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Nuclear BS - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 8/12/2022 - Ep. 145
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You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey.
I'm trying to hang in there with the voice.
Oh, how you doing?
Are you feeling okay?
I've just been sick as a dog since Sunday, but it's just my voice, the main thing.
I can handle feeling bad.
I just have no voice.
Yeah, it's a different kind of food.
Sounding like the bass singer from the Statler Brothers right now.
It's just good to hear your voice, to be honest.
I think everybody would agree.
We love when you're with us over here, and so it's completely different when you're not.
But I'm just glad to hear that you're doing everything that you need to do and hopefully getting some rest.
You've really been under it lately.
Let's face it, puppies and everything else.
It's just, it's, you know, I had that hospital stay, and it's just been one thing after another, health-wise.
I've just been, you know, I don't say nothing to everybody about everything, but I had the, I hadn't even been, I don't even think I had a cold in four years or anything, or been to the doctor or anything, and then I suddenly had that bowel blockage.
Everybody knows that.
I was in the hospital for a week, and they thought they were going to have to do surgery, and it cleared, and And of course, you know, when you come home, that's not over.
It's not like your stomach feels great for the next.
You're like, okay, I'm out of the hospital.
It's cured.
So, I mean, I was eating, drinking pretty much a liquid diet for a month, and so that just made me weak.
And then I have a really bad arthritis.
Then the arthritis started hitting me with my fingers really bad again about two months ago, where I just, I mean, I couldn't even move my fingers in the morning.
And then for some reason it jumped to my shoulders about a month ago and up until about two weeks ago, there's about two weeks where I couldn't even raise either one of my arms hardly to put a shirt on.
It was that bad.
So I've been fine.
It's just like, and then now I got really, really sick some days.
It's my fifth day.
So it's just been, you know, and then not sleeping with the dogs and man, I am just like wiped out.
Oh my gosh.
It's so awful too because you know what?
Let's call it what it is.
I mean, this is a bioweapon that's in your system right now.
So when I had it, I don't have anything like that.
Like what you've described, I don't.
I mean, I work out every single day.
I didn't go to the doctor.
I didn't take anything.
I... I was like a little warrior.
You know, I'm going to beat this thing.
I'm going to beat this thing.
But let me tell you something.
Without any injuries or anything like that, I hurt all over when I got this thing last week.
I mean, my whole body hurt.
My bones hurt.
Everything.
And so I know exactly how you feel.
And plus, if you have other things also, it probably just makes it even worse.
Believe me, the arthritis is the worst.
I thought it was bad in my fingers.
I don't know how it got in my shoulders.
Oh.
Gosh.
Lordy mercy.
But enough of me bitching and moaning about my problems.
What's going on in the world?
More nuclear BS. And you named the show because you've been watching it unfold.
Oh, boy.
It's their plan.
It's their plan.
They rolled the dice.
They didn't get anything.
I'm going to tell you exactly what happened.
I mean, it was the most ridiculous thing for them to go there.
I mean, this is just...
It's beyond Banana Republic.
It's communism.
It's ridiculous.
And then they didn't have it, so what do they do?
This is the reason he didn't come out and say anything for two days, by the way.
They were thinking, what can we say?
Washington Post gets a story.
Washington Post, imagine that.
right there in washington dc get something leaked to them hmm wonder who leaked that the fbi maybe the doj and they're looking for nuclear codes so ridiculous that they don't change them when the new president comes in or something it's amazing isn't it i mean this is another russia russia russia hoax all over again and they want to keep your eyes off that their prize which is trying to pass this bill that is just incredibly crazy Well,
I took a page out of your book over there on Twitter, and I just loved this.
And so it's actually on our website as well.
MAGA. Nuclear MAGA. And here you are in all your glory.
I think this is about how we all feel right now.
We're just so tired of this nonsense.
I think the one I did with the golf clubs today was pretty funny.
Oh my gosh.
Did you see that one?
Yes, I did.
I was laughing so hard.
But whenever I see a picture of you, I just go, oh my gosh, where did you put the other one?
The other one's in here too somewhere, but I'll have to look through here and find it.
But it was so funny because you just absolutely tore it.
Here it is, breaking.
This is the FBI. This is great.
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, P. And the P stands for Putin, of course, for the pitching wedge.
P stands for Putin.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord.
Man, I'm telling you, these people have lost their marbles.
They're crazy.
This Trump derangement syndrome, this thing that they've been putting this family through in this...
I mean, willing to break every norm and bring our country down to its knees and completely ruin our Justice Department and completely destroy our FBI to take one guy down.
This is a serious mental condition at this point.
It's absolutely insane.
It is.
They can't get past it.
But see, they have so much to lose.
That's the whole thing.
They have got so much to lose because they know exactly what's going to happen with President Trump.
He's already promised the nation and the world that these bureaucrats that have been in there long term are going.
They're all out.
He knows exactly what he's got now.
I mean, this is not going to be his first show as president.
So he knows who the players are.
He's well adjusted as far as who does what up there.
So here you go.
Another fake news conspiracy bombs out.
President Trump responds to Washington Post's nukes at Mar-a-Lago hoax.
I mean, of course, like I said, four years of Russia, Russia, Russia.
The thing about it is, everybody knows it and everybody's prepared for it.
We've already lived through this.
They did this for four years.
I love nothing more than talking to a liberal and bringing up the Russia thing.
Now.
I'm just like, okay, so how'd that pan out for you?
This is so...
I mean, they didn't have anything.
It took them two days.
What can we say that's really bad?
Sure.
He's got the nuclear codes there.
He might have a nuclear bomb in his bathroom.
This is just ridiculous.
Yeah, he hits a little, you know, he flushes the toilet and then boom, it comes up out of the floor.
I mean, come on.
