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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
99.
You know what?
I got tripped up as a result of that.
99 shows.
Unbelievable.
We're brand new.
We are.
And in fact, in order to celebrate, another thing I was getting ready for is because I've got some news that I thought I would go ahead and share.
I know tomorrow I should keep it all to myself.
You gonna play 99 Balloons Go By?
No, what I'm going to do is I'm going to show you what happened.
Okay, so we have 200,000 downloads over there on our podcast.
That's a lot of peeps.
That's a lot of peeps, exactly.
I'm so excited about it.
So we've had 200,000 downloads and of course we also hit our mark on Rumble.
We now have 10,000 people that are subscribed to the show.
So I feel really good today about what we're doing here.
200,000 people is a lot to fit in a litter box.
We're going to need a bigger litter box.
We're going to need a bigger litter box.
Somebody's got to do a meme with, we're going to need a bigger boat from Jaws.
Here it comes.
I see it coming tomorrow.
Exactly.
So I'm just so thrilled.
Congratulations to you.
And congratulations to the audience.
Because you know what?
We wouldn't be here without you all supporting us in every single way.
And I think it's just really cool.
And we worked really hard to get here and started this show completely from scratch.
So thanks for supporting us.
It's really an exciting day for us.
For me especially.
When I got that in the mailbox, I was like, I have to keep it from Cat Turd until the show starts.
That was really hard.
Let's make it a million.
Let's make it a million.
Yeah.
So onward we go.
All right.
So today's show, Cat Turd named it January 6th Sham.
What would you like to start with all that, sir?
Where can you start?
Number one, I know because it's such a ridiculous joke, you're going to be tempted to watch some of it, but just don't watch it.
If you want to see clips, you can watch clips the next day or two hours later on computer.
Don't give these people any ratings on this.
We want the ratings to die.
I'm going to have to watch clips of it because I report the news, but I'm not going to watch it live.
No way.
Don't give them any ratings because they're not going to get any.
The first day, there'll be some people watching.
It's boring.
It's all lies.
It's a witch hunt, kangaroo court.
Well, we've heard it before.
That's the thing.
I mean, they have been working on this for a long time.
Their little clips and whatever they're going to say.
First off, the Democrats have already switched over to just lying completely.
They've been lying about everything.
They made a Hollywood-produced movie that they're going to show at first, a movie at the beginning of it, a film that they've made about it.
I mean, really?
That's how ridiculous it is.
Yeah, they are.
They are.
Well, what else can they do?
I mean, really, what else can they do?
They are Hollywood.
They lie and they create narratives.
That's what they're good at.
And you know what?
Unfortunately, people fall for all that nonsense.
They're having meltdowns.
Break out the big box of tissue meltdown about Fox News not covering it live.
It's going to get zero ratings.
It's a sham committee.
Think about this.
They've never had a committee like this.
Ever.
Where the Democrats pick four people or whatever, and the Republicans pick four people.
And then the Democrats run it if they're in charge.
But you can pick your own people throughout the history of this country.
But Nancy Pelosi, for the first time, just like all these evil people do there in Washington, now she just shoots them down.
And, of course, we got complete losers, Cheney and little Adam Kinzinger, so they can say it's bipartisan, but it's not.
The Republicans did not officially participate in this.
They pulled out.
They have nothing to do with it.
It's all Democrats and Trump-hater Republicans.
That's it.
Well, I mean, if anything, what I think it did was it just proved the conspiracy theory that there were rhinos in the party that were actually trying to hurt President Trump and to make sure that they weakened his presidency.
And you can look at Kinzinger and you can look at, what's her name, your favorite?
Cheney.
She's no different than Mitch McConnell.
Everything that Cheney sets up there and runs her mouth, the most ridiculous crap that comes out of her mouth, All that crap she spews is exactly what Mitch McConnell thinks.
He's not saying it.
He's no different than her.
I'll tell you something else.
They're not mad at Fox because they won't show it because they're saying, you won't show the truth.
They don't care about that.
Fox News has bigger ratings than MSC, CNN, and every other liberal news site put together.
So why they're pissed about it is because they're not going to get them ratings.
They want to say, look, 70 million thousand people watched it.
So without Fox News, they're not going to get anything.
And Fox is even showing it on Fox Business.
It's not like they're not showing it.
But without, you know, and they're like, going to show Tucker Carlson.
And Tucker Carlson, and they don't want that.
They do not want Tucker Carlson to beat their ratings show in the January 6th thing.
And he's going to crush them.
And they hate that.
So everything they're saying is a lie.
It's all about they need those ratings from Fox News to make it seem like people are watching it.
That's why don't watch it.
Don't give them the ratings.
You can see it all.
You can see it all on video.
On your computer in a couple hours if you need to watch it, if you just have to watch it.
But don't give them the ratings at all.
Oh, I think it's fantastic.
And I think another thing that they've done, too, with this whole thing, because they completely set it up, especially when you talk about Liz Cheney and when you talk about Adam Kinzinger, is that I know for me, personally, I will never just vote straight ticket red again in my life.
Knowing what I know now, I won't just vote red.
And I'm going to be heavily involved, especially locally in a lot of these elections and in the primary process.
Fortunately, I mean, today is election day here in California, so I'll be doing that right after the show.
But I will tell you that...
You'd be wasting your time going to vote.
I know, I know, but it's my civil duty.
I'm not saying you shouldn't.
I'm just saying you're in California.
Well, and the thing about it is that we really don't have a Republican Party to speak of, so I became an independent, and so I can vote in the primaries.
Well, I'm going to take a page from a lot of the Dems, especially here in LA, and I'm going to vote the most conservative, the guy that actually Elon Musk touted for mayor, and who he endorsed, which he never does, because he's an ex-Republican.
Well, just for the record, for anybody that's listening, Everybody here is an ex-Republican that's running on a ticket because you wouldn't make it on a ticket if you were a Republican.
You wouldn't even have a shot.
So he looks like a good guy.
He's an ex-millionaire and everything else.
Big time.
When you want to double the money you're giving government, when the border's wide open, when crime's going through the roof, you can't tell me you care about your family and vote Democrat.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I have to say it like that, but you can't tell me.
I don't believe you.
You're voting for your own demise.
It's ridiculous.
It is ridiculous.
There is no excuse.
You don't care about your children?
How are they going to live with no freedom?
I mean, these people, they're delusional.
They really are.
And it's just getting worse.
But understand, I mean, this is basically a socialist state.
And this is communism 101.
But there are a lot of people that are pushing back against that.
And that is why it really is hitting the news.
And you even have, you know, all of these different lamestream media outlets that are covering it because Los Angeles and San Francisco voters may rebuke left in primaries.
Let there be no mistake.
They are tired of it.
An ex-Republican billionaire could be the next mayor of Los Angeles, and San Franciscans may oust their headline-grabbing reformist district attorney.
