Three reasons to read my web bot reports. Also known as ALTA reports.
My web bot reports are forecasts of the future prepared by a process of predictive linguistics that uses data mining off the web to obtain some pretty spooky results.
I have been asked to provide 3 reasons to read my web bot reports. The world is big, time is limited, my reports are long, and the kid wanted to know why he should 'waste his time'...
So I decided to reply in this video.
I will give your three examples rather than list the dozens of reasons. These are three ways people have benefited from reading my reports.
Today is August 20th, 2016.
I received an email from a woman who has been reading my reports since 2009, just as the crash was really getting rolling. She had just retired as a teacher, and wanted to know what was going to be affecting her retirement. She wanted to read the most pessimistic economic reports she could get and stumbled across my web bot reports.
In her email she told me that she was fascinated by so much in my reports she could not put them down, and like a school teacher had printed copies all marked up. She said that in 2012 one item I kept promoting caught her attention and she went for it. She had seen so much of what was in the web bot reports 'manifesting in front of my eyes' as she put it, that she decided to go big.
Her retirement was being eaten away faster by the banks than by her spending it to live so she got it all into a bank account and decided to put an eighth of it into something that had been in my reports for about 6 months at that point, and that I was personally saying was going to 'have long legs'. She started buying Bitcoin at 75 cents each. She has thousands now. She did go big. As of this recording Bitcoin is over 584$ US.
She was writing to ask if today's price was still a buying opportunity as some of her other investments had paid off big and she wanted to take some money 'off the table' as she put it.
I'll tell you in a minute what I wrote her back.
My second example is someone who profited by NOT being somewhere at the really right time. This just happened. I received the email about 30 minutes ago. From a reader who was going to be on the cruise ship that was on fire a few miles off the port of San Juan, Puerto Rico. He said he just had a 'funny feeling' about taking the 'litte vacation'. Then his wife reminded him how odd it was to read in this August report, released days before, about a Caribbean cruise ship fire....
So he said that he just decided to 'give into' the 'funny feeling' and not go. He and his wife were able to stay home and watch their cruise ship burning in real time on live teevee.
He said that it was the best decision he had made in 23 years.
He was emailing to ask about their next intended trip this Fall to the US east coast.
I'll tell you in a minute what I wrote back to him. Actually more to his wife...but,
my third example is still happening, and I have no email from them, yet, but I am confident I will get one. You see, several readers of our reports live in Louisana, and are now behind the wall of flood and power outages. But I know that they will be sending me emails as soon as the internet is reconnected saying that they were prepared and ready. Because they had written to me before the floods asking about their region...
I told them the same thing I wrote back to the other two.
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I'm working off of a script in case it doesn't become obvious.
Three reasons to read my webbot reports.
I was asked this by a kid in email.
And rather than uh waste my uh finger energy and uh induce even more pain from arthritis, I decided to use a video to respond.
Um my webbot forecasts are forecasts of the future that are prepared by a process of uh predictive linguistics that's basically deep data mining on the web and it obtained some pretty spooky results.
I've been asked to provide three reasons to read these reports because they're somewhat long and the world's big, uh time is limited, there's much more uh interesting and you know fun things to draw your attention.
So this guy has a legitimate question, you know.
He's saying, why should he waste his time?
And uh so I decided to make this video and say, okay, here's why.
And rather than go all into all these different kinds of reasons, I just decided to give you three examples, three reasons in a sense.
Well, sort of two reasons and an opinion.
You'll see when we get there.
Uh uh today, by the way, is August 20th, uh, 2016.
As with everything I do, time is important.
So sometimes in the future it's gonna be necessary to note this.
Um I'd received an email from this woman who's been reading my reports for a long time.
She uh came across them in um 2008, I think she said, and maybe it was early 2009, it was right after the financial crisis.
Uh, this last one got really rolling.
Uh, she'd just retired maybe a few months before it had happened, had um excuse me, fortunately sold her house.
Uh she was a school teacher.
Um I won't go into all of the details, but she sold her house before uh everything really went kabloooey in the real estate market, and so she had a bit of money besides her her very very meager pension uh from being a school teacher for most of her life.
And so uh she uh started reading my reports in um as I say about 2008-2009.
Uh I first heard from her uh mostly recently, about say two years ago.
Uh anyway, so the situation was she had some money, uh, she had a retirement account, and she realized by two uh by some time in 2009, 2010 that her money was being eaten away faster uh by the banks than by her spending it.
And so it was a real problem for her.
Oh, by the way, uh she she found my reports because she was looking for the most pessimistic view she could find because she said obviously we're into it in a deep way in 2008, and she wanted to see stuff that was beyond her level of thinking so that she could get a bit prepared.
And you you know, at that point, you really didn't get much more pessimistic than uh than my reports because we were deep into it, and that's all that the uh reports were generating.
Anyway, uh so she stumbles across my reports and uh she tells me she was fascinated by so much in it, she kept reading it long after uh she got the gist of the economic stuff and she just kept getting them year after year.
Um anyway, so as I said, her retirement was getting eaten away.
Um and then uh she said one day in 2012 she just decided to do something about it.
She had the nest egg that was just being eaten away from it was from her house.
She's living in a rented place at that point.
Um, and uh it was being eaten away too by inflation and uh not being able to invest it and get any return on her on her income.
