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March 29, 2025 - The Charlie Kirk Show
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THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 78 — Morning Routines? Great Pyramid Secrets? Snow Woke?

Charlie, Jack, Tyler, and Blake explore the week's most critical topics, including:   -What's your morning routine, and should it involve rubbing a banana on your face? -Is there a secret underground city under the Great Pyramid, or is boring old Blake right again? -What's the deal with mix-and-match Mormon baby names? Watch ad-free on members.charliekirk.com!Support the show: http://www.charliekirk.com/supportSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey everybody, Thought Crime Saturday.
What is your morning routine?
Well, you might not be able to see it, but I put a banana on my face and put my head in cold water.
What? That's right.
All on this Thought Crime Saturday.
Also, are there cities underneath the pyramids?
We try to get Blake to even give an inch on the fact that...
Aliens might have built some of the ancient civilizations, that and more.
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Okay everybody, it is Thought Crime Thursday.
We have Blake, we have Tyler, we have Jack, and we all have Saratoga water.
And bananas.
I am proud because I'm actually the one that finally sent a topic to Thought Crime that was a little bit like a pop culture thing.
You were finally hip and with it.
I was finally hip and with it.
And... It's a great, it is such an outrageous viral video.
There should be entire PhD classes taught on this.
What I love is how just the X version, where it did not originate, has more, like, ten times more views than, like, the most viral Donald Trump post during the election.
It originated on Instagram, right?
I believe so.
Is this better than the Tucker launch?
Probably. It actually may be...
Has there been a tweet that's broken a billion before?
Because this one might end up breaking a billion.
So Jack doesn't even know about this video unless he's trolling us.
But this thing...
You haven't ID'd it, but also I'm not really sure.
It's the Saratoga video, Jack.
Oh, yeah.
I love the Saratoga along with my banana every single day.
That's what we just were saying.
So... And so, when I first saw this video, I was hysterically laughing.
I had to watch it five or six times.
Because it is the ultimate fake influencer where you do absolutely nothing for four or five hours.
Nothing. I think what really struck me with this is we've seen so many female versions of this.
You see all the female versions, but this is the first real...
Male version that went super viral.
This has 750 million views.
750 million.
That's crazy.
And it's so outrageous.
He wakes up at like 3.53.
We'll show the video.
He takes off the little tape of his mouth and he does nothing for four hours.
You gotta wake up at 3 a.m. so that you can do a little bit of exercise and put tape on your mouth.
And the guy is built like Hercules.
Yeah. I mean, he's built unbelievably well.
And part of...
Part of his, like, routine is just sitting and, like, journaling to himself.
And journaling about nothing.
Alright. This video has gone so viral.
Let's cut 324.
Saratoga water gets me.
I love Saratoga water.
It's relatable.
Instead of icing.
I'll do it.
You can't get it on any electronics.
How do we have two?
For you.
I already, I already done.
We're going to see mine in a moment.
Preaching about the arrival of Christ.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So on podcasting, someone narrate this as this is happening.
So, I mean, he's going through his morning routine, which includes dunking his face in water.
He, like, goes in.
Is this where he's going to go swimming?
So he does, like, three separate workouts in a highly inefficient way.
My favorite is how long, like, the time before he dives in and then by the time he hits the water.
Yeah, the time is updating.
Yeah, it's like four minutes in the air as he dives into the pool.
He's doing all of his, like...
I thought it was weird while he was putting on his shorts, someone was standing there handing him his towel.
He's very...
Who's filming this whole...
The whole thing is, like, all very...
Yeah, like, the number of times where he has to set up his camera to, like, catch this.
He's doing his calisthenics.
He's got to take his shirt off that he was laboriously putting on.
He goes...
He's just doing wind sprints in, like, an empty parking lot.
Yeah, he goes and sprints outside, which, before that...
Where does he live, by the way?
Do we know?
It has to be.
More Saratoga water.
The only way someone acts like this and does this is in LA.
There's only one place.
And then he showers after all this.
Gets another banana.
More bananas.
Puts it on his skin.
Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you.
No, someone served it.
No, a chef made it.
So is this guy like a celebrity otherwise?
Oh yeah, no, he's like a professional influencer.
You've made your first 10,000.
Congratulations. We gotta do at least 20, bro.
He's like a self-help coach.
Alright, I gotta dunk my head in some cold water.
Yeah, that's how you prove that you're worthy.
Did you squirt in the lemons, right?
No, we have to squirt in the lemons.
He squirted in the lemons, I think, if I'm not mistaken.
You did it wrong.
Now you'll never be a top-tier.
Why did I do it wrong?
You'll never be a top-tier influencer now.
You also have to pour in some of the Saratoga water and mix it in so that you can get the transcendent properties of the water from Saratoga Springs.
Now, you've got to mix it with your hands a bit.
No, it's disgusting.
You've got to mix it with your hands.
You're not doing it right if you don't.
No, no, you've got to stick them in.
Did he really do that?
Yes, he did.
Wait, you put your hands in something that's about to go on your face?
Yeah. He's defiant.
You'll never be a top influencer now.
You will never make it now.
You look at it wrong.
I look better, right?
It's like a magic spell.
You look like a black influencer from LA now.
That's what you look like.
Now you don't.
Charlie, you should do your next...
We're not done.
You should do your next campus thing and just show up with tape.
You're rubbing a banana on your face.
Wait, did he do that?
Yes, he did!
He rubbed the banana on his face?
I saw the peel.
What's the point of this?
He rubbed the banana on his face.
I think it was the peel.
No, I think it was the actual banana.
Can we get an instant replay?
We need someone to investigate this.
This is going to be mean.
No, it was definitely a banana.
This is going to be a meme for years.
We're told it was the peel.
Charlie's rubbing banana all over his face.
Is this really what he did?
What is the health property of this?
It's really funny.
I think it's something...
I think I read somewhere like you eat the peel.
What? No, no, you don't eat the peel.
No, someone says that...
