.
Here's a pink hat.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Good luck, gang.
Just go over there.
Oh no.
Alright, so the buses arrived, and here they are to pick them up, right?
So we've got a couple of videos of how this whole thing played out.
And then you have them boarding the buses.
Bye!
Bye!
Look at all the cameras, though.
Yes.
You think there's any cameras or coverage?
I mean, there's towns in Texas and Oklahoma and all along the south region there, Arizona, that have 12,000 people and they'll dump 50,000.
Not 50, 50,000.
That's exactly right.
And more hypocrisy.
Biden and them, they've been flying these people all over the country in the dead of the night.
Millions!
And then they're asking, how did dissentists pay for this?
How did Biden pay for it?
You know, and so he's doing the exact same thing, but it's bad.
It's all about, just like climate change, they're up there in eight $20 million mansions with their 18 bedrooms and their gold bidets.
They probably got smart water coming up to wash their dirty buttholes.
We only wash our buttholes with smart water.
It is so bad.
Extra filtered from the glaciers of Switzerland.
But you know what?
There's so much truth to this whole thing.
They are so completely out of touch.
They don't want these people in their neck of the woods.
They do not want them.
They don't want them there.
They shipped them out.
It didn't take but just a second.
They deported.
They've got a 100% deported ratio for the immigrants right now.
100%.
Exactly.
And you have my governor of all people with the homeless situation that we have, the crisis on our border, our southern border here.
And he, Gavin Newsom, who I call Newscom, asked DOJ to consider kidnapping charges after GOP governors ship migrants out of state.
They're doing the exact same thing.
They're doing the exact same thing on a, not 50, but 5 million, the Biden regime.
This is how ridiculous these people are and how dumb their voters are.
This is ludicrous.
This is a huge teaching moment, though.
Don't think this isn't big and that DeSantis didn't win this.
What are they talking about right now that they weren't talking about last week?
Illegal immigration.
And why are they talking that?
Because they put 50 people right in the middle of Oprah, the Obamas, Beyonce, James Taylor, all the rich, you know, just super wealthy.
And believe me, Martha's Vineyard is one of their 10 homes, most of these people.
That's just a little stop.
They go for a weekend.
Well, they haven't even, this is what's so wild, they will not address the border, not even at all.
And every single time that it's brought up, V.D. Harris, and that's a D, yes, V.D. Harris, she walks away from the whole conversation.
She refuses to answer.
Well, I look forward to our day together, so thank you very much.
Thank you so much.
And thank you to the press.
Thank you.
Well, she was supposed to be the border czar.
They're all talking about the border right now, though.
See, they're even asking them questions about it.
Absolutely.
And it's a win.
And what is the common person like us going to see?
What do we see?
You know, they get there, they're always talking like we're scumbags and racist pigs because we don't want our little towns to turn, you know, my town, I don't even know what the population is, 200?
You know, dump 1800 migrants here and see how my town changes.
You know, you just can't do it.
You just can't go in there and change a town that's been there for 100 years overnight.
But I don't want to stop there.
I want to see 50,000.
I want tent cities.
I want them all over all their lawns, pissing in their bushes, everything, just like they do everywhere else.
Yeah, shitting on their sidewalks with a little, you know, where they wear their...
Oh my gosh, you've got to come down.
They wear bicycle helmets, I swear to God.
You really do.
These people ride a bicycle.
You know, they ride a bicycle helmet.
I mean, come on.
See, I had a couple of friends that came and visited me from Florida, and they really were curious about the whole homeless situation, because I guess you all hear about it a lot over there, right?
And you can't really wrap your head around how bad it is.
So I drove her around LA, and she was just looking at all of the different areas, and she was just completely floored by it.
She could not believe it.
I said, look, starts here, keeps going.
Look at this nice little...
An hour later, you're going, go in.
That's right.
Exactly.
And she could not even believe the kind of shape LA was in.
She's like, this is third world.
I said, exactly.
I mean, you hear us talk about it, but when you actually see it, when you see it for yourselves, you understand how big of an issue this is.
Well, it's an issue all over the country because look at this.
Over 850,000 gotaways have illegally crossed the border and escaped into the U.S. since Joe Biden and Mark Kelly took office.
Don't forget Kamala Harris calls this a secure border, right?
I mean, she was just touting all of this.
But you're looking at the numbers right here.
I mean, these are huge and they don't lie.
I mean, 868,112?
Really?
And it's just going to go up.
And those are just the ones that they know about.
That doesn't count everybody else.
I mean, this is a huge deal.
This weekend at...
Biffy's Buffet and Martha's Vineyard.
They're going to be talking about how they survived the big Martha's Vineyard 50 of 2022 and how they barely escaped the brown people.
Oh my God.
Well, that's what it is.
It's funny because it just shows what absolute hypocritical racist pigs they are in real life.
I mean, it's always the people, isn't it?
I mean, these people, they live in their communities.
And I know what these communities are about.
I've been around.
I've been to communities like this.
I've been in the hood.
I've been everywhere.
I've been around.
I can't stand planned communities.
Everything's so perfect and everybody's got the little trails.
It just isn't me.
I like to get off the beaten path.
But man, you cannot upset that apple cart.
I mean, these people wear 15 pound bike helmets.
They're so afraid to die.
Oh, they are.
They ride their bikes one mile an hour, you know, barely pedaling.
The reason you're going to wreck is because you've got a 15-pound bike helmet on and you're off balance, you dumbass.
They have full-blown private security that they hire for these neighborhoods to where you can't even make a mistake and drive into their community at all.
I mean, they will chase you down and question you like you have done something wrong.
They will not allow you in at all.
I mean, you have got these huge fences.
You've got private security.
You've got surveillance.
You've got people on foot.
It's the real deal.
They don't want to see it.
They don't want it in their stores.
They don't want it in their restaurants.
They don't want to see the homeless or how dire things are.
In any way, shape, or form, they do not want it to affect their life.
Here's a peanut butter jelly sandwich and a pink shirt that says RBG for president.
Here's my old iPhone from last year, and here's you some muffins for the road.
Get on that bus in the morning.
Exactly.
But you almost wonder, you know, it's really interesting because when you start looking at some of the things that have happened as a result of when President Trump, he had real control over the border.
