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Thank you.
Thank you.
Today is Friday, April 8th, 2022.
Episode number 58.
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You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hey, hey, hey.
What's up?
Happy Friday!
Oh, it's been a long week for me.
So I'm just glad it's over.
Oh my gosh.
Even with the Masters going on, I know we've had a lot of things happen.
Just a ton of things.
But we do have some really, really great news.
I'm so excited.
We have Steve Mudflap McGrew who is going to join us at the top of the half hour.
So I'm excited about that.
He is hilarious.
He's a great comedian.
I cannot Really good guy.
Yeah, he's a friend of mine.
He's a hilarious comedian.
He's all over YouTube or Rumble or whatever.
Just pull him up sometime and watch one of his acts.
He's really funny.
He's like one of them really funny comedians that people just laugh hysterical the whole show.
Oh, he's just great.
I mean, he really is.
He will have you cracking up by the time the show is over, believe me.
And everybody needs some good comedy right now.
And you can check him out.
I mean, you can go to his website and see what you're in store for.
SteveMcGrew.com.
Just amazing.
He's got tour dates and everything else.
He's got videos and he's on social media.
He even was retweeted recently by Donald Trump Jr., which was a really big deal, like I think day before yesterday.
So we'll talk to him a little bit about all of those things.
But we need a little bit of comic relief right now and people that aren't afraid to be funny.
Gosh.
I mean, come on.
They put you in the funny jail if you're funny now.
Right?
No, you can't laugh about nothing.
Right, not even yourself.
No, that's going to insult somebody if you're laughing at you.
I can't imagine that, but that's truly the world that we live in now.
Groomers don't have a sense of humorless face.
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
So I'm dropping all of his links just so everyone has them and definitely check out his link tree because then you can find out where he is all over the place.
But I'm dropping them into the chat room so that you all have them and you can go check him out.
Great, great guy.
So he's going to join us a little bit later.
Cat Turd, my goodness sakes, we have got so much happening here.
This week has just been wild.
Why don't we start at the top?
With the crazy, stuttering, lying moron as you call him.
My god.
Wow.
Listen to this idiot.
Is this real?
I mean you just wonder like, okay.
This is elderly abuse.
I think it is.
I would definitely have to agree with you on this one.
Let's check out this clip.
Here we go.
America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.
I was in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping, traveling with him.
I traveled 17,000 miles when I was vice president.
I don't know that for a fact.
America is a nation.
Okay.
What in the hell are you talking about?
I don't know.
I don't know for a fact.
Make it stop.
Make it stop.
I hate Camille.
Nobody's more deserving, non-deserving to be the first woman vice president as her.
Of course, she's not really the one because they don't know what a woman is, so she can't really be a woman vice president.
That's true.
Good point.
I mean, no one deserves it less than her in the whole world.
Oh my gosh.
But man, I mean, you're going to have to have somebody.
Of course, she can't say much anyway, but at least she's not demented.
Are you serious?
Like he is.
Are you serious?
You mean you could deal with this?
Listen to this.
Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning, America!
Ah!
I can't do it.
Good morning.
No.
We nominate.
A black lady got into the Supreme Court.
Of course, that's the only one we were going to nominate, and we had the votes before we started.
It's a great moment, a great victory.
No, I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
The woman is totally deranged.
She's absolutely deranged.
Way, way out there.
And I mean, she's just, she's not even qualified.
But you have those choices.
Okay, so you got Biden, and you got Kamala Harris.
Dumb and dumber.
It's classic.
Dumb and dumber.
It is.
And then you've got Piglosi somewhere floating around.
Dumber-er.
Dumb, dumber, and dumber-er.
I mean, that's really what we have here.
This is really scary.
And that's why Pete Buttigieg is sitting there making the rounds.
I don't know if you've been following it, but he's everywhere.
I told you that's who they want in there.
Yes, you did.
Absolutely, you did.
This is DailyMail.com.
Really?
Pete Buttigieg, shocked by Charlemagne the God's claim.
Democrats haven't kept their promises to black Americans and insists party isn't slow because they passed massive infrastructure bill.
Okay.
Has anybody seen a bridge?
A new bridge?
No.
I mean, have you even seen a new pothole filled where you're at right now?
No.
It's just like, where did it go?
When are they doing with it?
It's really, really amazing.
They're trying to act like they are doing all of these things.
They're fulfilling all of these promises.
But again, they absolutely are not.
And he is being groomed to run for president.
Don't think for one second.
Nice word to use there when you use his name.
Exactly.
I'm going to use that word everywhere.
Everywhere I can.
When I speak of a Democrat, when I can put in groom, I'm going to put in groom, grooming, all of that everywhere.
So get ready for it.
That's my new word.
So, here we go.
You do realize...
They don't want you to cover groomers, but they do it right out in the open.
Just watch TikTok.
Did you see the song that I posted?
If you can even stomach it.
It was so bad.
They're coming for your children.
Oh, sure they are.
And they can't wait to do it.
They sing about it, for God's sakes.
I've never seen anything quite like this.
This is really scary stuff.
Oh my God.
We're sorry to do this to you.
I know.
We're going to...
We've seen it.
You're going to have to suffer through it too.
You are.
I mean, that's just the way it goes on this show.
So here you go.
Check this one out.
Giving up the fear inside is freeing like you never knew.
Go and see San Francisco.
Go and turn up that disco.
You'll forget you were ever upset.
We'll convert your children and make an ally of you yet.
We'll make an ally of you yet.
We'll make an ally of you yet.
Oh my God.
That's it too.
I mean, come on.
That's the gay agenda.
We'll convert your children.
Wow.
No, you won't.
Isn't that ridiculous?
And actually, you can see the whole version, if you'd like, on YouTube.
It's there.
Believe me.
But they are openly discussing it.
How they are going to groom your children and how they're going to groom you as well.
And to accept it.
They're going to groom your child and you're going to like it.
That's exactly what that song said.
That's it.
That's it.
They're not even trying to make it a secret.
So they have him over here.
And they have...
You do realize, Pete, a lot of black people feel like Democrats have kept no promises, the Breakfast Club host told Buttigieg.
