June 8, 2022 - In the Litter Box - Jewels and Catturd
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Bye-bye commie POS! - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 6/8/2022 - Ep. 100
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Today is Wednesday, June 8th, 2022.
Episode number 100.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's happening?
We did.
We made a hundred.
Yes, we did.
I could not be more thrilled either.
We're as old as Joe Biden now.
Exactly, exactly.
And so here's a little applause from President Trump, of course.
Very proud of us indeed.
It took some doing, but we definitely got here.
High in style, of course.
We would have it no other way.
My goodness.
It has been so much fun.
We've learned so much.
We've had the most incredible people.
Thank you for listening and supporting this show.
In fact, one of them, I just wanted to give a quick little happy birthday shout out because he helps me every single day get a lot of these articles prepared and everything else, just my rock.
Fleet Admiral James, who is also a veteran, it's his birthday today, and I just wanted to give him a shout out.
Happy birthday!
Yay, yay!
Happy birthday, Fleet.
And I also wanted to thank those who donated to the show yesterday before I was able to see them.
Bullseye Jones, Elizabeth Harrell, Jan London, Gary Byrne, all of you.
Thank you so much.
We appreciate all of the donations, but we just really appreciate you being here and hanging out with us for an hour in the afternoon.
I think it's a great place to kind of, I don't know, we get to vent and we also get to laugh.
It's a little bit of both.
It's a good thing.
So, I guess the main news today is they got rid of that commie bastard in San Francisco.
Yes!
Buy a commie bastard!
Yes, they did.
Oh my gosh.
And they're rejoicing over it.
This is amazing.
I cannot tell you how huge this is.
Think about somebody.
I mean, it was like 62% win.
Yeah.
For a far left loon in a far left city doing far left loon ideas.
And they're like, this sucks.
So, I mean, think about it.
Their tourism's down like 70%.
That's how San Francisco for years made their money.
Everybody wanted to come to San Francisco, you know, and now it's just a dump.
You can't get, I mean, he's letting, it's not even a criminal offense, right?
He don't even prosecute people if you steal less than $900.
That's exactly right.
So people are walking in all the CVS's and Walgreens and stuff is robbing them blind in broad daylight.
They're going into the city robbing everybody.
He's not charging anybody with crimes.
Murders are getting off.
It's basically liberals voting against liberals.
Their own policies.
Well, they don't have a choice.
If you want to survive, if you want to be able to walk down the street, yeah, you need somebody that's actually going to enforce the law.
Laws are definitely important.
You're seeing the exact same thing in L.A. as well.
I mean, do not think that George Gascon is next.
He's less popular than this guy.
Exactly.
He's less popular than this guy.
He's gone.
Absolutely.
And he's on the plank.
But this is amazing.
Have chosen to recall this guy.
Oh, he came out and cried, too.
Oh, yeah.
Chesa Boudin.
He came out and cried.
It was billionaires doing false narratives, and they don't understand crime reform.
Yeah, we understand liberals' crime reform, quote, unquote.
Sure.
They want to bring out a social worker.
It's punishing law-abiding taxpayers and shitting all over them and then letting criminals walk and do what the hell they want and have free-for-all.
Absolutely.
That's your criminal reform.
It is so bad.
And you think about the business owners, right?
And you would have homeless that were camped out right in front of their doors.
This is why you've got all the gates to stop them from their entry, because otherwise they would be cleaning that up every single morning.
And they're out there protecting the homeless.
You know, figuratively and literally shitting all over the taxpayers.
You said it for me.
Figuratively and literally shitting all over them.
And I think, you know, that's the whole thing.
There's some things that I don't say that you can, and I like it that way.
So keep it up, Cat Turd.
I love to curse.
Yes, he does.
I'm all on it.
And I'm completely the opposite.
I just totally cringe whenever it's my turn to have to say something.
But let me tell you, there was a huge celebration and they actually captured it.
And this is from the Post.
This is amazing.
Oh, yeah.
They're just going wild over this whole thing.
We call Chester!
They're loving this.
They don't feel safe in their own city.
No.
Absolutely not.
They don't feel safe.
That's your policies, dummies.
That's right.
And backed by Soros.
Don't forget.
I mean, Soros was the one backing all of them.
Another one of his.
And he's planted them all across the country.
But this is huge, especially for San Francisco.
The crime the Democrats have unleashed on this country through these crazy George Soros DAs, defund the police, no cash bail, and just blatantly releasing 10,000 prisoners at once in every city.
I mean, and then wide open borders.
I mean, people are sick of this crap.
If you don't even feel safe or you live, your life's worth nothing.
It doesn't matter if you love the city and love all the thing.
And if you move to New York, you know, and it costs you a million dollars for a tiny little apartment, you can't even turn around.
You basically stand up and piss in the toilet from your bed.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a million dollars.
And then you want to go to Broadway shows and be seen and go to the parties and live the city life.
And then you can't even walk down the street without somebody pulling an iPhone.
Nothing's worth anything if the crime's out of control.
It's so true.
And I've told you my stories of living here.
I mean, everything from when I jog, I would rather jog in traffic with the cars instead of jogging through a neighborhood with a sidewalk that is surrounded by homeless tents on either side.
I may not make it out.
Seriously.
Or I may step on a needle or something else.
Who knows what.
I'm just, I'm not going to risk it.
I would rather, if I need to run and I'm outside, then I would rather go with the traffic than I would through a homeless encampment.
Sorry.
Any day of the week.
It's bad when you're running and you step in human crap and you're relieved because of a needle, a heroin needle.
You're like, oh my God, thank God it's just human poop.
That's the reality of the whole situation.
It could have been a heroin, heroin-age-infested needle.
Oh my gosh.
You have such a way with words.
Seriously.
Oh my gosh.
So yes, they have gotten rid of this clown.
Thank goodness.
Let's hope that the next one isn't even worse.
You know, they always have their eyes on another prospect.
It's not just him.
They just recalled just about every one of their school board members in San Francisco because they were Just destroying the schools.
This liberalism, it doesn't work.
Like I say all the time, it's great in theory in college for the young people and then the wacko professors that can't leave college.
It's all good in theory, fantasy world in college, but you start trying to apply it out in the real world and you get a bunch of them people running things and everything's going to look what's happening to the country.
Everything turns the ship quick.
It absolutely does.
And believe me, this sends a huge signal about what is going to happen during the actual midterms across the land.
If this is any indicator.
They're recalling their own people.
I'm talking about hard.
