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The $100 million dollar man - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 2/7/2022 - Ep. 14
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Today is Monday, February 7th, 2022, episode number 14.
You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hey there, Cat.
How are ya?
Hello, what's happening?
I should ask you.
The ranch is a very popular spot to be right now.
You've got all kinds of different people and animals coming from every direction over there.
I think it's fantastic.
Even a snake has crawled itself and made its way into your truck.
You've got a real mess on your hands over there.
I know it.
It's been a weekend.
The turd twins, they're just wonderful.
They're so disciplined.
Of course, I never get puppies.
I can train a puppy.
It's almost impossible to train an old dog when you give them smiles.
He's 11 or 12 years old.
It's not easy training, but these puppies, they just do anything I say.
It's crazy.
Boy, my other two dogs have been an absolute nightmare.
A snake has crawled up under my farm truck somewhere.
And I can see it every now and then, but it's just crawling around up in there.
They can smell it, and they've been barking at my truck for three days without stopping.
Oh my gosh.
Getting up under my car, getting up under it, and they can't find it.
It's been a nightmare.
I can imagine.
Well, I mean, seriously, they have had so many changes lately, especially with these two adorable additions, Sweetie and Petey.
They are adorable.
And I can only imagine just how much fun you must be having with them because what a great thing.
But at the same time, I get it.
Your other dogs are going, hey, what's going on here?
Who are they?
When are you going to introduce us?
Do you have a time frame?
How are you going to go about doing that?
Well, Well, I've been like letting them kind of see each other through the stalls.
I put them in the horse barn stalls and put one in the other one.
I'm just slowly doing it.
And they were like, you know, raised hair, hating them.
And now they're barking at them still, but they're wagging their tails.
And now they're not barking as much.
So it's a long process.
Oh, yeah.
Pedro, man, that dog, he's like 80 pounds of pure muscle and he could hurt them bad quick.
So Miles, he'll bark at them, you know, and he's just gonna love on them good, but it's happening.
Slowly but surely.
It's happening.
Yeah, I mean, there's a lot that goes on with that.
Four coon dogs.
Four coon dogs.
Exactly.
I mean, seven animals.
Seven.
You've got seven over there.
And how are the kitties?
Because everybody always asks about the kitties.
How are they doing?
Oh, they're doing great.
They're fully recovered.
Oh, fantastic.
Okay, so what do they think about all of this?
Do they sense it?
Do they sense that there are two additions that are in the barn?
No, my dogs are outdoor dogs.
They're indoor cats.
Oh, okay.
Their paths don't meet.
Oh, that's good.
That's really good.
I don't know why I expected fur to fly when one would run in because a cat would say, you know, who are you and what are you doing here?
That's normally how a cat reacts to a dog or how you even introduce them, but that's good to know.
So the cats are inside, the dogs are outside.
That's awesome, though.
I think it's great.
I can't wait until you have a picture of all of them, the whole family together.
I hope it's coming soon.
By Christmas?
Your Christmas cards?
I don't know if I'll be alive by Christmas.
Oh, man.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, so much is going on in the news today.
Oh, wow.
I mean, just big stuff.
You know that we named the show Million Dollar Man after Joe Rogan.
I see that you made an offer to him.
A hundred million dollar man.
A hundred million dollar man.
Sorry.
Yes.
A hundred million dollar man.
You made an offer.
Oh, yeah.
I got an offer.
Brew a hundred million, man.
We're going to do a hundred months of free cat litter to come on this show.
That's all we can afford.
We don't get paid.
Yeah, we don't get paid to do it.
So yes, so you would like to offer, we would like to offer him a hundred month supply of free clumping litter if you'll be on the podcast In The Litter Box at inthelitterbox.com.
No censorship, but it smells like shit.
This is our chance to save the world and yes, this is totally legit.
Sincerely, Cat Turd.
I hope you get some traction there.
Make sure that you all retweet it so hopefully it'll get his attention.
I would love to see that.
It's a big deal, what's going on.
I was floored when Rumble put out that thing today and offered him $100 million.
I was like, whoa!
It's home!
Oh yes.
I think it's fantastic.
I mean, this is a huge story.
This one is right out from the Gateway Pundit.
Breaking, Rumble offers Joe Rogan $100 million over four years with zero content restrictions to join the platform.
I mean, this is fantastic.
So, Monday they offered it to me.
Take notes.
Yes.
Take notes, Spotify.
That's it, too.
You're walking on it?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, they were really good to us, too.
Rumble reached out to you immediately and said, hey.
Yeah.
Get on here.
Same people that sent that email to Joe Rogan.
The same Twitter account that said, hey, we'll monetize you.
We won't restrict you.
Come to Rumble.
Because we just get kicked off YouTube, no matter what.
You can't say anything on YouTube.
You can say...
Anything.
This election was stolen.
You're out!
You're out.
That's it.
You can't say anything.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I know.
Exactly.
I mean, when we would stream on YouTube, if you ever mentioned anything, like the big ones, COVID or elections or anything like that, Even if you said Trump, the algorithms would pick it up and all of a sudden you would notice that you weren't getting any kind of views or anything else.
They would just shadow ban you to death.
And then they would slap you with a strike and you only get three.
And so that happened a couple of times.
And so as soon as I would put up a show, I would take it down.
But then when we started this show, you said point blank, we're not doing YouTube.
We're not even going there.
We're not thinking about it.
We're not going to support them in any effort.
Screw them.
Yeah, I know.
They're not the only game in town.
You want to show a video, okay?
That's it.
That's all you want to do.
You want to show a video of something.
So why go with these people that hate your guts and are a communist piece of crap or go to this other one that says you can say anything you want?
What is it?
There's no skin on my back to either one of them.
You know what I mean?
So I'll go to these people that hate you.
It's true.
Hate you.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just not the place for us.
And I completely and totally agree.
And I think that now we're at such a turning point because we're starting to get away from, which is so funny because they make a living.
Okay, so there's supposed to be a social media platform where people congregate and have conversations, right?
