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We stand with MTG - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 4/22/2022 - Ep. 68
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Today is Friday, April 22, 2022, episode number 68.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are you today?
Hey, hey, hey.
Friday.
Whoa, is it ever.
Let me just start with just a couple of things.
Okay, so I got on Truth Social.
It only took you six months.
I'm stoked.
I really am.
I'm so excited about it.
And when I let Cat Turd know, no, he did not call in any favors for me.
We wanted to wait this whole thing out and see how long it actually took.
And so he didn't use his influence over there, but I let him know that I was on there.
Well, then he goes and announces it to the world.
Well, I had my first day in the life of Cat Turd last night where my phone just completely blew up.
I mean, notifications.
I was at the office.
I had to figure out how to turn that stuff down.
I will catch up with all of you on Truth Social this weekend, but I haven't been able to yet.
But I like what I see so far.
A lot of people I recognize over there.
I'm glad to be there.
My favorite thing Truth did, though, was They're like, you're very special.
You're not just a number of us.
You're very special while you're waiting.
So here's your number.
You're 1,447,386.
They say you're not a number and then they literally issue you a big number.
Is that not the funniest thing?
I know.
And every single day everyone would say, have you checked?
Have you checked to make sure that you're on?
Of course.
I would go there and I would reset it and I would try to sign in again.
And it showed that I was there, and I saw that I was getting followers and notifications that somebody had mentioned me, but I wasn't on the platform.
But they loved me, so that was supposed to make me feel better, I guess.
I don't know.
It was a weird thing.
You're not just a number, number 146,383.
I was 166,000-something-something-something-something.
So, yeah.
Well, I've really noticed, though, whatever they've done, I don't know what it is, but I had like 120,000 yesterday, and now I've got almost 150,000.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
They've definitely done something, because I've gotten 30,000 followers in a day.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Wow.
I think they're opening the floodgates over there finally.
I think it's wonderful.
I really do.
But until they get everybody on and everybody that just wants to create an account just to come right on in, it's really hard to work there because right now the fight is on Twitter, which is where you are.
You've got to think outside the box.
I don't know why.
The new ones, their interface ain't near as good as Twitter, and I hate it, man.
I hate saying that.
Except for Gab.
Gab is pretty close to Twitter interface.
But if you're going to come in and build one of these things, go beyond there.
Have all these crazy new items and new things you can use that nobody's even thought about before.
I mean, that's what you've got to do.
That's right.
And I think it's going to really take off when you can start pulling all of these really cool ideas in.
And Twitter's starting to do some other things since I was on, since I was suspended indefinitely.
I see that you're able to have, I guess, live chats with people.
I don't know what they call them, but you're able to have rooms and things like that, which is kind of cool.
So I don't know.
It's kind of like a telegram kind of function, but I haven't been in one of those, so I don't know, of course.
Well, Twitter's got everything pretty right as far as what they've done, but I've been on there three and a half years and they haven't changed anything.
They made a bunch of rules to get rid of conservatives, but it's the same exact features.
Oh, okay.
I mean, they should make that shit look like, I'm telling you, Iron Man when he's on a computer.
They should have crazy stuff.
You know, all this stuff.
Well, maybe they will if we hopefully get Elon Musk to take the whole thing over.
I know that the left is fighting like crazy to stop all of that.
I don't know.
You can't stop somebody with $250 billion.
It's gonna be tough, isn't it?
I don't care how loud you shout from your mom's basement.
Well, here's a perfect example of it.
When you start looking at what they are doing to Marjorie Taylor Greene, it is just unbelievable.
Ridiculous.
It is.
And the show today is named We Stand With MTG, and it's true.
We will, always.
But this, we talked about this yesterday, even before all of this came up, and we've been talking about it this whole week.
But this is a prelude to make sure that President Trump isn't on the ballot.
I said it yesterday, for 2024.
That's what this is.
If you can be a left-wing attack, Si, and drag her into court, and they let you do it, and call her an insurrectionist to try to get her off the ballot...
When she's committed no crime.
I mean, this is ridiculous.
And you don't fight it back by just saying, okay, this is ridiculous.
We're going to make sure this never happens again.
No.
You need to find every single...
How about if she says the election was stolen?
Okay.
Every Democrat in the House right now, just about, that's been there more than eight or ten years, has all said that Trump stole it from Hillary through Russia.
So all of them...
Are liars that got in there from claiming election fraud.
So that's how you fight these people back.
We haul every one of them in the court, hundreds of them, not just one, all of them.
We haul them in the court.
We make sure they do the same thing that she's doing today.
If we don't start fighting back like this, we're not going to win.
It's absolutely true.
This is unreal.
But you know what?
We saw it coming.
They're going to do it to everyone.
And when you don't have people that are actually standing up and fighting for you, and I'm talking about the Republican Party, then what do you have?
You don't have much.
If this were happening on the other side, they would be standing up, shouting, and screaming.
Let's face it, when Kamala Harris and Black Lives Matter, when they were burning down cities, and that was more of an insurrection, if you want to call it.
And murdering people.
Killing people.
Yeah, 20 people died.
Destroying businesses, and they're funding it.
They're setting up and donating to these people to keep rioting and keep destroying American property.
Call them all in, just like they're doing her.
You have to play their game.
The days of playing nice, nice, and hey, you know, this isn't right, and two wrongs don't make a right, and this and that, and it's over.
It's over.
You've got to play to win, and you better do what you've got to do to win, and that's just how you've got to play.
You have to play their game against them.
So just whatever they do, you have to do it back, and that's just what you have to do.
I mean, they are going after something that has rarely been cited before in the 14th Amendment.
It is just ridiculous trying to act as if she was part of this whole resurrection, but not only the insurrection.
I'm sorry.
I was reading half of the thing.
No, she doesn't have those powers.
She went from a congressman to Jesus real fast.
Oh, we need some heroes right now.
And my gosh, my prayers are with her because you know what they're trying to do?
They're trying to make sure that this stays with her.
