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LOOK SQUIRREL - In the Litter Box w/ Jewels & Catturd 1/26/2022 - Ep. 6
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Thank you.
Thank you.
Hello, hello, hello.
Today is Wednesday, January 26, 2022, episode number six.
You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd.
Hello there, Cat.
How are you?
What up, what up, what up?
We're in the litter box.
Literally.
Literally in the litter box.
And I already see that you're kicking up some dust this morning.
I visited your page first off.
And I see you've got Bigot Biden about to trend to number one on Twitter.
He's a bigot.
He won't even consider a transgender.
Oh my gosh.
You wouldn't consider one.
What a bigot.
What a bigot is right.
So you've got here on your page, 13 minutes ago, Joe Biden hates transgenders.
Election Wizard put up a video about Paskanky.
Biden stands by his promise to nominate a black woman to the Supreme Court.
Nice.
Gender and race.
We're going to qualify you through gender and race.
Man.
And that's it.
That's it.
That's literally illegal in the country to do on a business.
It's no different.
I mean, it's the exact same thing that they're doing in the colleges.
Okay, let's not go for the best and the brightest and the greatest.
Let's just go because of the skin color, right?
Or their gender.
Yeah.
It's ridiculous.
They just take a skin test and just, you know...
Just put a bunch of paint swabs up there.
Who's the darkest gets it?
I mean, that's how stupid this is.
Exactly.
Like, take one of those ancestry tests and say, you know, whichever one has, you know, this much pigment wins or whatever the case may be.
It's ridiculous.
It really is.
It's gotten even worse.
I didn't think it could, but it is.
Well, what I'm doing with that tweet, and a lot of people don't get it.
You know, some people, most people get it and think it's funny, but some people don't get it.
But you have to play the left's game.
The left, and that is how you play against these guys.
They're like, we're going to nominate a black woman.
Well, you hate transgenders.
You're a bigot.
You hate them.
You won't even consider one.
You know, that's how you get them.
That's exactly what they do.
And you just have to play it back at them.
I think it's hilarious.
I think it's really, really smart.
So for those of you that are wondering what we're talking about here, Stephen Breyer, 83, is to retire from SCOTUS after 27 years.
Biden is now expected to nominate a black female justice.
So Justice Breyer will step down from the Supreme Court at the end of the current term.
At 83, Breyer is the court's oldest member.
Breyer had been under pressure from liberal activists to retire.
Biden promised during campaign to nominate a black woman to the High Court.
Among likely contenders are federal Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson and Leandra Kruger, a justice on California's Supreme Court.
Another contender is Judge J. Michelle Childs of the Federal District Court in South Carolina, who is being pushed as a non-Ivy candidate, who has diverse experience.
I got diverse experience.
I got diverse experience.
Yes, you do.
Senate Democratic leader Chuck Schumer said Biden's pick would be confirmed with all deliberate speed.
So there you have it.
First of all, they're doing this now because this is a card they knew he was going to retire in his term.
But now they know This pretty much, they know that the Senate's gone.
They wouldn't do this if they thought they was going to win the Senate right now.
So they think that they're going to lose the Senate, which they are.
And it's probably going to be bad.
And also, it doesn't matter.
This is...
He's a loony tune, man.
Just look at the guy.
He can't get that...
He's got like this shit-eating grin.
He can't get it off his face.
He just looks like, oh, I'm dumb all the time.
And he never votes anything but far-left votes.
So it's a wash.
It doesn't matter.
And believe me, they could put a can of beans up there, and Mitt Romney and Lisa Murkowski, they're going to break ranks and vote for.
Oh, definitely.
I don't think there's any question.
They're going to get in there.
We know the RINOs are going to go absolutely for this candidate, 100%, no matter who it is.
Lindsey Graham will vote for it, no matter what.
Oh, certainly.
Absolutely.
I think it's going to be Stacey Abrams' sister, though.
You're probably right.
They owe her a lot of favors at this point.
Yeah, that's who it's going to be.
I think you're right about that.
So here is Paskanky.
Biden stands by his promise to nominate a black woman to the Supreme Court.
Check out this video.
Thanks, Jen.
Two subjects.
So let's say hypothetically a Supreme Court justice wants to retire and announce it on his or her own terms.
Does President Biden plan to honor his pledge to nominate a black woman to the court?
Well, I've commented on this previously.
The President has stated and reiterated his commitment to nominating a black woman to the Supreme Court and certainly stands by that.
Thanks, Jen.
No pandering.
Frustrated, sad, angry, pissed off.
Feel those emotions.
Go to a kickboxing class.
Have a margarita.
Do whatever you need to do this weekend.
And there you go.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
Can you imagine her going out with her to a bar and her getting drunk?
My God.
Oh, no.
Lord, that'd be a nightmare.
I couldn't go out with her sober.
I mean, seriously, it would be horrible.
The woman is just so angry and she's so sarcastic.
I can't imagine even discussing anything with her, much less going out on a social occasion.
How miserable would you have to be?
I like the way you put that in perspective, though.
You're absolutely right.
I mean, it is true that Breyer has always been far left.
It's not going to matter.
It is a wash.
It truly is.
So for those of us that are getting upset over this whole thing, we knew it was coming.
We knew they were putting pressure on Breyer to retire.
They've been talking about that since as soon as Puddin' Brain took office.
I mean, they said, ooh, looks like we're going to have another seat.
Well, not if you're replacing the far left Looney Tune.
I mean, you know, it's okay.
We expected this.
You're placing a loon for a loon.
It's a wash.
It doesn't mean anything.
It's just they think – Schumer says it's going to be a quick process.
I doubt that because they want this to be on the headlines.
Anything but Joe Biden, anything but the war on Russia, anything but inflation.
So I think they're going to milk it and milk it and milk it for a couple of months and try to just have that.
That's like a positive story.