Social.
Keyword.
You are not invited.
People talking!
You've been kicked off.
You're never to return.
It goes, yeah, the social.
This is anti-social.
That means one group gets to say all they want and one group can't say anything.
That's the anti-social media.
But let me tell you something.
All these alternatives are, I mean, it was rough at first, a lot of these alternatives, you know, but they're echo chambers.
Well, that's just the way it's going to be at first, but You got the new, you got GoFundMe acting like commies.
And what happened, you know, they tried to take the trucker's funds, and then everybody complained so much about the bankrupt them.
So they said, no, we'll get all the money back.
And then after that, now that new GoFundMe, it's on the tip of my tongue.
What's it called?
It's a new one that's already raised $4 million for the truckers.
Oh, yes.
Or their platform.
Oh, somebody will help us out with that.
It's not GoFundMe.
It's the...
Somebody in the chat room let us know what it is.
But it's Sin...
Wait, Fun Sin Go?
Or Sin Fun Go?
Yeah.
Something like that?
Yeah.
Somebody will help us with that.
It's also a Chinese restaurant.
Gibson, go!
Thanks, everyone!
Yeah, so I think they are definitely doing a good job of taking over all of that, but it's incredible that they even attempted to do something this illegal.
I mean, unreal.
It's happening.
It's happening, though.
I mean, these new people...
I mean, you're talking about an advertisement shift in the cosmos when GoFundMe did this, and now these new people come in and said, okay, we'll do them.
I mean, you can't get no better advertising than that nation.
I mean, worldwide.
One brand looks like crap, and one brand came to the rescue of freedom fighters.
I mean, you can't buy millions of dollars worth of advertising, and they're going to take over them, Rumble's going to take over YouTube.
Facebook is in free fall right now.
And Metamucil, they're gone.
They're in free fall.
Truth's about to hit and Twitter a new one.
I mean, it's happening right now.
People just, they want it overnight, but I'm telling you, it's happening.
It is.
There's no question about it.
And I love that the left was always taunting us, saying, well, why don't you start your own platform?
If you don't like it here, if you can't play by the rules, then start your own platform.
Well, now we have, and now we are, and so who's crying now?
I mean, that's what we have.
That's just who they are.
It's ridiculous.
But I think this is all for the best, because people aren't putting up with this stuff anymore.
So here it is.
This is from conservative fighters.
After GoFundMe betrays Freedom Convoy, donors' donations to truckers' new crowdfunding site skyrockets.
So this was after GoFundMe decided it would no longer support the Canadian Freedom Convoy, which meant $9 million.
million I heard it went up to like 10 million in donations would never reach the Canadian truckers whose convoy transfixed freedom lovers everywhere.
By Sunday morning it no longer seemed to matter.
A page on the crowdfunding site Give Send Go dedicated to the Freedom Convoy had surpassed 2.5 million in donations Sunday morning.
The page said all money raised.
Now it's up to four now?
Over four, yeah.
Oh, good.
The page said all money raised would go to the Incorporated Freedom 2022 Human Rights and Freedom Association.
The page contained a clarion call for freedom.
I think it's really interesting.
I heard there was one donor in there that put in, I think, almost a quarter million dollars, $250,000.
Yeah, who can do that?
Wow.
Let me rip you off 250 large dollars.
In between my lunch date here.
Right.
Bam!
Yeah.
Bam, some people got some money.
Yeah, it's a real big deal.
So I think it's fantastic that they have stepped up because now you can get away from GoFundMe.
I know that they've pulled this a lot with a lot of different people that have Shows like ours, they would pull their funding immediately and would not let them use their platform.
So here you go.
I hope you spiral down and you end up where you belong on, you know, zero list.
No one knows who you are anymore.
I can't, yeah.
Everybody's like, cancel culture's got to stop.
It's not going to stop, so you better start playing against them.
You better just, yeah.
I'll...
I understand cancel culture, and I understand it's not going anywhere.
But I want you all canceled.
I want you all bankrupt.
I want Facebook bankrupt.
GoFundMe bankrupt.
All these commies.
Whatever it takes, man.
I want them gone.
I agree.
They deserve it.
They absolutely do.
They deserve it.
They're using these platforms.
It's just political platforms now.
If you're on one side, if you're a socialist communist, you can say anything you want.
Look at GoFundMe, man.
Black Lives Matter burned down cities, 20 deaths.
Don't care.
They supported Chavs.
And when somebody got murdered in that, they don't care.
They're just a political order.
Stop giving these people your money.
People are like, well, you're on Twitter.
And I said, that's true, but Twitter's for free.
I don't give them a dime.
Right.
I'm not paying them anything.
Exactly.
Exactly.
You're not.
And it's great that you're over there because there are a lot of people that will stumble upon Twitter and read your tweets and say, hey, you know what?
This makes sense.
And you will definitely influence a lot of people.
Hence, the reason why so many were taken off is because they had that kind of power.
They had it in the 2016 elections.
And then you saw what happened.
I mean, Hillary Clinton and everybody else said, oh no, we're not doing that anymore.
Get these people off of there.
Let's start making lists from there.
And they're going to start doing the exact same thing with guns.
The latest and greatest is that they're going to start trying to get people to register their guns, which is just wild to me.
And of course, it's going to start here in Commie, California.
I mean, this is a really interesting story here.
San Jose Mayor, all right, firearms will be confiscated from gun owners who don't pay city fee and liability insurance.
Okay, hello, you're making a list now.
That's what that is.
That's what that's for.
They want to start creating a database so they can start tracking.
Like everything else, they want to start tracking you.
So good luck with that, Democrats.
Of course, this is in, like I said.
I wonder if the blood in the Crips are going to immediately turn in their firearms.
Yeah, they'll be the first ones there.
They're going to be, oh my God!
We've got to pay this fine.
Yeah, we've got to go register our GAT. Here we go.
Let's all go today.
And we'll all stay in line.
Yeah, we're here.
We're in the blood.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to register our gaps today.
