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Fudging the numbers - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 2/4/2022 - Ep. 13
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Hello.
Today is Friday, February 4th, 2022, episode number 13.
You're in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hello, Cat.
How are you?
Hello, hello, hello.
What's up?
How's the big happy family?
Oh, we're doing good.
It's raining today, so everybody's in their little lazy mode sleeping.
Me too.
Oh, that's good.
Some of you don't see much in California.
That's right.
We never see that.
Exactly.
We have like for the whole entire year, probably two weeks of rain.
And that's it.
That's all we've got.
And it's all scattered too.
But that'll make for a nice awakening.
I mean, everyone will all of a sudden get up together and have all of this energy and then you're really going to be tired.
That's generally how it goes, right?
A little bit of rest and then they're ready.
I can't tell you.
Yeah, they're wearing me out, but man, those two little turd twins, man, they're something else.
They're adorable.
They wrestle, but they're still at the puppy stage where they're uncoordinated, so they hit each other.
I mean, I thought Sweetie got knocked out last night.
They just ran into each other, and Sweetie fell down.
I thought she was hurt bad.
I think it knocked her out for a second.
She just laid flat with her eyes closed.
I was like, hey!
I think Beatty knocked her out.
Put her in a sleeping hole.
Oh my gosh.
Or shocked her.
Put her into like one of those states.
Well, you know, boys aren't allowed in girls sports, so I don't know what they were playing, but...
Yeah.
It looks like it's starting.
I can't believe we actually got to this point, but Kristi Noem, I guess, is also talking.
She just signed something saying the same thing.
So it has started.
Like I said, though, I can't imagine anybody thinking that that is okay anyway.
I mean, how do we get to the point where you have to actually sign that into law?
I have no idea.
But it is happening.
It's ridiculous.
Yeah, it is happening around the country.
And so that's good.
I mean, it just seems like a hello duh to me, but I guess for some people it's just not.
But anyway, we've got a lot of things going on.
I saw the Biden regime numbers.
You want to talk a little bit about that?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You know how they revise these every now and then.
They'll go back and revise these things.
They do this all the time.
It's no big deal, but it's usually like 10% or something.
If there was 235,000 jobs created, they'll go back and say, okay, well, November, it wasn't 235,000.
It was 259,000.
Or if it goes the other way, it's not 235,000.
It's 222,000.
They'll do the months like that, but not Biden and them.
They just went back and revised like 1.5 million jobs into the last three months.
It's just unreal.
It's insane.
Here's the revisions they come up with today, and believe me, this is all just a bunch of lies.
So November was revised from $249,000 to $647,000.
God, please.
Let's triple it, you know?
That sounds good.
I'm surprised they don't have a.55 at the very end of that, but keep going.
Yeah, and December was revised from 199,000 to 510,000.
Oh.
And you remember, they just came out with minus 300,000 through ADP and all that stuff, but that was all revised.
Now it's plus 467 for last month.
Unbelievable.
Let's shoot that one up, $700,000.
You know, $600,000, $500,000, $700,000.
They basically added $1.5 million.
It's unbelievable.
They added $1.5 million magically out of the air, revised three months.
And then, of course, as soon as they announced it, all the blue check marks start tweeting it, and everybody's like, oh, my God!
We're in a Biden boom!
And then he has a speech.
He goes out and actually has a speech about All these jobs that were created the last three months, which is all just a bunch of lies because they revised it.
They just fudged the numbers and added 1.5 million jobs in three months.
That's crazy.
Holy crap.
It is ridiculous.
Absolutely ridiculous.
I mean, the jobs report is about as trustworthy as our elections.
You know what?
You need some extra votes.
Let's go ahead and do that.
Dominion does it.
Yeah, so I did that.
So you've got to make fun of them.
See that tweet?
Yes.
I would read it, but I don't know how the numbers are.
I don't know how to interpret these numbers.
I don't even think they're a word for them.
But here you are, Cat Turd.
Cat Turd put this out just a couple of hours ago.
Breaking.
The Biden regime has revised the last three months job numbers.
Here are the new numbers.
November.
I don't even know what that is, but it starts with a four and it ends with a five.
They might as well just do it, you know, because it's so ridiculous.
Now they might as well just say, hey, We created a trillion jobs last month.
We revised it up.
They might as well, because it's so fantasy.
Everything they're doing is fantasy now, so they might as well just do it.
Get it over with, man.
Say it's a trillion.
Believe me, your voters will believe it.
You could say, we had a 14 trillion job, and your voters are going to believe it.
Trust me.
100% all of them.
That's how dumb they are.
Yeah, they're dumb.
They will hold to those numbers.
Don't think that they won't.
And they will debate you to the very end if you want to get into a conversation about this month's numbers, which is really funny.
Gateway Pundit is talking about it.
Shades of Obama.
January job numbers doubled the highest estimate of 78 experts.
And you're supposed to believe this is real.
Yeah, they truly do believe that you are going to buy all of this.
That they are fudging the numbers to make Obama and Biden look better and make Trump look worse.
But today's numbers, it definitely takes the cake.
The US government claims that Biden gained 467,000 jobs last month, a total that doubles the highest of 78 expert expectations.
That is unreal.
Yeah, and they actually lost $300,000 if you really want to know.
But somehow, magically, they gained $746,000 after they thought about it for a day.
They were getting such bad, you know, it's just like during Christmas they only did $199,000.
