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Jan. 9, 2016 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin
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Feminists Love Islamists
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I am an Islamist.
I am a feminist.
You might not think we have very much in common.
We share essentially the same ideology.
And Muslims are oppressed just like every woman.
I say haram.
I say problematic.
You say everything's triggering.
And you say everything's un-Karanic.
Cause you are an Islamist.
And you are a feminist.
We have so very much in common.
I say Islamophobia.
I say miswajani.
I blame the Jewish media.
And I blame the patriarchy.
Cause I am a feminist.
And I am an Islamist.
A whiny pair of little spastics.
You know what makes me feel like really marginalized?
Yeah?
It is when ignorant people remind me that the Prophet had sex with a little nine-year-old girl.
Mohammed had sex with a child?
Oh, that's awesome!
That means that every white cisgender heteronormative pedophile here in the West is guilty of cultural appropriation!
And that's the real societal problem!
Oh yeah!
See?
It's easy when you look at the world through problematic glasses.
Oh, who'd have thought that you and me would get along so well?
I say social justice.
I say jihad.
I say swat walk.
I say ho, where is your hijab?
Cause I am an Islamist.
And I am a feminist.
We have so very much in common.
So do you mind if I rape you now?
Oh, don't be silly.
It's not rape when a Muslim does it.
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