Look, I get it, because the work is not done, Buttigieg says.
But the reason I say really is we just passed one of the biggest pieces of infrastructure legislation.
Charlemagne noted that Democrats who control the House, Senate and White House failed to pass police reform or any sort of voting rights bill.
I mean they have control over everything.
They don't even know what voting rights is.
The voting rights bill is just so they can cheat and ballot harvest, federalize elections, so they can do what they just did when they cheated this election and every election.
Stuff ballots, stuff mail-in ballot locations, just sit over in a warehouse and just keep making up ballots and stuff them in there at night, just like they did the other one.
Nobody's going to ever convince me of anything different.
We know exactly what happened.
Of course they did.
Yes, they did.
And they're going to do it again if given the opportunity.
So unless we fix it, unless 2020 is fixed...
It's like, okay, everybody, they're like, it's 80% reporting in Pennsylvania, Michigan, 85%, and Donald Trump's pretty much winning by 6 to 10 points in every one of these swing states, okay?
And that's the average of the electorate.
But for some reason, every single person that voted by mail, instead of it being 60, I mean, 53, 41, or 53, 47...
In a state, Donald Trump, it was 99.9% every single ballot Joe Biden that come in the mail after 3 o'clock.
That's right.
If you don't think that's cheating, it's literally impossible.
It's impossible.
It has to be fixed or else you're going to be stuck like we are here in California.
And that's what happens.
You can recall your governor all day long.
You can recall whoever you want.
But you know what?
If you're using the same machines, it doesn't matter.
You will spend millions of dollars of taxpayer money in which you are funding to have a bogus recall because nothing has changed.
They fixed it.
It's fixed.
We recalled Newsom.
Y'all break out the domino machines and let's vote again.
Right.
Just print it from your computer.
I mean, all you need to do is just get out there, right, with a lot of these illegal aliens that are coming into our state.
Get them to the DMV. Automatically, they are registered into our voter rolls.
We know that.
LA County, just a couple of years ago, it was like a year and a half ago, They got rid of 1.9 million people off of our voter rolls.
I mean, this is a real issue.
And here they are again.
We've got all of the stuff coming in over the border, everything.
And they're automatically able to vote in our elections.
And that's just the way it goes.
So he's definitely making his rounds, just so everyone knows.
I mean, here he is.
This is from the Gateway Pundit.
Pete Buttigieg says, prohibiting classroom instruction of sex and gender identity in kindergarten classes will kill kids.
He actually said this, okay?
Yeah.
If you can't talk to my five-year-old kindergartner about gay sex, your kid's gonna die.
That's how dumb these people are.
They're insane.
And, you know, I hate to say it, buddy, you're just a pedophile groomer.
Yes, absolutely.
That's what you are.
And his husband is a teacher.
Yeah, if you want to talk to five-year-old, six-year-old kids about your sex life and about sex, you're a pedophile, you belong in prison.
Correct.
You don't just belong not a teacher, you belong arrested.
Boy, this is a really, really scary thing.
And when you think about the fact that his husband is a teacher as well, he's in the classroom, and you've seen him in some of the things that he's done in his classroom that are totally along the whole lines of grooming.
If that is not grooming, then I don't know what is.
Remember when they were pledging allegiance to the gay flag?
Remember the rainbow flag?
I mean, come on.
Ridiculous.
It was absolutely ridiculous and highly insulting to everybody.
Yeah, his husband...
They were pledging allegiance to the gay flag and using the same words to pledge allegiance to the American flag.
That's it.
To the United States.
This is sick.
So here you go.
Here he is with Navarro.
Do you agree?
People are tired of it.
I'm telling you, people are so sick of this crap.
Oh, they are.
I mean, people that I'm talking to is like, where does this place?
I mean, where is its place in our society?
I mean, why is this all of a sudden the biggest issue in every conversation?
It shouldn't be.
We've got enough problems, but yet they have put this into the limelight.
So here's Navarro.
She says, do you agree that the Florida parents' law will kill kids?
But a judge says, that's right.
Check it out.
Not kidding.
In my state of Florida, with the so-called don't say gay law now, which he says will kill kids.
Do you agree?
And as a politician, because this strikes you as your husband is a teacher, you are obviously LGBTQ yourself, and you are now a parent.
Yeah.
So how do you feel about this?
Yeah, he's right.
And I think every law ought to be judged for the effect it's going to have on real people in real life.
And I get the political reasons why they're doing this.
By the way, some of those political reasons, they don't have a plan on anything else, right?
I mean, they don't have a plan on dealing with inflation or dealing with gas prices or dealing with the issue...
Geez.
Now we switch over to this.
I mean, come on.
The reason they're talking about the transgender issues in schools is because they don't know how to deal with inflation.
They don't know how to deal with gas prices.
Oh my God.
Actually, the reason you're pushing transgenderism in school is to deflect from your inflation and your high gas prices.
I'm telling you.
These people, who can just say that with a straight face?
Of course, she's dumb as a stump.
He's dumb as a stump.
You got two basically just potatoes sitting there trying to talk.
Potatoes.
Yes, you do.
Oh my gosh.
Potatoes, potatoes everywhere.
It's true.
And they are such duds.
Not spuds, but duds.
But here they are, and they try to change the conversation because they cannot escape the reality of what is actually happening here.
They have no answer for inflation.
You're caused it.
They don't.
They really do not.
No, he's saying we don't have any answers for inflation and gas prices, the one they're causing.
You know, I hate to say this, but if they had their way, you know who they would love a dream ticket of being?
Buttigieg and Abrams.
And his husband.
And Abrams.
And Abrams.
Stacey Abrams.
I'm not kidding.
In their minds, this would do it.
This would be who they would want to see running this country.
Because they're owned.
And they're owned by Soros Groups and the whole deal.
This is the left's dream right here.
It's scary, but it's true.
This woman, she's worth $6 million now.
Scary as that can be.
Everybody they got is so dumb.
But I'm telling you, I don't see it happening.
I see a big...
Me too.
I think they're in the death rattle of their ideology right now.
I agree.
I just, I mean, that's why they're just, I mean, it's just, it's so bad.