These people are insane.
And then the Democrats believe it.
I mean, the Washington Post, you think they come up for that on their own?
They planted that story, the Department of Justice, and that's how stupid they are.
It's just embarrassing at this point.
It's so dumb.
I mean, my God, I could sit here in the next five minutes sick as a dog and think of four different ways to make that story way better than that.
Oh, yeah.
My God, they're dumb.
Oh, sure.
I mean, I guess they're trying to figure out a reason why they had to go through Melania Trump's underwear drawer.
I'm not sure.
But, you know, with this woke military and FBI and all of these different agencies, you know, they were probably looking for some themselves.
So who knows what the real reason behind all of that stuff was.
It's so silly, isn't it?
I mean, it really is.
You think he'd personally packed up the boxes that were there out of the White House and brought them there?
He didn't do that.
These people are crazy.
Absolutely.
This is no question an abuse of power.
So Merrick Garland also admitted he personally approved of the raid on Trump's home.
Of course, you saw that little clip yesterday.
He didn't say nothing.
You're going to do this.
You've got to come out and say, look, we had probable cause through this and this and that, through these informants.
He had this, this, and this.
He didn't do none of that.
He just went out there and whined.
He literally went out there and just whined and then said, y'all better not threaten us.
Ain't nobody threatening.
We're calling you pieces of shit because you're pieces of shit.
Well, see, they have to cover up one lie with another lie.
I mean, this is how this goes, all right?
We had the whole Russian hoax things.
They have to have a reason to go in and raid Mar-a-Lago, right?
And then all of a sudden, then they pull all of this nonsense.
It's just covering one lie with another lie.
Yes, of course he should have.
But you know what?
They now recognize the fact that the American people are on to him.
So what are they doing?
Now they're covering up the whole January 6th situation and saying, ooh, don't beat up on our FBI. No one's beating up on your FBI. We're calling the FBI what it is.
Exactly.
What do you mean we're beating up on you?
We don't have any power.
God.
We don't have power to come and arrest you.
We don't have power to plant evidence.
We don't have power to frame you.
We don't have power to arrest you and put you in prison for nothing but political views.
That's your power, and you're the ones that's been setting up there 24-7 since Biden came in, Christopher Wray and him and Biden and all their cronies calling every patriot that believes in the flag, that believes in the Second Amendment, a white supremacist and a domestic terrorist 24-7 For 18 months.
You've turned your own name into garbage, not us.
You got that right.
So, here we go.
I personally approve the decision to seek a search warrant in this matter.
And where is the sniffer?
The sniffer is on vacation.
Hey, first thing to you, I'm the little giver.
I'm getting you back for giving me a wedgie in school because everybody hated me.
I'm getting you back.
Oh, it is, man.
A little nerd.
He's a worm.
That's what he is.
He's an absolute worm.
Exactly.
And he is a complete joke.
He really is a total embarrassment.
So, yeah, we are going to make fun of you because of who you are and what you represent.
So, here you go.
President Trump has responded.
He writes, nuclear weapons issue is a hoax, just like Russia.
Russia was a hoax.
You think?
Two impeachments were a hoax.
The Mueller...
Mueller investigation was a hoax and much more.
Same sleazy people involved.
Why would the FBI allow the inspection of areas at Mar-a-Lago without our lawyers or others present?
Made them wait outside in the heat.
Wouldn't let them get even close.
Said absolutely not.
Planting information anyone?
Reminds me of Christopher Steele dossier.
Of Of course, it's the same playbook over and over and over again.
Yeah, and they sit up there on their high horse like, how dare you?
I'm not going to sit up here where you talk about our agents.
We're going to talk about them because, I mean, you haven't been doing nothing since Trump but planting evidence and framing people and lying and getting away with it and fake special counsels for no reason and putting the country through hell.
You know, who in the hell you think you are?
I hate you with my, you know, every fiber of my existence.
I hate the FBI now.
I hate your DOJ. Oh, absolutely.
And really, if they were doing a good job, if they were catching the criminals that they needed to be focused on, we would be applauding them.
Do they ever go after any?
No, he doesn't.
Look...
Garland has come up there how many times for press conferences in front of Congress?
Where has he ever arrested anybody?
Hey, we did this.
We got these criminals.
We got these bad guys.
We stopped these armed robberies.
We stopped these terrorists.
You know, from Iran getting in the country.
Have you ever heard anything from these guys catching the bad guys?
Every single thing is.
They're going after domestic terrorists if you don't want critical race theory.
You know, your parents are terrorists.
Everything he does is just going after the middle class, working class people of this country.
That's all they're doing.
They're worthless.
It's not only that.
I mean, I'm surprised that we haven't seen anything or heard a peep from Me Too when you had the gymnast complaints, right, against Nassar, Dr.
Nassar.
They completely covered for him and allowed it to keep happening with all of those gymnasts.
Well, that story has been completely buried, and they're suing the FBI as a result of that.
But you don't see all the political...
You know, opponents coming out and saying, hey, you know what?
Let's look over here.
Let's start talking about the fact that they covered for a pedophile.
They covered for a pedophile.
Just like Hunter Biden.
I'm all for disbanding the shit out of him.
I am too.
I'm with you.
Hey, this country survived 132 years without him.
We'll be just fine.
We'll be alright.
Not even worried about it.
What do they do?
They've just turned on the people now.
That's all it is.
It's just the KGB, secret police for the Democrat Party, and everybody knows it.
And that's why they're up there panicking, saying, you better not do this and this and this.
And now, you know, they're going to try to go after people like me, who I never threaten anybody or never will.
And I don't think anybody should threaten.
I don't want anybody threatening the FBI or threatening the DOJ. That's not how you roll.
But you have a First Amendment right.
To call them a garbage organization, because they are.
