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No Board for Elon - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 4/11/2022 - Ep. 59
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Today is Monday, April 11th, 2022, episode number 59.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat Turd.
How are you?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's up, everybody?
Wow.
Another wild weekend for sure.
And only to come to find out this morning, you let me know what's going on with Juanita Broderick.
My gosh.
Awful.
The latest to fall victim to Twitter and their ridiculousness.
So today's name of the show is No Board for Elon.
Hopefully that means that he's about to really stir things up and go ahead and buy Twitter out.
That's what I think most people are rooting for.
Yeah, just buy them out and then buy 51% and then when you get it, just spread them to the wind and then do your own totally different social media platform.
Oh, I'd laugh my ass off.
Wouldn't that be great?
Just read it.
Yeah, just get rid of it entirely.
I mean, he's honestly talking about all the different things that he's noticed that's gone wrong with Twitter ever since.
The crazies over there, like the millennials were nuts, right?
The 18-year-olds started just kicking anybody out that didn't agree with their opinion, right?
I mean, all of a sudden you had all these suspensions and it's like, I don't know, millennials have gone mad.
Yeah.
The funniest thing he did, I mean, he's sitting there, he bought the number one shareholder of the company, and he's sitting there just dogging them out.
Because he went over there and checked it out.
And it's a joke.
It's even worse than he thought, I think.
The funniest thing he did is, hey, can we just turn Twitter headquarters in San Francisco into a homeless shelter since nobody comes to work anyway?
And he's serious.
Yeah, he's serious.
They don't even go to work.
They get these jobs.
It's all who knows.
It's all little rich kids, little woke rich kids.
They have no business experience.
They've never ran anything.
This is not running a construction company where if a bridge falls down, 150,000 people die and stuff like that.
Or, you know, if you're an electrician, you can burn down a house if you make a mistake.
There's no risk.
It has to be the easiest business to run in the world.
I mean, anybody with any common sense could do it blindfolded.
I think you would be perfect to run Twitter.
Or, you know, of course, Truth or Getter or any of the other things.
I mean, you know exactly what makes them tick and what makes them function and what makes the conversation entertaining.
I think you may be up.
I think I'm going to just get my own called Dare.
And then, you know, I'll get in a battle with Truth.
It'll be like, Truth or Dare?
Which one do you want to get?
That's a good idea.
Why not?
So no, he really did say that.
Entrepreneur Elon Musk said over the weekend that he is seriously considering Twitter's headquarters, turning Twitter's headquarters into a homeless shelter because so many people work remotely.
And why not?
My gosh, when you look at the homeless situation we have here in California.
He didn't say remotely.
He said, since nobody shows up to work anyways, there's no sense in anybody working remotely right now.
They're just lazy.
Right, exactly.
And he says, I'm serious about this one, by the way, he has got everybody over there completely shook because they have been able to just run wild.
He's got them back on their heels, don't he?
Yes, he does.
Because they've never had an adult come in the room and even look at the place and say, this is a joke.
I mean, it's just been an elementary school.
It's a kindergarten class when the teacher steps out.
That's exactly what it is.
I mean, look at the way they act.
You have Juanita Broderick who got...
Banned, you know, permanently, of course, for saying that the vaccines don't work, I believe, and they affect your DNA or something.
Right.
And then you got Bette Midler, you know, around the same age.
Just think about Sweet, one of the nicest people you ever want to meet.
We've had her on the podcast.
I was emailing her back and forth today.
And think about Bette Midler, who spews nothing but vile hate.
Right.
All the time.
And, of course, she can say anything she wants.
But, you know, everybody's conservative.
They gotta walk around on eggshells.
They're still gonna get you.
They're still gonna get you no matter what.
They have a certain vision and a certain message that they want out there, and they're gonna do everything that they can to make sure that that is the only thing that you hear.
In fact, Juanita was not the only one that had a problem with Twitter over the weekend.
They also had Jack Posobiec, who was temporarily locked out of his Twitter for calling Disney groomers.
This is being reported by Election Wizard.
Can't call groomers groomers.
Sure, no, especially when you have over here, look, under what's happening, Disney Plus.
All the people that called us traitors, Nazis, white supremacists, and domestic terrorists might get mad if you call a groomer groomer.
That's right.
It's going to really, really upset them.
And especially when they're paying big bucks to make sure that they have a squeaky clean reputation here.
I mean, look at this.
Disney Plus celebrating Earth Month promoted by Disney.
Okay, that sounds really familiar.
Kind of like the vaccine.
Remember when we kept hearing that over and over again?
Pfizer, Pfizer, Pfizer brought to you by Pfizer.
That video is incredibly powerful as a result because that's what they do.
They pay big bucks for this stuff.
For their messaging.
And then they're protected for it.
Yeah.
We'll advertise.
We'll throw $5 million of advertised to Twitter, but I want all these people calling us groomers suspended.
It's as easy as that.
That's right.
And you can't even get anything trending anymore.
It's all paid trends.
A trend is a trend.
A trend shouldn't be some paid advertisement.
That's it, too.
I mean, it should be all natural, 100% algorithm-free, and whatever gets $30,000 beats the one that gets $28,000, and it just goes down the line.
It's true.
It's not like that anymore.
No, no.
It's all paid.
It's all paid for.
It's all propaganda because it's allowed and that's what's expected.
And so here you have him writing it out.
Disney groomer, Disney groomer.
A whole bunch of times.
This was on the 10th yesterday.
So once he was let back in, he definitely took advantage of the opportunity, which is good.
He should, rightfully so.
Prove us that they're not.
They've got enough cases in court right now to say that they've got a problem in Disney.
And why aren't they speaking out about it?
We've got a real big problem.
All of these people do.
That's the thing.
So I think this is...
Yeah, their stock.
Their stock's going down.
Thank goodness.
As it should.
As it should.
And that's the message, unfortunately, that they will understand, is when the American people...
And the people that can actually afford to buy their product go to their theme parks and watch their movies and all of that stuff, which is the middle class, which they're trying to get rid of completely.
When they start to turn their backs and say, no, we're not going to do that.
We're going to go somewhere else this weekend.
Maybe we'll go to the zoo.
Maybe we'll go for a family walk at the park.
It's free.
We'll just have family time or do something completely different together.
And then it changes.
And you have to commit yourself.
I don't care how much you love Disney.
I mean, this is not much to ask.
When they're going out there, the CEO, Disney's going out there, talking about they're going to have everything transgender, like 70% within two or three years.
I mean, why are you taking your kids there?
That's it.
I mean, really.
I mean, people stormed the beaches of Normandy with a 26 second.
26-second life expectancy.
At least you can do is not go to Disney and go to Six Flags or something.
Well, let's face it.
Seriously.