Oh, yeah.
It's ridiculous.
So ridiculous.
It is so ridiculous.
You can't make it up.
So here it is.
This is from the Gateway Pundit.
San Jose City Council passed a measure last month requiring gun owners to pay $25, harm reduction fee, and liability insurance or relinquish their firearms to the government, making the city the first in the nation to impose an annual fee on law-abiding firearm-owning citizens.
Okay, so there you have it.
That's where it starts.
It's incredible.
It would do that.
That's never going to pass here in the South anywhere.
I'm not just going to say Florida, North Florida where I live.
I'm just saying any state in the South, that's never going to fly.
No.
And it shouldn't.
I mean, in all actuality, it should not.
I mean, they are so afraid of what's happening because they know that they are losing.
They are losing in such a big way that they want to continue the control.
And I do remember seeing something on your page, and I think it was at the very beginning of the weekend, where you were talking about, or you had retweeted somebody about the kill switch in electric vehicles.
Like, this is what they want to do.
They want to stop us, right, from expressing our views.
That's what they want to do.
You're not putting a kill switch, just so you know, government, you're not putting a kill switch in my vehicle.
And if you do, I'm going to find it and I'm going to disable it in like five seconds.
Yeah.
I'm mechanical.
Now what?
So now what are you gonna do?
Now what, bitches?
I'm mechanical.
Good luck.
So James 2.0 put this out.
Yes, you did retweet it.
And he said, this is why they want to put a kill switch in every vehicle by 2024 through 2026, because of the convoys.
They want to shut us down.
They want to shut us up.
They want us to stay in our lane, stay in our line, stay on our square, whatever you want to call it.
And because they know that the groundswell of support to get these people in this tyrannical rampage that they've been on Out of leadership positions.
And it's not just here in the United States.
It's all over the place.
It's everywhere.
It's like the world has woken up, finally.
People are waking up, now I'm telling you.
It's happening right now.
People are, like, done with the mask.
The New Jersey old crazy face, weirdo New Jersey governor who really didn't win.
They ripped him off at the end, kept counting votes till he won.
Remember that?
Oh, yes.
That was about to be a 30-point upset.
He just got rid of the mask mandates for children in schools.
Because it's coming down on their heads, I'm telling you.
And then to the north of him, you got the most worthless photo op.
Ridiculous.
The guy from New York, oh my God, Eric Adams, calling everybody a cracker.
Oh, yeah.
You can't get off the camera.
He did a cooking show last night, I mean, and he's just, you know, just taking pictures in restaurants with no masks, where the kids are masked.
I mean, these people are evil.
They are evil.
Masking your children is evil.
It's, yeah, and it needs to stop.
I mean, it is so dangerous.
It's evil.
It's got to stop.
Yeah.
Stop letting them do it.
People, if you've got kids, don't let them wear a mask.
God.
Take them out of those schools.
I saw the best tweet.
Yeah.
I love this guy.
I don't know if I retweeted it, but I read one.
It was like, your children with masks, wearing masks every day, 99.99% dying of COVID. Your children never wearing a mask.
99.99% chance of dying from COVID. The same exact thing.
I mean, it's just the...
And you think, man, a four-year-old has now lived half of his life with a mask.
A six-year-old has lived a third of his life's mass.
An eight-year-old has lived a quarter of his life's mass.
This has got to stop.
It really does.
It's so incredibly unhealthy.
And they've got all of these reports proving that they're not healthy.
But you want to talk about...
They don't work!
They don't work.
They never work.
And they're so hypocritical about it as well.
That's the thing, is that, you know, you've got all of these people that are not wearing the mask.
I mean, hence, you had the big Stacey Abrams story that came out, right?
There she is in all of her glory.
And she is required...
Okay, so Stacey Abrams required children to cover their faces so she could go maskless.
I mean, really.
Unbelievable.
Those are the optics.
But you know what?
what they're not the only ones yeah so i mean hokal obama he was he was spotted out today in his lovely abode right in hawaii and he was there with construction workers not what you know maskless
So, Georgia Democrat Stacey Abrams, who recently appeared maskless among dozens of masked-up children during a visit to a Georgia elementary school, did so on the condition that everyone around her wore a face covering, including children.
This is according to her campaign.
They think that this is okay.
They think that this is great optics.
Well, they immediately, and so did the school superintendent, took down this tweet and this photograph, and they certainly don't want you to retweet this or put this out there.
So don't do it.
Make sure that you don't have this picture somewhere stuck in your photo so that you can tweet it out at your convenience.
But these are the optics, that they are of a completely different class.
Look at these kids in these masks and look at her and herself sitting up there first with a big smile.
It's ridiculous.
I'm glad she got the blowback from it.
She deserves it.
What a loser.
I mean, there's a lot of people that commented on it here.
Self-righteous politicians show off their smile as they force your children to be muzzled all day, set back years in their development, and carry the burden of a pandemic that was never...
They're going to be psychopaths!
Yeah.
I know.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, it's not their fault, but we're going to have a half a million Jeffrey Dahmers running around in about 13 years.
Seriously.
I mean, man, they're going to have to ban knives without guns.
It's true.
These people are going to be lunatics.
They're going to be psychopaths, man.
You can't see anybody.
It's hard enough, and I mean, it's hard for me to even remember because I'm so old, but it's hard enough getting through school and trying to be accepted.
You can't even smile or have anybody see your face.
Or express yourself.
Or talk.
I mean, think about their development.
It would just be nothing.
And they're not learning anything.
I mean, masks are miserable.
And you touch your face all day.
And you're breathing your own exhaust all day.
It's unhealthy as hell.
I mean, they're going to end up with health problems.
Lone problems guaranteed.
I don't think there's any question about it.
Well, over here, and this is from the DailyMail.com, which leans left, as you all know.
They say landmark study says children do find it more difficult than adults to recognize people wearing masks, and it could affect their ability to make friends.
Demands mount to set our kids free as COVID levels plummet.