And now you've got this cat who's just letting it just completely run wild.
And you start to see the difference.
Like, what is actually happening here with this guy?
Well, you have the UN chief who says the U.S. will be replaced if it disengages from world, United Nations.
All right, so you have all of these different...
Exactly.
And it looks like, I mean, to a lot of people...
Looks like he hasn't been disengaged from Burger King in a while.
He needs a Disney gauge from Dunkin' Donuts for a couple of hours.
Exactly.
Exactly.
But the point is, this is what they're doing.
And under Trump, it's almost like they're trying to make up for when President Trump had the border completely secure.
Because he did.
It was being controlled.
And now all of a sudden, they're trying to make up for this lost time.
And they've warned Antonio Guterres, he warned the Trump administration back then that they needed to open up the border to all of these immigrants that were coming, that we were the most lax nation in the world and that we needed to remain this way.
This is what the UN, the UN has been pulling the strings and continue to beat that drum.
There's no question about it.
It's pretty...
We've learned.
Look at New York.
We're the biggest sanctuary city in the world.
They have 7 million people that live there.
They got 4,000 migrants.
And we're going to shut everything down.
D.C. got 1,000.
And so we've got to shut down the city.
They sent 400 or 500 to Chicago.
You know what she did?
She sent them all to the whitest Republican voting suburbs she could find.
I'm not kidding.
I know it.
I mean, and they just, they want sanctuary cities because there's nothing that, you know, is not there to destroy their city.
All the ones that screamed aloud, especially up in the Northeast, the Massachusetts and the Boston area.
And New Hampshire and, you know, everything way up north, you know, Rhode Island, all them forever Democrats that no matter how bad it is, they love because they're 2,000 miles away from the border.
Boy, do they love immigrants.
Oh, it's true.
It's really true.
And of course, Joe Biden, he goes off and he addresses things at the gala.
He addresses illegal alien controversy.
Okay, here's what he has to say.
And we have a process in place to manage migrants at the border.
We're working to make sure it's safe and orderly and humane.
Really?
It is?
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
It's orderly when they swim across and have them drown and they get up and meet their mules.
Exactly.
You remember when Trump said mules and the liberals are so dumb and the Democrat voters are so dumb?
He actually thinks there's mules.
No, coyotes.
Coyotes was the word.
That's it.
He actually thinks they ride coyotes across the desert.
Boy, he's an idiot.
Yeah.
These are the people that we're trying to convince, hey, we have a problem here.
I mean, let's go into it.
You have Chief Raul Ortiz, who is saying five-day recap.
This is five-day recap, all right?
We have 2,743 migrants, 17 large groups, 688 pounds of cocaine.
566 pounds of meth, 9 pounds of heroin, 3,000 pills of Xanax, $182,000 cash, 115 migrants, 1 tractor trailer, 69 migrants, 5 stash houses, 9 sex offenders, 3 warrants, 1 murderer, 9 rescues, 3 agents assaulted.
These numbers are staggering.
Sounds like an average pig roast down here in the South.
I mean, It is.
That sounds like every party I go to down here in the south out in the woods.
Oh my gosh.
This is where we are.
That ain't right.
It's not right.
It's really not right.
And when you hear some of these stories about Eagle Pass, Texas, I mean, listen to this.
Several weapons I need to have here because I don't feel safe.
They are like robbing stuff.
Or killing animals to eat.
I don't know.
Or stealing your thing.
So that's what is concerned.
Concerns me.
We used to close our business at 9.
We now close at 7.
Because it gets dark.
People are walking around.
All girls, you just never know.
They start crawling.
Pretty much every day you see groups walking along the side of the road.
You see groups in front of gas stations there.
I mean, people are just trying to go on about their day, you know.
See, they don't want this in Martha's Vineyard.
No.
Not at all.
Not even for a second.
Yeah.
Martha's Vineyard, they're the opposite of Sanctuary City.
They're a deportation house.
That's exactly right.
I mean, but the lesson is unbelievable.
And think about what it took to finally talk about immigration.
Not five million coming to your neighborhood.
They don't give a damn.
And I said this yesterday.
I think I... I said a little bit on it, and we've had Carrie Lake on the show, and she said, I want them shipped back to Mexico, and some people on our side are saying it too, which is good.
I love that theory.
Let's do it all, but it doesn't work.
President Trump had that theory, okay?
Let's just go in the future, the next 24 years, and how it always goes, there's going to be some Democrats present, some Republican present, back to Democrats.
It's been like that for our co-country's history, and I'm telling you, it's not going to change.
That's right.
So what's going to happen?
You can have President Trump getting there in the next four and shut it down where nobody can come across for four years, okay?
And let's say somebody, you know, another Republican wins.
Then a Democrat's going to eventually get in there and what are they going to do like they do every time?
They're going to open up that border and let 10 million people in.
So that, it's just not, it's not working.
So it's good to send them back, but just as soon as you get a governor in Arizona that's a Democrat, a governor in Texas that might be a Democrat one day, they're just going to let everybody in.
That's just all there is to it.
So you've got to hit them where it hurts.
And this is a good lesson, and they should put the foot down right now and not worry about it.
You see how they're going.
They should charge them with kidnapping.
They should give them a felony.
They should imprison them.
They want to imprison governors of this country when you send 50 brown people to my neighborhood.
I want you imprisoned.
Everything liberalism is great in theory.
In Martha's Vineyard, they're like, I mean, we include Blacks, LBGQ, ABCDFG, HIJKLMNOP. You are welcome here, ZZZ Top.
You are welcome here.
Everybody, we love everybody.
We want to have sex with everybody.
We love you so much.
Oh my gosh.
And then here comes 50 brown people from their whole entire island.
And they're like, we're going to have to arrest whoever it did.
Bring the buses.
We've got to get them out of here.
I mean, my God, it's the greatest lesson on earth.
I mean, this is huge.
I love what you did on your page.
I'm just dying laughing over here because you...
You have everything going.
This is what you had me look up yesterday that you had posted, but, you know, how it started.
This is the island of Martha's Vineyard, and it's, you know, posted there.
There's plots that are everywhere on the island.