This is going on simultaneously.
There are enough people here that are basically saying, enough of this nonsense.
All of this woke isn't helping us.
That piece of crap...
Attorney, whatever he is, in LA. Oh, he's the worst.
What's his name?
I can't believe his name.
Oh, gosh.
What is his name?
Something with a gin.
Yes, he's in here.
The billionaire who I'm going to vote for today, Rick Caruso, is who I'm voting for.
But then you have got the one that is being...
Let's see here.
Probably somebody in chat will be able to find it faster than I can.
Let's see here.
Gosh, they don't even put his name in here.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Anyway, I mean, you murder somebody, you shoot two people in the head and he gives you six months.
Exactly.
I mean, this guy is ridiculous.
Well, look at the streets of San Francisco.
I mean, look at what is actually happening as a result of all of this.
Okay, here it is.
It's Chesa Boudin is who it is.
He awaits fate as recall election vote comes to a close.
And they're voting on San Francisco's proposition H to keep...
It's yours, not San Francisco.
I'm talking about L.A. Oh, him.
Oh, he's even worse.
Yeah.
All of them are.
I don't say you live there.
Get the hell out of there, dammit.
It's hard to live here.
It really is.
I mean, because it's getting so much worse.
I don't even participate in local elections anymore because it's a joke.
Think about this.
Adam Schiff is my representative.
I literally walk by his office every single day.
Every single day I have to walk by him.
On impeachment hearing, he got up and lied about what Trump said on the phone call.
He literally made up.
I was going to say Gar something, but I couldn't think of it.
But yeah, Adam Schiff got up, and as the chairman of the committee or whatever, the impeachment, he sat there and lied.
He said that Trump said all these things.
I mean, it was just made up, and he gets away with it.
I mean, we cannot run a country like this.
Remember, he just made it up.
That's right.
What Trump said on the phone call.
Even the Republicans that started that impeachment were shocked.
They were like, I cannot believe you just said that.
That's all a lie.
Well, they're lying about everything.
I mean, that's all they've been doing.
He stood up there and he read a complete speech.
I mean, he's continued to lie.
He's continued to leak and everything else.
And just so you know, George Gascon is the LA deputy.
Yeah, that's what I said.
Garcetti is the mayor.
That's who we're getting rid of.
So, anyway, we've got problems.
We'll see.
We have major problems here, and they're only getting worse.
Every single thing that I've received in the mail, it's just been nothing but trash.
Talking about science, talking about green energy, talking about the homeless crisis.
Well, you have to mention it, because you have to walk around homeless in order to get anywhere.
I mean, that's the problem.
Brown energy is what's coming out of the homeless, not green.
Yeah.
They got a lot of brown energy on the sidewalks down there.
They gotta go.
I mean, they just have to, all of them, we just have to start all over again.
But they've been stealing these elections.
This is the result of theft.
This green energy, it's all a joke.
I say it all the time.
Solar and wind are such a joke.
They're never going to be a substitute, and neither is electric cars for fossil fuels.
Fossil fuels is what we got, and there's plenty of it for hundreds of years.
And it's a miracle drug.
I mean, thank God for fossil fuels.
If you live to be 70 or 80 years old, thank fossil fuels.
You wouldn't make it 40 without them, believe me.
Medical Advances thinks fossil fuels.
Anything you love to do, think fossil fuels.
And I mean anything, everything you wear.
Your iPhone, the plastics and everything, think fossil fuels.
I mean, I'm so tired of them acting like it's some kind of demon juice or something.
It's a miracle.
It's a miracle thing.
It's efficient.
There's plenty of it.
The whole infrastructure in the world is built on it.
And it works, and it feeds the poor, and it gives us a quality of life nobody's ever seen since there were people running around with dinosaurs.
So here's to the fossil fuel industry for making—you wouldn't have refrigeration.
You wouldn't have refrigerated trucks that are able to get your fresh meat, get your fresh shrimp from the Gulf.
You wouldn't have any of this stuff.
Fossil fuels.
It's a miracle.
It is.
But the thing is, it's going completely against their green agenda.
And they have been trying to push this on us since, you know, President Trump was put into office.
And even before then, this has been a slow but steady, definite move into this direction.
Since Al Gore.
Yes, exactly.
It all started in the late 90s, the real ridiculous, where they think, we're just going to...
Call it global warming and we're going to just take the money.
And global cooling.
To think that we have the power to change the climate on Earth is so ridiculous.
I mean, oh yeah, just cut off the cars.
I wonder how there was ice ages before cars and then the ice ages went away before cars.
Miracle, isn't it?
I wonder how that happened.
How did they get around?
How did they do what they do?
Well, that's going to be the big problem is that they're going to see a lot of the stuff is not working.
They don't have the structure to make this whole thing happen.
And that's why it is such a disaster.
I don't know if you know the latest, but they're already blamed Trump, not Biden.
Okay, so Corrine Jean-Pierre blames inflation on global challenges.
She insists Biden understands the struggles of American families and points finger at Trump for leaving economy in crisis.
Really?
Trump had the best economy in 100 years.
The only thing that ruined his economy is when they shut it down for three months.
Their idea of this economy is so out of control.
The gasoline prices...
You notice their new strategy?
We're just going to say everything's great, and American people are going to agree with us.
Sure.
They're just going to lie.
They're up there bragging for the last day or two, but it's just like...
People are just rolling their eyes and they're just turning them off because it's so ridiculous what they're saying.
They have no shame.
I mean, who can set up there and say, I mean, this is the best.
When I took office, this is the best economy.
Things are great right now.
Everything's spectacular.
These people don't look.
I was watching Charles Payne I heard him on the radio this morning on some show, who I love, Charles Payne, from Fox Business.
And he was saying 45% of Americans this year already have skipped a mill because they couldn't afford it.
45%.
That is so ridiculous.
And you think they care?
A lot of this is high gas prices and high gas prices.
It pushes inflation because when the gas goes up and you have to get things to stores, that's just going to push inflation double and triple all the time the more the gas goes up.
And we're setting record high gas prices almost every day for the last 30 days.
Every day is in the record high that the gas has been.
And they don't care.
There's families out there that can't eat right now.
They don't give a damn.
They want to push their green euphoria.
They think this is how to do it.
They don't care.
They don't care about this.
Do you think Nancy Pelosi cares?
Oh gosh, no.
She's worth two or three hundred million dollars from her illegal stock trades that make Bernie Madoff seem like a Boy Scout.
Well, when I was playing all of those videos yesterday, Gene Sperling, he said he couldn't relate at all.
We have him actually saying that it's not affecting him, that he can relate basically third party, that it must be difficult, but that he wasn't being directly affected.
Let me tell you, California is in such a state as a result of this because all we have are two classes.
You have the really wealthy And then you have those without completely.
Exactly.
The people that work for them.
And that is it.
And you can see a difference.