And November's even better.
And they only did like $200,000.
And then in January, negative $300,000.
They were getting so bad press.
So they said, okay, we'll just go revise them.
We'll just add on one point.
That's 600,000, 500,000, and 400,500,000.
See?
We're doing good.
Right.
Aren't we doing a great job?
Oh, isn't that...
It's a miracle!
It is a miracle.
Well, you know, give them a night to think about it, and they end up in that same war room, right, where they sit there, just like at the election night, and then all of a sudden they shut everything down for just a few minutes.
They get their ideas together, and they're like, okay, we need more votes.
Let's go ahead and come up with these votes.
More cowbells!
More cowbells!
And that's exactly what happens.
We need a water break, right, in one of the locations.
Everybody's got to evacuate.
We'll be back in a couple of hours and we'll give you exactly what you want to see and what you want to hear.
Oh, right.
Okay, thanks so much.
So, The Street reports the U.S. economy added far more new jobs than forecast last month.
The Labor Department said Friday, with a big revision for its December reading, adding that even more fuel to the Federal Reserve's hawkish outlook on rates and inflation.
So this is incredible.
The Bureau of Labor Statistics said that 467,000 new jobs were created last month, with headline unemployment rate rising from post-pandemic low to 4%.
The January tally was firmly ahead of the street consensus forecast of 150,000.
The BLS noted that hourly wages were up 0.7% in January and 5.7% on the year to $31.63 an hour, $31.63 per hour, with the year-on-year reading coming in well ahead of street forecast.
Yes, I think he needs some optics right now.
This was a desperate attempt to make it look good and to keep us distracted about what's going on overseas.
Really?
I mean, and everywhere.
I mean, not just overseas, but everywhere.
And then not only did they fudge these numbers.
I mean, they can't even do that right.
You know, they have to do it so laughable and so ridiculous that anybody with any common sense is going to come on.
You know, and then he's like, and not only that, our fight against Omicron is 40 percent, 50 percent less cases in the last two weeks.
And we're defeating that, too.
Sure you are.
Let me see, the yearly flu peak, and now the yearly flu, just like it does every year, is going down.
These people are crazy.
They're absolutely crazy, but they do have the audience for it.
I mean, they really do.
And hopefully the shakeup at CNN, which we'll talk about a little bit later, hopefully that's going to change over there.
I think a lot of people are starting to suspect that That the new owners of CNN are going to do something about all of this.
I wouldn't put too many eggs in one basket.
I don't know if it's going to be that big of a change.
They would have to just like they would need to do with the FBI. Completely dismantle it and start all over again because it's worthless at this point.
Absolutely worthless.
Biggest joke of a network I've ever seen in my entire life.
But I also saw that you were weighing in on the new mayor.
You've got a lot to say about him.
Oh, yeah.
I don't care about New York, and that's the truth.
I'm sorry if you live there.
But I'm just like, this guy right here, because, you know, it's our biggest city.
I don't want it to go, you know, I don't want it to turn into a dump like it is a crime-ridden dump.
But, you know, it serves them right.
They're getting what they pay for.
But this new guy, I'm like, he advertised himself as, I'm going to be tough on crime and I'm going to do this.
And he's literally, he's not changed, you know, the catch and release.
The DA's not prosecuting anything.
Cops are getting killed.
He's not changing anything.
All he does is do that.
He loves to take a picture of himself and brag about how great he is.
And then he's...
The guy's like, it's the gun's fault.
That's his big thing so far.
He's been in there for a month now, and it's like, well, it's the gun's fault, and we're not changing anything.
I mean, this guy's worse than de Blasio.
I'm telling you, he's a joke.
And then they caught him on film.
They caught him on film.
They tried to erase this, but I think this guy found it, or somebody found it today.
Play it.
He's not only bragging, but calling all the white people crackers.
Exactly.
I mean, it's amazing.
So this is from Derek.
He's a racist.
He's a racist as well.
So the New York City mayor referred to white people as crackers.
Instagram took down the video within 20 minutes, calling it hate speech.
The public should be able to access this type of communication so they can make informed voting decisions.
Stop the censoring.
Listen, listen, what?
Yeah, wait, wait just a minute, though, pre-play it.
Listen to how much different he sounds.
When he's talking around this group of people, whoever he's talking to, and that he does when he's, like, been campaigning or in front of the camera now.
It's just like a totally different person.
It's like Hillary Clinton, too.
Yeah, she does the same thing.
All of them, too.
They're really slimy like that.
When the cameras aren't watching, look at my governor.
Same thing, slimy sleazeball.
Catch him out, and you see what he's really doing and what he's really like.
You know, I just don't, I really, I don't like anything about this guy.
I can't believe that he's not being investigated for his hand in...
In the elections.
We already have the information of what he did in 2020.
And the fact that no one is even looking in that direction or doing anything about it is dangerous.
So hopefully when he becomes as unpopular as he is with us around the board, then maybe they'll do their own investigation.
But unfortunately, we don't have anybody up there to investigate.
So, you know, it's...
It just keeps going.
We were talking about this yesterday.
Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney are trying to...
They had nobody on the January 6th committee of Republicans because they wouldn't allow us to have who we wanted on there.
They went like Chip Roy and Jim Jordan.
And so the Republicans said, well, we're not going to pick anybody and we're not even going to recognize this.
And what do they do?