This is all over the place, and it says, we respect women.
We value black lives.
We stand with our LGBTQ community members.
We stand with immigrants, with refugees, with indigenous peoples.
And with people of all faiths, we stand with our community.
We are welcome here.
All are welcome here.
Hate has no business here.
And then you have how it's going.
This is from Clay Travis.
Martha's Vineyard couldn't handle 50 illegal immigrants for even 24 hours.
They called in buses and deported them from the island.
But I thought left-wingers loved diversity.
Sad day.
They called in the National Guard to assist them.
They had these liberal reporters from Boston Globe.
This is not kidding.
I read an article today, and I can only paraphrase it.
But they were going on the ferry with them, you know, and they were talking to the...
These migrants wave goodbye to the only home they've ever known in the United States at Martha's Vineyard.
And as the shore gets tinier and tinier, Juan Garcia, he has his braces in his iPhone, looking out at the sun.
I swear to God, it was just like that.
And I was laughing.
All I got out of it was, so the guy's got a phone and braces.
That's all I got out of that story.
It was that sensationalized to ridiculousness.
And now they're going to a great place.
They don't even know where.
The bravery.
I swear, it was just like this.
And now the land has disappeared.
And only their hopes and dreams are here now.
Oh my, but that's what they do.
They're writers.
And the people that can't write, when you really can't write worth a damn, you try to use a lot of big words.
And, you know, I'm not saying I'm the greatest writer in the world, but when I do write a novel or something, I try to write it like I talk in normal life.
And I try to write it for people that talk in normal life.
I mean...
Some of these people that go to these colleges and learn how to write, and they're using all these words nobody uses in real life.
I mean, who talks like that?
It was that bad.
She was throwing in the $3 word of the month every sentence.
Oh, my God.
I have to find this article again because I have to read this to you.
It was the most ridiculous thing I've ever read in my life, and I laughed so hard all the way through it.
Well, you really can't help it, because these jokes just continue to almost write themselves, and they try to act like they are bleeding hearts, but they are absolutely not.
They were not going to allow this in their neighborhood.
So they can go ahead and act like they've jumped into action.
Okay, because this is from Dylan Fernandez, who said, our island jumped into action, putting together 50 beds, giving everyone a good meal, providing a play area for the children.
Before we de-board interaction.
Right.
This is all within 24 hours.
Providing a play area for the children.
Making sure people had the health care and support they need.
Health care?
I know!
We are a community that comes together to support immigrants.
Support them all the way back from where they came from.
We support them right out in the door and out the back door and into the bus and to Cape Cod.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you cannot make this stuff up.
This is a lesson to teach your kids.
I mean, this is a lesson.
And I'm going to tell you something.
It makes these people look terrible.
And I'm going to tell you, Democrat, poor, every group, Hispanic, blacks, whites, whatever.
Nobody likes these snobs.
Nobody likes these caring snobs.
They're always pointing their finger at you.
You're a racist.
You're a hillbilly, hasty, flyover country, redneck, uneducated, white supremacist terrorist all day long.
That's all they say.
It's all they talk about.
But when the rubber hits the road and it's their time to do something, what do they do?
Run, bro!
They're like, it's the weekend.
I'm going to miss my palm frits and glacios.
That's about it, too.
I hate to say it, but that is about how it goes.
And let's not forget, okay, they're talking about children and how horrible it is that these governors are doing all of this.
Remember, and I got this from your page too, this is a New York Post article, April 15, 2022, when the Biden administration resumes after dark migrant flights to airport outside of New York City.
They were flying unaccompanied minors all over the United States.
The United States, by the...
And they're like, no, nobody's questioned how they pay for that.
Why are we paying millions and hundreds of millions of dollars in flights for that?
My God, do you ever get a free flight?
I've never gotten a free flight in my life anywhere.
Well, I mean, they act like they are so concerned about the children, the children, the children.
Remember all of this?
I will release children from cages.
I will get rid of the private detention centers.
I went down to the border.
I went down there immediately.
I was in McAllen, Texas.
And I just hope everyone remembers what this looks like.
It was like a giant Amazon warehouse filled with cages.
That God would condone putting children in cages has lost all claim to ever use religious language again.
It's a human rights violation when people at our border, children are thrown in cages.
President, though, for immigrants, there's nothing he will not do to separate a family, cage a child, or erase their existence.
We'll lead an effort to make sure that we rewrite our immigration laws in that way.
Never cage another child.
We didn't lock people up in cages.
They built cages.
You know, they used to say, I built the cages.
And then they had a picture in a certain...
It was a picture of these horrible cages.
And they said, look at these cages.
President Trump built them.
And then it was determined they were built in 2014.
That was him.
Who built the cages, Joe?
Who built the cages, Joe?
And Jill Biden said, under Trump, there have been horrifying scenes at the border of kids being kept in cages.
Now, it's not under Trump, it's under Biden.
This is not kids being kept in cages.
This is all Dems.
Yeah.
We've seen the pictures.
Yeah, I mean, that's worked by Mays Moore.
He's fabulous.
All those pictures where everybody's wrapped up in baked potatoes.
Right.
And then for some reason they wrap them in lumen full.
I haven't figured that one out yet.
But, I swear.
I don't know why they did that.
I don't know why.
They did look like baked potatoes.
I don't know what they were trying to do.
I don't know why.
I mean, why are you wrapping them?
I mean, you're giving them a blanket of aluminum full in the dead heat in Texas?
I mean, I know they have them blankets that are supposed to be super, super good when you're cold, but man, how cold is it in Texas on the south border in the middle of the summer?
Seriously.
Exactly.
So, but yeah, the cages were, of course, they do it.
They do everything that they accuse us of doing, and that's part of the Solowinski rulebook.
You know, accuse the other ones of what you're doing, and do it loudly, and do it over and over and over.
They accused him of Russia misinformation, Trump, and Russia this, and Russia this, and it was, you know, and doing this, and it was always Hillary did it, and the FBI. And it just over and over and over.
But yeah, this Martha's Vineyards, don't blow it off and I'm just saying it because it's funny.
This is a huge story and a huge lesson.
And a lot of Americans, like I say, nobody likes these horty-dorty rich billionaires because I'm not jealous of anybody's money and I don't care.