So she decided to do something that I'd been talking about in my reports in 2012 and since then.
And in 2012 I was really big on it, and yes, you gotta do this, you gotta do this, guys.
You really gotta do this.
And uh because at that point I was convinced.
Now I'd run across this uh way back when, but I it took me a couple of years to be sure that I was gonna be offering advice that that would stand the test of time, that I would be able to look myself in the in the mirror, you know, in 2020 and say, yeah, I did write by those people.
That was really good advice.
And so far been proven correct on this.
Anyway, uh long story cut it short.
Uh she started buying Bitcoin as it was going down, and she bought it first, she said at like 75 cents, and it went down to about 30 cents, and then she's been buying it ever since.
She's got a lot of Bitcoin, a lot of Bitcoin.
Um because she didn't trust bank, she didn't know what else to do.
She was she said she was, you know, uh uh old retired teacher, she didn't want to have stuff in her apartment that people could steal, so she wanted something that people couldn't steal, and she really liked the idea that they couldn't steal her bitcoin as long as she kept the key in her head.
So anyway, uh she got it has a lot of a lot of bitcoin and she wrote to me recently and was thanking me for this saying uh thank you for getting me into Bitcoin.
Uh I wrote that Bitcoin down on the way when she was starting to buy, I was writing it down from like $30 and it went down to I don't know, well under well under a buck and then bounced right back.
So guys, Bitcoin crashes are nothing.
Anyway, so she's been through a couple of them with me, and she just wrote to me a little while ago saying that you know she was really profited from this and she needed some more advice.
She'd made some more money off of some other information in one of my reports and wanted to know what to do with it because she said she's got to get the money off the table.
And so uh I'll tell you in a minute what I wrote to her.
Um so now my second example is from somebody who profited by not doing something, okay.
And this guy's have this is happening in real time, more or less, as I'm recording this uh today, uh Saturday.
Uh this was a guy who um uh is a retired fellow, uh he's living in Puerto Rico.
He and his wife were scheduled to go on a uh Caribbean cruise, and he he just wrote me an email and got it like 20 minutes ago, and he said he had a uh queasiness, a funny feeling in his gut.
Uh they were supposed to go a couple of days ago, and he said, nah, he said you just didn't feel right about it.
He got up that morning and he thought he was actually gonna be sick, but he felt fine, really sort of fine the day before, but it just kept coming on him and it kept being associated with them going.
So he told his wife about this, and she says, Well, they didn't have to go, and by the way, wasn't it funny?
Because uh the reports that she'd been reading, she just bought this last August Alta report, talked about a Caribbean cruise ship fire, and that really set him off.
He didn't really read the report so much, you know.
He did when she insisted, but he kind of thought she was a loon.
Anyway, not so much anymore.
Uh because of course, as he says here, um let me see.
He said they decided to give in to the funny feeling and not go.
And so he and the next line says uh he and his wife were able to stay home and watch uh their cruise ship burning live on on TV in real time as people were being rescued by helicopters, and he said that you know that would have been us.
So anyway, so he was very, very appreciative.
And he said, you know, he's not gonna give his wife any any trouble for reading the reports in the future, and he's gonna start paying attention to them.
Uh the reason he wrote, uh he actually said it was the best decision that uh he'd made listening to her uh in 23 years of marriage.
Uh but anyway, he uh was emailing to ask about their next trip because they've got one planned for this fall.
And I'll tell you in a minute what I uh what I told him.
Actually, more to his wife, but anyway.
Uh so now my third example is also still happening, all right.
And this one is more of an opinion.
Uh, and I'll just tell you flat out, I don't have any email from these guys yet.
Uh, but uh there were two readers that are currently on the other side of the flood, uh the flood wall in Louisiana.
And these guys had contacted me maybe oh, maybe three months back.
Uh maybe even a little longer.
I'd have to really go and look it up.
And they were asking about conditions that were going to affect their region specifically.
And because I was sort of in a in a holding pattern with my data processing at the time, uh, I did a quick little check of some of the reports, took out a bunch of the SNPs from some old reports, put them all together in an email, and just said, here guys have at it.
And they uh sent me back some email and they just were going crazy about all the stuff that was going to affect their region potentially.
And so the the one guy uh on the end, uh like I say a couple months back said, Well, you know, this really submitted their decision uh because they they felt they're young kids, they're in their 20s, you know, um uh early in life, uh young kids themselves, and and they've got children, uh, you know, they've got mates, they've got to be responsible adults, and and basically they just kind of wondered were they heading in the right direction with this because any risk you take in a in a time of economic uh stress like we're in now, maybe one you can't recover from.
So you really need to think through this stuff, right?
Anyway, and so these two kids uh uh independently of each other had had written to me and I sent the same thing back to each of them, and because they were within like 40 miles of each other, said, Hey, how about if I swap emails uh for you two?
And they said, sure, they'd be glad to.
And both of these guys, as I sorry, were young guys that that read, and so I swap emails and they they uh connected and uh had told me that they were gonna start working on their preparations together.
And I thought, okay, this is really cool.
Well, now neither one of them are reachable because the internet's down in their area uh because of the floods.
Uh, but I'm not worried about them.
Um because of the and it's gonna sound like a cliche, I know, or or a sales pitch, which it is, uh, but it's also really good advice.
Uh like I've told all three of these people uh read my reports.