I mean, for him to go in and say that, I mean, you just, I couldn't, I didn't even know that was coming.
I couldn't stop laughing.
I knew you'd get it.
My God.
I had to play it because I was like, oh my gosh, when he sees this and how they're trying to deflect off of that.
Oh my God.
We don't want to talk about, we don't want to talk about transgender stuff.
Y'all are trying to cram it down everybody's throat and down our children's throat.
We're responding to you creepy pedo.
Groomers.
And that's all you are.
I mean, these people, can you see them?
I am going to teach my kids about sex.
Kindergarteners.
Teachers.
No, you're not.
Why are they so insistent?
Why is that such a big deal for them?
I think that is just so weird.
I think it is so weird that they are making this such a priority.
And they want it to be in our life, but they're grooming them.
They truly are.
Just because they're a government teacher...
And a lot of these people are 23, 24 years old.
Why do they think they have the right to talk to your kid at five years old about sex when any other place in society they would be arrested?
Did they got some kind of permit, a permit to talk to your kid about sex?
If you're in a park and somebody waves your five-year-old kid over there, And start saying, hey, let's talk about gay sex and this and that and everything else.
You would call the cops and they'd arrest the guy.
It's true.
You would.
It would be over.
It's true.
Why are you any different?
We're not sending you to school to talk about your sexuality, little babies.
God!
No.
I agree with you, though.
I really do.
I think that this up-and-coming generation is completely awake to all of this.
I think they're really tired of it.
And even though the news media is trying to sell it...
We're sick of it.
Yeah, people are really tired of it.
You're seeing it happen.
I mean, this is a great article from the Gateway Pundit.
Beautiful.
Student confronts news...
Yeah, Brian Stelter from CNN at Disinfo Conference, and it's glorious.
CNN's giving a disinformation conference.
I know, which is really wild.
And Obama is there, and so many other people are there.
They just do the opposite.
It's Solowinski.
Accuses your opponent of doing what you do, and that's all they do all day long.
So he just knocked it out of the park.
I've got two of them.
I've got clips of two of these students where they just basically nailed the news media.
Check it out, the fake news.
Here you go.
uh hi thank you for coming uh my name is christopher phillips i'm a first year at the college uh my question is for mr seltzer uh all right i'll fill in you're a potato and you're a liar how do you explain yourself yes exactly let me see here let me get this one out here because they just it's so worth it they totally destroyed him okay here we go uh hi thank you for coming uh my name is christopher phillips i'm a first year at the college uh my question is for mr seltzer uh You've all spoken
extensively about Fox News being a purveyor of disinformation.
But CNN is right up there with them.
They pushed the Russian collusion hoax.
They pushed the Jussie Smollett hoax.
They smeared Justice Kavanaugh as a rapist.
And they also smeared Nick Sandman as a white supremacist.
And yes, they dismissed the Hunter Biden laptop affair as pure Russian disinformation.
With mainstream corporate journalists becoming little more than apologists and cheerleaders for the regime, is it time to finally declare that the canon of journalistic ethics is dead or no longer operative?
All the mistakes of the mainstream media, and CNN in particular, seem to magically all go in one direction.
Are we expected to believe that this is all just some sort of random coincidence, or is there something else behind it?
It's too bad.
It's time for lunch.
You have 30 seconds.
No, I mean, there is a clock that says 30 seconds.
But I think my honest answer to you, and I'll come over and talk in more detail after this, is that I think you're describing a different channel than the one that I watch.
But I understand that that is a popular right-wing narrative about CNN. I think it's important when we talk about shared reality and democracy, all these networks, all these outlets have to defend democracy.
And when they screw up, admit it.
But when Benjamin Hall, the Fox correspondent, was wounded in Ukraine, the news crews at CNN and the New York Times stopped what they were doing.
They tried to help.
They tried to help them get out of the country.
They tried to find the dead crew members.
Deflect.
We did everything we could.
This is who we are.
To your question about sharing those kinds of connections and trust.
We don't talk about it enough though.
We don't share that reality about how that happens.
Wonderful we are.
And with regards to the regime, I think you mean the President Biden?
The last time I spoke with a Biden aide, we yelled at each other.
So that's the reality of the news business.
The people don't see.
The people don't hear.
God, he's so full of it.
We don't see it.
We don't hear it.
Because A, it doesn't exist.
And then B. Yeah, turn him off.
I can't even listen to the potato.
Just a liar.
Dumb.
I mean, my gosh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He said, and our news people, and if you're in the news, you're in the news to protect democracy.
No, you're not.
You're in there to tell the truth.
You're not in there.
You're impartial to anything.
You're in there.
You're supposed to be for the people.
Fighting against the man, and you're the man's propagandist mouthpiece fighting the people.
You're doing the opposite of what news is supposed to do.
It's true.
I mean, they are totally disinformation pros.
Now, the thing about it is there are a couple of things here.
Okay, not only are they trying to say how wonderful they are by pulling themselves up and saying, hey, we rallied around the Fox News correspondent that, you know, ended up hurt in the war and all of this stuff, but then all of a sudden...
You see him talking about how they go up to bat against the regime, right?
Biden.
Yeah.
Okay, well, why aren't we seeing that?
We don't see that at all because they're softball questions.
They're scripted.
They have scripted answers.
He's given a sheet to basically call on people.
We all know how this whole thing goes.
You see Biden when he goes off script, what happens?
It's a complete and total disaster.
He just named specifically about seven cases that y'all spent four years on lying, lying, lying, and you've already been busted, and we already know the truth.
And instead of answering that, he just said, well, we know it's right-wing conspiracy theory, you know, talking points what you said.
No, them are things that have been proven that y'all lied about for four years, not right-wing talking points.
Oh boy.
They're impossible to listen to.
There's another one.
This is what's so great.
I'm loving seeing these freshmen in college that are asking the tough questions.
They're doing a much better job than anybody in the lamestream media right now.
Check this one out.
This one's great.
Let's take a...
Amazing.
Thank you.
Thank you for doing this.
Really appreciate it.
I'm Daniel Schmidt.
I'm a freshman at the University of Chicago.
My question is for Ms.
