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June 27, 2014 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin
01:19:50
Chronicles of Sargon the Chaos Lord, Part 2
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Hello, so day 27.
Me and Oggy Boggy leading my nice army that's actually quite experienced after 27 days.
I don't actually think that was very quick.
It felt like it was very quick, but I don't think it was.
But I've got five grand, which isn't bad.
The week costs at hand.
It's gone one in the morning.
I've just finished making my Necromancer level for the day.
Our one of the artists we've commissioned, he didn't dress me down, but he definitely wanted to advise that spend more time making the levels look nicer.
Which is fair criticism, and so that's what I'm doing.
But it means that everything takes even longer, which means I get even less time to myself to do anything.
Which I shouldn't complain about, but come on, I mean, this doesn't look like the tits, does it?
Admittedly, my game is probably not as good as Palmplade.
But anywho.
Oh yeah, piss off.
Whenever I get some time and I've still got some energy left.
I'm doing a little bit of work on the demo.
I haven't done anything for a couple of weeks, though, so I should probably do it.
Because we were meeting with this business advice group in my local area.
And the guy was like, are you going to be going straight into another project after Necromancer?
I said, yeah, of course.
He said, right, you need a demo of it out as soon as possible then.
Because it's a video game, you need to gather attention.
Which was a fair shout.
But, oh, it's tiring.
It's too much to do.
i'm only one now the thing is i do like doing it because it's i like creating systems And when you see a successful system in action.
This one's the next one's going to be like a dungeon crawl sort of style game.
A few years ago, a friend and I, my business partner, we created a role-playing system.
A pen and paper role-playing system.
Because we're creative people.
I don't know why you can stop it.
I haven't lost it.
And nowhere to get money from the body.
We couldn't leave any news.
But yeah, we created this pen and paper rolling system.
And we really liked the way it functioned.
It's really good, because we put a lot of thought into it.
We can play DD for us.
Put a lot of thought into how we wanted it to operate and the effect we wanted it to have.
We wanted there to be lots of methods of defending yourself, but lots of methods of attacking someone.
But the thing is, it turned out to be a little heavy on the calculations.
And at the time, we realised this would make an excellent video game.
But this was before I'd learned to program.
This is before I just sat down and started doing it.
So we put it on the back burner.
we just, you know, filed it away.
But now, we're, uh, well, so we're coming to the end, but probably, well, we're as close to the end as we can be.
Probably about.
Realistically, we're probably two months away, three months away from the release of Necromancer.
I keep telling myself it's a month, but it's not a bloody month.
I can't make things go any quicker, you know.
My men would like a word with you about your purse and our belongings.
But um yeah so we we got this uh this system I'm going to make a very very nice fancy one uh so it it's very tactical, very tactical, but it's tile-based, um which is going to make everything a lot easier to do for me I tell you.
Um yeah very tactical tile based combat and it'll all be stat-based so you'll be able to plan out your characters and you you'll basically have a team of up to six characters that you can control.
You don't have to have six.
You'll explore dungeons with them.
And we wanted a cross between sort of real-time and turn-based.
So the characters they're not super fast and they don't attack just repeatedly.
It's more so like replicating the DD style combat.
And so,
at the moment, we just go three wild tribesmen.
Yum.
Um so yeah at the moment all it is is a very small dungeon with tiles.
It's quite nice though to be fair.
I'm quite pleased with how it's how it's shipping.
I'm trying to apply all the lessons of keeping it looking good to to make sure that when it comes to presenting it that people I mean the first bite's always excuse me it's always with the eye isn't it?
So and unless we're wildly successful with Necromancer which I'm sure we won't be will absolutely need to do another Kickstarter because there's no way we're going to be able to afford to fund it any other way so yeah that's something.
But um but yeah basically it's it's um a tactical dungeon crawler.
And obviously at the end of it you're gonna be able to equip all your guys with various types of equipment and we really we we designed this system to be um very much like um stand and deliver it classless.
There's there's no absolutely no restriction on what character can do other than the resources they gain at each level that they get to allocate.
And it's not as open as it sounds either.
The initial skills are completely open.
You can anyone put anything into any of the actual skills.
But we've got prestige skills which require a combination of two other skills.
Two of the base skills.
Probably shouldn't be saying this since we haven't really revealed it but um but uh yeah and and then they lead on to more specialized abilities.
I should probably take this one a bit more seriously, shouldn't I?