Someone deranged.
It looks like people from all across the political spectrum are done.
Is this supposed to be...
It actually makes my skin...
It actually feels like lotion.
I think that's...
It's cheap.
It's cheap.
It doesn't taste very good, I'll tell you that.
This guy...
One more time.
Whoa! I mean, it has to be like ice bath type thing, right?
Is that supposed to tighten up your face?
Oh, no, no, no.
That's what it has.
Isn't there collagen or whatever in bananas?
Is that why?
Like that stuff they put in coffee?
Isn't this a collagen thing?
Collagen is a peptide.
But isn't there collagen in banana peels or something?
Yeah, collagen's good for your skin.
Yeah, so I think that's why.
This is a big collagen thing.
So anyway...
Is this the secret to black skin?
Maybe. Why it don't crack?
We'll have to see if you crack.
So one of the ways people have responded to this is...
I haven't had a banana in a while.
Wait, so I don't put the banana on my skin?
They've been making videos of their own...
People have been making videos of their own daily routines.
Like Michael Knowles did one that was pretty funny.
Michael's was great.
Yeah, his was quite good.
Michael's was hilarious.
I actually laughed out loud.
But there was a lot of demand.
They were saying, you know, Tyler could do one, but he said he was too busy.
You could have done one, but you were pretty busy.
So instead...
Now serve me food.
So instead...
Yeah, make breakfast.
They created one.
They asked me to create one.
So I did a video of my daily routine, which is what I do every single day.
It involves you of just taking food from other people?
It involves me.
This is what I do every single day.
And it's about what you'd expect.
Super accurate.
Let's play clip 330.
There's no audio.
I mean, they took out the audio.
There wasn't any audio.
It was just him being quietly doing it.
What is this, like some homeless guy?
What is this?
You have to narrate it, Blake.
This is a podcast.
This is me daily making...
Okay, I have to make my boba tea every single morning.
You don't get up there.
You don't get up there.
Don't call it boba.
Yeah, no, I don't.
And then I walk and then I have to go at maximum intensity on every single exercise machine while in my full dress without changing clothes.
Wait, is that the gym at your place?
Yes. I didn't know you guys had a gym there.
Yeah, it's not a very good one.
And then I stand on the balcony aimlessly and I stare at our lovely Turning Point campus for a bit.
And then I dunk my face in ice cold water, which is properly stirred with my hands as ordained by the video.
That's true.
And then I read my book about Ming China.
And then I go to Quick Trip to get the largest possible soda size because I need to have as much diet soda as possible.
Then I go and I bench.
My good bench press.
So this isn't the Turning Point gym.
That is the Turning Point gym.
You have to have two workouts a day, two ways they call them.
And you have a Diet Dr. Pepper that I pilfer from Turning Point Action.
Then I go and I update every single one of our tweet followers.
I nap on the couch face down the proper way.
Then I go and I get more sodas from Turning Point.
And then I have to take the tape off of my face that I have been wearing.
This is hilarious.
And I think we have sound in this upcoming hour.
Emperor Charles V, his idea was...
I have to lecture everyone about, you know, the Ministry of Japan, the Ministry of the Civil War.
So what General Lee thought was that if he could capture their position on Cemetery...
This is actually what Blake does, though, over at our office.
This is very real.
No, this is actually over at the Turning Point office.
This is what Blake does.
He comes over and I can just hear him talking.
Yeah, exactly.
It's great.
Wait, where was the part where you bookmarked Koran stuff?
I have to do that at home.
Oh. That wasn't part of your death.
And also, I mean, it wasn't seen.
You couldn't see what I was doing on my computer.
My skin feels great.
It actually would have been funny if you put in there that you turn on Netflix.
Oh, that's not possible because I do not subscribe.
You would have turned on your Hulu account.
No Hulu account, no subscriptions to anything.
If you don't subscribe to anything, you can accomplish anything.
There is something about this window into the morning routine.
That video especially, and yours is hilarious, Blake, is so outrageous, which is one of the reasons why it went viral.
The guy literally does nothing for the entire day.
So apparently rubbing banana peels on your face offers benefits like reducing wrinkles, brightening skin, soothing skin conditions due to their antioxidants and vitamins.
But this is just due to the AI robots telling us things.
So they could have hallucinated that.
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So, Jack, do you want to chime in here?
And do you have your Saratoga water, Jack?
Well, I already finished it on my way in, so apologies to that, as I do every morning.
And then I limit myself.
I actually don't eat or drink anything until the next morning when I have my...
Further, daily Saratoga water and banana.
You know, I think what's interesting is the morning routine has been kind of a meme, especially in sort of like the TikTok community because of like the Sigma edits.
And it all goes back.
It's a 25-year-old meme that goes back to the very first and only American Psycho video movie when it came out.
The Brad Easton Ellis book that got turned into the movie with Patrick Bateman, and there's just something about that, the morning routine scene there, which, of course, Patrick Bateman is also a serial killer, which I think that a lot of the Sigma edits kind of miss out on this, even though this guy, I'm sure, is something of a wannabe serial killer here.
So I do think, though...
I don't know if you guys want to go around the horn, but I'm a morning guy.
I love getting up early in the morning.
It's something I've always enjoyed.
It's something I really love.
It's almost like a superpower if you get up sort of before everybody else.
So I actually enjoy getting up as early as possible, as crazy as it sounds, and I think it's great.
So I know I had to do all the MyPillow tweets and everything, but it turns out I actually love getting up early, and I think it's awesome.
My morning routine, though, is, and I've been this way since a kid going to Catholic school, is just I lay out everything I need for the morning so that when I wake up, it's just right there, and I'm like boom, boom, boom, boom, and I can be off and onto my day.
I get up as early as I have to.
I am a big sleep person.
I'm a believer that sleep is actually the hidden ingredient to memory and mental acuity.
If I had to choose, I would much rather stay up late than get up early.
I am much sharper later the night goes on than in the morning.
