Robert Evans and Jamie Loftus dissect "elite panic," exposing how wealth suppresses empathy through the 2004 Yucca Bolaños fire where owner Juan Pio Paiva bribed President Wasmosi to ignore safety codes, locking exits that killed 424 people. They contrast this with historical disasters like the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, where civilians organized mutual aid while authorities imposed martial law, proving ordinary citizens often act heroically unless power corrupts them. Ultimately, the hosts argue that true leadership requires saving lives over cash registers, urging listeners to reject entitlement in an uncertain post-election world. [Automatically generated summary]
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Will Farrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcast presents soccer moms.
So I'm Leanne.
This is my best friend Janet.
Hey.
And we have been joined at the hip since high school.
Absolutely.
A redacted amount of years later.
We're still joined at the hip.
Just a little bit bigger hips.
This is a podcast.
We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey with all the snacks and drinks.
Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer?
Oh, they had a BOGO.
Budgeting Mindset Shifts00:03:13
Well, then you got them.
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Pods.
Pods?
Well, yeah, like of dolphins, but in this case, also of casts, a cast of pods, for example.
Like Attorneys General, Podscast.
I'm Robert Evans.
This is Behind the Bastards, a show where we talk about...
I do have a lot of pods casts.
Thank you, Jamie.
As you might notice, in my show about talking about bad people, I have guests.
And today that guest is Madame Jamie Loftist.
I'll take that.
Yeah, Lofts Us.
Lofts Us.
Yeah, that's when there's more than one of us in the room.
Yeah.
It's loftists.
And then there's Sophie's Lichterman.
It's all we should attorneys general, all plurals is the statement I'm coming into.
It's a complicated language, but beautiful.
Jamie, how are you doing?
You know, all things considered.
Robert, you should stop asking questions.
I have HPV.
I have HPV, I learned.
Oh.
I have HPV.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
That's no, it's fine.
It's a fun middle, non-threatening HPV.
Oh, God.
Yeah, at first, it was a fun.
It's nice to have some suspense in your life that is like, you know, a little less existential where they're like, is it good HPV or bad HPV?
And they're like, well, it's, you know, it's middling HPV.
Well, I'm going to ask our listeners.
I'm going to ask all of our listeners when this episode drops to tag us on Twitter and tell us if you have HPV as well.
Do you have HPV?
If so, fill our Twitter mentions.
Individual threads.
Don't comment on the episode.
Like, tag us individually each time.
Absolutely overwhelm our Twitters.
So many people have HPV.
And I know.
It's so, but my dad did see my Twitter post about it.
And then he was just, he was shocked.
He thought HPV was really going to get me.
And then I just had to tell him.
We're going to raise awareness about HPV by overwhelming and making our Twitters unusable for several days with a flood of people discussing their presence or lack thereof of HPV.
Cheers to that.
So that's my, since between the last episode I was on in this, I learned I had HPV.
I don't think I got it then.
I just went to a gynecologist for the first time in four years.
Because health insurance.
It's good to have health insurance.
I haven't been to a gynecologist in a long time.
Well, you really got to get your PAP every couple of years to know.
Paps and bagels both need schmear.
Swish.
Swish.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
With the Swish.
All right.
Well, we should talk.
We should do the thing that is our job to do.
Yes.
Casting cast pods.
Fire Safety Failures00:14:25
Yeah.
The only thing that matters in this world.
What's fun about this episode, Jamie, is that this is an episode about disasters and how human beings respond to them.
And we're recording it right before the election.
And by the time it drops, the entire world could be a radically different place.
And that's fun.
I want to listen back to this episode later and feel absolutely sick to my stomach.
Yeah, it's going to be awesome.
It's going to be so good.
I can't wait.
We're talking today about elite panic.
Ooh.
Yeah, that's the bastard of today.
So I want to start our story or our episode today with the story of a man named Juan Pio Paiva.
He was born on September 20th, 1946, in Cazapa, Paraguay.
And while he is most definitely a bastard, he's not the bastard of our episode.
We're going to start with him, though.
Juan grew up working class in a town 250 kilometers or fake miles southeast of Paraguay's capital, which is Ansuncion.
Now, his dad was a bus driver, and he started working at age 16, selling tickets on his father's bus.
His family also owned a butcher shop, and he worked there as a young adult until he had enough money to open a small butcher shop of his own in the capital, which is, again, Asuncion.
Now, which I'm probably pronouncing somewhat wrong.
Well, you famously pronounce everything right.
But I famously pronounce everything right.
I know.
By the time he was 30, he owned two butcher shops.
And through frugal money management and a keen sense of finances, Juan was able to open his first grocery store in 1985.
He named it Yakua Bolaños, which means well of water, and was a reference to a mythical healing spring near his hometown.
Now, Juan's business was successful, but his growing wealth was met by a growth in the stingy tendencies that had helped him rise above his humble origins.
He kept his own accounts and he paid suppliers himself.
He forced his employees to work under what one local paper described as an enslaving regime.
Oh.
Yeah.
So that's not, you know, nice.
You get one butcher shop and look what happens.
It's funny, too, because like the positive articles that you'd read about him would call him like, say he came from a peasant background.
But it's like, I mean, I guess like you're not rich just because your family owns a butcher shop, but like you're not like, I don't know, peasant seems weird for a family that is a business owner.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, like not that there's anything wrong with owning a butcher shop, but like peasant is a anyway, whatever.
Juan kept his office behind the cashiers so he could watch them at all times through the large glass windows that he had installed and intervene at once if he was unhappy with their performance, which he frequently was.
It's kind of a dick boss, you know.
We've all, I mean, I guess most people who've worked in the service industry have had a boss like that.
Sure.
Really unnecessarily obsessed with what you're doing at all times.
Now, Yucca Bolaños became a modest chain of supermarkets with two full grocery stores and one hypermarket, which is kind of similar to a mall, multiple restaurants, shops, you know, a bunch of, it can hold a shitload of people, like a really big grocery store, right?
Like a normal grocery store in the United States, but big, you know, at the time.
Again, we're talking like the 80s here.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
His company's slogan was Yucqua Bolaños, synonymous with quality and low prices.
In 1997, Juan, whose nickname was apparently The Baby, expanded his business into a what, Jamie?
Yes, he's the baby.
He was the baby, he's the baby, and you gotta love him.
Why?
Is there any reason?
I don't know.
I mean, I've only found out that's what people called him.
Jamie, the baby.
The baby is from Dinosaurs, that TV show, right?
Yeah, the baby that's the guy.
Come on, continue.
I know the baby from so wait, he's called the baby, and then he's like, but don't ask why I'm called the baby.
That's a random thing.
Well, no, just I only a lot of so for because of the story we're about to tell is primarily there's some international stories because it's wild, but most of the good stories were local.
And so I had to Google translate them.
And I was not able to find anything else about why he was called the baby, but his nickname was the baby.
Okay, the baby.
Okay.
I'm going to struggle getting past this, but I'm here.
I'm here.
Yeah.
So he's the baby.
And he expands his business into a joint stock company.
So he makes it into a corporation with like stock and shareholders and shit.
And he starts soliciting investments.
Now, the number of Yucca Bolaños hypermarkets increased after this point because now they have a bunch of funding.
In 2001, Juan opened his largest store yet, the Yucca Bolaños Botanico, named for its proximity to the Capitol Botanical Gardens.
This massive new building was 12,000 square feet with a dining area that was capable of seating 600 people alone.
So very big fucking store.
It's a big baby.
Yeah, it's a big baby.
It's a big old baby.
It's a big old botanical baby.
Yes.
So yeah, he gets things going on.
And everything's, yeah, he's making a lot of money.
He's got a bunch of stores.
His net worth climbs to more than $8 million.
And at this point, you know, he's too busy and has too many employees to watch over each of them in like the slightly creepy stalking way that he had before.
This caused him a lot of anxiety because he was always terrified that his employees might steal from him.
To ensure that the, yeah, baby go away.
Now, to ensure that the crowning jewel of his empire didn't lose a single sentavo that was due to it, Juan appointed the only man he could trust to the job of stalking his employees, his son, Victor Daniel.
Now, Victor had always been something of a disappointment to Juan.
The father had hoped his son might one day play for the national soccer team, but Victor tended towards obesity and was not at all athletically inclined.
Still, he was able to earn some amount of his father's pride by being every bit the miser and tyrannical enforcer that Juan had been.
One journalist described him as tough on employees and stingy on suppliers.
But did they call him the little baby?
The baby's baby.
Baby Jr.
Son of the baby, baby junior.
Son of the baby.
Yeah, let's let's I've settled on son of the baby.
Yeah, yeah.
So stingy was kind of an ongoing theme in the growing empire of Juan P.O. Paiva and his son.
While the Yucca Balaños Botanico was a massive structure and the pride of his corporation, corners were cut at every single stage of construction.
The ducts from the grill in the kitchen, the bakery, and the rotisserie did not vent outside.
