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April 23, 2017 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin
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This Week in Stupid (23⧸04⧸2017)
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Hello everyone and welcome to This Week in Stupid for the 23rd of April 2017.
I'm Count Dankula and I'm currently filling in for Sargon today because Sargon is a lazy bastard.
Sargon has constantly been accused of being a racist and a white nationalist so what better choice to present This Week in Stupid than a man who's currently on bail for hate crime charges.
First up, we have more information coming from Louise Rosalmer, who was the aunt of a girl who received five knuckles of equality to the face when she was reenacting a scene from the movie I Hate Illegal Aliens vs Predator.
Despite the fact that she posted on social media saying that she was going to the event with the intention of violence and also the fact that she jumped into the fray with clenched fists, people were so appalled by the fact that this girl got punched that they have decided to start a GoFundMe to help her out.
Antifa girl hospitalised by Nazis.
Now we know this guy doesn't really qualify as a Nazi, they just really love throwing that word around.
I would say that she got hospitalised by her own stupidity and hubris but try telling Auntie for that.
As if being hospitalised with concussion by the infamous founder Nathan D'Amigo of the neo-Nazi organisation Identity of Roper wasn't punishment enough for £95 Louise Rosalma for her protest at the grisly display of violent chauvinism she's braved to take a stand against Saturday afternoon in Berkeley.
Chauvinism?
So you mean aggressive or excessive acts of patriotism or prejudiced and excessive support of one's own group, cause or sex?
I'm so happy that you guys are here to fight chauvinism.
We very well can't have people running around the streets beating the shit out of people and attacking them just because they belong to a different group or mindset.
That would be an absolutely terrible thing to have in society but it's a good thing that we have you guys here to fight it.
She's since become sensationalised by the online fascist community as a prize target for the unrelenting viral campaign of death and rape threats to follow that seem to be increasing by the hour.
Rape threats.
I don't think she has to worry about rape.
Like when people steal cars they don't steal shit ones do they?
But I admire your optimism.
Her identity, home and cell phone numbers, home address, emails, friends and families' residences, extremely sensitive and endangering occupational material have all been doxed and spammed across every unspeakable online message board responsible for Donald Trump's presidency.
So you mean 4chan?
4chan are the ones responsible for Donald Trump's presidency.
It had nothing to do with actual votes or the Electoral College or anything but a bunch of netbeards living in their mum's basement while pulling the strings the entire time like they're some kind of new age weaboo Illuminati.
The poor girl doesn't have a place on earth to hide that hasn't been compromised and it doesn't appear that the onslaught is going to end anytime soon.
We don't even know where to begin.
She's going to require follow-up medical attention.
Well of course she got injured because she willingly jumped into a fight.
Studies from the University of Common Sense have shown that fights contain a considerably higher level of punching than most other social events.
Therefore when you enter into a situation that contains a fight you have to accept the fact that you most likely are probably going to get fucking punched.
Do you also jump into swimming pools and complain about getting wet you fucking idiot.
Also she jumped into the fight, she got punched.
What the fuck did she expect to happen and why do these people think that other people need to pay for this woman's stupidity?
A new residence, new employment may need to change her identity as well.
But we don't want to let the fascists win either and we are encouraging her to seek legal aid to file suit for damages and want to have this repulsive organisation shut down.
Anything you can offer would be greatly appreciated.
I can't really offer any money, but I can offer some advice.
Stop trying to fucking beat people up.
You don't get to run into a fight with the intention of beating people up, then cry and beg for money because you get fucking punched back.
Dip shit.
Antifa members being punched has obviously become a very serious issue for them.
I mean it's them who are starting the fucking fights but since people have actually started fighting back against them they really need to step up their game.
So you can go onto the Antifa Big Cartel, buy yourself some t-shirts, flags, beanies so you can show the world how much of a cunt you are.
This also sounds a hell of a lot like that capitalism thing that Antifa are supposed to be fighting against but hey the revolution isn't cheap and Daddy's Trust Fund can only go so far.
But you can now buy yourself a handy concealed credit card knife complete with the Antifa logo printed on the side of it because nothing will convey more the honest and noble intentions of your cause than a fucking deadly weapon with your name on it.