Yeah, they'll lead on to more specialized abilities, so you can really create the characters you absolutely want.
But you get to do a lot of sort of number crunching, which is one of my favourite things about D&D systems.
Calculating in advance what a great character you're going to develop to fulfil a need in the team.
We've got lots of things like that.
Frank, I can't believe it.
Yeah, so it's very, very...
I use the modular but I'm not really sure what's correct.
But it's very broad.
And there's no real limit on the level of the characters because there are so many skills.
It's not there are so many skills, but there's.
I mean I think we've only got about I think we've got about 17 base skills, which is which is plenty that can go up to.
I think there's a hundred, I can't remember now, but they go up quite high.
And then there's I don't know, probably about a hundred or so prestige skills, and we've got plans for expansions beyond that as well.
So there's no real limits and I'm definitely going to do some kind of random dungeon generator as well, because it's all tiled.
It makes it very easily easy to randomly generate, or at least the theory I've got going on in my head does.
But I'm absolutely certain it will work.
And if it doesn't work, I'll just keep head-butting it until it does, because that's how you get things done.
Stand and deliver!
So, I'm quite confident.
I think it's going to look good and I think it's going to play well and I've just been working out the sort of attacks and defenses and it's just getting the animations to synchronize.
But I tell you it's quite satisfying and mesmerizing to to move one of my guys up to one of the enemies and then watch them duke it out until the end of time, because there's no way for me to actually die.
Yet it's not that that's the easy part.
That was the thing it took uh, took an evening for me to sort out the uh, the actual um well, not an evening to sink it, but you know, just to just to get it looking good uh, but it looks good and you know they, they fight, you know someone attacks someone else, parries or blocks or dodges or something like that, and it looks good and you can see when someone gets hit as well.
So you can.
You know, I should put I should have just put the health counter in, really just to see how quickly who would die for what, because the uh, the stats really make a difference.
I'm hoping to have an underworld and an overworld.
So the underworld being effectively like an infinite dungeon, and then the overworld being sort of like um sort of Minecraft style saveable levels where you know you can I mean saving is not a problem.
Uh the engine I'm using incorporates all that sort of thing, so that's not an issue.
Um but like uh you know like a tiled overworld that um that people will be able to actually build sort of a civilization on so something to spend the resources you'll accrue from going through these infinite dungeons So yeah, it's.
It's something I'm quite looking forward to doing once Necromancer's done.
But it's sort of thing we're gonna need a good demo for as a good demonstration of how just how, how well, the engine's gonna operate and how the tactics will work, because we're gonna have all kinds of characters but um, but yeah, so I'm quite looking forward to doing that and it's obviously gonna be.
It's gonna be multiplayer.
That's no reason I can't, you know, we can't have like a cooperative PvP, that sort of thing.
I quite like the idea of PvP because I think I'd probably make it so that the PvP is not just just players, unless it was in an overworld, and then it's more persistent.
I mean the the overworld.
There's no reason to make it quite large as well.
So because the engine I'm using uses occlusion culling, so I could effectively have a massive world, and because everything moves quite slowly, I can, I can probably control a lot of actors.
I've I've not tested, like stress tested, any kind of size yet, but um, so yeah, I can probably have a sort of scaling size depending on the power of the machine, because I mean, the server will handle all the calculations and anything that's off-screen the client computers don't need to worry about, because they'll just get.
They just get told where those things are.
I mean, there are obviously going to be practical limits, but it should be moderately sizable.
So yeah, I mean, there's no reason that someone couldn't just buy their own server, host one and then just leave it on permanently for people to build their towns with and then go and attack each other's towns and whatnot.
That should be completely feasible, which is ideally what I'm going to be aiming for, and so yeah, so people can go and grind if they want, they can go and just chill in their, their villages if they want.
Form alliances, for I'd like to form factions and stuff.
I mean, it's just a number, you know, it's like your power, faction seven, and I can store that on our server, which is all stuff I've already done and the.
I'm basically just gonna be stealing with the server scripts from a game bars called Drones that we got into sort of pre-beta stage.
But there were some.
There were some not f, not flaws well, not not problems, but flaws really and I wasn't happy because of these factors.
We've had to have reworked it a lot so to skip it.
But the things that weren't the network, the server scripts, they were all fine and so you know you can in it.
We basically had a team of ten drones that you could command in a double blind turn based thing.
But instead of making it double blind turn based thing, you just send it real time, but just slow, and it seems to be working alright.