Instead, they pumped smoke and gas into a chamber between the ceiling and the roof of the building.
The roof had no.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Okay.
Okay.
So there's just a pollution room.
There's a fire room.
Yeah, there's a room to cause a fire.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
There is a poison room.
Like our recording studio in our beloved place that we can't record it anymore because of the plague.
There's a poison room in the Yucobilanos Botanico.
Oh, I miss the poison room.
I miss it too.
I miss it too.
As soon as this plague is over, I'm going to throw more poison into it.
Lock me in the poison room.
I'm ready.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're all ready for the poison room.
So they also have a workplace poison room.
Now I feel more connected.
Yeah.
Except for in theirs, they're venting all of the gas and smoke from their mini ovens, cooking for tens of thousands of people on a weekly basis into this room.
And the roof of the room has no wind extractors.
Also, you know what else they don't have, Jamie?
What?
Smoke alarms.
No!
None of those.
Why would you have smoke alarms in your death trap?
There's no sprinklers either.
All of the stopcocks on the fire hoses were closed.
Yeah, so again, absolutely no safety measures taken in this building meant to hold thousands of customers.
Yeah.
Okay.
So it's the Titanic of grocery stores.
Yes, it is.
It is the Titanic.
No lifeboats on this business.
Oh, God.
It's amazing.
It's so fucking funny.
It's not because what's about to happen is one of the worst things I've ever heard about.
Juan skimped on any emergency training that might have prepared his employees in the event of a fire as well.
Because if you're not going to take any other preparations for a fire, why would you even think about it?
Start now.
Yeah.
That would be speaking it into being, Jamie.
It's like the secret, you know?
If you think about it, it will come to you.
If you don't think a fire, yeah.
I don't want to manifest a gigantic, devastating grocery store fire.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why I cut out the seat belts on all of my cars, you know?
Absolutely.
Otherwise, you're just inviting tragedy.
You're inviting an accident.
Exactly.
I don't want to have an accident when I'm drunk driving my forerunner through a trailer park, you know?
No, and that's why you've never gotten into trouble that way.
And that's why I've never gotten into trouble that way.
I've been saying that for years.
I've been saying that for years, shouting it at police officers chasing me in my forerunner for years.
As you drunk drive your forerunner, I admire it.
It's always terribly admired.
Yeah.
Now, so yeah, Juan takes, again, like not like aggressively takes no safety precautions for his massive building meant to cook and hold thousands of people.
Yeah, I mean, obviously, like if he had done things like train his employees, given have some sort of fire safety plan, that would have distracted from the time they could spend working, which would be the same as them stealing from him.
And Juan is not going to allow that to happen.
Showed them how to included a hose or two.
These are all unnecessary time sucks.
Disabled the hoses that there were.
That's so funny.
It's so funny.
More work than not.
Like, that's so aggressive.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
So she's funny is the wrong word.
He's begging for this grocery store to hit him.
He's pleading for an explosion.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now, the question, Jamie, of how Juan's company was able to get away with blatant violations of local fire codes is an important one because, again, Paraguay is a country.
They have laws about making death traps, right?
You're not supposed to.
So there's a good question, like, how did he get to make a death trap?
And it may have had something to do with the fact that he had a cozy friendship with Juan Carlos Wasmosi, the president of Paraguay from 1993 to 1998.
In 2002, Wasmosi was convicted of stealing $6 million from the government social welfare institute and diverting it to his personal bank account.
So the odds are quite good that Juan Paiva bribed him to make concerns over the building's safety go away, right?
Like, the guy who we know was crooked as shit probably was being crooked as shit.
And Juan Carlos was like, oh, that's the baby.
Yeah.
Do whatever you want.
Of course, but you gotta love him.
You gotta love him.
Especially if he pays you.
Really cuddly.
Thousands of dollars.
Yeah.
Baby, son of baby, let them do whatever they want.
Let them do whatever they want.
I often say that about babies and about owners of grocery stores.
We've given enough passes to the baby.
I'll say it.
So, unfortunately, Jamie, I don't know if you're aware of this, but you cannot bribe the laws of physics yet.
I'm working on it.
Okay.
Life finds a way, as Ian Malcolm said.
So for three years, the mini ovens of the Yucca Bolanios Botanica ran all day long, venting smoke and gas up into the roof without any way for it to escape.
Eventually, more than 9,000 cubic meters of flammable gases had accumulated up there, turning the whole roof of the massive complex into a ticking time bomb.
And then, sometime in the summer of 2004, one of the building's ovens got plugged.
And timely action was not taken to unplug it, to like fix the jam.
And unbeknownst to Victor, a fire burned behind the obstruction in the ovens.
They weren't cleaning the ovens.
There's a blockage and there's embers burning behind the blockage.
So they don't realize that there's embers burning behind it.
And yeah, obviously, like, so this fire catches on all of the grease and the grease starts to burn behind the obstruction in this oven and it sends embers into the ceiling.
Yeah, no one sees it.
They think the oven is just blocked and dead.
But behind the obstruction, there are embers burning that catch onto the grease and embers start to float up into the ceiling, which is again an enormous bomb.
Yeah.
Sounds like a bomb to me.
Yeah.
On the morning of August 1st, one of those embers finally ignited the pocket of gas in the ceiling.
It happened while more than a thousand people were inside the business.
Most of them were mothers, many of whom had their children with them.
One male customer who was present later recalled, we were entering the supermarket when there was an explosion.
I could see how bodies, especially little ones, flew through the air, arms, legs.
Another customer later told press, it was raining fire when I was finishing to pay at the cash register.
By miracle, I got out before they closed the doors.
A little bit of a foreshadowing of what's about.
Doors?
Yeah.
That's what we're about to do.
Close the doors.
Oh, yeah.
Great question, Jamie.
Thank you.
On that horrible August morning, Victor Daniel Paiva, who's again Juan's son and the guy whose job it is to make sure nobody steals from the baby.
Juan's son, Victor, had arrived late for work because he had been buying his father tickets for an upcoming soccer match.
This very likely saved his life because of where his office was located and where the explosion happened.
But if it did save his life, his survival damned many more people.
Once he arrived on scene, within minutes of the explosion, Victor gave his first order to his security guards.
Don't let them out without paying.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
I know, right?
And the security cards didn't say fuck that.
Oh, no, it's kind of a, we could talk about Germans here, but I think everybody knows like the thing that people do when they're given orders by the son of the baby.
Yeah.
So Victor was concerned that the hundreds of customers attempting to escape the Yucobilanos Botanica death trap would flee out of the exit.
They were flaming babies before leaving the flaming building.
He was worried they were going to leave with arms full of groceries and consumer goods.
Victor knew this was enraged as far as James.
Jesus Christ.
So the idea to Victor that his dad might get angry at him for letting customers get out with free goods of his exploding supermarket was more important to him than the thoughts of the lives of the thousand people still inside.
So he ordered his guards to close and bar all 10 exits to the store.
Jesus Christ.
Money Affects Behavior00:07:12
Okay.
Yeah.
And they do that.
They do the shit out of that.
Okay.
Son of.
I'm going to quote from a journalist in a local newspaper called Nassion.
Quote, Outside in front of the hypermarket, Victor Daniel Paiva could not stop sweating.
He called insistently on the phone for the employees to get the money out of the boxes while dozens of people scratched the windows to get out.
Oh my God.
It's pretty bad, right?
This is like so this is bad writing.
This is horrible.
It's horrible.
If you made a bad guy in like a movie or a TV do this, people would be like, nobody would like come.
And then you're like, no, no, no, no, wait.
And they call the boss the baby.
And then, Jesus, that's- Don't let him out.
They'll steal while the building is actively exploding.
Yes.
Glitching.
Okay.
It's going to get so much worse, Jamie.
But let's pause for just a moment.
Let's pause for just a split second with that horrible vision in our heads of people scratching on the windows of a burning grocery store.
And let's have a little conversation about how money affects the human brain.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you want to do that?
You like that?
You like talking about this?
I love talking about how money affects the human brain.
It's my favorite thing to do is my kink.
Me too, actually.
There have been a lot of fun studies on this.
For today's purposes, I want to start with a series of experiments conducted in 2006 by Dr. Kathleen Vos of the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota.
She led a group of, actually, let me mispronounce Minnesota because I probably mispronounced something in Paraguay and I want to be fair.
Minnisati in Minnisati, yeah, in the University of Minnesota.
Now, she led a group of researchers to conduct nine experiments, all of which primed half of their students with thoughts of money.
And I'm going to quote from Live Science about how they primed people to think about money.
A few methods were used to get the participants thinking about money.
In some experiments, a stack of play monopoly money was within a subject's peripheral view, or a subject would unscramble word phrases dealing with money.
While in others, a participant would sit in front of a computer screensaver showing pictures of floating money.
So one and again, they were not telling the people who were the subjects of the experiment that money had anything to do with it.
Like they were solving puzzles, basically.