But it's not the money, it's their attitudes.
They're elitist snobs, they're smarter, they're more educated, they're better, and they treat everybody like that.
They call you every name in the book.
Like I said, all they do is point the finger.
I'm great.
I'm honorable.
I'm perfect.
And you're a piece of shit scum.
All day long, every day, they get up and do that to everybody around the United States.
And when it comes time, they have one little test in their whole lives.
Boy, they couldn't get them brown people out there fast enough.
Well, there you go.
They showed exactly who they are.
They're going to have t-shirts all over the island this weekend.
I survived the brown 50.
I survived the brown 50s.
They are patting themselves on the back.
Like a hurricane.
This is what's so crazy.
I mean, it gets worse than that.
They are literally patting themselves on the back on what a great job they did as a community to get rid of the imposters.
Okay?
And now they're saying to themselves, didn't we do such a wonderful job?
Now we're sending them, we don't know where, but I'm sure they will be happy and they will have a wonderful, fulfilled life.
Oh, God bless them.
We did our job.
Thank you very much.
Goodbye.
Yeah.
That's how it goes.
That's how it goes.
You ever seen them relay races where they pass that baton in the Olympics?
That's exactly what it was like.
But didn't we do a great job?
Oh my gosh, Kat, I have some breaking news here.
Hang on a second.
Yeah, it looks like it's a big day for this stuff.
Happy birthday!
Sunday.
We're partying today.
Oh, that's so nice.
Miss Harbert put that together for you.
Happy, happy birthday!
Yep, I guess it'll be Sunday.
It'll be 58 old ones.
Oh my gosh, add another year to all of that.
That's wonderful though.
If I thought I'd make it this long, I'd take better care of myself.
No, seriously though.
Oh, happy birthday.
Do you have anything fun planned?
Um, I don't know.
I might have to go see my mom.
You know, she's been...
She has been doing better and she kind of had a bad day yesterday.
So if she's doing bad again today, I'll probably go to see her.
Good.
But if not, I'm probably just going to chill out.
I might even have me an alcoholic adult beverage.
I haven't drank in like two or three months.
I'm proud of you for that.
Well, you've been too busy.
My gosh, you're up with dogs and running all over the place doing all kinds of stuff.
I mean, I'm sure the last thing you want to do is try to stay up any longer or anything else.
Just hit the hay by the time you're finished with all that.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
I'm going to have a little tod for the bar tonight.
Who knows?
Well, happy birthday.
And I want to give a shout out to everyone that is wishing you a birthday right now, too.
Yeah, thank you.
That was a real big surprise.
They are.
Well, I was trying.
I've been sitting over here trying to figure out where do I... I've been keeping on the low-low.
I didn't know anybody knew.
Yes.
And I've been sitting here trying to carry on a conversation with you, wondering when I was going to drop that because, you know, I'm trying to be sneaky.
But anyway, I just want to give a quick shout out to Therese, Linda Kirkpatrick, C. Hibbs, D.L. Potterfor, Mother of Pearl, Alpaca Mountain, Tomato Fan, Spencer Dog, 9576, and then Alchemy.
Alchemy, I got you today.
I didn't miss you and have to tell you thank you on Monday.
So everybody is wishing you a very happy birthday, Catherine.
Oh, thank you.
Yes, sir.
We hope you tear it up tonight.
It's also my four-year Twitter anniversary because I joined on my birthday four years ago.
How cool was that?
Four years ago.
I've only been on social media before.
I joined when I was 54 years old.
Never been on it before.
Never been on Facebook.
Never been on anything.
Oh, my gosh.
My, how things change.
You know, the cat turd thing really changed my life.
It's amazing how much it changed my life.
It's changed a lot of people's lives, and we're so thankful for it.
I'm telling you.
It's weird, you know.
You've done a great job.
You've got the left completely freaking out.
Life's a strange thing.
You know, I was a musician most of my life, trying to make it in my younger years.
And we had a good band, you know.
We were popular, really popular live.
Traveled around, and I played for years, and always trying to make it, never did.
And then, you know, later in life, you're 54, and you come up with some stupid cat picture with a cat turd name, and now they're doing cartoons about it like it's Homer Simpson or something.
And it's just like, you know, it's crazy.
It's crazy, you know.
I get sick, I get a letter from Donald Trump, handwritten to get well, and Man, sometimes I have to take a deep breath and say, what the hell's going on here?
Well, I can honestly say, before all of that happened, before all the posh and everything else started, I was reaching out to you because I knew how it was going to go.
We were on DM back and forth.
A lot of people want to know the story about how we met.
So, yes, he stood me up several times, and I didn't know he was a he.
Not for a date.
Not for a date, no.
You said he stood me up several times.
You might want to clear that up a little bit.
No, I wasn't trolling for men on.
On social media.
Hey baby, you wanna come on my show today?
I reached out to Kat Turd because his tweets just used to completely crack me up.
This was way back in the days when I was allowed on Twitter before I was permanently erased.
But anyway, your account just made me laugh every single day.
You put such a spin on everything and made it better.
And so I was doing a show and I just thought, I wonder if he'll come on the show because he's great.
I would love to talk to him.
So I reached out to you.
And sure, you said, of course.
We were going back and forth about different things.
And then I said, I'd love to have you come on.
Sure.
Yeah.
So I would put out these huge announcements.
I'd have all the Mighties put out these big announcements.
Cat Turd is coming on the show.
And this went on for weeks.
And then we'd get up right to it.
And then you'd say, oh, you know what?
I'm not going to be able to make it.
So it would be showtime and I would be like, well, he has a hairball.
He's at the vet.
I mean, this went on like five or six times.
It used to be multiple times.
I didn't understand what was going on then.
I will give myself that because I was getting asked to be on a lot of things and I was trying not to say no to anybody, which you have to learn to do at a certain point.
And then I was just like, yeah, I'll go on your show, you know, if they DM me.
But I was nervous, too.
I never, look, listen to my voice.
I don't, you know, you have the perfect radio voice.
I mean, you could just be on anything.
You could be on ABC News, you know.
My voice sucks.
So, I got a voice made for Twitter.