Well, Disney has changed just like the Democrat Party has changed, right?
They're two of the same now.
The Disney that we're seeing today is not the Disney that I grew up on, not the Disney that you grew up on.
Same thing with the Democrat Party.
They've been totally taken over by communists that are going to do things their way.
And they're going to run us all down and into the ground with their stuff, with their propaganda and their division and their hatred and all of those things.
They're using their platforms to do that.
They're trying to completely change the world this way.
I mean, ever wonder why Disney Plus is sitting there saying, celebrating Earth Month?
Okay.
Yeah.
So they're reaching out to all of that.
Okay, great.
No, this is not the same thing.
We're not...
It's Earth Month.
Right.
It's Moon Month next month, and then it's Saturn Month, and then it's this month.
It's International.
Well, aren't you being exclusive?
Do your pronouns day.
Aren't you excluding people?
I mean, aren't you excluding Saturn and Pluto and Mars?
Especially Uranus.
Especially Uranus.
I'm excluding Uranus.
I don't care how old you got, the Uranus jokes never get old.
Good one, Kat.
Yeah, spot on.
You definitely didn't miss that one.
Oh my gosh.
So yeah, I mean, but this is where we are now.
This is a completely different world, and we are being run down, mowed over by all of this stuff, all this fake, woke nonsense.
People are sick of it.
They've reached too far.
I'm telling you, there's not any Democrats winning anything on national or local elections anywhere.
California, New York.
Republicans are winning everything right now.
They're not winning anything.
I'm telling you, the guy, when the guy won in Virginia, Yunkin, that was a surprise.
But up in New Jersey, that guy was supposed to win by 18 points, and he was down until they, of course, counted mail in boats, and he squeaked by with half a percentage win.
But that guy almost lost.
It is true.
18 points ahead and still almost lost.
And in New Jersey, you know they cheat like hell there.
Oh, they absolutely do.
See, that's the thing, is that they don't want us to change what's happening here because they have it totally rigged.
They know exactly where they need to win, and they don't want to change it.
And when you talk about California, California led the way.
It was our idea with this whole male voter harvesting, right?
I mean, this is where it started.
You have a state that Reagan came out of, right?
It was completely red.
California, believe it or not, was a conservative state at one time.
And you even had in 1996 the Republican National Convention in San Diego.
This was a very conservative state until they started cheating and taking over and doing whatever it is they wanted.
California is turning into a bunch of millionaires and they're servants.
There's no middle class.
They're like, we just want everybody that's worth five million to a billion, and then we've got to let enough people in to be our servants, and then no middle class.
I mean, that's what they're striving for, apparently, because nobody can afford it.
That's absolutely it.
Speaking of elections, I cannot wait to hear your take on the latest and greatest.
I noticed that Laverne Spicer, who we've had on the show before, she's talking about it too.
People who are not backing Dr.
Oz in Pennsylvania, there's an actual MAGA lady running for office.
She's a black female and the last person the Democrats want to run against.
Her name is Kathy Fertruth and she is polling right behind Dr.
Oz.
Retweet this.
She won the straw poll by a mile too.
Yes.
Get her 50,000 followers.
So what's up with President Trump endorsing Oz?
I mean, there's a lot of issues there, Cat Turd.
It's a problem.
I mean, you know, I love Trump and I'll go to bat for Trump anywhere, anytime, anywhere for what he's done for this country and the hell he's got pulled through.
We owe him a great debt, but he's got one weakness and that's picking personnel and it's just true.
I mean, endorse Romney, Rona.
I mean, put in Sessions, Barr, Ray.
I mean, it's just the personnel.
Just put, yeah.
Graham crackers.
Yeah, supporting Graham crackers.
I mean, you know, and I understand why he does it sometimes because he's just like, well, we got to get the Republican votes because the Democrats have the gavel.
We're screwed.
I can overcome one bad Republican.
I understand his thinking on it.
But them days are over now.
It's just like, we've had it with the Mitt Romneys.
Look at the Liz Cheneys.
What does it do?
It gives them a Republican so they can say it's a bipartisan bill when you put people in like that.
They're like, this is a bipartisan January 6th committee because we've got a few defectors going over there.
And then that, I mean, it kills us.
They kill us worse than Democrats.
Oh, definitely they do.
And Oz, Dr.
Oz, he's anti-gun.
He's been, he has been, I mean, he has shows supporting transgender surgeries for kids.
That's right.
Can't get around it.
You know, he's got a show.
He's got a record.
Do you know exactly who they are?
I just don't get it.
I noticed that you did a poll.
Do you support Dr.
Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race?
I clicked no.
Of course...
Let's see.
They won't let me see it because I'm suspended.
But anyway, that's what happens when you have no rights.
Time out indefinitely.
You can't see Twitter because you like Trump.
I know, so you'll have to report the findings to us.
That's why them babies, they had an adult come in there.
They're little children.
And they're throwing a fit.
They're saying, well, he didn't do a back...
They're trying to make it like he didn't pass a background check.
Who in the hell needs a background check to work at Twitter?
That ridiculous.
He's sitting back there smoking weed and trying to algorithm everybody.
What do you think you're working for, Boeing?
It's crazy.
It's ridiculous.
I mean, it really is.
Background check to work at Twitter.
Right?
I mean, come on.
So they're just a total dumpster fire.
I mean, that's just what they are.
There's no question.
I mean, everybody, I think if it's not resolved, I think most people can see through what's going on here.
I've been surprised at a lot of the polls I've been seeing lately.
And some of them, you know, when you get a sample of 180, 100, 200,000, 50,000.
That's a pretty good sample.
When they do polls, the other people do polls.
Of course, it's Twitter.
I understand all that.
But when they do the polls, you know, they poll 800 people and say, he's got a 10-point lead.
So, I mean, it's a pretty good poll.
I know Matt Walsh ran one yesterday.
Who would you rather have as a 2024 Republican, Trump, or DeSantis?
And it had almost 200,000.
I know.
DeSantis won it 70%, I think, didn't he?
Did you see that one?
Well, I sure did see it, and I saw it, and I thought, my goodness sakes, if Trump doesn't really get it together and start really cracking down on these rhinos, I mean, look at this.
It's the pigs.
It's the pigs.
You cannot pick.
I ain't worried about Dr.
Oz, to be honest with you.
And then Robbie Starbuck, he's got one of the biggest Trump supporters that have said they're supporting him time and time and time and time again.
And then he went with a rhino there, too, and wouldn't support the biggest.
I mean, you've got to support your people.
That's it.
And put them in places where they can actually help you.
That's the thing.
I mean, there are plenty of qualified people that could serve well in the next administration.
You have to know who they are.
You have to gut these CIA, FBI. All these places have to be gutted.