And the experiment found that the group who had been primed to think about money persisted longer at solving difficult puzzles than subjects who weren't.
And that's probably not so surprising, right?
The thought of money makes you willing to kind of like work harder longer at an otherwise meaningless task.
Sure.
And that's like not unsettling, right?
It's pretty natural.
It's normal-ish.
Yeah.
The other experiments were a bit more unsettling.
Quote, In one test, a participant sat in a lab filling out a questionnaire when a supposed student walked into the room and said, can you come over here and help me?
She explained that she was an undergraduate student and needed help coding data sheets, each of which would take five minutes.
Some of the participants didn't help at all, Vos said.
The control group volunteered an average of 42.5 minutes of their time, whereas the money group gave about 25 minutes.
That's interesting.
Another experiment gave participants the opportunity to lend a helping hand in a situation requiring no skills.
In a staged accident, a random person walked through a room where a participant sat filling out a questionnaire and spilled a bunch of pencils.
The money participants picked up far fewer pencils than the controls.
To understand how money affects interpersonal relationships, the scientists told each participant they would have a conversation to acquaint themselves with another participant.
While the experimenter went to retrieve the other subject, the participant was to set up two chairs for the engagement.
The subjects in the money group put more physical distance between themselves and new acquaintances compared with control subjects.
Again, interesting stuff.
Interesting stuff.
Now, the write-up I found made a point of noting that the experimental results showed no difference as a result of socioeconomic status or gender of the participants.
It seemed like just pretty robust.
The only real difference was who had been primed to think about money, which is, again, interesting.
Now, this is just one study, obviously.
So let's talk about some other studies because a lot of people have looked at this shit.
All monopoly-based studies are very funny and terrifying because people just turn into cartoon villains when given a stack of monopoly money.
It's fun because the next study we're about to talk about is a UC Berkeley experiment that involved 100 pairs of strangers playing Monopoly with one player getting double the money of the other.
And I'm going to quote from a Ted.
I love this one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's fun.
Yeah.
I'm going to quote from a Ted write-up of the psychologist behind the study, a guy named Paul Piff.
Quote, The rich players moved their pieces more loudly, banging them around the board, and displayed a type of enthusiastic gestures that you see from a football player who's just scored a touchdown.
They even ate more pretzels from a bowl setting off to the side than the players who'd been assigned to the poor condition and started to become ruder to their opponents.
Moreover, the rich players' understanding of the situation was completely warped.
After a game, they talked about how they'd earned their success, even though the game was blatantly rigged and their win should have been seen as inevitable.
That's a really, really incredible insight into how the mind makes sense of advantage, Piff says.
Yeah, it rocks.
I agree.
Did you see the videos of it?
The videos of it are very, very funny.
It's just a bunch of like scrawny college freshmen being like, well, you know, I did good.
So that's why.
And then just like crunch, crunch, crunch.
It's brutal.
But I love that shit.
Yeah.
Another study in California, which is the sensible place to go if you want to study rich people being assholes, looked into, I find this one really interesting.
It looked into how likely drivers of expensive cars were to stop at crosswalks for pedestrians, which they're legally required to do in California.
And they found that, again, I find this very fascinating.
The more expensive the car, the less likely the driver was to stop for pedestrians.
No one driving, not a single person, because they studied the different categories of cars and they like categorized them by their cost.
Not a single person driving cars in the least expensive car category failed to stop at a crosswalk.
Wow.
Almost 50% of drivers in expensive cars did.
Yay, Corollas.
We did it.
Isn't that awesome?
Yes.
We did it.
Yeah.
Wow.
And like, obviously, if you drive, you know that somebody in a 35-year-old fucking Corolla is going to let you in on the highway.
And someone driving an Infinity is going to run you and your children off the road if that's what it takes to get out of the exit three seconds faster.
And then if you see someone in a Tesla, they'll run you over, run your family over, and then ask for a thank you.
My personal favorite thing I've seen just of the joys of living in West Los Angeles for a while was a Lamborghini rear-ending another Lamborghini.
It was a real let them fight moment.
I'm broadly fine with all of it.
I forgot you lived in like the worst possible area for pedestrians to just get run over by tech millionaires.
It was great.
I had a lot of fun jogging.
Oddly enough, I will say this.
Not all rich people are this way because fun jogging.
I had Sean Penn would drive through my neighborhood a couple of times, and he was always very good about stopping and giving people time to move.
So I'll say that about Sean Penn.
Rich People Jogging00:15:21
Well, you know, problematic man.
I was like, polite driver.
Congrats to Sean Penn for stopping.
Not congrats to Sean Penn for hitting women and marrying Val Kilmer's daughter.
Yes.
I love that marrying Val Kilmer's daughter is an equal crime to the violence.
Violence against women is the worst crime.
Marrying Val Kilver's 25-year-old daughter is also not right to do.
It's not.
You know what is right to do?
He doesn't run down joggers.
I'll give him that.
But it's odd time.
It's odd time.
It's ad time.
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Rule one, never mess with a country girl.
You play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
And rule two, never mess with her friends either.
We always say, trust your girlfriends.
I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of The Girlfriends.
Oh my God, this is the same man.
A group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist.
I felt like I got hit by a truck.
I thought, how could this happen to me?
The cops didn't seem to care.
So they take matters into their own hands.
I said, oh, hell no.
I vowed I will be his last target.
He's going to get what he deserves.
Listen to the girlfriends.
Trust me, babe.
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He related to the Phantom at that point.
Yeah, I was definitely the Phantom in that.
That's so funny.
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That was a good idea.
Good to head.
It was really fun because I did live in a very nice neighborhood.
It was right on the edge of Santa Monica.
And the only way I could afford to, because my rent was actually very cheap.
I paid like $900 a month, which is cheap for that.
Yeah.
It's because the building was very illegal.
The landlord had illegally subdivided it.
The half of our power was came from another unit and half of their power came from our house.
So like when power would go out, we'd both lose half of our, like it was, we had the city come in once and be like, you realize that like you could sue your landlord because of all of the dangerous fire hazards in this apartment because of how illegally she subdivided it.
And we said, yes, but here's how much we pay in rent.
And they said, oh, I get it.
Take your life in your hands every day makes it.
Oh, yeah.
No, I would risk my life too for a place that cheap.
Fuck.
God, what a great country.
God, best place in the world.
No notes.
Yeah.
I'm still not over Sean Penn.
I hate Sean Penn.
I'm glad he's not.
He's a terrible person.
The only way he could be worse is if he ran you over with his car.
So there's that.
There's that.
You upset Jamie.
I'm sorry, Jamie.
It's okay.
I just, I hate Sean Penn.
That's yeah.
And speaking of, you know what Sean Penn is, a rich person.
Let's keep talking about how bad that is for you.
All right.
So yeah, again, another study, because again, you know, reading one of these studies, there's things to criticize, you know, about all of them, as there are with all studies.
You keep reading all of the many studies that have been done on this, and they all make a very, very consistent point.
A 2010 study from UCSF asked 300 participants mixed between upper and lower income individuals to analyze facial expressions of people in photos and emotions of people in mock interviews.
Poor people were consistently better at reading the emotions of others.
But this is neat.
If upper class participants were told to imagine themselves in the position of poorer people, it boosted their ability to read other people's emotions.
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
Interesting, right?
That's fascinating to me.
Just encourage you.
You have to really hold a rich person's hand to get them to empathy.
Now, imagine other people were capable of feelings.
I know this is going to be hard for you.
It's just a creative experiment.
Yeah.
It's not real.
It's not real.
The poor don't feel, but imagine they did.
But imagine they.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Okay.
There's a lot more research of this type out there if you're interested in finding it.
To conclude this portion of the episode, I'd like to read one last quote from Dr. Piff summarizing a significant body of research into how wealth affects behavior.
That's kind of this guy's deal.
Okay.
Quote, as a person's levels of wealth increase, their feelings of compassion and empathy go down and their feelings of entitlement, of deservingness, and their ideology of self-interest increases.
Neat, huh?
Neat.
Neat.
Now, let's return to the Yucca Bolano Botanica.
The supermarket actively in flames with its doors boarded.
Yeah, yeah, and locked.
While Victor and his guards kept the doors barred and rescued the precious cash from the registers, again, he's actively getting the cash out while he's preventing human beings from exiting.
That is absurd.
I mean, but you have to imagine they're seizing the cash from the hands of customers and employees who are on fire.
Like, people are literally describing paying, being forced to pay for their groceries while fire rains from the ceiling.
Yes, it's it's it's fucking wild.
Yeah, so well, this goes on for a while, and eventually the ground floor of the supermarket collapses into an underground car park where dozens and dozens of people were trying to flee in their vehicles.
And of course, those people all burned to death.
The food court was completely engulfed in flames.
A lot of people were just incinerated.
Cyanide gas, given off by toxic paint used on the building's roof, because they used poisonous paint that they weren't supposed to be using on the building's roof, began to suffocate panicked shoppers.