But, so, anyway, you know, I'd been on one other, I think one other podcast before, and I was a nervous wreck on it.
I mean, it was terrible, because I just didn't, I mean, I'd never been on the radio, never been on the podcast, never been on anything, you know?
You know, to just talk.
So, if you think it's easy, and even if you have something to say, it's not.
Because you have to just keep going.
You can't have any dead air.
Right.
We don't on this show.
That's a fact.
Not with me on one hand, we don't, for sure.
Oh, motor mouth.
There's no question.
There's never any dead air here.
That was one of the reasons.
See, I don't remember standing you up at all.
Oh, boy.
Oh, I have proof.
I have proof.
Don't even go there.
Oh, no.
I was so embarrassed.
And then it just became kind of a joke because I would announce Cat Turd was coming on the show for the fifth time and people would be like...
They wouldn't retweet it.
They wouldn't even respond to it.
Or somebody every once in a while would get really smart and say...
Oh yeah, sure.
Just like the last time, right?
And I would say, I'm sure he's coming.
And then you did.
And then you did.
And I was so, so excited because I was like, finally, I get to meet the cat.
I finally get to talk to him.
Not just back and forth.
And I had no idea you were a guy.
I swear I thought you were a woman.
Everybody thought I was a girl.
I did.
And I never could figure out, like, why does everybody think I'm female?
Because you're snarky.
No, somebody told me that the reason a lot of people did is because, and I never even noticed before, because the cat picture I picked has a pink little...
Collar, a little something on the collar.
A little pink something.
Oh, interesting.
That's not why I thought.
I'll tell you what.
That wasn't the reason that I thought you were a female.
I thought you were a female just because you were snarky.
And you basically, you had this way, such sarcasm about you and such confidence that I thought, oh my gosh, this has got to be...
A woman, probably in her late 40s, early 50s, and probably a very creative type, probably has written several novels, probably, you know, of the artistic, because you were just calling things out and you just simplified everything.
A lot of people thought I was a female.
I just thought, I never, I don't even care.
But believe me, Jules is way more private than I am.
I don't even care.
I mean, I've asked her to, let's just do the show live where they can see us before, and she's like, nope.
Not in Hollywood.
I live in Hollywood.
She's way more...
People think I'm private and secretive.
I just do it because I think it's funny.
I don't really care if people see me or not.
You're way more secretive than me.
People don't know that.
Well, I am.
I am, and I don't want that life.
I really do not.
I live in Hollywood.
I see what they do.
You can see the paparazzi, people just hanging out on the street corners with cameras.
If you're a conservative in this town, and that's why you're singing along.
Your name is Mud.
Yeah, and I just don't want that life.
I really don't.
I like doing what I do.
I hope I make a difference.
I hope I am able to reach people and change people's mind.
I do it with my friends, my acquaintances, whatever.
I talk the same talk.
A lot of people, believe it or not, that are friends of mine do not know that I do this show.
So I've got like the split line, right?
Yeah, like I told you, she's way more secret than I am.
They don't know.
There's a lot of people that I am very good, I mean pretty good friends, good enough friends that would be completely shocked if they found out that I did this Monday through Friday.
I rarely tell people who I am.
I've been to events, you know, a lot of these conservative events.
I'm there sometimes and I mean, I've walked through them before and seen a hundred cat turd shirts before and I'm walking by them and I've talked to people in cat turd shirts before and said, Hey man, I like cat turd on Twitter too.
And they never knew it was me talking to them for 10 minutes.
I know.
You must enjoy it a little bit.
I mean, it's...
I just wait for them to say...
Asshole!
Exactly.
It's just, you know, it's a dangerous time in our lives right now.
And we're being attacked and we know it.
We're being put on lists and we know it.
And with the information that we know about how they treat conservatives, why would you even want to put yourself out there?
I mean, seriously, only to get attacked.
The people that are attacking you, you don't have a chance at changing their minds.
They're just out there to hurt you.
So why?
Why?
Why would I do that?
People, you know, people look up where I live and find out where I live.
My house is way back on my property.
I can see the road down there.
I mean, I see people driving every day by two miles an hour all the time.
And I second guess everything.
It was a dead raccoon, big old giant dead raccoon in my driveway when I woke up this morning.
I'm like, hmm, I wonder who put that there.
I know it didn't die right there.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah, see, I'm just not into that.
I'm just really not going to do that.
But I'm not one of these, you know, I'm not a blue checkmark famous person that lives in the city and is on Fox all the time and all this stuff.
So, I mean, I'm a redneck out here in the country.
I don't worry one bit.
And I got dogs all around me.
I'm armed to the teeth.
You got snakes.
And you let that be known.
I'm armed to the teeth.
I don't care.
You know.
Exactly.
But I mean, they know.
I mean, they know that they wouldn't last two seconds out there.
Now here, I don't know.
It's kind of like hiding in plain sight.
Although somebody said, oh my gosh, I would recognize your voice in a minute.
You're exposed in the city.
I am.
And I do find that I don't say a whole lot because I am kind of afraid, especially with the show getting the popularity that it's gotten and how people are starting to recognize it.
I am a little bit more cautious because I want to live my life the way I live my life.
I love my life.
My life is fun.
I have a good time.
But I don't want that.
I don't want people that are just going to try to hurt me or wish harm on me or any of that stuff.
It's just no thanks.
I'm not into all that.
I wouldn't tell anybody who I was if I was you.
Not here.
Not there.
No.
This is the wrong place to be for all that.
If you lived in Wyoming on a ranch, it wouldn't matter.
That's right.
Exactly.
If I'm ever going to move again, I'm moving further out.
I've thought about that.
I'm like, you know what?
I'm not even further out enough.
I'm going to go to South Dakota, get a 200-acre ranch out of nowhere and just disappear.
A lot of people are doing that.
My whole life, it's just every time I move, I'm further away from people and I'm more secluded and more secluded.
I just had enough of them.
I know.
I mean, seriously.
What's really kind of cool about the city, believe it or not, is that you can hide in plain sight.
Because there's so many people.
And they're only interested in getting from one place to the other.
They're only focused on themselves.
So there is such a thing as really being able to blend in and not be noticed if you don't want to be.
Not know who your neighbors are.