I mean, you cannot pick somebody.
It's just like, okay, they went from Mueller to Mueller's best friend, Comey, and so he has Comey, fires Comey, hires his best friend and right-hand man, Christopher Wray.
You tell me that makes any sense.
You cannot do that.
You have to go outside.
All them little buddies that's been there working together, these guys are friends.
They know each other's families.
They have dinner together.
They've been working together their whole life since they've been 25, 30 years old, and now they're in their 60s and 50s.
I mean, you've got to get rid of that group.
You have to bring in totally new people and people that are dedicated to the law.
I don't want anything to favor Republicans either.
I just want it to be fair.
So, you know, real justice is all I'm asking for.
So you've got to gut these institutions.
We don't have time for four more years and say, okay, well, I'm firing Ray.
Who's his third down?
And hire him.
You cannot do that anymore.
He's got to stop doing that.
And that's one reason people are turning to DeSantis right now.
It's that one thing.
And he'll get it right.
He always does.
But you can't do that.
I need a commitment.
I need a commitment.
If we don't straighten out this Justice Department, we have nothing.
Seriously, we don't have a rule of law right now.
I mean, we've got the FBI up there framing people in the Whitmer case.
They threw that sucker out.
Boy, wasn't that something else.
I know.
You have to go through with the people.
It's obvious.
It's obvious.
They framed them.
I am so glad that you're bringing that up because it's so true.
Where is the law and order?
That is what makes this country great.
And when you see what's going on right now, when you see how they're treating January 6th prisoners, when you see how they did this whole fraud committee, all right, with Rhino, Liz Cheney, and you've got people, and her and Kinzinger, those two.
I mean, seriously, they're not even on the people's side, we the people, that elected them into office.
And Neither one of them is going to have a job in six months.
They're absolutely not.
They're gone.
You've got all of these other people that are supporting and backing Cheney.
You've got McConnell, Mitt Romney, and Paul Ryan are all working to make sure, to ensure she keeps her seat.
Which means they get to keep theirs.
Believe me, the deal has been made.
We have to work like crazy.
I've said on this show several times...
She's going to lose her primary by 40 points.
I can't wait, because I am totally supporting her candidate.
She's got millions, though, that they've gotten over there to her.
It doesn't matter, I don't think.
Well, I hope as long as they don't cheat, right?
Because it doesn't matter what we do if they cheat.
She has $6.8 million on hand.
I don't see a lot of Wyoming cheating going on.
Is this Wyoming?
But think about this.
I mean, they have raised a $2.94 million in quarter one of 2022, bringing her total haul for the cycle to more than $10 million.
With four months left to go in the primary campaign, Cheney has $6.8 million on hand.
You got a sound of a toilet flushing with money in it?
That's what it is.
We should get one.
I wish we did.
We don't.
After my whole system crashed, I'm still having trouble with some of my stuff coming back.
Your money plus toilet equals flush.
I need a flush.
I need a flush.
You think that's coming from people in Wyoming saying $10, $15?
Of course, isn't it?
She probably don't have $100 from the people in her district.
It's coming from all these people that she supports.
The war.
I mean, guarantee you, six million of that comes from the war machine.
So it's just a joke.
You think McConnell and Mitt Romney's got any clout?
They ain't got any clout.
Our party hates their guts.
Completely.
Completely.
We just have to make sure that the cheating doesn't occur.
Because if it does, it's not going to matter.
It's not going to matter at all.
So this is actually from the Raw story.
Trump gloats as his chosen candidate takes lead in North Carolina primary race.
As long as they're vetted and they're good and they're good for this country and they're constitutionalist, great.
Get behind them.
But apparently it's already started to happen here.
And it's showing that Bud has a 17-point lead, which represents a big turnaround from polls in late February, showing him 11 points behind former Governor Pat McCrory, who comes after the Super PAC club for growth-dumped $15 million into his campaign.
That's what I'm telling you.
That's how Liz Cheney's getting it.
That's it.
It should come from the people.
I'm telling you.
Wyoming, I mean, they don't have like Detroit or Broward County, Wyoming.
I mean, seriously.
They're going to do the right thing.
I mean, name five cities in Wyoming.
Go.
I know.
Gosh.
Never been there.
I don't even...
Blah.
Blah.
You go.
Your turn.
I think Cheyenne's one.
Oh, Cheyenne is one.
Yeah.
That's all I know.
I'm done after that.
Green River.
Let me see.
I don't know.
You can't look it up, Cat Turd.
I'm not looking it up.
But you're absolutely right.
And I think that this is a big deal.
They're just going to waste a lot of money.
I know that people are going to show up and vote, but we do have to definitely fix the elections.
And I think there was a lot of talk over the weekend, and especially with what Dinesh D'Souza is doing with him showing what he's showing on his new movie that's out.
There's a lot of information on what they did.
I mean, this is a big deal.
And I'm excited to see this whole thing.
So Engelbrecht and Phillips on Charlie Kirk's show on the 2020 fraud and 2000 mules.
This was really great.
Cross-state ballot traffickers ID'd Brian Kemp implicated 1,155 ballot traffickers in Pennsylvania.
They actually have footage of all of this stuff.
Oh, yeah.
It's all on camera.
Yeah.
I mean, this isn't a conspiracy theory.
It's on camera, every single one of them.
It's obvious.
I mean, you just look at it.
Goodness sakes.
And this is the whole thing.
So when they try to gag us, give us a gag order and say we can't talk about election fraud when we have proof of it, and when we can't talk about COVID when we have proof that the masks don't work, I mean, let's face it, and the jabs don't work because everybody ends up with COVID, okay, after they've gotten the jab.
Wait, the fourth one's gonna work.
Oh, please.
Because, you know, four vaccines in one year.
Isn't this the craziest thing?
I have, you know, if we're moving into that, if we're going into that arena, I've got some stuff.
Here's Fauci talking about the flu.
Check it out.
But we have to hear him.
But she's had the flu for 14 days.
Should she get a flu shot?
Well, no.
If she got the flu for 14 days, she's as protected as anybody can be because the best vaccination is to get infected yourself.
And she should not get it?
- If she really has the flu, if she really has the flu, she definitely doesn't need a flu vaccine.
If she really has the flu.
- She should not get it again.
- No, she doesn't need it because it's the most potent vaccination - How many times do you have to say it, dummy?
- Getting infected yourself.
- Isn't he ridiculous?
I mean, big, big change, right?
I mean, this is the whole thing.
So Fauci's already talking about the fact that we may need to start wearing masks again.
Not funny.
Here we are right around the midterms, right?
You see the masters?
It's like huge galleries, shoulder to shoulder, 40 people deep, thousands and thousands, not one mask.
Gosh.