And they hide behind their walls and their security and their private cameras and everything else.
And they don't want to see the homeless situation.
They don't want to see a, you know, even a store.
They don't even go in.
Everything is delivered.
So they don't see anything that's even going on.
And if they do, they'll complain and have that person removed from their premises.
We've got nothing but streets.
I mean, tent cities everywhere for miles and miles.
People are living in their cars.
It's terrible for your soul to look at that every day, too.
It's so sad.
It is so sad.
I mean, it's bad.
It's bad for them, of course, but it's bad for you to have to look at that every day.
I mean, I'm not going to live somewhere.
I got to look at that.
Concrete jungle.
And you understand the conditions because, okay, it gets warm here and you're thinking about the fact that they're on this hot concrete.
And that they've been there for hours and hours.
They're just laid out without any protection from the sun or anything else.
It is bad here.
It's really bad with it only getting worse.
And we know this.
And they're trying to prepare us.
But then all of a sudden, you've got all of these people that are saying, oh, no, this is great.
You know, we're doing great.
Who's believing that?
Who's believing basement dummy?
It's just the new strategy.
Every question that they ask that, at least Pisaki could think on her feet a little bit, the new press secretary.
When they ask her a question, she just ignores what they say and says something different.
It's the weirdest thing.
She has no ability at all to think on her feet.
She's awful in her job.
She's terrible, which is good for us because it just makes him look bad.
I hope that she stays there for the rest of the time he's in there.
She's a buffoon like he is.
I mean, they're perfect.
Absolute moron.
She doesn't understand it, so she changes the subject.
And that's what she's really good at.
I mean, it's sad.
You even have, and I love this page.
If you're not following it, make sure that you do.
RNC Research, they do a great job of pulling out a lot of these clips and showing the buffoonery.
So here she is, Corrine Jean-Pierre leaves the press briefing after spending less than 10 minutes answering reporters' questions.
She did not answer any questions on the economy.
Wouldn't take any of them.
Listen to this.
Can you take some on the economy?
They will not even comment on the economy.
They can't.
They can't comment on anything.
It's all falling apart.
And I'm telling you, the country's falling apart.
Just save every dime you got.
Don't make any big purchases right now and try to squeeze through the next few years so we can get Trump back in there or anybody.
That's right.
Stop this because, I mean, I'm telling you, gas prices can be fixed.
Within a year, it can be back down to $2 a gallon and everything will start clicking.
And it doesn't take much.
It just takes somebody that doesn't hate the country.
It's purposeful.
They're doing it on purpose.
And they don't care.
They don't care.
If you skip a meal, you think they give a damn?
They don't care.
Not at all.
Could care less.
As long as they're green, weird energy fantasy that we're going to somehow live in this utopia world and they're saving the planet Earth.
They're not saving shit.
Number one, the seas are not rising.
They never have been.
They're not rising at all.
I've lived down here for...
For 40 years, go to my same fishing holes.
The tide's always the same.
Nothing's changed.
Anybody that says they are is a liar.
It's all one big, giant hoax.
Global warming is nothing to separate you from your wallet, and that's it.
Well, and put it in theirs.
That's all this is.
This is a money-making machine.
This is their next endeavor.
Well, just like Biden, this is all you're going to see of Biden's team, okay, is the back of their heads.
They're never going to answer any of these questions.
They can't.
It's impossible.
They're trying to force this green agenda on the American people.
And in the process, they are killing our economy.
And I noticed that you also actually, you put this on your page about Janet Yellen.
Oh my gosh, what a buffoon!
Yeah, she's an absolute just idiot.
It's just like, we need to, this is what's going to really help.
I mean, that was their solution yesterday.
Their solution yesterday to all this was to buy solar panels from China.
I mean, really?
That was it.
That was their big, giant push to solve inflation.
We're going to buy solar panels from China.
Do they even hear themselves?
I mean, do they think we're just going to miss all of this?
They think everybody's dumb as their voters.
Their voters are dumb.
I mean, they've convinced their voters that cow farts are ruining the country.
You can't get any dumber than that.
When you're that dumb, you can literally tell anybody anything.
That's it.
They've got people laying on the beach with masks.
Still.
Over the flu.
That's all it ever was.
That's the most ridiculous thing.
I saw that on your page and I just started laughing.
You were just kind of like, explain this to me.
You've got a woman trying to sunbathe, okay?
And she's got a mask over her face.
Yeah, in the middle of the beach.
Yeah.
I mean, they...
But since you seem to...
Oh, no, no, no, wait.
I have to stop this one.
This one is a good one.
I have questions about that one.
This is the one at the beach.
She's a total psycho.
I was trying to figure that one out before the show.
I was like, what is that?
That girl, she's never going to work again, that other one.
She'll never work again.
They found out who she was, and they've contacted our employees.
They're disavowing her.
One of them said, she worked for us three years ago.
She don't work for us no more.
Please stop bothering us.
Oh my, she's crazy.
Yeah, look at that.
Sunbathing with a mask.
It's a real brilliant idiot.
Look at that.
Nobody around her on a beach.
You can't even enjoy the beach.
Enjoy yourself.
Enjoy your life.
Breathe the air.
What's great about the beach, you know?
What's great about the beach?
It's smelling the salt.
I mean, the beach has that smell, you know?
Can you imagine basking in the sun like that with something covering your face to where you can't even breathe?
Good Lord.
Baking away?
Can you imagine the tan lines you're going to get like a moron?
It's so ridiculous.
My boyfriend said he likes tan lines.
He's like, not those.
Wrong ones.
Oh, man.
It's so, so bad.
But yes, the crazy-eyed woman.
I gotta get to her, because she's an insane...
She is just a lunatic.
When I saw that, I went, oh my gosh.
She's drunk.
She's drunk, number one.
No doubt about it.
She must be.
She must be.
But she...
She worse than...
This is proof there was...
When I was working with a company, I did a lot of hiring and firing, and I had to decide who was foreman and who was over people.
And you have to put people over people.
And you just can't give some people any power, not even over one person, because they turn into complete power-hungry lunatics when you do.
And that reminds me of her.
She's crazy.
Yeah.
They found her, looked her up, private investigators and everything.
She's so nuts, and she'll never work again.
Oh, you all, if you have not seen this video, check this out because I couldn't believe it when I was watching it.
I thought it was a joke at first.
Check it out.
...rights and freedom that would tell you that.
But since you seem to forget that and you're all loud and proud with your big thoughts and your big ideas and you want to whatever, fucking set up hot tubs in Ottawa.
I'm a recruiter.
It's a small, small, small industry.
Smaller than you think.
Same with HR. So, if you're looking for a job, or maybe trying to keep a job, maybe, just maybe, think about what you're putting on social media.
The irony.
I know you're not really big with stats and, you know, facts aren't your thing, you know?
But what I can tell you, what is a fact, is that recruiters talk.