They're trying to break her down in front of her constituents, right?
And try to show that she is weak or that she's ineffective or that she's bad and just cast negative light.
It's just negative press that they're going to run around with.
That's it.
That's all.
She's going to win 70% too.
They know it, and that's what they're afraid of.
But they're going to do the exact same thing.
I mean, imagine if this were to stand, if they were to go through with this, then they could call whoever they wanted and cast doubt on them being on a ballot.
Anyone, everyone, the American people want.
You got to just do it to them.
Just keep doing it, you know.
That's where Republicans, that they're so weak, Democrats do these off-the-wall things that when we get in, we're going to make sure that's not right to do that.
So we're not going to do that, too, because it ain't right.
Them days, you better stop doing that crap because the country's gone.
Our border's wide open.
They're running roughshod.
They're shutting down elections and counting and doing fake water main breaks.
I mean, you better start fighting these people down in the gutter because that's where they're at.
You're not going to fight them trying to be all high and mighty.
No.
It's not happening.
I wish we could fight fairly.
But you can't.
No, no.
You absolutely have to fight with all your might.
And you have to fight as a group.
And that's the whole thing.
The Republicans are not together right now.
They absolutely are not.
You have got a huge divide in the party between America First people and you've got the rhinos.
And the rhinos are being exposed daily.
And Ukraine First.
Yes.
America First, Ukraine First.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where did that even come into fruition?
Every three days, by the way.
Every three days he's sending them $800,000.
Every three days.
I don't want to send another dime to Ukraine.
Where's it going?
There's no accountability.
I mean, my God, we've sent them $16 billion so far.
I mean, that buys a lot of damn stuff.
I'd say.
How do they spend a bill?
Okay, we sent them $14 billion and then you have to send them another in increments of $800 and $500 million.
You have to send them another $4.6 in three weeks.
Why?
They already spent $14 billion in a week?
How?
This is wild.
I see where you retweeted this over here on your page at CatTurd2 on Twitter, where military aid to Ukraine comes from.
Look at this.
Countries pledging most arms weapons transfers to Ukraine from February 24th to March 27th, 2022 in billion U.S. dollars.
Okay.
For the United States, 4.7.
We're halfway, and all them other countries, that's their neighbors.
Russia affects their supply line.
Russia gives them all their fuel.
And they're putting in 1% of what we're putting in.
I don't give a damn.
I hate it for the Ukrainians.
I don't want to give them another damn dime.
We've put 14, 17 million.
That's all we got.
We don't even have that.
How about go to Europe and have them put in 17 million?
Because that's on your doorstep.
That'd be like Mexico.
There's a fight between Mexico and Nicaragua right now.
And we're saying, you know what?
Ukraine, you need to give us 15 billion dollars.
My God.
Don't make any sense.
If it's in your backyard, you better start, you know, and it can come to you.
And look at this.
I mean, look at how extreme this is compared to all these other countries.
I mean, a lot of people are saying, is this hush money?
I mean, it would elude someone to believe that, considering all the business that the Biden's What have done in Ukraine?
There's billions that are just going to line people's pockets on this.
You think it's going to go to the people of Ukraine and the children and the people being displaced to help any of that crap?
They're going to throw just enough to look like they're doing something, but the rest of it's going to end up in people like Zelensky's bank account, where she's already a billionaire.
They installed this dude six years ago.
He's a comedian, you know, in drag.
And then all of a sudden, he's worth a billion dollars before the war starts.
Now, how does that happen?
Exactly.
It's crooked.
It's 100% crooked.
And don't forget all of the money that's been made over there by Biden's son, Romney's son, Pelosi's son, Kerry's son.
They're all on board, directors of these energy companies doing business in Ukraine.
Not to mention all the laboratories and all of that stuff that was going on there.
We have got full-blown business and we need transparency in those businesses.
It needs to be brought to light here in the United States.
Hunter got all that money over there, $4 million a year, and he didn't pay any taxes on it.
Is that not incredible?
Zero.
And that's what they're investigating him on.
Then he just, all of a sudden, they said he had to borrow some money to get a million dollars up to pay.
Now they're acting like, well, I do owe money.
I'm going to pay it before it gets worse.
But what's he doing with his money?
I mean, let's face it.
Even as bad as his crack habit is and hooker habit, he can't spend $4 million a year on crack.
He'd be dead.
So, you know, it's not 10% to the big guy.
It's 80% to the big guy.
And a couple of other big guys, because as you know, Obama is fully engaged and involved in all of this.
I've always said that Obama is the big guy.
I mean, Joe Biden, he wouldn't know if he got, you know, hit by a rock.
He just wouldn't know.
I mean, that's how he feels on a regular basis.
But...
As far as strategically, when you start seeing all of these policies that are coming back up here, I mean, it is like we are truly living in an Obama era.
I mean, it hasn't changed at all.
I mean, it's only gotten way worse because now they can just blame Biden and surpass everything.
They don't have any accountability because everybody knows that Biden is not going to make it to a second term if he finishes out this term.
He's not going to finish this term.
He's too out of it.
His dementia and whatever it is is so bad.
He's wandering around like a lost idiot, stumbling, bumming, fool everywhere.
And he is.
But what is worse?
You've got, you know, VD Harris, who is way worse.
And she's on.
She's just sitting there going, oh, I cannot wait for this to happen because I'm up next.
Check this clip out.
That's why we're here today.
Because we have the ability to see what can be unburdened by what has been and then to make the possible actually happen.
They're hand signals.
Oh, this is so bad.
She practiced those.
She practiced them.
Look at the hand signals.
She's practicing them in the mirror.
Oh, she's working hard at it too.
And we must always see who we can be unburdened by who we have been.
And now a point.
An ability to see what can be unburdened by what has been.
What can be unburdened by what has been.
To see what can be unburdened by what has been.
We see what can be unburdened by what has been.
Bring people to see what can be unburdened by what has been.
Who see what can be Unburdened by what has been.
It is the ability to see what can be.