Is there going to be, is everybody going to die?
No.
It's just so ridiculous at this point.
I mean, I don't know how anybody's buying into this crap anymore.
I definitely don't understand how they're buying into it all.
But you know what?
This was a big money-making business.
Not only that, they were able to steal an election as a result.
Especially when you give four vaccines, you quadruple in one year.
You quadruple that vaccine by giving four in a year.
I mean, it's just, think about what they gained out of COVID. Think about what happened in the presidential election, but not only there.
Think about how they were able to secure the House, the Senate, I mean, the White House presidency.
Well, they got their ass killed in the House.
They were up like...
40 seats or something.
Now they're up like six.
I mean, they got destroyed in the house.
Right.
I mean, they have the majority.
That's the whole thing.
But that's what COVID was able to do.
People in these mail-in ballots, they were able to steal these seats.
And look at what happened in Georgia.
It was a big deal when you had Loeffler and Purdue.
That was a big deal.
So we lost those races as a result of what happened in 2020.
This all had a real damaging effect on all of us.
I mean, here is Dr.
Death.
He reappears.
Fauci says U.S. likely to see fall COVID-19 surge.
Okay, never miss an opportunity to get everybody back on lockdown.
There it is, the midterm, the midterm variant.
That's it.
Have you ever heard in your life of a flu that hits in the fall or in the summer?
Seriously, never in my life.
Is it like, okay, it's September, it's flu season.
No, it's not.
So ridiculous.
Anytime they want to do something or mail in ballot or anything they want to do something like that, they're going to use COVID. But I'm telling you, people have turned him off.
Like, you think anybody cares what Dr.
Fauci says?
He's literally a cartoon character joke.
A punchline that can only go on MSNBC and ABC and CNN and all the fake news networks.
Nobody else will have him.
No one.
No.
And he definitely loves the spotlight.
Well, let's see how...
He's 80-something.
Go away.
It's true.
And all of them.
Here it is.
COVID-19 outbreak hits DC elites.
You have 72 high-profile personalities.
All Democrats, by the way.
Test positive.
All Democrats.
Sure.
They're ready to lock you down.
They're all a bunch of liars.
They certainly are.
Interesting when Piglosi was supposed to make a trip to Taiwan, but all of a sudden she, and they said, no, do not come here.
All of a sudden she comes down with COVID. I'm not saying.
I don't believe any of them have COVID. They're just trying to drive the narrative.
Look, we're all going to say we got COVID and everybody's going to get in a panic again.
We got to do them mill and bouts because we're going to get killed in the election.
That's all it is.
That's what it is.
Absolutely it is.
They're going to drive this home so hard in the fall that there's a new variant or whatever.
They're going to have to do a new variant because Omicron basically made everybody immune.
They got it.
That's it.
So they're going to have to come up with something.
They're going to turn on the full court press in like one day and they're going to do everything they can to get people not to vote and try to do mail-in ballots all over the country.
Well, that's how they won, and that's the thing.
It doesn't matter what we do if they're able to steal these elections, and we have to get that under control.
This is a new one out from the Gateway Pundit, Marines Against Vaccines.
U.S. Marines speak out about Biden's vaccine mandates, which are forced upon our good soldiers.
It's an outstanding video.
I will drop it into the chat so everybody can see it, but people are truly speaking out about this stuff because You know what?
This whole thing has gone right, left, center, flip, flop with Fauci and all the rest of them.
And they're absolutely taking advantage of this whole thing.
Like I said, this is all heating up now because you've got midterms right around the corner.
It's a bad thing.
I mean...
There's going to be an outbreak this fall.
How do you know?
That's the most ridiculous thing.
There's no way to predict that unless you want it because of the midterms.
That's it.
You can't say, we're predicting in four months there's going to be a deadly outbreak.
That's the dumbest thing.
You're a liar.
You don't know.
My gosh.
You can't predict a virus like that.
They didn't even want you to know what was in it.
Okay, let me see.
September the 8th.
Here it comes.
It's going to be September the 8th this year.
Mark the calendars.
Here comes the virus.
Right.
And they didn't want you to know what was in it, in the actual vaccine.
They didn't want you to know any of the information.
They didn't want you to know any of the side effects that you could possibly have.
No, they were experimenting the entire time.
And they're going to tell you later.
You don't give a damn.
No.
He don't care if you lost your job forever.
He don't care if you can feed your family.
He don't care if you die.
He does not care.
This guy's evil.
He's got dead eyes.
He's just one of those guys.
He thinks he's smarter than everybody else.
He'll lie to your face.
I mean, he's evil.
I mean, if it was a fair world, he'd be arrested.
Jeez.
So here they start.
This is out too.
Biden's COVID czar says extension of the federal mask mandate on airplanes is absolutely on the table.
We've got to start inserting the fear into the people again because we need to reel them back in.
We've got an election that we've got to win.
We've got to hang on to those seats.
We've got to continue this whole regime.
The only way we can do that is if we win these seats.
They all know it.
Unbelievable.
I know.
It'll make you absolutely crazy.
Watch any sporting event and then go on a plane and have to wear a mask.
And then the stewardess and the people in the airport, they had like their prison guards in Guatemala.
Oh my gosh.
They do.
They have a power all of a sudden.
This is their job, right?
And I'll tell you, I don't care if I never fly again.
If I have to drive everywhere I have to go, you know what?
It's worth it.
I'm not going to wear a mask.
I'm not going to wear a mask.
You can take your mask.
You can't give some people any kind of power.
Mm-mm.
I mean anything.
No.
You can't let them be in charge of two people.
There's just some people that cannot take it.
They don't know how to humbly be a boss or be in charge or how to communicate.
I'm power.
I'm better.
It's just crazy.
It just pumps them full of this weird thing.
You just cannot give some people power.
Well, and that's the thing.
When you say that we have got to completely dismantle the FBI, the CIA, the Justice Department, the State Department, all of that stuff, you're absolutely right, because this is a perfect example of what happens when the FBI gets involved in something.
Okay, this is a complete and total setup.
Of course it was.
Yes, the Michigan...
The FBI... Yeah, let's make this clear.
The FBI under Christopher Wray They did more to affect this election.
They cheated in this election.
They tried to make it look like Trump supporters were kidnapping the governor.
This is treason.
Straight up and down treason.
Period.
End of story.
They're talking about Russia disinformation or Russia election interference.
You can't get any more election interference than this.
They faked and set up...
A kidnapping plot to make Trump look bad right before the election.
Sure.
They need to be in handcuffs.
Every single one of them need to be in jail for the rest of their lives.
Unbelievable.
I mean, understand, this is one of the things that Biden ran on, okay?
So check this out.
You saw what happened today.
The FBI arrested a group of militiamen who had a plan to go in and to kidnap him.