And recruiters, like the majority of Canada, don't agree with you.
Do you know what that means?
Do you have any guesses?
Any guesses what that means?
What that means is that if you need a job, you might not get one.
If you want to keep a job, you might not get to do that.
And, you know what else HR is good at?
Documentation.
You know what that means?
You want to be an asshole?
We document it.
We give you a couple tries.
Then what do we do?
We terminate you.
With cause.
If we're so lucky.
If not, we give you the minimum allowed by law.
Either way.
Recruiters are watching.
HR is watching.
Everywhere.
And we hate you.
We hate you so much.
And you think we can't do anything.
But we can.
We have the power.
Always.
Remember that.
It doesn't matter if there's a fucking man at the top of your HR department.
It's run by women.
And it's run by angry women just like me.
I'm so, so glad I got that off Talking about a side cut.
Weird eyes.
My heart goes out to you guys.
I mean, you have families to feed, right?
You brought your kids to this big event.
You're freedom fighters.
You're standing up.
Oh, they will be so, so proud.
So, so, so proud of you.
Fuck yourself.
Fuck, fuck, fuck yourself.
Love you.
Oh, no, no, no.
Uh-oh.
Let me tell you something.
These companies, imagine doing that.
If any company that she was involved with has fired you, you got a lawsuit.
Hands down, complete, done.
It will be settled out of court.
Just show them that video.
Anybody she's ever worked for.
Yeah, that's what I put it.
He said, I knew I'd seen this before.
Oh, my precious.
Oh, my gosh.
That is so scary, isn't it, though?
Oh, no.
I don't know what that was, but let me tell you, that is not a representation of women.
I am sick over that because, honestly, that is a Karen, but it's way worse than that.
Oh, she's got at least 30 cats.
Minimum 30 cats.
No, she's a psychotic lunatic.
I mean, she literally belongs in a straitjacket.
She's completely insane.
And that's why, you know, I said in a tweet this morning, you know, these people are to be mocked.
They're to be laughed at.
They're to be ridiculed as much as you can because they're idiots and they're insane.
And that's what you need to call it.
Don't be scared of these people.
That woman, like...
You don't give me nothing, weird eyes.
You're a psycho.
I'm going to blast you on all the social media and make you look like an idiot.
The ironic part is she's putting, be careful what you put on social media.
That's the irony of it.
It just ruined her life.
Oh my gosh.
It just ruined her life.
Freak.
It really is.
And the thing is, she actually posted it.
She thought it was that good that people would listen to her.
That that was a way of communicating some kind of threat or some kind of, you know, install fear or something.
And that she was making a difference by putting something out there like that.
Oh, I know everybody's going to have fun with that one.
I'm sure they are.
And they should.
Oh, they have.
They've already took that weird, ugly face.
They've made all kinds of memes.
You wouldn't believe it.
It's hilarious.
And she worked for a company.
They came out and said, hey, we were wearing the video.
We do not.
She hasn't worked for us, even though she puts that she still works for us.
She hasn't worked for us in three years.
So she's the one funny part about is unemployed.
Oh my gosh.
They didn't tell.
They just said, we have a family values.
We don't believe in anything she just said.
She does not represent us and she hasn't worked for us in three years, although it's on her bio and Facebook that she does.
Wow.
So they distanced themselves so fast from her.
She is unhirable now because if you are in an HR department or you are trying to get people jobs and you put that down, And like you didn't get the, like anybody in her past, I don't care if it's 2015, 2010, that didn't get a job and had hardship, they can sue her, man.
And they can sue the company.
She's a liability times a million right now with saying that crap.
Oh, of course she is.
And not only that, that should really, I mean, putting something like that out there and being that angry and that all upset, I think it's sweet that you gave her the excuse of being a drunk doing that video.
But you know what?
I'm afraid that she wasn't.
I'm afraid that's just her normal self.
I really am.
She looks like a vodka drinker to me.
And out.
And I think that was really sweet.
But honestly, these people are that deranged.
I'm just glad to wake up next to that every morning.
Oh my gosh.
Somebody's ex-wife.
You know, they always say there's someone for everyone.
Oh my gosh.
Man, don't leave the toilet seat down on her, guys.
Oh, no.
Or up.
Oh, gosh.
Lord, you'll get that all day long right there.
Yep.
And I feel sorry for the lawyer and the judge who presided over that divorce because that probably was ugly as ever.
Can you imagine every little tiny thing?
So anyway, here we are back at Janet Yellen.
What a disaster.
She's a...
She's an absolute moron.
Complete.
In a Senate hearing, Biden Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen says, the critical thing is we become more dependent on the wind and the sun.
And Matt Whitlock points out, a good reminder, they chose this transition and the pain is the point.
That's what they did.
Of course they're doing it.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Sorry, boss.
Can't come to work today.
Sun's not shining.
Sorry, boss.
Can't come to work today.
The wind isn't blowing me there.
Ridiculous.
Windmills suck.
They absolutely suck.
Their eyesores, their earsores, they kill everything.
They don't produce enough...
Energy to do anything.
When they freeze up, they're gone.
Hellstorm, all your solar panels are gone.
These power sources, they don't store energy.
That's the whole thing.
If it stops shining, you're done.
It only stores so much energy.
That's it.
It's ridiculous.
And now we're going to be even more dependent on China, of course, and all of that's going to affect all of the negotiations.
You know, President Trump had us in such a great position.
We were in such A nice point in history.
He was making America great again, quite literally, before everyone's eyes, before all of this chaos came into play.
Hey, there was $4 and something gas when Obama went in there and did the same thing.
Exactly.
I mean, I was paying $1.59 for gas for a couple weeks under Trump.
$1.59!
I hadn't seen prices like that since the 80s.
Unbelievable.
$1.59!
I was like, man...
Gosh.
Well, Mother of Pearl, she just donated to the show and she says, I can smell her cat-filled Karen house from here.
And I'm about to play this video of probably another multi-cat person.
I thought there's anything wrong with having multiple cats.
Yeah.
The lady who just said, whoops.
I know I said this wasn't going to be an inflation, but it is.
So I guess I was wrong.
Let me move on to my next big disaster.
Oh, here's her clip.
Check it out.
Given the global nature of these markets, it's Virtually impossible for us to insulate ourselves from shocks like the ones that are occurring in Russia that move global oil prices.
And look, over the medium term, the critical thing is that we become more dependent on the wind and the sun that are not subject to geopolitical influences and passing clean Energy credits that will boost non-renewables is, I think, really, really critical to addressing climate change.
Climate change.
Who gives a damn about fake climate change?
Who gives a damn about fake climate change?
Seriously, you think people that can't afford to eat right now give a damn about your fake-ass climate change hoax?
They don't care.
They do not care.
Good God, these people, man.
And she's like, there's nothing you can do about the war in Russia.
Yeah, there is.
We were 100% energy dependent.