Unburdened by what has been.
Boy.
Send me that.
Send me that after the show.
Text it to me.
I definitely, definitely, definitely will.
But that's where we get it.
I know.
That's the scary part.
You're talking about...
Imagine being that dumb.
That you can only come up with some...
And the thing about it is, she's repeating something she thinks really good.
It's dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.
Yes, it is.
Well, this is the thing.
I mean, they are not even denying the fact that it's going to be a complete landslide in the midterms.
They know this.
But see, now what they're trying to do is they're trying to attack America First candidates.
And even our party is doing the exact same thing to make sure that they are able to continue to keep that power.
That is the problem that we have here, and not be investigated.
Because if we were to put President Trump into the White House, and if we were to put, or DeSantis, and if we were to put a lot of the American First candidates, they know their constituents want to hold this administration completely to the fire on everything that they have done.
And we are going to want not only investigations, we will not...
Settle for just investigations when we know what we know at this point.
We are going to want to actually, you know, have a trial.
We're going to want to see this whole thing play out with the evidence, with everything, you know, so we can see everything, transparency for a change.
Remember, that's what this administration even ran.
Under was transparency.
Well, if that were the case, we would certainly know where our military money is going in the Ukraine and who it's helping on a daily basis.
But we're not.
What we really need to do, and this is how the Republicans win, we have to be unburdened by what has been.
Oh, no.
Unburdened by what has been.
I think you say it better than she does.
If you're out there and you're a guy man, your wife catches you cheating on her, just say that to her.
You know what?
We need to see the abilities of the future, but unburdened by what has been.
Oh, and then throw a creepy whisper in there.
See how that works for you.
Yeah.
See how that works for you.
About as well as it's working for her, believe me.
Oh, boy.
Oh, my gosh.
Baby, we need to see the possibilities of the future and not be unburdened by what has been.
It's over.
Let's look to the future.
Yeah, it's just so scary.
Well, apparently, Creepy was doing his creepy whispering again today.
Oh, no.
We've got to make the world a better place.
Yes, he does his creepy whisper thing again and then starts shouting in Earth Day remarks.
Apparently, there's a video out on all of this.
Yeah, he's flying to Seattle today.
Signing the executive order on Earth Day.
He's flying 3,000 miles in an airplane.
Isn't it a gas-guzzling jumbo jet over 3,000 miles from D.C. to the Pacific Northwest to lecture Americans on the virtues of making sacrifices to tackle climate change?
You can't make this up!
I mean, and with a creepy whisper to go along with it.
Oh my God.
Oh, yeah, here he is.
You're tucking in that area.
I don't want to hear any more about you don't like looking at him.
Oh!
That's all I can do.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
That's all I can do with creepy jokes.
Why does he do that?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
But apparently he thinks it's working for him.
Yeah, that's why he's got a 21% approval rating from 18 to 35-year-olds in the United States, because they love that creepy whisper.
It's such a put-off, man, and he won't stop.
And his handlers are just as dumb as him, and they don't even, I mean, they have no pulse on anything.
They're just, I'm telling you, we basically have the freshman drama club at the university at Yale running this country right now.
It is bad, bad news.
I mean, if you were a little uneasy about this guy before he started whispering, now you've got to be uneasy.
And not only that, it's contagious.
I mean, you've seen several other people.
It's contagious.
Several other people, like cat turd.
Man.
Oh, no.
Can you imagine Trump doing that?
Uh-uh.
Make...
America Great Again.
I mean, really.
That would just be so creepy.
It is creepy.
Yeah, it's like, come here, little girl, and smell your hair.
Well, that's the family, though.
I mean, let's face it.
I mean, you want to talk about these sniffy jokes.
I want to rub your children's shoulders.
Oh.
*laughs* Oh, yeah.
So we should all be very, very afraid about this point.
Oh, my gosh.
So here we go.
Have you heard the latest that's going on?
We were also talking about the leaders of the GOP Republican Party.
And leader Kevin McCarthy released statements saying New York Times authors misquoted him on pushing Trump from office.
Then they released the audio.
Sure they did.
Only a matter of time before this happens.
Well, that was a hard one for me to know who's telling the truth.
You got the New York Times serial liars, and you got Kevin McCarthy, a serial liar.
Hmm, I wonder who's telling the truth.
Who knows?
It's a toss-up, right?
And then I wonder who leaked it.
Well, apparently it was Liz Cheney.
So here you go.
They released passages from their latest book.
This was the New York Times investigative reporters Jonathan Martin and Alex Burns.
This Will Not Pass is the name of the book, Trump-Biden and the Battle for America's Future.
In the book, the two claim that GOP House Leader Kevin McCarthy told Liz Cheney on a January 10, 2021 call that he would counsel Trump to resign before the end of his term.
So you've got all of this here.
Why?
Yeah, exactly.
Why?
He hadn't done anything at all wrong.
So when the claims within the book broke early in the news, McCarthy spokesman Mark Bednar refuted him.
Bedwetter.
Well, McCarthy himself called the claims about this conversation totally false when the New York Times reported on them earlier in the day.
He even released a statement on Twitter following the New York Times report.
He insisted the claims were false.
So here it is on Twitter and it's his statement.
Then this happened.
Of course, Liz Cheney.
On January 10, 2021, during the call, McCarthy told Liz Cheney that he would counsel President Trump to resign.
This is exactly what the book reported.
Liz Cheney released the call to the authors, and now Kevin McCarthy was called.
God, she's a snake, isn't yet, Liz Cheney?
Isn't she, though?
Sure she is.
I don't know what it's really going to do for her because we already know what she is.
We're just going to get rid of him too.
So this is kind of good news in a way, right?
Because we certainly don't want him as one of the leaders of the Republican Party.
No way.
So this is kind of a good thing.
He uses Frank Luntz as a pillow every night, so no...
He's roomy.
And that's true.
I mean, there have been a lot of pictures of Frank Lutz and him.
And also, you know who else comes into that picture a lot that I've heard of is Hip Turd.