Good afternoon.
Earlier today, Attorney General Dana Nessel was joined by officials from the Department of Justice and the FBI to announce state and federal charges against 13 members of two militia groups.
Who are preparing to kidnap if you'd possibly kill me.
These guys are hatching violent and deranged schemes.
Like the one who's coming through the FBI and local law.
And stopped last week.
You know, it's the sort of behavior you might expect from ISIS. And it shouldn't shock the conscience of every American.
It's the sort of behavior you might expect from ISIS. So he's calling FBI agent ISIS? Yes, he is.
It should shock the conscience for American.
The failure to condemn.
These folks is stunning.
And refused to condemn white supremacists and hate groups like these two Michigan militia groups.
This is serious stuff.
Attacking Governor Whitmer on the same day this plot was exposed.
It's despicable.
And the president's saying things in my debate with him like, This is all set up from the FBI to them.
Isn't this amazing how they work in concert?
Stand down but stand ready.
He said, I'll tell them to stand back and stand by.
I just told them to stand down and stand by.
He said, stand back and stand down but stand ready.
Stand back and stand by, he told them.
We're grateful to the FBI and law enforcement who discovered these domestic terrorists.
For setting up this plot.
Right.
Thank you to the fearless FBI agents.
And again, that's a video from Mays Moore.
Thank you for the fearless FBI agents that framed this plot, and I was in on it, and so was Joe Biden.
Oh, wow.
So this is really, really something.
It absolutely calls into question the Justice Department strategy.
It shows how the FBI is engaged in all of these things, what their efforts are, what they're trying to do here.
using at least a dozen.
There was no militia.
Confidential informants went beyond legitimate law enforcement and intro outright entrapment.
They found some bomb, and just about every single one of them were AFBI agents and said, hey, you want to do it?
Here's some more here.
Drink a little.
No, they have another sip of this.
You do?
Just shake your head.
Shake your head.
Okay, we've done it.
We got the plot.
It's that ridiculous with these clowns.
Every FBI agent involved in that should be in prison the rest of her life.
Christopher Wray should be in prison for the rest of his life.
Whitmer, who I guarantee was in on it.
Biden and his whole administration and all the Democrats guaranteed were in on it.
Look at them.
They knew it was happening before they didn't come out in the news.
They said the same exact thing.
They did talking points.
Somebody trying to kidnap, you don't go out there and do talking points.
You raise hell.
Somebody tried to kidnap me and let me read what I think of that.
This was a despicable move and it's so ridiculous.
It is.
It really is.
And understand that they weren't even able to, the defense wasn't even able to present all of its evidence either.
I mean, let's face it, that was closely guarded because it would show everything that is wrong with the FBI and especially in this case.
They only allowed a certain amount of evidence, and they still won because the jurors saw through the whole thing.
That's what makes it so remarkable.
They framed them.
Yes.
They plotted, the FBI plotted to do a fake kidnapping to hurt Trump in the election, and that's it.
And the jury saw right through it, and it didn't take them long to do it.
My goodness sakes.
Well, they weren't the only ones.
I mean, let's face it, Facebook was also engaged in all this.
Check this out.
Over the last four years in particular, we've built closer partnerships with law enforcement and the intelligence community to be able to share those kind of signals.
So we're doing more of that, including in the case that you mentioned before, around the attempted kidnapping of Governor Whitmer.
We identified that as a signal to the FBI, I think it was about six months ago, when we started seeing some suspicious There's certainly...
From the FBI? That's part of our routine and how we operate.
They are working in concert.
Another liar in on it.
Look at that weird looking robot Yeah.
God, he's dumb, isn't he?
That guy's dumb as a swamp stump.
As bad as it can possibly be.
God, he's dumb.
If you're like us, I mean, I'm speaking for you, I guess, in a way, Cat Turd, but I've heard you say it as well, that everything that they put out there is a lie.
It's all fake.
It's all staged.
It is.
It's all of it.
Everything that comes out of this media just don't believe it.
And that's what pisses me off.
And they're like, CNN talking about Russian disinformation?
Literally, 24-7, you run nothing but propaganda for the Democrat Party.
Nothing.
And now we're going to believe you about Ukraine?
I don't believe you about anything.
You're all a bunch of liars.
100%.
How many sleep like babies?
I mean, if you're an FBI agent out there, are you okay with this?
Where are you?
Why aren't you hitting microphones?
Why aren't you just saying, I don't want to be a part of this organization if they're plotting against citizens?
I mean, you know what I mean?
I absolutely do.
It's just not me.
If I was an FBI and I knew this was going on, I'd say, I quit.
I'd go in there and raise ill.
I quit.
This is a dishonest organization.
I'm not working here.
Blah, blah, blah.
I'd go hit the microphone somewhere.
I'd be a whistleblower because I'm not going to...
How do you sleep at night?
Is this what you signed up for?
It's not good.
It's not good and it's only going to get worse.
You don't have no reputation.
It's your fault.
It's your fault.
When you started bringing out the whole law and order thing, there is no law and order right now.
There is no checks and balance right now.
When you started with that at the beginning of the show, I thought, you know what?
You're dead on right on this one because it's true.
And it's dangerous.
And when you look at the way they are prosecuting, unfairly, I mean, these people haven't even gotten trials yet for trespassing.
January Sixers, okay?
And they are going after them like with just no holds barred, not even holding back.
And you've got all of these other things that are going on at the same time.
I mean, look, they're the ones, when you think about Black Lives Matter and woke movements and all of this stuff and all this violence that's going on, this one is out from the Daily Mail.
Who was that person?
I mean, you know, honestly, this is a really, really big deal.
Colonel Allen West is who we're talking about.
So, Lieutenant, yeah.
But one thing, back to the FBI, because I want to finish this.
Sure.
I mean, it's amazing to me, and they're like, well, it's only the top 1%, but when nobody ever speaks out about it, and then you're like, well, you know, you're not patriotic.
You don't support FBI. No, I don't.
And it's not my fault I don't support them.
It's their fault for being crooked as hell.
It's their fault that I don't support them.
They make it sound like it's your fault that you don't support them.
It's their fault 100% from all the stuff they did and all the stuff they continue to do.
And they're like, well...
Pretty much proven now that they plotted to frame everybody in the Whitmer kidnapping, but not January 6th.
They'd never do that there.
They'd just do it here with kidnapping the government, but never over here.
Oh, we have proof and footage of it.
Yeah, you've got ramps out there.
Yeah, you've got Las Vegas shooting as well.
Las Vegas, Nashville, they blew up a whole bomb.
A bomb blew up a...
Blew up a whole block in downtown Nashville.
And they're like, well, an hour ago, the guy blew himself up, but we got some DNA dust out of the air.