The ones who were closest to the doors and windows started breaking them with whatever they could find.
People outside the supermarket realized what was happening and sprang into action, gathering sticks and poles to try to batter down the locked main entrance.
Oh, good.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Human beings who aren't pieces of shit do attempt to come to the rescue of their fellow human beings.
Sure.
As always happens.
We'll keep talking about that.
Liliana Hernandez, who lived next door to the market, told reporters, We couldn't get inside and people couldn't get out.
When the firefighters arrived, they too were stymied by the locked doors of the Yuco Belanos, and eventually they had to go into Liliana's home and batter holes through the walls of her home in order to get into the supermarket.
By the time they finally breached the building, there was little for them to drag out but corpses.
I'm a quote now from a write-up in The Guardian.
Okay.
Some victims were found hugging each other.
One of them, a woman with a smile child in her arms, a firefighter told local radio.
A disco opposite to the supermarket was being used as a makeshift morgue.
Overnight, army troops unloaded truckloads of wooden coffins.
Early today, tearful relatives were filing in to identify bodies.
There are no words for this, said Orlando Correa, weeping after identifying the corpse of his six-month-old nephew.
He then searched for his sister among the lines of charred bodies.
This is a moment of great anguish, said the Paraguayan president, Nicanor Duarte, who declared three days of national mourning.
Officials said it was the worst tragedy in Paraguay since a failed military insurrection in 1947 had left around 8,000 people dead.
Francisco Barrios, who had been shopping at the store but managed to escape, told of a confusing scene minutes after the fire started with people rushing for the doors.
There were sparks as if fireworks were going off, he said.
The store quickly caught fire and filled with smoke, triggering total confusion.
I lost my wife and kids as I rushed to get out.
Now I'm trying to find them.
Oh my god.
By the time the fires were finally extinguished and the last charred corpse was identified, at least 424 people had died.
That's about half of the folks who were in there.
Yeah.
424 people.
More than 300 were injured.
Three-quarters of the people in Yuco Bolanos Botanica at the time of the fire failed to make it out of the death trap of a market unharmed.
Three-quarters of the people in there.
Now, obviously, a nightmare of this scale demands some sort of vengeance.
And eyes immediately turned to Juan and Victor Paiva.
Both father and son, of course, denied that they had ordered the doors locked and barred.
Victor immediately blamed the store operations manager, Vincente Ruiz, for giving the order.
Since Ruiz had died in the fire, he was a pretty good scapegoat.
No!
I was like, please don't say he blamed a person who burned up when it was his fault.
Holy shit.
Yeah, it's it's it's I don't know.
I don't even know what to say.
It is.
It's horrible.
Not good.
It's that's I can't even like wrap my head around that.
That's and just like a store so obscenely large to have no oversight is so absurd.
I it's pretty good, Jamie.
I know like I say that, but like I was fucking in tears reading some of these stories.
Like so many little kids burnt to death in the arms of their mothers trying to shield them from the flames.
Dozens of them.
Like an out, like, like, this is, this is like a war crime level tragedy, but it was a supermarket fire.
Like, like, you could, it couldn't be a more unsuspecting group of people.
And they're, you have to imagine all like ordinary.
I just, I can't even wrap my head around that.
That's so fun.
And then they, and then they blamed someone that they had killed.
Yeah.
Oh, it's like, okay.
It's honestly, I think to most people, it is an incomprehensible level of evil.
Like, and in fairness, to most people who own supermarkets, it's like, you have insurance.
Why aren't you?
It's like, it's one thing if you're like, you know, fucking big oil did something like that, but it's a supermarket.
I mean, I guess Jeff Chris House owns a supermarket, but I don't think of supermarket owners as supervillains.
You're watching dying people pound on the windows of your store as you rescue their cash.
It's amazing.
I just, the, the, also just like the level of brain-dead, like, yeah.
How does he think he's going to get away with that?
He's like, well, at least I'll have escape money.
At least I'll have the escape money.
It's, it's, it's supervillain, like cartoon supervillain.
Like, honestly, not, because a cartoon supervillain wouldn't do this.
No, they would disappear.
Captain Planet villains had more nuance.
Uh, it's amazing.
Um, yeah, so these obviously they get charged with gross negligence and a bunch of other crimes alongside four security guards.
From jail, Juan issued a proposition to rebuild his supermarket and make the families of the victims into shareholders.
He also offered to give them jobs, which some might call a mixed offer at best.
Oh, he really is like the world's dumbest person.
There's yeah, oh God, the son, the rich people are horrible, but the children of rich people are worse because they don't, they don't even have a skill.
It's that's fucking, that's so, I can't wrap my head around this story.
This is so fucked up.
It's pretty fun.
So Paraguayans were not enticed by the proposition of a store to profit the families of the dead people.
No, that's a very hardcore libertarian answer for like, well, what if we just make a store that they can profit from that we build over the ashes of where their loved ones died in my supermarket fire?
Could be a fun second act.
Public Execution Debate00:03:15
Yeah.
Amazing.
Yeah, it's the kind of thing you do if other people aren't people to you, you know?
Right, right.
Yes.
So yeah, obviously the people of Paraguay, of Ansoción, were not enticed by this proposition.
They filled the streets of the capital with graffiti, decrying the paivas as murderers.
In December of 2006, Juan Victor and one security guard were convicted of manslaughter, receiving maximum sentences of five years.
Several company shareholders had been tried for negligence, and they were all acquitted.
This did not make people happy.
And the citizens.
Five years is fucking nothing.
No.
Yeah, they killed 424 people.
Are you kidding me?
They should be killed in the town square.
Yeah, they should be publicly executed.
I'm okay with that in this case.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
The people of Asunción, led by a family member of the dead, immediately rioted through the streets, breaking things, lighting police cars on fire, doing totally justified shit, right?
Yeah.
This is absolutely the time to riot, right?
We can debate over what justifies a riot.
This sure does.
This is the, you know, this is the yardstick to use.
Yeah, this is like the clearest justification I can imagine.
A lot of things justify riots, but for sure this, you know?
Yeah.
So, yeah, they rioted, and eventually the government was forced to retry the case because people lit enough cars on fire.
Oh, good.
Well, that's might be a lesson there.
Lighting cars on fire accomplishes things.
One could argue that, you know?
I mean, it's just.
It certainly did in this case, you know?
I light cars on fire in Minecraft, and it's really accomplished a lot locally.
It got the job done here, sort of.
Better than things had been before.
Juan was re-sentenced to 12 years in prison, Victor to 10, the security guard to 5, and one company shareholder was sentenced to 2 and a half years.
Yeah, you know, it's better.
It's still like not.
How many cars need to be set on fire to get a reasonable sentence?
Jesus.
That's exactly right.
People of Paraguay.
They had been agitating for a 25-year sentence, which is the maximum that is allowed.
Now, one of the leaders that evolved out of the protest movement was a guy named Dr. Roberto Almeron.
He treated many of the burned victims of the fire all the while unaware that his own son had perished in the blaze.
So you see why this guy...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dr. Almeron told reporters, this is the country we have where the institutions do not fulfill their function, where the businessmen are capable of creating a crematorium for innocents, a drawer with two doors as a roof of a carafe, enclosed with fences and jail-like bars for a few dollars, just in a country with an absent state where assistance to the victims was only media and temporary.
After that, everything remained the same.
The same country, where the judiciary and the municipality itself are buildings that do not have a fire escape, devoid of values in a terminal state.
God.
I mean, he's talking like, I think we can all identify with what he's saying, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The state and the judiciary are buildings with no fire escape.
Yes.
Buildings Without Escapes00:04:27
I don't.
Yeah.
I was like, what an unfortunate metaphor, but I see what he's saying.
Yeah.
The lyrics of a rap song broadcast on Paraguayan television after the verdict were more succinct.
Let no one leave without paying.
And so it was.
They paid with their lives.
Yeah.
Yep.
Well, that's fucking devastating.
You know what's not devastating, Jamie?
What?
Products and services.
Products.
And that's, you know, I think that if there's anything we just learned, it's that the power of products and services is what's going to pull us through as a people.
That's what's going to save us is products and or services.
And or services.
I'm so sorry.
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We're talking about how funny it is that Attorney General, the plural of it is, is Attorneys General.
Attorney.
And we were talking about Sun's Glass.
It's very silly to me.
I know it's correct grammar, but it's silly.
If I clone Sonny, it's Sun's Glasses.
Wait, is it Sun's Glass?
Sun's Glass.
Attorneys General, Sun's Glass.
Mother's Fuck.
They should really change that.
It's funny.
You know, it's not funny, Jamie.
Oh, no, whatever you're about to say for the next hour.
The Equibilanio supermarket fire was not funny.
It was a nightmarish tragedy enabled by greedy shareholders who craven manager, complicit security guards, and a profoundly selfish company, founder, Juan Paiva.
I meant what I said earlier.
Juan is not the primary bastard of today's story.
