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Ariana Grande, you're not even going to believe me. | ||
You're not even, yes you are, of course you're going to believe me, because she's ill. | ||
Ariana Grande is actually ill. | ||
And it's no longer funny to talk about this. | ||
This is like stage, this is stage five. | ||
Whatever ho illness she is suffering from, whatever random ho disorder this is, she is | ||
now stage five, okay? | ||
People are going to lose their lives if we do not rescue Ariana Grande. | ||
People have already lost their lives, lost their husbands, lost their boyfriends, lost the father to their children as this illness was progressing. | ||
But it's just amazing. | ||
The audacity to keep singing about taking men I don't know. | ||
It's almost to a point where I have to respect it in a weird, effed-up way, you know, because she is just living in a different world. | ||
She does not care. | ||
She is deluded by her own fame. | ||
She's dropping a new song. | ||
It's called The Boy Is Mine. | ||
And that's the first thing I'm mad about, because Boy Is Mine, clearly that belongs to Monica and Brandi, OK? | ||
We all grew up listening to that song. | ||
The boy is mine. | ||
Brandi sounded a little bit raspy. | ||
Didn't matter. | ||
It was a bop, OK? | ||
We loved that song. | ||
So the first thing that we should be upset about, not even getting to the whole part, is the fact that she is recreating a song. | ||
It's a totally different song, but she is using that, which makes us go back to such a wonderful bop, and yet the song that she has released is absolute trash. | ||
I'm going to let you listen to it. | ||
it. Take a listen. | ||
Well, first off, as I said, it's trash, so I'm upset. | ||
And so is Monica and so is Brandi. | ||
And yes, I am speaking for them and the black community. | ||
But beyond that, the lyrics here, the boy is mine. | ||
I can't wait to try him. | ||
Let's get intertwined. | ||
The stars, they aligned. | ||
The boy is mine. | ||
Watch me take my time. | ||
I can't believe my mind. | ||
The boy is divine. | ||
The boy is mine. | ||
Please know this ain't what I planned for. | ||
Probably wouldn't bet a dime on my life on there's got to be a reason why yeah, no there is a reason why Ariana you've got daddy issues, okay? | ||
You've got daddy issues. | ||
I'm at the stage now where I think we need to bring back intervention And I need to intervene I need to be in that A&E circle reading a letter to Ariana you know and coming from the heart crying I want to cry and hold this letter, and I want to say like you know um Ariana I met you when you were on Sam and Cat on Nickelodeon and We had so much fun on Nickelodeon. | ||
Ever since we started dating men outside of Nickelodeon, you just can never find one that's free. | ||
I'm going to cry, and I hope that she's going to agree. | ||
I hope she's going to agree to go to therapy for at least 30 days. | ||
If we can get her in there for 90, great. | ||
If we can get her in for 30, I will be happy enough to start. | ||
We can sit around in a circle, and I can ask her questions about her childhood, and I can talk to Ariana about what she's doing today, and maybe I'll help her connect the dots, because obviously this will be at my home clinic. | ||
Eventually I'm going to have to start a GoFundMe for this, a GoFundMe to get Ariana Grande into a ho clinic that is run by me. | ||
That day will not be today. | ||
Anyways, I want to show you this clip of her because I don't know what the hell she's talking about. | ||
I literally had to watch parts of this interview like 10 times. | ||
It's almost like two people, her and Zayn. | ||
No issues with Zayn, I'm just saying it sounds like two people that are coked up and they think they're saying really brilliant stuff, but they're actually not. | ||
When I started making music when I was young, I didn't really expect that or sign up for that. | ||
I just loved music. | ||
I didn't know it had to be a game. | ||
interviewed her, Zayn, about this new album in which The Boy Is Mine and her proud hoedown | ||
continues. Here's a clip of that conversation. | ||
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When I started making music when I was young, I didn't really expect that or sign up for | |
that. I just loved music. I didn't know it had to be a game. | ||
I didn't know people were going to try to pit me against people I love. I didn't know | ||
that it was going to do such strange things. I think I was very young and processing all | ||
of that, I kind of married that to music in my head for a while. I was like, oh, well, | ||
I can't continue doing that. | ||
I was talking to someone else who's made an album which is deeply rooted in love lost very recently and I made the observation that even though the album goes through all of these different experiences of losing someone that you care about it actually still was a love album to me because This feels very much like that. | ||
Yeah, it does to me. | ||
To me! | ||
It doesn't just have to be an everlasting love story. | ||
Love is complicated. | ||
Showcasing both sides of it is kind of what I tried my very best to balance in the music is, you know, this feeling can be true and this feeling can also be true simultaneously. | ||
And I think that's something that we can ignore sometimes. | ||
You know what really helps you face it down is Saturn's return. | ||
Oh, yeah. | ||
I remember mine super well. | ||
Do you? | ||
Yeah, I do. | ||
And it's a unique experience because it's almost a mathematically perfect equation, but it's unique to everybody else. | ||
It's like one of those things, there's a planetary alignment that really should put us all in some grid, but it's not like that. | ||
Ladies and gentlemen, I have no idea what the hell those two people are talking about. | ||
I mean, I watched a good bit of that, and I just couldn't—I was like, do I speak English anymore? | ||
What is happening? | ||
What are you talking about? | ||
This, that, that, that, Jupiter's back, Saturn's here. | ||
Anyways, if you want to go listen to Ariana's new song, it is called The Boy. | ||
Is mine. | ||
The boy is always hers. | ||
We know, Ariana. | ||
The boy is always yours. | ||
Just keep your husbands and boyfriends away from that young lady. |