It was smoke in our DNA smoke detector, and we tested it, and it's just this redneck white supremacist over here, and we ain't going to tell you his name, but he's done it.
It's case closed.
And you're like, what?
And then they, don't forget, they sent 18 federal agents, FBI agents, to Bubba Wallace For a garage pull-down rope.
Unbelievable to me.
Unbelievable.
You've ruined your reputation.
They have.
You have, not me.
They have, completely.
As soon as I heard that they were going to Epstein Island, right, to recover all the evidence after all that stuff, I said, oh my gosh, well, there goes all the evidence.
There you have it.
I mean, what did they do?
They took hammers to Clinton's cell phones, right?
They got rid of all that stuff.
They've lost Hunter Biden's laptop.
Lost Hunter Biden's laptop.
Yeah, this is the most corrupt organization you can imagine.
How does anybody work for this corrupt organization?
Anybody honest?
How do they do it?
Just think about everything we're mentioning.
I mean, as soon as they show up, I know here comes the cover up.
Let me ask you this.
Jeffrey Epstein died in prison.
It just so happened the cameras didn't work.
It just so happened the prisoner guards were asleep.
It just so happened this.
It's every time with these people.
It never ends.
It's every time.
Not one person that went to Rape Island that's on that list, Hollywood star, big government people, not one person that went to Rape Island has been arrested.
That's right.
Not a single word.
And the government could have used that opportunity to put out who was on those flights and go ahead and expose them, investigate them.
No.
Deals were made.
You had all of that stuff happen with Prince Andrew.
The whole thing was a complete and total cover-up.
Don't forget, when Epstein died, it was on Bill Barr's watch.
Okay?
So that's how good he is.
We can keep going.
FBI rages...
Everybody that's associated with Trump was 15 people with guns drawn.
James O'Keefe, they hassle.
Everything we're talking about, name one thing that has anything to do with liberals.
They don't exist.
They can do anything.
We lost Hunter's laptop.
We lost 17 phones.
Remember Mueller?
He lost like seven.
We've lost all the phones to all these people that we subpoenaed.
Remember that?
Sure.
I mean, it's incredible.
It's just on and on and on, and it's dirty and it's crooked, and it never ends.
Well, that's why, honestly, Catterd, that's why when you saw a matchup between President Trump and DeSantis, that's what you saw.
You saw that there was a lot more support that was being thrown towards DeSantis.
I love Trump.
He will clean house.
But he has a proven record of cleaning house and not jumping behind rhinos like Oz and Romney and McConnell and Graham Crackers and all of them.
This is the problem.
I'm telling you, I live in Florida.
When DeSantis got in here, he came in here like a wrecking ball.
And there were so many crooked...
James Comey type, Christopher Rays, all these people in the state.
There were so many of them.
You know, there always are.
And he got rid of all of them, and he didn't care what anybody said.
So he has a proven record of cleaning house and doing it right and not caring what anybody says and putting in the right people.
I mean, he's passing every law.
He put in the right people.
He's got an attorney general that's on his side that supports him 100%.
He's got a surgeon general that's 100% supportive.
You know what I mean?
Supportive of his side.
Supportive of his COVID policies.
You have to put in people.
That you can trust.
You cannot let Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham pick your picks for you and Chris Christie.
You can't let them people pick your picks.
That's absolutely right.
These picks are important, especially these main ones.
It's not just like, okay, that guy did me a favor.
I'm going to pick him or he campaigned for me.
You can't do that.
Mm-mm.
No.
We're in too much trouble to do that right now.
We cannot afford one bad pick when it comes, because we don't have the rule of law.
We don't have nothing.
And what we've got right now is the FBI and the CIA who's, I mean, they're framing innocent people everywhere.
They're going after us.
They're going after us.
We have a poll.
What are they going to frame me with?
So one day they're going to say, they arrest a cat turd.
I'm going to tell you right now, I didn't do it.
Just so you know.
And you didn't kill yourself either.
Yeah, and I didn't kill myself.
Just for speaking out against them, I expect any day, hey man, we arrested Cat Turret.
I mean, they're that rotten.
You can't trust them.
They are.
And I want to trust them.
I want to believe in the FBI. The FBI actually does good work on a lot of things, but I want to be able to trust them.
I want to be able to trust our CIA. I want them going after bad guys, not political enemies.
It's that simple.
And that's all they're doing is going after political enemies right now.
They gotta stop.
It's gotta stop.
And I really do believe that when you look at the record of DeSantis, I mean, he has definitely got it there, where he is unafraid.
He is going to clean house, and it doesn't matter who it is or how they're connected or who knows who or whatever, whether it's somebody's niece or somebody's nephew or somebody's cousin.
They don't care.
He doesn't care.
His record has proven that.
He basically knows what the state needs, and he's doing a heck of a job running it.
Voter fraud.
I'm telling you, you're going to have to have an ID. He made it illegal to ballot harvest, and if you get it, it's a felony.
He made his own police that does nothing but watch for this ballot harvesting, mail-in ballot fraud.
They're the mail-in ballot fraud on ballot harvesting cops.
And they come after you and they're looking for it.
And he cleaned out Broward County.
And I mean, it's going to be hard to beat him or any Republican in this state because you can't cheat here anymore.
I mean, there's always going to be cheating.
But boy, he's made it really hard and did some really good things.
And it's just one thing after another.
Yes, and you can't go halfway.
Because look, as a result of what President Trump did, right?
They are torturing us, right?
They're getting us kicked off social media.
They're suppressing our speech.
They're censoring us.
They're going after us.
They're looking at all of our social media accounts as a result of all of this.
They are there.
You look at what's happening with the January Sixers.
You look at just conservatives in general, right?
We're not getting fair trials and different things.
You've got a lot of things that are happening as a result.
Or no trials.
Or no trials.
Right.
And so you have to go all or nothing.
You can't just anger them a little bit like Trump did.
You've got to get rid of them.
And I remember looking at your account during the whole time when Ray was doing everything that he was doing, all of his shenanigans, you kept writing, fire Ray.
Every single time President Trump would tweet something, you would have under there, fire Ray.
Fire Ray.
I tweeted underneath Trump's every day.
This would be a great day to fire Christopher Ray.
It's going to come back to haunt you if you don't get rid of this guy.
That's right.
I mean, it's obvious to me, and I'm just no country boy out there.
It should have been obvious to everybody in there.
But I mean, he, you know, you have to go in there and just la la la, I'm not listening to anybody, and this is my personnel decisions.
I mean, look how mad DeSantis has got.
I mean, he did the actually anti-grooming bill, and they call it the anti-gay bill, which backfired on them big time, because all these, it put so much attention on it, and then everybody said, oh...
Let's read the bill.