Applebaum.
So in 2020, you wrote, those who live outside the Fox News bubble do not, of course, need to learn any of the stuff about Hunter Biden, referring to his laptop, of course.
This is going to be a snotty answer.
A poll later after that found that if voters knew about the content of the laptop, 16% of Joe Biden voters would have acted differently.
Now, of course, we know a few weeks ago the New York Times confirmed that the content is real.
Do you think the media acted inappropriately when they instantly dismissed Hunter Biden's laptop as Russian disinformation?
And what can we learn from that in ensuring that what we label as disinformation is truly disinformation and not reality?
My problem with Hunter Biden's laptop is I think totally irrelevant.
I mean, it's not whether it's disinformation.
It's irrelevant.
I didn't think Hunter Biden's business relationships have anything to do with who should be president of the United States.
So I don't find it to be interesting.
I mean, that would be my problem.
Oh, my God.
Can you believe this?
I don't find it to be interesting.
I need some great coupon.
We're going to talk about more of this tomorrow in our first panel.
We're going to talk about more of this tomorrow.
Let's break that down.
Can you turn it off for a second?
This guy is crazy.
Axelrod.
Oh, yeah.
But just listen to her attitude.
I just don't find it to be relevant.
If Don Jr.
was on a laptop with hookers, and then she says, I find it to be boring and uninteresting.
Oh, really?
The vice president's son impregnating strippers, smoking crack, getting $4.5 million from China and all these gas companies.
That's boring to you?
Shoot.
My gosh.
And immediately they...
She's just sitting up there lying.
I know it.
I know.
And look at this face.
Okay, this is when she sees the gist of the question and that she is going to have to go there and talk about the laptop from hell.
It's uninteresting to me.
Uninteresting?
It's uninteresting?
Really?
My husband's son, he just impregnated a stripper.
Uh-huh.
I mean, they had a...
He's got a little corn pot, a little pop secret.
Yeah.
I mean, this is...
A little pop secret.
Corn pop, now there's pop secret.
This is what I'm really happy about.
I mean, honestly, this is exciting stuff, is that here they all are, and they are asking the tough questions here at this conference.
I mean, this is the Atlantic's Disinfo 2022 conference this week in Chicago.
The conference included speeches by people like Barack Obama, Jeffrey Goldberg...
Ann Applebaum, who you just watched, Brian Seltzer, all of them, okay?
They were all there.
And then you have all of these freshmen that get up there asking the big questions, and they are completely destroying them, letting them know that they are on a completely different planet than the rest of the world.
We know what's going on.
They do not.
She works for a major magazine.
It's uninteresting.
Uninteresting.
Sex, drugs, rock and roll.
I think that's got all of the...
Yeah, every single thing that Americans strive to watch are in that video.
I mean, come on.
Are you kidding?
You can't sell that.
I bet it'd be interesting if it's Don Jr.
I bet it'd be damn interesting.
The most interesting thing in the history of her life.
Certainly would be.
Certainly would be.
But I think that parents are definitely waking up.
And I'm really happy about that.
Kids are waking up.
They know exactly what's going on.
And the fact that they're openly calling it a regime is...
And they're also talking about the laptop from hell shows that everybody is informed.
The people that are trying to slip one past the American people have failed miserably.
And they can change the subject all they want.
It doesn't matter.
They're not going to be able to change all of this.
I was happy to see this, and I saw this on your page, Cat Turd.
But this one here on what's going on over in Burbank.
This is killer stuff.
All right, so breaking protesters are gathering outside Disney's Burbank, California location.
High-level employees were recently seen in linked meeting videos admitting to having a gay agenda to indoctrinate children.
Okay, so this is right in my backyard.
If you're going to Disneyland or Disney World, Cancel it.
Yes.
It's the least you can do.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Because this is a groomer's paradise.
It really is.
Same thing with Nickelodeon.
If you can listen to what their CEO or president lady was saying the other day about just what she was saying, if you'll listen to that, you can still take your...
I mean, even if your kids are excited about it, sorry, there's...
I mean, take them anywhere.
There's all kinds of theme parks and stuff around the country.
All kinds of places you can take them and have a blast.
Sure.
Oh my gosh.
Man, don't give these people your money.
They hate you.
They do hate you, but it's not only that.
I mean, you can go to parks.
You can spend time with your kids.
You don't have to take them to Disney World.
Go to Wally World.
Yeah.
I mean, anything.
Anything.
That's where Chevy Chase went.
I don't think it's real.
In vacations, remember?
Wally World.
Oh, the Chris Waltz.
Yes, the Chris Waltz.
But this is really good.
People are waking up to this, and they're starting to say, hey, you know what?
Something is not right.
And this is right in my backyard of Burbank.
And you're seeing it around the country.
Gotta have this stuff.
And people are aware of what's going on in their schools.
Mama bears are probably going to save the planet.
They are.
That's where we are now.
Well, that's the one thing we've talked about during the pandemic that, you know, is the good thing.
They're home with their children for a year, and they really, you know, they were so busy in their lives, and probably two parents working, and this and that, and running out the door.
You know, having coffee as fast as you can in the morning with a bagel.
And then, you know, not really paying attention to what your kids, especially, you know, you figure, you know, hey, they're in kindergarten, they're in first grade.
I mean, how bad could it be?
And then they get their homework assignments, they finally get them.
And they're like, wait a minute.
What's this?
What is that?
Exactly.
What the crap?
Well, guess who we have with us right now?
Steve Mudflat McGrew is here and you're sideways.
Oh!
Sideways McGrew.
What?
What?
Is this an indicator of things to come?
There we go.
There we go.
Hey!
Could you stand on your head or move your phone, either one?
I'm going to need to move my phone.
How are you guys doing?
Oh, it's great to see you.
How are you?
I'm doing well.
I just got back from working some cruise ships, so I'm happy to be home for a little bit.
Oh my gosh.
It's so glad to have you.
We are so glad to have you here.
Oh my gosh.
And not only that, you've had a lot of exciting things happen the last couple of days.
A lot of material.
This, for one, Donald Trump, Donald J. Trump Jr.
just shared your tweet on his Instagram account.