Not know anyone.
And just kind of fade into the background.
Yeah.
So there is that, believe it or not, but you can get lost here if you want.
But it's just completely, completely different if you put yourself out there and you're like, okay, hey, I'm Jules from In the Litter Box with Cat Turt.
Oh, gosh.
Can you imagine?
Yeah.
Yeah, no, not now.
Not here.
Maybe later.
The only thing, you know, I get invited to some places sometimes I would like to go.
Of course, I was in the hospital at the time.
I was pretty sure I was going to the 2000 Mules premiere down at Trump's place in Miami.
I was invited to the red carpet premiere.
So, you know, it'd be fun just to go meet everybody.
And so I decided pretty much I was going and then I had that Hospital stays.
I know.
I couldn't go.
So every now and then, you know, you'd like to just...
Because I want to meet everybody.
I mean, there's all these people.
I have these great followers and people who supported me.
And, you know, sometimes you just want to give them a hug or shake their hand or something and just say, hey.
What's up?
Oh my gosh, yes.
And they would love it, too.
They would love it.
I mean, even if you were to just do book signings or something like that.
Well, I am.
The next time I do a book, I am going to do a tour and do some book signings.
And you can come out and we can hang out, maybe have a beer.
Yes, exactly.
I mean, because...
I'm going to ask all these people, too, that took pets.
And it's pretty...
I got one in town and I know can come.
And I got two, so that's three and there's nine.
And so there's only three other people that own two apiece.
I'm going to try to throw something together maybe on a one-year anniversary and see if we can get all nine puppies together.
Very cool.
That would be cool.
Yes, it would.
Wouldn't that be wonderful?
They're going to be so big by then?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, God.
Giants.
Wiggles is going to be bigger and...
I know.
Owls.
Oh my gosh.
Well, from what I understand, we just lost our feed over there on Facebook.
I think we upset them with the whole Martha's Vineyard thing, just so everyone knows.
We're no longer streaming over there.
Take that farce book.
You're talking about don't care.
Cancel you.
This is what I like about our show.
We just talk about anything.
We don't care.
You know, oh my God, they're canceling us.
We don't care.
We don't have any sponsors.
So I can say anything we want.
I'll have a sponsor call me and go, hey man, you really shouldn't do that.
We're a Christian company or something.
You know, I'm just like...
Hey, I'm going to say what I want to say.
Exactly.
I mean, and here's the thing.
I don't care about Facebook.
Screw Facebook and the alien that runs the place.
Oh boy.
He is definitely from Uranus.
There is no question.
And Uranus has been in the news.
Yeah.
Or is it meta?
The word that never worked.
Right.
The beta male came up with meta, which is just outrageous.
Yeah.
I've heard a lot of talk shows talking about, everybody talked about what we talked about yesterday about Dr.
Fosche.
Oh, yes.
They literally played a video of him, he wasn't here yesterday, of what he said, and then he said, well, actually, Reuters fact-checked that, and I didn't actually say that when you just played.
Isn't that crazy?
Can you imagine that?
Here's a guy that claims to be science.
I am science.
And my word, and he snuffed everybody out that wanted to use treatments that worked, ivermectin and so on.
They had a national campaign to call it horse pace.
And of course it is used on animals, but it's also been used on humans effectively and saved millions of lives for years, decades.
Mm-hmm.
And he stamped all that out, pushed his poison, and now that's his answer?
After all these people died, after all this suffering lockdown, after wearing these stupid masks and having a whole generation of kids, hypochondriacs, that's what you've got to say?
Reuters fact-checked me, and I wasn't saying what you just played on that video.
I heard so many people talking about that.
And then he had to actually pull up a still picture with the words underneath that quoted him exactly, that said, no, this is what you said.
He told him, well, words matter, and so let's go over your words again.
He had to put on a big old job board because he knew he was going to say something like that.
That's right.
Here's your words.
He said, I'll read it slowly for you, Rand Paul.
He hates Fauci, doesn't he?
Well, you can see why.
But what they're the most concerned about is...
Because he's a real doctor.
It's true.
And the thing about it is that they're very concerned about when we start to follow the money and when we start to investigate these crooks and how they are connected with these big farm companies and how they're getting paid.
To push all of this stuff, including social media companies, and how many people have ended up suffering as a result of taking this jab, being forced to take this jab, and the consequences that they had to endure, including losing their jobs, their livelihood, and everything else for refusing to take it.
I mean, when you start talking about the fact that they know that we are coming, and they do, they know it's coming, because this was the biggest atrocity I think we have ever seen.
We will never know the numbers.
If you think the whole AIDS epidemic was bad, this is far, far superior, because not only do you have that, you have the masking, you have the psychological damage, you have the closing of the economy, you have all of these other things that happened as a result, and This is a tragedy of the biggest...
I think the biggest one we will see in our lifetime.
I really do.
It's huge.
I'm going to go on my page this morning with this PhD from Harvard.
Oh my.
Which means dumbass.
I did my dumbass chart this morning.
I did an actual dumbass chart.
Who are dumbasses?
But he was explaining, yeah, we're just going to have to...
You know, come to realize this long COVID. So what they're doing now, and the 17 million long COVID cases, there's 18 million long COVID cases here.
So what they're doing is they're going to call all these vaccine injuries as this spike protein and this mRNA poison, untested poison they put in everybody.
As the cancers, like now, that are 633% higher, and everything's, you know, 600% higher, and as these young kids start dying of blood clots and all this, which they're doing right now, and a lot, a lot of them, they're going to start blaming them long COVID. Long COVID. Yeah, it's not the jab.
It's long COVID. Long COVID. It looks like long COVID is causing heart attacks in young people.
Long COVID is causing...
It's just...
How can you even believe it?
It is.
It is unreal.
But they're very concerned about how it's going to look because, you know what, you can just follow the science.
I think an infusion of more resources would bring people into the field that would not normally be into the field because scientists do that.
They do things that are interesting to them, but they also follow the money.
Oh, there you go.
From his own mouth to your ears.
You think?
Yep.
And they made so much money.
Oh my goodness.
This was just like something people have never seen before.
It was just a free fall.
Okay, I'm gonna text you this.