Oh, I believe in that.
So the Democrats are a bunch of liars.
So, I mean, that's a great message.
It really backfired on them, I'm telling you.
Oh, I think it did, too.
70% of floor ratings agree with the bill.
He's not going to let anybody stand in his way.
The guy's just freaking awesome.
He's coming up with things I can't even think of.
It's one thing after another.
I know it.
He's just...
Yeah, he's amazing.
He's amazing.
And...
It's hard not to pick him, but the only reason I don't want to be president is because you can't have him.
I know.
You can't have him.
I know.
He's doing such great work over there in Florida.
I mean, there is no question about it.
A governor can change your life more than the president is all I'm telling you nowadays.
So states' rights and all.
I know.
So pick your governor wise and don't just get on somebody that's going to, you know, start bull crap just as soon as I get.
We got five to ten Republican governors in this country.
Country that suck, man.
I mean, they're total.
Just might as well be just left-wing fanatics.
They're crazy.
They're climate change, transgender, everything.
I mean, you might as well be a liberal.
Gosh, how ridiculous is that?
Republicans, they just lie.
They do.
They have got to go.
And they are trying so hard to make us afraid.
I mean, this is a horrible story that the Daily Mail just published.
And it goes back to the argument about what's going on with Twitter.
Can you keep...
You know, can you stay anonymous on there?
Because that is a big discussion.
Of course, you should be able to, especially when you've got people that are going to terrify you, right?
They're going to follow you, the woke mob.
I mean, they hunted this girl down, all right?
Screaming, no justice, no peace.
She was actually in the female's bathroom, unlike AOC, right?
During January 6th.
This poor girl, she had to stay and hide in there for hours because protesters Chased her into the bathroom only because Lieutenant Colonel Allen West was the speaker for an event at the University of Buffalo.
That's what they're teaching kids.
If you don't believe in the speech, don't listen to an argue point.
Shout them down when they can't hear it.
These colleges, get your kids out of public school and they don't need to go to college to be successful.
They do not.
Believe me.
I know a lot of success.
I'm going to tell you something.
I hang out with just about everybody.
I got friends from every walk of life.
I got them from just every walk of life, from bikers to millionaires.
I just know an array of people, and I just like people for who they are.
But probably the most successful people I know financially, just about none of them went to college.
And they just, they're out there working, you know, they're figuring out things.
They figure out, you know, while you go get a loan for $200,000 to basically just party and smoke weed and do beer bongs and talk about philosophy.
For four years, they're out there busting their hump, you know?
I mean, you wouldn't believe what a certified welder makes that works.
I mean, these guys can make five grand a week, man, not even blinking my 10 grand.
Oh, absolutely.
I mean, they learn a skill, you know, and then they learn how to do everything and then they're valuable.
No matter what the rest of their lives, man, people need welds, people need electrical, people need plumbing.
These people open up their own businesses.
You know, they work four or five years, they learn the business, and they get one truck, two trucks, three trucks, four trucks, and all of a sudden, these guys are worth $10 million.
Sure.
And they're humping it and learning, and they're learning the business from the ground up.
They're not learning philosophy and theory of selling widgets and some weird guy, pot-smoking dude with a weird beard that drives a bicycle to work and teaches you and preaches you.
These guys are out there.
And has a degree in underwater basket weaving.
I mean, come on, let's face it.
And they spent a hundred grand on it.
Now they want the government to reimburse them because they feel like they're not going to get enough out of it and all of this and that.
It's gone so far beyond...
What is even acceptable?
That it's really scary.
And AOC is really pushing that whole thing, the student debt forgiveness, because she knows that if he's able to do that, then he will be able to recapture some of those votes.
He meaning Biden.
He meaning midterms.
My philosophy is different than that.
The only reason these people vote is one reason, because they're narcissists and they just want free something.
So once you give a person who's a beggar and a lazy beggar who wants something free, who wants everything given to them without working for it, they're done, man.
Seriously, do you think students, how many students even vote in the midterms?
Seriously.
You might get them to a presidential election.
But let's say he just said wiped out student debt, which is unconstitutional, but he did it.
I said, okay, I don't have any student debt yet.
They're not going to run to the polls.
In November and vote.
They don't care.
They got what they want.
It's done.
It's over.
They won't even follow politics anymore.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Well, they know that they're hurting pretty badly because, I mean, this does not lie here.
Here we've got Breitbart.
There's a poll out where only 7% believe Nation is doing very well under Joe Biden.
Okay, and that's the media.
That's lamestream media, right?
That's the media and everybody on Hunter's laptop.
7%.
Oh my gosh, which brings me to the whole thing, which I thought was really awesome.
Brick Suit was doing an event.
I thought that was really awesome.
But he was in the airport.
And did you see some of the things that he was doing over there?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this was awesome.
So when he was flying there, he was paging the laptop from hell.
I'll check this out.
Attention, patient passenger left, top for mail, left, top for mail, meet your party, number one, back up, number six.
Again, patient passenger left, top for mail, meet your party, number one, back up, number six.
That is so cool.
So he got that one done.
That was awesome.
Laptop from hell.
And he was there for Kari Lake.
So then on the way back, right, here he has another paging again.
check this one out.
Disney groomer.
You know, it's the little things in life, honestly, at this point.
It's just the little things in life that we need right now, just to say, just to stick it to the man!
Especially these people.
That's what I'm telling you, man.
People have woken up to this grooming now to five and six and seven years old.
Why?
If DeSantis would have just passed that bill and he just signed it the one day and they did a little local press conference just in Florida, it would have never got any national news.
But here comes the Democrats.
It bothered the hell out of them not to talk to a five-year-old about their sex life.
So they had to lie about it.
They had to say it meant don't say gay, and they lied about it nationwide.
And now every single person realizes the grooming that's going on around the country and how bad it is.
They just expose themselves.
Goodness sakes.
So, here it goes.
You're absolutely right.
Where's the basement dummy?
I haven't seen him today or the weekend.
He's worn out, I'm sure.
Where is the basement dummy?
Has anybody seen him?
They got him plugged in.
They got his little extra battery life.
Oh, he's so bad.
Gosh, isn't he awful, though?
I mean, unfortunately.
He can't even get his tone right.
I mean they're they're laughing at us.
Everyone is laughing at us and not in a very good way.
Not in a funny haha kind of way.
I mean we've got North Korea and others.
Excuse me the foothills of the Himalayas with...
Okay these are these are people that want to really not see our country survive.
Okay this is a very this could potentially be a dangerous situation.
Of course he makes it about himself, too.
A fake story about him being a hero.
I mean, he says a bear and brags about, like he's Rambo or something.
It's so ridiculous.
No kidding.
But I mean, you're seeing it.
