June 8, 2016 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin
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| Hello ladies and gents, it's Hagbard Selene here on another beautiful afternoon and what? | |
| What is it fuck up? | |
| I'm in the middle of a broadcast. | |
| I hate to interrupt but yes yes, but you do it all the time. | |
| Go on fuck up. | |
| Signal appears to have been picked up. | |
| Picked up? | |
| What do you mean picked up? | |
| Finish a thought fuck up. | |
| It's being boosted to a considerably larger audience. | |
| Oh come on, surely you're exaggerating. | |
| Who has a much bigger audience that oh my god Sargon? | |
| Fuck up. | |
| Why didn't you tell me? | |
| Sir, I just did it. | |
| Well alright then, change of plans. | |
| Instead of talking about a self-hating white liberal or an Afrocentrist, instead let's go to a little bit of a broader topic as I know those are special areas of interest. | |
| If you have them, feel free to check my channel out. | |
| Today we'll take the broader path with the Prophet's path. | |
| Competition for the merciful servant. | |
| Oh no, I long ago decided that these audio stings and these intros were brainwashing. | |
| Thank you. | |
| My brothers, in Islam, in a narration that has been reported by Ibn Abi Hatim, Radi Allah Anhu, one of the great scholars of the Hadith. | |
| I do love how they call people that religiously study the Hadith scholars, just like they call the practice of understanding the Hadiths jurisprudence, as though it had any real meaning in compared to the Latin base. | |
| In his Sunan, he reports that Iblis came to Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala and said, Oh Allah, this is before or at the time of him being thrown out of Jannah. | |
| At that point, Iblis made a dua to Allah and he said, Oh Allah, you want me or you created me to have fitna, to do fitna on the children of Adam. | |
| I am... | |
| I have no power. | |
| So to quickly translate and toss out a couple definitions, a sunnah is one of the religious texts of Islam passed down from scholar to scholar in varying paths, some considered weak, some considered strong. | |
| Iblis is the Islamic name for Satan. | |
| Jana is Muslim heaven. | |
| Dua is prayer or supplication. | |
| And fitna is essentially to fuck with. | |
| This is the story of Islamic Satan being cast out of heaven, only he's being cast out of heaven with the sole purpose to fuck with the children of Adam. | |
| Nice God. | |
| On the children of Adam until and unless you allow me to. | |
| So grant me the power to cause fitna to children of Adam. | |
| Of course, this is where a fair, just, and loving God would tell this jinn, no, right? | |
| So Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala said, for you is that. | |
| I mean, a bit of a dick move, but I can understand. | |
| I guess you just don't want humanity to get soft or something, but at least it's just a jinn, right? | |
| Then Shaitan said, Oh Allah, give me more. | |
| Increase me in it. | |
| Listen to this. | |
| Oh, we're enraptured, friend. | |
| He said, what? | |
| increase me in it. | |
| So Allah said? | |
| Well, he said no, of course, because he's a just and loving God. | |
| Whenever a child of Adam is born, you will have another shaitan that is also born. | |
| Oh, yeah, I forgot after this. | |
| They call him El Shaitan, and he has a bunch of little shaitan. | |
| So literally that imagery where there's the big devil and all the little demons. | |
| That's that's how Islam works. | |
| Meaning for every human being that exists in this dunya, there will be another shaitan that Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala allow shaitan to actually procreate. | |
| Well, I guess we know what Allah's into. | |
| And to have more children. | |
| For every child that is born in this dunya, there is another shaitan that comes into existence as well. | |
| Sure, no problems there. | |
| It's perfectly fine to put in a child's head that a demon was born when he was born and maybe that demon's for him. | |
| Then the shaitan said, Oh Allah, increase it for me. | |
| And so at that point, Shaitan Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala said, He said, dude, come on, I'm a better negotiator than this. | |
| You should at least give some time before you come ask me for a raise. | |
| For you is the opportunity to flow in the veins of Ibn Adam just like the flowing of blood. | |
| So Allah gave him the ability to go into our bodies, to start to winder and play with our minds, to be able to so inconspicuously sound in our mind as if it is our own deep thoughts, but it is actually Shaitan saying he is worse than evil, evil words into our mind, whispering into our ears. | |
| Yes, dear brother, this is shaitan. | |
| It is not schizophrenia. | |
| We will treat it. | |
| We know how. | |
| We have seventh century psychiatric methods. | |
| Marvel at our wondrous technology and science Shaitan leave Shaitan, leave. | |
| And then Shaitan said, Even more, Allah, give me even more. | |
| And so Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala revealed the verse. | |
| Surely at this point, Allah is fed up and He's like, come on, man, you just got the ability to reproduce at least as equal as they are and to get into their blood. | |
| What else could you possibly want? | |
| What is this verse? | |
| And O Shaitan, gather your forces, gather your armies, gather your khail, gather your horses of fire from Jahannam. | |
| Gather them all. | |
| Yeah, getting a real peaceful feel from the religion of peace. | |
| And gather your men, gather the shaitin, which are the knights of the shaitan, and go and create your hamla, your war upon humanity. | |
| Seriously, every time I watch one of these, I am reminded of what a neat God you guys have created here. | |
| And go and destroy them with your forces of evil. | |
| Go and attack them. | |
| Promised them everything under the heavens and the earth. | |
