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I love it.
Now, about a month ago, y'all and I, we went through a little book called The Greatest Lie on Earth about the flat earth conspiracy theory that turned out to just be straight Nazi propaganda stuff.
I can't believe that was already a month ago.
Esoteric Hitlerism, Nazi propaganda.
Yeah, not trying to pretend like it was anything other than that.
Yeah, like just straight up to the juicer.
They're creating a demon god with their collective will.
An agregor.
Oh, aggregor.
I respect something that knows what it is.
That knows what it is.
Yeah.
I was watching.
Confidence that convinced me.
That flat earth documentary after you mentioned it, Behind the Curve.
Very fun documentary.
Wish they'd pushed on the anti-Semitism a little bit more.
But one of the main people they interview in that, as he's talking about the books that brought him into this, holds up a copy of The Greatest Lie on Earth.
Yo, beautiful.
Very dog-eared.
Cool.
A much loved copy.
A very cool.
So the audience really liked that episode.
And it was a lot of fun to record.
So I decided we should do more episodes where we pick up a crazy fucking book for the first time and just leave through it at random.
Now, the book I've picked for this particular day is QAnon, An Invitation to the Great Awakening.
Beautiful.
By Where We Go One, We Go All.
Got it.
That's the author.
Oh, the author.
Oh, I love when my books are written by hashtags for a surprisingly long period of time.
The number two book on Amazon.com.
That's not surprising.
That doesn't surprise me.
Now, I'm not going to say how I acquired this without paying for it, but we did not pay for that, and it was legal.
Oh.
As it should be.
As it should be.
Yes.
So we have this book on Kindle, so we can't flip through it at random.
But what I'm going to do is we're going to go through the start of it, and then I'm going to tell you guys how many pages are in it, and I'm going to go between you, and we're just going to pick pages at random.
Sound like a plan?
That seems fair.
Equitable.
How would you describe the cover of this book to the audience, Katie?
Stunning.
A little bit more detail than that.
There's like a firework-looking explosion forming the shape of Q around Anon.
Yeah.
And then some really bold The Great Awakening.
Yeah.
An invitation to The Great Awakening.
Good color, schematic.
Solid color scheme.
It's eye-catching.
It's not terrible design.
It's effective.
No, it looks like Dan Brown wrote it.
It does look like Dan Brown wrote it.
He might have.
I mean, it's by Where We Go One, We Go All.
He's one of them.
If you're not aware of that, that's sort of their catchphrase.
It comes from a movie or something.
I forget where it comes from.
I forget where it comes from.
It's such a silly phrase.
Very silly phrase.
It's very silly.
And it's so close to trying to be not.
But they give up.
It's like supposed to be rousing.
Yeah.
Or almost patriotic or something.
But like, it's not dumb.
It's not quite.
It doesn't quite get there.
So, first internal page is just a copy of the cover.
And then we get to the title page with the ISBN number on it.
And then there's a little note.
The chapters in this book were written by Anons, anonymous authors, and are published or republished with their permission.
We gratefully acknowledge and thank the many Anons who have worked to share the truth with family, friends, co-workers, and followers.
Many of the author contributors who are featured in this book have websites, subreddits, YouTube channels, Twitter followings, etc.
And we encourage you to subscribe and support their ongoing work.
Wait, doesn't that make them not anonymous?
Well, yes, actually.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, so they.
We're anonymous.
Like and subscribe.
The publisher is relentlessly creative books from fucking Dallas, Texas.
God damn it.
God damn it, Dallas.
Stop.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay, so they've got the page with the author contributors and contributing editors.
And right above all the names is a color picture of the Liberty Bell.
Yep.
You know what's on the inside of that Liberty Bell?
Q. Evidence.
Evidence.
Like, Q, he's real tiny.
Oh, boy.
He's real tiny.
He's in charge of ringing it.
I have to read these names.
Contributing editors, Captain Roy D. Dustin Nemos.
That sounds like a real name.
That's a real name.
Author contributors.
Chris Stahl with an H slash Scorpio Patriot.
What?
That's one name.
Joe M, Liberty Lioness, Linda Parris, Laurie Cauley, Pamphlet, Raddix, Red Pill78.
I was going to say how many have Red Pill in it?
How many have Regional?
Sarah Westall, Cereal Brain 2, Space Shot 76, and of course, Zacco DeFraco.
This is absurd.
None of them have Deplorable in their name?
No.
That was surprising.
That's amazing.
But they got the Red Pill in there.
I'm okay.
All right.