They backstab the Republican Party and go greet a Nancy Pelosi and To go do this bull crap about January 6th and stab the Republicans in the back and they're up there just trying to destroy the Republican Party.
So what does the Republican Party do today?
They censor them.
Censor them by phone call.
They should be out of the party on a rail.
Y'all are no longer Republicans.
Y'all are trying to destroy our brand.
Go be a Democrat or whatever.
You're not receiving money.
We don't recognize you.
You're out of the party.
Go join the Democrat.
Sounds good to me.
Censor them?
That's it?
I mean, that's exactly right.
They are.
But remember, now, I mean, you know, you've got a whole entire panel over there at CNN just waiting to be filled because everybody else is being investigated for pedophilia or some other, you know, some other problem that they have.
So you've got a lot of openings over there.
So I'm sure they'll find a place, a real cozy place for Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger.
Well, here it is.
This is from the DailyMail.com.
Republican censure.
Like, that's a really big deal.
Notice how they make this in big letters.
It doesn't mean nothing.
It means nothing.
Nothing.
Yeah.
Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger for working on January 6th committee persecuting ordinary citizens who engaged in legitimate political discords and sabotaging the GOP. That's the exact good word.
They're sabotaging the own GOP, and they don't have the balls to kick them out.
I mean, my God.
They should be out now.
Oh, man.
And this is how you...
And Kevin McCarthy's like, well, we're going to investigate the origins of COVID if we get in.
We're going to enjoy...
Who cares?
It's here now.
That means nothing to our lives.
Nothing.
Investigate Fauci and try to put him in prison.
But here's how you do it.
You dismantle the January 6th committee and you say, we're going to do it like you did it.
We're going to do it exactly the way you did it.
Matter of fact, we're going to have all Republicans.
I mean, put your hardballs in there.
You know what I mean?
Put Marjorie Taylor Greene on there, number one.
Them people.
And you're not allowed and we're going to subpoena and we're going to show all 14,000 hours of the video that we have.
We're going to subpoena all the FBI. We're going to subpoena Ray Epps and stuff.
We're going to subpoena Christopher Rays.
We're going to subpoena your phone records.
We're going to subpoena every one of y'all to come testify, Nancy Pelosi, through every Republican.
Everybody that has anything to do with the Biden regime, we're going to be looking at your phone records just like you're doing.
That's how you fight back.
It will end it.
All you have to do is do that and do it.
And I mean, all year for the next year, You have that committee subpoenaing every Democrat, like they're doing us right now.
Absolutely.
And have them all under oath and also have it all, do not allow them to get behind closed doors.
All on camera.
Right there in front of us all.
Ray Epps up there.
Ray Epps up there for 25 hours a week for a month.
All of them.
Up there under oath, getting drilled.
Yep.
That is not how they're going to fight.
As long as you got Kevin McCarthy and McConnell, they're all buddies.
They're buddies with Schumer.
They're buddies with Nancy Pelosi.
They all go to dinner together, believe me.
They all love each other.
They've been friends and colleagues for 40 years.
Oh, definitely.
Oh, believe me.
It is nothing but a swamp there.
And that is really and truly, when President Trump called it that, I thought, how appropriate.
I used to live there.
And so I remember how out of touch people were.
And as soon as you would get outside of the Beltway, you were like, whoa, it's like, it is like, you know, metaverse.
I mean, that's what it is.
It's like a complete alternate reality.
All of the people that you thought were on a different side of the issue and you just saw them put on this huge performance, right?
They were just shaking hands and saying, hey, I'll meet you at the K Street Grill right after, right?
We'll see you tonight.
It's like that.
I mean, that's really what it is.
It's a big country club.
I don't understand why they have to go to Washington DC to get their business done, especially with technology as it is.
They should have to shop in their own grocery stores with their constituents that they represent, right?
They should have to go to their churches and mingle and find out what is going on in the community.
And be a part of the people that they represent and hear what they have to say.
Live the life in their constituents' shoes.
Going to Washington, D.C. does nothing.
They are completely and totally out of touch.
They need to be there and remember why they're there and who they represent, not this other stuff.
I mean, that's the problem.
We have the technology, so go ahead and use it.
Stay home.
You don't get to go to Washington, D.C. and live in the bubble.
You get to stay here and answer to the people that elected you into office.
That's how I see it.
And term limits, of course.
Term limits, for sure.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, this wasn't supposed to be a career.
It was supposed to be people in the community, you know, whoever, whatever you do, you're a plumber, and you go serve for two years, and you go back and you keep doing it.
And it's ridiculous that these people that serve two years in Congress, they get $164,000 a year to rest their lives if they serve two years.
Does anybody else have a retirement plan out there?
Anybody listening?
Do you get to work somewhere in two years and get a $164,000 check from the government for the rest of your life?
Uh-uh.
Man.
I mean, what a deal that is.
Yeah, so here it goes.
On Thursday, the defiant duo vowed to fight former President Donald Trump's lies after the resolution passed out of committee at the RNC's winter meeting.
In a series of tweets, Cheney said the leaders of the Republican Party have made themselves willing hostages to former President Donald Trump.
Kinzinger sang a similar tune, saying members of the GOP allowed conspiracies and toxic tribalism.
Okay, that's an interesting one.
Yeah, they don't even make any sense like them.
Hindered their ability to see clear-eyed.
Senator Mitt Romney, also a Trump critic, tweeted, Oh, isn't he a real deep thinker this Friday afternoon?
Give me a break.