And this is a PhD or professor or something.
This is their strategy.
And I said, here comes the clown saying long COVID is causing the blood clots, strokes, and heart attacks.
Oh my gosh.
Professor Peter Daughtery.
I bet he's going to be up there eating some bananas foster at Billy's tonight and talking about how he survived the Brown 50.
Isn't that just ridiculous?
Ridiculous.
I mean, this is what we have now.
I mean, it is so upsetting to me when I see this stuff.
And the amount of people that it has hurt is just outrageous.
All right, I'm sending this to myself, so I've got it over here.
But you won't be able to get over something like this.
So this is what cat- This isn't a flu shot, people.
It doesn't just like, okay, it's worn off now.
It doesn't do that.
This spot protein is grabbing onto everything and it's staying there.
Here comes the clown saying long COVID is causing blood clots, strokes, and heart problems.
And here it is.
This is Peter Doherty, unlike flu, SARS-CoV.
Professor, don't you dare not call him a professor.
I am a professor of Peter Doherty, PhD, master's in psychology from Harvard.
With all of these other letters after his name, guy.
Yeah.
Okay, so unlike flu, SARS-CoV-2 gets into the blood and infects cells throughout the body.
It's also a clotting disease with strokes and heart problems.
Imagining COVID is like the flu is cutting thousands of lives short.
It's time to wake up.
Yeah, and the thread keeps going, how he explains, oh yeah, this COVID, long COVID, it does this and this, and it causes blood clots, and oh yeah, because viruses always, every time I get the flu, man, boom, got a blood clot in my leg, boom, got a blood clot in my toe.
I mean, the pretzels they're bending themselves on, these are people that are getting in front of this because it's happening everywhere.
Remember, we heard them call it sudden death syndrome.
Sure.
Adult.
And they're already over that.
Now it's long COVID. There's 17 million long COVID cases.
And then you'll see a story.
Why are people, men under 30, suddenly dropping dead?
Oh, and scientists are baffled.
They don't know why.
They can't figure it out.
This professor saying it's time to wake up.
This long COVID causes blood clots, myoconditis, everything that the vaccine actually causes.
People have no souls.
They do not.
They push this shit down our throats and they won't even say they're sorry to the unvaccinated.
They don't even have the guts to say, I'm sorry.
I screwed up your life.
I'm sorry, kids.
I screwed up your mental health.
I'm sorry you can't read when you're in the third grade.
I'm sorry the very air you breathe you think is poison.
I'm sorry I closed down your business that you had in your family since 1932.
They can't.
They just gotta go to the next lie.
Exactly.
I mean, this is horrible.
These people should be on their knees begging the unvaccinated for forgiveness right now.
They absolutely are murderers and thieves and conspirators.
Liars and scum.
They have been doing this for a very long time.
I mean, when you look at some of the stories that are coming out about Facebook and social media, you knew that when Zuckerberg got up on his soapbox over there with Joe Rogan, And he started talking about basically the collusion with the FBI and how they colluded against the American people.
You start to realize how bad it was and that there is a storm of brewing because there is.
Facebook spied on private messages of conservative right-wing individuals then reported to the FBI for domestic terrorism.
Okay?
This is where we are.
And when we were talking about social media and Twitter and kind of like how I see it as they made a mistake because I was talking about everything on my DMs with people.
But we'd go back and forth and all of this.
I remember when you and I were DMing back and forth and you said, you know what?
Hey, let's switch over to text.
I don't really trust who's looking at our accounts, right?
And you were right.
And then, I don't know, a couple weeks later, poof, I was gone.
I'm like, wow, I'm really glad I got his number because guess what?
I don't know how I would have found you, but it would have been a lot harder.
But they were watching every single one of our accounts.
They had you so shadow banned like they have you now, CatTard.
I can't even find you on Twitter.
It's like a mess.
I've got a search ban, shadow ban.
They remove followers.
I have people every day say, I've had to follow you 13 times this week.
I know.
Four times a day, you know.
Well, every single time I go on, I get this nice message saying that I've been permanently suspended and if I would like to object to contacting them.
Of course not.
And I can't use certain features.
I can't look at polls.
I can't imagine why you got suspended though.
You really just like...
It's the same as I do right now.
I just retweet articles.
It's not...
I know.
I have no idea how come they got you.
Well, I don't know.
It's just one of those things.
I don't even have a parking ticket.
I've never even gotten a parking ticket.
I live like the most...
You're a domestic terrorist.
You don't know that?
Normal, everyday life.
And all of a sudden, I'm like, wow, I'm considered to be all of these things.
Domestic terrorist.
Because I'm a conservative.
I had no idea being a conservative meant you were such a rebel.
I had no idea.
Because it's just...
I don't know.
It's one of those things.
It's like I try to follow...
You know how I do things.
Everything is very mechanical, okay?
I try to fit into the box.
You know, I check all the boxes and I do my little thing and whatever.
I try to be fair as to the fairest of my abilities.
And then I get just completely attacked by social media.
I don't care about the trolls or the liberals or the conversations.
That's okay.
But to have the hierarchy basically say, okay, you're bad, you've been suspended, is like, for what?
Because I'm conservative?
I didn't write the article.
I retweeted it.
That's it.
They got rid of everybody, though.
I know.
I lost 125,000 followers in one day, and then I lost 36,000 two days later.
And of course, there's people on other social medias.
Cat turds are fed.
He didn't even lose one follower.
I'm like, I lost more followers in one day than you're going to have in the next 25 years if you're on 18 accounts, you asshole.
Oh my gosh.
They just lie.
They just do anything they can to lie about you.
Well, and everybody thought that you were because how were you able to survive that?
But you know what?
They're making money on you and they had to have, right, their token cat turd conservative is how I see it.
They had to have you in there.
There's a ton of people who didn't get, there's thousands and thousands and thousands of accounts my size of conservatives that didn't get booted.
I mean, you know?
Well, you survived it.
A lot of us did not.
And so all of our big accounts that we had worked so hard on, poof, gone in an instant.
And really, they did a big number on us because a lot of people have not returned.
And that's really sad because they don't want to spend the time on rebuilding.
And creating their accounts again, just feeling like, wow, at any moment it could just go poof.