A true problem, since I've worked as a writer in various capacities, one thing that annoys me a bit is I definitely write the best and most efficiently.
Very late at night.
Oh, absolutely.
And so it actually is somewhat problematic because I'll often literally be best like after midnight.
Correct. And so what I'll get is sometimes I'll just get into a hum and I'm like, okay, I'm riding this until I can't go anymore because I'm going really well.
And it'll go till 3 a.m.
And I still have to get up at, you know, 7, 730, something like that.
And so I'll not get a lot of sleep that night.
We'll be totally like...
Blown to pieces the next day.
And then I can repeat this a few times, and then the whole thing spirals out of control.
I have to go to bed at 8 p.m. to reset everything and then reset the machine and back at it.
Yeah, and Jack, you should actually take it as a blessing that you are a morning person.
I have to get up somewhat early for the show.
I can do it, but I have to be in bed by like 9.30, 10 p.m.
I have to.
And by the way, put up this on...
Put 331 up on screen.
This picture is literally six or seven years old.
Andrew says I age well, and it's not because of banana peels.
It's because I get a lot of sleep.
I prioritize sleep.
I always have.
Also, no alcohol helps with aging.
So, Jack, if you had to choose, though, if you had your druthers, 6 a.m. wake-up call, or like 5.30, or be able to stay up to 1 a.m., which would you choose?
Where are you in a more flow state?
Honestly, this has been, you know, and I know they say this about other people as well.
I kind of do both.
I honestly kind of do both.
And I know it's not, you know, what's recommended or whatever, but I tend to be up pretty late and I get up early and I just love it.
I love everything about it.
And I don't think that works for everybody.
Obviously, it's not for everyone, but I've always enjoyed that.
I usually run about four to six hours of sleep every night and that's about it.
Unless I'm like lifting a lot or something.
I do not actually function well on four to six hours.
I'm more of like an eight to ten hour guy.
I always have been.
Everyone's wired differently.
What's really depressing is when you read the biography of transcendent historical figures, and you'll just get to the point, it's like, they had the talent to just function perfectly well on three or four hours of sleep.
Napoleon is like that.
If you read a Napoleon biography, he's awake at 2 a.m. in the morning, and it didn't matter because he could get by on three and a half hours of sleep with no lost effectiveness.
So the number of people who brag that they can get by on three hours of sleep is a lot...
Higher than the number of people who truly can.
It's very rare to actually be able to go three and a half, four hours of sleep for years on end, and that's the amount you actually need.
There's a lot of people where they do that, and the truth is if you do that for years on end, you fry your brain.
You do fry your brain, and also, I think there's actually an overrated quality of fake tough guy.
I get three hours of sleep and they don't do anything with the other 21 hours.
They're kind of doing this with this moron.
This guy's doing on this video kind of, you know, putting banana peels on his face.
It's an infamous thing.
Famously, you know, the Japanese work very long hours.
But this is a facet of Japanese work culture.
They're in the office all of the time and they can't escape.
And it's highly inefficient.
You know they have nap time in China?
China? I'm not sure about China.
I know Japan is like this.
Korea's probably like this.
There's a lot of things like you'll have an office activity and it's just you go to a bar and everyone has to get extremely performatively drunk and they're all completely miserable and don't want to be there.
But you cannot leave because it will shame family if you leave.
Well, I was going to say shame and disgrace.
When I worked in China, so they would have like a nap time and you would get to the office, you know, normal time, 8 a.m., 9 a.m.
And then there'd be a lunch hour.
And then typically, and I would see this with my Chinese colleagues, that they would, I was like one of two white guys, you know, European, whatever, Americans, who worked in the office.
And so we'd get in, and then I'd go for lunch, I'd take a walk around the park, or go to practice Mandarin, whatever.
And then I'd come back, and it was like a scene, some horror movie or something, because everyone's in the office with their heads down on their desks.
And I'm like, wait, what's going on?
Somebody drugged everyone in the office, what happened?
And apparently that's just what they do.
They just have nap time right there at the office, and they'll have a little pillow or something, and that's what they do, and that's considered normal.
I think time management is a lesser appreciated superpower of the elite.
Blake, would you agree?
Yeah, generally.
Like you say, with the whole meme, the kind of concept of people grinding super hard.
Again, if you really dig into the life habits of people who have been highly effective...
One thing actually is just consistency.
A famous one I remember reading is Immanuel Kant, one of the most important philosophers.
The categorical imperative.
Yeah, he wrote very important philosophy texts.
And every single day, he's clearly probably some type of autist where he wakes up, does the same thing every day, goes on his two-hour constitutional walk.
But the actual time he spends...
The critique of pure reason.
The actual time he spends writing is basically, I think it was like four hours a day.
And I think Stephen King is like that too.
Stephen King has written an insane number of novels.
And he writes a lot, but he's not writing 16 hours a day.
It's that he's able to write five to six hours a day.
And he does it every day.
And he hits his page count every day.
And if you're able to write five to ten...
He is prolific.
But if you can write five pages a day...
Every single day, you're able to write like two novels a year.
I mean, I think I just looked up how many books has Stephen King written.
I think it's well over, it's 65. That's published.
That's unbelievable.
That's published.
He's probably written.
Over 90 publications, actually.
I mean, that's just, that's a huge.
He's probably written.
And yet at the same time, again, if you're able to write four to five pages a day, on average, that comes out to over several thousand pages a year.
And ta-da!
You're a guy who can write several novels, short stories, essays, all of that.
Just workman-like, several pages a day.
I was a big four-hour-a-night person for a long time, but now I get more sleep.
I go to bed earlier, but I'm a late-night person, too.
Yeah, I'm wired.
But the show makes me have to get up earlier, and then it's fine.
I mean, you kind of recalibrate.
So is your master plan to, like...
Eventually, like, have a late-night show.
I joked around with Andrew that, I mean, the thing is when you have kids, it actually is really, really hard.
It's actually better to have a morning show.
It's, like, way better.
