Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin - A Feminist Horror Movie
Aired: 2016-05-29
Duration: 02:01

[00:01:07]  Just recording a quick thing for Twitter, just to let you know, right, there's a feminist MP called Jess Phillips, and I wouldn't rape her.
[00:01:16]  I will never rape her, ever.
[00:01:21]  What's that about?
[00:01:23]  It's a bit of a thing for Twitter, but someone was like, God, you wouldn't say that in front of your mum, and I'm thinking, well, telling someone that I wouldn't rape them is something I would say in front of my mum.
[00:01:34]  It's a perfectly laudable thing to say that I'm never going to commit a rape.
[00:01:38]  So, yeah, I decided to funny up and do this so I can post this video to them.
[00:01:42]  Yeah, but it's not really that, Doug.
[00:01:46]  You don't ever need to say that to me because I know you wouldn't do such a thing.
[00:01:51]  I know.
[00:01:52]  I know.
[00:01:52]  And that's why it's all the funnier than someone's like, oh my god, you wouldn't say that to your mum, would you?
[00:01:57]  Well, yeah, I would, because, obviously.
[00:02:00]  But anyway, I'm going to go now, mum.