That's the equivalent.
These are big cities.
These DAs are some of the most powerful positions in the country.
San Francisco, LADA, New York DA, they're huge.
I'm telling you, these are some really, really powerful positions.
And they've been run with their little liberalism bullcrap.
And it's just, it's a nightmare.
They're ruining the cities.
Well, and it's affecting the bottom line.
Let's face it.
Like you were, like you touched on.
Okay.
So I live in LA. I live right in Hollywood.
Okay.
So most of our budget comes from tourism.
Right?
The tourists, they're always here.
But let me tell you, there has been a huge decline because of the homelessness, because people don't feel safe.
A lot of conventions are not getting booked as a result.
You've got conventions that have been in San Francisco that have been going there every single year for years and years and years.
And they won't even step inside of that city as a result.
One of the most beautiful cities in the world.
I mean, let's face it.
Conventions are just a party.
That's right.
So why go to town if you can't party?
Exactly.
You don't really learn anything.
It's just a go.
Exactly.
Corporate events are fun.
They really are.
They've always been fun.
But why would you do it if you can't go outside and feel safe about it?
Can't do anything.
Yeah, it's going to have an effect.
And it is starting to show up.
And there's nothing that they can do to hide that.
So, of course, they're bringing out Hollywood to start doing their bidding for them.
You've noticed that, right?
For Biden, because everything is so bad.
Oh yeah, they got McConaughey.
I went off on that yesterday.
There's actually people that, you know, how to block a bunch of people, I always do, but it's mainly just liberals pretending to be conservatives.
But they're like, well, he made sense.
No, he didn't.
He didn't make any damn sense.
Let me tell you something.
You cannot give these liberals...
Look, Biden can't speak.
Kamala can't speak.
Everybody hates him.
So they bring out a Hollywood star to act and pretend like he gives a meaningful speech and pretend like he care.
This guy gave a speech in 2019 to ban assault weapons.
He's a gun grabber.
I don't care if you liked him.
If you liked him in Dallas Buyers Club, if you liked him in all the movies, I like him too.
I actually like the dude as an actor.
I get it.
But he's not going to grab my guns.
You cannot give these people an inch.
I'm telling you, not one inch.
Because they're patient.
And they'll take some.
Everybody's like...
And I know these are trolls when they're setting up.
Well, it sounds reasonable.
We'll just raise the limit to 21 years old for these guns.
That's reasonable.
And then red flag laws.
That's reasonable.
No, it's not.
None of it's reasonable.
It's our Second Amendment.
We're not negotiating that way.
It's not reasonable.
No, we're not having that discussion.
That's off the table.
And then they'll get that.
And then in five years, there'll be another group of people they'll convince this is reasonable.
And then 25 years from now, we're just going to ban all guns, and then that's reasonable.
So that's why you can't give these people an inch.
And I don't care.
Man, I dogged him out.
He's worth $160 million.
He walks around with armed guards.
Screw this guy.
I don't care what he has to say.
I completely agree.
In fact, I do have that clip that you're referring to because I felt like it was important to remind people of it because honestly, it's like something happens when you have a Hollywood celebrity who...
It's in a movie mowing people down every five seconds.
Exactly.
And all of a sudden they're like, oh, let's negotiate.
Let's have that olive branch moment.
No!
No!
Not when it comes to our rights.
Let's talk about red flag laws.
Red flag laws, it's real easy.
Get a red flag laws, step one, step two, everything's a red flag.
Somebody said that on my post.
Perfect way to describe it.
Step one, pass red flag laws.
Step two, everything's a red flag.
Now, who's going to decide?
Let me tell you something.
You take a Xanax, get a prescription of Xanax.
Red flag law, we're taking your guns.
You get a Valium prescription.
Red flag law, we're getting your guns.
I mean, can you imagine this FBI and this DOJ with this kind of power, who are they going to take the guns from?
You post a gun online wrong, or just your family help you.
That red flag law, you look crazy, guns.
Post a picture of a deer kill.
Whoop, you're a psycho deer killer.
Red flag law.
Oh, yeah.
You know, anything.
If you've ever been a psychiatrist in your life, red flag law, even if you've taken a marriage counseling, red flag law, they're going to get you people.
And I had people that were supposed to be on our side going, well, you know, we should give here and give there.
No!
I tweeted yesterday, if you're being wishy-washy about the Second Amendment, you're blocked.
Yes.
Done.
Absolutely.
And I did it.
Yeah, I don't want to hear it.
I am totally with you on that.
Gullible idiots.
You have got to stay consistent.
You absolutely do in your message.
And the message is, you're not going to mess with our Constitution and with our rights, our God-given rights.
You're not going to do that.
That is not up for negotiation.
That's not for sale.
We'll change the age limit.
No.
We'll change the A limit getting guns.
Okay.
Believe me, if you want to go kill some people, you'll just get them on the street.
You think criminals go to gun shows and buy their weapons, man?
Oh, yeah.
I can just see a criminal that wants to commit a mass murder, you know?
And he's like...
Well, I'm 18, so I'm going to wait until I'm 21 since I can't buy a gun legally right now until I do my mass murder.
It's so ridiculous.
Oh, yeah, but you can carry one to give up your life, right?
I mean, and everything else, all of that goes away when you're actually at war and you're willing to lay all that down to fight for this country.
Are you kidding?
At 18?
Seriously?
I mean, this is ridiculous.
The fact that we're even having a conversation as if we're going to negotiate.
Kyle Renton House sure was.
Boy, Kyle Renton House, he was...
Serious good shot and trained and just, you know, great under pressure, let's face it.
Oh, he was really good under pressure.
I don't know a lot of people, unless you are trained, and that's why I think that needs to be brought back.
I think people need to start getting engaged in classes like that, gun safety and everything else, so that they understand it better, because that way they can defend themselves.
It should be the thing.
They'll use any law That sounds innocent.
And they'll explain it just like he did.
We just want to get the crazy people from having guns.
Okay, who gets to determine who's crazy?
The same FBI who's been framing every damn conservative in the country right now and setting up false flags left and right.
And doing fake kidnapping plots.
That's the people you want to trust with saying if you're crazy?
Just by saying what I'm saying right now on the air, they'll be knocking on my door.
Hey, you're anti-government.
You can't have a gun.
Red flag laws.
Oh my gosh.
It's not only that though.
I mean look at this.
They're allowing people in big cities to just kill each other.
Look at Chicago.
Look at LA. Look at Compton.
