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Why We Share So Much
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| I am an Islamist. | |
| I am a feminist. | |
| You might not think we have very much in common. | |
| We share essentially the same ideology. | |
| And Muslims are oppressed just like every woman. | |
| I say haram. | |
| I say problematic. | |
| You say everything's triggering. | |
| And you say everything's un-Karanic. | |
| Cause you are an Islamist. | |
| And you are a feminist. | |
| We have so very much in common. | |
| I say Islamophobia. | |
| I say miswajani. | |
| I blame the Jewish media. | |
| And I blame the patriarchy. | |
| Cause I am a feminist. | |
| And I am an Islamist. | |
| A whiny pair of little spastics. | |
| You know what makes me feel like really marginalized? | |
| Yeah? | |
| It is when ignorant people remind me that the Prophet had sex with a little nine-year-old girl. | |
| Mohammed had sex with a child? | |
| Oh, that's awesome! | |
| That means that every white cisgender heteronormative pedophile here in the West is guilty of cultural appropriation! | |
| And that's the real societal problem! | |
| Oh yeah! | |
| See? | |
| It's easy when you look at the world through problematic glasses. | |
| Oh, who'd have thought that you and me would get along so well? | |
| I say social justice. | |
| I say jihad. | |
| I say swat walk. | |
| I say ho, where is your hijab? | |
| Cause I am an Islamist. | |
| And I am a feminist. | |
| We have so very much in common. | |
| So do you mind if I rape you now? | |
| Oh, don't be silly. | |
| It's not rape when a Muslim does it. | |