The dream would be, like, 3 to 6 Arizona time or 6 to 9 Eastern, like, right in prime time.
It would be, I mean, I actually think better as the night goes on.
I'm more clear.
So the mornings, I have to kind of dig it out.
Plus it's the full day of news, too, so you get everything.
Totally. Exactly.
I mean, when I worked with Tucker, the show was on, for a while it was 9 to 10. That's rough.
That was very late, and it shapes your whole day as a result.
Did you have to get back in the office at 9 a.m. the next morning?
No, no, no.
We would come in in the afternoon.
Yeah, I would figure.
Yeah, generally.
But it did make it very funny because I definitely had the mental attitude of like, you do work and then you do your stuff after work when work is over.
So I would get up absurdly late, go do the show, get back, and then stay up till like 2.30am every single day.
It screws up your entire system.
And then if you have doctor's appointments or stuff, it just like, forget it.
It just becomes a mess.
Going back to the...
No daylight savings time issue.
It is problematic for late night people like us on the West Coast.
So that's the reason why I was always up early or like four hours because I would stay up super late.
I would do all my turning point presentations, everything else, trainings, everything else.
And then you'd have to wake up.
You basically have to wake up by like 5.30.
Yeah, like 6 or 7 because everybody's already doing stuff on the East Coast.
A really fun one was when I was at the Daily Caller, I would sometimes stay up.
And if you stay up late enough, you get the late night news that is actually tomorrow morning's news.
So you just write that up and you're ahead of the curve on all of that.
Oh, I was always in the middle of the next morning news.
I've always been that.
Yeah, but it's more intense when you're doing this on the East Coast itself.
I was not in Arizona for that.
Yeah, that's true.
Alright, anything else on morning routines?
We should have people send us morning routines.
If we get any funny ones, we could read it on...
So question is breakfast or no breakfast debate, though.
I'm a no breakfast person.
I'm a no breakfast person.
I just think the evidence has come in.
People are fat, eat less.
Best way to cut it out is to not eat breakfast.
Correct. If you can extend your fasting window, you're in a great spot.
Eat the most in the middle of the day.
That's right.
And then taper down on both ends.
And you actually sleep better because you're not digesting food.
I just think it's such a waste of time.
I wake up as late as I possibly can.
To survive?
Like, it seems just like such a waste of time to make breakfast.
You already have to make breakfast for kids when you have kids.
That's right.
And it's like, that's a lot.
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The next is the Pyramids of Giza.
Is that right?
Yeah, we got into this.
So, I mean, you guys can make the pitch to me what you think is going on here because I think my take is not very surprising.
This has been setting the internet ablaze.
Apparently there's an entire city underneath the pyramids.
Is that right?
It's not right.
It's not a city.
The experts are speculating that it's a power grid.
Oh, a power grid.
Okay. It is.
It is?
Okay. It's the only thing that makes sense.
The only thing that makes sense.
It's the only thing that makes sense.
It's the only explanation.
I've watched at least six Instagram videos of this, Blake.
So people have said for a long time that the pyramids are some kind of power generator.
Yeah. There's a guy who wrote a book about this.
I'm sure they've written a lot of books about it.
We love Graham Hancock.
Yeah. I'm very pro-Graham Hancock.
So contextually, it's that this news story is, I think they're Italian.
It's like academics in Italy, I believe.
And they claim, I really cannot put enough quotation marks around the word claim, that They've found, using ground-penetrating radar, that there is some sort of tunnel or shaft extending beneath the pyramids thousands of feet.
They believe a mile or more, I think.
It's like 150 stories or something.
And they're atop these pillars.
And they just go down.
And then they wildly speculate that they may lead to a lost ancient city.
So that's what Shirley's talking about.
There might be a city underneath the power grid.
Obviously. I am curious.
So, Blake, let's broaden this.
What was their morning routine?
Yeah, what was the Egyptians' morning routine?
So, the construction of the pyramids, do you think there was any alien phenomenology behind the construction of any of these ancient structures?
you think there's anything to the idea of how the pyramids are configured with the suns?
No? There might be some mile astronomy stuff.
I'll never forget.
I will never forget watching the History Channel once when it was converting to becoming the Aliens Channel.
Correct. And they had a program on the pyramids.
And in passing, as evidence of the pyramids' mystical nature, they ponderously said...
The pyramids of Giza lie at the exact intersection point where the world's longest lines of longitude and latitude intersect.
One, every single line of longitude is the exact same length because they all go from the North Pole to the South Pole.
Two, the longest line of latitude is the equator.
The pyramids are not on the equator.
And they just threw this in like someone had to edit together this documentary which was then aired on cable television just saying This extremely dumb thing.
And the truth is, people want to believe weird stuff.
There's always people looking to tell you weird stuff.
It's very funny if you read old sci-fi stuff because there are alternative versions of this.
I was just reading an essay in an online magazine in the 40s.
The big fad was that, like, Lost Lemuria, it was like Atlantis and Lemuria, and the people from there would, like, abduct humans and take them to their underground lair.
And once they published this, which was just some rant by, like, a mentally ill guy who had lived in an asylum, they started getting all these letters from people saying, like, yeah, I have memories of getting abducted by the ancient Lemurians, too.
This is crazy.
And there was Amazing Tales, was this big sci-fi magazine.
And it just got taken over by the hunt for the Lemurians for about five years.
And it made their sails go through the roof, which is why they did it.
And it's the same thing with Egypt.
People like pyramids.
They're big.
They're impressive.
They're kind of strange.
It's pretty baffling to have this extremely huge, extremely old structure.
So people have always been coming up with strange theories about them.
But to say the least, no.
There is not a gigantic underground city beneath the pyramids.
I'm willing to bet money.
Five years from now, we will not have found a vast underground city beneath the pyramids.
You might find an underground chamber or something.
They have found stuff buried alongside the pyramids.