Okay, very nice.
You want to tell us a little bit about what you were pointing out to everyone here?
Well, it kind of looks like Minnie has a Manny.
Yeah.
Something like that, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's pretty obvious.
It's obvious.
It's really obvious.
And once you see it, you can't not see it.
Wow.
So this little thing right here.
I looked at it for three minutes trying to make it a dress and couldn't figure it out.
That's how obvious it is, and I'm not kidding.
You know what they said about you on Twitter?
It's like, oh, if that's the first thing you see, you know what that says about you.
Oh, really?
Was that the comeback?
Because you know what?
I can't see anything but that.
And I mean, I don't know.
You can ask Cat Tart.
He thinks I'm a prude.
So I think that's really telling that they would say something like that because you can't see that.
The whole thing, yeah.
And the whole thing is like, even Mickey is not even looking into Minnie's eyes.
He's longingly staring at the, quote, dress.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That gives a whole new meaning to the blue dress like the Clinton days.
That's the second most famous blue dress in history.
Oh my gosh.
Great tweet though.
Seriously.
And to know that it was recognized by Don Jr.
is awesome.
But how does it feel though to finally get retweeted by Don Jr.
and it's of Mickey Mouse holding a penis?
It's kind of weird.
You know what I mean?
After five years of being a Trump supporter and retweeting them and writing some good funny tweets, you're like, okay, this is the one you're going to go with?
I'll take it.
Oh, my gosh.
It is kind of funny, though.
Oh, it really is.
I got so many people, I mean, just constantly, I went more viral with texts with people saying, you know, you got retweeted by Trump Jr.
You got retweeted by Trump Jr.
My phone was blowing up.
A day in the life of Cat Turd.
That's what I refer to those days like.
I'd always know when President Trump retweeted me because I'd get up in the morning and instead of having 10 DMs, I'd have 157 DMs.
Well, Kat, how do you do it?
Do you turn off your notifications?
Because my phone, seriously, I was dying.
It was getting so many notifications.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I don't have anything that dings in.
But I can't answer all my DMs.
Like, you didn't answer my DM. And people get mad like I'm ignoring them or something.
But, man, I just get so many now.
And emails and everything.
I can't do any of it all the time anymore.
I just kind of go through.
If I see somebody I know, then I try to answer as many as I can.
But I can't answer them all.
Well, I know.
Your life right now is more exciting than Jumanji Jackson Brown.
It is true.
It is true.
Oh my gosh, what a disaster.
Oh, here's my favorite part.
I don't know if you guys were watching.
I was watching the whole thing and when she said that she'd like to thank her husband and she wouldn't have been there without him.
That wasn't very woke.
Did she say him?
How does she know it's a him?
She don't know what a woman is.
Right?
Wow.
But that's not very woke of her to not say, you know, I am woman, hear me roar.
But the first thing is like, I couldn't have done it without my man.
Oh, man.
Oh, no.
But it is true.
Did you see?
Wow.
That's a good observation as well.
Did you see Biden talking about 17,000 miles?
Did you see that?
Yeah.
What in the heavens are you talking about?
Yeah, then he said, like, well, I don't know if it's true or not.
Yeah, it's like he's talking to himself.
He's like Gollum.
There's the meme somebody's going to make.
Biden's head with Gollum's hair.
That little...
God.
One judge to rule them all.
Oh my God.
We could go on and on.
It's a total disaster.
Steve, this regime, they can't even fake it.
You've got Buttigieg that is out there making the rounds today.
We started the show off talking about some of that stuff.
And I know I probably upset a lot of people because they started really thinking about the reality of how much they love Pete Buttigieg and how he really is the pick.
Coming up.
And then you've got Stacey Abrams, who's earned her weight in salt, so to speak.
And so you've got those two.
This is who they are putting all of their hope into.
And they know that those aren't going to win.
They know that.
They don't have anybody to win right now that I've seen.
So, you know what this reminds me of?
It's like a baseball team or a football team that just puts in a player they know is going to get hurt because, look, we're going to lose anyway.
You wanted to play.
You wanted to play, Rudy.
Get in there.
Gee.
Lord.
Hey, I bet you eat pretty good, though, on them cruise ships, huh?
Oh, I do.
You know, I was doing keto, and I lost 30 pounds doing keto.
And over the COVID, I put on the COVID-19 pounds.
It came back.
19 pounds?
Yeah, well, that's the thing about keto.
Once you eat one potato, it all comes back.
It's like pulling the ring on a life raft.
It's a poop-pop.
It's back.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've done the keto diet before and lost a lot of weight.
And then, I mean, at some point, especially when you get older, when you get our age, it's not really healthy.
I don't care what anybody says because you need, you know, you don't have any energy because, you know, you just have no energy at some point.
And then so the next day you're like, man, I'm going to have a piece of toast and maybe a potato.
And then you weigh yourself and you're like, I just gained 32 pounds.
You know what's heartbreaking is when you're...
Try to get back on keto.
And you're like, okay, I've been doing this for two weeks again.
I'm feeling good.
I've stayed off the scale.
Let me step on.
Two pounds?
I'm going to go eat something I want to eat.
You know what I mean?
I'm not loving it this time.
Well, I'm loving my new diet this year, so every year, you know, my new diet is I'm buying bigger clothes and don't give a damn.
I was waiting because I haven't heard about any new diet over there at all.
It's working great, too.
My clothes fit so good.
When I bought, like, you know, four sizes up, man, they fit good now.
Well, I call that the goodwill diet.
I just go to Goodwill and buy $2 pants, $2 shirts.
Oh, I love Goodwill.
Oh, I do too.
She don't know anything about that.
She shops at Rodeo Drive.
Me and Handsome.
We're on our own little planet over here.
I probably shouldn't tell this about my wife, but she had never been to LA ever in her life.
And I took her when I was working out there and we went to Rodeo Drive.
And we were walking and we stopped and one of the stores has a glass walkway.
And we kind of stopped and looked around and she's like, where are we?
And the guy was like, Gucci, ma'am.
And like, oh, you don't know where you are.
You're Rodeo Drive.
You don't ask where you are.
You just pretend you belong here.