Our bastard is instead a phenomenon, a concept, the deadly serious thing that he represents in his actions.
It's a phenomenon sociologists call elite panic.
Okay.
Yep.
It sounds like a boutique store where they charged $40 for a pair of socks, but what is it?
Well, it's a term that was coined by sociologists Karen Chess and Lee Clark of Rutgers University in a 2008 study they published under the title, Elites in Panic, More to Fear Than Fear Itself.
It opens with these words.
Sociological research on how people respond to disasters has been going on for more than 50 years.
From that research comes one of the most robust conclusions in sociology.
Panic is rare.
And of course, they mean that panic from regular people directly affected by a disaster is extremely rare.
The normal human behavior, regardless of body count, type, or duration of tragedy, is compassion and collective action.
Mutual aid is far more common than panic.
Think of the people outside of the Yuco Bolanyo supermarket, right?
The ones who rush to help their fellow human beings by trying to batter down the doors with poles that they found nearby.
That's a bunch of people.
One person made the decision to lock the doors, you know?
Right.
So the argument that mutual aid is the more natural instinct than the panic.
Okay.
Is the documented by extensive research most common reaction of people in disasters?
Think of the people during Hurricane Katrina who used their boats to search for food and other supplies in abandoned stores that they could then distribute to their fellow citizens in need.
A lot of times they were called looters by the noose, you know?
It's like the people being like, well, this place is flooding everything and it's going to go bad and people are hungry.
Perhaps we should take the food out of it.
Sold that, don't you?
They didn't pay for it.
It is the same instinct that led to that, all those people burning you to death in the Yucobolanos.
It's like, well, but they're not paying.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter that it's all wasted because the building's on fire or flooded.
They're not paid.
Who would they pay?
The story.
Now, the main argument of Chess and Clark's study is that governments should include the citizenry more in their disaster plans rather than assuming danger will cause the citizenry to collapse into an unruly mob who need to be controlled by armed men.
Because that's basically all government plans for disaster is like everyone's going to panic and the cops will have to beat them into responding properly, right?
Like that's how we, yeah, or the National Guard or whatever.
Quote.
Classic, a classic approach.
Classic elites.
Birkland, who has conducted extensive, he's another researcher, who has conducted extensive research on the matter, argues that the disaster plans of policymakers and emergency management personnel assume it is likely, it being panic.
Planners and policymakers sometimes act as if the human response to threatening conditions is more dangerous than the threatening conditions themselves.
Politically, the problem of panic endures because, as Tierney argues, who's another researcher, it resonates with institutional interests.
Operating on the assumption that people panic in disasters leads to a conclusion that disaster preparation means concentrating resources, keeping information close to the vest, and communicating with people in soothing ways, even if the truth is disquieting.
As Tierney points out, such an approach advances the power of those at the top of organizations.
Okay.
Okay.
Good stuff.
This is, yeah, this is tracking, but you don't hear it phrased this way a lot.
All scans.
In a 2006, and again, one of the fun things about this is that there's very little disagreement from people who study disasters on this subject.
In a 2006 study of disaster responses conducted by Dr. Clark, they noted rather cautiously that disaster plans only ever assume panic on behalf of the general public.
People in positions of authority, including the cops, are assumed to keep a cool head at all times.
The powerless, not the powerful, are said to panic.
But the reality is generally the exact opposite.
It's great.
It fucking rules.
If only we had a ton of documented evidence of this being exactly the case.
If only people had devoted their lives to proving that this was not the case.
Quote, the image of panic is generally associated with large numbers of people and elites do not congregate, making it hard to transfer the image of panic to them.
One does not see collections of chief executive officers amassed in a stadium.
And so it is unlikely that a story will ever appear about CEO panic in response to a soccer stadium fire.
Still, this is not a sufficient explanation for panic to be so rarely attributed to people in positions of authority.
For one could, in principle, explain the actions of chief executives, heart surgeons, army generals, or university officials by alleging that they panicked in certain situations.
Yet, such explanations remain rare.
So, Jamie, let's talk about some of those examples.
We opened this episode with the story of a CEO panicking, and I think perhaps we should talk about an army general panicking next.
Okay.
Yeah, let's get a wide genre of people in power losing their shit.
Losing their fucking minds.
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For a full minute, the ground shook, tossing tall buildings to the ground like discarded Legos, cracking the streets, breaking gas lines, crumpling streetcars.
It also sent chimneys crumbling to the ground.
And when one mixes falling chimneys with punctured gas lines, it's perhaps not surprising that the next thing to strike San Francisco was a titanic fire.
By the time it was done, 28,000 structures had been incinerated, and nearly five square miles of the city was just gone.
More than 3,000 people died.
And obviously, like, this is 1906.
We're never going to know the fucking death toll.
Half the city was left homeless.
People couldn't even count to 5,000 back then.
No, no, no.
They hadn't invented numbers larger than 3,000.
That's why it was 3,000.
Right.
They're like, well, we've topped out.
I guess everyone's dead.
We had our scientists were trying to count to see how high numbers went, but they kept dying of old age at 3,000.
So that was the ceiling of numbers at this point.
Old-timey people.
Well, this is very sad people.
That said, this is very sad.
It's a horrible disaster.
Yeah.
Thankfully, they're further away from us in time, so it's easier to...
So you're like, but their clothes are so silly.
Yeah.
Again, distance creates sociopathy, which is why the rich and powerful act the way they do.
And why we're going to tell jokes about a fire that killed 3,000 people in San Francisco.
So we're super distant from it.
Human beings are the problem.
Yes.
Power is the problem.
Hierarchy is the problem.
Distance is the problem.
But anyway, so half of the city's left homeless, which is exactly the sort of situation you'd expect to generate a tremendous amount of panic.
There are walls of fire eating the city.
People's homes are gone.
They've just had an earthquake.
Yeah, you would expect panic, right?
Like that, that, yeah.
Instead, the very opposite occurred.
In her masterpiece, A Paradise Built in Hell, Rebecca Solnit tells the story of Miss Anna Amelia Hohlhauser, a middle-aged woman whose home wound up in the path of the fire.
So she loses her house and she winds up, she travels calmly with thousands of other people to Golden Gate Park, where they like are able to hide from the fire, basically.
And she pretty much immediately decides to establish a mutual aid kitchen.
Quote, Hohlhauser started a tiny soup kitchen with one tin can to drink from and one pie plate to eat from.
All over the city, stoves were hauled out of damaged buildings.
Fire was forbidden indoors since many standing homes had gas leaks or damaged flues or chimneys or primitive stoves were built out of rubble and people commenced to cook for each other, for strangers, for anyone in need.
Her generosity was typical, even if her initiative was exceptional.
Hohlhauser got funds to buy eating utensils across the bay in Oakland.
The kitchen began to grow and she was soon feeding 200 to 300 people a day.
Not a victim of the disaster, but a victor over it and the hostess of a popular social center, her brothers and sisters keeper.
Some visitors from Oakland liked her makeshift dining camp so well, they put up a sign, Palace Hotel, naming it after the burned-out downtown luxury establishment that was reputedly once the largest hotel in the world.
That's amazing.
This was the norm.
She was one of hundreds of and thousands of people who made like one of the stories that she tells in this book is of like a local cop who the earthquake hits.
He sees people looting, and instead of doing anything about that, he starts a kitchen to feed people.
Like, and yeah, like acting.
Because that's what people do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Even cops when they're at ground zero can act that way.
Big moment for cops.
1906 cops, they weren't trained yet.
So that was helpful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's incredible.
Yeah.
Mutual aid networks were incredibly common in San Francisco.
Butchers opened up their shops and started handing out free meat en masse for kitchens like the Palace Hotel to turn into stew because they were like, well, it's going to go bad.
We might as well just give it away to people.
And like there were some large butcher shops who stopped, but there were at least a couple of very large like businesses that were like massive butcher who were who not only gave away their meat but used their employees and resources and vehicles to cart it around the city for free to hand out to people.
So again, again, we're not, I'm not saying that like rich people businesses always react the way that the Yucca Bolanos guy did because they were at ground zero of the disaster.
They were affected by it and they immediately sue, like my house is gone too.
My city's fucked up.
Like this isn't about money.
People need to eat.
You know, I mean, very different situation, but I feel like we've even seen some of that this year in like areas that are highly affected by COVID where some businesses that you're like, oh, I wouldn't have expected this business to have stepped it up, but they're just in the middle of it.
So it makes more sense that they would actually do something.
Yeah.
During the worst of the police and federal riots in Portland, there was a free rib restaurant that started and was given like donated like $350,000.
And then there was an armed coup that took it over.
But like, that's a long story.
I look forward.
I look forward.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
It was this is like, but again, like, this is just what people started doing.
They started collecting people, like, groups of young men spontaneously organized to pick through the ruins and ruins of stores and buildings to grab warm clothing, blankets, medicine, and food that they could then take back and give away to their fellow people to whoever needed it.
Selling of such items was all but unheard of during this period.