I mean I'll need to do more testing obviously, but I mean it's only that I'll make it turn based by that being.
But the turns were simultaneous, that was the thing.
So no one was ever just standing around waiting for something to happen, which is the eternal problem with turn-based multiplayer games.
The drones were really it was a really fun little game.
I should probably put a link to it if anyone wants to try it out.
But I can't remember how reliable the last build has been.
There's something so good.
But yeah, so all of the good access stuff is fairly easy.
If you try it, there's no reason why to put it in.
So yeah, that's the next project coming up.
Should be quite exciting.
Quite looking forward to it, to be honest.
Not that I'm not enjoying drone.
Necromancer and it's all really coming together.
I've recently put in, we got a nice soldier model recently, and I've put him in nice special effects and sound effects and stuff.
And he looks great.
So when you're going to be coming up against the military, which inevitably you will do in Necromancer, then it should A look cool and B be quite challenging because they've got assault rifles which are far better than the sort of makeshift weapons that most of your opponents are going to be using.
I mean they're a later later game sort of addition.
But yeah, it should be your money or your life.
I'm liking this.
My guys can take out trolls more happily without me.
But yeah, I'll stop talking about my stuff now and pulling you in it, if anyone's even watching this.
It is, doesn't it?
Look at these guys.
Hello sexy!
Are you coming after me?
Mwahahahaha!
Six damage, I suck on horseback.
You have a faithful face.
Let's make some money!
Stat.
Oh, nice.
I didn't even know they had some very juicy looking.
Where are my do I not have?
I've just got chappy marauders.
I'm starting to think that I could probably take out an enemy lord.
Presuming he wasn't brilliantly equipped.
But maybe I should go.
Maybe I should go and pay get, get paid.
Even probably a good idea how to save it because, why not?
Hey, this has been quite a successful little ramble.
The thing with a lot of games I make...
I like making games where you're the commander.
I mean, I like playing games with the uh, where the uh, you're the actual soldier, sort of thing, but I also like I mean the the.
The good thing about Necromancer and about the uh the fancy game can do is that in a lot of it you get to look at the bigger picture.
The, the fancy game, is gonna have a lot more micromanagement than Necromancer has.
Necromancer's primarily design tablets.
So there's only so much you can really do, although I will try and put the fancy game on tablets as well.
But uh, but we'll see with that.
I can't be certain as at this time, but it is gonna.
I'm gonna try to do that.
What's going on here?
Oh tournament, a wow oh perfect right, let's see how many times I have to try this tournament to to win.
Yeah, you can just take my... troll pork.
No good bludgeoning weapons.
See, these twats get to wear their armour in the battle, in the twat, which is not a fair.
LOOK FOR THE BLOODGUARD!
Oh, shit.
For the blood!
Give me a pass.
Fuck you.
Yeah, I want to keep talking about this fancy game because I'm really looking forward to it.
It's going to be fucking tactical.
And just, you know, it's going to be about covering angles and managing the attack well and using what you've got effectively because you guys are going to have spells and special abilities.
It's not just going to be like a World of Warcraft recharge thing either.
You'll be able to customize their actions.
Everything's going to be customizable.
You're going to have like a massive.
Oh shit, you slow bitch.
Free teams.
So yeah, I'm really looking forward to that.
It's going to be conquered.
I mean, you're going to need to get well bumped.
Yeah.
I don't know why I was using that crossbow.
I suck with crossbows.
I mean, this might be an untenable prospect.
Nice one.
Chaos Lord Nikush.
Let them find out, guys.
Yeah, the action editing is going to be really good because we're going to have certain types of effects that modify just your basic actions and attacks.
You're not always going to want to use them on some characters.
We just want the option of having the attack there.
Or at least, you know, if you want to engage them.
That seems like the most effective way of doing it.
Just go get him, man.
See, they can just attack a lot faster.
Bollocks, sir.
No, I'm not going to do this.
I am still fucking weak.
And those Chaos Lords are not.
I'll go take on a knight.
You're a baron or something.
Or I can plunder ostrich.
Yeah, the making of the skills I'm very excited about.
Because the thing is, this system, we're going to make it so it's entirely modular and can be applied to anything.
So things will just preclude other things or enable other things, but it's the same system.
So, I mean, you might have a spell or an ability, like if you're a fire mage, you might be able to wield a flaming weapon.