I love when people from the South say Rodeo Drive.
I've got to tell you, that is like so refreshing to hear because you know what?
When my parents first got here, okay, and they're from the South, as you all know.
So when they first moved to California, it was fun because they would say things like El Camino Real instead of Real.
And they were trying to get around town and they couldn't get very far because of the Southern accent.
And they were, I mean, they had people looking at maps.
They were writing it down.
They were like, look, this is how it, They could not get anywhere.
So it's so refreshing to me whenever I hear somebody say, rodeo drive.
Just so you know, when you come, just so you know that, you know, when you come down here to the south, you're the one with the accent, not us.
Oh, I know.
That's going to be fun, isn't it?
Well, like there's a place outside of Augusta, Georgia, they call Martinez.
And like, no, it's Martinez, whether you want to say it or not.
It's not Martinez.
And like La Jolla is La Jolla, right?
I mean, no one can get around town and it's so funny.
I mean, they really have a hard time, but it's great to see.
And it's really interesting because if you've made it to Beverly Hills, you know how they live, right?
They live behind walls.
They have high-tech security, private security that's standing in their driveways to make sure that they keep people like us off their lawn.
I mean, that's just the way it goes over there.
Jules has designer clothes for her dog, so she has to buy four socks and four shoes.
But they have four paws.
I mean, I don't know what you want me to do.
Just do the back ones.
When she walks her dog, she puts socks and shoes on them every day.
I was surprised that you walk.
I figured you were more of one of those dog in a stroller people.
Oh, we do have those people here.
Don't give her any ideas.
Don't give her any ideas.
Oh, we do have people that have their dogs in strollers.
I can't wait.
Cat Turd's going to come and visit me one of these days.
And I'm just going to take him around L.A. I'm not going to take him to a particular place to see something, you know, spectacular.
I'm just going to have him walk around L.A. with me because I think it would be fun when you see dogs in strollers.
I'm going to come in like flip-flops.
I'm going to come in flip-flops.
You need to document this trip.
It would be like the Beverly Hillbillies.
It would be fantastic.
It really is.
It really is.
Every time I hear a bell, there's somebody at that door.
What is this thing?
The cement pond.
Oh my gosh.
It will be a blast.
The cement pond.
We're going out to the cement pond.
He won't like the ocean because, of course, the ocean is cold, right?
He's used to a bathtub there.
Yeah.
Right?
We have a very rocky beach, and his is like this beautiful powdered sand.
Yeah, white sand.
He's going to do everything he can to get back to Florida.
Why don't I come out there and just go to an ugly beach?
There you go.
See what I mean?
You know, if you've noticed, everybody swims with their clothes on around California, too.
Yes, that is true.
All them floating needles.
They don't want to poke them.
I knew there had to be some reason because you look out there and there's a whole family in their clothes.
That's right.
That's weird.
Yeah, they're in wetsuits too.
I mean, completely covered from head to toe.
I'm not about swimming where there's great white sharks either.
There's not great whites here.
I just want to get killed by a normal bull shark.
I went to two or three bites, not one big gulp.
Well, you don't want to get tangled up in a face mask because you know how the liberals are so good at just tossing and getting rid of all of their garbage in the oceans and everything else.
I mean, everything they practice, of course, it doesn't apply to them.
Just go to one of their rallies and you'll see what it's like to clean up after them.
It's amazing.
My favorite is watching California people sip from a paper straw from a plastic cup.
They got it inside a plastic cup.
And then hand you a syringe, right?
I can't get into the non-disposable straws, the metal straws.
My wife is doing that.
I don't like the feel of metal.
Yeah.
How does it not burn?
Isn't it hot?
Like with beverages?
You feel like you're at the damn dentist when you're trying to drink it.
Brain freeze.
Oh my gosh.
So you've been on a cruise ship.
You've been touring.
Tell us about all of that.
What is your latest and greatest?
Well, the latest and greatest was I got a standing ovation on the cruise ship, and I was so happy because I made a couple of references that I normally never make, like a Kamala reference, and the audience went nuts, and, you know, this is talking about going to stop at a bathroom that was dirtier than Hunter Biden's laptop, and...
The audience, like, just, like, exploded.
Because I think people are...
They're turning.
The worm has turned, my friend.
Yeah.
I didn't feel the, oh, you know, the, oh.
Interesting.
Keep doing them.
Yeah.
If you can't do jokes about Joe Biden, they write themselves.
Right?
I mean, seriously, you're in such a great spot right now because, honestly, the liberals have killed comedy in every way they possibly can.
Everybody's offended.
They're even offended at themselves for being offended.
For whatever reason, no one can laugh at themselves anymore.
And we're hungry for that.
We've got to see it.
It's got to turn around.
Did anybody slap you?
Did you get slapped?
I have not.
No, I didn't get slapped, but I did do that.
I did the night of the Oscars.
I had a late night show and I claim that I was the first one.
I made a joke about Oklahoma and this lady goes, hey, I'm from Oklahoma.
And I go, don't jump up and slap me now.
Again, the audience goes, ah!
They want those kind of jokes.
They do.
Yeah, they want you to be current.
These people are current.
They want you to be current, you know?
Well, a lot of the liberal comics have lost the comedy.
Like, look at Jon Stewart.
Look at, you know, what used to be funny.
Now he's just talking about, you know, we've lost the American dream.
The American dream is dead.
It was all, you know, white privilege.
And then today...
That's real funny.
Biden's up there going, this lady is proof of the American dream that you can come up and be Supreme Court judge.
You guys need to get your story straight.
There's either an American dream or there's not.
You know what I'm looking at right now?
Because I'm in my car because I have to get a signal.
A rusty truck.
Pulling another rusty truck with a rope and then a huge, about 15-foot wide rebel flag in the back of the one that he's pulling.
I swear to God.
There's something you don't see in Hollywood.
That's something you wouldn't see in Hollywood.
I'm sitting there looking at it.
No, and I guarantee if you hit his horn, it'd play Dixie.
If it doesn't, he's a Yankee.
So, Steve, it looks like we have found out what the Academy is going to do with Will Smith now.
Oh no!