I think my favorite that people don't know about is they built a giant boat for the pharaoh to use in the afterlife, and they dug it up and they reassembled the whole boat, and it's like a big old boat.
So you think all the alignment is either just happy accident...
Because they have, like, Orion's belt alignment, the solar equinox alignment.
Yeah, all that's usually just woo-woo.
But it's real.
So is it just they just happen to put the pyramids there?
Well, they have astronomy in ancient times, so they could conceivably be like, oh, we'll have the point of this pyramid line up with this star.
And I don't know them off the top of my head.
But, no, there's nothing that would indicate they had, you know, ancient telescopes or aliens telling them to point the pyramids.
I'm not saying there is.
Something phenomenal.
After 5,000 years, the stars actually move.
They shift where they are over 5,000 years.
There's something, and I'm drawing from memory here, but if you add up the coordinates of the pyramids, it has some sort of an alignment with the actual circumference of the Earth.
That is true.
You've heard about this one?
This one is a real thing.
I have heard about this one.
I'm drawing from memory.
I believe it's that the latitude...
I'm looking at this.
The latitude of the Great Pyramid is extremely close to the speed of light.
Yes. But the problem there is, while that is a very wacky coincidence...
Do you really think that...
I'm asking, is that just a coincidence?
Did they have lines of latitude with coordinates in ancient Egypt?
No, that's the point.
That's the whole point.
So we're alleging time travel?
We're not alleging.
No, we're asking.
We're in pursuit of to explain.
There's a whole alien aspect of this that people always throw in with that.
I think that's what the insinuation is by a lot of the people.
Yeah, aliens, I guess.
What do you have to say about, for example, some of the Mayan temples and Aztec temples that they didn't have the technology to even cut the rock the way that it was?
I mean, we're talking about perfect cuts of A hundred foot stone.
How would that even be done?
Apparently they did have the technology.
Tell me how.
I don't know how to quarry rock, but quarrying rock is a pretty ancient technology.
This is why Blake's position is so problematic.
It's because if there's a thousand feet of tubes underneath the pyramid, he can't actually just...
Write it off.
I will say, if there's a 2,000-foot shaft with pillars and a power grid underneath the pyramids, I will be extremely excited because it will mean our knowledge of the world is totally thrown out and we have to reassess everything.
But I think that's the appeal of it for a lot of people.
And I'll just say, a lot of people who fixate on this have fixated on every other thing that ever came up and went absolutely nowhere.
So if anyone wants to bet even odds that we won't have found...
I'm not betting.
In ancient civilizations, some of these structures defy some of our logic of what we knew existed at the time.
Yeah, for sure, for sure.
So then we have to ask, how did they build them?
For sure.
Some of them are very interesting.
Gobleki Tepe, I think is the name of it, is this ancient structure in, I think, modern-day Turkey.
And it's like 10,000 years old.
And so it's way older than we thought.
Like, this is well into Neolithic period.
And so you're thinking, okay, was this an actual city?
Was this a site that hunter-gatherers would use?
Is agriculture a bit older than we thought?
Because the thinking is this basically predates agriculture, which our normal theory is you start getting cities when you have organized agriculture.
That's pretty interesting.
But notably, it's like, okay, we have this...
Kind of wacky thing, like a small structure.
It's not on par with a giant super city.
I think the Great Pyramids are pretty interesting as is without needing a giant city underneath.
I'm not even saying that.
The city thing I'm agnostic on.
How did they cut the stone to make the pyramid?
I don't know off the top of my head.
One crazy thing is...
Egyptologists disagree on that.
From how far away the stone was that they cut it.
The quarries were...
Hundreds of miles away.
Yeah, there's a lot of debate over how they were able to drag it.
I know one of the crazier theories, I don't know that many people believe this, but I think it is in theory possible.
One guy thinks that they can actually basically cast rock.
They could basically do a limestone cast for a lot of the stones that they used.
And so you could basically build it in place.
And I think he did technically prove it was possible.
And they mostly say that is unlikely because we have no evidence that the Egyptians knew how to do this or ever thought it was possible.
But that would be a very funny way that they could have done it.
But I think the most common thesis is, yeah, in fact, in ancient Egypt, you basically had a slave state where everyone was owned by the pharaoh and you did nothing but grow food, which was easy because the Nile floods every single year.
And so for a third of the year, you plant.
For a third of the year, you harvest.
And for a third of the year, you go to church.
And the way you go to church is you drag giant rocks to build them in a giant pile to honor the god king.
Do you think...
So, I'm going to ask you another one.
Sure. Easter Island.
What about it?
The heads?
Who built them and how did they get there?
I believe the natives of Easter Island did it and they got so wacky about it they deforested their island and caused a collapse of their civilization.
Okay. So, just to be clear, these podunk backward island people built like 50 foot beautifully sculpted with what technology?
I mean, they don't look that pretty...
They're huge, but then they...
Yeah, they did deforest their island until they collapsed their civilization.
Do not impugn...
That's what they want you to believe.
Do not impugn the complexity of the Polynesians, though, because they're crazy impressive when you read about what they could do.
They're not quite Polynesia.
It's in South America.
No, Polynesian is...
So you have Melanesians, you have Micronesians, and then you have Polynesians.
And Polynesians are...
Tonga, Hawaii, Easter Island.
Easter Island is like the far edge of where the island is.
Easter Island is part of Chile.
It is, but it's Polynesians who settled it.
Well, that's the hypothesis, the southern route hypothesis.
Yeah, there are alternative theories that South America settled the Pacific Islands.
Had people who settled before North America.
Do you think...
The Easter Island one is really bizarre.
If you read about Polynesians, what's really crazy, for example, think about this.
If you only live on islands like this and you've never seen a large amount of land, they had no concept of north and south, for example.
North, south, east, west.
Because why would they?
Their concept of directions was oceanward or inward, like towards the island.
That was their orientation for directions.
Think about how crazy that would make your headspace for locations.
There is a Christian potential interpretation.
I have a great book I want you to read, which is called When Giants Roam the Earth.
