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March 16, 2024 - Candace Owens
06:07
INTERVENTION! Ariana Grande Needs Our Help.
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Ariana Grande, you're not even going to believe me.
You're not even, yes you are, of course you're going to believe me, because she's ill.
Ariana Grande is actually ill.
And it's no longer funny to talk about this.
This is like stage, this is stage five.
Whatever ho illness she is suffering from, whatever random ho disorder this is, she is
now stage five, okay?
People are going to lose their lives if we do not rescue Ariana Grande.
People have already lost their lives, lost their husbands, lost their boyfriends, lost the father to their children as this illness was progressing.
But it's just amazing.
The audacity to keep singing about taking men I don't know.
It's almost to a point where I have to respect it in a weird, effed-up way, you know, because she is just living in a different world.
She does not care.
She is deluded by her own fame.
She's dropping a new song.
It's called The Boy Is Mine.
And that's the first thing I'm mad about, because Boy Is Mine, clearly that belongs to Monica and Brandi, OK?
We all grew up listening to that song.
The boy is mine.
Brandi sounded a little bit raspy.
Didn't matter.
It was a bop, OK?
We loved that song.
So the first thing that we should be upset about, not even getting to the whole part, is the fact that she is recreating a song.
It's a totally different song, but she is using that, which makes us go back to such a wonderful bop, and yet the song that she has released is absolute trash.
I'm going to let you listen to it.
it. Take a listen.
Well, first off, as I said, it's trash, so I'm upset.
And so is Monica and so is Brandi.
And yes, I am speaking for them and the black community.
But beyond that, the lyrics here, the boy is mine.
I can't wait to try him.
Let's get intertwined.
The stars, they aligned.
The boy is mine.
Watch me take my time.
I can't believe my mind.
The boy is divine.
The boy is mine.
Please know this ain't what I planned for.
Probably wouldn't bet a dime on my life on there's got to be a reason why yeah, no there is a reason why Ariana you've got daddy issues, okay?
You've got daddy issues.
I'm at the stage now where I think we need to bring back intervention And I need to intervene I need to be in that A&E circle reading a letter to Ariana you know and coming from the heart crying I want to cry and hold this letter, and I want to say like you know um Ariana I met you when you were on Sam and Cat on Nickelodeon and We had so much fun on Nickelodeon.
Ever since we started dating men outside of Nickelodeon, you just can never find one that's free.
I'm going to cry, and I hope that she's going to agree.
I hope she's going to agree to go to therapy for at least 30 days.
If we can get her in there for 90, great.
If we can get her in for 30, I will be happy enough to start.
We can sit around in a circle, and I can ask her questions about her childhood, and I can talk to Ariana about what she's doing today, and maybe I'll help her connect the dots, because obviously this will be at my home clinic.
Eventually I'm going to have to start a GoFundMe for this, a GoFundMe to get Ariana Grande into a ho clinic that is run by me.
That day will not be today.
Anyways, I want to show you this clip of her because I don't know what the hell she's talking about.
I literally had to watch parts of this interview like 10 times.
It's almost like two people, her and Zayn.
No issues with Zayn, I'm just saying it sounds like two people that are coked up and they think they're saying really brilliant stuff, but they're actually not.
When I started making music when I was young, I didn't really expect that or sign up for that.
I just loved music.
I didn't know it had to be a game.
interviewed her, Zayn, about this new album in which The Boy Is Mine and her proud hoedown
continues. Here's a clip of that conversation.
When I started making music when I was young, I didn't really expect that or sign up for
that. I just loved music. I didn't know it had to be a game.
I didn't know people were going to try to pit me against people I love. I didn't know
that it was going to do such strange things. I think I was very young and processing all
of that, I kind of married that to music in my head for a while. I was like, oh, well,
I can't continue doing that.
I was talking to someone else who's made an album which is deeply rooted in love lost very recently and I made the observation that even though the album goes through all of these different experiences of losing someone that you care about it actually still was a love album to me because This feels very much like that.
Yeah, it does to me.
To me!
It doesn't just have to be an everlasting love story.
Love is complicated.
Showcasing both sides of it is kind of what I tried my very best to balance in the music is, you know, this feeling can be true and this feeling can also be true simultaneously.
And I think that's something that we can ignore sometimes.
You know what really helps you face it down is Saturn's return.
Oh, yeah.
I remember mine super well.
Do you?
Yeah, I do.
And it's a unique experience because it's almost a mathematically perfect equation, but it's unique to everybody else.
It's like one of those things, there's a planetary alignment that really should put us all in some grid, but it's not like that.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have no idea what the hell those two people are talking about.
I mean, I watched a good bit of that, and I just couldn't—I was like, do I speak English anymore?
What is happening?
What are you talking about?
This, that, that, that, Jupiter's back, Saturn's here.
Anyways, if you want to go listen to Ariana's new song, it is called The Boy.
Is mine.
The boy is always hers.
We know, Ariana.
The boy is always yours.
Just keep your husbands and boyfriends away from that young lady.
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