We were making so much oil.
We were drilling...
And having so much, and natural gas too, exploded under Trump because of fracking.
We had so much we didn't know what to do with it.
We were exporting it for the first time in years in record numbers.
We would be totally, that's how you do it.
Okay, we drill enough oil, it's right under the ground.
All we got to do is go take it.
We drill enough to support ourselves, and then our gas doesn't go up.
There is a world event.
It's real simple.
Anybody can do this.
It doesn't take a genius, but they're hurting us on purpose.
The gas is going to keep going up, folks.
I would be surprised if it ain't $10 a gallon in the whole country.
By election time, for the presidential election.
Oh, definitely.
I mean, it's so ridiculous now that they can't even back out of this whole thing.
They can't do anything about it, and they're actually openly talking about it.
Here you've got Gina Raimondo, the Commerce Secretary.
Listen to what she says today.
This is how they're talking now.
What is actually still on the table, though, to bring gas prices down at this point?
Because the president has said and made very clear that there's not much left that he can do.
Yes, good morning.
Thank you for having me.
Unfortunately, that is the brutal reality.
You know, this is in large part caused by Putin's aggression.
You know, since Putin moved troops to the border of Ukraine, gas prices have gone up over $1.40 a gallon.
And the president is asking for Congress and others for potential ideas.
But as you say, the reality is that there isn't very much more to be done.
Okay.
They're hard to listen to.
They're so ridiculous.
They just shut down.
Where she just said, since Putin did this, it's been another $1.40 added to the gas.
Well, what happened during that time since then?
He shut down all the drilling in Alaska.
Exactly.
He shut down all the drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.
He's shutting down the drilling all over the United States.
I mean, this is...
And they're telling you they're not going to do anything about it.
We're not going to.
We're not going to.
They're throwing in the towel, and they're saying, no, this is how it is, and you just need to get used to it.
This is our new path.
They deserve to lose midterms.
They deserve to lose 10 Senate seats, because there's only so many Senate seats up, and 80 House seats, and they deserve to lose, and they've done everything in the world to deserve to lose.
I hope it happens because I know I get pissed at the Republicans, but they ain't these idiots.
Oh, boy.
My God.
I mean, seriously.
I have a lot of liberal friends.
I know you do not, and I have a lot of Democrat friends.
I quit hanging out with them.
I know, because you can't have those conversations.
I don't suffer fools.
I'm getting old.
I'm enjoying myself, actually, though.
No, I really am, because I'm asking them how they're enjoying life under Biden regime.
I mean, seriously, how are you enjoying paying these gas prices?
What about going to the grocery store?
What about your summer vacation?
What about the packaging, right?
I mean, everybody's suffering.
People are now having to go back to work.
They're having to get two jobs.
Just as soon as flu season, seasonal flu, ever since you've been born, people, hits again, they're going to be COVID, COVID, we're going to shut down, it's COVID again.
What happened to the yearly flu?
Zero cases.
What happened to pneumonia?
Zero cases.
It's so ridiculous.
It's all a scam.
Well, they're able to achieve this another way now.
Okay, so you had COVID, right, that locked us in our homes.
We weren't able to go anywhere.
We weren't able to do anything.
And now you've got these gas prices and Biden inflation where you still can't go anywhere and you can't do anything.
They have done it, and they have come after the American people, and they have made us suffer tremendously.
And they laugh about it.
Yes.
They laugh about it behind closed doors.
These are evil people.
These aren't, you know, some doting-o idiot.
He is, but these are evil people.
They don't care.
They hate you.
They hate your guts.
They hate the American flag.
They hate the American family.
They do everything to destroy the American family.
If it's pushing, if grooming your kids, if it's talking to your kids about sex when they're five years old, will you not there to destroy your family?
If it's trying to take all your amendments, Second Amendment, First Amendment, your speech, shutting you down on social media, taking your guns, that's all they want to do is make the middle class working people of this country suffer.
And how they get one vote One vote from Democrats up north.
Are you listening?
How much is it going to take to stop voting for these anti-America demons?
It is just absolutely heartbreaking to watch.
It is so bad.
And they cannot cover it up.
They're trying.
They're trying to act like everything is great.
But you go out there and you start talking to people and they are all saying the exact same thing.
Remember what I've been saying, too, for months.
Is that they're going to vote with their wallet.
Look at the, scroll down on my page to that Rasmussen poll that I put.
Oh yes, that was a good one.
Yeah.
This is what people are concerned about.
Notice that taking your guns away, even Roe versus Wade, none of that's on here.
And I said it wouldn't, no matter how important they are to people.
When you're broke, nothing matters but getting the gas price back down in your life so you can function.
That's it.
You don't care when you're broke, when you're skipping meals, when you can't feed your kids, when you're worried about something happens.
You're like, well, do I fix the flat tire or do I have to skip three meals?
And that's where a lot of people are living like that now.
If you think they care about you and destroying this economy, they're bringing in another 5 million a year workers.
That's going to take you jobs.
Illegals.
That's right.
They don't care.
Well, these are the top concerns.
All U.S. likely voters, Rasmussen reports.
Look at number two now.
Number two is, yeah.
Okay, so we've got inflation, 87% concerned, 60% very concerned.
Then you've got number two, which is election integrity.
Yep.
83% are concerned, 61% very concerned.
That is huge.
Then you've got violent crime, number three, 83% concerned, 51% very concerned.
Number four is rising gas prices, 82% concerned, 60% very concerned.
Then you've got five, illegal immigration, 77% concerned.
Things that affect your life.
Very concerned.
What the American people are concerned about is the things that affect you and me every day when we go out and live this life.
That's it.
That's right.
I mean, we don't care.
How important to you is women going to the guy's bathroom in your day-to-day life?
You know what?
If there's a man in there, I'm going to wait until the man is gone.
Yeah.
And then I'll have a friend of mine guard the door.
They don't go to the women's bathroom where I live.
It's just not going to happen.
I mean, how important is it in your life, your daily life?
Is it your gas prices that concern you?
Or some 6'8 dude who just transformed into a woman winning all the NCAA events?
Exactly.
Or talking to your kid about, or how about these shows?
They've been showing these transgender, you know, drag queen shows to children putting money in their G-string, little kids.
Is that what's important to you?
Because that's what's important to them.
So you can always look at it, and it's what does affect your life, okay?
Cheating in elections affects my life.
Inflation affects my life.
Gas, really.
Crime.
Illegal immigration.
These are things that are killing me as a family, in my little world, in my little town, and that's how they're going to vote.
They don't care about none of this nonsense.
They don't care about Ukraine.
They could care less.
They don't want to hear, you know, you can sit there and blame Putin all you want, but when you're shutting down the drilling at the same time, everybody's not stupid.
They're not.
They absolutely are not.
And I thought Stein99 did a great job of exposing what was really going on there.
Wow.
In Texas.