Oh boy.
It's a phenomenal book, which shows all how giants used to be super populated.
You'll laugh.
And there's tons of photos and archaeological evidence.
And it would be the Nephilim.
So the Nephilim built Easter Island?
I'm not saying they did, but there is a strange, you have to admit, a pattern of different civilizations that didn't know each other, of statues that look eerily similar, of structures that are at least a little bit above our comprehension.
I mean, Machu Picchu, the Aztec, the Teotihuacan or whatever they call it.
It's not as if it's impossible, but it's definitely verging on, okay, these people would barely figure out how to grow corn.
Corn is a demon, though.
I know.
It gave them eldritch powers.
But there is a symmetry to...
They all go like poof.
They build these insane things and they all pop.
You want me to blow your mind?
What if that's our civilization?
We built some insane things, Charlie.
I could make an argument though that making the pyramids without electricity is like way more impressive than building the Empire State Building.
It might be.
It actually is.
You know what I'm saying?
It is whatever it is.
Any theory of like how they built the pyramids is going to be insanely impressive because if you just take the number of stones like they've calculated that are in the Great Pyramid, they have to slot one of those rocks, every one of which is like 100 tons or whatever, in place basically every 11 minutes nonstop for like 20 years to get it finished.
So the one that you mentioned really quick is the Goeki Tepe, right?
I was just diving into some of this.
The statues there are eerily similar to that on Easter Island.
You can roll your eyes all you want.
At that point...
Okay, fine.
People are getting...
They want to find connections.
They'll be like, how did the Mayans and the Egyptians both build pyramids?
Well, I kind of think a pyramid is a kind of natural shape to build something in.
It goes towards a point that goes up to the sky.
There is an architectural and structural Breakthrough.
That all of these civilizations happen to simultaneously figure out.
But not simultaneously.
Within a couple thousand year window.
And then all of a sudden, poof, no one builds this stuff anymore.
And they're everywhere.
They're all over the world.
We have one in Vegas.
They're all over the world.
We have one in Memphis.
That's a reproduction.
We had to basically restart.
That's a reproduction.
And it didn't have a hundred stories of energy producing.
Technology underneath it.
That's true.
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So, Jack, where are you at on the Nephilim, Jack?
I think it's very interesting.
I did a whole thing when we went to Israel in 2022.
We were driving around the Holy Land.
We did a whole special podcast on all of this and how there's various theories about the Nephilim and pre-flood cultures.
One of the ones that I really like is that various kings and tribes throughout the Old Testament were actually like remnants of the Nephilim and that God actually sent the flood to wipe out the main portion of the Nephilim.
And that's what made him so gigantic so that obviously they had a demonic aspect to them and so that...
That when David slays Goliath, he's actually fighting this demonic influence that was not supposed to be in the world to begin with.
I find it fascinating.
I love that stuff.
So, Blake, you just ignore me.
You just think it all as we're told.
You know, I think the more we study it, the more shocking it would be if we were to discover something way out of line.
What I like to say, I've been to Egypt.
One thing I think a lot of people don't realize is...
For the pyramids, for example, they can seem really weird if you think there's like three pyramids and then nothing else like that was ever built anywhere else before.
But if you go there, there's actually, first of all, we have like the proto-pyramids that they started building before the Great Ones.
So if you go to Saqqara, which is another necropolis they have, they have the steppe pyramid.
It's older, so it's kind of layers.
It's more like a layer-type look to it.
And what's also funny is they apparently were originally building these out of bricks.
And so they take the stone and they carve it into brick shapes to keep the shape looking right.
And they build that.
And then they build other proto-pyramids.
And it all builds up to, okay, now let's actually build this huge Mondo Pyramid.
And if you go around Egypt, you can also find the pyramids that they screwed up.
So there's one called the Bent Pyramid where they were building it and then apparently realized this isn't going to look right.
So they just kiboshed it and it ends up looking like this weird mutant pyramid.
And there's also some where they just totally screwed it up and the pyramid collapsed or got all goofed up.
And once you find these things, it's much more understandable to think of this fits into a civilization that gradually developed this and had these false starts.
But 4,000 years pass and people think...
Oh, there's just this crazy huge building in the middle of the desert that came out of nowhere.
And very seriously, I think a lot of modern conspiracy theories develop this way, too, where people forget all of the context that happens around things that help explain it, and so things seem less explicable to them.
So, you know, you're going to get a lot more conspiracy theories over time about the moon landing because people are going to forget...
Oh wait, these are all the other space missions we did that built up to the moon landing.
Here's all this other stuff that's proof it happens.
And they just think, oh wow, we just went and landed on the moon?
That doesn't make a lot of sense.
And I think that genuinely is where a lot of oddball takes, very conspiratorial takes come from, is lack of wider context around things that allows you to misinterpret the stuff you do know.
Let's go to Mormon names in the time we have remaining.
Alright, okay.
This is me.
It's time for me to grill you.
So, I'll admit, Mormon names was me naming this boldly.
So, do we have the chart here?
Okay. So, they made a list last year, and it was the top red state names.
Can you guys tell me what the number is here?
I just want to...
I don't have it right in front of me.
The original red state one that you sent over, yeah.
Okay, so is it 305 is the chart here?
Okay, so I can't read it.
Someone posted it in the chat so I can read the names here.
So what it is is they look at the, we get the names in each, you know, the Social Security Administration tracks baby names.
Right. And one of the things that we can look at is...
This is all Tyler, by the way.
This is a master Tyler.
Exactly. And so what we can look at is how many states babies have names in different states.
What's the proportion?
Of kids that are getting that name in red states versus blue states.
And only in red states.
And there are some names that are the reddest boy names and the reddest girl names.
So for example, we have the reddest boy name.
So the reddest boy name that has at least a decent number of people getting it.
72% in red states is Cohen with a K. And then in order we have Baylor, Stetson, Kyson, Tripp, Sutton, Briggs, Cohen again.