Yeah, I mean, you want to see somebody smile or someone, you know, laugh or see what they're saying.
It's a sign of obedience, isn't it?
It's a sign of obedience.
I mean, they want you to obey.
They want you like, I mean, what they're doing, these kids, man, take the mask off.
I don't have kids, but believe me, if there were any kind of school that made a mask, I would rip them out in homeschooling.
There's no way.
My children.
Are going to wear a damn mask, have blisters on their face, and not breathe air for eight hours a day, 40 hours a week.
It's not going to happen.
No.
It would never happen to my kids.
There ain't no way in hell I would let it happen.
I'm not wearing masks.
I don't care.
I don't even own one still.
I still don't own one.
I've never worn one.
When I do go into certain places, they'll hand out masks.
I just put them in my purse or I throw them away as soon as I have a trash bin to throw them away in.
They'll hand them to you, but I don't put them on.
I'm not wearing them.
That's it.
Hand them a jockstrap and say, hey, wear this.
I want you to wear this.
You want me to wear this?
You wear this.
Yeah.
I mean...
Is that ridiculous?
It is ridiculous.
They don't do anything.
Masks do not stop viruses.
They don't.
Never have.
They absolutely don't.
Everybody's like, well, surgeons use them.
Our surgeons...
What are surgeons doing when they're doing surgery?
Are they trying to stop a virus from getting in?
No.
What are they operating on viruses?
Right.
I mean...
I've said it before, look at what they have to wear to any of these disease centers to stop viruses.
It looks like a space suit from a Mars movie.
It is.
I tell you what, get the baddest ass mask you got and just let somebody do a real sneaky fart.
If you can smell it, it ain't doing nothing.
It's going to stop the smell.
If it can't stop a fart, it damn sure can't stop.
My God, people get some common sense.
It is true.
I mean, it is.
It's like, you know, when you put it that way, it's...
Turn down for what?
Can't stop the fart?
Can't stop the fart.
Turn down for what?
Turn down for what?
Oh my gosh.
Oh, wow.
So, parents and medical experts are demanding that U.S. schools stop mandating masks for children, alleging they are ineffective and detrimental to success.
Studies show that there is a minimal reduction in COVID transmission with masks in schools and face coverings are a hindrance to psychosocial health.
Of course it is.
The pandemic has taken an emotional toll on students as evidenced by rising rates of depression and anxiety.
Can you imagine, like you said, I mean, what are we going to end up?
What is this generation going to look like?
There's more of a chance than your child dying from a lightning strike.
This is how ridiculous it is.
And put them in a mask?
It's like I said, okay, if you're going to do that, you're going to have to put that.
I heard somebody say this.
Who was the guy that said that?
Yeah, it's You also have to give them like a lightning rod on their head.
In case lightning strikes, you run around with a lightning rod.
I forgot who it was.
It's somebody, a comedian.
That's how stupid it is.
It is stupid.
It's dumb.
But the funny thing is, is that you've got these two that really haven't picked up on anything yet.
Joe and Jill Biden have worn face masks to walk across the lawn at the White House, despite there being no mandate to do so.
And Omicron infection rates are collapsing.
This is also from the Daily Mail.
They're asking why are triple jab Joe and Jill still wearing their masks outside?
President keeps on face covering just across the White House lawn despite no mandate.
OK, so there you have it.
Optics again.
Yeah.
Body double.
Like body double, it looks like you can actually walk.
Well, they understand what's at stake here.
I mean, let's face it.
When you start thinking about it, okay, they've got 2022 midterms right around the corner.
They don't want to lose the control that they have over our elections.
They're going to lose it.
All of that.
And so they want to hold on to this narrative as far as they can.
I think they're going to get hammered, too.
They're going to get hammered bad.
It's not going to be pretty.
It's not going to be pretty at all.
It's not going to be pretty at all, and it's going to be so satisfying, but we have so much work to do still in our party.
We really do.
When you see Kinzinger and you see some of the others that have joined that front, it's just, it's incredible to me that you've got these people still in the party.
I mean, like you said on Friday, censorship is not enough.
It's just not.
Censoring them.
That Kinzinger, man.
Oh, gosh, how the mighty have fallen.
You got Chris Wallace, Mumsy Culpepper went to CNN. And then Never Trump.
Did you see Never Trump or Jonah Goldberg went to CNN today?
Oh, my.
That is so funny.
They're all going to have very prominent places.
Sure.
Yeah, they're big.
They're the big anti-Trump conservatives.
We're so conservative, all you Trump supporters will never be as conservative as us.
They're all stuck on CNN talking to liberals and having liberal cheerleading squads like Kinzinger.
He'll end up there, too.
Oh, there's no question.
They'll have to get him a five-gallon Home Depot bucket to sit on, though, so you can see just the top of his forehead.
A couple of phone books while he's sitting around the table with the other pundits.
Oh, yeah.
So that'll be the new headlines.
Okay, so after Zucker leaves, you know, big shakeup at CNN. Okay, look who we've got.
We've got Adam Kinzinger.
We've got this one.
We've got this rhino, that rhino, all the ones that couldn't.
Liz Cheney.
Look at us go.
Look how we've changed.
That's what you're going to get.
It's about democracy.
Democracy.
They don't even know it's a republic.
It's democracy.
We're upholding democracy.
Oh my God.
Sad.
It's very, very sad.
So this one was from Benny, since we were talking about the mask.
Okay, so again, don't show this photo, but this is from Benny Johnson.
He put this out on Twitter.
This is a photo of a maskless Obama today in Hawaii inspecting the construction of his oceanfront, mind you, mansion, And he never had a job his whole life.
Exactly.
Everything was given to him.
He never had a real job his whole life.
He's worth about $200 million.
At least.
And counting.
And so he's the construction of his oceanfront mansion while all of the blue collar working class construction laborers are forced to wear masks in his presence.
Like his party.
All the help, quote unquote, all in masks.
All these little guests partying their butts off.
Licking each other's faces.
It's just unreal.