| And then Allah says, and whatever Allah and whatever Shaitan oh, little Freudian, slip there, huh and whatever Allah and whatever Shaitan and whatever Allah and whatever Shaitan promises you, it's nothing but a mirage. | |
| It does seem odd that he should take that deal, considering Allah just told him everything he did would fail and he was going to be a fake. | |
| It's nothing but a dream. | |
| It's just facade. | |
| It's fake yes. | |
| It is fake, from the stories lifted from Judeo-Christian tradition or Vedic tradition to the prayer beads which can actually be traced back to if we're tracing through Abrahamic tradition and not just the tradition of using beads for prayer. | |
| The desert fathers of Christianity, which even Islamic sources will say came before Islam, thought to arrange the pebbles that they carried on a little string at the Battle Of Uhud, as noted here. | |
| It's nothing but a lie. | |
| I know, that's what I was just. | |
| Oh, you're never mind. | |
| Sometimes I forget we're not actually having a conversation. | |
| So in this hadith it continues and it says that Adam Alihi Satu heard this dua of Iblis. | |
| Odd for an all-knowing entity and a demi-god to get caught having a conversation by a mortal, but okay. | |
| And came to Allah, Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala, and said, Ya Rabbi, you have given Shaitan this much power and authority over me. | |
| So what will you give me, Ya Allah? | |
| Give me something. | |
| This deity of yours gets pushed around a lot by his lessers. | |
| I think that's kind of interesting for a conquering God. | |
| So Allah said, A child of yours will not be born in this Dunya, except that I will send two angels. | |
| Not one, one shaitan, but two angels that will constantly protect him. Well, there you go. The reasoning of a toddler from a supposed deity. Well, I gave him one, so to make sure you're safe, I'll just give you two. Everything's fine here. Totally reasonable. From the evil of the shaiti. And that's what Allah says in the Quran. He says, What is that verse? It says that for every single human being are two interchanging angels, one in the front, one in the back, | |
| that preserve him from the command of Allah. Meaning, what? We have five angels at any one time. Shaitan is one enemy, but we have five at any one time. But you just said that with a birth rate of two to one with the demons, how do we end up with five? How does that even mathematically come together, sir? Oh, I think I just figured it out how many of us have to die. Also, | |
| what are shaitan and angel lifespans in comparison to a human one? Or is it when the human that they were born in conjunction with dies? Or I'm just curious. I'm just curious. Put the saber down. We can talk about this. Two to write down our deeds. One on the right, one on the left. Good deeds, bad deeds. And then two more to protect us. One from the front, one from the back. And they also interchange. And then a fifth one to simply whisper into our ears. Do good, do good. Say this, | |
| say that. Say subhanAllah. Say alhamdulillah. Say la ilahillah. Oh, great. So out of the deal, Adam got two snitches, two babysitters, and some bitch to nag him the whole time. What the fuck kind of deal is that? And he is our good side. Five angels. Allahu Akbar. Did somebody say Allah? Look, | |
| say what you want. I think that's mandatory under Kufar law. So Adam became happy. Then he is very easily tricked. And so he said, Oh Allah, give me more. This is not typically the reaction of a satiated or happy man, | |
| but go on. So Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala told him, For every bad deed, I will only write one bad deed or I will remove it, meaning I will forgive it. So not a lot of emphasis on not doing bad things. But for every good deed, | |
| I will write ten good deeds. And an over-inflated sense of the good one is doing in the world. I'm absolutely certain that social justice and Islam have nothing to do with one another. So he became happy. And he said, Oh Allah, | |
| give me more. Adam's a bit of a brat. Go on. So Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala said that I promise you that my forgiveness is forever open until the soul leaves the body. Ah yes, The dead man's clause. | |
| How beautiful. | |
| Many of the Abrahamic religions have this built in. | |
| It allows one to have a deathbed conversion which makes all of your past mistakes go away and all of your past glories then belong essentially to the movement, Meaning, once the soul is in the body, then Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala's forgiveness is always open. | |
| Why do you have to repeat yourself so frequently? | |
| How stupid is your average convert or, I guess Muslim? | |
| And then, because Shaitan asked four times, so the Ma'as asked the fourth time, Ya Rabbi Zit, give me even more than that. | |
| And so Allah Subhanahu Wa Ta'ala replied, Wait for it after all that other great stuff. | |
| I'm sure they saved the best for last, right? | |
| Meaning, do not at all despair. | |
| At all. | |
| Do not have any doubt at all that Allah loves us so much, He cares for us so much. | |
| He really wants to be with us in Jannah. | |
| He did not create us to punish us at all. | |
| Wait, Didn't Adam overhear the conversation Allah had with Shaitan laying out the fact that he was created to torture Adam, Or? | |
| That's why this verse is the strongest verse ever revealed in the Quran. | |
| Let that sink in. | |
| This verse that makes no sense and has several internal inconsistencies is the strongest verse in the Quran. | |
| If you have any further questions or desire any further clarification, I suppose you could contact them here. Well, that's my time, ladies and gents. I hope you've had fun. A big thank you to a one Mr. of Akkad. Yeah, thanks, Sargon. Hope I didn't lose you too many subscribers there, |
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