Look at all of these big cities where there are all of these problems.
And you will see that they're killing each other and you're not getting this kind of attention.
They're not zeroing in on that issue of what's coming across the border, of how these people are getting these guns.
Where are they buying them from, right?
Well, you're not going to see that.
They've got filed off serial numbers and everything else because you know what?
They know what they're going for.
They're going to murder you, rob you, or any number of things.
That's why they have them.
If you've never, you know, lived on the streets or if you've never, you know, Being out there at all, and you just live this pampered little life somewhere in a rich community, there's a whole underground world that exists, okay?
And they deal in drugs, they deal in weapons, and they deal in everything.
And it's a total economy.
It's a huge economy.
And they deal with a bunch of illegal shit.
And anything.
They steal things.
They're doing nothing to solve those issues.
Look at our border just alone.
They don't care.
Oh my gosh, no.
This is just more talk.
This is just the thing right now.
And so they're going to have everybody weigh in on it.
The Republicans are going to fold.
They'll red flag log it.
Oh, they're so ridiculous.
And they don't care.
They just sold $58 billion worth of weapons to Ukraine.
I'm telling you, the red flag laws, trust me, everything will be a red flag.
Anything you say.
They'll look at your Twitter post and say, oh, you're anti-FBI. That's a red flag.
It will get that bad.
All they got to do is get that little law in there, pretend like it's this, and give the authority...
To that corrupt FBI and DOJ we got now and in every conservative, of course liberals, you'll be able to do death threats and threaten to basically kill the whole world online and nothing's going to happen to you.
You can buy any weapons you want.
It's just going to be the same scenario as social media or Twitter or Facebook is.
If you're conservative, you won't be able to even have free speech.
They'll take your guns.
And then you can literally threaten to bomb the entire world, and they'll just ignore it.
Same thing.
It's the same thing.
You're a gullible fool if you support any of this stuff.
You're a moron.
And you're falling for an actor that is actually worth quite a bit of money.
$160 million to be exact.
So do not think for one second that he has any fear.
And he said, he's like, he didn't say that.
You didn't listen to it.
Now listen to it.
It supports red flag laws.
That means he's taking everybody's guns.
That's the conservative.
Trust me.
That's what they're going to do.
I'm telling you.
You wouldn't believe what they'll do.
I'm telling you.
One Xanax, you're done.
One Valium, you're done.
I'm telling you.
It is true.
You got a prescription to blood pressure pills and it says may cause dizziness?
Red flag law.
You're too dangerous.
Right.
So if you play by the rules, then the rules are going to work against you.
That's basically the bottom line.
But if you're a criminal, you know what?
They don't see it.
They're not going to prosecute either.
The criminals don't live in our world.
You know, they run in the underground world.
Well, this is the clip that everyone should refer them to when people talk about yesterday's speech from this clown.
Because Matthew McConaughey in 2018, check out what he was talking about here.
Now again, as stated in the March for Our Lives mission statement, how do we do this?
They've got three hallmarks here.
One, let's ban the assault weapons for civilians.
And to my friends out there that are responsible, owners of these recreational, or these assault weapons that they use for recreation, please, man, let us take one for the team here and set it down.
Yeah.
You hearing that, everybody?
That was taken up for this idiot?
Number two.
Yeah, take one for the team and lay your arms down.
I mean, look here.
In the state of Texas, we have a three-shell limit to hunt migratory birds.
Do the math.
You get my point.
That ain't got nothing to do with anything.
Let's better regulate the background checks that are already in place and close the loopholes that exist in those background checks.
Now, those are the three main stipulations.
And for those three, I can say it.
You can say it with me.
Oh, you're ridiculous.
So that's what he really feels.
And that is the claim.
Lay down your weapons, everybody, and take one for the team.
Oh, absolutely.
And ban assault weapons.
And I'm sure all the criminals are going to break in your house.
Yes.
They're going to be the first to lay them down, aren't they?
Yeah, right.
Oh, sure.
Oh, absolutely.
All right, all right, all right.
Gross.
Anyway, yeah, but he started with ban all assault weapons.
That's his goal.
Yep.
That's y'all's boys out there, some of you.
I mean, good God.
I'm sorry.
You know what?
A Southern accent sounds real good.
You're one of my best friends.
He makes a lot of sense, somebody said.
Some people said he made a lot of sense.
Did he?
No.
He literally was smiling and saying he's going to grab all you damn guns.
That's right.
It's all farce.
This is who this guy is right there.
It don't take us long, the people on Twitter and the people on social media.
It doesn't take us long to find all this stuff and put it out there after they make these ridiculous statements.
I mean, I pulled up at least 10 pictures of him with four, five, six armed guards walking around him everywhere he goes, man, with pistols showing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Surrounding him and he's in the middle and there's three on each side.
I can sit, I can do picture after picture after picture.
That's right.
This guy's got armed security.
Is he taking one for the, are you taking one for the team, Matthew?
Take one for the team.
Never have another gun in another movie again.
Take one for the team.
Take one for the team, Matthew.
You got $160 million.
You love this so much.
Spend at least, let's say, $120 million of that towards gun-violent victims.
Take one for the team.
Oh, you're not going to do anything.
You're not going to spend a dime.
You're still going to have your arm security, and then you're going to tell us all to take one for the team.
No thanks.
No, definitely not.
No Southern accent is going to trip me into that.
I'm sorry.
And just because I've loved the characters that you played, that's not going to work either.
I hear your words, and that's another reason why I really...
Stay away from watching movies and everything because I read a lot.
And so I like to hear what people's actual words were versus how people, like Barack Obama is a perfect example about how he would snowcoat.
He was a great speaker, unlike a lot of people.
He was like Kamala Harris and Vidi and Piglocey and all of them, right?
I mean, he was very eloquent.
Keep talking like this now.
I don't know what that means.
Where did that voice come from?
She taught normally five years ago.
Good God.
What's happened to you?
I don't know what happens to any of them.
Weed, I'm telling you.
You think it's the weed.
I know, that's your thought.
She's got that government-grown weed that killed Elvis.
That's what she's smoking.
Because she seems so high every time she taught.
She seems high as a kite.
Oh, sure.
Yeah.
Oh, sure.
But remember, their words, okay, are what's going to be at issue here, too.
And we've got a lot of this stuff that is going on right now, especially when you talk about the fact that we've got this whole January 6th thing coming up.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, yes.
And as you know, we had a breaking story about a man arrested outside Justice Brett Kavanaugh's house in an apparent assassination attempt.