They are.
They've proven to be.
No question about it.
I mean, their actions have proven that to us time and time again, and the investigations they choose to participate in are political.
Let's face it, look at what happened with Epstein, right?
I mean, we don't have- Did you see the Nailgun story?
Oh, yeah.
Did you see, did you, but did you follow it on up since yesterday?
No.
They killed the guy.
Yes, they killed him.
Yeah, they killed him.
And then they said, it was cliche Cletus all over again.
Yeah, he's a big Trump supporter.
He was out January the 6th.
He had a truth.
He was on Trump's social media, had all these media posts threatening everybody that they've taken down, of course.
And then, bloom, it disappeared.
It's not even on any of the news networks.
Exactly.
I mean, it seemed like NBC and all that would be eating this shit up right now.
That's because it didn't happen, probably.
I hate to say it.
You can't believe anything they do.
Nothing.
They're liars, and everything they do is a setup.
Yep.
That's what we've been doing.
This is what we've been living through the last couple of years.
And this is why they know this is the end, so they're throwing absolutely everything they can at it.
Here you go with Breitbart News.
It says Trump.
He says he is encouraging the immediate release of the search warrant and related documents that led to Monday's FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago.
Absolutely.
Let's get it.
Let's see it.
Let's see what you got.
Go ahead.
Turn it in.
Let's let the American people decide if this was fair and just.
Of course, it wasn't.
Of course, they ordered all of the video cameras to be turned off.
Would not allow his lawyers inside there.
I mean, his due process, there was none.
There was absolutely none.
Just turn it around.
What if while President Trump was President, Bill Barr came out, and all of a sudden they raided Barack Obama's house?
Can you imagine that?
And they can't, you know, they don't have that deduction.
Liberals don't.
They can't turn it around in their brain.
That's how ridiculous this is.
Oh, it's gotten so bad.
It really has, and it's going to get worse.
I mean, you've got all kinds of things that are happening as a result of that stuff.
I mean, you've got on MSNBC, ex-CIA director Hayden and MSNBC contributor Michael Beschloss troll for execution of President Trump after nuclear documents hoax report.
I mean, they're openly calling for all of this now.
An execution.
Can you imagine if a Trump supporter even said anything even remotely like that?
You're ridiculous.
Oh, yeah.
So you've got this guy, a historian and an MSNBC contributor.
He raised the specter of the execution of President Trump in response to a Washington Post report Thursday.
Hey, you know what?
Speaking of that, we still haven't gotten the one they're writing on you.
Waiting on that one to drop any day now.
Oh, that one?
Remember, Washington Post reached out to you.
They probably already did it, and it was such a nobody read it.
Just a flop, yeah.
They were asking me to comment.
Yeah, if we don't retweet it or anything, nobody sees it.
Exactly.
So it's best just to ignore them.
So the report, based on an anonymous sources, accused President Trump of taking nuclear documents when he left the White House in 2021.
According to the Washington Compost, I like to call them, this motivated the Biden administration's raid on Trump's Palm Beach, Florida home Mar-a-Lago on Monday.
It's ridiculous.
It's a hoax.
Well, my glasses just broke in half.
I don't know how.
I was, like, taking them off and they broke in half.
So, add that to the shit that I can't see.
I can't get to see.
You can't see.
You hurt all over and you're sick.
Man, just call me Job.
You're a warrior, Catherine.
A real warrior.
Now, so for the rest of the show, you know, if I can get through it, my voice is so about to go, but...
No, I can't see the screen, so anything you're putting on the screen, I can't see it.
Well, I want to just first thank everybody, because when you left yesterday, there were so many people that were donating to the show, and I don't think a lot of people recognize that I'm the only one behind these, you know, the engineering side of the show, so it's really hard for me to Give you shout outs and thank yous when I'm trying to pull up the next scene.
So just real quick, I'm going to go down the list of everybody, including those today.
Sue, 78910, Durrell Orchids, Alchemy, Hedda Broccoli, Fiona is my bitch, times five.
Spencer Dogs, 9576, Cat Turd Rocks, TWR, Holly Towns, Ron Petralia, Tomato, Renee McCurry, and then we have George and we have C. Hibbs, Burrito Boy.
Thank you so much for your donations.
We really, really appreciate it.
You guys are amazing.
And Republic, Texas also donated.
So I just want to give you all shout outs because when you're here, I can, when you're talking, I can go over there and write them down and pull them up.
But when you're not, it's like, I don't have eight arms.
So anyway, just wanted to give everybody a thank you for that.
But it is wild.
A lot of people are openly talking about the fact that the White House has declared war on its own citizens.
And shockingly, America has never been closer to a police state And this is according to Richard Miniter, who...
We're there!
Where have we been there?
They're attacking the frontrunner.
They're raiding the home of the frontrunner.
They're making up stories about him.
They're lying.
They're feeding fake stories of the Washington Post.
They're arresting anybody that has anything to do with him.
They're doing a fake one-sided January 6th committee with no witnesses and no cross-examination and no lawyers for any kind of a defense.
They're picking up Paul Manafort.
You know, they...
Starting with Paul Manafort all the way through Steve Bannon.
They've been doing this shit.
Anybody has anything to do with Trump, they pick them up, screw with them, and ruin their lives.
And then a judge will come out, they'll handpick a judge, they'll come out and give them a gag order so they can't even defend themselves in public.
This has been going on.
A long time.
And I just cannot wait until President Trump drops those videotapes, but you know his timing is perfect.
So he's got that all planned out when he's going to do something like that.
I mean, people are appalled at what's going on with this administration.
I mean, here you go.
The results are in.
72% of DailyMail.com readers disapprove Of FBI's raid on Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate.
Some 20,000 have voted already.
And there is still time for you to have your say.