He literally ran.
He literally don't live in Utah and went and moved to the state just to win and defy Trump because Trump won the presidency and he didn't.
He got his feelings hurt.
Well, you know, he was living in California.
Right.
He was living in my parents' neighborhood in La Jolla, California, and they were talking about, I remember, like, a lot of my parents' friends and neighbors, they would say, hey, you know, so we hear that this cat is planning on running in California, in San Diego, because, you know, San Diego, they had even the Republican National Convention there in 1996.
So it's definitely a more conservative area, or at least it used to be.
And he was flirting with the idea of running there, but they said nobody's going to vote for him, not even Californians, not even liberals, not even Democrats.
I mean, he doesn't have a chance here.
So they shipped him off to Utah.
They got rid of him.
They said, okay, we've got to find a place for you.
You're a Mormon, so okay, that may be your new home.
That's how it went.
And all these people, everywhere they go, they get booed off the stage now.
Yeah.
I mean, it's amazing.
Well, that doesn't stop old Ray.
I remember going to your timeline again and again and again.
Fire Ray.
Fire Ray.
You're no fan of Chris Ray, FBI. Did you see this?
He's a liar, man.
He is.
He's best friends with Mueller and Comey.
They've been best friends for years.
That's who's ran the FBI for 20 years now.
20 years.
Mueller, Comey, and Ray.
The three of the most corrupt, absolute, just corrupt to the bone, rotten to the core of people you could ever have run anything.
I'm talking about just rotten people.
And you wonder why nobody trusts the FBI. It's these three people, these three leaders.
I would tweet under President Trump's when he was on Twitter every day.
Today would be a great day to fire Christopher Wray.
Yes, I remember seeing it.
And I was like, I know, because the president retweeted you a lot.
I mean, it got all kinds of liberals upset.
You ended up on even shows and things because President Trump has retweeted an account called Late Night Monologue.
Yes, cat turd.
Cat turd has been retweeted by the President of the United States.
Can you believe it?
Well, obviously they didn't do their homework.
They don't know how powerful this cat actually is.
But it drove them crazy regardless.
But every single time you would say that, fire Ray, fire Ray.
Why would you put somebody like that up there?
I mean, especially...
Well, I understand how he put him up there because if you'll remember...
Trump, I mean, he didn't know anything.
I mean, this guy, you know, Trump, I mean, he's not a political monster of D.C. He's a guy who builds stuff from New York.
So he walked into D.C. He had no idea how all these people were trying to get him and set him up and record him.
I mean, from day one, he had no idea.
But he figured it out with Comey.
And so he got rid of Comey.
And he has no idea who to hire.
So he listens to the people around him.
Chris Christie's the one I talked to him.
Oh, my word.
But, hey, man, you're going to have to have somebody they trust.
And so they're coming down on him.
I mean, they're literally trying to impeach him and get rid of him from firing Comey, which is ridiculous.
And so he gets Christopher Wray in there.
And then Christopher Wray just kind of stays quiet, you know.
And then, you know, dumbass Jeff Sessions recuses himself and basically becomes a worthless piece of nothing.
And then they just took over, man.
Rosenstein, all of them, man.
They were just on him.
They did the fake Russian thing.
And Christopher Wray was deep into this.
But Trump, after six months of Christopher Wray, and now he's in the Russian investigation.
Now if he fires Christopher Wray, they're going to say, he's just trying to fire him to get him out of the, you know what I mean?
The investigations, right?
Mess the investigation up.
Yeah, this is interference.
This is blah, blah, blah.
We're impeaching.
And then finally...
Once the investigation was over, it was like seven months before the election.
And I know for a fact that he was planning on, if he won the election, getting first thing, getting rid of Christopher Wray.
But then, and I was still saying, just fire him now because it's going to come back to haunt you.
I mean, what did Joe Biden say?
Yeah, he has done an excellent job.
We're not replacing him.
He's great.
Yeah, I bet he is.
That tells you everything you need to know about that scumbag.
It definitely does.
And that's the thing.
We hired an outsider.
We knew we were getting an outsider.
But there is a price that goes along with it.
And like you said, perfectly.
He did not know who was who in D.C. as a result of that.
He was taking real shoddy advice from a lot of real shoddy rhinos on our side of the fence that are no longer there.
He figured it out, but unfortunately it did hurt the first four years.
I love DeSantis' approach where he just went in there and cleaned house completely.
Whoop, gone.
Yeah, and man, if there's anything Trump can learn from DeSantis, I'm telling you, I've been down here in Florida for a long time, and we had Broward County.
I've said this before, but Broward County was Fulton County and Detroit and Philadelphia all put into one county.
And it was hard for Republicans to win here because Brenda Snops and those people that had been down in Broward County, they would literally, no matter what was in this state, they would sit down there and count until they won.
And they just, I mean, it was just like the 2020 election, but in Florida, every election.
They would just count and count and count and count.
Hey, DeSantis beat Gilliam by 140,000 votes.
They sat down there for four or five weeks and got it to like 35,000 by 40,000.
Oh my gosh.
And just kept counting and found 100,000 votes.
Finally, Scott says, y'all ain't counting no more.
This is ridiculous.
And DeSantis won, thank God.
But he really wiped him out.
I mean, that was incredible.
You know, when he...
It really...
I remember watching that race, and I was calling my friends in Florida saying, what is going on?
Are you guys...
I mean, are you going to count forever?