Hip Turd has been spotted hanging out with the crew.
Hip Turd loves Frank Lutz.
Yes.
And Kevin McCarthy.
I mean, he's right at home right there.
That Frank Luntz does them focus groups.
He's never been right about anything in his life.
Making millions of dollars to sit up there and be wrong about everything all the time.
And none of his predictions ever come true.
All the time.
And to think that they're roomies.
I mean, it makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?
Mm-hmm.
All of his polls, all the way they tried to drive the narratives.
They're all roomies up there.
Mm-hmm.
And they're all roomies and homies.
Mm-hmm.
There's a lot of things going on.
And they're getting caught for it, though.
People have had enough of this.
I mean, you start looking at what...
I mean, the good news is, in my opinion, is that all this stuff is coming to light.
And it's right before the midterm.
So everybody's going to start playing dirty.
And they're going to start turning on each other, which is good, in a way.
So this is from Resist the Mainstream.
Report Mitch McConnell cheered Democrats for launching Trump's impeachment trial.
Take care of the SOB for us.
Oh, shit.
Does that surprise you?
It doesn't mean.
Yeah, no.
It's exactly what we've been telling you.
They hate Trump.
They did everything to derail him.
And they tried to just, like, save their own ass because they were up for re-election, too, and derail him as much as they could.
And as soon as it was over, Mitch McConnell hadn't cared a damn what you think.
Lindsey Graham's the same way.
They're two snakes in the grass.
They're no different than Pelosi.
They need to get the hell out of there.
You need to vote them out.
I mean, just, they have to get out of there.
We can't fix the country.
They're snakes.
Boy, are they ever—but this is, like I said, this could be a good thing.
They're already on the bench.
I mean, people are looking at them right now saying, hey, this cannot stand.
There is no way—if you expect for this party to survive and to thrive and to do well and to get this country back on track, are you going to keep McConnell or McCarthy in power?
There is no way— No way.
This is the old guard.
This is the old good old boys club.
This is what has destroyed us.
Everything is wrong with D.C. wrapped up in two people.
That's right.
That is right.
So here you go.
Establishment Senator Mitch McConnell, Republican Kentucky, reportedly lauded the Democrats for launching Donald Trump's impeachment trial after January 6th.
Following the incident, McConnell was grateful to Democrats for taking action against his longtime political opponent, the New York Times reported.
After it became certain that the House Democrats would use January 6th as a potent political weapon against conservatives, McConnell agreed with Democrats that Trump should be impeached.
Well, it makes sense, does it not?
I mean, Trump is going against the grain when he's starting to look at really great candidates, and he's starting to throw his support behind them, and not by the old establishment who has bought some of these people out.
I mean, they want to keep...
McConnell wants to keep Murkowski, for crying out loud.
$7 million into her campaign.
$7 million.
And Liz Cheney, too, dumping into those two losers.
Save your money.
Losers.
Do not donate to the RNC, because if you do, it's going to go directly to the people that we're trying to get out of there.
Donate to the candidates themselves.
I'm so independent now, it's not even funny.
I can't deal with these people.
I know.
I know.
Oh, they're scumbags.
I'm the same.
I'm the same.
I'm the same with you.
And of course, who could not talk about the guy in the room here, the elephant in the room, and it's Obama.
He has now emerged again, and now he is talking about, okay, he urges more government.
Yeah, censoring everybody.
They're trying to push.
They want more censorship.
They want all dissent.
They want all of us off social media so they can, you know, talk about what they want.
They lie, lie, lie.
That's all Obama's ever done in his whole life.
He's a liar, fraud, fake.
Terrible.
And he continues to insert himself where he needs to be at certain times.
Well, this is something that he can't hide no matter how eloquent he tries to say it when you read it.
Because, yeah, I turned off the cable news and everything else a long time ago.
So everything I do, I read transcripts or what have you, what they actually say.
And it's a completely different world because he can't...
With, you know, with his swagger and all of that, he can't hypnotize you.
So, Red State here.
He never could, me.
Oh, he's just horrible to watch.
And then when he had this press secretary up there that tried to basically mimic him, as does Pete Buttigieg.
I almost called him Peach.
Whoa.
Perfect.
Yeah.
When you look at it, they're all copying those same mannerisms, just like Kamala Harris, believe it or not, is trying to copy Nancy Drunk Losey.
If you look at the hand movements, that's where she's getting it from.
They think that this sells, but anyway.
I think she's trying to copy Obama.
Could be.
Not with the hand movements, but with the way he talks slow and deliberate and everything's planned and I bet Bama couldn't even hold on to a conversation if you were with him.
Just like talking like me and you.
I bet he couldn't even talk normal.
I bet he's that dumb.
Probably not.
Probably not.
Name one thing he did for the country.
Positive.
And don't even mention BamaCare because it sucks.
Oh, completely.
He did nothing.
There's not one thing anyone can mention he did for this country.
Unbelievable.
And it's another plant.
And that's exactly what they're trying to remake Pete Buttigieg to be.
I mean, when you look at the two of them, and that's who they want.
I mean, that's the guy that they want to run.
Yeah, but the black community hates his guts for some reason.
That's something he did as mayor.
Oh, well, that's good at least.
But they hate him, man.
That's their, that's going to be their, where it's going to begin and end.
Well, Buttigieg is a construct.
It's the way we do every other election, by giving it to the person who got the most votes.
Just a thought.
Because this country was built.
It is a movement reaching into church basements and in our schools and with our kids shining as a beacon around the world once more.
This is our chance to change.
Remember when I said a long time ago on our first podcast years ago, I said, Buttigieg is who they want, remember?
You sure did.
I said, that's who they want.
They screwed up.
They should have put him as vice president, but they wanted to put a minority in there because they thought they needed to win.
But that's the guy.
That's the young guy.
That's their Justin Trudeau.
And he's gay, which, man, that makes him a superhero to them for some reason.
Right.
Exactly.
I mean, you're transgender, you're a superhero.
