Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin - The Latest Male Feminist Craze

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Oct. 6, 2018 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin

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The Latest Male Feminist Craze

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	As Guardian readers the world over have just learned, not all women support feminism, and this has left a lot of male feminists with a real conundrum.
	What on earth do you do with women who oppose feminism?
	The answer is of course to pepper them with misogynistic insults.
	Yeah anyway, this shoe one head cunt barely legal pussy or just a cum bucket.
	And when that fails, you're justified in resorting to violence.
	After all, she's basically attacking feminism and so all you're doing is self-defense.
	The problem you have is that feminism doesn't really have very many good instructions on how to really beat a woman.
	But thankfully a male feminist from Toronto called Jordan Hunt has provided us with a really great case study in how to properly and in the correct feminist manner assault women.
	The victim in question was a conservative pro-life activist called Marie-Claire Bissonet and it's okay for Jordan to assault this woman because she has the wrong politics.
	The fact that Miss Bissonet was a gender traitor to the female race was very quickly discovered by Jordan using a simple shibboleth in the form of a yes-no question.
	If somebody gets raped by somebody and they're like, I'm a 16-year-old and I can't have this baby.
	Think you should keep it?
	It's a baby.
	Someone is raped and she gave birth and she decided to kill a Jordan Hunt gave Miss Bissonette exactly 2.29 seconds to explain her position before adopting a fighting stance.
	Her three-year-old child.
	And while in that stance, he gave her another 1.13 seconds to shut her mouth before he shut it for her.
	As an aspiring male feminist, you might be thinking, I'm not sure I can identify a gender traitor with quite such efficiency.
	And you might be thinking it might be worth taking more than four seconds to decide on whether you're going to attack this particular woman in front of you.
	But that's only because you're new.
	When you're a fully fledged male feminist and have been for years, you'll know exactly within five seconds of meeting a woman whether or not you're going to kick her in the face.
	Next, we're going to look at technique.
	You'll notice that Jordan Hunt, as he gets into position, pokes his tongue out of his mouth to look honestly kind of like a penis, as if to show the dissident woman that the alternative to feminism is patriarchy and really letting her have it.
	For the novice male feminist, activating the hashtag assaultwomen is going to be quite a scary experience.
	You're going to be nervous.
	Unlike Jordan Hunt, because this is certainly not his first time assaulting a woman, he had previously assaulted a woman who was protesting peacefully against abortion by holding a sign.
	Yeah, I tried to knock your stupid billboard on a sign.
	Okay.
	So if you don't want me to fuck with your stuff, why are you deciding to fuck with other people's choices?
	As a male feminist, you are doubtless on board with the idea of assaulting women who disagree with feminism, but you might be thinking, the optics look kind of bad.
	It looks bad for a man to start beating a woman, no matter how opposed to feminism she is.
	And again, Jordan Hunt has you covered.
	After you have belted the uppity woman who dare resist feminism, you just pretend that you were trying to disarm her of her private property, because let's face it, you're probably a communist as well.
	I meant to kick your phone!
	I meant to kick your phone!
	Someone call the cops!
	Of course, even the most experienced male feminist can't be guaranteed to get away from assaulting a woman scot-free.
	One must remember that disgusting misogynist forums like 4chan exist, and they can and will track down your identity and report you to your place of work.
	And your place of work, despite being staffed exclusively by women apart from you, might fire you because there are an untold number of women who are still held under the patriarchy's spell.
	And of course, your victim might well report you to the police.
	But really, as a male feminist ally, you always knew you were going to have to become a martyr.
	If you won't assault women to protect women's rights, who will?
	If you won't beat a woman so she knows her place, who will?
	It's clear that if men aren't going to stand up and assault women for feminism, feminism is going to fail.
	It's common at this point to think that perhaps Jordan Hunt's approach to beating women for feminism is too impulsive, and you would like some kind of moral guidance, which is normally where people turn to religion.
	Excuse me, Islam to me is one of the most is the most feminist religion.
	According to the Holy Quran, women from whom you fear arrogance advise them, forsake them in bed, and strike them.
	And in his last sermon, the Prophet Muhammad instructed us to beat them, but not with severity.
	These recommendations are according to Quran and Sunnah, the Prophet's teachings.
	No one can dispute that.
	This is according to the Quran.

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