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Can't Go Elsewhere
00:03:05
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| Thank you very much everyone. | |
| Everything has to be a bit serious. | |
| I thought we'd take a view that is the laugh of the woes of the European Union and how to do that. | |
| Not going brilliantly is it? | |
| How's the Duketarian presidency in France going, Mr. Macron? | |
| It's always good to see the yellow best representative. | |
| You know, yesterday they had the European Commission barricaded by the police because of a revolt in Brussels. | |
| Very much. | |
| So, I know I'm really not paying attention, and I think they pay this to the communist hymen that are behind us. | |
| How are things going in Europe? | |
| How is the right-wing populist movement that you're breeding all across the continent going to affect the European Union? | |
| Are they looking at their poll results? | |
| Afron's Paris is in flames. | |
| This whole project looks like it's about to fall apart. | |
| I don't even think that we're staying in for it. | |
| Like, they've got, what, hate speech laws that they want to extend to criticising mass immigration. | |
| What absolute nonsense this is. | |
| And that's just the start of the invasive bureaucracy that wants to conquer every minuscule part of your life because they won't leave you alone. | |
| And at every point, they demand more sovereignty. | |
| And at every point, the spineless conservatives seem to want to give it up. | |
| Because this is genuinely the problem that we're coming into. | |
| Who makes the decisions of your life? | |
| Is it the technocrats in Brussels? | |
| Or is it you, the good people of this country? | |
| And so have you looked at the people who would deign to rule over us from their ivory towers? | |
| Has anyone seen a picture of Guy Verhofstadt? | |
| Like, I don't want a bunch of socially illiterate bureaucrats telling me what I can and can't say to other people in my daily life. | |
| Like, I'd almost swear, but yeah, basically, effort. | |
| And the thing is, anyone who wants to protest this, where do we have to go? | |
| Like, I'm a Liberal. | |
| I don't know where else to go. | |
| I can't go to the Tories because they're effectively the Labour Party. | |
| I can't go to Labour because they're full of communists. | |
| And I can't go to the Liberal Democrats because they're removed. | |
| So Archimedes are that. | |
| So where else have I got to go other than you can? | |
| It's the only place for us. | |
| I won't marry anyone at a time. | |