You can fly with a cape, jump over buildings.
Unfortunately, that's what they're teaching our children.
That is a special category.
I mean, you all of a sudden have magical powers if you identify as something else.
I don't know, it's ridiculous.
Whoa.
So Obama is urging more government oversight of social media sites because they don't want you to even think it, okay?
Much less tweet it.
They don't even want you to think it.
They want you to take their narrative and run with it.
And so apparently he did a speech at Stanford University on April 21st.
for permitting disinformation on platforms.
Obama insisted democracy itself is at stake and should the trend continue.
So he wants to stop all of that.
Yeah, he wants their lies and propaganda only.
Trying to put pressure on them.
Elon Musk, I hope he gets Twitter.
It would really change the whole, just everything, if he could get Twitter.
Oh, I hope so.
I really do.
Because for them to take away our First Amendment would be taking away everything.
Without it, you don't have anything.
That's it.
That's all.
Then they will come for everything else.
But the fact that they are even talking about silencing people from what they think and believe, and even what they think.
I mean, even if you allude to it, you know that we're in trouble as a country.
It shouldn't even be something that's even discussed to take away someone's right to speak.
We've got to show something fun now because McConnell, McCarthy, Liz Cheney, Obama.
Oh, yeah.
I can't stand anymore.
Don't show me more pictures of these idiots.
I've got something for you, but I think you already knew about it, but I was able to use my editing skills.
So you're a star over there on OWN, mister, just so you know, and it looks like you were brought up in one of your...
I'm not a star anywhere.
You get in all kinds of trouble.
Constantly.
But this was Good Trouble.
They actually mentioned you in this piece, and I think it's great.
I'm going to show you.
Yeah, somebody sent me that, and I was like...
I said, I was watching O.A.N. and you were on it.
I was like, what are you talking about, man?
How wonderful, though.
No, I think that is so awesome.
Here it is right here.
Okay, so LOL, about three minutes into this video talking about a tweet of cat turds.
Funny.
All right, so check this out.
This was Real America on OWN, One America News Network.
And here is the cat.
Look at this recent tweet.
Somebody pointed out, by the way, that you probably follow on Twitter.
So Joe tweets out, I know that families are struggling with higher prices.
I grew up in a family.
If the prices of gas went up, we felt it.
Let's be absolutely clear about why prices are so high right now.
COVID and Vladimir Putin.
Your friend Cat Turd on Twitter, if you don't know this guy, follow him.
Cat Turd responded and retweeted, And said, this you?
And showed an old tweet of Joe back in 2020 where when Trump was president, he tweeted out, the president needs to stop blaming others and do his job.
That you, Kat?
I was going to save that until the end because we always like to leave on a high note.
He said cat turd like three.
He just likes saying, he's like, cat turd, cat turd.
He just likes saying turd.
This gives me permission to say turd on TV, so I'm going to do it.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, that's good though.
I think that's great.
I think it's great that the mainstream is starting to pick up on some of the stars.
And there's also all kinds of talk about you as well.
I don't know, but there's a huge rumor that you may be running for office.
Have you heard about that?
Jack Posso said that as a joke yesterday and everybody's, he's running!
No, I'm not running for office.
Oh, I don't know.
I think it would be a perfect, perfect fit.
In fact, the memes have already begun.
And of course, Mag and Jim has started to contribute to them and trying to put the pressure on.
You would be fabulous.
You would definitely knock the socks off of Marco Robio.
I mean, he's one of the rhinos we want to get rid of.
God, I just can't do it.
I couldn't run for office.
It's just not me.
I don't know.
I mean, you wouldn't have to be the traditional, you know, candidate, of course, but you would certainly be a great one.
You would do what was right.
It's got to be like Duck Dynasty Congressman.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I can't sit up there and lie and play the game.
Hey, you got to go to this fundraiser.
I ain't fundraising shit today.
I'm going to grill me out some chicken.
Find you in the backyard grilling.
Oh my gosh.
Well, here it is.
Here's the actual tweet.
And of course, Jack Posobiec, he says, Congressman at CatTurd2.
And this is referring to a tweet.
Rumors of a possible new candidate for Congress in the new Florida 4th seat have me ready to clear my schedule to campaign for him.
I'm saying a prayer he decides to jump in and make history.
Hashtag MAGA. Hashtag Patriot.
Okay, so he's doing what I'm doing, Richard Grinnell, which is he's a California resident, as you all know, and he is kind of like in a place in California where, because our elections are stolen the way they are, He's starting to focus on other elections, things and seats that we can win with candidates of our choice to replace some of these rhinos.
And Democrats, depending on the situation, and focusing over there.
Because right now, we have a supermajority blue state, and they're even printing ballots now.
Not only do we have ballot harvesting, not only do we have those machines, the Dominion machines, but you can also print out your ballot from your computer now.
So you're telling me that there's no room for something to happen for your vote not to be counted?
several thousand times depending on which side of the fence you're on you're wrong these are very very real problems that we have here in my state so instead of focusing on this race here i'm focusing on other races across the country and so is richard grinnell apparently or you could just move the hell out of there move to florida then you're really getting involved oh Oh boy, wouldn't that be fun?
Stir it up with a whole bunch of...
We could do this show live and everybody could see what we look like.
I know!
See there, there's that cat.
Beauty and the Beast.
There's that cat causing all kinds of trouble again.
And my phone is still blowing up.
I can see it right now.
I have Truth Social everywhere.
I went from no truth to number 166,379 or whatever the number was to like truth everywhere.
Hey, show that video that dude that does parody and everybody thinks it's real.
Oh, oh my gosh.
What's his name?
The one on your page.
That guy is hilarious.
I was looking at that.
Man, there's two of them that do it now.
And he's acting like he's 2% black.
So it's hilarious.
But he does like pink-haired liberals and goes up there in the streams.
And this is how you have to fight these guys.
Yeah.
If you don't think this is important, you show how absurd these people are by just being more absurd, but showing them how ridiculous they look.