Now, I do have my shove and bagels here, or my toss and bagels.
Toms and bagels.
Toss and bagels.
Yeah, don't shove them.
He's also got several cans of Diet Zevia zero calorie soda.
Ginger root beer.
It's the only thing that washes down the taste of...
I mean, this is probably going to get pretty Nazi, right?
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
This is probably right.
All right, I'm going to read the introduction.
Yeah, Red Pill Josh is going to be on the up and up.
I mean, we haven't even gotten one.
I do wonder if we're going to run into a fucking egregor.
I mean, it's waiting for us.
An introduction.
This is the beginning.
There is so much to tell you.
So much has happened and so much has been hidden.
But we have to start somewhere.
So this is it.
A book is typically a big project, but we are from the era of DMs.
They are.
But we are from the era of DMs and PMs and online commons.
So we are going to do this one together like we always do.
There's this old saying from back in the last century, many hands make light work.
We know all about that working together idea.
We call it where we go one, we go all.
So that's who we are as a team.
We're WWG1, WGA.
The reality is that we share the same future encourages us to work together.
Yes, we are real people with real jobs, real families, and real futures, but many of us prefer to remain anonymous.
Yada da Aren't they like really anti-communist and stuff?
Yeah, I think we're gonna run into a lot of that.
The messages QAnon has offered have been cryptic, but at the same time insightful and full of foresight.
We work together to understand the messages and share them with the larger world.
When we know that our interest in QAnon has been vilified by the mainstream media, following QAnon's posts has given us insights and flashes of the future, taught us history, shown us fresh possibilities, and challenged us to think on our own and dig up information.
Free thought.
At last, it seems we've been befriended by someone who has our best interest at heart.
As decades of deceit and lies are revealed, so is the plan for dealing with them.
As thinking, caring people, we know that there is a great deal at stake.
We trust the plan is well underway and that the plan is working.
The intensity of the media's ridicule and social media censorship tells us that we are over the target.
Oh, if people say I'm wrong, that means I'm right.
If everybody, if so, I don't even want to pop it.
Speak tomato tomorrow.
You say I'm wrong, I say I'm right.
Yep.
Yep.
Wow.
Okay.
So the plan, the first chapter is The Plan to Save the World by Joe M.
Okay.
Okay.
Joe Manchin?
So does he talk about climate change?
No.
Different plan.
No.
Have you ever wondered why we go to war or why we never seem to be able to get out of debt?
Why there's poverty, division, and crime?
What if I told you there was a reason for it all?
What if I told you it was done on purpose?
What if I told you that those corrupting the world, poisoning our food, and igniting conflict were themselves about to be permanently eradicated from the earth?
That sounds peaceful.
Wow.
Okay.
So here's my conspiracy thing.
So like whenever we talk about this kind of thing, and like the flat earth, where it's like, okay, let's assume that the flat earth is true.
Why?
Right.
Why is this conspiracy exist?
Why are they lying to you?
What is the purpose of this?
And I have never heard a good answer for that.
To be easy.
To be evil.
But like with the QNA thing, where it's like, oh, why are they doing this?
Why are they doing the war?
And like, oh, it's because they're in a weird satanic sex cult where they eat kids.
No, they make money and power.
Like, what?
It's the simplest answer.
There is the debt problem.
Yeah.
There is somebody doing it to you.
It's not what you are saying.
It's not simple.
It's not very profitable for you to be in debt and money lets you buy yachts.
Yeah, we should fix it.
Conspiracy laid out.
We got it.
We did it.
Like, oh, yeah.
If you make weapons, you make money.
You live.
It's because they want to fuck kids.
What?
No.
I mean, yeah, some of them fuck kids, but just like some border militias fuck kids.
Tie him to the rape tree.
Yeah, tie him to the rape tree.
We just finished recording.
This will probably drop out of that episode.
Yeah, hopefully you're familiar with what we're referencing.
This is very specific.
Some of you will, some of you won't.
No, Katie, everyone will, because where are we going?
Where we go.
Where we understand.
It's just a more complicated and less elegant way of saying one pump.
One cream.
I couldn't agree with you completely anymore.
That's what we can use to fight the radicalization of QAnon, is the truth of Nestle Coffee Mates.
Hashtag 1P1C.
When we write a book, we're written by 1P1C.
We have to write a book now.
There's no choice.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Ready for truth.
Yeah.
So far, there's like lines like they rose to the top of the media companies that control our news and entertainment.
They ascended to the top of the banking system, also to the Oval Office, to Brussels, to the Vatican, to the Crown.