As one man who operated a mutual aid food delivery wagon later recalled, and the reason he did this is because he had a horse and a cart and he was like, well, obviously the thing I should do is use my resources to give food to people for free, right?
Sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
As this guy said, quote, no questions were asked.
No investigations were attempted.
Whatever the applicant required was given to him or her if I had it.
And the plan seemed to work excellently.
Again, no means testing.
No, do you really need this?
Just like, you say you need it.
Here you go.
Yeah.
Here you go.
Like, here you fucking go.
This is what I have.
You know, if I have it, it's yours.
Despite the horrors of the quake and the fire, many San Franciscans who survived described the city in this period as something of a utopia with people coming together to take care of each other in a way that everyone seemed to find more fulfilling than their daily lives had been.
The writer Mary Austin noted that the people of her city became houseless, but not homeless.
For it comes to this with the bulk of San Franciscans, that they discovered the place and the spirit to be home rather than the walls and the furnishings.
No matter how the insurance totals foot up, what landmarks, what treasures of art are vanished, San Francisco, our San Francisco, is all there yet.
Fast as the tall banners of smoke rose up and the flames reddened them, rose up with it something impalpable, like an exhalation.
That's really beautiful.
I feel bad.
I feel bad that I made fun of them 10 minutes ago.
Yeah, it's beautiful.
The tech industry wasn't there yet, so people were better.
Before Zuckerberg got there, it sounds like a beautiful place.
There was a community spirit at one point.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, San Francisco.
I know a lot of people who will, yeah, anyway.
Keep doing the right thing in San Francisco.
Keep doing it because there's not enough of you.
Yeah, there's too many of the other ones.
Yeah.
So hundreds of plumbers worked free for a full week to like stop broken pipes so that like there wouldn't be water flooding everywhere.
One automobile dealership lint all of its cars out as ambulances for the sick and wounded.
Was just like, here, take all of our fucking cars as ambulances.
Like just do whatever with them.
Like we trust that you will use them as they need to be used.
Clearly, people need vehicles right now.
The manager of the dealership later gave a quote to a reporter that was essentially an early summary of the concept of elite panic.
I find this fascinating.
Quote: All the big hotels, such as the St. Francis, the Palace, and others, were filled with Eastern and other tourists who seemed to have lost their heads entirely.
Indeed, the only really scared people that I can remember having seen through the first three days of the fire were people of this class.
In many cases, these would come to the garage, offering to pay any price for the use of an automobile that would take them out of the city.
However, we absolutely refused to accept money from any such applicant.
And as long as we saw that the petitioner was able to walk, we refused to furnish a machine.
Hell yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
But it's already the rich people trying to prioritize their needs over people who are over ambulances.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fucking great.
The people of San Francisco, by and large, did not panic.
But Brigadier General Frederick Funston, the commanding officer of the Presidio military base, was a different story.
According to Rebecca Solnit, he quote perceived his job as saving the city from the people rather than saving the people from the material city of cracked and crumbling buildings, fallen power lines, and towering flames.
So what other people saw is it millennial good fellowship, which is one of the things ways that like the spirit in San Francisco is described.
Funston and others in power saw as a mob to be repressed and a flock to be herded.
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Huh.
Sounds familiar.
So Funston, yeah.
Funston did the only thing that a guy with an army at his beck and call generally thinks to do, which is send soldiers in about it.
Now, he had no legal right to do this because it's illegal to do this without under very specific circumstances.
But he forced the city under martial law.
Again, illegally.
Now, in Funston's eyes, the civilians who pick their way through ruined shops to save precious food before it's spoiled were not engaging in mutual aid.
They were, in his words, an unlicked mob.
Licked, meaning like they've been beaten.
You know, we need to beat them to stop this.
We got to spank these lawbreakers.
Yep.
The city mayor, Eugene Schmitz, was a working-class labor union supporting populist, but he wound up reacting no differently than Funston, a man whose prior work experience had mostly consisted of violently suppressing the International Workers of the World, a quasi-anarchist workers' union.
Now, Mayor Schmitz issued a proclamation: The federal troops, the members of the regular police force, and all special police officers have been authorized by me to kill any and all persons found engaged in looting or in the commission of any other crime.
No, wait, people are feeding each other, and he's like, shoot them.
Again, this is the populist working-class labor union supporting mayor.
This is because it's just what happens when you're in power.
Power is bad.
That is a more extreme example than I was expecting.
That's pretty great, right?
Just do a fucking heel turn on everybody.
Shoot them all.
Actually, I've had a change of heart.
Kill them.
Like, you know, when the looting starts, the shooting starts, because as we all know, property is the same as human life.
Yeah.
Once you're in charge of a lot of property, that just is how you start to think.
Wow.
That's a, that's a, that's a bad one.
That's a bad thing.
Isn't that great?
Yeah, well, obviously, uh, being again people following orders, the federal troops did as they were told.
As Solnit writes, quote, in treating the citizens as enemies, the occupying armies drove residents and volunteers away from scenes where fire could be prevented.
In many parts of the city, only those who eluded the authorities by diplomacy, stealth, or countering invocation of authority were able to fight the blaze.
Those who did saved many homes and work sites.
There are no reliable figures on mortality in the earthquake, but the best estimates are that about 3,000 died, mostly from the earthquake itself.
One historian suspects that as many as 500 citizens were killed by the occupying forces.
Another estimates 50 to 75.
Again, we'll never know because when they would shoot people, they would throw their corpses into burning buildings.
Oh, this is the U.S. Army.
Okay, okay.
Good stuff.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Yep.
So that 3,000.
So that 3,000 number, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Again, who knows how many people they actually shot to death?
Sure.
The soldiers didn't only kill people.
In many cases, they made the fire worse.
So, you know, you have these fires raging through the city.
And one of the things you do in that situation is you would demolish a bunch of buildings in order to create a fire break, right?
It's the same thing if you've got like a fire in the woods, you might like burn down, you might do a controlled burn to destroy like a strip of trees in order to like create a break that the fire that's uncontrolled can't spread through.
It's a pretty normal strategy, it's a fine strategy and would be demolishing buildings to stop a fire, not a bad thing to do when you have a situation like this.
However, when you are doing this in a massive urban fire, dynamite is the preferred, or at least at that point, was the preferred thing to use because dynamite is less likely to start fires outside of the blast area just because of the way the dynamite works.
Okay.
Instead, the soldiers used barrels of gunpowder.
No.
And again, you're just like, this is the army.
This is supposed to be the.
They're supposed to be.
You should know this.
But are you supposed to know that?
And you probably have dynamite because you're the army.
That's just like, where was all the dynamite at?
Yeah.
Spoken about.
Obviously, the army's failures like massively spread fires and destroyed thousands of buildings that might have otherwise been saved.
I really do recommend reading.
Like, and there's, there's other shit that they did too.
Like, one of the things that's most fucked up, but maybe least obvious, is that they started establishing soup kitchens to feed people.
And in some cases, like, yeah, pushing other ones out of operation.
But when the military did it, everyone got like ration cards, and you had a very strict, limited set that you could get, and you could only come in.
And it was like, they were basically like, they were almost like treated as prisoners while they were getting their food and stuff because they didn't want to encourage dependency by giving out too much free food or making it be pleasant, as opposed to the mutual aid kitchens that were like, eat your fill, you know?
Yeah, like eat what you take what you need, and people will do that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't, I honestly, I didn't know that about this book.
And I'm a Solnit head.
She's great.
Yeah.
This is one of my very favorite books.
I really do recommend reading A Paradise Built in Hell.
She goes into tremendous and fascinating.
And it's again, for fairness, like the army did other stuff that would like they organized like medical like ambulances and shit.
Like there were good things that soldiers did and that like individual local leaders did, but there were a lot of bad things.
And I, it, in my head, it kind of outweighs the good.
Yeah, it's Solnit's book has been very influential.
It's, I think, was influential in one of my favorite books, Tribe by Sebastian Younger, which delves into some of the same topics, is more about PTSD, but talks a lot about why, like, why U.S. soldiers probably suffer PTSD at a higher rate than any other soldiers in the history of warfare.
And the kind of conclusion he comes to is that it's because of the society they come home to rather than the specific details of modern combat.
It's because of how fucked civilization is.
It's because like when you break down is when you head home to an empty apartment, you know?
It's not when you're out in the field with your buddies and shit.
It's when you come home and you're in an empty building the way that we tend to live alone and isolated.
Then you shatter into a thousand pieces.
Anyway, also a good book.
Tribe very.
Yeah, Solnit's book has been very influential to a number of people who I think are pretty darn smart.
One example would be Corey Doctorow, who I like quite a lot.
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Yeah, and he wrote this on the subject of elite panic.
Quote, elites tend to believe in a venal, selfish, and essentially monstrous version of human nature, which I sometimes think is their own human nature.
I mean, people don't become incredibly wealthy and powerful by being angelic necessarily.