Yeah, because they want you to go ahead and change that number.
No, it's only going to increase.
Especially with all of the stuff that is happening right now.
With this bill being passed and everything else.
I mean, it is...
They act like it can't happen to them.
Democrat voters are so dumb that the Democrats, they take their rights away and they have them cheering.
And here it is on a silver plowder.
Here's my Second Amendment right.
Here's my First Amendment right.
Here's search and seizure rights.
Just, you know, as long as I can get that one guy.
This is, I don't even know what to say.
It's so crazy.
Their hatred.
For Donald Trump.
And, you know, his family's in danger, man.
Hope he's got good security.
Well, we're all in danger.
I think we're all in danger.
I mean, we know exactly what is happening with this FBI. You can look at how they've treated the January Sixers, and we're not going to be any different.
They're not going to differentiate Cat Turd from Jules.
I mean, they're going to go after everybody at this point.
They're like, yeah, well, we do all this and we help and we stop crimes.
You do?
When?
Right.
Yeah.
How have you made anybody's life better?
I'm not seeing any of that at all.
I'm only seeing the corruption and the political spin.
Yeah, you think if you knock on my door right now, I think you're there to help me?
Jeez.
It's so bad.
Well, it's been going on a long, long time.
I mean, we...
And they're like, I thought y'all...
I thought y'all...
I thought y'all loved the blue, you know?
We support the blue.
We do!
Beat cops, man.
Cops.
Of course.
Cops aren't feds.
They don't know the difference between a fed and a cop.
That's their problem, see.
They don't know the difference.
No, they don't.
But it's political, though.
See, they want to go after the police officers and say, see, you know, this is how they're covering up crimes.
They're planning evidence.
Excuse me.
How is that different from the FBI and Epstein Island?
You think that they're in a special class of their own?
They're not.
No, they're no different.
Not at all.
The whole thing.
I mean, yeah, they think about it.
The FBI, remember when they had boats and everything and they raided Epstein Island?
Oh, yeah.
And then they arrested Epstein and they got all, they know everything.
They got all his black books.
Everybody's ever been there.
Not one person has even been brought into questioning because...
They're protecting them because it's a big, giant pedo ring.
I'm not trying to be Alex Jones either, but it just is.
It is.
It's true.
It's pedophile.
It's one big, giant pedo ring.
All the Hollywood people.
What do you think they did on Pedo Island?
They don't call it Rape Island for nothing.
They don't call it Luau Island.
They call it Rape Island.
Exactly.
I mean, you go to your room and you get whatever you want.
Listen to some of these girls that were testifying being on a rape island and all them Hollywood people on that list and all the senators and all the former presidents.
Hello, Bill Clinton.
Prince Andrew.
It wasn't just a small operation.
We saw your names on there.
George Clooney, Tom Hanks.
We seen it.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
We've seen the list.
And then, what are y'all doing there?
I mean, seriously.
Them girls that testified in this latest one, some of them said I was there when I was 10 years old.
I was forced to have sex with guys there at 10 years old.
10!
That's right.
I mean, you should hear them interviews.
They're heartbreaking.
And of course, I believe those girls.
I do too.
Me too.
Me too.
Where is me too?
This is what I'm talking about.
And here you have this Dr.
Fraud who they prance out, of course, during a SCOTUS hearing.
And all you see is me too, me too, me too.
I actually had faith in that movement at one time in my life.
I thought, oh my gosh, this is really great because there is such a problem in Hollywood.
I've got a lot of friends in the industry and everything else, and they all talk about it.
It's the open secret, right?
Everybody knows what it is.
A wackadoodle.
Gosh.
Yeah.
Chrissy Bray.
What was her name?
Oh, Brassley Ford.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Yes, Dr.
Ford.
I call her Dr.
Fraud because that's just who she is.
Dr.
Nutjob.
My God, she had crazy eyes.
Yes, she did.
Some crazy psycho eyes, man.
They were just like, whoa.
And a baby voice.
Do you remember?
She sounded like a baby.
Yeah.
At a party 35 years ago, I was gang raped in front of all these people.
Although they're all testifying they wasn't even there, you gotta listen to me.
Gotta go fund me with $7 million in it right now.
It's insane.
And then all of a sudden when they hear her speak, they said, oh, isn't she eloquent?
Oh, I believe her.
It's like, why?
Because she talks like a baby?
Are you kidding me?
That's like even weirder.
That's even gross.
I mean, I don't know.
These people have got the wrong idea.
She's a damn liar.
Yeah.
She got rich on that shit.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Oh my gosh, this is really interesting.
Cat Turd, I've got something to tell you.
It looks like we're streaming on Facebook right now, which is really bizarre because I yesterday...
Facebook sucks!
Yeah!
You just lit it up on fire.
Well, while I have everybody on Facebook because, okay, I just deleted all of our videos because they just got rid of that other channel where we were streaming, so this is really bizarre.
And for some reason everyone's saying that our sound isn't doing so well.
Some people are saying that and some people aren't.
You may need to exit out and then come back in.
It could be just shoddy reception, so you may have to exit out of your chat room.
But anyway, Yeah, I deleted all of our videos yesterday because they're preparing to go ahead and get rid of all of our accounts, as you know.
I mean, this is the open secret.
This is what they're doing.
They're ready to start meddling into our elections.
So here you go.
Twitter announces plan to protect November midterm elections.
Yeah.
Yeah, by meddling, you think?
Yeah, they're going to protect it by protecting the Democrats to try to win.
Exactly.
Whatever happened to Elon Musk?
I thought he was buying Twitter.
Is that going through or not?
Who knows?
I've lost interest in it.
Well, everyone has, really.
I mean, now that you've got truth, who cares?
I mean, I'm like, I've got everything I need right here.
Truth is getting good, too, man.
