May 29, 2016 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin
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| Just recording a quick thing for Twitter, just to let you know, right, there's a feminist MP called Jess Phillips, and I wouldn't rape her. | |
| I will never rape her, ever. | |
| What's that about? | |
| It's a bit of a thing for Twitter, but someone was like, God, you wouldn't say that in front of your mum, and I'm thinking, well, telling someone that I wouldn't rape them is something I would say in front of my mum. | |
| It's a perfectly laudable thing to say that I'm never going to commit a rape. | |
| So, yeah, I decided to funny up and do this so I can post this video to them. | |
| Yeah, but it's not really that, Doug. | |
| You don't ever need to say that to me because I know you wouldn't do such a thing. | |
| I know. | |
| I know. | |
| And that's why it's all the funnier than someone's like, oh my god, you wouldn't say that to your mum, would you? | |
| Well, yeah, I would, because, obviously. | |
| But anyway, I'm going to go now, mum. |
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