I hadn't heard.
The Academy has banned violent actor Will Smith from attending Oscar ceremonies for 10 years.
10 years?
10 years.
Did they take his Oscar?
He doesn't look like it.
No, and that's what's lame, is he's already quit the academy.
He quit before they got a chance to say, get out.
They didn't even take his award?
Nothing.
My God.
No.
And they awarded it.
What they should have done is they would have escorted him off of the premises, right?
He should have been taken out.
And then they should have held off on announcing who the winner was.
If it was, in fact, Will Smith, which we found out it was, instead of giving that Oscar that night.
Then figure out, recoup, see what they were going to do, whether he deserved it or not, or give it to somebody deserving.
But just say, we will be reporting on that particular category at a different time.
Oh, do you know how that would have gone over?
Oh, that's...
They have arrested him.
That's a felony to assault someone like that.
We'd all been arrested.
We would have.
We would have been running in jail forever.
In 10 years, he'll go to slap rehab.
And after slap rehab, he'll be...
He's back.
10 years of slap rehab.
And he'll get a standing, falling ovation.
Oh my god.
He needs to go to slap rehab.
You're so right.
I'm going to open one in Malibu.
Jeez.
My name's Will and I slap Chris Rockin.
Hi, Will.
Yeah, maybe they'll put him up in, like you said, Malibu Rehab right next to the Secret Service and Hunter Biden.
That would be a great game.
There's nothing they can do that he didn't do to himself because I'm going to tell you something.
His whole career is over now.
He went from one of the most liked actor icons to one of the most hated and there's nothing he's going to be able to do to turn it around.
No, because it was right there.
What now is his name has become a joke.
Yeah.
He's a punchline, you know, like, hey, don't Will Smith speak, you know?
Yeah.
And then on the flip side, Chris Rock shows have just sold out and sold double tickets and just people are going like crazy to go to his shows now.
It's weird.
Well, maybe, hey, Kat, maybe I can get you to slap me in public.
I'll bitch slap your ass hard.
Oh, I can see the memes have already started on that one already.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
And that's why I love Liberal Larry, because you two would go back and forth, and it was so much fun to watch on my days of Twitter, which reminds me, I want to talk to you about the whole Elon Musk thing, see what your perspective is on all that.
What do you think?
He's going back.
I think it's going to be awesome.
I mean, I'm hoping that.
Because the way he has mentioned that he wanted free speech and that how, what was he said, cancel culture was just a way to be mean.
And so I think that he's kind of on our side, if not more toward the middle.
I don't think he spent $3 billion to go get an edit button, put it that way.
No!
No!
I agree.
And I don't think you spent $3 billion for just something to do either.
You know, like my little side project.
I think he's invested in this.
Just so y'all know, that's $3,000 million.
3,000.
That's a lot of millions.
I know.
What do you think about this?
I posted this on Twitter and it got a lot of...
What do you think is going to happen with True Social now that Elon is trying to save Twitter?
Well, Truth Social's got their own problems.
The main problem they got is they sold it as a place that we was going to get to see President Trump tweet all the time, and everybody ran over there to join it so we could watch him tweet, and he tweeted one time and had him tweeted in six weeks.
So that's their biggest problem.
Their second biggest problem is it's just been a launch failure.
You can't get on an Android.
You still can't get on with a computer.
And a lot of people like Jules has been on a waiting list for seven weeks and still can't get on.
Still there.
So they got their own problems.
They don't need any help.
Well, now do you think it's going to affect them?
I mean, if Twitter starts to pick up, are people like, oh, yeah, because it's exciting again.
People talking about Elon, he's kind of like the Trump now of Twitter.
Right, I know.
He really is.
He bought Twitter so they couldn't ban him.
That's what Trump should do.
Right!
Well, neither of you have this problem, but this is what I have when I try to log on to Truth Social.
I am 116,820.
Read it.
This is the funniest thing.
It says, your account has been created successfully.
Thank you for joining.
Due to massive demand, we have placed you on our waitlist.
We love you.
And you're not just another number to us.
You're literally just a number.
Your waitlist number is below.
Number 116,820.
I told her, it's just so funny because they said, you're not a number to us, you're number.
Now serving 116,000?
Now serving.
It's the funniest thing, though.
They say you're not just a number to us.
Here's your number.
So that's my number.
And you know what's funny?
She knows it more than a prison number.
She's had it so long.
I've had the same number for so long I could probably auction it off because I think there are people that actually have a higher number than me, which is really hard to believe.
But yeah, it's lost in the poof.
You should put it on a card and hold it in front of you like a booking photo.
I should make my name that.
That's what I should make my name on Truth is my number.
That should be my handle.
Sure.
But it's really getting ridiculous.
I mean, the thing about it is that I have all my notifications signed up so that when I do get on, then I'll be notified immediately.
And so I get all of these notifications that people have mentioned my name or that I have a new follower and all this stuff and that my account is there.
But I'm like in purgatory of some sort.
You can't launch, you launch a business like, it's got to be ready on day one.
Of course, there's going to be bumps.
But you've got to know that they're coming.
You know they're going to hack you.
You know this.
You can't spend a year and be this ill-prepared.
It's just the truth, man.
It's the truth.
And where is Trump?
Right.
Without him on there, I don't get it.
I don't want to bet you that's my fan at all.
I mean, at all.
But where is he?
The whole reason we went over there, we thought when he did that first truth six weeks ago, whenever I thought, okay, man, here we go.
5, 10, 15 a day.
I'm ready.
I'm going over there.
So, I mean, that's their own fault.
They gotta get their shit together.
They do, because it would be really great to start getting excited and involved again, because that's, hey, I mean, that's what we did when we were on Twitter.
That's why we won the 2016 election is because we were on social media and we were tweeting, we were memeing, we were doing all of that stuff.
We were getting the message out.
And that's how we won.
And that's why Hillary Clinton...
Was so upset over the whole thing because she felt like she lost her control.
She lost control because the mainstream media didn't even compare to the people and accounts like cat turds and others.
I mean, the reach that he was getting and that everybody else was getting just completely outnumbered CNN, MSNBC and all of those influencers.