I got invited to the beta test.
So before everybody got in, I'm special.
You are special.
No, I got in.
I'm just messing with you.
No, it's true though.
They let me in the beta test and it was just like nothing worked.
You know, I'm like, man, nothing's working.
And then, you know, people were having a hard time getting known for a while and I was worried about it.
But man, it does seem to be getting better and better.
We got like 639,000 followers over there in a few months.
Oh, definitely.
That's a lot.
And believe me, the left is going to get really tired of talking to themselves and agreeing with one another, so they're going to start coming on over.
And then there's going to be no Twitter.
And then what are they going to do?
Then you're going to have all of these different groups that are going to say, come out and try to shut down True Social because it's going to gain power.
Well, too bad for that.
We know what this is all about.
But while I've got the people on Facebook, I just want everybody to know...
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Mark Zuckerberg's an alien from Uranus with a bowl haircut.
Yes, he is.
He's got the IQ of a postage stamp.
One cent.
Oh my gosh.
You know what?
I'm so glad you brought up Uranus because, you know, what would a week be without you bringing up and having a joke on it?
Honestly.
I mean, your Uranus jokes go for like the whole weekend.
So there you have it, everyone.
So anyway, a lot of people are responding to Twitter safety because Twitter safety came out with this statement.
This means we'll take action against misleading claims about the voting process, misleading content intended to intimidate or dissuade people from participating in the election, or misleading claims that may undermine public confidence in election outcomes.
I've never even seen anybody go, hey, don't vote.
I've never seen anybody do that on Twitter, and I'm on there all the time, and I see all the big accounts, and y'all do too, you know, if you're on Twitter a lot, I don't ever see anybody ever go, hey, that's not what they're talking about.
They're acting like it's that, but it's like, hey, we're going to bury the hunter story, and then if you talk about it and it's true, then we're going to suspend you.
That's all that is.
So ridiculous.
Yes.
So they've come out because, of course, it's midterms.
And of course, they want to interfere.
I take that as them interfering because that's what they do in our elections.
You've seen it over and over again.
They shut down all these conservative accounts.
But now we have alternatives to that.
We've got truth and we've got rumble.
And some of the others, but those are my two main.
But here you go.
RNC Research, they responded this way.
They said, hey, Twitter safety.
Here's 10 minutes of Democrats spreading misleading claims that may undermine public confidence in election outcomes.
And here they are.
10 minutes of it.
And you've got all your little favorites over here, Democrats, of all of them denying that President Trump was the duly elected president.
Over and over again.
Just nothing but claims from all the names that you love and adore.
In fact, even Politico, who did a hit piece on me and the Mighty 200, they come out with the White House least favorite Twitter accounts.
And who do they start beating up on?
Of course, RNC Research.
They do a whole entire article about dark MAGA and all kinds of different things.
Oh, isn't this silly?
We're nuclear.
It was MAGA and then Ultra MAGA, now we're nuclear MAGA. Yeah!
It's so ridiculous.
I mean, this nuclear thing, and I knew it was coming.
I said, oh, they haven't come out with anything in a few days.
They don't have anything.
If they had something, if they had something in that raid, how fast do you think they'd be on that microphone?
One second, three seconds that afternoon.
And then all of a sudden, here comes the Washington Post story.
And I was like, oh my God, I was laughing so hard when I read that.
I said, this is what you came up with?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He has, like, the nuclear coals, like, on the toilet paper or something.
He's like, I'm going to wipe my butt first.
I've got to roll past this one with the nuclear coal, don't I? Oh, my gosh.
God, this is ridiculous.
Yes, it is.
Melania comes in.
Hey, Trump, is that a nuclear bomb in your pocket?
Are you glad to see me?
This is ridiculous.
This is so insane.
It is insane.
They find a lottery ticket.
I think this is it.
This is a lotto ticket from four days ago.
I think this is actually the secret codes.
Often they change them codes.
I'm sure they're changed and encrypted every single day.
Exactly.
Maybe more than that.
They don't even make any sense.
I mean, it's like the nuclear codes, you know, Nixon had them and since then we haven't changed them.
I mean, it's insane.
It's just ridiculous.
They couldn't come up with anything better than that?
No, he has the nuclear codes.
So fake.
Because he's a danger, right?
He's dangerous.
How'd the Washington Post know that?
Well, that's the thing.
Where'd he get it from?
Exactly.
Who do you think?
I mean, good God.
The Democrat Party.
That's who they're slaves to.
That's who they bow to.
Unbelievable.
Yes, it's so true.
But here you go.
This is what they say in this Politico article about RNC research.
They said, it's like they handed the keys over to some nihilist teenage shitposters who wanted to see how fast they could get reporters to discount everything they say, a Biden campaign alum told The West Wing Playbook.
They think they're crowing about intentionally lying makes them tough when it really just worsens the feedback loop.
All right, well, I'll tell you something.
This is really funny because they made a huge deal over this whole Brandon situation, right?
Dark Brandon.
And it's comedy.
I mean, it's pure comedy.
They can't do it.
Here's Dark Brandon.
Dark Brandon, he can't even put on his own suit jacket.
The only thing Dark on Brandon is his underwear.
Yes, that is true, but he needs Dr.
Jill to help him out because he can't do it himself.
And here you have got this clown, Andrew J. Bates, who is the White House Deputy Press Secretary, who came out with this meme, The Dark Brandon Rises.
Oh, yeah, really?
Give me a break.
They're trying to make him into something he has.
They can't meme.
No, they cannot.
It's amazing.
The memers now, and the sheer amount of them on Twitter, and how fast, like, when they do this nuclear thing, all these, like, thousands of memes.
It's hilarious.
Yes, exactly.
I mean, it's so bad.
But that's what's, you know, that's what they're doing.