They're getting somebody.
Liberals don't understand.
We're talking about the dumbest of the dumb voters in the world.
Just dumb.
They don't understand.
They think it's some kind of...
They think it's like...
Now, if Clarence Thomas was retiring, then it would be a huge deal.
But, I mean, this guy...
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, as much as people didn't like her on our side, she would vote with us every now and then, if you want to know the truth.
She did it.
Yes.
She would break ranks every now and then.
Breyer and Kagan and the dumbest person to ever be on the Supreme Court, Sotomayor.
Yes.
I mean, she's just a drunk.
She's just a drunk, man.
She's just a total drunk.
Oh, she is.
They're just, yeah, they're just rubber stamps.
They're just rubber stamps for the left.
So they'll still just have three.
They have three now.
They'll have three when it's over.
So it just, it doesn't mean anything.
And, you know, everybody was saying Kamala earlier.
Kamala's going, they're going to put Kamala in there and then put Hillary in here and then do this rickermore.
No, they're not because she's the, she's the deciding vote.
They can't take her out of that.
There's no question.
Well, here you actually wrote, too, and you're so right on the money here.
You said, with Biden's poor health, if you think Kamala will give up the chance to be the first woman POTUS just to be SCOTUS, you don't know Kamala.
Not a chance in hell.
I completely agree.
I mean, she is looking at her chops.
Oh, yeah.
She wants to be president in a big way.
She will be famous 500 years from now as the first woman president of the United States if she gets in there for a day.
And she knows that.
I mean, look at Biden.
He don't even know where he's at.
They're pumping him full of all kinds of speed and stuff just to get him through a speech.
And she knows.
She's back there licking her chops.
She knows.
She's just one, oops!
Or, you know, just one, I mean, he could go anytime, man.
He's in poor health.
Well, and she, and technically, she already has been president.
Remember, they put him under for, what, like a half an hour, and she was technically president.
So now that we've gotten past that curve, can we go ahead and, like, move on to things besides gender and skin color?
That doesn't make her, yeah, that doesn't make her president, just acting president while he's gone.
That's not official, but she, I mean, You know, who was the Supreme Court's justices 30 years ago?
I can't name them.
No idea.
Name all nine.
I have no idea.
I mean, nobody remembers.
They remember two or three of these people through history, but everybody remembers the president.
So she's not going to give up, you know, infamy and her name being out there forever, which is, by the way, the most least deserving person in history.
I have that title or Vice President title.
I mean, anybody deserves it more than her.
Just, you know, any dog catcher in the country deserves it more than her.
Well, I mean, you can look at the way we feel about her here in our state.
I mean, what, she got less than three percent when she threw her hat into the race.
I mean, she wasn't even acknowledged hardly at all.
And that's California.
And when she comes into town, you don't see a lot of people saying, oh, California.
VD is here.
Let's run and greet her.
You don't hear people bragging about her, especially with her record as DA. I mean, they wiped that right off the website because she was absolutely against everything that people thought that she was for, and so they got rid of her history.
They just took it right off the California website.
I mean, that tells you a lot.
The only way that she won't run, I mean, if...
She just wants to be a president.
She don't want the job.
She just wants the fame of it.
You know, just like Obama.
They don't want to actually work and do the job.
They want the fame of it and the historic, you know, stuff with it.
I don't know what to say there.
Yeah, I know.
But anyway, but she could, like, they could make a deal with her.
This is what I fear right here, and this is what I think is going to happen, because she If she becomes president and decides to run for re-election, it's over.
No matter who the Republican nominee is, Trump, if it's DeSantis, whoever it is, they're going to win automatically, and they're going to win 48 states.
She's that unlikable.
I mean, people hate her guts, you know, and she's not getting any better.
But they might make a deal with her that, hey, Biden's going to step down with a year to go, so you can be president for a year if you agree not to run for re-election.
And then they bring in whoever, Michelle Obama.
Hillary, whoever they want to bring in, they do it.
That's what I'm afraid is going to happen.
It's all going to be a deal.
So she can be the first woman president, and then she'll say, I'm not going to seek re-election.
And then, I mean, that's perfect for her.
She gets to be the first woman president for a year.
She steps down.
She gets all the fame, and she gets to go on the late-night shows, all the stuff she dreamed of, go on The View, and be called Madam President for the rest of her life.
But then she don't have to actually do the job, and then she can make them happy by getting somebody in there they think I can win.
That's my prediction.
Here's the thing.
I just don't really understand it myself.
I mean, I guess maybe because I'm a woman, maybe that's it.
But I don't understand this first thing, this first to be a woman president.
Now, I could understand wanting to be the best president.
I want to do the best job I possibly could, right?
I want to make America number one.
I want to bring manufacturing back.
I want to do all the things to turn this country around.
To make this country great.
But trying to be first in all of that stuff, I've never really gone for that.
Same thing happened in 2016.
A lot of people were saying, oh my gosh, you've got to vote for Hillary because she's going to be the first woman.
No.
Tell me what she's offering the country.
Tell me what her policies are.
Tell me what her platform is.
Give me a reason to vote for her.
Not because she's a woman, not because of this glass ceiling madness, but because she actually has something on the table.
I don't know why they don't want to do their job and be the absolute best that they can possibly be at it.
That just to me is so bizarre.
It's like you're living in a twilight zone.
None of that matters.
Well, only liberals think like this.
Only liberals see everything through gender and race and skin color.
They act like we're the racist, but they're the most racist people.
I don't care.
I can look like if, let's just say, everybody quit.
You know, Trump's not running.
Nobody we know is running.
It's just like everybody's going to be brand new and we bring out 10 people or 20 people to run in 2024 that I've never seen in my life.
I have no idea who they are and they're all different colors and this and that and that.
I'm just going to sit there and listen to them and the one I think is going to run the country best, that's who I'm voting for.