And then you act like you're not even doing it.
You know what I mean?
Everybody thinks this guy's being real.
He DM'd me today.
I bet I could get him on the show if I asked him.
I bet he would come.
We ought to get him on the show.
Oh, I think it would be fantastic.
He's hysterical.
Absolutely.
We need more of this.
We need to show them how we perceive them, how ridiculous they actually are.
You show them how absurd they are by being more absurd, but you're so close to them that it's ridiculous.
You put a mirror up to them, and you're saying what they say.
And it's just, but acting like you're on their side.
I mean, it's a great way to expose the left, and it's brave as hell to go up there to these meetings and do this shit, too.
Oh, I think it's awesome.
I laughed my ass off today when he did this.
It was hilarious.
This is great.
And if you watch the two in the back, okay, so there is a black couple in the back, and the guy is totally cracking up.
And the chick is like, no.
She's furious.
She doesn't think it's funny at all.
She does not see the humor.
So we're going to play this.
This is Cassidy Campbell, and it's also on your Twitter page.
so check out this video.
Hey, what up?
What up, pimp?
So, it's tax season right now.
First of all, I just want to give a shout out to my kids.
It's the only time of the year I ever play my kids.
You feel?
He turned up just a little.
You feel me?
What I was going to say was, so I just got my ancestry DNA test back, and I'm 2% black.
The reason I'm up here today is because y'all are trifling, and we need to honor my homie George Floyd, who now has been sober two years, and this is going to be called the Say His Name Bill, all right?
So, this is my ancestry DNA test, if y'all don't believe me, 2%.
So, first of all, let's take a knee.
To the Pledge of Allegiance of George Floyd, will I recite the pledge.
Everybody take a knee, please.
I pledge allegiance to George Floyd and the Black Lives Matter movement and the causes for which they stand.
One sentence.
I can't breathe with methamphetamine and fentanyl for all.
Let's get into it now.
Nobody took a knee, I see.
I guess y'all are racist.
Y'all was taking a knee back in 2020, though.
Am I the only one still taking knees?
So this is what's finna be on the bill, though, which will be for kindergarten through 12th grade for the month of April.
So first of all, White kids need to hold their breath for eight minutes every day.
White kids have to do the black kids' schoolwork.
White kids have to give black kids their lunch money.
Or else, they'll go to the principal's office.
Everyone will watch George Floyd's sex tape and write an essay on it.
Every Veterans Day we will honor George Floyd as he served as a security guard for the Salvation Army.
Kids can receive bonus points in the classroom if they hold a pregnant woman at gunpoint.
Kids can receive bonus points for using counterfeit $20 bills.
Kids can receive bonus points if they record themselves having a fentanyl overdose and live.
Students should purposely provoke the police because they're racist and try their best to receive police brutality and be celebrated by BLM with a peaceful protest.
Students will be encouraged to do everything possible to get shot by the police and do not comply.
White kids will sit in the back of the bus so that they can live the experience of Rosa Parks.
Black kids will start with a baseline grade on all school work of 80% and white kids will start with 0% in order to end racism.
Students will post a black square on all social media platforms to end racism and spread equality.
Pre-made Molotov cocktails will be for sale in the school store and it will be highly encouraged that they are used on school police cars.
If a white kid acts up in the classroom, the teacher will be called to put a knee on his neck.
If a black kid shoots someone in school, it will be justified and labeled as self-defense because he was bullied no matter what due to skin color and he will be celebrated as a national hero.
Black kids will be issued guns in school for protection against white supremacy.
The N-word will be called a trigger word, which means they will now be allowed to poll it.
Black-on-black crime will be encouraged, as it is in Chicago, in order to end white supremacy in the name of the greatest mayor of all time, Lori Lightfoot.
I love you, Lori.
Bless you.
Can you just pause for one second?
Do we have to allow this to continue?
I'm almost done.
No, I'm sorry, I asked a question to my city attorney.
I would allow this to finish and then we can go on executive session and talk about it.
Yeah, last time I checked, y'all took a knee for George Floyd.
Chick-fil-A will no longer be able to sell, be sold at schools and Popeyes will replace them because Popeyes is nothing without black lives and Chick-fil-A is culturally appropriated chicken.
High-speed police chases will be encouraged, and all students who get in there will be moved up one grade and labeled as an honor student.
Also, if the car you took in the police chase was stolen, you will receive a full-ride scholarship to an HBCU. If the police chase ends in the shootout, you will automatically be given a free doctorate degree, and you will get a highway named after you.
Also, since I'm here, where are my reparations at?
My ancestors were slaves.
They built this country.
And since they my ancestors, I'm a slave by DNA. So where are my reparations at?
I mean, we need to stop this racism.
We need to stop this.
You feel me?
Hey, stop this racism.
Where are my reparations at, bruh?
Hey, take a knee for me, Mayor.
Take a knee like you did in 2020.
Take a knee like you did in 2020.
Come on, y'all.
Shout out to my kids.
Follow me on Instagram, whiteboyent.
Shout out to my kids.
Shout out to my kids one more time.
Last time you're going to see him until next tax season.
All right.
Peace out.
Last time you're going to see him until next tax season.
How great is he?
Okay, so that was Cassidy Campbell, and you can follow him on Twitter at C-C-A-M-P-B-E-L-L-B-A-S-E-D. If you don't think that takes, like, bowling ball-sized balls, I don't know what to mean.
Oh my gosh.
It is so good.
They're like, the guy, stop.
Do we have to keep listening to this by law?
Please tell me.
We'll break the law.
Just make it stop.
That's how stupid y'all sound.
It's true.
Just so you know, that's exactly how y'all sound to us on everything you do.
That's how ridiculously you are.
Golly.
We gotta get him on the podcast.
You definitely have got to hook that up.
I'll ask him this weekend.
Oh yeah.
I mean, it's gotta happen.
The guy is fantastic and you can only imagine what that room was like.
But he plays a lot of characters.