And so that'll be part of the part of the sort of option that you have.
Like, you know, it'll turn your weapon into a flaming weapon or something.
Not really.
So it should be nice and interesting and very customizable and hopefully really, really, really fun.
But long-term fun, you know, not just kind of short-term fun.
That's what I'm after, generally.
like campaigns let's uh let's get let's do this Come on, you know you want to fight me, Kislev.
Or not.
God fucking hell, Max.
Well, see you guys later.
Thanks for all the cows.
Yeah, all I really do is work these days.
The...
The...
The bonus of necromancer being the sort of into the grind stages is that it gives me lots of time to think about the next project.
I don't really get that much time to think about like videos and stuff because I like to do research.
But doing research is taking time away from doing work.
So I tend to just focus on the work.
This is going to be quite a long journey, so I'll spare you guys it.
Looks like I'll be caught by some trolls.
My men would like a word with you about your person or belongings.
I'd like to have a word of trolls about their heads.
I think my cat's just fucking got out.
Hang on.
Crisis averted.
Right, you guys, go on, get in there.
Control kill happy.
Fine.
And the back.
Good enough.
I'm going to get me some armor with that.
Where are my cows?
I mean, I did just charge off without them, so they're probably like five days away, diligently following me, or I've lost them.
Alright, screw it, I need to see what I'm with.
Well, I can afford that, and that is actually well within my price range, but it looks a bit shit, doesn't it?
I was hoping to get something a bit fucking cooler than that.
But I could at least equip myself out to look like a chaos knight.
Which would make me feel a little bit more legitimate.
So, I will do that.
That's a realistic sun.
Where are my golfers?
I want some golfs down there.
Yeah, okay, okay.
Chaos war.
There we go.
Cost me shine 12 grand as well.
Souls.
Where is everyone?
Hopefully, this will make me last longer in battles as well.
I go find someone to beat up, really, haven't I?
No, we're being raided.
That's unusual.
Alright, okay, this looks like the way to go.
Better there are some fucking Pretonian fuckwhits.
Or what are these guys?
Yeah, Pretonia.
Yeah, Pretonian fuckwits to smack the crap out of.
I definitely feel like doing that.
Instead of going to bed and getting a good night's sleep.
Which I think was off the cards when I started playing Mountain Blade at 1am anyway.
I'll you know when I get there.
Okay, I'm here, and I've found some nice beastmen, which should be quite an easy take.
If I can catch them, which I probably can because I'm slightly faster than them.
Thank God for that pathfinding skill.
Yeah, it's inevitable, you little shit.
Come to terms with it.
Like Tumbler, stop living in denial.
That's a nice head you have on your shoulders.
is
Yeah, slaughter them all.
Come on, cavalry, get on with it.
Of course.
I will have another champion, thank you.
Well, it's better than what I'm using.
Uh, god's already stopping on fire.
Got any good blunt weapons mate?
No, no, you do not.
That looks quite impressive, though.
One-handed.
I can't really afford it.
Can I afford some minotaurs?
Seven minotaurs.
I can't afford that anyway, but all right.
Do I want some chumps?
Probably not you.
what do you do well i don't know how much you want so no occupied by brigands are you
Hopefully, it's not 30 trolls this time.
Although, frankly, I think my army could take them.
Why what that's probably your town?
Why aren't you helping that?
Yeah, no guns have fun.
Yeah, let's go.
I like it when I know I don't take anyone prisoner.
Come on then, you little shits.
God for this chaos, what am I telling you?
Fuck it, I must have killed loads of that.
Yeah, I'll take this as my juste.
Do I need volunteers?
No.
Fuck you guys then.
You know what?
You're on your own in future.
Did you learn from my magnificent example there, mate?
Right, let's go invade some blue guys.
So I'm there, and there's a chaos warrior walking back, which isn't a chaos baron walking back, which is interesting.
65 beast, man.
Oh, I will.
Definitely.
That'll be a fight.
Oh, come on, you little shits.
Make it easy on yourselves.
I will drink from your skull.
I don't know where they are.
Is that them?
Jesus, what is that?
Right, everyone.
The question is, are we feeling lucky?
That's our cavalry, just stand there!
Especially that giant guy.
Quietly confident.
Oh, if only I'd told my cavalry to charge.
Well, at least you got that guy.
I wonder how I did.
I don't think I saw that much red.
I don't mind getting rid of a few of my axe men anyway when they get to this sort of stage in the game.