The things are actually pretty easy to get hold of I know because I went out and got one myself.
The thing actually hides in your wallet just like a credit card which means that police wouldn't feel it during a pat down and the things are actually razor fucking sharp and Antifa are clearly selling these to its members for sinister fucking purposes.
Scotland takes knife crimes super fucking seriously so I just want to say that I only bought this for the purpose of this video and I'm going to destroy it now.
Please don't fucking arrest me again.
Despite the fact that it says on the store page, please note these aren't for self-defence use.
We recommend something sturdier and more accessible to protect yourself with.
These are just handy little knives you can keep in your wallet.
What for?
Why would Antifa, a group known for violently assaulting people, need to carry around a concealed and deadly weapon in their wallets?
Are you going to be cutting vegetables?
Is it to scrape the last crystals of weed from the bottom of your grinder?
Or is it for collecting those Nazi scalps?
It's for collecting those Nazi scalps isn't text.
I know something that Antifa can use it for.
It involves a hot bath and playing your wrist like a violin.
The page has since been reported to Big Cartel and they've removed it however you can still access the archived link of the page.
However these things being so cheap no doubt have already been sold to a lot of Antifa members already.
So stay frosty.
Next up, do you like social justice?
Do you want to learn more about social justice?
No.
Well if you want to go to Clemson University, tough shit!
They plan on rolling out a social justice class that is mandatory for all new students.
Clemson University is ramping up efforts to push a social justice agenda on campus following a new diversity education programme for faculty members.
The university has now announced plans to create a similar mandatory course for freshmen.
Chief Diversity Officer Lee Gill detailed the effort in a campus-wide email Monday attained by Campus Reform.
Our student body and faculty continues to become more diverse and the university has taken steps to transparently share its complex history, increase financial resources and improve facilities have been made available to better serve our underrepresented student communities.
He wrote, The university is also providing additional staff training and of course instruction for students regarding diversity and inclusion.
He provided a link to the school's diversity and inclusion website for students to read.
A member of the school's faculty said Gill was planning to create a student module like the one created for school staff as Heath Street previously highlighted.
The module provided to staff included guidelines suggesting that it was possibly racist to tell someone they're late for not showing up on time for a meeting.
Have you ever been late for work and your boss has pointed out that you're late?
Well your boss just may be a member of the KKK.
The module said that different cultures may perceive time differently and that it is important to be mindful of that.
That's like saying some cultures can't tell the time.
That's like saying that they're fucking stupid.
That's fucking racist.
The new mandatory CU1000 course is described as a zero credit pass no pass course that all new Clemson students are required to complete during their first semester of enrolment.
It begins in the fall.
Imagine being a member of the evil cis white male patriarchy and you're paying thousands of dollars a year to attend a university so that you can be forced to take a class that you don't want to do, you don't even get any credit for and that you will gain literally nothing from just so you can go and attend it for a few hours each day and be told that you are absolutely terrible just because of who you are.
Who's going to pay thousands of dollars just to be told that they're shit?
I just need to call my dad and I can get that shit for free.
Speaking for the Clemson Young Americans for Liberty, Alexander Cullen called the new course a form of indoctrination because it fucking is.
College marks a time for an exploration of one's values Cullen said.
If Clemson claims to be an institution of higher learning it should not be indoctrinating students.
Clemson was previously in the media for the removal of Pepe the Frog posters from students' doors and leftist student organised calls for political violence against Trump supporters.
I like how leftist student bodies are actually calling for violence against people that they have deemed guilty of wrongthink.
Just like the Grand Ayatollah wants violence against those pesky infidels.
Grand Ayatollah sounds like a rapper.
MC Grand Ayatollah.
Dropping fat beats, dropping fatwas, dropping gays off of fucking buildings.
Well Clemson sounds like a fucking wonderful place.
Forced re-education and calls for violence against people who dare think against the status quo of the establishment.
It's just like Stalin's Russia and no wonder they fucking love it so much.
And then we have Mike Pence visiting the North Korean border amid peace talks to try and get North Korea to dismantle its nuclear and ballistic weapon capabilities.
He says that he did it so that they will see our resolve in his face.