Of course.
Okay.
I wonder if some of their rhetoric, I think about the world's dumbest criminals.
You're caught with a gun outside, and what do you tell them?
I was going to kill him!
Right!
I mean...
You know, a real criminal would be like, man, my buddy, you know, my buddy's not my jacket.
I don't know how I got here.
I'm not violent.
He's like, what are you doing with that gun?
I'm trying to kill him!
MF-er.
God, world's dumbest criminal.
Oh, it is.
But this is a problem for them.
And it's because what I think one of our most powerful things that we do is we're on social media, we're constantly sharing articles, we're constantly sharing information, videos of their own words and using them against them, doing shows like this, and really engaging in the conversation.
And this is something that they cannot deny, because when you start looking back about what they say when they're trying to prosecute January Sixers, well, you have examples of what Schumer and some of the others have been saying this whole entire time, and it's not okay.
First off, let's start with Paskanky.
These activists posted a map with the home addresses of the Supreme Court justices.
Is that the kind of thing this president wants, to help your side make their point?
Look, I think the President's view is that there's a lot of passion, a lot of fear, a lot of sadness from many, many people across this country about what they saw in that leaked document.
We obviously want people's privacy to be respected.
We want people to protest peacefully if they want to protest.
That is certainly what the President's view would be.
So he doesn't care if they're protesting outside the Supreme Court or outside someone's private residence?
I don't have an official U.S. government position on where people protest.
We want it, of course, to be peaceful.
Okay.
And then you have Schumer.
Schumer!
Yes, here he goes.
He's literally...
This is impeach him!
He's talking about...
If protests are peaceful, yes.
My house is, there's protests three, four times a week outside my house.
That's the American way to peacefully protest is okay.
And I've been...
No way.
Sorry.
Maybe there's a protest outside.
You mean your husband?
That's right.
You mean your husband?
Well, and that's the whole thing is that you have to understand these are the people, these politicians are the ones that are funding these protesters.
We know that.
They're the ones that are creating all of this.
It's a full-blown operation.
It's all fake.
It is.
It is completely fake.
It's the same people.
It's the same people.
It's hired agitators.
Hired agitators.
And then you have him asking for more than just that.
Then we move to a whole different level.
I got that clip, too.
Check it out.
I want to tell you, Gorsuch!
I want to tell you, Kavanaugh!
You have released the whirlwind, and you will pay the price!
That's...
Chris, that's so shameful.
...if you go forward with these awful decisions.
Okay, so...
That's the threat.
Period.
Absolutely it is.
If President Trump said anything remotely like that, let me tell you something, they would have shown up at the White House and had him in cuffs and drug him out in about two seconds flat.
Of course, President Trump never said anything quite even near that, never even went in that direction.
He absolutely needs to be impeached for that.
Schumer does.
I don't think there's a person that could argue after seeing that clip and then now seeing that we have got...
They're not even around.
I mean, you have this San Francisco guy, which is...
I'm telling you how big...
I can't tell you how big this is, that one of the most liberal, probably, city in the country, maybe Seattle, but San Francisco...
I mean, they sent their DA, liberal DA packing.
I mean, they've sent them out of trail on a rail.
It was a landslide.
This is a huge, huge, huge story.
And then the Republicans should be out there in the microphones talking about how even the liberals reject their crime-ridden cities.
And even the liberals are rejecting this and that.
And run a campaign.
Hit the microphone.
Say something.
Fight.
They don't do nothing.
Ever.
The only time I've ever seen the Republican Party get fired up was to attack Trump in the last four years.
That's it.
Katrin, I'm telling you, you keep this up.
And everybody's going to have you running for office.
I'm not running, man.
I told everybody.
This never happened.
You just keep it up, and I'm going to see you running.
I'm sure that's coming.
I mean, it's not very far off, I can assure you.
I'm not doing it.
Because we need people that actually believe.
In our Constitution and we'll do everything and not sit back and get blindsided by all this nonsense or this fanfare or worried about this or that.
People with just some guts.
Yeah.
Man, these weaklings.
It's so simple to just say.
Have you never been to a party before?
Have you never been to a nice restaurant?
Have you never been invited?
Let me tell you something.
I've partied with really, really rich people and really, really poor people and bikers and all these different groups of people in my life.
And man, the poor people throw the good parties, man.
The rich people's parties suck.
They're terrible, man.
Somebody over there playing a harp.
Well, that's because they're genuine.
You know, I mean, you can be yourself.
Would you like an hors d'oeuvres, sir?
No, I want a keg in my boys.
Exactly.
Yeah, I mean, and they get up there, and it's just like they're in Washington, D.C., and all these donors are throwing all this money at them, and, hey, you do this, I'll do this favor.
Hey, we'll give you, you know, you want to go to the Super Bowl this year, 50-yard line?
And they can't just say no and just live their normal lives.
I mean, who cares about all that stuff?
It's all like the correspondence dinner.
It's a bunch of rich liberals.
Who wants to even be in that club?
But they can't do it.
They fold the first day they get up there.
And then they have Lindsey Graham and McConnell, you know, Going in there, you got to get along.
You got to get along with us.
You got to do what we say.
You can vote for us, man.
You get all the packages.
And they walk in and they get attacked like that.
And they do not have the still in their balls or they don't have enough backbone just to say, look, I'm here for my people.
I don't care what you say.
I don't care what you say, what you say.
I don't represent you, Mitch McConnell.
I don't represent you, Chuck Schumer.
I represent the district officials.
3A blah blah blah in the state of Utah or wherever you're from.
And that's it.
And the only ones I see doing that is like Marjorie Taylor Greene, Bulber.
I mean, it's like a handful.
Exactly.
And this is another reason why I don't think that they should move to Washington D. Sleazy.
I do not think that that's what they should do.
I think that they need to live amongst all of us and take care of the things that are happening in their...
You think they're going to live with us?
Right.
They complete that.
But see, this is why they're able to get away with doing this.
It's because what I haven't seen Adam Schiff and I cannot tell you how long he doesn't hang here.
I'm seriously and there's been actual controversy about the fact that he even owns an apartment here or not.
Okay.
Pelosi bought that twenty seven million dollar house.
In South Florida, right on the ocean.
Well, she's not moving in until she...
She's moved in, believe me.
You think she's in San Francisco right now in that shithole?
Of course not.
Like, she's not in that house already down in Florida.
She'll be moving in here when she retires.
Until this, we just gotta, you know...