I mean, they're sitting there sharing a 1982 Chateau Lafitte Rothschild and all their helps over there wearing masks.
I mean, these are the elitists.
These are the elitists.
These liberals worship it.
They do.
And they honestly don't see anything wrong.
I mean, they're not trying to hide it from us.
They're really not.
I mean, they're doing it out there in public.
They're not taking any precautions because they honestly, I mean, that's when the cameras are on.
So you know when the cameras are off, they're not wearing them at all.
They're not going to dinners or going, you know, having people in their offices to conduct business or what have you with masks on.
No.
That's cast aside.
They're not practicing this, so why should we?
They're all taking hydrochloroquine and ivermectin.
You know they are.
You know they are.
Oh, you know they are.
Oh, yes.
Sure they are.
And have been.
And I understand that there's going to be an investigation on that.
A lot of people are calling to find out, hey, who has been on ivermectin?
We want to count.
And it should be.
It should be done.
Because, I mean...
Oh, you little horse dewormer.
Your horse dewormer.
Yeah.
I'm one of them.
I took it.
And you know what?
It worked just fine.
I'm here to still talk about it.
And I don't, you know, I don't have any regrets in doing so.
I heard it worked.
I tried it.
I checked it out to see if it would work.
I wanted that instead of the jab.
And I took it for two days, three days.
And I was over it in three days, so I stopped taking it.
That's it.
Have you been eating hay?
I've been eating hay.
Lots of hay.
Sure.
Have you been eating hay?
Nay.
No hay for me.
Oh my gosh.
So, sure.
I mean, these people, they just, like I said, they don't even try to hide it.
They don't even want to.
They're not, it's nothing like that.
But I'm watching what's happening over at the Olympics.
Can you get Obama off the screen, please?
Yes, I am.
That's why I'm switching over here to the right.
I'd rather look at the face.
If I ain't looking at him, I'm looking at Sexy Haven.
Exactly.
That'll make you sick for the rest of the day.
I can't do it.
Oh, so this is the latest story out of the Olympics.
Have you seen this?
About how awful it is.
Yeah, all these athletes that went over there with their dreams, they...
They went over there, and of course, the Chinese are testing them, and the best American athletes just happen to be testing positive.
They're putting them in a gulag for two weeks and giving them fish heads and rice.
Gosh!
I mean, this is life as an Olympian.
I mean, man, I know you have dreams, but hey...
Oh, my gosh.
So here it is.
Life.
This is from the DailyMail.com.
Life in the Olympic Gulag.
All right.
So athletes are crying like crazy in hellish quarantine with miserable food where hope is dead and dozens miss out on their events after testing positive and being carted off to isolation camps.
Wow.
They're probably hanging them upside down naked and slapping the shit out of the ball on their feet.
Do you love China?
Do you love China?
Are you going to compete?
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh, yes.
I mean, this is really turning out to be a disaster.
The athletes are complaining.
What do you think?
Sure, what did you think?
What did they think?
Once you cross their border, they got you, man.
There's no telling what they're going to do.
They're crazy.
Oh my gosh.
You know, I'm kidding around, but who knows what they're doing in the athletes behind closed doors.
I'm sure they're giving them crappy food on purpose.
I'm sure they're laughing their ass off about it.
I'm sure some of the people that they had, some of their people that was competing against they thought would lose just happened to test positive for COVID too.
Oh, you're positive.
I know you're, look, all the Chinese people didn't and all Americans did.
So we're, we got the bronze, silver, and the gold.
Wow.
Wow.
And look at that picture you're showing.
Who in the hell dresses up like that for Omicron, which is basically a bad cold with 99.9?
I mean, who dresses like that?
Ebola?
It's not Ebola.
I mean, Ebola.
Look at that!
It's ridiculous!
It is!
Oh, it's so awful!
I mean, so the Olympic teams are, they say that the isolation rooms are too small for athletes to train in, the food is poor, hygiene standards are not being observed, and tests that competitors must take to free themselves are not given in time.
Imagine that!
And they are also securing them...
Okay, so China is forcing Winter Olympic athletes to compete in COVID-secure bubble with tests to be taken every day with anyone who tests positive hauled off to an isolation hotel.
Look at these clowns!
And this is room service.
Did a nuclear bomb just go off?
Or is there a virus that's about as bad as the cold Omicron, like nobody's going to the hospital over?
Did a bomb just go off?
Oh, wow.
Nuclear bomb?
Awful.
They're making nuclear fallout.
That's exactly what it is.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, that's really terrible.
They're like, I don't even feel sick.
I just got the sniffles.
I mean, you know, back in the old days, If you like, they would consider him hero.
Hey, man, this guy just won a gold.
He had the flu.
And he won the, you know, whatever.
He won the 100-yard dash with the flu.
Man, what a hero.
Exactly.
He gutted it out.
He gutted it out for his team with the flu.
And they won the, whatever, the hockey.
And he was playing with severe flu.
I mean, that was nothing.
Just five, six, seven years ago.
That's right.
And now it's just like, oh, my God, you got the sniffles.
Let's dress up like a nuclear spill team.
That's it.
And feed you fish as it rides for two weeks under the door.
Like you got leprosy in a Charlton Heston movie.
Isn't that...
I mean, it really is.
That looks yummy though, doesn't it?
Oh my gosh.
Let me see.
That's bat soup on the left.
Let me see.
Then you got rotten fruit.
Then you got some kind of...
You would leave sicker.
Then you went in.
That on the bottom.
I don't know what that is.
That looks like...
That's dog ribs.
This is bad.
This looks like a baby hen of some sort.
I don't know what it is, but it's like...
A half a rotten egg.
I don't know.
That's dog and cat ribs on the bottom.
Oh, gosh, well, a Polish speed skater described being repeatedly moved into and out of quarantine over successive days due to conflicting COVID test results.
Remember that?
Yeah, those test results aren't always going to be what they want them to be.
And it's like, I'm not sick.
Are they ever going to release them?
Are they ever going to be able to come home?
I mean, when are they going to release them?