That's what we can expect from them all.
Meanwhile, you've got President Trump who's talking about the serious issues, not all of this nonsense.
Trump Blast Inflation Reduction Act urges Dems to vote against it, especially knowing what all we know.
And then you have the fool, of course, the White House Press Secretary, who's pulling a Nancy Piglosi.
We have to pass the Inflation Reduction Act to see how it works.
I kid you not.
I don't even know why they're arguing about it.
They got the votes.
They're going to pass the thing.
It's done.
It's over.
Exactly.
So here she is in her little statement.
Well, let's get this bill passed and then we'll see how the mechanics and all of that's going to work through.
Okay.
Now, doesn't this sound familiar?
You remember when Nancy Pigolosi was passing the Affordable Care Act and said, oh, you know what?
We'll find out what's in it after we pass it.
Here she is in 2010.
But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it away from the fog of the controversy.
Okay, so again, same playbook.
They go back to that every single time because that's just all they know.
Unreal.
You have to pass a bill to see what's in it?
I don't think so.
A bill should be one page.
Hey, we're going to do this, this, and this.
Three, four pages at the most.
You know how big 2,000, 2,400 page bills are?
You can stack up paper all the way past your head, and that's still half of it.
Nobody has time to read this crap.
They don't understand it.
Who writes this crap?
This is a bureaucratic monster that's just eating itself right now.
It has nothing to do with American people.
You are absolutely correct.
So here we go.
Senate Democrats on Sunday, as you all know, we covered it here on Monday, passed Joe Biden's massive tax and spend bill dubbed the Inflation Reduction Act.
The bill was passed in a 51-50 party line vote after a two-day voterama.
Kamala Harris cast the tie-breaking vote.
More than 230 economists wrote letters to Congress warning that the Inflation Reduction Act will make inflation worse.
Of course it will!
Of course it will!
We're here from these stupid monstrosity bills is why we're here.
And then you do another one, and then you call it the opposite of what it is.
These Democrats, you're talking about don't care.
Every single Democrat in the Senate that just passed that knows this is going to destroy the middle class.
They know you're going to get audited.
They know your taxes are going to go up during inflation, even though you're hurting.
And they don't care.
These people hate you.
They think it's hilarious.
Oh, they're enjoying the suffering of the American people.
See, they're trying their best.
Right.
I mean, because they're after us.
Again, this is just another example.
I mean, look at this.
You have the IRS. Open Books reported that the IRS spent $21.6 million on guns, ammunition, and military-style equipment between...
The bill will add 87,000 new IRS employees to harass and abuse working Americans and their political opponents.
The IRS is looking for new agents, including armed and fit federal tax agents, Who are willing to use deadly force.
The duties also include willing and able to participate in an arrest, execution of search warrants, and other dangerous assignments.
Alright, so this is what they just took off of their website.
Surprised they're not saying no white people need apply.
Exactly.
Transgenders get...
If you don't know your gender, then you will be the first one that we allow into our agency.
You don't know which bathroom to use.
You get in management.
Exactly.
So here it is, Ford Fisher.
He says the IRS is hiring new special agents.
Requirements include working minimum 50 hours per week, which may include irregular hours, and be on call 24-7, including holidays and weekends, and can carry a firearm and be willing to use deadly force if necessary.
Yeah, we're going to kill you for a rounding error in your account.
Hey, honey, what's happening now?
We've got to get a new accountant.
Why?
Well, he made a rounding error on a form S3495, and they come in there and shot him in the damn head today.
Exactly.
Oh my god.
This is insane.
Lordy mercies.
People are nuts.
They will combine accounting skills with law enforcement skills to investigate financial crimes.
All income earned, both legal and illegal, has the potential of becoming involved.
In crimes which fall within the investigative jurisdiction of the IRS criminal investigation.
So they're trying to weaponize the IRS, which they've done several times before, right, in history.
They're doing that just like they have the FBI and just like they have the DOJ and everything else.
Just one more extension.
Remember when they're trying to take our guns?
Mm-hmm.
Remember when they're trying to take our guns away from us because of a school shooting?
They said, there's no way possible.
We don't want to arm people in our schools.
They could have protected every single school in this country with about four or five armed guards for 87,000 guards for the money they're paying these IRS agents.
And they wouldn't have no more school shootings.
The problem would be solved.
Exactly.
Our border agents.
Think about 87,000 more border agents.
Oh, it's just absurd.
It's ridiculous.
And what do they do?
They're coming after you.
This whole administration is nothing but going after the middle class and stomping you in the face.
They don't want you just stomped down and broke and with no money in your pocket and in a lockdown and you can't go to church or nothing.
That's not enough.
They want you in jail.
They want to arrest you too and call you a terrorist.
This is just ridiculous.
This is true.
Well, this is the kind of response that it got, just what you're saying right now, and everybody just knows exactly where this is headed.
And so the IRS pulled the job post down following the uproar.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, you think?
Had to.
Didn't have a choice.
Gosh, these people are crooks.
I mean, I cannot wait until we win.
Shooting somebody.
Why are you going to kill somebody?
Even if you do cheat on your taxes, why would you shoot them?
Exactly.
Prepare to use deadly force for what?
For what?
We're going to do an audit, and there's a guy standing behind you with an Uzi while you're doing it.
That's going to make you really crunch the numbers, right?
It is outrageous.
It really is.
It has gotten beyond what...
They click a 45, put it against your head, cock the thing back.
Okay, let's get this audit started.
One false move, and old shaky Jake over here, my new assistant that I hired.
He was working at Starbucks yesterday, but just...
Shaky Jake, if something happens, man, just pull that trigger.
There's a rounding error.
I mean, this is the whole thing, though.
I mean, this is what they're so afraid of.