I don't care.
Who cares?
I don't care for anything.
I don't care.
It's true.
This is pandering.
He promised on the campaign to nominate a black woman.
I don't see how you can get around that.
I never saw President Trump touting that as a reason to vote for him.
Doesn't that in itself make you a complete and total bigot?
You're a bigot.
You're a bigot.
Yes.
You're picking somebody only on skin color and race.
Hence the reason why we need bigot Biden to trend.
Think about, just think about if you're anybody, you pick any of their little groups.
So what if you was an Asian woman and you're 38 years old and your smartest legal mind in the country, you're a superstar.
I mean, you're literally...
Know the Constitution inside and out, and you're rising in the ranks, and nobody's ever come up as much as you.
Nobody's ever been this good.
And you're eliminated because you're skin color right off the bat.
I mean, it's a joke, and the Democrat Party is a joke.
Well, it's really ridiculous.
And when you start looking at the fact that, you know, you have all of these Ivy Leagues that are being sued for the exact same reason, affirmative action, right, as a result of all of this, because they're trying to pull that instead of getting the best and the brightest, they are going for, you know, a certain gender or a certain color or, you know, a minority group to fill in those gaps.
And it doesn't make any sense.
If you want to be the best, then you get the best.
You hire the best.
That's it.
It's all based on who you are as an individual.
Yeah, this goes to show you, this is all this administration is about.
I mean, it truly is.
It's just an empty suit.
That's all it is.
Like you said, when I asked you today, so what would you like to name the show?
You said, Look Squirrel!
Anything we can do to change this subject.
They can't change it because Biden is so unlikable.
And like I said, he's never had a base.
It's all fake.
It's all fake.
Obama had a base.
Trump had a base.
Everybody that's been a president since I've been alive has had a base, but he doesn't.
So there's nowhere to fall but down.
He can't draw 10 people.
Nobody likes him.
And some of the people said, well, at least it ain't Trump because Trump's mean.
And now he's just as mean and ornery as anybody ever in politics.
I mean, he's just like barking at everybody, yelling, slamming his hand on the desk.
Like, just weird, man.
The guy's a weirdo.
Everything he does is just...
It's creepy weird.
Every time he gives a speech, it's creepy weird.
Every time he touches somebody, everything he says...
His weird face expression.
I mean, he literally does look like that old dude from Poltergeist now.
I mean, exactly like him.
He does.
He really does.
He does exactly like him.
And he's angry.
He is such an angry man.
I mean, he's not a nice person.
And I loved playing that video yesterday that really showed the way he treats people that he comes into contact with.
He's just obnoxious.
He's rude.
He's really, he's tough to take, but he's definitely sniffing.
Gosh, I cannot wait until this regime ends.
And you know what's funny?
I think Democrats would agree with us on that.
They cannot wait until he's out of office.
Because can you imagine trying to spin that stuff?
I mean, on a regular basis?
I don't think so.
I mean, as much as I don't like Piscanky, I think it's a great position for her.
I enjoy watching her twist and turn and having to defend all of that because it's ridiculous.
Did you hear about the huge breaking news over in Wisconsin?
Did you hear about this, Cat Turd?
There's some big news over there.
Yeah, I think I did.
Alright, so this is being, this is right out from the Gateway Pundit update.
So this happened over in Wisconsin yesterday.
Timothy Rantham proposed a resolution in the Wisconsin House calling for the decertification of the corrupt 2020 election results for President Trump and Vice President Pence in that state.
The Assembly voted unanimously to move forward Representative Rantham's resolution to reclaim Wisconsin 10 electors for U.S. President and Vice President who were certified under fraudulent purposes.
The resolution in itself is damning and some reports is damning in nature.
They've got everything here.
Here is the resolution, which is seven pages filled with accusations of fraudulent activities related to the 2020 election.
When read by an independent and objective observer, this resolution is damning.
Here is only one paragraph of the resolution.
Whereas at its December 8, 2021 public hearing, the Assembly Committee on Campaigns and Elections heard testimony from expert analyst Jeff O'Donnell, who found a multitude of irregularities when he analyzed data from the Wisconsin voter rolls, including that 93.7% who found a multitude of irregularities when he analyzed data
of active voters participated in the 2020 general election, 205,355 voter registration applications were dated November 3rd, 2020.
957,977 individuals registered as new voters in 2020.
45,665 voters who registered in six months leading up to November did not have matching Division of Motor Vehicle Records 22% of active voters registered in the six months leading up to the November 3rd,
2020 31,872 of those voters who registered in that six month period are now listed as an active and 42,000 voters who voted in the November 3rd, 2020 election are now listed as an active and here is the entire resolution That is great.
What a fabulous man who's listening to his constituents, knows exactly what the figures and facts are, and presented it.
It's the first of his kind.
I'm glad to see it.
I mean, it's something.
Look at the one I just tweeted now.
Oh no.
I'm just gonna keep going with it.
You're just playing over there today.
I love this.
Breaking.
Bigot Biden will not consider Asian or Hispanic women for SCOTUS. It's true!
They just said he's going to pick a black woman he won't even consider.
What a bigot.
Oh my gosh, bigot Biden.
Oh, I cannot wait to follow this trend for the rest of the day.
It's going to be everywhere.
But it is true.
It's so in your face, too.
For people that even would like to have the conversation, I'd love to see them engage in it.
I mean, how can they defend that?
They can't.
That's the truth.
He will not consider.
He's already saying.
He's completely committed.
So that's how it's done.
That's how the cat does it.
He's going to focus on this one and it will be an absolute hit by the end of the day.
This is from Business Insider.
Top DOJ official says federal prosecutors are investigating fake electoral college certificates that falsely declared that Trump won.
Did you see this?
No.
A Justice Department official told CNN the agency is investigating an effort to send fake electoral college certificates.