Oh yeah, I think they dropped the charges, didn't they, on her husband?
Oh, I believe so.
Yeah, that happened.
A lot of people are saying...
I've been trying to research that.
A lot of people are saying it, but I can't find no definite...
I have looked for the article.
I have seen the memes and different things going around, but I haven't gotten anything definite.
I haven't seen it, so I'm not sure if that's true.
If anybody does drop it into the chat, and that way we can...
And somebody on Twitter saying it isn't a fact.
Yes, exactly.
We want the article.
We need the deets.
Believe me, if they dropped everything on him, it would be in the news.
A lot of news people would pick that up for sure.
All over the place.
I think so too.
So I want to just give a quick little shout out.
We've gotten a whole bunch of donations that have come in.
So I want to thank Burrito Boy Alchemy says, Cat Turd and Jules, congrats on your 100th episode.
And we also have Silent Night who says, I'm probably going to have the feds at my door again.
Again, being the key word.
Oh, Lord.
But I'll say it again.
I can make a phone call right now and have a duffel bag full of military-grade weapons by tomorrow.
And then we have Renee McCurry who says, Congratulations on the 100th show.
Jules and Cat Turd, you all have the best podcast on the internet.
And then Mother of Pearl, she says, Happy 100th show.
Best podcast ever.
Congrats to Cat, Jules, and support team.
For bringing us all together each day.
Much love.
Thanks, everyone, so much.
We appreciate it more than you know.
Yeah, we really do.
We really do.
We're trying to make the best out of a very awkward, horrible situation here.
I mean, it's really hard for me, especially to hold my tongue when I see all of this stuff going on.
But I will say...
It goes to show you, yesterday the turnout was horrible in Los Angeles for voting and all over California.
And there's a reason for that.
Do you remember when we were talking about me voting and I was so ho-hum, you know, I know we're not going to get anywhere.
What does it matter?
Well, when I left that conversation, when I closed on the show, I thought to myself, oh my gosh.
And I got to the voting booth and I'm thinking, there's hardly anyone here.
They are winning as a result of all of this because no one was there.
There were probably like three or four people voting.
And I went at a really busy, normally busy time to vote.
And there's a reason.
People do not think that their vote counts.
They honestly think that the system is rigged.
And that is their way of winning.
And so can you imagine if we were to just surprise them?
If everybody were to just show up and go in like we did with Trump, if we were that excited about taking this country back, they wouldn't be able to cheat.
And I know you've heard that before, but it's really true.
Because they're not excited about their own candidates.
They're tired of the same things, too, over and over again.
And they're not expecting us.
They really are not.
They're putting their hopes, the Democrat Party, rekindling the January 6th committee, which, by the way, this happened a year and a half ago now.
A year and a half ago.
They've been talking about it ad nauseum.
They've got a movie produced by Hollywood.
It's a documentary they're going to show in front of it.
And when are they doing this?
At prime time.
You think Fox is going to give up Tucker Carlson's ratings?
I'm telling you, anything like this, they all say, let's watch it and give them good ratings.
And they do.
The first 10 minutes has great ratings.
And then the rest of the summer, there's nobody going to be watching it.
It's going to be a ghost town because it's ridiculous.
Oh, it is.
Nobody cares!
Well, they should have done that with 2,000 Mules.
Fox should have done that.
They should actually play 2,000 Mules while that whole mess is going on, is what Fox should do.
They should play the movie on Fox.
They're never going to play it.
They're never going to play it.
I mean, can you imagine what kind of impact that would have if you were to take Fox's, you know, their entire audience?
They should show 2,000 mules at the exact same time they're showing that stupid documentary.
It's going to be a bunch of lies.
That is exactly what I'm saying.
During this whole thing, that's exactly the counter.
But if I repeat it, then it becomes my idea, see?
Oh, so you're going to steal that little one that I get.
Yeah.
I didn't know that's what you were saying.
I thought you were just saying play it randomly.
You just stole it and ran down the street and everybody was going to say, isn't he brilliant?
Isn't he smart?
You got any more ideas like a steal?
No.
I'm not going to say anything anymore.
I'm going to put it on paper first.
Oh my gosh.
But no, I mean, that's exactly what Fox should do.
They have the opportunity to do it.
They should do it, honestly.
This is crazy stuff.
Because you can't deny what is actually happening here, okay?
You have got this whole Summit of Americas.
All right, you know about this whole thing.
They can't even get anybody to show up for this thing, right?
Yeah.
That's why they called in Hollywood.
So AMLO gives Biden the bird ahead of Summit of the Americas.
That's actually the plane that Biden was boarding to get to California when he tripped.
That's what he's going for because a lot of people...
Well, yeah.
He fell up the stairs again, folks.
He did.
Again.
Have a nice trip.
See you next fall.
I mean, this is like normal now.
I mean, here it is.
to invest in police departments and training of police officers.
It appears as though the president did have a slight trip there as he's boarding Air Force One.
Again, he's heading to...
Wow.
Good Lord.
I know.
They're going to have to get him one of them chairs, you know?
Exactly!
Good lord.
I know, for his own safety, because this is not the first time.
There have been several times that you've seen him slip.
But yeah, so much for resident Joe Biden restoring the world's respect for America.
He just got dissed by the president of Mexico with Brazil's joining in.
Everybody's dissing him.
Why would you want to talk to him?
What purpose would it serve to talk to a moron, a demented old moron that don't even know what you're talking to him about?
What's the point of even talking to him?
What's he going to do?
I mean, their whole agenda is this woke, weird thing.
Stuff that doesn't work.
I mean, he's not taken seriously because he's not serious.
None of them are.
They're just a laughing stock.
These people like Yellen and their energy secretary and every person they hired are dumber than a stump.
It's true.
And they know that they have got a problem, not just here at home, but all the way around the world.
Everyone is paying attention to the weakness of Of this resident and what he is doing to this country.
I mean, they're talking about it openly on other shows.
Check out this clip.
Give us a sense, if you will, about sort of the larger message that this is sending from Mexico City, from these other leaders, as to what they think right now of the United States' influence in the region.
So to step back for a second, the summit of America has been held since 1994, and the goal was to knit together the region, have more free trade, more partnerships.
And what you're kind of seeing now is sort of a fracturing, I guess I would say.
You're seeing China's growing influence in the region.
You're seeing the U.S. struggling to just get leaders to show up for an event.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's the MSNBC. Exactly.
That's why I played it.
The most powerful country in the world and people are refusing.
