Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin - Feminists Love Islamists
Aired: 2016-01-09
Duration: 01:54


=== Why We Share So Much (01:49) ===

[00:00:04]  I am an Islamist.
[00:00:07]  I am a feminist.
[00:00:09]  You might not think we have very much in common.
[00:00:13]  We share essentially the same ideology.
[00:00:17]  And Muslims are oppressed just like every woman.
[00:00:22]  I say haram.
[00:00:24]  I say problematic.
[00:00:26]  You say everything's triggering.
[00:00:28]  And you say everything's un-Karanic.
[00:00:30]  Cause you are an Islamist.
[00:00:32]  And you are a feminist.
[00:00:34]  We have so very much in common.
[00:00:39]  I say Islamophobia.
[00:00:41]  I say miswajani.
[00:00:43]  I blame the Jewish media.
[00:00:45]  And I blame the patriarchy.
[00:00:47]  Cause I am a feminist.
[00:00:50]  And I am an Islamist.
[00:00:52]  A whiny pair of little spastics.
[00:00:57]  You know what makes me feel like really marginalized?
[00:00:59]  Yeah?
[00:01:00]  It is when ignorant people remind me that the Prophet had sex with a little nine-year-old girl.
[00:01:07]  Mohammed had sex with a child?
[00:01:09]  Oh, that's awesome!
[00:01:11]  That means that every white cisgender heteronormative pedophile here in the West is guilty of cultural appropriation!
[00:01:18]  And that's the real societal problem!
[00:01:21]  Oh yeah!
[00:01:22]  See?
[00:01:22]  It's easy when you look at the world through problematic glasses.
[00:01:26]  Oh, who'd have thought that you and me would get along so well?
[00:01:30]  I say social justice.
[00:01:32]  I say jihad.
[00:01:34]  I say swat walk.
[00:01:37]  I say ho, where is your hijab?
[00:01:39]  Cause I am an Islamist.
[00:01:41]  And I am a feminist.
[00:01:43]  We have so very much in common.
[00:01:47]  So do you mind if I rape you now?
[00:01:49]  Oh, don't be silly.
[00:01:51]  It's not rape when a Muslim does it.