At least seven states sent bogus certificates to the National Archives.
Democratic lawmakers and other officials previously called for an investigation.
So they have confirmed that they are now investigating post-2020 election efforts to send fake electoral college certificates to Washington as a way to further President Donald Trump's efforts to overturn the election by declaring him the winner of some key states that he lost.
We've received those referrals.
Our prosecutors are looking at those, and I can't say anything more on an ongoing investigation.
This is according to Deputy Attorney General Lisa Monaco.
This is what she told CNN. Based on the public statements at the time, the effort appeared aimed at derailing Congress's work, counting and certifying legitimate Electoral College results.
Interesting.
So they have this American Oversight, it's a watchdog group, said that it obtained copies of seven fake certificates that would have declared Trump the winner of Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, New Mexico, Nevada, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin.
Former Trump campaign officials previously told the Washington Post that Rudy Giuliani oversaw the effort to send these certificates.
Like the legitimate certificates, the bogus ones were also sent to the National Archives.
The Archives act as a middleman, collecting all the certificates before Congress formally accepts them and then counts the vote.
This traditionally perfunctory action was sent to occur on January 6, 2021, when the insurrection derailed the counting process for hours before lawmakers returned late that night to finish their job.
Okay, see how this is tying in?
Yes, exactly.
So if the prosecutors find that the false certificates were created with the intent of undermining the election results, those who participated in the effort could be charged with falsifying voting documents, mail fraud, or potentially a conspiracy to defraud the U.S. This is according to the New York Times.
As the Post points out, many of these efforts were previously known and done rather publicly.
Republicans in six states sent these certificates to Washington with the hope that a future court challenge would throw out President Joe Biden, we call him puttin'brain or turnip brain here, respective victories.
Representative Mark Pocan of Wisconsin Democrat and other lawmakers previously called on the Justice Department to investigate the matter.
Enough people kept bringing it up.
If people think that they can get away with some scam, they'll try another and another.
That's what Pocan told the Washington New York Times last week.
I mean, the New York Times last week.
So...
There you have it.
Of course, everything, all roads lead to January 6th.
The Democrats want to put as much focus on January 6th as they possibly can.
I mean, let's not forget, this is going to get ugly.
We're heading into the midterms.
We're going to start seeing the mudsling and accusations being tossed around from now until then.
No question.
Yeah, it's going to be...
They should be...
Firing up the campaign in the next month or two, we should start seeing campaign ads, believe it or not, because it's, I mean, November, it's nine months away, basically, a little bit under.
Yeah, and how's your life improved over Biden?
Has it improved in the Democrats?
Well, my life never improves under anybody because I do my own thing, so I don't let Any political parties or presidents or anything affect my life.
I set myself up like that.
That's really good.
Life is good.
Life was great under Trump for the whole United States.
Before the pandemic, he broke just about every economic record in history.
It was unbelievable.
I was buying gas down here in Florida for $1.59 a gallon.
$1.59.
That's incredible to me.
For a year and a half, for two years.
I've never paid that.
It's 340.
It's 340 now.
I mean, think about the jump.
Think about, and where I live, gas is probably the inflation, of course, because you have to buy groceries, but gas, I mean, man, for me to even go to a big anything where I live, I'd just say a Walmart or a Well, and that...
60 miles round trip.
60 miles round trip.
I know, because you...
To go anywhere.
You're really in the country.
You really are.
I don't know where.
Yeah.
Game Boy!
Here we go!
Oh, that was a good one.
I like that one.
I knew you would.
All right.
So, speaking of inflation and all matters associated and how our lives have been affected, this is right out from the New York Post.
Federal Reserve signals rate hike in March to fight inflation.
Stocks rise.
So, you know, it's been a very turbulent week in the stock market.
Well, the Federal Reserve signaled plans Wednesday to raise its benchmark interest rate in mid-March as it attempts to cool the overheating U.S. economy where inflation is stuck at 40-year highs.
The Fed teed up a quarter percentage point increase following its two-day meeting, which would mark its first hike in more than three years.
The central bank is under pressure to respond to inflation that jumped to a four-decade high of 7% in December.
Stocks ticked higher after the release of the statement, even as investors have been spooked in recent weeks that the Fed could soon turn off the spigot of cheap money, lending them to file out riskier assets.
Including some stocks.
It's likely that the Fed's signal that it will increase rates in a measured faction gave investors some comfort in the wake of Wednesday's statement, giving them the green light to jump back into the market.
So, got that all going on.
You know, it doesn't really affect us much until you try to get a loan or something like that.
And then all of a sudden, or you have a loan and you start recognizing that those rates start to creep up.
And then you've got a problem.
Yeah, this has been a tough week on Wall Street.
It really has.
I mean, the average American, here it is, the initial hike in March is unlikely to have a major impact on the average American's personal finances, though the pain could increase as the Fed is expected to enact further hikes in the months ahead, which expect for them to do so.
So this is just one...
If you're in the position to do so right now, because I've never in my life I'm telling you, when I was younger, a 10% rate on a mortgage loan was pretty good.
Nine.
Right.
Which is a hot weight robbery.
But even if you've got a 5% or something, or if you're in a situation where you can finance your property or house right now before these interest rates go up, because they're never going to stay like this.
But to go from 5% or 4.8 down to 2.3 or something, because you can get them now.
I did it.
I refinanced twice.
Because you get it down to, I mean, you get it down to 2.1 or 2.2, it is monster reduction in your bill or in your mortgage.
I mean, it's huge.
It is.
It really is.
So, man, if you can do it, I mean, it's nothing, you know.
And they want to do it.
And these other mortgage companies are dying to do it and get you.
So, if you haven't done it, look into it, you know.
I'm not saying it's right for everybody, but, man.
There's things you can do right now to save money, and you better do them right now because, I mean, there's no telling what's going to happen to this economy.
No telling.