Stetson? I like that name.
Gunner and Baker.
Gunner is such a Mormon name.
And then the girl one.
This is why I called it Mormon names.
This is super Mormon.
So most red state girls names are Hattie, Oakland, Oakley, Gracelyn, Renly, Blakely, Collins, Oakley, again, with a different spelling.
Sailor. And Oakley, again!
We have four different versions of Oakley or Oakland.
Oakley is, like, the number one name in Utah by a lot right now.
If you look it up, I sent one into the chat.
I think it was, like, had it in there.
You can always tell the Mormons do a couple of things really well.
Three things.
One is they do a lot of...
Women do a lot of hair.
There's a lot of...
If you live in Arizona, you know that.
Two, they have really good soda shops.
And they do like those dirty sodas, right?
Yeah, the dirty sodas.
That's how they put cream in it, right?
And then three is they'll come up with crazy names.
And you can almost point out a Mormon based off of their name.
Anywhere. If there's a crazy name, just guessing that it's a Mormon.
And it's just like this.
It's like...
Has like an element of normalcy.
What they'll do is they'll take a lot.
Yeah, we've got that one there.
It's like a keeping up with the Joneses type mentality.
Where does this come from?
Because Mormons all go to church together in the same neighborhood.
You have to live.
You're forced.
So Mormons are like subdivided and forced together.
And it's like there's like a massive like keeping up with each other.
And one of the elements of Mormon culture is like outdoing everybody with a new name.
And if you're a boy, it pretty much ends with ton, son, or un.
Almost always.
For girls, it's almost always like the lease.
Yeah, that's what's interesting to me is the way Mormon names tend to work is it's like a mix and match.
Yes, they'll take a half.
There'll be like 10 start.
Like, they'll take a normal name and they'll split it in half.
That's right.
And then randomize it with another one.
You get it.
So you get it.
You can move right in.
Someone had a chart.
Or they'll take, like, a super, like, you know how, like, again, a lot of evangelicals will use, like, nothing but biblical names?
Mormons will also pick Mormon, you know, Book of Mormon names.
And so, like, if you know Book of Mormon names, you can be like, oh, that's a person like Ammon.
Is on there.
I can't remember.
Take a look at this.
That's hilarious.
This chart I just saved where it's like the mix and match.
A blogger came up with this a few years ago.
But we have the A line.
So this is what you could start with.
It's at the bottom of the chat here.
But we have Mei, Kai, Tay, Bryn, Jay, Pin, and Cam.
That's right.
You can start with that.
And then we have Lee, C, Lin, Ler, Din, Sun, and Bree.
So you could be Brinson.
Kinlin. Jay Lee.
Yeah, May Lee.
Macy. You've got a million different ones here.
But then they can get really creative.
I found this old blog where they were tracking some fun, it was like their best of names from Utah.
They say most Mormon name is Dallin, by the way.
Oh yeah, Dallin.
We can confirm that one.
Dallin is like a big, big, big, we know a few Dallins.
That's like a historic one, though, right?
Are there 1800s down ones?
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
That goes way back.
All right.
But then the more recent ones, we have stuff like...
Well, I have top 10 here from Utah right now, too.
Oh. The boys' names.
And it cracks me up because you have all these Mormon names, like Hiram, Brigham.
Do they spell it that way?
Usually don't.
Hiram usually isn't spelled that way.
That's like Hiram's name.
That's the Mormon way to say it.
So that's where it comes from.
But then they have on their Stockton, because they name, like, after John Stockton.
Yeah, like, we have to name our kids.
So there's John Stockton.
We name our kids after a slum in California.
Number nine on the list is Glade.
Glade? That's like a geographical feature.
Well, it's like a plug-in.
It's an air freshener.
I feel bad for those kids.
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Jack, what is going on with Snow Woke?
Yeah, so Snow Woke, this is a story, you know, I've been covering it on Human Events Daily, and it's just broken out, just totally mainstream at this point, where Snow White, everyone knows the original story, obviously the original movie from the 1930s, but even the much earlier Brothers Grimm, you know, fairy tale from the 1800s, 200 years old.
Well, a couple of years ago...
This film was made at the height of wokeness.
And here's what's actually kind of funny about the new Snow White.
So we all remember the traditional Snow White, the beautiful, you know, the skin as white as snow.
It's right there.
Well, at the height of wokeness...
Disney's Snow Woke came out, and as it turns out, this was delayed due to COVID and due to the writer's strikes and various other strikes that were going on in Hollywood.
So this film that was made at the peak woke era is actually now coming out at the Trump era.
And everybody is just hating on it.
And it's completely an act of cultural vandalism.
In fact, it's cultural terrorism.
This actress is just horrific.
She is so just narcissistic.
In fact, the son of the producer has actually taken to Instagram and is just blasting her.
Not only has she made horrific comments.
About all sorts of people, but she's deliberately targeted Trump supporters, targeted President Trump, saying terrible things about him and his family.
And on the day of the election, when President Trump won, she said, I'm not going to curse, but she said, F Trump supporters, F Donald Trump, F Trump supporters, and I hope they know no peace.
And this is who Disney chose to be, the beloved Snow White traditional character.
Plus, in addition, and Charlie, I'm sure you'll appreciate this, they completely changed the story where now Snow White is, as you can see, she's a quote-unquote person of color who's leading an uprising against the white.
Fascist queen played by Gal Gadot.
There's also this sort of meta-narrative going around the whole thing because Gal Gadot served in the IDF and has obviously been very pro-Israel, not extremely vocally.
She's more talked about hostages and victims and things like that of October 7th.
But then the actress here, Rachel Zegler, has been very vocally pro-Palestine.
And so this has all been going on.
Variety had a huge article.
Talking about all the things that Disney tried to do.
They even sent a social media manager to Rachel Zegler to try to approve her posts before they came out.
They sent multiple producers to try to talk to her and she just completely would not listen, completely disregarded everything they said.