They're a bit less useful.
They're less useful.
I'm going to need good solid heavy infantry and cavalry if I'm going to take out these bloody Britonians.
So the Ax-Men are only so good.
Skybox?
Oh, wounded.
Ah, see, this is...
Good thing about the surgery skill, right?
Do I need any of this?
I suppose I will.
I don't want to release them.
They're my sworn enemy.
Can't I just kill them all?
It won't be useful.
See, I need to start forming some kind of archer corps that's not chaos.
Oh, hello.
Yeah, that's not chaos.
Because chaos archers are obviously blank.
So I need some good archers How nice.
Do it.
Time flash.
Bandits A. Health recruits.
They can become archers.
I'm sure they're very good archers.
How many hiles am I realistically gonna get?
Oh, hello.
You've got some interesting dudes, but I don't need them.
I'll show you that.
Wait for whatever any weapons he thinks they do didn't even see that coming.
Don't get yourself killed, guys.
What did I just say?
Oh, I've got a halfening for ransom.
Well, I would like to hire a night iron actually, or two, because they do look fairly sturdy, don't they?
Could do with those though five guys that got yourselves wounded.
No one to blame.
Forecasing, I guess.
Yeah, that path I think's pretty good.
Right, I probably can't take 188.
And I'm friends with the dark elves.
Shit.
16, I could take 16, but I probably can't get him without the 188.
Yeah, this dick's the king.
I'm not gonna be able to take him away.
No way.
I'm going to have to put some into my leadership, I reckon.
If you want it, mate.
Looks like he kind of expected the king to come with him there.
Oh, he's just really contentious of my life.
Maybe he's contentious of me.
Fuck these guys, I'm not taking chances here.
That's right, usually it's a horse.
Oh, they're horses.
Oh, a whistle.
That's a strange whistle for my horse, isn't it?
Oh, Grailby.
How am I supposed to be indebted to serve?
Oh, of course you do.
I imagine Oggy Boggy can't use those.
Well, at least that's one of their lords beating up a bit.
I don't want to get trapped deep in their territory.
I don't want to...
Can't we afford to just start raiding this city or town without um what are you gonna do with 37 guys?
Come on, what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Travelling to where where could you possibly going be going in Britonian there?
We go see Twis in 23 We can't even take him out together.
Why didn't you just stay at home and keep building up your forces, you spastic, right?
Okay, he looks tempting, coward.
He definitely looks tempting.
You fucking down, right running from Saron.
Come on, you little bitch, mark it down, bitch.
You faggot coward!
What's his face, you keyboard warrior?
just get a cowboy yeah sneak to a full killed fuck what not happy and even managed to escape that's a nice helmet though hmm
not happy oh hello let's see what you can't use yeah turn you into a proper warrior nothing wrong with you in the field right no of course not
how is a battle axe a restricted fucking weapon you pricks no of course not yeah I know I know right Wait, the ballax probably isn't restricted button actually, is it?
Yeah, no, it's not.
Well, sucks to be Oggy Boggy, then, doesn't it?
Oh, hello.
I'm not against Britonian caravans though.
Tell me about your journey.
What really?
No, fucking bring it.
Thanks for both of us, man.
Dismount now.
Come on, horse.
That's right.
I was going to call them Old Yellow, I don't know if that was a nice one.
Get out of my way, everyone.
Never mind.
Once I'm killed, damn it.
I don't need any of this crap.
Should take it though, because I'm in the ground.
No, I don't want any of that.
I guess.
I guess for now.
What another caravan about your fucking plans as well.
Where the fuck are you?
I'm the only hunters now.
Come here, son of a bitch.
What crap they have on that caravan.
Okay, well, screw you guys.
I'm not above running down some villages.
No, there's no point.
I'll see you back at Goslaw.
Right back with no difficulties, other than the fact I had to go somewhere called Goslaw.
Ah, not bad.
Not unprofitable.
Why go on?
Hmm.
Probably.
Oh, hello.
Go on, how much?
How much?
Fucking they must be really good.
How much are the demons instead?
Yeah, demons are also good, and I feel like a fight.
Oh, what?
I'll wait.
Right.
I like the way everywhere's got a fighting arena.
Yeah, bring it on.
I don't care.
I just want to beat some people up.
Give me your sword.
Give me a sword.
I love you.
God, this guy's alright.
None shall survive.
Yeah, I'm fucking serious.