There's no telling what's going to happen.
That's why it's been so turbulent, because no one knows from one minute to the next.
I mean, who would have thought that we would have been knocking on the door of a war so quickly after leaving one, right?
Because you don't know what to expect with this lame brain up there.
You have absolutely no idea what's going to trigger him.
Complete chaos.
Let's send 8,500 troops to their border and none to our border.
I mean, you just can't get any...
I mean, why do Democrats keep voting for this?
I mean, there's just to me, there's just no...
If you just don't love our country, if you vote Democrat, you just hate it.
Exactly.
You hate it so much that there's just no way around it anymore.
If you vote for this nonsense, who votes for higher taxes?
What kind of a...
Seriously, if you're the breadwinner, man or woman, Are your dual breadwinners?
What kind of a monster, what kind of a father are you to vote for higher taxes for less money for your kids?
Exactly.
And what kind of a monster does that?
You're a monster.
You're a awful parent.
I mean, you want to give more money to the government and then less to your kids?
I don't get it.
That's your first responsibility, your children.
That's what you would think it would be, but not in this situation.
This is incredible.
Like we say, every minute has changed.
It has been just a complete rollercoaster ride, and you do not know what he's going to pull next.
That's the thing.
It's like this undetermined feeling because you don't know what he's going to do the next day.
Here, right out from the DailyMail.com, Biden is now planning to deploy just 1,000 troops to Eastern Europe after putting 8,500 on standby.
Putin brain is trying to form coalition of the willing with NATO allies to round on Putin as he threatens to invade Ukraine.
So the U.S. is reportedly discussing the deployment of additional troops to countries like Hungary, Bulgaria, and Romania, but not every NATO member is on board, meaning it may be a bilateral rather than a coalition action.
Secretary of State Antony Blinken said on Wednesday that the U.S. has delivered the written response Moscow requested to address the Kremlin's demands, and Biden was intimately involved.
Oh, God, that always worries me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, they didn't even know what the hell.
Where are we at?
Intimately involved.
He ain't got a clue.
What a choice of words.
Yeah, he was eating ice cream yesterday.
They sent him a, hey man, send Joe out for some rocky road.
We got some business to do back here.
We got a water plan.
We've got this covered.
Don't you worry about that.
You just tell us how that chocolate ice cream was.
Well, Russia warns of retaliatory measures if the U.S. rejects security demands and continues aggressive policies.
If the West continues its aggressive course, Moscow will take the necessary retaliatory measures, Russian Foreign Minister.
Sergei Lavrov said on Wednesday.
U.S. is prepared to send answers to Russians' demands on Wednesday, administration officials said.
Response will outline areas where Washington is willing to work with Moscow, like missile placement, but will fall short of meeting top demands like banning Ukraine and other countries from joining NATO. Joe Biden said Tuesday he would consider personal sanctions against Vladimir Putin if he invades Ukraine.
Three planes carrying Javelin anti-tank missiles, launchers, and military hardware have arrived in Kyiv from U.S. Direct U.S. sanctions on foreign leaders are rare but not unprecedented and include blocking transactions.
They're just scratching at the door.
But think about this.
Who gives a damn about NATO? They're worthless.
Always have been worthless.
We have our own constitution.
Who cares what NATO says?
And why would you start a war with Russia to put Ukraine in NATO? Seriously, who gives a damn?
Exactly.
If Ukraine's in NATO or they're not in NATO, how's that going to change your grocery bill?
How's that going to get you a better job?
Exactly.
How's that going to get gas down in the country?
How's that going to make your schools keep teaching woke propaganda?
I mean, it literally means nothing to your life.
And if it means nothing to your life, then don't support it and be vocal against it.
It doesn't mean anything to your life.
The only thing that's going to mean something to your life is when they start a war over there, and then our economy is so weak right now.
Hey, you know what wins?
War.
Strong economies.
All the time.
The people that can make stuff.
We don't make anything here.
Exactly.
You know what I mean?
Was China going to make all of our stuff for war?
I mean, because we don't make anything.
We don't make it.
Not even our pharmaceuticals.
We don't make it.
Exactly.
So when they sent over the virus, we didn't make it.
Still mills are closed, people.
That's right.
Still mills are closed.
Exactly.
We don't even make steel.
Try to go buy some stainless steel that says made in the USA right now.
I bet you can't.
It's all made in China.
So true.
It's so true.
Well, I mean, same thing happened with the virus.
I mean, look at what happened.
Our dependency for our pharmaceuticals were on China and also on Europe.
That's where most of our medications come from.
I mean, you're crippled.
How can you win a war if you don't have anything?
Seriously, you're not manufacturing it.
How can you do it?
Let's just turn around what the United States wants to do.
Let's just turn around and see how we would feel if Russia did it, okay?
We want to put all these missiles on their border.
What if Russia came over here to Mexico and lined the old Mexican border with missiles?
Would that piss us off?
Of course it would!
I mean, it's halfway across the damn world.
I don't care.
And then, so what's the big sticker?
What's this all about?
It's about Ukraine joining NATO and getting a vote, and Russia don't want it.
And why do we give a damn if Ukraine's in NATO? Why is that worth starting World War III? Who cares if they're in it?
I mean, are these people longtime allies of ours?
Are they?
I mean, did Ukraine, I don't remember, you know, I don't remember World War II, like, Ukraine and England being our allies, and then You know what I'm saying?
I do.
No, I absolutely do.
They're corrupt.
They're one of the most corrupt countries.
Look at what they did.
They hired Biden's son, put him on a gas.
They buy and sell judges.
It's just, why don't we care?
I'm just, hey, give them moral support, blah, blah, blah.
Hey, we don't want you to invade this, but to go over and I mean, they're out there beating war drums and saying, Camille on the tarmac the other day with that stupid mask on.
Severe consequences.
They crossed this line.