And so now in the face of all of this, something like a $270 million budget just for production, another hundred plus or so on top of that in marketing, this film only did $43 million in its opening.
It's one of the weakest openings of any Disney live action show is one of the worst.
It's a 7% approval.
Look, the worm has just turned.
The worm has just absolutely turned.
In the country, the mood of the country has changed.
We are not doing this stuff anymore.
And people are sick of it.
People are absolutely sick of the cultural degradation that we're doing to our own class.
I mean, how do you screw up Snow White?
It's like the most basic story.
Just take the story and put it in live action if that's all you're going to do.
It's so simple.
But of course, when the cultural Marxists were running Disney, and many of them still are, they decided.
So personally, one of the things that I've been leading online is making sure that people understand that obviously this has been a huge travesty, but I want this to be a warning to everybody.
Why? Because what is Netflix making right now?
Narnia. Yes, Netflix Narnia is coming up next.
And who did they hand it over to?
Greta Gerwig, who made the hyper-feminist anti-male film Barbie and was also at one point a co-writer on the new Snow White.
And it's so sad, too, culturally, because this is one of Walt Disney's most beloved characters that he had obsessed over during his lifetime was Snow White.
They really have dishonored themselves.
It's self-deprecating, self-demolition type work that we've seen from Disney, obviously, that's not new.
But it's the amount of drama that you can read online about all of this.
Think about, again, there's really good people, and this is why you're seeing more union guys, I think, turn more conservative, is this type of narcissism that exists.
It's literally going to cost probably dozens of jobs, if not hundreds of jobs, that were committed to this and future projects that are now gone, basically vanquished because of the narcissism that came out of Rachel Ziegler.
It's just so avoidable.
I mean, I don't want to be cruel or mean, but if you look at her, it's like, that's not Snow White.
I mean, come on.
I mean, what are we doing here, right?
It's so forced, and it's just such the arrogance of Disney.
There should be a shareholder lawsuit over this.
This is like a violation of fiduciary duty.
If they would have made Mulan super white, super Caucasian, that would have been a problem.
If they would have made The Little Mermaid the right way, people would have been like, whatever.
Those are all stories that are new stories that are post...
Walt Disney's passing stories to take something that was so, you know, centric.
It's the first Disney movie.
It's the first real Disney movie that what built Disneyland, what built the empire.
It's like really a spitting in Walt Disney's face, which I really have a bigger problem culturally with and the historic nature of this whole thing.
I mean, you can be a woke...
Organization and company like they are today.
But what they've done is they've outrightly said with this, and nobody's really saying this clearly enough, is Disney hates itself.
That's well said.
You have to hate yourself to do this.
Speaking of, a thing that intersects with this that annoys me a lot is...
Part of the justification is they'll say Snow White's the oldest movie that's dated or offensive.
This comes up a lot and it really bothers me.
It is very common for people online or in the media to do casual smears and character assassination of Walt Disney, the person.
It's very common to see people claim he was anti-Semitic.
There's no evidence this was the case.
None whatsoever.
He said one vaguely Jewish-tinged joke to a guy who worked at Disney.
Once. That's it.
No evidence otherwise.
Which, by the way, there were tons.
Some of the top animators had Jewish backgrounds.
Tons. So it's like, no basis for this.
No basis for claiming he's this unhinged racist.
And what he was, in fact, was an actual great American patriot.
So, for example, World War II happens and he instantly says, Disney is going to...
In our odd way, go all in to help with the war efforts so you can find all these Disney movies.
Not just propaganda films where Donald Duck has to live in Nazi Germany.
Down with the Fuhrer or something?
Yeah, they also even made training movies, I believe.
You can find animated training films like how to aim your anti-aircraft gun.
Let's just wrap this up by playing 337.
And men, let me just give you a piece of advice.
Do not date people like Rachel Zegler.
Do not associate yourself.
Anyone who talks like this, anyone that approaches with this kind of vibe or energy, this is get away, run away.
This is complete red flag.
I was going to say something more, but I'm not going to.
Play cut 337.
No longer 1937.
She's not going to be saved by the prince.
She's not going to be dreaming about true love.
She's dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be and the leader that her late father told her that she could be if she was fearless, fair, brave, and true.
The original cartoon came out in 1937 and very evidently so.
There's a big focus on her love story with a guy who literally stalks her.
Weird. Weird.
So we didn't do that this time.
I was scared of the original cartoon.
I think I watched it once and then I never picked it up again.
I watched it for the first time in probably 16, 17 years.
The cartoon was made 85 years ago and therefore it's extremely dated when it comes to the ideas of women being in roles of power.
They paid $300 million to let the witch become Snow White.
Gal Gadot is the witch.
And we didn't even talk about, too, the patriotism of...
I know, which is ridiculous.
Of Walt Disney.
Walt Disney had plans to open up an Americana theme park that was supposed to be in Virginia.
I think in Manassas, right?
Yeah, in Virginia.
The original Epcot.
That would have been...
That's the only way, in my mind, Disney can make up for...
Decades of, you know, self-hatred.
It was going to be like total Americana.
All the time periods.
The best, all the different time periods.
And they shut it down because it was going to be near Manassas, so they said it would develop a Civil War battlefield.
And so they just went and developed the Civil War battlefield in other ways by making Nova an insufferable suburban sprawl.
All right, we have to run, everybody.
Keep committing thought crimes.
I was going to say don't watch Snow White, but there's no risk of that.
They're going to lose hundreds of millions of dollars on this.
But watch out for Narnia.
We need to be careful.
Netflix Narnia, I'm telling you guys, we've got to protect Narnia.
We have to.
The number that they said, Charlie, was $270 million to make, and then they spent well over $100 million to promote.
So they've got to break probably $400 million just to break even.
That will be not even close.
Doesn't look like it.
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Keep committing thought crimes.
Talk to you guys soon.
Thanks so much for listening, everybody.
Email us, as always, freedom at charliekirk.com.
Thanks so much for listening and God bless.
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