And as a result, there's been all kinds of fallout.
But it needed to happen.
I mean, this whole thing, it was awful.
In fact, as a follow-up to the story, Texas state representative announces he will file legislation banning drag shows in the presence of minors days after video emerged of Drag Your Kids to Pride event in Dallas.
They don't care.
I don't care, man.
It was so bad.
Anything to knock down the family unit.
Oh, sure.
Absolutely.
Anything to destroy your Christianity, destroy your constitutional rights, that's all the Democrats care about is destroy.
Name one plan they got that's going to help this economy.
I bet nobody listening right now can name one thing they're doing to help this economy or going to help it in the next two and a half years while they're in.
There's nothing.
Mm-mm.
Nothing.
What's the January 6th committee, the kangaroo court?
Trying not to get Trump to run again.
That's all it's about.
Kabuki theater to try to help the Democrats in the elections.
You think they're going to watch this crap all summer?
These lies?
And nobody cares about January 6th.
Did you see it on that list anywhere?
I guarantee you could scroll down to 100 and you wouldn't see January 6th hearings on that concerns of Americans.
Because they don't care.
Do you care?
How's that going to help you feed your family during this?
How's it going to help you when you have to spend $1,500 more a month on gas and groceries that you don't have?
How's the January 6th Hope Scam Committee, Kangaroo Court, going to help that?
It's not.
It's not at all.
These tricks don't work when people can't eat.
I'm telling you, none of it.
Well, Diva B just donated to the show.
Thank you, Diva B. She says we must protect the Second Amendment.
You're absolutely right, we do.
Oh my gosh, do we ever.
The Second Amendment protects all the other amendments.
Yes, it does.
And it prevents the tyrants from coming after us.
I mean, right now we have our guns and look what they've done.
Can you imagine?
People aren't going to come.
Do you think they can disarm Americans?
This isn't Canada or Australia.
No offense if you live there.
But you don't have a constitution, so we're guaranteed the right to bear arms and it shall not be infringed.
And you think they're going to come to a bunch of rednecks loaded with rifles and guns?
Exactly.
I'm not a gun enthusiast, you know.
I have weapons around my house.
To protect myself.
The main thing I like to use for potential home invasion is a shotgun because I don't have to aim.
I don't have a big vault with all these guns and stuff in it.
I'm not a handgun guy at all because I can shoot the lights out with a rifle.
And I mean the lights out, but I'm terrible with a pistol, so I'm not a pistol person.
But, you know, some people do, though, and that's more power to them.
I mean, there's some people, you've seen pictures where they got 500 guns and vaults, and their whole house is full of them.
And that's fine, because if China starts invading this country, everybody's going to go over to his house.
Trust me, they're like, we're going over to, I know we made fun of Billy Bob Jr., but, you know, I've got a steak knife and he's got 47 AK-47s over there.
I'm going to go see, I'm going to go to his house while this invasion is going on.
Well, that's the whole thing, too.
I mean, you live in the middle of the country, so you have to protect yourself right in the middle of the country.
I know exactly, because I've lived in the country before.
A lot of people don't know that, but yes, I do know.
Oh, you have to have it.
You have to have it.
But you also have to have it in the city.
Sorry, but you do.
You absolutely do.
And you have the right to protect yourself in big cities as well.
I mean, it can be even more dangerous.
But when you start looking, and I'll go right back to the list...
The top midterm issues, they also have school issues on this list at number 6.
76% are concerned and 58% are very concerned.
Those are the mama bears.
Back to the day-to-day life.
That's right.
Your school, there's another one.
That's exactly right.
This isn't rocket science.
I mean, we're not cloning sheep here.
Right.
This is basic.
Everything is so simple.
It's so simple.
And then you got this bureaucrat government that's somehow grown over the last 200 and something years.
And it's grown to this just bohemian, just juggernaut of hell.
And everything's so complicated and has so much red tape now, but it's really so simple to run this.
It's all in the Constitution, and people complain about the forefathers all they want, but they were brilliant with the Constitution.
And there was an absolute reason for it.
It's timeless.
Exactly.
And that's the thing.
And they can't get away from it.
They're trying as hard as they can, of course, but it's not going to prevail.
Here's the Democrats lately, and here's another just ridiculous, laughable statement.
Hypocrisy that they do lately.
And I've seen this on, hey, we should round up all the guns and give them to Ukraine in this country.
We want every person armed in Ukraine.
They want every single person armed in Ukraine.
All the liberals that hate guns, every single one of them, The last two weeks on Twitter and on, you know, the media, the fake news media have been screaming, we got the arm, we want every person over there armed.
Well, okay, so if somebody invades your country, you want every single person armed, right?
Okay, that's already going to happen.
Just about every person's armed in America.
So when they invade us, everybody's going to be armed already.
Your dream has come true.
That's the Second Amendment.
That's what it's for.
That's protect us against our government and foreign governments.
I mean, you can't, I'm telling you, you can't fight a country when everybody, every household has an arsenal.
You can't do it.
I think China said they'll never attack America because there's a gun behind every tree or something like that.
That's exactly right.
That's exactly right.
And that's how it should be, honestly.
You can't just sit there.
I mean, you see exactly what happened in Texas.
You can't wait for the police.
You can't wait for them to step in and protect your children.
They're not going to do it.
They didn't do it.
I mean, the Walking Dead's had, what, 14 seasons now, and they're still not out of ammo.
I mean, come on.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Oh my gosh.
So at least a lot of people are starting to recognize this.
In fact, this one's from the Gateway Pundit.
Tennessee governor signs executive order to enhance school safety and evaluate law enforcement training standards.
That is a good thing.
And this is what he said.
Tennessee Governor Bill Lee, he issued an Executive Order 97 on Monday to further enhance school safety across the state and promote engagement with parents, schools, and law enforcement.
He says parents need to have full confidence that their children are safe at school.
And thankfully, Tennessee has built a firm foundation with our practical approach to securing schools, recognizing crisis and providing confidential reporting on any suspicious activity.
This is according to Governor Lee.
This order strengthens accountability and transparency around existing school safety planning and assures Tennessee parents that our efforts to protect students and teachers will continue.
Okay, great.
But you're going to have to make sure that everybody...
And I'm totally for certain teachers, not all of them, these crazy liberal teachers.
Of course, I worry about them carrying.
But any teacher would go through a gun safety class.
And President Trump was actually calling for teachers to be armed.
Not all of them, I'm sure, but some of them to be.
Those that are interested in doing it also.
But with knowledge comes understanding and actually makes people better.
When you look at the amount of people that have a registered firearm, when you look at the NRA statistics, you can see that there are a lot more criminals that are being held with this gun violence and charged with gun violence.
And there are, with responsible gun owners, you see study after study after study.
They just don't understand it.
I don't, you know, 99.9% of responsible gun owners, that's who they're going after.
That's right.