Yeah.
What's happening?
We're trying to steal it.
Yeah.
So the first thing he does, and this is what he's done, and people say, well...
The elections ain't going to be fair, so why even vote?
Well, look what he did to the state.
He went in the day one.
And I'm telling you, DeSantis, clean house.
What a president needs to do to save this country, he did in Florida to save this state.
And he went down there and fired everybody.
If you've been working on them elections in three or four counties down there, they've been cheating forever.
All of you are gone, replacing all new people.
And then he changed all the voting rules, you know, to where they can't cheat.
There's no ballot harvesting.
It's illegal.
He's got a task force.
If you're caught ballot harvesting, it's a felony.
As it should be.
And they go look for you.
Yeah, so he's just trying to make the elections fair, you know, where they don't do this cheating.
But he cleaned all the bad sheriffs out.
He fired people all over the state.
I mean, he cleaned house.
And that is why.
I've never seen anything like it.
And it turned it around.
Badge to the bone.
That's right.
That is what we need.
We need bad to the bone.
We need bad to the bone.
You have to do this in Washington.
You have to get a Republican there and you have to go in there and say, not only is Christopher Ray fired, but the first pop You know, 400 in the FBI. Field agents all the way.
Every...
Seventh floor.
It's gone.
Gone.
CIA, same way.
Top 400, gone.
That's it.
Everybody.
And put outsider police that have actually been working the beat that you can trust.
Honest people, you know, in there that know something about it.
And just, they have to break this bureaucracy.
And it's going to take some guts to do it.
It is going to take some guts.
But it has to be done.
It does.
I mean, we're living in a two-tiered society right now, completely.
You've got the Democrats, nothing ever happens to them.
You've got the Republicans that are never going to go after them.
And then there are all these bureaucrats that have been entrenched in D.C. forever, for years and years and years, and they just move from one position to another, and they just stay in their little tiny circle, and nothing changes.
And they just sit on the information.
They don't do their job, or they speed it up, depending on which side of the aisle they fall under.
Most of them, of course, you know, are on the Democrat side.
And the people screaming Trump DeSantis ticket, that's the dumbest thing we could ever do.
You know, it's either DeSantis or Trump for me as president.
Oh, definitely.
I'd be happy to have either one for sure.
But what you don't want to do is take, you know, we got this huge freedom zone down here.
He's leading the way.
He's showing the country what to do.
If it wasn't for DeSantis, Leading by example and not closing where everybody can say, hey, look, Florida didn't do any of this crap and there's 36 and y'all are first and y'all have been locking down people for two years.
So you have to have him where he's at.
Nobody votes for the president for the vice president.
Did anybody say, you know, I'm going to vote for Trump because of Pence?
Did any Obama voters say I'm going to vote for Obama because of Biden?
It doesn't matter.
If Trump's president 2024 to 2028, he can run from the government ship.
He don't have to be vice president to run.
You can't do that.
You can't take your all-star and take him out of power to run for vice president, which is basically a ceremonial role.
They don't do anything.
No.
They can't even figure out how to get to the border, apparently.
But we've got some breaking news right now.
Here we go.
Game Boy, here we go.
Oh, hey.
So, this is right out from thedailymail.com.
Breaking news!
Michael Avenatti is convicted of wire fraud and identity theft for stealing $300,000 from porn star Stormy Daniels that she was owed for her book detailing...
The creepy porn lawyer!
Disgraced lawyer faces 22 years in prison.
Oh, boy.
Boy, he's just a scumbag.
You know you have to be a scumbag for the Democrat Party to go from heroes to them going, yeah, just send them to jail.
I mean, they never do that to one of theirs.
He's got to be scummy.
It's got to be bad.
But remember, CNN thought that he was going to be president.
Remember all of that?
I mean, they were like, wow, you would make a great candidate.
Are you going to run for office?
I mean, they thought he was the next cat's meow.
They thought that he had all of the appeal that the American people would want in a person.
He still...
Well, West Hollywood gave her a key to the city, Stormy Daniels.
I mean, this is right up the road for me.
West Hollywood said hair.
You're wonderful.
They did?
Yes, they did.
They gave her a key to West Hollywood.
I couldn't believe it.
Seriously.
I mean, this is what I live around.
This is my environment.
When I say it's my environment, I mean it.
It's like very odd.
It's very strange.
But here you go.
Michael Avenatti.
He has been found guilty on counts of wire fraud and identity theft.
The jury reached a verdict Friday afternoon to find the lawyer guilty on both counts of ripping off his porn star and client, Stormy Daniels.
I swear you can't even make this stuff up.
I just start laughing when I'm reading it.
I wish I was digging in her pocket, but she don't have any.
That's right.
So Avenatti said, after the verdict, I'm very disappointed in the jury's verdict.
I am looking forward to a full adjudication of all the issues on appeal.
Asked if regretted representing himself, he snapped, no, not at all.
Of course not.
So during the two-week trial, prosecutors said the California lawyer cheated Daniels out of nearly $300,000 she was owed for her autobiography.
She thought he was her advocate, but he betrayed her, and he told lies and tried to cover it all up.
Assistant U.S. Attorney Robert Sobelman told the jury, and then Avenatti argued that he was owed the money and never thought it was wrong to take it.
For his own bizarre closing arguments, Avenatti, he compared his trial to cockroach-infested food.
He's 50 years old, and he faces 22 years in prison.