They know that they are going to lose in the midterms.
They know that they are all going to be replaced, and so they are doing absolutely everything that they can.
It's a rush to the finish line, right?
I mean, so when the Democrats took power, they took over the power of the purse.
With all of this.
And now they are just spending as much money as they possibly can.
They are putting us in a dire situation.
Well, here you go.
This is just another example.
Maricopa County, of course.
The county supervisor, Bill Gates, imagine that's really his name.
Okay, so this is the Maricopa County supervisor, and he's already talking about the GOP needing to lose.
He's all been out of shape because they just cleaned house.
Everybody showed up to vote.
And that's just the way it went.
And they know that everybody's going to show up for the midterms.
And they know that they're not going to have a job after all this.
We're getting rid of them.
I mean, America is going to show.
There's no question about it.
It's about time, too.
So we've got all kinds of things going on with the elections.
To say the Union, America needs free and fair elections as a first step.
Only legally certified voting systems and machines should be used.
Exactly.
But can we do it in time?
That's why we all have to show up.
Day of.
So here they go on to say, to save the country as a first step, Americans must begin using only legally certified voting systems and machines.
I mean, this is incredible to me.
I mean, I'm sitting here going, wow, what is up with all of this?
We've got to make sure that we're okay.
So, they want to just steal it from us.
That's what they're looking to do.
So, here you go.
You've got a presentation in Georgia that the election process includes the USBs from machines and transporting them to the main location where they were consolidated and the election results are then forwarded to a company called SCYTL before being forwarded to the state or Edison for reporting To the mainstream media.
You have the use of USBs in today's world is one thing, but another is that embedded in the process, there is a point where data can be accessed and changed by bad actors.
This is when the data from the USBs are consolidated.
Bad actors can use simple SQL queries to change results.
We've known that these machines are absolutely crooked as the day is long and They just continue to prove it over and over again.
Anybody allowing these machines?
You need one day to vote.
To show up and vote.
And that's it.
That's all you get.
Americans may not be able to get voting machines outlawed for the next election, but what Americans can do now is use the law to have the machines and systems set aside.
What we'll find out is that most, if not all, the machines used today are not legally certified.
Uh, imagine that.
I think that's what we can absolutely expect.
Well, just so everybody knows real quick, I did lose the cat.
I think he's going to come back in, but I want to play a video real quick because I never thought that America would get to this point, but apparently it has.
I mean, I never thought that you would actually have lawyers that are talking about what to say to the FBI and what not to say.
Check this out.
If the feds knock on your door, should you talk to them?
The answer is no.
You should be polite and cooperative, but if they are just there to talk to you, they hand you a business card, they don't have a search warrant, they don't have an arrest warrant, Don't talk to them.
Most people think that they want to be cooperative.
They want it to appear like they didn't do anything wrong.
So why shouldn't they talk to them?
They want to let them know that they're innocent.
And so they invite them in also because they're terrified.
These are FBI agents.
They flash their little badges at you.
And you think that you have no choice but to talk to them.
Well, you do have a choice.
And whether you've committed a crime or not, whether you're a witness to a crime, whether you have a lawyer or not, you tell the feds, I'm very sorry, but I would like to retain an attorney and talk to them about whether or not I should talk to you.
It does not make you look guilty if you hire a lawyer.
Okay, did you ever think that this was going to be something that we were talking about here, where we were giving advice on what to do when you get a knock at the door?
Well, this is where we are, folks.
This is actually where we are.
And to think that they have put a president, President Trump, through what they have put him through, both before he was elected into office and then after, means that there are no restrictions.
They will go as far as they can possibly go.
They're not going to stop for anybody.
But all you have to do is listen to the advice.
You do not have to talk to them.
I mean, you can plead the fifth.
And I did find the Dave Chappelle.
Thank you very much.
Somebody dropped it over in the description yesterday in the chat room.
And I've got Dave Chappelle telling you how it's done.
I plead the fifth.
I said there are so many amendments in the Constitution of the United States of America.
I can only choose one.
I can only choose one.
I'll plead the fifth.
I'll plead the fifth.
Five, one, two, three, four, fifth.
What did you say?
Fear!
Go ahead and ask me a question.
Fear!
I have a secret document that I think you need to say.
Oh my gosh.
That's about it too.
And that's exactly what, as you know, President Trump had to do, because this is where we are now in today's society.
He had to plead the fifth, and he was smart to do so, of course, under advice of his lawyer.
But no matter what he says, you know exactly what's going on here.
You've got the New York AG ready to stick it to Trump using rarely used corporate death penalty.
This is according to legal experts.
All right, so New York attorney Letitia James is reportedly seeking to apply the corporate death penalty to former President Donald Trump's main Manhattan-based business.
And by going by her office record, she may ultimately be successful.
So this is where we are now.
You've got the AG ready to stick it to him, right?
Because she has no bias in that situation at all.
It's just crazy.
I mean, here's 24 seconds of her proving her bias.
Hey, hey.
Oh, wait.
Will you sue him for us?
Oh, we're going to definitely sue him.
We're going to be a real painter.
Hang on.
There you are, Kat.
I lost you for a minute there.
Okay, I'll save this one.
This one's 24 seconds.
You're going to laugh.
What happened to you?
Well, I told you I broke my glasses and I thought I was hitting something to try to see it and I hit the leave button, I guess.
Can you get home?
Do we need somebody to pick you up?
No, look, look.
I can see like a hawk from like three foot.
It's just reading glasses.
But I still have 20-20 vision, believe it or not, as old as I am.
Like from three feet out, I can see like a hawk.
You know what?
My brother's like that.
He can see things like no one else can see.
He's got supervision like you.
It's so crazy.
I mean, I don't know.
Maybe that's why he's so good in sports and everything.