My voice is gone.
And that worries a lot of people and their right to feel that way because I feel that way too.
I really do.
It kind of got me out of it.
And I was doing it every single day.
I was tweeting and I was talking and connecting with people.
Because let's face it, Hollywood is a pretty lonely place when you're a conservative.
So I was able to really make some great friendships with people that were conservative that I would have never had as a result of living here.
So, yeah, I mean, they kind of hurt themselves when you think now and you think back that they were spying on the private messages of Americans.
Yeah, we knew that.
And those that questioned the 2020 election, those that questioned the COVID, right, the shots, the jabs, questioning the election would get you out.
The jab would get you out.
You can question all those things.
This is maybe why I'm on there.
You can question all those things if you question them in the right way.
You can do it in a joke.
You can ask a question.
Then you can get your point across just as much.
You know, if you just can't, there's just certain things you're not going to be able to say.
So you have to try to work around them.
And sometimes I'm like, I mean, I've never even been in jail for 12 hours.
That's incredible.
Sometimes I think there's somebody that works at Twitter that likes my dogs.
That's exactly what I think sometimes.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't think they have that much feeling.
I really do.
I mean, look at how they just treated all those people at Martha's Vineyard.
They probably have lizards for pets.
I'm telling you, they're going to all be having $200 glasses, not bottles of wine tonight.
And they're all going to be sitting there eating Chateaubriand and having, you know, a 1978 Chateau Lafayette Rothschild.
And they're all going to have their legs crossed.
And they're all going to be patting themselves on the bag and saying how great and wonderful they are and how great...
And they can't wait to the Time Magazine article of, where's the Martha Vineyards 50, 10 years later?
Oh my gosh.
They can't wait for 10 years.
I swear.
Oh no.
I am not lying.
You know it's true.
They're going to be doing it.
Because I know these rich assholes like the back of my hand.
Oh, say it isn't.
So, you know, I just, I totally picture the conversation.
Didn't we do such a wonderful job as a community to send them on their way to their next flight of life?
And we did great.
We did great.
We should all be so proud.
Well, I love our community and the way it just comes together in times of crisis and need.
Oh, no!
They came together, all right.
They all came together, grabbed them, threw them on a bus and got on the hill out of there.
Now that's coming together.
Oh, no.
You know we've gone over?
We're over.
I know.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, I can get carried away in this conversation.
It's my birthday weekend.
Let me out of here.
I know!
You've got some partying to do.
You've got a Todd waiting for you on the other side.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, I hope you have a wonderful...
Who wants to come have a beer at the Cat Turd Ranch?
All of us.
All of us.
Every single one of us want to go.
Come have a few beers with me, you know, pet monkey and pet wiggles and pet smiles.
That'd be fun.
Oh, it would be a wonderful time.
Everybody wants you to have like some kind of, I don't know, some kind of convention there at Cat Turd Ranch or some get together, some big barbecue, kegs, the whole deal, you know, bonfires.
The liberal press, cat turd has white supremacy meeting at the cat turd range.
That white cat has a hat.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh yes he does.
He has a pointy hat on and we couldn't really see but it certainly looked like it could be a party hat right and they would say it was one of those I don't know white supremacist outfits I don't know what you call them but anyway They would definitely make something like that up because that's just who they are.
Anyway, I want to thank everybody really quick.
There were a couple of other people that donated to the show and I wanted to give them a shout out as well.
We had Tomato Fan.
We had Tippy23228.
We had Cat Turd Rocks.
We had...
Dog with a torch.
We had Sue 5577.
We have SF Meadows 32.
We have Maris 4.
And just wanted to thank you all.
They're all just saying, oh, happy, happy birthday, Kat.
I want you to see these messages.
I'll send them to you.
I'll take a picture and you can check them out because they just love you and want you to have the most awesome weekend.
Happy birthday weekend of all.
We'll hear about it on Monday when we return.
I hope you have a lot of stories for us.
I'm not gonna do a lot.
I hope you do.
I hope you do.
I hope you just have fun and just relax.
That's good enough.
I'm a chill person now, you know.
I was pretty, well, I was wild as hell when I was growing up.
You know, I played in a band and traveled all around when I was younger and I was pretty crazy.
So now that I'm older, you know, I just like to chill.
I have just a few friends over.
I don't know about that because you really do stir it up.
I am.
I'm a very chilled person.
You stir it up on social media like no one else I've ever seen.
So you're obviously the person that pulls the fire alarm and then walks right out the front door.
I'm really not.
Not in real life.
I'm actually, you know, in real life, I'm actually a lot quieter.
If I ever go to a bar, I like a bar.
I don't like clubs.
I like a bar, like a little round bar with just a lot of people and locals talk.
A little bitty baby bar.
And then I'm usually really quiet and I just listen a lot.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Well, I'm quite the opposite.
I'm busy every minute of every single day.
I get myself in things that I have to get myself out of, and I'm just constantly going 24-7.
I over-promise and under-deliver sometimes, and I feel so bad about that because I try to be everywhere and everything to everyone.
I doubt that.
I don't know.
I do my best, but it's just fun.
I mean, I love what we're doing here, and I love the Littermates, and I love the show, and Yeah, me too.
This is fun.
This is really kind of my hour where we can just chill out and then I get back to reality.
But I just feel like we are doing something really great here.
And I cannot thank you all enough in chat.
You all are amazing.
You are making it happen.
Welcoming all the newbies the way you do, all the new littermates into the fold.
You're just awesome.
And we love you and we just appreciate you more than you know.
If you would like to see any of the articles that we referred to and referenced on the show today, you can go to my social media account.
We'll be watching Cat Turd's social media account of all the parties that he's going to throw over there at Cat Turd Ranch over the weekend.
Maybe we can get Happy Birthday Cat Turd trending on Twitter.
Can someone go ahead and start that, please?
I'm not on Twitter, but let's do it on Truth and Twitter and Getter and Gab and everything that we've got.
Yeah, on Sunday it's his birthday.
Yes, Sunday is his birthday.
So we're celebrating twice.
We're doing it today and then we're going to celebrate on Monday as well.
Alright everyone, be safe, be kind to one another and we will see you later.
Bye!
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