Other leaders are refusing an invitation to come here.
Okay.
They sat there and said that that's what was going to happen if Trump were elected president.
No.
President Trump got nothing but respect, and he had no problem calling things the way he needed to call them.
He didn't lie to the American people.
He didn't lie to the leaders.
He basically told them what it was.
And they, just the media and all the other shills, just sat there and cringed.
Okay, you can't handle a mean tweet.
I would take a mean tweet right now rather than what is going on inside of our country.
Joe Biden couldn't take two minutes of the hounding the press gave him that he did daily Trump did.
The way they talk, the way they were rabid dogs screaming at the top of their lungs.
You ever heard him talk to Biden?
Of course, when he goes out, he only allows five or six people that are his friends.
And they get questions, and he already knows the questions.
And they're like, Mr.
President?
And I mean, it was rabid dogs.
When Trump was up there, he couldn't handle it because his temper is so bad.
Biden, he falls off the handle, flies off the handle so quickly.
Just two minutes of it and he would be gone.
It'd be the end of his presence.
He would blow a casket.
Well, that's exactly what he's doing.
And he makes an absolute fool out of himself.
That's why they're ushering the media out of these rooms so that he doesn't have the back and forth.
As soon as he talks, everybody leave!
He's like somebody threw some tear gas in the room.
They start screaming.
They really do.
They absolutely start screaming.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh.
So who do you have?
All right, you've got all of these other people that are coming to his rescue as a result of all of that.
I mean, you've got Biden kills the middle class.
Gas prices soar to a new all-time high at $4.95 a gallon, closing in on $5 a gallon.
You cannot, but they're going to lie.
And so he's bringing in all of these Hollywood stars to kind of, like we say, deflect from what's actually happening.
Well, here's one of your favorites, and I can't stand the guy, De Niro, talking.
Check this out.
But what about, like, I know that you...
You have a fair amount of emotions about politics.
You have thoughts, of course, first.
Those stir emotions.
I know you have some anxiety about the state of politics in the United States.
Having a new guy at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, have you sleep any better at night?
Yes.
Eat crow, loser.
Yes.
He's, you know, he got us into calm waters.
That was always the idea.
Yeah.
He's doing a very good job.
It's a tough one.
I couldn't imagine.
I could imagine how difficult it is.
I have decisions in my own personal life that I imagine that what he goes through is a hundred times that.
Yeah.
And so, no, he's doing the best he can, and we've got to get through a bad period.
What a flaming endorsement.
Yeah.
It's graduation season.
We gotta change the subject real quick because guess what?
They're eating crow big time.
Remember, they went all crazy over President Trump.
It's hilarious.
Yeah.
Just listening to him.
You can tell you don't really like him.
He's just like, oh yeah, he's doing the best he can.
And it's a tough job.
Did he say it was a tough job when Trump was in there?
He calmed the waters.
The waters are calm?
I guess everything's nice in rich actor Hollywood land.
No, because we have a guy that's running the country that should be in a nursing home, for crying out loud, okay?
That's what he's talking about with calm waters.
We have got leaders across the globe that aren't even going to come to a summit that they put together, that are openly refusing the invitation.
I can't imagine anybody who would.
Like I said, why would you?
Come on.
You want to waste your time meeting that walking skeleton?
Oh, really?
My God.
You can barely walk.
You can't even walk upstairs without falling down.
He's doing an absolute miserable job with this whole thing.
I mean, the pain of inflation.
Okay, so now you've got companies that are shrinking products, not prices.
Shrinkflation?
That's what this is.
No longer are you getting all of that in a container that you're used to seeing.
You're getting a small little bit.
They're going to show clips of him.
Because it's not like the old days when, you know, let's play clips of James Buchanan.
He's a bad president.
See how bad he was.
You couldn't.
There isn't any.
So, they're going to play clips of this guy in 20 or 30 years.
And he's going to be the, you know, it's karma, you know, for cheating an election.
But he's going to be the biggest laughingstock.
They're going to just play over, like, all his...
All his weird gaffes and stuff and how weird he is.
It's going to play forever.
And he's going to always be known as one of the worst presidents in history that destroyed the economy.
He couldn't even complete a sentence.
And it will come out at some point, and it will be accepted as fact that he cheated to win the election.
So he's going to go down in history so tainted that he's just going to be a laughingstock throughout history.
So I do get pleasure in that.
I do, too.
And I have so much fun whenever I see these awesome clips and videos that people put together that basically ran the Ministry of Truth, right, out of her position completely.
You all are the reason why that happened.
Every single time you retweeted, every single time you liked, every single time that you commented, understand, okay?
So it goes both ways.
We know that they spy on us and our accounts and social media, okay?
That's common knowledge at this point.
That's why we lost all of our accounts.
But they cannot...
Deny what they are seeing.
With that comes the knowledge that all of us are feeling the exact same way.
We're making fun of these people.
So they're getting these reports that the whole country has turned on them, including their own party.
And that is a difficult pill for them to swallow.
We're a laughingstock.
I mean, they are absolutely a laughingstock.
And it doesn't matter how many DeNeros, how many McConaughey's, how many Jenkelwinces, or whoever they put in front of us.
It is not going to change the fact that Americans are suffering every single day at the pump, at the grocery store, and we are all living in an environment that is unsafe because you've got crime at an all-time high as a result of all of these things.
People who can't even care for their children put food on the table.
You've got a wide open border.
You've got all of this money that is going across to Ukraine, right, in a war that was never even declared.
You're not taking care of the American people.
Yeah, they want to raise the gun-buying privileges in this country from 18 to 21, but they're arming 12-year-old kids over there, every one of them.
I mean, Really?
With M60s, much less an AR-15.
What is happening here?
This is the craziest?
It's just everything they do is hypocritical, crazy, insane.
They're a bunch of lunatics.
Oh, yeah.
They're crazy.
And they can't even relate to the American people.
In fact, you have...
Well, they've never lived in them.
They've never lived with us.
Well, exactly.
But you have Stabeno, the electric car.
Did you hear about this one?
This was an incredible situation.
You want to talk about out of touch.
Okay, this lady has...
Is she plastic?
Is she made out of plastic?
She may be.
She looks like wax.
She looks like a wax museum figure, doesn't she?
I'm not even real.
My hair looks like a helmet.
I'm a wax figure talking.
My God.
You literally are so disconnected with people that you become a wax figure.
Think about that.
I've got a wax museum, if you ever make it to California, ha ha, down the street from me.