They don't say, when do they say we're going to disarm criminals?
Exactly.
I mean, my God, it's illegal to have a gun in New York.
It's illegal to have a gun in Chicago.
It's illegal to have a gun.
It's where all the murders are taking place.
Criminals don't care.
They're all armed.
Like I said yesterday, you got to be armed because when they come in, they're armed.
That's it, too.
I mean, here's another story.
This is out from the Gateway Pundit.
Pregnant woman used an AR-15 to drop armed robber attacking her 11-year-old daughter.
Of course.
Good.
Exactly.
These are the examples that need to be out there, but these are the ones they're not going to talk to you about.
These people coming in your home, I mean, if you've got balls enough to go into somebody's home While they're there and break in, believe me, these are the most dangerous people in the world.
This is not a burglar.
This is not somebody you see in a James Bond movie or a movie that's a professional burglar that plans.
This isn't Ocean's Eleven.
You know what I'm saying?
They don't play in this big ice where nobody gets hurt and they don't have guns.
These are not professional burglars, man.
If you're breaking into a family's house with kids and a husband and wife or whoever there, and you're breaking in, believe me, you will...
They're deadly people.
As soon as they come in your house, they're potential murderers.
And they're probably thinking about that, and they'll kill you in a heartbeat.
They're not coming in there to bake you a cake.
No, they're not there to get to know you and your family and say, hey, you know, I want to be adopted.
There's no telling what they're going to do.
Everything is on the table.
And so when you think about the fact that a pregnant woman had to defend her.
She had to, though.
Right?
If she didn't, she'd probably be dead and her baby would be dead right now.
Exactly.
And an 11-year-old daughter, too.
I mean, I don't care where you live.
Somebody breaks in your house and you're like, oh my God, somebody's in the house right now.
There's not a cop in the world that's going to get there in time for anything to happen.
It's up to you now.
What are you going to do to protect your family?
Are you going to go down and yell at them, hey, you get out of my house?
Oh my gosh.
So this is quite a story too.
I tell you what, there's nothing that sounds like racking a pump shotgun at that...
Just do that and it'll run.
Oh, that'll be it.
Exactly.
You don't have to shoot all the time.
Just make that racking sound when you shotgun.
Trust me.
They all know what that is.
So this is quite a story.
I mean, and you can visualize it.
One of the most poignant examples involved an eight-month pregnant woman who used an AR-15 rifle to defend her then 11-year-old daughter and injured husband during a violent home invasion three years ago.
This was in Florida, too.
At the time, her husband, Jeremy King, was being pistol-whipped and kicked in the head by two masked burglars.
I've had it happen to me.
I used to...
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Not like that, but almost as bad.
But yeah, I played in a band and our band members, we all kind of lived in a house near the beach.
And we were going to go out that night and have a few beers after rehearsal.
And we decided to come home early.
The door was open when we got there.
And we walked in on two armed burglars.
And, yeah, it was bad.
One of them had been in prison like 20 years, been out three days.
I mean, and they had a van parked next door, and they had everything.
All our music equipment was already loaded up.
It was like an hour, two hours later.
I mean, they just, and it was a, I'm not going to tell you what happened, but we won.
It was taken care of.
I promise you that.
You're here and they're not to tell the story.
Oh, God.
Oh, yeah.
They actually did a news story on it, and I'll just tell you how the news story on it.
There was a woman out in front of the house, and she said...
You see this house?
And then it panned at our house.
Take some advice.
Do not break in.
That's how the news started.
But, you know, you got to protect yourself.
Because, I mean, I'm telling you, the guy had a pistol in his pocket and kept reaching for his pocket.
And thank God, everybody, we were, you know, we were on him.
But, I mean, it's happened to me.
It's happened to friends of mine.
I've had somebody call me in the middle of the night and say, somebody's trying to get in my house right now.
And I'm actually aware that they're coming through there.
I got a double glass back window.
I had somebody call me one time and I'm like, you know, do you have any, grab a gun?
You know, what are you going to say right then?
Right.
I say, you got a laser sight, put, just shine it through that window.
And believe me, you get a laser point at you, you're going to run.
Absolutely.
Well, I mean...
I mean, it happens.
It's happened to me.
And, you know, I've always...
My father gave me a.22.
I still have the.22.
And he bought it used in over Edmonton, you know, when I was 10 years old or maybe eight or nine years old, he bought me a 22 and he taught me how to, you know, he took me out for weeks and taught me gun safety and how to shoot.
And it was safety, safety, safety, safety, safety, safety, safety, safety, just piled into my head.
You know, all, everything was gun safety.
Well, that's why I think they should bring it back in schools.
I really do.
I think as one of the electives for students is that at a certain age that they learn how to use a gun and also how to take care of a gun and gun safety and everything else.
You got to protect your home.
You do.
I mean, you have to realize that when people, especially like, okay, you live in a city, whatever.
I live in a city.
You do not.
You live in the country.
But...
Here's the deal.
They already assume that we are unarmed here in Los Angeles.
So they have one on us with that thought in their mind.
Just like a school.
Yeah.
Just like a Walmart.
They are assuming because it has gun-free zone.
They hit targets there.
Right?
That, okay, so I'm armed and they're not.
So I will be able to go in and do whatever it is that I want to do based on that.
The Buffalo shooter said that in his...
Manifesto.
That he went there because the reason he chose that location was because guns were illegal and he wouldn't nobody be able to fire by it.
Didn't he say something like that?
Yes, exactly.
I'm almost positive he did.
Exactly.
You read the manifesto and I read pieces of it and that definitely was in there.
I didn't make it all the way through it for sure, but...
I can't believe this show went by this fast scattered.
Yep.
Can you believe that?
It's like flying now.
I don't know what happens.
Like we start and then all of a sudden it's over.
It's gone.
It's like Joe Biden's brain, completely gone, as fast as you can imagine.
I mean, seriously, it really is.
And I have to get out there and vote.
I've got my list of people.
You know, I don't watch the news or anything, so I've got it based on what other people are saying about some of these candidates in Los Angeles.
I'm definitely going to vote, even though I know what the deal is out there.
It's good to vote.
You have to.
Absolutely.
I vote every time because it's my duty and the...
Most of my people win.
I live in Florida.
Yeah, I know.
You get to celebrate.
All my people are going to win.
You get to celebrate.
I don't even know who most of these people are because they're just so bad.
You go vote for somebody.
It's like, we've called it now, 85% to 15%.
Exactly.
You voted for the woman you voted for.
Exactly.
And a lot of them, of course, as you know, are backed by Soros.
And so as soon as I see that, I know exactly how the whole thing is going to go down.
It's really kind of sad.
But anyway, everyone, thank you so much.
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I try.
I'll say shit and bullshit pretty much constantly.
I back away from the mic.
Like, right before I say it, I get this crazy look on my face.
But, I mean, even just...