Feed him some more dog ribs.
It's a rat gut.
That'll help.
That'll help him skate good.
Well, if you didn't have COVID before, you may have something way worse coming out because I don't know what this is.
This is really bad.
You don't have COVID, but you got three ulcers.
And irritable bowel syndrome.
God dang, the whole hockey team.
Miracle on Ice would be like Brown on Ice.
Oh God.
Miracle Brown on Ice.
Lord, this is ridiculous.
Oh, well, she's describing the experience as the trauma that has left her crying and crying.
I would cry too.
I bet!
If I had to eat that, I'd cry even if I wasn't in the Olympics.
Right?
I mean, what if you always tested positive because they're faulty tests?
What if they just want to keep you there for longer and so you're always testing positive?
Yeah.
So you have to stay there even after the Olympics until they clear you?
I mean, this is like, this is a bad situation.
Shut up, rangy inside down and beating the bottom of your feet.
I'm sick.
We'll see how you like it.
Oh my gosh.
Well, I can't look at that picture anymore because it's lunchtime here and I'm not even doing that.
So I don't know if you saw this one, but here we are in Beijing Winter Olympics still.
U.S. born Chinese figure skater.
She fell again and she broke down in tears at the Olympics a day after being branded a disgrace by her countrymen for finishing last after giving up American citizenship.
To compete for Beijing.
They don't want her anymore, I'm sure, and they probably want to send her back here.
Yeah, she's born here, and you know, give her this opportunity.
And how much does the Olympic committees and all these volunteers put into these people?
I didn't even see this, but hey, sorry about that.
Bam!
Ha ha!
Right!
Bam!
Ha ha!
She speaks English.
She's American.
You know what I mean?
She was born here.
She was raised here.
And she gives up her American citizenship to escape for China.
I mean, she's a citizen now over there.
What's she going to do now?
She's a disgrace.
There's no telling what they're going to do to her.
No kidding.
She's theirs now.
I'm sorry, but I have no tears to give.
I have no tears to give for her, man.
No.
None.
I don't think so either.
Matter of fact, I might have watched that.
Just hope that she might fall.
I hate to be cruel, but it's just true.
Well, I have to say that I was rooting against all of the Americans that were turning and snubbing and kneeling the last time.
When they compete and they get there to represent us and they're not doing that.
Oh no, you're off my list.
The soccer team, the female soccer team representing our country.
I mean, even the pros are not representing the country.
They're representing their city or their team.
But you're representing our country.
We're paying.
There's somebody paying your way.
You don't pay for shit.
And then you're going to nail to our flag when it's played?
I mean, get the hell with that.
Automatically, just throw them off the team.
Exactly.
You don't like it.
Let everybody cry about it.
I don't care how much they cry.
I'm glad you showed me that because I remember that story.
I remember what a disgrace I thought she was.
And she was like supposed to win the gold, right?
Oh, she was really?
Sure.
I mean, they had all kinds of hopes for her.
I mean, this was going to be, you know, a real awakening for everyone that she was an American citizen and they had all this high hope for her and all this stuff that she caved under pressure.
And that's what happens to a lot of athletes.
I will say that it's very common.
You saw what happened with the soccer team.
They start all that political stuff and they're not concentrating on their sports anymore.
And they are concentrating on all these other things that And they lose.
And they lose miserably.
I mean, it's bad.
So I think it's good in a way.
What is she going to do now?
What are they going to do?
She's a disgrace.
They don't want her.
They're going to have to keep her now.
That's right.
What are they going to do with her?
She's going to be eating some of that fish heads and rice and dog ribs and stuff they're giving me.
Exactly.
And that thing, like it fell off an ox's nose on the top of the right.
That's what you're going to be eating in Latin America.
You could be eating a ribeye tonight.
That's right.
Ribeye, baked potato.
That's it.
This is it for life.
This is what you get for falling on the ice.
Oh my gosh.
Well, this is an interesting story I saw on your page.
I thought this was good.
I loved it, actually.
About Hunter.
Is Hunter going to be in charge?
So, crazy story out here.
Tom Cotton is reporting, last week Biden talked about being tough on crime.
This week, the Biden administration announced funds for crackpike distribution to advance racial equity.
Okay, so, are you kidding?
That is so racist.
Can you be any more racist than that statement?
I can't.
This has to be the Babylon Bee or something.
And it's real.
That is so racist.
I know.
I mean, this is a real...
Them Democrats are brilliant, ain't they?
Hey, how do we stop crack problems?
Hey, just give everybody free crack pipes.
Ah, that's a great idea.
That'll work.
How do we stop heroin use?
Let's just set up a room and have the city pay for it, where they can just shoot heroin for free.
And then we'll just let them go up and stay in the motel rooms on the government.
That's what they do here.
That'll solve it.
That'll solve it.
I know.
This is crazy.
I mean, it doesn't make any sense.
Okay, so they got rid of our plastic straws, but yet they give them syringes to use, which are littered all over our sidewalks and streets, and they are completely dangerous.
And who knows, if you were to step on one of those needles, what you would actually get as a result.
So you can imagine.
You get hepatitis like Z. Sure.
Way worse.
The plague.
I mean, there's all kinds of things.
Sure.
So here you go.
You've got...
So they are going to fund crack pipe distribution.
All right.
$30 million program will provide smoking kits to vulnerable communities.
Man, crack!
Crack!
Ugh!
Yep.
All they got to do is just go through some of the old Hunter's drawers, man, and up on at least three or four thousand.
then that'll save a little bit. - Yeah, that's our Hunter video for you because yeah, he's, that's just what he is.
Yeah, shouldn't surprise anyone though.
So, yeah, this is what's happening under the Biden administration.
They're going to fund the distribution of crack pipes to drug addicts as part of its plan to advance racial equity.
All right, so a $30 million grant program, which closed applications Monday, And we'll begin in May.
We'll provide funds to non-profits and local governments.
Let's try to get one.
Let's try to get one.
Let's request a free crackpot.