Speaking of cockroach-infested food, that's what you're going to be eating in the next 22 years.
Good cat!
Yes, yes, yes.
I mean, that is a good cat.
I feel good.
I knew that I wouldn't.
I feel good.
So another win.
I consider that a win, actually.
Gosh.
Yeah.
When you start looking at it all.
Man.
It's amazing.
You know, the thing about the creepy porn lawyer is he's stealing money from everybody.
Right.
And he's like bribing people and doing all this with knocking.
And he's just, I mean...
So many of his clients, well, he stole from me.
And then he's broken in.
I mean, what was he doing with his money?
You know, he's proven to steal millions of dollars from so many people.
And then he was broken in.
I mean, what did he do with it?
Where is it?
Exactly.
I mean...
Everything stinks.
Man, this guy was just...
You remember when Tucker had him on?
When Tucker had him on and he was calling creepy porn lawyer to his face, I'm telling you, it's the best TV I've ever seen.
And Avanon goes, you better not call me creepy porn lawyer one more time.
He said, creepy porn lawyer.
I think that is the funniest thing ever.
Do you remember that?
I do remember that.
You know, the two, I really have a hard time keeping them apart.
But Michael Cohen was the same way.
Trump's lawyer.
I mean, he was just as shady of a guy as any.
Yeah, he's shady.
I mean, seriously.
Come on, Trump.
We've got a lot of really good guys and gals on our side.
Let's use them and let's change things.
That's one thing I think he's going to need to address and talk about is that he's not going to surround himself with these people.
He's got to have better picks, man.
And this time around, it's got to be the hammer and don't care and just like go in there and just, you know, fire everybody.
You got to.
You don't know how to do it?
Call DeSantis.
He'll tell you.
DeSantis has your advice.
He was firing sheriffs.
All these rotten sheriffs he was fired.
He was firing sheriffs.
I mean, he fired all kinds of people.
He went in Tallahassee and cleaned house.
He's awesome.
And then he cleaned house in South Florida.
It's going to be hard for him.
And then, I mean, it's going to be hard for them to beat him because he's popular and it's really almost impossible.
It's not impossible to cheat now.
You can't do the drop boxes.
You can't do the mail-in.
You can't do the ballot harvesting.
Unreal.
Unreal.
And that's just one governor can change the state, and these states run the elections.
People are like, well, how can we change the elections?
They're just going to cheat again.
I'll tell you how you change it.
You get a good, solid guy that knows how to run a state like DeSantis.
I'm telling you, there ain't nobody out there like him.
He's one in a million.
He's way better than every governor.
There's not even one that compares.
And you've got all these, I mean, we have way more Republican governors than Democrat governors, but half the Republican governors out there act just like a bunch of damn Democrats.
Exactly.
They do.
It's just like, why does it matter to have a Republican governor in New Hampshire, Delaware, any of these liberal states, when they just act like a damn Democrat?
They just got an R beside their name, but, you know, they do the lockdowns, everything.
Well, let's face it.
I mean, DeSantis...
A terrible guy in Arizona?
Yeah.
I mean...
Arizona?
What a joke.
Total joke.
And nothing ever came of it either.
And I don't expect anything to as a result.
They're just going to run the clock out, which is what they do well.
But I will say that DeSantis is just unreal.
But he is definitely presidential material.
And I just, I cannot wait until...
There's only two people.
Yes.
There's only two people out there right now in the political world.
That's Trump and DeSantis.
When it comes to Republicans, there is nobody else.
They're like, up here, and everybody else is, you know, below the line, you know.
True.
I mean, who's third that could even come close to either one of them?
There isn't anyone.
There isn't anyone.
Well, back to, because that was our little breaking news, that was about Avenatti.
We couldn't let you not, you know, finish your Friday without that.
That's some really good news to celebrate.
But back to Christopher Wray.
He is a disgusting liar.
He denies the FBI is taking January 6th more seriously than the 2020 Black Lives Matter Antifa riots.
Okay?
So you remember the summer of Black Lives Matter, 275 riots, two January 6th's won.
Well, he was called on it today.
Biden, Piccolosi, Democrats, and their fake news media want you to believe the January 6th protest in Washington, D.C. was the most violent insurrection in history.
They say it was as bad as 9-11 Islamic attacks on America that killed 3,000 innocent Americans.
What they don't tell you is that the protests were mostly peaceful and the protesters caused minimal damage until their government fired on them with flash grenades, tear gas, rubber bullets without warning.
Here's a nice little picture, nice little reminder of all that.
You and I were on the show that day together and we were reporting it.
Yeah, begging people not to go.
I was like, do not go to the Capitol, man.
Get out of there.
Don't do it.
We're screaming.
This is a trap.
Do not do it.
Do not break police barricades.
Do not go up the stairs.
Do not go in.
Remember how I was screaming it?
This is a trap, man.
I'm telling you.
You said it.
You pointed it right out.
You said, look at them.
Look at who the camera is focused on.
Because this was happening in real time.
And you were texting me all of these videos that I was putting on the screen for everybody to watch.
And you're like, look at them.
It's Antifa.
Look at it.
They're all in black.
And they're trying to make it look like it's Trump supporters.
And that was a great show.
Because we were watching all of it in real time.
And we were on your timeline.
Yeah, because at first...
Yeah, at first it was just his rally, which was just going to be a rally.
That's all I thought it was going to be.
Just a rally, you know, blah, blah, blah.