Exactly.
For what?
It's true.
Well, here's the thing.
Only 31% of American voters support U.S. ground troops in Ukraine to protect the border as U.S. border remains wide open.
I mean, the American people are not for this either.
And in fact, I like kind of where you were going with that because Marjorie Taylor Greene, who we love and adore...
I just think she's awesome.
She has her own theories about this whole thing.
Well, the DailyMail.com is reporting that Marjorie Taylor Greene claims Biden is backing Ukraine against Russia because Ukraine has dirt on Hunter Biden.
You think?
I mean, think about what Hunter does.
Think about his laptop.
I mean, he spent the last 20 years smoking crack and And sleeping with hookers.
And it's all on video.
I mean, it's all on film.
It's all on video.
It's all on pictures.
You can see it on the web.
Oh, yeah.
And it's all over his laptop, too.
What do you think they did over there?
They get Hunter over there.
He was vice president's son at the time.
Give him $4 million a year to be this gas expert.
And he's nothing but a crack expert.
And then what do you think he was doing over there?
They're going, Hunter, check out these three babes.
And they were just supplying all of it to his room wherever he stayed when he went over there with cameras sticking out of every lamp and floorboard and the computer and everything else.
Of course.
I mean, they got all kinds of crap on him.
They've got everything.
Bugging his phones.
Right.
They have everything on Hunter Biden and nothing on President Trump.
Everything they had on Trump they made up, but it was really, it was almost like they were projecting through Hunter Biden because everything's in that laptop.
People that have seen it are sick over that laptop.
And of course, we've got the dirty FBI and the DOJ and State Department that aren't going to touch or go anywhere near it.
We'll never see it.
They know exactly what Hunter's been doing.
Oh, sure.
Absolutely.
Where's Hunter, by the way?
Has he been selling any more crack doodles?
Crack doodles.
I come up with that terminology.
You sure did.
It stuck with me.
Crack doodles.
By the way, if you think he paints them crack doodles, he doesn't.
Have you ever seen a picture of him?
When he's painting, they have this famous picture of him.
He's painting.
He's got his head like three inches from the thing.
And then he's holding a paintbrush like a number two pencil, like when you're writing a letter.
And he's like bent down like he's writing a letter with a paintbrush.
Have you ever seen an artist in your life or have you ever painted anything?
Have you even just painted a house?
Have you ever painted a bench?
You can't paint like that.
You can't paint with your face four inches from the thing.
You can't even see what you're painting.
Can you imagine holding a paintbrush like a pencil and trying to paint?
You couldn't paint.
You couldn't paint.
It's just all fake.
It's fake.
It's fake.
It is.
They had to get him some money.
Somebody painted him some weird pictures for him.
He pretended like he did it, and they're selling for $500,000.
Here's one of them.
Yeah, that's when he's supposed to be blowing on it or whatever.
But he brushes too, when he brushes.
Yeah, that's actually, they took a picture of him like doing coke, and then they transformed that picture on that.
Oh, he's great with straws.
Yeah, he's definitely got some issues, this one.
I mean, it's just amazing, though, that they have been able to get away with what they've been able to get away with, especially when you've got all the video.
Look at the paintings.
They're ugly.
Oh, they are.
They're horrible.
What kind of a painting?
It looks like he bent over it.
And had, like, explosive diarrhea and sneezed.
That's it!
That's the pain!
That's it!
That's all you get!
Oh my gosh, so...
How's the lady doing with a monkey eye and pink eye, have you heard?
Oh, you know, all I know is that they issued...
We need a monkey report.
Well, and they issued a statement, from what I understand, that if you did come in contact with these monkeys to please, you know, visit the local...
And not to touch them if you come into more contact with them, but please to report it to your doctor immediately and they will know how to treat you.
Here is your other painting of...
Yeah!
Yes, here it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who in the hell holds a paintbrush like that, man?
Like a pencil.
I've never seen that in my life.
He's holding it down by the base and just like he's painting with a pencil.
It just doesn't make any sense, man.
And he's right on top of it.
He's right on top of it.
Right on top of the painting.
And his hand could almost touch the painting here, right?
What painter paints with a canvas on a table?
Have you ever seen one?
I haven't.
You know what I mean?
It's true.
I've never seen anybody.
You can't see it.
Think about why do they paint like that?
Because if you're painting and you can't paint, because look, you get your hand all in it and then the fresh paint.
What if he wanted to paint something above that right now?
Then his arm and all them things he got on his arms, they'd be just messing up the whole painting.
Well, I mean, who's going to be looking at the painting that closely anyway?
I mean, isn't that the idea to stand back and admire the painting?
So he's looking at it from this point of view, right?
While everybody else is going to be looking at it from afar.
His hands literally over the painting.
Yeah.
Smudging it.
Smudging what he just painted.
It's just too weird.
All right.
So you wanted to know about...
He's a scumbag!
He is a scum.
He is a complete scumbag.
And that's why I was asking you if you've heard anything from him lately, because I love when you randomly throw out there, where's Hunter?
You know, just as a reminder.
He's somewhere out there, but nobody knows where.
Kind of keeping him under wraps.
Well, you asked about the monkeys.
So here we go with some monkeys.
Absolutely.
Monkey Updates!
All right, this is from the Gateway Pundit.
CDC sends out a letter following Pennsylvania crash involving 100 test monkeys.
As reported earlier, a truck and trailer carrying about 100 monkeys collided with a dump truck Friday afternoon along Route 54.
near Danville, Pennsylvania.
Three monkeys escaped the crash.
The monkeys were later reportedly humanly euthanized, right, humanely euthanized.
The CDC is now monitoring local residents for cold-like symptoms.
That's very comforting considering the lab leak from Wuhan that just destroyed the global economy.
So this is what they have.
They're right off the African coast as where they're originally from.