Still not seeing any Jews dropping in here.
Disappointing.
Yeah.
It's one of those things.
Okay, yep.
It's talking about how they invented a system of money called central banking.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
They.
Yeah.
So this is one of the, I was out with, I was out with, like, the leftist gun club at a shooting range in L.A. recently and had the cop.
We started talking about, we were talking about the flat earth episode and how it went to like Nazis so quick.
And it's like, I think where it comes from is people recognize part of the problem, which is like, yeah, there are some very wealthy moneyed interests that have a vested interest in a lot of the stuff that's terrible at the world continuing to be terrible.
Absolutely.
Oh, no, not that group.
No, not that small group of people.
Like, it's not the Jews.
It's a different small group of people.
They're the CEOs of companies like Exxon.
It's not a specific kind of person.
No, like, they're every color, every religion.
It's not race, nationality.
No.
It's not sexual.
It's why Donald Trump gets so along with socialist Rodrigo Duterte and the fucking royal family of Saudi Arabia.
It's because they're all rich assholes on the top of things who like to use violence to maintain their power.
Problem solved.
They're not all Jewish or whatever.
There's this pretty small group of assholes who are responsible for not all, but a lot of problems.
And it's because it makes them money, generally.
It's wild to me that that's ignored so easily by the, what do they call themselves? Thinkers and truth seekers.
Yeah.
Yeah, thinkers and kind people or something like that.
Yeah.
Oh, guys.
Anyway, we barely cracked it.
I'm still rolling through.
Interesting fact about money.
Reagan also had good intentions for the American people.
Oh, God.
Okay.
I got to agree.
So they start talking about how they are making all the problems in the world.
They're creating wars.
They're doing this.
They're doing that.
Good people just want to get married, have kids, make a living, and enjoy their liberty.
Well, there were good guys, many.
One became the president of the United States in January 1961.
He knew about these criminals and wanted them gone.
He knew their intentions for us all, and he wanted to fight them.
Sadly, he had no idea how powerful they had become.
Reagan also had good attentions for the American people.
He knew this criminal mafia controlled almost everything by this stage, including the powerful rogue intelligence agencies.
His economic policies were promising, but the criminals needed a weak America to hold on to their power.
Reagan was shown with a bullet that a growing U.S. economy and prosperous citizens were not what these people wanted.
The criminals wanted.
Okay.
Yeah.
That made me yawn.
Yeah, it's bad.
Okay.
Don't they also think that JFK Jr. is alive?
They do think JFK Jr. is alive, that the plane crash that killed him was fake, and he's been in the air in a plane, like being flown around.
What's their take on Andy Kaufman?
Oh, boy.
It's probably ridiculous, too.
I bet they think that Bill Hicks is Alex Jones, too.
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Right, right.
If you look at younger photos of Alex Jones, it is hard to not stunning.
It's like unbelievable.
And it's totally the kind of character that he'd probably do.
Yeah, but there wasn't an actor.
Core of love to Bill Hicks' comedy.
Well, that's the thing.
There's a point where, like, once it got to X, he would stop it.
Yeah.
Because it's a dangerous, vicious thing that he's doing.
Bill Hicks believed the JFK killing was a conspiracy.
Bill Hicks would not have accused parents of lying about their dead children.
Exactly.
Yeah.
There were lines.
All right.
So there are 206 or 5,948 locations in this book because I'm viewing it on Kindle.
It's not like a page thing.
That would be insane.
I would not have been surprised if it was 5,000 pages long.
Oh, we have two minutes.
Well, I'm going to skip to one more random thing and read a random paragraph before we go to ads.
Katie, pick a location between 216 and 5,948.
542.
Okay, let's see if I can get us there.
Oh, 524.
Close as possible.
We're as close as possible.
Yes, Mr. President.
Anons know exactly what you're getting at, sir.
Okay, I got to read the thing.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Okay.
So.
Oh, sweet Jesus.
Okay.
On the topic of President Trump and his incredible rallies, there was one hosted on July 31st, 2018 in Tampa, Florida, as all Q followers know.
And using the A1Z26 cipher, the letter Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet and therefore equals 17.
Here's a direct quote from President Trump's speech that day in Tampa.
You know, I told the story the other day.
I was probably in Washington my entire life, 17 times.
True, 17 times.
I don't think I ever stayed overnight.
You know what I'm getting at, right?
The president continued to go on to say.
But I've made some choices that I wouldn't have made.
But I'm writing down Pennsylvania Avenue.