They believe that only their power keeps the rest of us in line, and that when it somehow shrinks away, our seething violence will rise to the surface.
That was very clear in Katrina.
Timely, Garden Ash, and Maureen Dowd, and all these other people immediately jumped on the bandwagon and started writing commentaries based on the assumption that the rumors of mass violence during Katrina were true.
A lot of people have never understood that the rumors were dispelled and that those things didn't actually happen.
It's tragic.
Now, I found another write-up in Commentary magazine that continues Doctorow's line of thought with more concrete examples, both from Katrina and from our present disaster.
Quote, elite panic frequently brings out another unsavory quirk on the part of some authorities, a tendency to believe the worst about their own citizens.
In the midst of the Hurricane Katrina crisis in 2005, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagan found time to go on Oprah Winfrey's show and lament hooligans killing people, raping people in the superdome.
Public officials in the media credulously repeated rumors about street violence, snipers shooting at helicopters, and hundreds of bodies piled in the superdome.
These all turned out to be wild exaggerations or falsehoods, arguably tinged by racism.
But the stories had an impact.
Away from the media's cameras, a massive rescue effort made up of freelance volunteers, Coast Guard helicopters, and other first responders was underway across the city.
But city officials, fearing attacks on rescuers, frequently delayed these operations.
They ordered that precious space and boats and helicopters be reserved for armed escorts.
Jesus Christ.
If that doesn't sum up America, failing to rescue people because you needed more room for guns is like, yup.
We famously love guns more than we love our own citizens.
That's such a strange thing to even hear repeated back because it's like, I mean, in certain circles, it's like known that that is not something that happened.
But I clearly remember when I was a kid when that was happening, that being just fully the only coverage you would really see.
It was like that first off, there was a horrific tragedy, and second off, that the citizens were being blamed for a thing.
Like that was so there was more of that, and you didn't really hear the other side at all.
Nope.
Yeah.
No, why would you?
Again, it's the same thing that is Twitter's purpose, which is so that you can tell a lie and then correct it with the truth, but nobody reads that second tweet.
But no one reads.
It's there.
It's all there.
It's there, but we don't read it.
No.
I'm going to continue that quote from Commentary Magazine as it moves into the present day.
Too often, the need to avoid panic serves as a retroactive justification for all manner of official missteps.
In late March, as the coronavirus pandemic was climbing towards its crest in New York City, Mayor Bill de Blasio appeared on CNN's State of the Union to defend his record.
Host Jake Tapper pressed the mayor on his many statements as recently as two weeks earlier, urging New Yorkers to go about their lives.
Tapper asked whether those statements were at least in part to blame for how the virus has spread across the city.
De Blasio didn't give an inch.
Everybody was working with the information we had, he explained, and trying, of course, to avoid panic.
How advising people to avoid bars and Broadway shows would have been tantamount to panic was left unexplained.
And again, yeah.
It's the same thing, right?
Yeah.
If people had shut down earlier, it would have meant less money.
It's locking the doors and saving the money from the cash registers while people burn to death.
It's the same thing.
They all do it.
Just for the period of days and months instead.
And then people still praise de Blasio for his, you know, whatever.
Fucking such a piece of shit.
He did a terrible job.
He's a monster.
Like, he's...
Yeah.
They're all trash.
That's the point.
Yeah.
You know, like, and the fact that he's better than someone who has actively pretended that the virus isn't a problem doesn't say anything good about him.
It just means...
The bar is beneath the floor.
The bar is in the parking garage.
It's like if you step on a rusty rake and it goes through your foot and then the person 10 feet away steps on a landmine.
Like, you're like, well, I'm glad I didn't step on the landmine, but you're not happy, you know?
But I'm still going to die if I didn't get my tip.
Yeah, you still have a problem.
Jesus.
Vote Tetanus Rake in 2020.
Wow.
Tetanus Rake v landmine.
Well, this is the election of our lives.
Well, this horrifying metaphor has really come full circle.
Thank you.
Now, that Commentary Magazine article goes into detail about another disaster, a 9.2 magnitude earthquake off the Alaskan coast in March of 1962.
Anchorage, the state's largest city, was devastated.
Thousands were rendered homeless.
Whole neighborhoods fell off of cliffsides.
And then the thing that happens in every disaster happened, people spontaneously organized search and rescue teams to find their trapped neighbors.
Meanwhile, the people in charge panicked.
In order to protect local businesses from looting, the police immediately deputized a crowd of volunteers, many of whom had been drinking in bars right before the quake hit.
So they find a bunch of drunk men and give them armbands with the word police written on them in lipstick.
No.
No.
It's very funny.
They also gave a lot of them guns.
But it's Alaska.
Everybody was already packing.
I mean, let's be honest here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Now, in doing this, cops were acting in accordance with the science of the day, as embodied by the work of social scientist Richard Titmus, which let's just take a moment for Titmus.
Titmus.
It's like a boob-based Christmas.
I was about to say that sounds like either a really terrible disease or a really fucking...
Oh, she's got the titmus.
Yeah.
Oh, the titmus.
Or a married titmus, and then you're like.
It's very aggressive.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
So he believed, titmus, believed that any major disaster would cause, quote, a mass outbreak of hysterical neurosis among the civilian population.
Civilians, traumatized by death and destruction, he thought, would behave like frightened and unsatisfied children.
The only way for authorities to avoid such horror was to use force and the threat of force immediately.
And again, this was very heavily influenced over the Cold War, right?
People are everyone in the government's thinking, what's going to happen when the nukes fall.
And the assumption is everyone will panic and we'll have to shoot a bunch of them in order to maintain order.
The fucked up thing about this is they don't even have the excuse of like, well, they didn't know at the time.
They hadn't done as much research.
The bombing of London had happened.
Like the Blitz had occurred.
Right.
And they'd had going into the Blitz.
We talk about this and it could happen here.
Younger talks about it in tribe.
Going into the Blitz, everyone had expected that the entire city would panic and people would be like eating each other and like committing rape and murder.
And instead, everyone did the thing people always do in disasters and took care of each other.
Yeah.
Collectively cared.
Okay.
But nobody listened.
You know, no one in charge paid attention because they just can't imagine that that's the case.
It's fucking.
You have to imagine it actively benefits them to make people afraid of each other.
Yeah.
Yes, absolutely.
Because then other things might happen that they wouldn't like.
So the elite panic over the possible chaos outweighed any obligation to protect the citizens of Anchorage.
The police chief immediately suspended the search for survivors in the rubble because he's worried about chaos.
No, we don't have time to look for any survivors.
Like, we have to get these lipstick cops out on the street.
Give guns to more drunks.
That's what's going to protect people.
Okay, I would see a movie called Lipstick Cops.
Lipstick Cops.
We would see it.
If they're police who only police the quality of people's use of lipstick, right?
And those are the same.
But with the same violence as modern cops.
Yeah.
With the same amount of baseless judgment and violence as a modern copy.
Like SWAT teams just opening up in Los Angeles malls.
There's whole corners of YouTube devoted to this very lipstick coppery.
Not after the lipstick cops get in it.
There won't be.
Purged.
So, yeah.
So again, everyone in charge, a lot of them at least, panic.
The people, of course, do not.
And since the police chief has called off the search for survivors, the citizens of Anchorage spontaneously organize groups of citizens and pull every single survivor from the ruins.
And in fact, they had done it by the time the police chiefs, like, like by the time, like, while the police chief was like panicking about chaos, like people were actively like finishing the search for survivors.
Like, it's very funny.
Quote, by the morning after the quake, more than 200 volunteers were jammed inside the Anchorage Public Safety Building, and they brought equipment, earth movers, and dump trucks lined the street outside.
Two volunteers took it upon themselves to organize the crowd.
They wrote down names and skills, carpenters, plumbers, electricians, and started matching people to the tasks that were pouring in.
Somebody hung up a sign, manpower control.
In little more than 12 hours, the gangs of shading passersby pulling victims from the wreckage had turned into a workforce, where authorities expected panicked crowds.
Instead, they found gung-ho volunteers, skilled workers asking only to be pointed towards jobs that needed doing.
In the end, and this is the writing of a social scientist named Mualam who studied this.
In the end, this diffused wave of unofficial first responders had reclaimed almost all the city's injured and dead before nightfall on Friday morning.
All over the city, ordinary people surged into action, teaming up and switching on like a kind of civic immune response, which is how Mualam describes this, which I really find.
I like that.
Yeah.
When reporters from what Alaskans call outside began reaching the city, many were openly skeptical of the low fatality numbers being reported by Davis's search crews.
At first, 12 were believed to be lost, but survivors kept turning up.
Eventually, the Anchorage death toll settled at an almost miraculous five people.
Wow.
So thankfully, not another supermarket fire.
Right.
Now, this situation fascinated a team of social scientists from Ohio State University who arrived a day and a half after the disaster.
And they were studying people's disaster response under funding from the U.S. Army because the military, like it was the Cold War.