Earlier this week, following a much publicized crash, the CDC sent out the letter on precautions when dealing with the monkeys.
The CDC tells the first responders to monitor themselves and contact their physician if they experience symptoms.
Good Lord!
Who are these people?
Okay, an 18-wheel truck turns over in front of you and there's little monkeys running around all over.
Hey, Mildred, let's go catch one.
Hey, I got one!
Lick its butt!
Lick its butt!
And I let it scratch you the eye.
Oh, it's so true.
These people are idiots.
Yeah, they are.
Lick its butt, Mildred.
I don't know why, but whenever I hear but now I think of Biden.
It's like he's the butt of every joke, right?
I mean, in all ways.
Yeah, so they basically said that if you were within five feet of the NHP crates without respiratory or eye protection, I mean, okay, so you're not carrying these things in the car with you?
You need to monitor yourself.
Who would try to catch a wild monkey?
I have no idea.
Well, who would carry respiratory and eye protection in their car with them at all times?
Just in case.
That's what I want to know.
All cars must come now with a monkey kit.
Catching monkey kit.
Safe catching monkey kit.
Just in case the CDC is practicing on them.
My gosh.
Man, you're talking about, you deserve pink.
Pink eye is the least you deserve if you're that dumb.
It's true.
You at least deserve pink eye for being stupid.
My God!
It really is true.
I mean, this is craziness, but I don't know.
This is an upside-down world, but they try to make it normal, and there's nothing normal about this.
So they sent out this letter for everyone, and they want you to know that if you become ill during the 31-day quarantine period until February 21st, 2022, you should immediately report to your physician that you had exposure to To the monkeys and notify the Pennsylvania State Department of Health and they have the telephone number here.
Unbelievable.
It truly is.
It absolutely is.
Unbelievable.
So, apparently, we do have a response from Russia, the Ukraine, and here it is from the BBC News.
Russia, Ukraine, U.S. sends Moscow formal response over the crisis.
The United States has issued its formal response to Russia's demands over the crisis on the Ukraine border.
Secretary of State Antony Blinken said the proposal offers a serious diplomatic path forward should Russia choose it.
But he warned the US was acting with equal focus to bolster Ukraine's defense.
Mr.
Blinken also urged US citizens in Ukraine to seriously consider leaving the country.
Echoing earlier guidance, Russia had issued a written list of its concerns about the expansion of the NATO military alliance and related security issues.
Among them was a demand for NATO to rule out the possibility of Ukraine and others ever joining the alliance.
So, in recent weeks, Russia has been amassing large numbers of troops on the Ukraine border, something which Western countries have seen as preparation for a possible invasion.
Russia denies this.
Mr.
Blinken said the U.S. response made its core principles clear, including Ukraine's sovereignty and its right to choose to be a part of security alliances such as NATO. There should be no doubt about our seriousness of propose when it comes to the diplomacy, and we're acting with equal focus and force to bolster Ukraine's defenses and prepare a swift, united response to further Russian aggression, he said.
It remains up to Russia how to respond, he added.
We're ready either way.
The Secretary of State said the U.S. had sent three shipments of military assistance this week, including Javelin missiles and anti-armor weaponry, along with hundreds of tons of ammunition and equipment.
So it sounds like they're ready either way, depending on how it goes.
I just tweeted, when did Ukraine become our 51st state?
Why are we speaking for Ukraine?
Can they not speak for themselves?
Do they not have voices?
Why are you over there?
What is it?
It's all about Biden and them, man.
They had that unholy pact over there.
They're all in cahoots with each other.
You know, and that's the whole thing.
I mean, I think Marjorie Taylor Greene is on to something there, though.
This is really just to show his commitment and gratitude for the Ukraine not releasing all the information that they have on Biden and FAM. That's how I see it.
I really do.
I think it's just as clear and as easy as that.
I don't think there's anything other than that.
You see him getting involved.
What does that mean?
I just...
I just retweeted that Nat Poso meme.
I haven't seen it yet though.
I figured it'd be funny because it looks funny.
It looks good to me.
Let's watch it.
Let's see what they say.
Play it from the beginning.
Oh.
This is great.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
This is great.
You know, they do such an awesome job.
They absolutely, they really do an incredible job.
I love these videos.
All of them.
I mean, I go to your page and it's so much fun to head over there.
And if you're just listening for the first time, especially if you're on Facebook, a lot of Facebookers don't go over to Twitter.
But if you're on Twitter, definitely check out Kat's page.
It's at KatTurd2 because there's all kinds of things like that over there.
And even though we have some rough news sometimes, KatTurd has a way of really breaking it to you lightly.
I know I rely on your page whenever I'm reading something that's a little edgy.
Like today, the whole thing with SCOTUS, I go over there and you're like, okay, bigot Biden.
You're going to have that trending, hopefully, by the end of the day.
They're never going to let that trend, ever.
You don't think so?
They'll just keep lit on it, huh?
No.
No, they'll never let that one trend.
I've got a pretty good feel of what they'll let trend, but they don't let hardly anything against Biden trend.
Every now and then I'll throw one in.
We got one to number one a couple days ago.
What was it?
I can't even remember what it was.
It was number one for a while though.
All morning.
Five or six hours.
I loved that.
I mean, you had so many.
And when I was on Twitter, I could participate in it.
It was so funny.
All of a sudden, as soon as you got up, you would say good morning to everyone, and then you would have something going, and we would all race to make sure that we retweeted it.
And before you know it, the liberals in the morning would go completely crazy that you were able to top all the breaking news, everything that was going on.
You got one, actually, that trended in the world.
Yeah, Farting Crickets.
Farting Crickets was second in the world.
I mean, seriously.
It was Temper Tantrum Joe.
Temper Tantrum Joe.
That's it.
I got number one the other day.
That is so funny.
So here it is.
Okay, so they're worried about Ukraine, right?