You're seeing how we are automatically getting weaker as a result of Biden.
And here we go.
We now have some breaking news here.
It looks like it's going around with this whole Fauci thing.
Here we go.
Philly reimposes indoor mask mandate.
Again, this is what they want.
For what?
They are reinstating it beginning April 18th.
Students will be required to wear masks in schools when they return from spring break.
Yeah.
You're going to be alright, though, until then.
Yeah, you're okay.
You know, COVID is okay for the next seven days, but for seven days, I mean, right at that eight o'clock mark, here it comes.
All of a sudden, you're going to be fine.
You know, I mean, right now during spring break, you're okay.
How much abuse do these liberals need before they quit?
Just acting like sheep and just tell these people to go straight to hell.
I don't get it.
I don't get it either.
Cat turn.
It's just, it's remarkable.
And the thing about it is, is that, you know, I mean, there is a little certain amount in your youth, a little bit of rebellion, right?
But they are doing everything the government tells them to.
Everything.
It's like they're completely the opposite of what they should be.
Oh, please lock me down.
I worship anything the government says.
Right.
Please.
I worship anything.
Have me wear a mask.
And they have resist in their bios.
That's the most hilarious thing.
Resist?
Resist what?
You worship Big Pharma.
You worship Fossey.
You worship the government.
You worship Hollywood.
You worship Big Tech.
God, resist!
Really?
Resisting what exactly?
Unbelievable.
That's how brainwashed they are.
They actually think they're resisting.
They're behind the scenes going, hey, we're going to get them to do everything we say, and we're going to tell them they're the resist movement.
And they're just laughing, smoking big cigars, having scotch in the background.
Unbelievable.
All right, everyone.
That is an hour for you.
I cannot believe it has come and gone like that.
It went really, really quick.
I mean, it always does, but our hours fly.
I want to do a special shout-out and thank you to Silent Night's birthday.
He donated to the show Cat Turd on his birthday.
And also, it's Granny Menopause, who is another big Cat Turd fan, and I'm a fan of hers, and it's her birthday as well.
It's her birthday, too?
Yeah, we have birthdays everywhere.
So we've got some good news.
Well, I haven't drank in a week now, and I just want to tell everybody I don't feel any different.
What does this mean?
Remember, they're like, I'm going to try to quit drinking for a while and tell everybody how I feel.
So, you know, it's been seven days.
I'm like...
I don't think I feel any better or any different whatsoever than I did when I was having me a few tods three or four nights a week.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah.
I mean, it's something.
It's all about what you do.
And like I said, when you first started talking about it, it's what you want to do.
And it's up to you, the individual.
And the thing about it is you've never let me down.
You work harder than anybody I know.
You get all of your stuff down.
I mean, you get all your stuff done.
I mean, no one works as hard as you do.
Okay, let's face it.
You're writing a trilogy book.
Okay, you do this podcast all five days a week, and that is not an easy task.
Don't even get me started with my dogs right now, too.
The dogs.
Oh, the dogs.
Because I thought, you know, I got the turd twins, and now I've got three males and one female.
And I was going to take her up to try to get them.
I thought she was fixed.
She's got a scar.
What I thought was a scar, you know, that was like, you know, a fixed scar.
And turns out it's just like where her hair don't really, it's just like a scar on my belly.
So she went into heat.
I woke up one morning, they all sleep in like a little air-conditioned room with a doggy door.
And I woke up to dogs fighting, furiously fighting.
Pedro and Miles with just the fur was flying.
And then, of course, her brothers over there, he won while they fought.
I'm like, oh my gosh, he's in heat.
Oh my gosh.
So this was like two weeks.
This has been going on for two weeks.
So I had to like, I mean, I almost got bloody trying to pull these dogs apart.
I'm talking about three dogs.
Alpha male horn dogs.
Oh my gosh.
And so now I have to, I mean, I finally got them separated and now poor her, she has to, you know, she stays in the barn and she kind of switches from the room, but, and they just run around clawing wherever she's at.
It's just been the most miserable.
It's just like, please go out of heat.
When is it going to end?
Please end.
I mean, honestly, you have got quite a, she's only seven months old.
I, I guess.
I mean, they were tiny like two months ago, little babies.
Isn't that something?
God, they're huge now.
They grew like They're tripling too much.
They're monsters.
It's true.
I mean, here you go.
Look at this.
This is Petey and Smiles next to each other.
Smiles dug that hole.
It took him about two hours.
Then Petey went and laid in and said, thank you.
Thanks for all of your efforts.
Thanks for digging.
Nice cool hole.
Oh my gosh.
Well, Petey's smart.
And then you've got all of them together.
Here they are here.
Yeah.
I can imagine.
The good days.
The good days.
Yeah.
Yeah, before they're like, you know, you know what they're trying to do.
I know.
Well, you're going to have a zoo.
If you don't get that taken care of, you're going to have a big problem on your hands.
If I don't get Petey away from her, I'm going to have a three-headed dog here in two months.
I mean, this is seriously...
It is a nightmare.
It is a nightmare.
Yeah.
Well, I got an appointment.
You know, you don't want to get them fixed while she's in heat.
It's dangerous for them.
It's like five more times the complication, so you don't want to do that.
It's every six months, so I got an appointment in about four weeks.
Give her a couple more weeks to get out of it, hopefully.
And then take them in both and get them fixed.
But boy, I wish I'd have done that.
But man, I'm telling you, it's the weirdest thing on her belly because she's got hair on her belly, except for right in the middle.
It looks exactly like a scar, I swear.
I was like, oh, she already was fixed.
Good.
Found out the hard way.
It happened quick.
Dogs about killed each other.
It does happen quick, and that's the whole thing, is that you may have a zoo.
It's going to go from ranch to zoo in no time.
They went from buddies, them three dogs, to I'm going to kill you!
She's mine.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, we had a very relaxing weekend.
I thought I would share my little picture here of Handsome.
He went to the spa and just got a haircut.
Oh, my God.
Is that a bathtub?
Is that a robe?
He has a robe.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, I knew you would just love it.
So, yes, he got his little hair cut and everything else done.
I'm pulling 220 pound dogs apart, bloodying, getting bit, got blood running down my arm, trying to keep them from fighting.
Yes.
And then you sitting there with a bathrobe.
Good Lord.
Sure, we did.
It ain't right.
Look at that.
What is that, cashmere?
Oh, he is doing well.
Is that cashmere?
Tell me the truth.
It is, isn't it?
It is!
He's in great shape.
Is it?
I didn't even look.
You know what?
I saw it, I got it, and I thought, how wonderful.
It is.
She's got a cashmere bathrobe for a dang dog.
Lord, we live in two different universes.
Yes, we definitely do.
All right, everyone.
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