We'll take a picture of it.
Put it on the show.
I'm going to try it.
I'm going to be like, yeah, I'm a crackhead.
I'm a crackhead in Florida.
I need a free crackpot.
Yes, I would love to see it.
My current crackpot is busted.
I dropped it on the ground.
I need a new crackpot bath.
And I stepped on the glass and cut my foot.
Well, you know what I love the most about this whole thing is that you asked as if Hunter was going to be in charge of all of this.
Because everybody wants to know where Hunter is.
But, yeah, is he going to be in charge of this whole thing?
It would be perfect for him.
Here's Hunter.
You know, here's Hunter right up until six months before the election was...
Total crackhead.
You've seen all the pictures.
His teeth were rotten, just rotten, black, rotten teeth from, you know, meth mouth, just crack mouth.
And so they get him new teeth.
He don't go to rehab.
They just get him new teeth and they write a bunch of stories about him, put him out there in a suit and tie.
And then they, all of a sudden, this miracle happened.
He'd been painting all this time.
He'd been a crackhead and all that documentation.
He's been painting for years.
You know, using a straw.
And his crack doodles are worth Rembrandt's, basically.
You know?
So, he never went to rehab, and he's secured.
I mean, you don't think he's still a crackhead, people, man.
I guarantee he's smoking crack right now.
Right.
Off a hooker's butt.
Now.
Guaranteed!
Oh my gosh.
Something tells me that you were able to get a sneak peek of that laptop from hell, Cat Turd.
I think you got like a private screening of it because you know a lot.
I mean, they at least fake, you know, these big celebrities at least fake going there.
They say, well, I know they got caught going 150 miles an hour and had an eight ball of coke in each nostril and two kilos in the back, but...
He's going to go to Betty Ford for three months and he's going to be cured.
You know they just go...
Well, I mean, it's no different than what they do here, right?
They would put a lot of our homeless population, and I'm not saying that all homeless people are drug addicts, but we have a really big problem with the homeless people that are, okay?
The majority are.
They have mental problems and everything else, but drugs are definitely one of them.
Of course.
And so they would supply them with alcohol and cigarettes and marijuana and anything else pretty much from what I understand in a lot of these hotels and to keep them calm and quiet.
So they were just living large when COVID first broke out as a result of that.
But then getting to evict them and to get them out of these hotels It was a huge problem because they were saying, hey, we're not leaving.
We're happy here.
We're not moving.
You can't kick us out.
And they started all of that.
Name one homeless person that never died of COVID. If COVID was this plague like they sold it as at first, man, I mean, who would be the most vulnerable if it just one homeless people that all lived together on top of each other like sardine cans?
A lot of them are elderly.
They've all got no immune system.
They would just wipe them out.
They'd be gone.
If they sold it like they said it was.
It was like they said how bad COVID was.
Nope.
They're still there, every one of them.
Right.
And I don't see...
It's like they've cloned themselves and doubled.
It's true.
But I mean, I don't see our police officers being concerned about the maskless in the homeless camps, right?
I get a pass.
Right, sure.
Especially here in Southern California, you would think that they would go by each of these tent cities on the sidewalks, and they would check to make sure that everybody has a mask on.
No, no, no.
That's not at all what they do.
Not even close.
What they do is they allow them to...
Set up camp here on both sides of the sidewalk to where when I'm going out to the grocery store, if I'm going on a run or if I'm doing something outside, it is safer in some areas for me to actually walk in L.A. traffic with cars than it is for me to walk down the actual sidewalk where you have a tent city that goes on for quite a few blocks that you never emerge from.
No thanks.
I'm not doing that.
I would literally rather go...
Get out of there!
I know it's coming.
It is.
It definitely is.
I mean, it's going to take a while.
I wish I could just wiggle my nose and that would be it.
But unfortunately, that's not the case.
But where is Hunter anyway?
I mean, where has he been hiding?
Smoking crack!
In the hotels.
He and Daddy.
Yeah.
Just do it!
Make your dreams come true!
They've been having way too much fun with Hunter.
The smartest guy that Joe Biden knows.
Oh, wow.
So, here we go.
We've got all of these things that are going on here.
Now, Ottawa police arrest seven people and open 60 criminal investigations into Freedom Convoy for hate crimes as they seize fuel and supplies for 1,000 vehicles.
They steal their fuel that they paid for, and then they call them hate crimes.
That's stealing fuel from the It's not a hate crime.
It's just a crime.
Yes.
My God.
Oh, yeah.
So the mayor declares it's a state of emergency.
Right?
They're saying that the protesters are completely out of control.
That's what they're claiming.
They're like jumping on bouncy houses, singing.
It's terrible.
Well, I have to go to your page, Cat Turd, because you just love this one.
I know you did.
I could hear you laughing when you actually tweeted this, I swear.
The Jussie Smollett of Canada.
Yeah, play that one.
Play it.
This is Aaron Gin.
Oh, yeah.
From Canada, a counter-protester blocks the road and fakes being hit by a Freedom Convoy truck while wearing a mask outside.
You hear me?
My back, my neck.
Oh, yeah.
So here we go.
Let's watch this video.
Here it is.
You're going to have to watch this again because it's just too funny for words.
He's pretending.
Look at that.
There he goes.
I'm dead.
I cracked my wrist.
He's pretending.
Just grab him by the feet and drag him over to that snowbank and leave him and continue on your way.
Hey, play the video below that on my page of that guy that's in D.C., how ridiculous this is.
And I'm going to tell you something.
We see this in Florida because every little town down here, even in the winter now, it seems like it's booming.
I mean, Florida's booming, man.
I'm telling you, booming.
Not at all.
And nobody's in masks.
Everybody's having fun.
Nobody gives a damn.
It's not the case here.
Okay, so this one here.
All right, so the Democrat Party is destroying the country.
DC gone.
This is from Guy Fries at Guy Fries.
Check out this bit.
Yeah, it's just a dude.
Okay, guys, it's like a...