But let's talk about our border.
Well, this is from the Gateway Pundit.
Biden's Deputy National Security Advisor says Americans should care about Ukraine because borders should be inviolate, right?
So as record, 518, 360 illegals invade U.S. border in the first fiscal quarter of the year.
Right.
Unbelievable that they can actually say stuff like that with a straight face.
They're crazy.
They're nuts.
I mean...
Absolutely not.
This is really, really insane.
And I almost wonder if it's...
They're trying to reach a group of people that are just watching headlines so they look like they were always on this side of the team, especially during midterms.
So they're trying to get this message out there all of a sudden because it's not at all what they have been consistently saying or doing this entire time.
Not even close.
You have Kamala Harris that was put in charge of the border and you saw how that ended.
She never even made it there.
Like you said, I think the further she went was Texas.
Yeah.
What's the highest border point north in Texas?
I'll go 20 miles there, fly in, say something stupid and leave.
I mean, they're just going to let it happen.
Look, they're Uber driving them.
I know.
They're calling Ubers and taxis.
And then they're just taking them to the airport.
And then they just fly on them.
Fox News followed a couple.
They said, where are y'all going?
They said, we're going to Miami.
We're going to Atlanta.
We're going to Houston.
It's all red states.
Notice that.
All red states.
Absolutely.
Because you know Georgia's really a red state.
There's no way any of the senators or anybody won Georgia.
No way possible.
Totally.
It's a red state.
It's been a red state.
They've been trying to make it a purple state.
It's not.
It's not even close.
It never will be, if they have a fair election.
If they haven't.
So they're sending them to Georgia.
They're sending them to Miami.
But then, you look at the breakdown, and instead of who's supporting Biden, it's, I mean, he's only got like 52% Hispanic.
Favor now.
And 48% against, which if it's even 20% against or 30, he's toast.
It's unbelievable.
So, wouldn't that be the funniest thing ever?
If they brought all these illegals and then they were kind of turned into the Cuban community, you know, and just started being all conservative and Republican, it would be the greatest, funniest irony in history.
Well, it's true.
If they bring all these people in for years and they end up voting Republican.
They end up voting Republican.
Yeah.
Now, the first time they vote Republican, the first...
Yeah, the first time we have an election and Hispanics are like 45% Republican, that wall will be built 100 foot high with a moat with alligators.
Well, it's so true.
And you know what?
It's not that far from happening, though.
It's really not.
I mean, you can take my state, California, as kind of like a project, because when you start looking at the fact that most Hispanics are Catholic, and when you've got the whole abortion situation on the table, they're not for that.
They're not for what's going on at the borders.
They really are not.
And you're starting to see that community change.
They're not coming here so our country can turn into where they've come from.
Right.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah, they're not coming here to back up in Venezuela or back up in Nicaragua.
They're not coming here for that.
Exactly.
So at some point, they're going to be like, hey man, this is not why I came.
So it's going to be a backfire.
And when it does, like I said, the minute They have a heavy Hispanic turnout and it turns and they start voting for Republicans.
That wall, I'm telling you, You'll be able to see it from the moon.
Oh, exactly.
There will be no more catch and release, I can promise you that.
So, 178,840 illegals were apprehended at the U.S. border in December.
It's a new record, okay?
One month!
I mean, that's a new record.
That is huge.
That is huge.
The border is completely wide open.
They're totally ignoring it.
They have no, there's no time that they're going to address it.
I mean, you saw what happened.
It was just a stage.
It was just a showdown for Kamala Harris.
They're not checking people who are coming into this country.
They're not, you know, you're getting massive amounts of drugs that are flooding the border.
You've got people that are coming in with COVID and all these other things.
They're not wearing masks and all that stuff that they make eyes do.
I mean, it's...
COVID's the least of what they got.
It's true.
COVID's the least.
They talk about plagues and everything else.
They're bringing in TB and stuff, tuberculosis and stuff like that, man.
Scary stuff.
Not COVID. Not COVID. Well, this will be the final one that I'm just going to put up here real quick because it is something that is going on right now and then we're going to end the show.
But this is from thedailymail.com.
China might claim salvage rights to crash USF-35 stealth jet by calling it an environmental hazard.
U.S. recovery vessels are two weeks away from crash site in the South China Sea, and it could take four months to retrieve it.
So that is their latest and greatest.
And I understand it is packed with the latest technology and advances in radar-deflecting design.
It has got all kinds of stuff in there that we don't want the Chinese to get their hands on.
But now, all of a sudden, we've got this situation, and they're going to try to call it an environmental hazard that they must go ahead and get and protect.
We know who we're dealing with, don't we?
Yeah.
Yeah, have you ever seen a Chinese city?
I mean, you could cut the fog with a knife.
Exactly.
They don't care about the environment.
They don't care about the environment.
So we have another headache on our hands.
That's a good one.
That's a good one to show on.
Absolutely.
That's how we're going to end it today.
All right, cat turn.
Anything you'd like to leave us with today?
Bigot Biden and all.
You're breaking up now.
Okay, I hear you.
You still there?
Okay.
Yeah, I'm there.
You broke up there for a minute.
You were roboting out a little bit.
So what would you like to leave us with today?
What are your parting words?
Don't pick people according to their race and gender, but who's the best qualified in any time to wear.
Totally, totally agree.
That is the definition of racism.
If you want to know the very definition of racism, it's picking somebody for a job solely on their skin and gender.
That's racism.
Pure and simple.
I totally, totally agree.
But of course, we are going to have a black woman nominee that is probably going to grace the pages of all of our major news outlets in the next couple of days.
So get ready for it.
Be prepared for it.
Stacey Abrams, sister.
Get ready.
Yes, get ready.
They owe her.
They sure do.
They owe her a lot.
Georgia.
Absolutely.
They owe her.
Alright, everyone.
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