I was watching that thing earlier with Brian Potato from CNN, that disinformation thing they were doing.
Yeah, we played it earlier.
That's funny in itself, CNN to do a disinformation forum.
That's what I thought was hysterical when I saw the picture with all of those guys up there with the words disinformation.
I know, it's a joke.
It was like, yes, we are disinformation.
My question to you guys is, what can we do?
We know that the media is rigged.
We know that now.
It's not just somebody calling fake news.
We see it.
Even the young kid calling it out there.
They're waking up.
People are waking up.
But something needs to be done for the media to stop that.
It has to be held accountable.
We keep saying, freedom of the press.
Yeah, but when it's outright lies, something really needs to be done.
Well, what did Obama do the first week in office?
He made it legal for the press to lie to you.
That was one of his first executive orders.
He certainly did.
He signed the H.R. 4310, which allowed propaganda to be used on U.S. citizens by its own government.
It repealed the Smith Act.
the use of domestic propaganda.
He brought it all back again because he wanted to control the narrative.
He wanted us to get into wars and get into all of these things and basically tell whatever story he wanted to tell.
They are held to no standard.
There is no accountability.
And yes, this must be reversed immediately if we're going to live in any kind of society.
Right.
The truth has to be the truth.
It's got to get back to this is the truth.
It's not your truth or telling my truth or tell your truth.
There is the truth.
We need to get back to that.
I'm telling you, they've gotten so crazy with this trying to teach five-year-olds about gay sex and all this stuff.
They're going so crazy that their time is over.
I'm telling you, I can feel it coming.
Just like your jokes, you said.
You used to tell a joke about a liberal and it's like, you long hair, hippie freak.
Well, you know, I was trying to figure out how to put this on Twitter, and I didn't do it because I don't have enough space.
But, you know, seriously, being in the entertainment business, I have a lot of gay friends.
And really good friends.
And I think it's horrible that everything is now getting thrown at the LBGTQRS+. It's become the garbage disposal.
If I was a really...
I'd be upset.
Don't throw your freaky stuff in.
That is not me.
Do you see what I'm saying?
I think the exact same thing.
I've got gay friends that I love, and I think they should be like, hey, knock this shit off.
Stop it.
You're making us look like shit.
I totally agree.
I mean, living here in West Hollywood, West Hollywood area, I mean, I'm surrounded by great gay friends, and they really don't appreciate it either.
They're like, how come we're being used?
I mean, what is the deal here?
We just want to live our lives and not have all this attention thrown on us just because we're gay.
It's ridiculous.
And that's what's going to happen is by adding each letter with a plus at the end, it just becomes the catch-all, the garbage disposal of, hey, just whatever...
You pronoun want to be?
Are you fluid gender-ish?
No, that's not us.
That's right.
I want to be a pickle today.
You're a pickle.
I want to be a tree.
You're a tree, Johnny.
Oh, boy.
I don't know if you guys saw that Scott Adams had requested for black Americans to suggest a new African-American character for his strip.
Did you see that?
He's got me blocked.
I can't stand the guy.
He blocked Liberal Larry, but my other account is still there.
But I used to be a cartoonist, so I drew a character and submitted it.
And all these people were like, they DM'd me, you know, you're not black.
You ain't black?
I identify.
Identify as a black cartoonist drawer.
You just said, no, I'm not black, but I'm a pickle.
You don't like pickles?
Pickles can't draw a black man.
One of your greatest things, Cat Turd, I swear to this day, I just envision the meltdown.
But when you said that when Trump wins, he should identify as a woman, you know, just briefly, just to get it out there.
Just for a day and he'd be the first female president.
Right?
The first female president, right?
Get it out of the way.
Get it over with.
Break that glass ceiling.
That's hysterical.
Let's get back to our lives.
It puts them in a box.
They can't say, well, you can't identify as a female for one day.
It's called gender fluid.
You invented it yourselves.
Yeah, you started it.
We're playing by your rules.
You have to do this against them, just like they hate groomer now.
That hits a nerve, so I'm going to call you groomer, groomer, groomer, groomers, all of your groomers.
Oh, I love doing that.
I made a picture that people have been sharing that, okay, groomer.
Yeah.
When they call us boomers, we call them groomers.
But you guys should be more careful with names.
It's not nice to call people names.
Yeah.
Love that.
Yeah, you Nazi white supremacist domestic terrorist.
Right.
How dare you call me a groomer?
You Nazi white supremacist.
Oh, Steve, I cannot believe it.
You know what?
Our time has totally flown by.
Every time you get on this show, it goes so quickly.
And I have to go back to my office.
I actually have a real job, if you could believe that.
And I know Cat Turd has the Masters.
Getting him here has been like a miracle.
But we want to have you on as often as you will come on.
We just love it.
We love having you.
I'm here anytime you guys need me.
I love hanging with you guys, and it's just a blast.
We always have so much fun and it just speeds right on through.
Why don't you tell us what you're up to here real quick?
Well, I've got some shows coming up in Texas and Dallas and Fort Worth this summer.
But mostly what I'm doing is cruise ships, but I'm going to be doing more clubs.
So I'm going to be updating my website soon.
Fantastic.
You just do cruise ships because of your gambling habit, right?
That's true, yeah.
And he's in international waters, so he won't be arrested.
Not by this government anyway, because if he is, you'll end up like the January Sixers, unfortunately, but that is the case.
Okay, pit rumor.
So here it is, SteveMcGrew.com.
You can go there and you can find out what all he's up to.
And you can follow him on all of his social media.
You're everywhere.
You really are.
And you've got tour dates here, stand-up videos, social media.
You've got an album out as well.
And you can buy it directly from your website.
Is that correct?
Yes.
Yeah.
Brand new.
It came out a year or so ago.
It's my latest.
It's called Toxic Masculinity.
So I'm very proud of it.
White supremacist, just like I said.
That's right.
Oh my gosh.
Alright, so that's SteveMcGrew.com, S-T-E-V-E-M-C-G-R-E-W.com.
Steve, thank you so much for hanging out with us today.
Thanks, guys.
Absolutely loved it.
Bye, buddy.
And we will see you very, very soon.
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