This week, Vice President Mike Pence made an unannounced visit to the demilitarised zone along the border of North and South Korea where he declared that the era of strategic patience is over.
On Wednesday Pence said the Trump administration demands North Korea to abandon its nuclear and ballistic missile programmes even if that entails no direct negotiations with the United States according to the Washington Post.
The Washington Post reported, if the United States is unwilling to negotiate with North Korea and the regime is unwilling to abandon its nuclear and missile programmes based on pressure alone, the prospect of the United States using military action to prevent North Korea from developing the capability to strike the continental United States becomes more likely.
Also, the Trump administration could open a gap with its key allies as well as China, who all anticipate an eventual return to something akin to the previous multilateral negotiations with Pyongyang.
Pence does not think negotiations with North Korea have been handled appropriately over the last few decades and the Trump administration seems set on having other nations diplomatically pressure the nation into compliance.
I'm definitely sure that that's going to work.
North Korea have been well known in the past to listen to the advice of other nations.
I mean even during the North Korean famine, North Korea absolutely stunned the world with its rationality and reason by refusing all help and just letting it fucking happen.
I think the path of negotiations with North Korea has been a colossal failure now for more than 25 years, Pence told the Washington Post.
We believe that through discussions and negotiations among nations apart from North Korea that we may well be able to bring the kind of economic and diplomatic pressure that would result in North Korea finally abandoning its nuclear ambitions and its ballistic missile programme.
But Pence may have been visiting the demilitarised zone for other reasons, specifically those involving some sort of intimidation tactic.
Intimidation.
Mike Pence.
I thought it was important that we went outside, Pence said.
I thought it was important that people on the other side of the DMZ see our resolve in my face.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure as soon as Fat Boy Kim sees that bulb sack of a face you have he's going to back down his entire army from Mike fucking Pence.
I don't think Fat Boy Oon gives a shit even if he did kill Fiddy Men.
Perhaps Pence thinks so highly of himself that the mere image of his stone cold face alone could prevent what is quickly escalating to a possible nuclear crisis, one that the United States hasn't seen since the 1960s.
Mike Pence has a personal problem with North Korea because the rolling blackouts make it really really hard to zap those gays.
And to finish, I have some very, very bad news, my dudes.
Everyone's favourite humble water filter merchant, the man, the myth, the meme, might have been pulling the wheel over our eyes this entire time.
Would you believe?
Alex Jones is currently involved in a custody battle with his ex-wife and his ex-wife is trying to use examples from his InfoWars broadcasts as evidence that he is somewhat of an unstable person that is not capable of looking after children.
You're not getting our firearms!
This is a human!
This is what we look like!
This is what we act like!
Destroy the child.
Corrupt them all!
What is Venezuela?
And these examples should be evidence enough that custody should be granted to her and not to a person who is very enthusiastic in his fight against the globalists.
In defence to the ex-wife's allegations, Randolph Wilhyt, Alex Jones' own lawyer, has said that his entire online persona is merely an act.
He's playing a character.
He is a performance artist, Mr. Wilhyt said, according to the Austin American Statesman.
Mr. Wilhyt said that using Mr. Jones on air persona to judge him as a father would be like judging Jack Nicholson in a custody dispute based on his performance as the Joker in Batman.
Why so globalist?
That was shit.
Now these next points I'm going to make are obviously coming from an area of bias.
It's Count Dancila on YouTube.
Everybody should subscribe.
I have been on the Alex Jones show in the past and I've spoken to him and he is a really great guy.
Alex Jones, he is a really good guy.
I did notice that when we spoke off camera his personality was a lot different but when the camera started rolling it seems as if he just sort of turned his personality up for the camera.
However maybe it goes a little bit deeper than that.
Just look at it in a sense of Alex Jones letting this information get out risks him losing his viewer base and also his platform but he seems very willing to risk it if it means him getting his kids back so I massively respect that.
But you do with that information what you will.
That's all for this week in Stupid.
Thank you very much Sargon for giving me the opportunity to do your job for you.
I realise Sargon's videos of this week in Stupid are usually a lot longer but my videos take a hell of a lot more time to edit so tough shit.
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