Sometimes he dresses up like a pink haired liberal and he's screaming and talking about trans and especially he does transgender rights.
It's hilarious.
Oh my gosh.
He's definitely got some serious talent and a lot of other things to get up there and do what he did.
I'm still just completely reeling about the whole thing with CNN. I just think it is like the greatest news ever.
And especially here in Hollywood, because, you know, we have the full-blown headquarters here.
So there were all kinds of billboards everywhere, all over my town.
I mean, that's just what it was.
CNN Plus.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I'm...
God.
Oh, yeah.
So Tucker, you know, Chris Wallace left because Tucker is evil and I'm not going to be on there because I'm a big lib and I'm not going to listen to Tucker.
And so he left to go over there.
Oh, mums, now mums, he's got to learn how to code.
I saw you put that in there.
Oh my gosh, it's just funny.
Anyway, so the ticker, the tape, the little ticker thing that goes underneath while Tucker was talking about it last night.
Oh, God.
He didn't even call him Chris Wallace.
He said, Mike Wallace's son loses his job after six weeks under the thing.
He called it by his dad's name.
Said his son didn't last six weeks.
Oh, that is so funny.
And it's like nobody wanted to tune in to pay to see Chris Wallace.
It just kept going underneath.
He was getting him back.
Not many people noticed it, but I was laughing so hard when I watched that this morning.
Well, it is so funny to watch it happen, especially here.
This is an example in my neighborhood.
I was on my way home from work late last night, and here's just one of the billboards, right?
And I just couldn't help but take a picture of it, because it's all over Hollywood.
CNN Plus, and here they are.
All of them.
They can't even last longer than their billboard.
They're gone.
The billboard's still got two weeks left in the pavement.
Oh my gosh, this is great.
And it's so funny, three-hour tour, Jackie, who you know quite well, she did a fantastic little video just to celebrate that, because it is Friday, and we can kind of act out on this show a little bit.
Look who we got here.
Pip-Turd, Mumsy, and Larry the Liberals.
I don't want to see you.
Culpeper Nonsense Network.
I just noticed that.
I named that dude Mumsy Culpeper and it stuck like glue.
Bye, bye, bye.
Yes, you did.
You named Mumsy Culpepper, and that is the best name ever.
It's so crazy that I named him Mumsy Culpepper, and it went number one, like, all day, and number one trend on Twitter.
And then you can, it changed his name forever.
You can Google Mumsy Culpepper, a fictional name I made up, and his face comes up a thousand times on Google.
God, I bet that pisses him off.
You know he has to know.
Oh, of course he knows.
Of course he knows.
I mean, I'm sorry, but whenever you do something over there, like I said, it travels.
I mean, it travels.
It travels everywhere.
I just put in Mumsy Culpepper, just so you know.
I just typed it in here.
Okay, so Mumsy Culpepper on Twitter.
And of course, you're at the very top here.
Catcher on Twitter.
And then you've got image.
I mean, they've got all this news.
Mumsy.
Look, there he is.
Mumsy.
Look, he's everywhere.
See all the pictures of him?
You've got him in a snow globe over here, right, with hip turd.
And it's Jackie again.
Oh, Jackie struck again on this particular one.
So not only did she just play, not only did she do the last video that I just played, Bye Bye Bye, but she also did this one too.
Oh my gosh, serious talent.
So whenever you show up, okay, here you go, Mumsy.
I mean, Jackie again.
Good God.
Oh, Mumsy Culpepper.
Think about that.
He made this big deal about leaving Fox to greener pastures.
And they lost like, they say $300 million, but they were saying last night on a show I watched, it was actually they lost a half a billion dollars on this in a month.
So, $500 million they invested.
They got all this talent.
They got all these shows.
Who wants to listen?
Nobody's going to pay to listen to that crap.
No.
The only reason...
Have you ever seen their ratings during the day?
I mean, during night primetime?
I mean, they're horrible.
They're like...
Fox News has four times the viewership.
Even MSNBC doubles their viewership.
And they think...
The only reason they had all that viewership is because they make them play them in airports.
And you saw all these airports around the world, around the United States, playing that stuff 24-7.
It's going to give them a little bit of ratings.
And doctor's offices.
Yeah.
I mean, it was everywhere.
Seriously, I mean, that's just, that's what they did.
And just so everyone knows, if you want to check out the clip, because I see a lot of people want to see that Cassidy Campbell clip and where to find it, just go over to at CatTurt2's page on Twitter.
He has got it up there.
And it is really funny.
Just scroll a little bit down.
I couldn't quit laughing.
I couldn't either.
This is so funny.
When he started off, he said, you know, George Phil, he's celebrating two years of sobriety this year.
Did you hear him say that?
I was like, man, this guy's got big balls.
Oh, I mean, every single line, when you really listen to that whole thing, he's just fantastic, and it's what we need right now.
You get extra credit if you point a gun at a pregnant girl's womb.
I mean, yeah.
That's how absurd it is to worship this guy.
Everything he was saying, man, this guy was a hardcore criminal.
But see, that is effective.
That is what is going to win.
That's what helped us win in 2016 when we voted for President Trump.
This is why they want to shut us down on social media.
It's the same thing.
I mean, look at this.
Mumsy Culpepper found during Biden's colonoscopy, okay?
People are like, you know, find your own thing like this guy does.
I mean, if you have some kind of talent, and if you want to become the first to do something and really get a big account and get like national exposure, you have to somehow be original.
You can't just like, you know, the worst thing you can do is you get on these social media and you do these trains, you know, and trains are like followers, you, you, you, you are a follower.
So now you're going to have 30,000 followers and you still get two likes.
And when you say something, I mean, what good is a page that has trains all the way down it when you scroll up?
Nobody's going to care what you've got to say.
You're there to have a voice.
So there's, I mean, people, the people that break out is, is they just, you know, like that guy, like Defiant L's, you know, he just posts L's, lives a TikTok, just posts lives a TikTok.
This guy, the other guy that does it, that Alex or whatever his name is.