And again, I've only been here about 17 times, and probably seven of those times were to check out the hotel I'm building on Pennsylvania Avenue.
And then I hop on the plane and I go back.
So I've been there 17 times, never stayed there a night.
So the rest of this for pages is them getting at the meaning of his use of the word 17 times and how it's to signal that QAnon's real because Q is the 17th letter of the alphabet.
Yeah.
No, it's because he's a rambling idiot.
Yeah.
Who forgets the words he just said.
And who has a very well-documented habit of repeating single things a number of times because it's just a good way to make a point in speech.
He picks a number and says it over and over.
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Yeah.
That's the end of it.
Yeah.
It's so maddening.
I've had like even interactions with these fucking people.
Like the jersey thing.
You've seen the jersey stuff where they hold up the jersey and like it's got a number on it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And it's like, that's what it means.
It's the Q thing.
No, no, no, no.
That's the year it happened.
Yeah.
It's literally the year that the president gets the jersey.
That's it.
Look at all of the other presidents getting it.
How do they do it?
It's not like it's, was it a symbol to like fucking like pee Anon that Obama held up a 2016 jersey?
I didn't get the alphabet there for a second.
It's just literal insanity.
You know what isn't literal insanity, Katie?
Ads and services.
You're damn right, ads and services.
Ads and services.
Products.
Hopefully one of those products is fucking brain builds people.
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I'm Anna Sinfield, and in this new season of The Girlfriends, oh my god, this is the same man.
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I felt like I got hit by a truck.
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The cops didn't seem to care.
So they take matters into their own hands.
I said, oh, hell no.
I vowed I will be his last target.
He's going to get what he deserves.
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I think society is going to decide that creators of AI products bear a tremendous amount of responsibility to products we put out in the world.
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Kids, teenagers, I think they will need a lot of guardrails around AI.
This is such a powerful and such a new thing.
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You related to the Phantom at that point.
Yeah, I was definitely the Phantom in that.
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Woo, My dad gave me the best advice ever.
I went and had lunch with him one day, and I was like, and dad, I think I want to really give this a shot.
I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings.
I'm working my way up through it.
I know it's a place they come look for up and coming talent.
He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.
Yeah.
He goes, but there's so much luck involved.
And he's like, just give it a shot.
He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.
If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.
It would not be on a calendar of, you know, the cat just hang in there.
Yeah, it would not be.
Right, it wouldn't be that.
There's a lot of luck.
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We're back.
Sorry.
Whoa.
Now we are back and everyone needs to know Sophie just pulled a bag of bagels on me.
And now we are in a what kind of standoff do you have with bagels?
Would it be like a breakfast standoff?
Breakfasting.
Sophie is holding a bag of bagels on me, a tube.
And we both, she's got five in the tube.
I've only got four.
I mean, there's only one way this can end, Sophie.
Yeah!
Oh.
Oh, no.
Wow.
No!
Right at him.
She hit me in the head.
She's got better aim.
What can I say?
I was not aiming at you because that's mean.
That made me angry enough that I'm going to throw my bagels at those lights.
Break up!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I hit the soundboards on the ceiling.
This is exactly what we didn't want to have happen.
Bagels are stuck on the soundboard and the ceiling.
That thing's going to fall down on us.
And then it will be a problem.
Guys, is this good content?
This is great content for the people at home.
Hold on, I can click on the picture.
So the bagel tube is stuck on the roof.
This is off the ramp.
Cody, pick a number between 1 and 5,948 while Daniel gets the bagels off the roof.
3,297.
I'm going to try to get to 3,900.
No, you know what I don't like doing is dealing with the consequences of my actions.
I love having Daniel do that.
There it is.
All right.
3,927.
Thank you, Daniel.
I'm tweeting that picture later.
You should.
Okay, wow.
Okay.
So we've got...
Oh, boy.
I wanted to get deep into it.
Pedophilia and human trafficking.
There it is.
Big old bold.
Big old bold letters.
So this is apparently an interview with the detective.
This just goes on for hundreds of pages.
Ah, this is part of the chapter, Human Compromise, The Currency of the Powerful by Sarah Westall.
It's an interview with Detective Jimmy Boots Rothstein.
Okay, that's pretty close.
Oh, boy.
So, yeah, okay.
So this is the detective, she says, was trying to...
Oh, this is just a transcript of her fucking podcast where she interviews a guy who claims to be a detective looking into the massive pedophilic conspiracy.
Okay.
So the detective is looking into it?
That's what this says.
I don't even know if he's the Jimmy Boots detective.