Again, the defense industry had a deep and abiding interest of knowing like, if there's a mass disaster in a city, how do people react?
And they had the military had sent them there basically being like, tell us how they panic.
Like so we can figure out ways to like violently corral the citizenry once they panic in a disaster.
God, they're like, please give us some blame tactics.
We're always looking for new material here.
Yeah, give us, give us, like, tell us who we need to shoot next time this happens.
They suck, right?
They suck.
Go on.
Yeah.
Tell us how bad they sucked.
Yeah.
Researchers, though, like, again, so they come expecting chaos and violence, and instead they find like people taking care of each other the way they always do.
Researchers approached citizen after citizen in the workgroups and asked them each variations of the same question.
Who told you to do this?
And the answer always boiled down to nobody.
Like, someone needed to do this, so here I am.
I'm a person.
Yeah.
I'm a person doing the thing that people do.
I'm out here doing the bare minimum.
What about you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why aren't you fucking helping?
Put the fucking clipboard down, dude.
What kind of question is that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's people who are hurt.
Like, what do you fucking mean?
What am I who told me to do this?
Yeah.
Quote from commentary.
The team stayed for a week and interviewed nearly 500 people.
In Wico Corantelli, this leader of the study was particularly interested in Anchorage's small civil defense office.
It should have been in charge of search and rescue, but Corantelli noted it had quickly become bogged down over questions of bureaucratic protocol.
Of course, the amateur mountaineers, the people who had like basically volunteered to do search and rescue, had taken over that function almost immediately.
Corantelli used the term emergent groups to describe teams of self-organized volunteers like Davis's searchers.
He didn't miss the irony that the agency created to protect civilians soon became an obstacle that this emergent group of rescuers had to work around.
God, okay, yeah.
You could argue, especially in times of this, the state's really just an obstacle for people, you know, trying to do important work.
Yeah, they're just getting in the way of people doing the work that needs to be done better and for free.
Yeah.
You could argue that.
Six.
You could argue that.
But then arguing that would lead you to other things that are very radical.
And so we will let's never continue this line of thinking.
Definitely don't continue this line of thinking in your own house.
Don't read A Paradise Built in Hell and Tribe and then think about the implications of that in terms of like how a polity should actually function.
No, I would never lead with empathy.
I think that that's actually kind of a dangerous path to go down.
Oh, horrible, horrible.
You might find yourself doing things, thinking thoughts.
You might find yourself as part of an emergent group taking the responsibility for the safety and security of your fellow citizens into your own hands.
I would.
And then where would we be?
I would never, yeah, then we're then we're really fucked.
Then we're fucked.
Can we start banding together?
We're fucked.
Yeah.
My God, if we're taking care of each other instead of letting the armed and angry young, like men with, yeah.
We've talked enough about cops.
It is funny that the story that I read right before recording this episode is about how a group of the state police in Kentucky, one of their training documents about a warrior mentality came out, and in it they quote Hitler positively.
Perceptions and actions are not hindered by the potential of death.
They also quoted Robert E. Lee.
They encourage police to be ruthless killers.
I don't know.
I prefer emergent groups of people taking care of each other, but whatever.
I love emergent groups.
I love that they're that, yeah, it was still found.
Sounds scary.
Don't want any of those emergent groups getting near you and saving your life.
You wouldn't want that.
No, They might loot, they might loot food from a burning building.
That is so yeah.
But you didn't pay.
You're like, yeah, the building is full of walls.
The building is on fire.
Yeah.
Oh, you just like shove a dollar bill in a fish's mouth.
You're like, okay, we're square here.
Yeah.
Well, Jamie.
Yeah.
That's my episode on Elite Panic.
I first of all think we should start a band called Elite Panel.
I agree.
We should start a punk band.
We should start a band 25 years ago called Elite Panic.
Get some wigs, do some metal.
Absolutely.
And get really addicted to cocaine.
Later be found who have engaged in a whole bunch of questionable sexual behaviors, like just oodles of them on our private jet.
Like, yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
And then, and then, and then 20 years after that, someone writes a bestseller about that, and we get canceled in the presentation.
And then there's an HBO miniseries based on us.
Yeah.
And we're played by that same guy who played David Koresh, the sexy David Koresh.
We're both played by David.
Yeah, we're both played.
We're both played by David Koresh.
Absolutely.
And he wins an Emmy.
He wins all of the Emmy.
Well, actually, I would say he's nominated for an Emmy, but then he loses to Forky.
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That's what I would say.
Nice, nice callback to your last episode and to the thing that happened to you with the Emmys.
Oh, I'm never over it.
Okay, so this is being recorded like the day before Halloween.
Did see a child dressed as Forky on the street today, and I was triggered.
I still have no idea who Forky is.
And I will use every weapon at my disposal to avoid learning.
That was, I have to say, this is for all of the horrible atrocities we talked about today.
There was some optimism to be found in this one.
I feel not completely terrible.
No, because again, the lesson that people learn over and over again in times like this is that, oh, people take care of each other when things are bad.
Like when everything goes to shit at once, people tend to be like, well, how can I help?
That's the normal human response.
Unless you're rich or the mayor or a general or the CEO of a supermarket, shade.
Or a rich mayor.
Yeah.
If you're the baby, you're not.
Don't be the baby.
Save babies.
Don't let them burn to death while saving cash registers.
Don't be the baby and definitely don't be the son of a baby.
Be a person.
Babies aren't people, is what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, this will drop after the election, so it may land in a world incomprehensibly different than the one that we're currently in, but will probably be broadly similar to the one that we're in, but either shittier or maybe slightly less shitty.
No, no real way to know.
Yeah, this podscast exists in a strange void in time.
It does.
It sure does.
It is weird recording this and being like, who the fuck knows where everything's going to be?
Yeah.
Give us 96 hours.
Who fucking knows?
Yeah.
Anyway.
Well, I had fun.
I have fun too, Jamie.
I enjoy talking about elite panic.
It turns out I do too.
Now that I know what it is.
Well, for the people who are not elites who have panicked already, you want to give your pluggables?
Plugging away.
You can follow me on Twitter.com at Jamie LoftusHelp.
You can listen to my new show, Lolita Podcast, which examines the legacy of the book, Lolita, and gets really into who the character Dolores Hayes was and how she got lost in translation throughout the adaptations that this book was given over the years.
And yeah, that starts on Monday, November 23rd.
And episodes will release every Monday.
And Robert, you're going to be playing Vladimir Nabokov, the role of a lifetime.
The role of a lifetime.
It's the part.
I shouldn't say that.
This is not a time for it's the part I was born to play.
He's actually not a terrible person.
So he's, and I've looked, but wait, wasn't he didn't?
Oh, wait, no, Lolita was supposed to be like anti that, right?
Lolita is.
The guy fucking the kid was supposed to be a bad guy, right?
He was a villain.
Yeah.
The book is.
Okay, okay.
I've never read it because it seems anti-pedophile.
Okay, that's good.
But everyone's interpretation, like the greater cultures interpretation was the exact opposite.
Is it kind of like Starship Troopers where it's like they made a movie to make fun of how bad fascism is and how bad, how close to fascism America was, but instead everyone was like, look at those cool guns.
I want to be those guys.
It's literally that.
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Yeah.
It's just like the smartest people in the world being like, so I think here's how fucked you are.
Yeah.
So it's interesting and fucked up and it's been ruining my day every day for a while.
So you should listen to it.
Never make anything with a message because people will misinterpret it and molest children.
That's the message of today.
And now there's going to be a whole podscast about it.
All right.
Well, the episode's fucking over.
Go Do whatever feels reasonable in the incomprehensible world you live in.
Now, fight.
When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands.
I vowed I will be his last target.
He is not going to get away with this.
He's going to get what he deserves.
We always say that, trust your girlfriends.
Listen to the girlfriends.
Trust me, babe.
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It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast Eating While Broke is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future.
This month, hear from top streamer Zoe Spencer and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum-Pierre as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up.
There's an economic component to communities thriving.
If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they've failed.
Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
On a recent episode of the podcast, Money and Wealth with John O'Brien, I sit down with Tiffany the Bajanista Alicia to talk about what it really takes to take control of your money.
What would that look like in our families if everyone was able to pass on wealth to the people when they're no longer here?
We break down budgeting, financial discipline, and how to build real wealth, starting with the mindset shifts too many of us were never, ever taught.
If you've ever felt you didn't get the memo on money, this conversation is for you to hear more.
Listen to Money and Wealth with John O'Brien from the Black Effect Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Earners, what's up?
Look, money is something we all deal with, but financial literacy is what helps turn income into real wealth.
On each episode of the podcast, Earn Your Leisure, we break down the conversations you need to understand money, investing, and entrepreneurship.
From stocks and real estate to credit, business, and generational wealth, our goal is simple.
Make financial literacy accessible for everyone.
Because when you understand the system, you can start to build within it.
Open your free iHeartRadio app, search Earn Your Leisure, and listen now.