That does the funny raps and stuff.
Yeah.
So, you know, just be original.
There's so many people that are like, retweet this, retweet, retweet this.
Will you please retweet me?
Will you please retweet me?
Will you please give me a shout out?
Will you please retweet me?
I don't need to retweet you for you to have a big account.
You know, I do like to retweet as many people as possible.
I'm not acting like a snottealer at all.
I'm just like, you're going to be better off.
One retweet from me or one retweet from anybody, even President Trump's not going to make your account.
That's right.
So you just, you know, be original and figure out something that's funny like that and just, you know, try to drive it home and then you'll make it if you're talented.
And you're unique.
I mean, you'll get there.
Believe me, man.
This guy, he caught my eye.
And I'm just like, I saw that day.
I laughed all the way through it.
Oh, it's just great.
It's hilarious.
It really is.
It's really, really great.
He's very good and he's very effective at what he does.
And we're all good at something.
I mean, whether it's tweeting or whether it's writing or whether it's making memes or whether it's making videos or whether it's doing certain things, comparing accounts or doing the research, what have you.
Everybody's good at something else.
And you don't have to be a wonderful writer to actually make it on social media.
But just to be effective is all that you want to do.
Use your voice, though.
I would say your Twitter account should be 80% of just your tweets or comments to tweets and 20% retweeting everybody else.
I retweet people.
It's important to retweet people.
But if anything happens and you do get one tweet that's going viral and you get 20,000 likes or something, the first thing they're going to do is go to your page.
And they go to your page and they scroll down five sections and all you do is retweet everybody all day.
They're never going to come back.
So it doesn't matter.
Don't be scared to just say it the way you want to say it.
Tweet it, and then just keep tweeting.
And that's the main thing I tell people.
Just keep tweeting.
Be your own stuff.
Just whatever it is.
Just say it.
That's right.
But there are people that do different things, too.
I mean, I am not the world's greatest writer, but I feel like I can communicate well, so I do that.
You're like an incredible writer.
Everybody goes cat turds page when they wake up in the morning, especially now that Donald Trump isn't tweeting.
And you're like the next person next to Donald Trump that I would always go and visit to see.
What is your take on this stuff?
And like this.
I mean, look at this.
This is just too funny.
I mean, look at some of these memes.
I mean, they're just so effective, right?
Yeah, and by the way, that's El Donald.
That's...
Vince Langman.
Eldonado Trumpo.
That's his meme, by the way.
Originally.
They're just so funny.
I mean, you can just keep going.
You've got Edward, too.
Edward, I've retweeted him a couple of times.
Well, not retweeted.
Yeah, this guy's really funny.
Oh, Edward Russell.
Hey, be funny and original.
And that's how I kind of got noticed, too.
I picked a few accounts that I would go to.
And if you retweet, if you go to my replies and you're there all the time, I'm going to eventually read your stuff and so will these big blue check marks.
Yes.
So, you know, you go under there, you try to get their attention.
If you can get them to retweet you two or three or four or five times or six, and then it just starts snowballing.
It's really cool.
One quick thing.
I just want to give a shout out to Seraf over there on Rumble.
Just gave us a donation to our show.
Wow!
We're getting donations this week.
This is really great.
Thank you so much.
He says, Love Jewels and Cat Turd.
Best show.
And he's saluting our 6,000 followers.
And I'm really excited about it.
I really feel like this show is so much fun.
I'm having an absolute blast.
Oh, me too.
It's fun.
I know.
We do it for free.
We're not getting paid to do this stuff.
And we just have fun every single day.
And it's taking the news as it is and breaking it on the show and trying to figure out what in the world is going on next.
Because, you know, nothing is beneath the liberals and nothing is beneath the Republican rhinos either.
So every day we just try to, you know, make some sense of nonsense.
We don't have any sponsors.
We don't have any sponsors.
So we say, what the hell we want?
What are they going to do?
Exactly.
Take our zero money and make us pay them something.
I know.
I mean, but we have a great time and we enjoy it so much hanging out with you for the hour every single day, Monday through Friday at 3 o'clock p.m.
Eastern Time.
Anyway, I hope everyone has a wonderful, wonderful weekend.
Goodness, it's Friday already.
Cat made own, by the way, in case you didn't miss that segment.
He is a famous cat.
He's all over the place.
I'm really not famous at all.
Well, everybody knows who it catches.
I can't even score a blue checkmark, for God's sakes.
Well, that's Twitter, though.
I mean, really.
That's what Twitter does.
It'd just ruin my street cred.
Yeah, I think it would.
I really do.
I think they're shocked that you haven't gotten a blue checkmark.
It's really odd.
They just take my followers.
I barely grow anymore.
They just take my followers as fast as I can get them.
If I get $2,000 in one day, they'll take $2,000 the next day.
Constantly.
Well, and not only that, it's not just that you only have a Twitter account either.
I mean, you're a writer.
I mean, you have books that you have sold.
You have all kinds of things that you're involved in, the podcast, everything else.
And still, no blue checkmark for you.
I know.
And that's why you have multiple people that are impersonating you and why you have so many issues with that.
They hate my guts, man.
They hate me.
They're gonna get rid of me one day.
Oh, I don't know.
I really don't think so.
I think you're going to see a big change over there in Twitter.
The conversation has definitely started with the powers that be that hold the purse strings and held a lot of power.
So I think you're going to see something happen.
Even if our lame leaders won't do anything about it, you've got people like Elon Musk that are having the conversation, corporate people that are talking about this.
In fact, somebody from Shark Tank even said, Mr.
Marvelous, is that his name, said that he would also throw his hat into the ring and help Elon Musk secure some funding if he needed to.
So that was good.
So it's being talked about.
It's glaringly obvious that there is a problem.
But anyway, I hope everybody has a wonderful weekend.
Thank you for all of you that help us behind the scenes and thank you for your donations this week.
And thanks also for liking, sharing, subscribing, and hitting the notification button so you know when we go live.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later!
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