So yeah, I totally understand the look and you're right on about that.
I don't even want to meet celebrities in real life, much less the wax version.
Oh, this one is bad.
This is a real clip though.
This is her and this is how out of touch she is.
Check this out.
I do have to say just on the issue of Gas prices after waiting for a long time to have enough chips in this country to finally get my electric vehicle.
I got it and drove it from Michigan to here this last weekend and went by every single gas station.
It didn't matter how high it was.
And so I'm looking forward to the opportunity for us to move to vehicles that aren't going to be dependent on the wins of the oil companies and the international markets.
Oh, yeah.
She laughed the whole way.
Oh, that's really helping wax.
Wax Wilma, the wax figure.
Right.
She bought a car that's probably, you know, well over $50,000, way over that.
And she laughed every single time that she passed a gas station when Americans are barely able to put food on their table and they're having to get gas to go to work.
She's laughing.
Hmm.
Tells you everything that you need to know about this person.
They're laughing.
They're not affecting.
Yeah, Wilma the wax figure.
I got a question.
I got a question for you.
Where did you recharge your car from Michigan to Washington, D.C.? That's a nice question.
What exact place did you recharge your electric car?
She'd be like, oh yeah, I really didn't have an electric car.
I really didn't drive.
I really didn't do this.
It's all just a thing.
I got my electric car.
I only paid $200,000 for it.
And I just drove from Michigan all the way to D.C. in that electric car.
Oh yeah, where did you fill up at?
You know, to recharge, it's an hour.
Where did you sit in an hour, Congress lady, Wilma the wax figure?
This is who she's going to be forever.
You do know this.
That's Mosey Culpepper all over me.
Wilma the wax figure.
Where exactly?
I wish people would ask questions like that.
Oh, great!
People are having a hard time recharging.
Where did you recharge?
Exactly.
I guarantee you, Cricket sounds.
Cricket.
She's done.
Wilma, the wax figure.
Get on that one, Cat Turd.
I gotta see that one today.
Her hair, man.
It's a helmet.
Helmet head, yes.
There goes that.
Four cans of hairspray.
Oh my gosh.
So now that they know, that we know, because we're suffering through all of this, they've decided they're just gonna lie about everything.
In fact, here was the White House press secretary yesterday.
What we're trying to say, what I'm trying to say to you, is that the economy is in a better place than it has been historically.
And so we feel here at this administration, and other experts as well, is that we feel that we are in a good position to take on inflation.
We are in a good position to really start really working on...
Uh-huh.
Do you believe all that?
She is so awful.
Yes, she is.
I mean, she can't think on her feet.
She's dumb as a stump.
She has no idea what she's talking about.
The thing she says is so nonsensical and so ridiculous.
I mean, what we're trying to say here is that we're in the better position.
You know, we're in a great position in the economy.
The economy is great.
Yeah, I'm sure it's great for you, making a million dollars a year, setting up their line.
I'm sure it's great.
Yeah, you don't see any of this.
Exactly.
I mean, you're not talking to regular, everyday Americans.
You're certainly not living our lifestyle.
And it is so bad.
I mean, it's just like Beto O'Rourke talking about how great the border is.
Listen to this.
Well, did I lose Beto?
I lost Beto's clip.
Thank God.
But I got Beto's clip.
And you know what he was doing?
There's better things.
He said that the border was okay.
That's what's so bizarre.
Yeah.
I mean, they're trying to convince you of all of this.
He's another when he talks with his hands.
Hey, hey, he's reaching every word.
I have to take my hands and shoot them outwards.
Every word.
Eh, eh, eh.
I'm talking with my hands.
I'm talking with my hands.
Ah, these people, man.
Every single time.
But yes, there is a clip of him saying that there's nothing wrong with the border.
I mean, it's perfectly fine.
He was doing one of those stand-ups.
And I mean, here it is.
He's got it right here.
The border.
And I just, when I see it, I go, what?
And we all agree that we want the border to be better.
In fact, I think the border is pretty great right now.
So they're just lying.
Is there anything more condescending somebody can say to you to start a conversation?
I think we all agree.
Of course, liberals have that.
Let me be clear.
I think we all agree.
No, we don't all agree with that.
That's why we're having a conversation to begin with.
There's nothing we all agree on.
It's just like you set yourself up in a conversation like you're right from the beginning of whatever you're going to say.
Nobody knows what you're going to say next.
I think we all agree.
I think we all agree that you're a moron.
He's a little rich billionaire kid.
He's never done anything in his life.
He hadn't had a job.
His whole job is losing elections.
That's as far as I can tell.
Exactly.
Losing elections.
What do you do like on a job application?
What's your last three jobs, you know, they ask.
Okay, I lost the government ship, I lost the Senate, and then I lost the presidency.
Now I'm going to lose the governor again for the second time.
It is over and over and over again.
But they think that between all of this, that you're just going to believe what they say because it's being played on the lamestream media.
And unfortunately, a lot of people do buy into it.
But...
I have to say that you can't deny what happened yesterday in the elections, and you're starting to see a change.
And you're starting to see them, like you said, turn on each other.
Huge changes.
They are turning on each other, completely.
Because the reality is, they have to pay rent.
All of these, if you want to call them pawns, or if you want to call them whatever, that they've been using this whole entire time.
Sheep.
Robot sheep.
Right.
They're having to pay for their gas.
They're having to pay for their food.
They're having to get their children to school and everything else.
And it is a nightmare.
The schools suck.
Their cities are crazy.
You know, at some point, I just wish every conservative would just move the hell out of the cities and just let them destroy themselves.
It's all going to look like Snake Plissken and Escape to New York when you're trying to visit there.
Well, it's happening, though.
I mean, like you said, it's absolutely happening.
And I loved this, what you brought out yesterday, and you were talking about it.
And it has to do with the Rasmussen report.
And they actually made a, they added some more.
I teased on social media.
Yeah, he messaged me and said he added this for us.
That is so cool.
This is what the Americans are concerned with, and this is what the media covers.
This is how ridiculous it is.
Oh my gosh.
So we were talking about it, and this is interesting because the number one of what we're concerned about is inflation, two, election integrity, three, violent crimes, four, rising gas prices, five, illegal immigration, and then six, school issues.
That's it.
That's it.
That's the American people.
That's us.
This is what the media talks about more than anything.
The next poll is what the media talks about more, what they find important, because that's what they talk about.
Non-stop.
And this is what you get.
Number one, abortion rights.