Three feet in, it's all a blur, so I broke my glasses if nobody knows it.
So I'm like, hmm, maybe if I get this way back, I can see it.
And I hit, I guess, that blurry red button.
Don't hit that one anymore.
You're out.
You learned.
Yes.
So now you're going to be counting steps and going by color codes.
Gosh.
And then I had to, you know, I have to punch in all these numbers back in.
So I had, you know, I'm like holding my phone a mile away.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
You've certainly been through it.
So that's good.
At least you can get home.
You don't need a ride.
Oh yeah, I'm good.
I can sleep like a hawk.
Oh my gosh.
So we're talking about the New York AG who's ready to stick it to Trump using rarely used corporate death penalty, right?
This is exactly what she's going for.
This is according to legal experts.
So she is looking, she has signaled that she may seek dissolution of Trump's business under New York's so-called corporate death penalty, a law that allows the AG to seek to dissolve businesses that operate in a persistently What has Trump done for New York and what has this DA piece of crap done for New York?
This is such a ridiculous thing.
Back when New York was like they are now, turned into a cesspool of pee, smell, and crime.
Who built everything up?
Donald Trump.
Where was she at?
What did she ever build?
What has she ever done to anything?
Well, how many taxes does she pay for New York?
No, she don't.
She takes, takes, and takes.
And he's a giver.
And look at all the employees that he employs in New York.
Scumbag.
It is unbelievable.
He is the biggest job creator, and as you know, the Democrats are the job eliminator.
That's where we are now.
Real quick shout-out to Mother of Pearl Randalls, BPU, who says, Jules, take Cat Turd out for a couple of beers and get him feeling better.
I know.
I wish I could.
I would.
If beer made me feel better, I'd be cured like in 20 minutes after the show.
I'd just go give me a few beers.
I wish it was that easy.
Well, you don't have goggles anymore, so you don't have beer goggles either.
It's really unfortunate.
You can't see or anything.
This all happened when I quit drinking.
I was fine when I was drinking.
My whole body fell apart.
I quit drinking and was like, man, you can't do that.
You're pickled.
I know.
I know.
Oh my gosh.
So then we have Whirly88 who says, Dems want to make sure country is in the worst possible shape for the coming red wave and they know time is running out.
Oh yeah.
They do.
Because then the Republicans are going to have to fix and put back everything the way it needs to be done.
But let's not forget who's raising taxes on this country and everything else.
It's the Dems.
Just go look at their bill.
You can't deny what they're doing.
Everything has been a complete and total lie.
Guy's a crook.
Biden is a total crook.
Watching them, you know, and they laugh at it, you know, they know they're above the law.
They got Hunter Biden sitting there going to the plane.
We all know he's a pedophile, child molesting crackhead.
So true.
And then, you know, in the same time, they're going down there to Trump.
He's getting on Air Force One.
I mean, this is a joke.
It is a joke.
And I mean, you have somebody that basically ran their whole campaign on getting President Trump.
And now that she's AG, she's following up with all of that.
This woman should recuse herself.
We were talking about this yesterday.
How in the world is she still there when she's making statements like this?
You can appeal and go to a higher court no matter what happens and just show them statements and it's done.
Exactly.
You can't win.
You can't win doing that kind of stuff.
But she's too dumb to notice.
Well, President Trump posted these 24 seconds, check this out, of her basically proving just that.
Will you sue him for us?
Oh, we're going to definitely sue him.
We're going to be a real pain in the ass.
I will never be afraid to challenge this illegitimate president.
We need to focus on Donald Trump.
We need to follow his money.
What is fueling my soul right now is Trump.
This illegitimate president!
I look forward to going into the office of Attorney General every day, suing him and then going home.
That's it.
You're done.
You can't, you know, malicious prosecution right there.
Exactly.
Is there any...
My whole existence is suing him and going home.
That's right.
That's the only reason why she's there.
She's not there to take care of the crime and everything else in New York.
Nobody will prosecute it.
The prosecutor's like, I'm not doing this case.
She couldn't even get anybody to try this stuff.
Oh, my God.
This is just another show.
So while you were gone, when we lost you with your not being able to see experience, I did download for you the Dave Chappelle video and played it.
Oh, the fifth?
You played it?
I played it because I didn't know where you went.
I was like, oh my gosh.
But I downloaded it just for you.
But I have another one, too, that someone else did of President Trump and pleading the fifth.
Check this one out.
I'll be the fifth!
I'll be the fifth!
Five!
One, two, three, four, fifth!
Anything you say, fifth!
Go ahead and ask me a question, fifth!
I have a secret document that I think you need to say.
Fifth.
F-I-F. Yes!
F-I-F-I-F. This memer is just so funny, I swear.
The memes that have been going on over this whole thing is just a riot.
But I played the actual original one because that's what President Trump, he didn't have a choice but to plead the fifth.
I would do it if they called me up there for anything.
That's why I don't understand.
I said it yesterday.
All this January 6th thing, you just get everybody together and nobody answers anything.
If they call you in a private deposition, if they call you in front of the cameras...
If they, you know, if they just do it behind doors, but still the Congress asking you questions, just that when they're, this is a hunting, this is a hunting expedition.
So just fifth, fifth, fifth, fifth, fifth, fifth, they get no cooperation.
They have no Republicans on the, you know, doing it.
I mean, then it just looks dumb.
Well, here's the deal.
If they even ask you to confirm what your name is, plead the fifth.
You don't even open up any doors.
It's fifth all the way.
You start at the top, you end at the top.
You plead the fifth, then you get representation.
In fact, there are a lot of attorneys that are, and I played this video too while you were gone, there are a lot of attorneys that are now giving people legal advice on TikTok and other forums, telling them, look, you just need to let everybody know that you need to speak with your lawyer.
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