And then all that started happening live, and we were watching it, and we were like, don't go in there!
Don't do it.
Oh my God, it was such an obvious trap.
I mean, it was such an obvious trap, and I'm just like, please, people.
You know, like anybody there is listening to this show because they're not even listening to any show.
That's right.
But man, it was killing me because I just was wanting to scream, don't, stay away, man.
I know, but they're trying to trap y'all right now.
They would have to get the sense that, whoa, this is maybe not a place I want to stay.
I don't want to be here.
You know, things are starting to look a little strange.
People are starting to look, I guess because I live in the city.
Two, that I have to always be aware of my surroundings.
It's kind of like living in the country, too.
I mean, you're always looking for a rattlesnake or something, right?
I mean, it's like one of those things, you just train your eyes, okay, weirdo, stay far away.
It's one of those things, right?
I don't know.
But anyway, they just forget, and they get They get caught up in the group and in the moment, and that was another thing that was happening.
I mean, there were all these people that were going into the Capitol, and a lot of people were being pushed in there.
But the doors were open from the inside, and they let them in.
They were even walking in single fire.
Oh, yeah.
It was a trap.
Yes.
This was a total trap.
And the people let it.
You saw Ray Epps whispering in everybody's ear, and the people leading it were all, in my opinion, all feds or amphithe or whatever.
And then...
After that, you know, after they went in and all, here comes the actual Trump supporters, you know what I mean, sitting there following them right in, man, and just like, Oh, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Golly.
Well, it's really, they should definitely do a comparison.
But he's sitting there, he's up there saying that, of course, that he's taking it just more seriously.
The BLM Antifa riots.
Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
There's 20 people were murdered.
20 innocent people were murdered, or more.
Yeah, they're taking it real serious.
How can you compare the two?
I mean, seriously, you can't.
You absolutely cannot.
During the Black Lives Matter riots where they were burning down cities, and I mean burning them down, and they were burning down neighborhoods, and Christopher Wray was on the hill.
And this is when Trump was in there and said, why supremacy is the number one concern in the United States.
That's the biggest deal of all.
That's what we're looking at.
And there you have CNN and all these other reporters.
They've got fires in the back of them saying, it's mostly peaceful out here at this BLM riot.
And you've got the whole building on fire behind them.
It's like, okay, all right, guy.
Can you just take a look around or maybe try to find that stream, you know, next to a duck that you can report from or maybe get a green screen behind you?
Because that does not look like peaceful to me.
That was insane.
What other things happened?
I mean, remember Las Vegas?
Yes.
How many people?
58?
And they just disappear and no explanation was ever given?
None.
And then what about Nashville?
A guy blew up three city blocks, literally leveled them just about, you know, everything on the street, all the glass was broken.
And all of a sudden, it was some redneck in the van.
They solved it in one day, and they never talked about it anymore.
They said they confirmed it was this guy who they had a picture of because they took DNA samples.
He literally showed the explosion.
He was in a van.
It blew It blew him to dust, you know, so I guess he was getting that DNA vapor off of him.
Let's go get some DNA vapor.
Yeah.
Yep, it was him.
It was him.
It was redneck, man.
Hey, there's a white supremacist redneck.
Okay, nothing to see here.
Unreal.
It's just, you know what, it's never going to end.
And remember that, and also, just because I remember this too from the Nashville, there was People on the streets are going, get out of the buildings right before the explosion.
Remember that?
Oh, yeah.
And they don't answer any of these questions.
None.
They just close the case.
Sales are redneck.
I mean, man, when the FBI shows up, you can guarantee, here comes the lies.
That's right.
The lies in the cover-up.
Go for the white males.
He fits the profile.
If it's anybody else, they know not to report it at all.
Move along.
There's nothing to see here.
And you see it time and time again.
You're the target.
I mean it.
It's really something I'm seriously just looking at everything and saying to myself, okay, this is not real.
There's something to this.
They're painting a narrative.
And it's almost on everything.
Bring out the DNA vapor specialist.
We got a vaporized guy.
Now, you'll get that DNA vapor.
Find that white supremacist.
Find him.
He's in there.
I mean, there's some gene there and there.
So here we go.
We're going to report a little bit.
This is an interesting one on Canada rules out the use of troops against truckers blockade.
More protest planned.
The Canadian government will not use troops against the truckers.
Who nearly, the nearly week-long protest of the coronavirus.
So that's good news.
They've decided that, okay, maybe we shouldn't turn our troops on their own people.
Maybe that's not so smart.
Trudeau is such an idiot.
Well, I don't, you know, I don't believe anything until it happens, but the Alberta guy said that he's going to drop everything in Canada.
Let me find this.
It's quite an interesting story.
Yeah.
And I think it's wonderful.
Yeah, breaking...
Yeah, breaking...
You want to do the breaking news?
Game 1?
Saw the pressures on me.
I took it easy.
I did the cat one this time.
This is just somebody on Twitter, but this has been going around, so I think it might be true, but it says, Kenny K's, Alberta's premier, announces...
one of their biggest cities.
Wow.
Or whatever they're called.
I don't know what cities.
I think they're whatever.
That's wonderful.
But, Yeah, but let's see if they do it.
They might just be saying that to get everybody to pull back.
No, we're not really doing it.
Now the truck's gone.
Well, you know, who would have thought that the truckers would be the ones to really make the waves and really put a stop to all of this?
