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I am an Islamist.
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I am a feminist.
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You might not think we have very much in common.
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We share essentially the same ideology.
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And Muslims are oppressed just like every woman.
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I say haram.
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I say problematic.
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You say everything's triggering.
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And you say everything's un-Karanic.
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Cause you are an Islamist.
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And you are a feminist.
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We have so very much in common.
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I say Islamophobia.
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I say miswajani.
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I blame the Jewish media.
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And I blame the patriarchy.
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Cause I am a feminist.
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And I am an Islamist.
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A whiny pair of little spastics.
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You know what makes me feel like really marginalized?
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Yeah?
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It is when ignorant people remind me that the Prophet had sex with a little nine-year-old girl.
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Mohammed had sex with a child?
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Oh, that's awesome!
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That means that every white cisgender heteronormative pedophile here in the West is guilty of cultural appropriation!
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And that's the real societal problem!
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Oh yeah!
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See?
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It's easy when you look at the world through problematic glasses.
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Oh, who'd have thought that you and me would get along so well?
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I say social justice.
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I say jihad.
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I say swat walk.
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I say ho, where is your hijab?
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Cause I am an Islamist.
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And I am a feminist.
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We have so very much in common.
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So do you mind if I rape you now?
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Oh, don't be silly.
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It's not rape when a Muslim does it.
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