It's 7 p.m.
here on Sunday in Washington, D.C., and it sucks here, okay?
Like, that's the National Archives behind me, okay?
There's some restaurant here.
I went here during one of the protests, and you could get in, but now they have this whole thing, stop, show your vax card.
Most of the restaurants are just completely closed.
It is awful.
I can't even, I can't get somebody to eat here.
I couldn't get a beer if I wanted.
You hear it?
There's no one even here!
It's crazy!
It's awful here.
The FBI building is right here.
Look, come on.
It's really disturbing.
That's the FBI building right there.
There's a restaurant right there that's closed down forever.
There's another place.
They used to get burgers right over here.
Right by the National Archives, right around that corner, right there in that corner, I don't know if you can see, but right there, there's a burger joint.
You should have a really good burger.
It's closed forever.
It's all closed forever.
The things that are open, you can't even, you gotta show a piece of paper to get in that says you got, and everyone has fake vax cards, by the way.
I'm not doing it, but everyone I know is doing it, and I'm not participating.
It's horrible here.
That's what it looks like in Washington, D.C. Today is Sunday, February 7th, 2022.
It's around 7 p.m.
It's dead!
That is a way!
Oh my gosh!
I hate to say it, but it's so true.
It's ridiculous.
Yes.
It's ridiculous.
They've just shut down everybody's way of life over nothing.
Over nothing.
Nothing.
Oh my gosh.
These viruses have come and gone, man.
And they do kill people, you know.
There's been the bird flu, the swine flu, the everything flu since I've been alive.
But nobody shuts down the country and acts like this.
It's just these branch Covidians, this cult that is addicted to the Covid narrative, they're nuts.
It's time to treat them like they're nuts.
It is.
Because they are.
And make fun of them as much as possible.
Because it's over.
And they want to hold on to it for as long as possible.
You know that the politicians are just loving this.
And the people, the Hollywood's loving it.
All of them are loving it.
They feel like they've got the whole city to themselves.
Because everybody else has been placed and put away.
And they can do whatever it is they want.
You remember when the mayor and his wife took over New Year's Eve?
Right?
In New York.
Oh yeah, they had their own private dance.
I mean, why not?
Private dance.
Of course.
I mean, that's what they do.
We'll end with this story here because the left is making such a big deal at it, but of course this is really fun.
Gateway Pundit, this is out from them, National Archives raids Mar-a-Lago to retrieve Trump White House record boxes.
All they found were mementos, gifts, and letters from world leaders.
So, did you hear about this one?
This one is where they...
No.
Okay.
So, the National Archives, they raided Mar-a-Lago last month, we're hearing about it now, and retrieved the Trump White House record boxes, according to the Washington Post.
It turns out all they found were the gifts, mementos, and letters from world leaders.
This is totally normal.
Every recent presidential administration has had some Presidential Records Act violations, but the media has tried to sensationalize the story because it involves Trump.
Trump advisors say there was no malicious intent, but the left-wing media is raising the possibility of Trump being charged for violating the Presidential Records Act.
We got him this time.
We really got him this time.
My God.
Exactly.
Number 12,457.6.
We got it!
Exactly.
Get another committee together, everyone, because we're going to need it, right?
Get all those other letters.
Send out Adam Kinzinger.
Get him a step letter.
He's back on.
So, I mean, of course, they would never even talk about Hillary's emails or the fact, you know, that they, even the FBI, took a sledgehammer to all of her cell phones and everything else to try to get rid of all the information.
But this is what they were, this is what the Washington Post reported.
President Donald Trump improperly removed multiple boxes from the White House that were retrieved by the National Archives and Records Administration last month from his Mar-a-Lago residence because they contained Documents and other items that should have been turned over to the agency, according to three people familiar with the visit.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Three people familiar.
The recovery.
They have the worst.
They're sources.
They're fake sources.
They can't even, you know, give a fake source.
It's a reliable name.
Well, it happened last month.
Three people familiar with.
Right?
I mean, this happened last month and they're just hearing about it now.
Yeah.
So their sources are not that great.
They just are without a story and they want to deflect from the fact that Biden is just doing an absolute miserable job, especially trying to convince everyone that his numbers were correct, which of course we know they weren't.
I saw that you made another jab on that one.
I thought that was hilarious about the jobs reports.
It's all fake.
The whole last year was all fake.
All the revisions are all fake.
Go to Zero Hedge's Twitter page.
He's got all the information about how fake all the numbers are.
Of course they're fake.
Hey, we're doing terrible.
We lost $300,000.
Let's just add $1.5 million in the last three months.
Nobody will care.
Okay.
You just go through it and click, click, click, click, click, delete on your computer, send it out over the press, and that's how they do it.
It's that simple.
It's true.
No actual job.
It didn't happen.
I mean, and they think that we're all falling for it.
They absolutely do.
And they continue to revise, revise, revise, just like they tried to continue to count ballots over and over and over again.
It's the same thing.
But I think everyone's really starting to wake up to the whole thing.
I hope so anyway, because this is the biggest joke ever.
I mean, it is just the biggest joke we've ever seen.
And they're just going to continue to do it because they're headline grabbers.
They figure if they can get a headline in someone's mind and they can get it to stick, that people are going to believe that it's real.
If you read the article, you can learn that it's actually not.
They contradict themselves a hundred times.
or they say a friend of a source's friend of a friend's of an ex-girlfriend's husband's wife or someone unknown said it.
Three people with heads said that Trump's brain was, I mean, it's just like, they're not even trying to give me any kind of title.
Three people familiar with life in general.
And you better believe it.
You better believe it.
Well, we have had another show that has just flown by.
There's so much to discuss, and it goes by way, way too quickly.
It's amazing with you, Cat Turd, how fast the show goes.
But anyway, I've enjoyed it as usual.
It's fun, isn't it?
I know.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we get to get the lead out on here.
Tell everybody how we really feel, which is a lot of fun.
Thank you so much, everyone, for joining us.
We had a great time.
Make sure that you subscribe to the channel.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
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