Two, Capitol riot investigation.
Three, COVID-19.
Four, climate change.
Five, LGBTQ issues.
Six, Ukraine.
They're so out of touch.
This is the disconnect.
The disconnect.
No, I've been saying this.
I've been preaching it, have I not?
You have.
The election's going to always come down to the things that the American people care about.
They're the ones voting.
And that top list is what everybody cares about.
That bottom list is what the Democrats and the media care about.
How does it control your life?
Climate chain hoax, which is a lie.
Nothing.
LGBTQ rights.
How does that adjust your life?
How's the Ukraine war doing?
It's affecting your life because we're financing the whole damn war.
But, I mean, none of the rest of it.
I mean, the J-6 committee, how does that affect your life?
How does that put beans on the table?
It doesn't.
You know, Ukraine just makes me angry now.
Ukraine absolutely makes me just crazy mad.
Hey, Stan, look at that little punk.
That little punk.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't believe in it to begin with.
The guy's a scam artist.
I don't care nothing about it.
If you say something about the guy, I mean, the guy was a comedian.
We installed him, folks.
Now he's a billionaire.
Cat it up.
It's so crooked and such a money laundering scheme for all these bigwigs.
I mean, whose sons were over there making millions a year?
Mitt Romney, John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi.
Joe Biden.
That's whose sons was getting rich over there.
And they want me to go pay for that?
I mean, I don't care.
Now, I support the Ukraine people 100%.
Don't get me wrong.
That government, that guy runs out.
They're crooked as hell.
He shut down the radio stations and the news stations that were against him.
He jailed his political opponent.
This is not a democracy.
No opposition parties are allowed.
You can't even run an opposition party.
It's not allowed.
This is not a democracy.
And if they say it is, they're lying to you.
It's not.
Never has been.
Well, before we go...
Yeah.
And on the bright side, I found a penny today when I was walking to the grocery store.
We want an update on Sweetie.
We're on seven-day puppy watch over there.
Oh, that's it.
She still hasn't had it.
She's pregnant as hell.
Yes, she is.
It's got to be any day now.
I would think so.
My goodness sakes.
I mean, this is...
She is so pregnant.
That picture, she's on her side, so it doesn't look as big.
Believe me, when she stands up, her gut's dragging the ground almost.
Oh my gosh, look at that.
I mean, and it's hot there too, but it looks like you're going to have puppies soon.
She's in the air-conditioned room right there, so she's all comfy.
You think that's comfortable?
I don't know.
I've had friends that have gone through pregnancy, and I'm telling you, it doesn't look anything comfortable.
Oh, she's not comfortable.
She's as comfortable as I can make her.
She's not comfortable being pregnant, for sure.
Is any of your kids have 10 babies in them?
Let me ask you that.
Oh my gosh, no.
I don't even know how you call that.
You know, there's like quintuplets, triplets.
I don't know what ten would be.
Ten tuplets.
A little tiny tuplet.
What's so cute is that, you know, you have been very involved in this whole operation.
You've got the room set up.
You've got everything just right.
And I know you're waiting and you know it's going to happen any day.
And everybody's like, just let her do it.
She knows what she's doing.
But you're prepared.
And I think that's really great because you never know what could happen here.
I really check on her during the day because I'm up.
But, you know, at some point, and I get up at 2 or 3 to write and to mess around.
I like to get up at 2 or 3 in the morning because, you know, all the animals are quiet.
The house is quiet and I can write and I can concentrate.
And it's not a free-for-all.
But...
You know, from the time I get up, of course, but the five or six hours I sleep, I mean, I sleep.
So I try to get up once and check on her, which I usually do.
But, I mean, you know she's going to have them during that three or four hour blind spot I have.
Because I have to sleep.
I can't stay up 24-7.
Oh, my God.
Well, Jackie1321__67.
Yeah, that's hilarious.
That's actually a picture of her face.
That is the coolest thing and I saw that on your page as well.
You all know her as three hour tour over in Twitch.
She's watching right now but when I saw this I was like awesome.
Great.
That's actually Sweetie's face when it rises up.
That's actually her too.
Come on, like puppies.
I know.
Let's get it done.
Seriously.
Although, then your work really begins.
Because then you're going to have little babies you have to look after.
And that's going to be interesting.
This will be a whole other world.
Well, anyway, I can't believe how quickly this show goes.
It's over.
I know.
It goes so fast.
Constantly.
101 tomorrow.
I know.
We're already on the second group of our hundreds.
So thank you so much, everyone, for making it happen.
We appreciate you more than you can possibly imagine.
Special thanks to everybody that helps us behind the scene.
You all for tuning in and getting the word out on the show.
It helps us amazingly.
Kat Turd, we wish you the best of all.
I'm like, you're constantly on everybody's mind.
I look at everything as an adventure, you know, I don't care.
I think, you know, I try to look on the bright side of everything.
I think it's gonna be fun.
I think you're gonna have a blast.
Absolutely.
And I will be very surprised with if you can depart with all of them.
Well, I have to.
I can't, you know, she has 10.
I got four.
I mean, I can't have $14.
No, somebody's like, are you going to sell them?
No, I'm not going to sell them.
I'm going to give them away, but I'm going to vet the hell out of whoever grabs them because they're just certain things that I'm not going to put up with.
Of course.
There's a lot of hunters that love coon dogs, and there's a lot of them that are great, and some of them aren't.
They put them in these little cages their whole lives and only let them out to hunt.
I'm not doing that.
That ain't happening.
Oh my gosh.
They're going to be a dog that's a part of a family.
Well, they have got a great grandpa to look after them.
I have no doubt they're going to end up in great homes.
And you'll probably end up with one, too.
I know the vet's like, a lot of times, you know, if there's 10, a couple of them won't make it.
I'm like, damn!
I don't know.
You can do everything you can do.
I can only do what I do.
She's got to do the work.
I mean, let's face it.
I don't know.
There's a lot of work in just helping, assisting.
You've got a big job there, for sure.
My dream is I wake up one day and there's one puppy on each 10 nipples just sitting there sucking and it's all done.
And I fold up the blanket and it's all messed up.
I throw it away.
Done.
You know that shit ain't gonna happen, right?
I know that's not gonna happen at all.
I can dream.
I can dream, can I? That's a perfect world.
That's what the liberal thinks is gonna happen, right?
If the government just takes over.
Yeah, that's the clean energy version of having puppies.
The green new puppy deal.
Okay, kitty cats.
Well, be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.