I don't know how to do the shield back, but they are quite funny and useful actually.
I should learn how to do this.
I wish they didn't have bows in the arena.
Oh shit, that's why.
But also, come on.
Go on, yeah, get me on the back, mate.
You know, they're not gonna have bones in the fucking fighting.
Good, I need my shit.
Archer.
Give me your shield.
Give me a shield now, you twash.
Fuck.
Someone else give me a shield.
Shield!
Shield, chill, chill.
You guys fight each other over there.
It's not actually important I kill everyone, it's important I survive to the very end.
That was uncanny bloodbath going on over there.
I think I'll just, uh, could be this guy.
I like Sancho.
Oh, you're the last one.
Don't know why you're the last one, Jesus.
Hell yeah.
Fuck, is that it?
That looks like experience.
I didn't even get prestige, but I did go up, so sorry.
Right, what do I need to get up?
Probably trade, which would be useful and charisma raining someone party size, so might just save it to be honest.
Must already have 80 guys.
I've got a demonet, didn't I?
Fair enough.
Right, I want a big fight before I go to bed.
It's not a big fight.
I'm gonna win, huh?
But at least I came over at the right time.
Maybe I could besiege a castle.
All these chaos guys around, I might have to have cover for it.
Although, shit, we're okay.
Alright, guys.
This'll be interesting, won't it?
Don't you fancy it all of a sudden?
Come on, you must have almost won that one by now.
That's a stupid one to go to.
Oh, fuck, no, no, no, no, no, no.
There we go.
that's one I'll get into oh yeah 230 to 173 That sounds more like we're not just going to charge him now,
Let's have a semblance of order.
They have an enormous army.
Shit, we're going to take on the fucking knights.
I don't know why we're taking on the knights, but there we have it.
There's no prisoners.
Looks like they're going pretty well.
Did I get it?
Let's just go, just go.
I thought they were going to last longer to be nice.
I was expecting a bit more of a meaty force.
Seemed too easy, didn't it?
Blimey.
Yeah, that was awesome.
You're my prisoner as well for some reason.
Oh, thanks very much.
Harold of Corn, you beauty.
Oh, that's that's fantastic.
Thank you very much.
I'll definitely get rid of some of my shitter guys to get some of these.
Alright, protect me nowadays.
I don't need you anymore.
I just don't.
I need these warriors of corn far more.
I don't need quite as many of these either.
I'll give you 20 and then keep up that 20.
I keep muttering to myself like I know what I'm doing.
Shame you can't get a piece of my arm, that wouldn't be very good.
Um, yeah,
I'm just gonna make a beautiful fight.
I've got highly elite force now.
Very pleased.
Very pleased.
Probably could have got rid of you actually.
Let's see if we can find some other...
Well, get another...
Get another lord, couldn't I, for ransom?
I mean, I do have the king, so surely that gives me some bargaining power.
But maybe I have to go seed somewhere.
Oh, don't.
Don't be a... you pansy.
Ha-ha-ha!
That's right.
Right.
What have you got?
Longbowman, balcony longbowman, knight of the realm, grail knight shit.
I'm not thinking, what's going on?
Was that your castle?
I don't care.
How did they make peace anyway?
Strikes me that dwarfs and orcs can't really have a lot of peace.
I do leave them, no choice.
Okay, still I'm getting him.
I'm gonna wax this guy.
Oh, you pussy die with honor like this guy's not that's not you big pansy You're lucky you can go, sir.
What?
Fucker!
Can I win my cow snatch?
Two!
You're lucky you got away, you faggot.
Faggot coward, as it were.
Oh yeah, you bad fucking run.
Tempted to besiege it just to see how it would go if I went for it.
I've got some high-level dudes and I do have two heralds of corn and six blood letters and you know, I mean, surely they're going to come along and be like, Oh, you're besieging your castle.
Oh, look at you pansies.
oh it's so scary he's gonna give this place up are you Hello, pumpkin.
Come on, that's...
I'm gonna
be the guy who takes me.
Losing a lot of demon's armor.
Chaos Warriors seem pretty fucking stark.
I've got to say well, that's all we want is Chaos Champion Blood.
Shit, that wasn't good.
Hmm.
Oh, these are, yeah.
Hi, these.
These are like horrible dudes.
Playpriest, he sounds pretty cool.
Oh, I don't really I shouldn't save it.
I lost too many good things.
No, I won't save this.
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