I mean, honestly, they are the blood and guts of the whole thing.
I mean, they really are.
They make this thing work, and they did an incredible job, and they just keep going, and people followed their lead.
Update.
Family-owned towing company released a statement refusing to assist Canadian police in impounding the peaceful film convoy.
I mean, it's amazing.
I don't do it.
Yeah.
This is the bread and butter.
Shut them down.
Yeah, that's it.
Shut them down.
These little city nerds that work in Booth and do nothing but trade imaginary money and do things online and don't fix things and fix plumbing and all...
Groceries and sell groceries, you know, and haul gas and get the gas out of the ground.
Them people that are complaining, them liberals in the big cities, they don't really create nothing.
So the people, the hardworking middle class, they can shut a country down anytime they want.
I mean, they're the ones that turn the wrenches on the country.
So that's what's happening in Canada.
People who turn the wrenches to make everything work, they're pissed and they're going to turn the wrenches until things get...
You know, the honking will continue until freedom improves.
That is right.
The best thing somebody's ever said.
Yeah, and you know, I was talking to a very good friend of mine, Silent Night, who is a trucker, and he has been in the business forever, and he is a great, great guy.
He's been a big supporter of us this entire time.
But he was saying in one of the meetings that he was in, he said, you know, this isn't a left versus right thing.
It's a right versus wrong.
That is the difference here.
And that's really what they're talking about openly.
You know, there are a lot of Democrats that are truckers and there are a lot of conservatives that are truckers.
It's not just one political group or another.
This is something completely different on a totally different level.
And I'm just glad to see the kind of support that they are getting from their friends, from their neighbors.
I mean, everybody's coming out and they are saying, You know, here's food.
Here's shelter.
What can we do to help you?
I mean, these are the heroes right now.
These are the heroes.
These are the guys and gals that are doing the job.
And then Trudeau and his party in Parliament are sitting up there.
We will not do these swastikas and these rebel flags.
I mean, they literally planted one rebel flag brand new.
And it showed Trudeau's personal photographer.
Photography, you know.
And they're trying to, you know.
And then everybody, they're all a bunch of white racists.
People are tired of that crap and it's getting old and it's bullshit and everybody knows it.
They're tired of it.
They've had enough of it.
Yes, exactly.
All that fake crap.
All of that.
It's the same thing.
It's the same thing as the Me Too movement.
They overplayed it.
They didn't back it up when it was happening on their side.
They tried to cover it up.
I mean, you started to realize that it was political and then all of a sudden, poof, there goes the balloon.
It's over.
They had their moment.
Same thing here.
I mean, racist, racist, racist.
Okay, you're racist.
You know, whatever.
Ridiculous.
Black Lives Matter, they sent in all them donations, and now that one lady, she's got $6,000 in three countries.
Exactly.
And she's under investigation.
Sure.
I bet she is.
I mean, you just can't make it up.
It's just insane.
But my favorite, El Donaldo Trumpo.
I've got to play the video.
Here is just a little sandwich.
Oh, yeah.
One more time.
That was a good one.
This was a good one, because here he is in his undisclosed location.
Coming to address the public.
Trudeau.
Hello, everyone.
LAUGHTER Oh, man.
That's a great way to end the week with that.
Oh, my gosh.
I think it definitely is.
It definitely is.
But that is a great, great video.
He did an amazing job.
I cannot get enough of it.
I mean, it's just awesome.
And then the other thing that I thought was really fantastic is what's happening with CNN. And we'll leave it there because we really enjoyed really going after CNN this week.
But here it is.
Is this the end of it?
The left-wing bias at CNN. Billionaire Trump donor, who is the largest shareholder of the network's new owner, Discovery, wants to restore it into impartiality and insisted on Jeff Zucker's departure after his affair was exposed.
We shall see.
And by the way, there's no way possible, and I'll repeat this, that he left the network with two adults Both high up in a company, both single, not married, having a relationship.
There's nothing wrong with that.
That is no way.
He had an affair?
How do you have an affair on who?
He's single.
He's single, right?
That's not an affair.
It's a consensual relationship.
An affair on what?
Well, that's what's coming out.
They have something on him.
They have something on him.
They're going, look, we'll let you out.
Make up an excuse.
Get out.
That's right.
And they were advising the Cuomos, too.
He was involved, he and his girlfriend, or his mistress, I guess, right?
I mean, if they were having this affair before, they were both married.
They were advising.
She's going to be like, you're not head of CNN anymore, and you're ugly, and I'm not dating anymore now.
Yeah, our relationship is over.
It couldn't handle all of the stress, right, of the media, which is what we do for a living, right?
You would think that they would feel confident in their...
In their positions, but no, definitely not.
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But have a great weekend, Kat.
You're going to have your hands full.
You too.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
I'm going to try to get some rest this weekend.
I'm tired.
I bet you are.
Everybody's on their own.
Well, I mean, as long as you're not going to take leave of absence because you have two new members of your family, I mean, I don't think you're going to be participating in that like Buttigieg did.
Not see you for a month.
Man, them two little dogs are no trouble at all.
They really aren't.
They're really easy so far.
I'm sure that'll change.
They're precious.
They're about the easiest I've ever seen anything.
They're so sweet, both of them.
Oh, I think it is great.
I think love has been found on both sides.
Well, anyway, everyone have a wonderful, wonderful weekend.
Be safe, be kind to one another, and we will see you later.
Bye.
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