I mean, we have a simple show, and we just...
Two normal people.
And when we do our show, we won't be able to say what the hell we want to say.
And we don't say anything that bad.
But when we were on YouTube before, I mean, you can say if you said the election was stolen, strike one.
Oh, yeah.
If you said the vaccine sucks, strike two.
I mean, good God, man.
Screw you, man.
It's a video.
You're not God.
Exactly.
And you know what?
If we're wrong about something, hey, you know what?
They can call us out on it.
Okay, great.
So show me where I'm wrong.
Let's have that conversation.
Okay, let's go ahead and do that.
I mean, that's part of learning.
That's part of growing as a person.
But to say, oh, no, it's got to be this way or no way is no way to live.
This is the acceptable truth.
Everything else is a lie.
I'm not always going to agree with you.
You're not always going to agree with me.
And that's what's so cool, because we have completely different lives.
But when it comes to just the basics and logic...
I don't agree with anybody all the time.
I don't agree with Trump all the time.
I don't even agree with...
Well, DeSantis, I don't really remember disagreeing with him much.
But even the people I love, like DeSantis and Trump, I don't agree with them all the time.
And everybody don't agree with everything I'm saying on the show anymore.
It's okay.
We all have an opinion show.
This is our opinions.
And, you know, we can just...
And it's good.
This is therapy for me to build a vent, too.
Yes.
Not only do you get it on his page, but you also get it here, too.
You know, I got a...
You know, I got a voice for Twitter and a face for radio.
I've heard quite the opposite.
Everyone talks about how they look forward to this hour with you.
They absolutely do.
And you really surprise people.
I even thought you were a woman when I first met you on Twitter.
I thought, oh my gosh, this has got to be one of the smartest women of all.
I cannot wait to talk to her.
Surprise!
We have a southern gentleman here.
When I first got on Twitter, of course, you know, I never thought I'd get 100 followers.
So when I started, like, getting 1,000 followers, and I noticed some guys were going, see you later, girl.
And I'd be getting DMs.
Hey, baby.
What's up, baby?
I'm like, you might want to slow your road there, big guy.
I'm a big looking burly biker dude, old biker dude looking guy.
It's just like, oh, but I said, why does everybody think I'm a damn girl?
And then it hit me and I finally saw it one day because when I picked out that cat turd picture, which is, God, I mean, that picture is so like...
Iconic.
Now, there's a million memes about it.
When I just picked up that picture real quick online and put it up there as Cat Turd, I just thought it was funny.
But, you know, I never imagined it was going to be this big thing.
But then I finally saw there's a pink little...
There's that, yes.
There's a collar with this little pink thing on it.
And that's why everybody probably thought I was a girl.
And I'm like, man...
Well, that's not really all of it.
The way you write, you're really snarky.
You're saying I'm a smartass?
Women are naturally snarky.
I'm a smartass, man.
Let's face it.
I'm a smartass.
Just say it.
So when I saw you, I was like, hmm, there's some snark there.
There is definitely some sarcasm.
So definite female.
I mean, I would have bet a lot on the fact that you were a woman.
And then when we talked, I went, whoa.
Wow.
Hi!
Are you really Kat?
I mean, seriously?
Oh, y'all invited me on your podcast you had before this podcast.
And you didn't even know I was a guy or a woman or anything, right?
No, I didn't.
And you kept standing me up.
You kept standing me up.
I couldn't believe it.
I would invite you, and then I would go on air, and I would think you were coming on the show, and you'd say, no, you know, no, I can't make it today.
And so I'd say, okay, so he's getting a flea dip, right?
And Catred's getting a flea dip.
And then I would ask you again, and we'd have it all set up, and I'd go in and advertise it all over Twitter.
And then we'd get the time of the show, and I'd say, oh, he's got a hairball.
Can't make it today either.
And it went on.
I don't even remember this.
I don't even remember this.
Yes, I was so embarrassed.
But it was okay because it was like, okay, so the great cat.
So it was like I did all of this advertising that one day you would appear.
So people were kind of betting on whether you would or would not.
I wasn't doing any podcast back then.
I mean, the first time I did a radio show, I was scared to death.
I mean, I don't get nervous.
Like, you know, I was a musician for years.
I never get stage fright.
But for some reason, I didn't.
I've never even been on radio.
You know, so I didn't even know what they were going to ask.
And so I did terrible.
The first interview I did, I can't even remember where it was, somewhere in Atlanta, Atlanta radio station.
But man, I was terrible.
I was nervous.
I mean, you know, and it showed.
Well, that's okay.
I get nervous every single day before this show, as you know quite well.
I mean, I worry about everything.
I worry about, am I going to have a technical issue?
Are we going to have a problem with this or that?
I'm constantly worried about stuff.
Plus, I just get nervous on the air anyway.
But you just started doing it and you're just doing absolutely beautifully.
I mean, look, I just cannot get over this.
Congratulations on 200,000 downloads.
That is huge.
That is on Podbeam, and they sent it to me in an email, and I was so excited, and so I had to keep it from you all morning.
I didn't even lead on even a little bit that we had gotten that.
But we do need an update.
Okay, Alchemy just donated to the show, and he wants to know right now, how is Sweetie?
How is she?
Oh, Sweetie, she's doing good.
She's just, you know, every day I think, God...
How can she go another day and not have these puppies?
I don't know anything about it.
She looks like a cow now.
She's got so much milk.
I mean, she's huge and she's waddling, but she's doing good.
I'm just like, any day now.
But I'm exhausted because I have to sleep at some point and I got her set up really good, but she has them in the middle of the night.
There's a chance I'm not going to be there right when they start coming out.
I can't sit there and watch her 24-7.
But I get up every, you know, couple hours at night and check on her.
I check on her all the time during the day.
I pretty much check on her every 10, 15 minutes, it seems like.
She's going to have a great grandpa.
That's wonderful.
Oh, my gosh.
Once they start coming, I don't think they're ever going to stop.
She's so big.
Oh, everyone has been reaching out, though, and they just want to know what they can do, how they can help.
I said, nope, this is cat turds territory.
Just see if they're...
You know, we'll see.
Hopefully all of them survive.
And, you know, when puppies have litters, I've been reading about it.
So a lot of times they have 10 litters.
A lot of times a couple won't survive, you know.
So we'll just see how he's healthy and how it goes.
I'll do the best I can.
Oh, you're going to do phenomenal.
It's up to her.
Oh, yeah.
Ultimately, yes.
She knows what to do automatically.
Animals have instincts.
But she will have you and you'll make sure everything is right.
Well, everybody has been asking me about it nonstop.
And so I appreciate that alchemy.
Thank you for asking because I know you're not the only one wondering about it.
Okay, kitty cats.
We're late.
Special thanks to everyone that helps us behind the scenes.
Thank you for tuning into the show, getting the word out on the show.
Thank you, moderators, for helping us out.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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