Would you, Sophie, would you look up Detective Jimmy Boots?
I think he's a character on December.
Jimmy Boots Rothstein?
I think he's a character on Deadwood.
He does sound like Jimmy Boots.
What you gonna done fuck her for now?
Oh, go, thank God.
Oh, no, there's video.
Oh, good.
Is he a real detective?
Or is he like a border militia?
The thing that pops up in these creepy ass videos.
Can you hear it in your head?
Yes.
What the fuck is about to happen?
What's going on?
So he's a retired, very elderly detective researching crazy things in his bedroom.
So this is all checking out.
Yeah.
So, speaking of quotes, so the interviewer asks Sarah Westall or whatever her name was.
This is one of the main areas you really got into.
But first, what was the main difference between pedophilia and human trafficking?
Detective Jimmy Boots?
There is no difference.
Not when you get into how they're used.
There's pedophilia separate just on the local, but it's all done.
It's controlled.
It's used.
They're professionally set up.
It's a well-organized movement across the country at all different levels.
And that's why people who try to put this under one umbrella, it doesn't work.
You have to understand the whole system to be able to figure it out.
So yeah, it's okay.
He's claiming that there's a gigantic pedophilia, which there was a fairly large pedophilic conspiracy, but it wasn't children.
It was Jeffrey Epstein letting rich people fuck 14-year-olds in his plane, one of whom was probably the president because the president flew in the Lily Express and joked about how much of a lot of people were doing.
Also probably a previous president and noted famous rapist Bill Clinton.
At least two presidents.
At least two presidents.
Maybe more.
Maybe more.
And other.
Good.
We solved that one.
It's like, it's like, yeah, it's technically pedophilic, but like they're all imagining this like little kids and it's satanic.
No, they're fucking teenage girls because they're gross old dudes.
No, it's taught.
It's different than what they're saying in underground pedophilia.
They don't want six-year-olds.
They want to fuck 15-year-old girls.
They want to fuck high school girls because they're gross, rich, old men.
Right?
Like, that's the conspiracy.
They want to give them their diseases.
And the president's one of them.
Yeah.
It looks like most of the pedophilia, pedophilia, that's like between family members and stuff.
Almost all of it.
Yeah.
Like the guy in the last episode.
Yeah.
Right.
And most sexually trafficked individuals are adults.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, Katie, you want to pick a random number between one and five thousand nine hundred and forty-eight?
Oh, I'm pressured.
200.
Jesus Christ, Katie.
Got to go all the way back, my gosh.
You got the mistake?
My God.
I bet they're not even going to talk about Satan kid eaters.
Okay, should I change my vote?
Just wanted to mix things up.
Okay, 200.
I just wanted people on their toes.
Don't judge.
Judging is my favorite thing.
Oh, we're back to that opening, that opening scrawl about basically the Star Wars title crawls.
Should I choose a different number or is it good?
No, I'm going to read something.
Okay.
Good patriots in the U.S. military and their global partners asked Trump to run for president so that they could take back control of America legitimately without alarming.
They mean Russians.
Yeah.
Good patriots.
Good patriots like Vladimir Putin.
Asked Trump to run so they can take back.
The military asked Trump to run?
Yeah, that's what they believe.
They're like, please.
Because the military are good.
And they know a true leader when they see one.
And they know it.
Trump was a good choice, obviously, because he overcame the voter fraud and run.
But he was a patriot and he was loved and admired by the public.
He was not interested in joining the cabal, mainly because they hated America, and he did not agree with them on that point.
It sounds like they went to the table.
And he's like, pedophile conspiracy, I'm down about, but hating America?
No way.
I'll tell you one thing.
This is well written.
This is very well written.
My favorite part is everything about it.
Well, then you want to pick a random number between one and 5,948, Cody?
666.
Oh, sexy.
It's a fucking great idea.
I wonder if they draw attention to that.
We should have done 17.
No, because it's like they probably weren't thinking of the page numbers in that way just because that's how, you know, it's fucking how you never know.
Also, they might be different on the Kindle.
Yeah.
Okay.
Also, they don't seem that clever.
All right, 660 is as close as it gets because it seems to go up at random.
Oh, God.
The day I knew Q Wasn't a Hoax by Lori Colley.
No, these are my personal opinions only and should not be construed as fact about any person of inner entity.
I appreciate that.
Don't worry, Lori.
I think we're okay.
Everyone who follows Q had one.
A day when you knew that you knew that you knew that Q wasn't a hoax.
When you were sure that Q wasn't a hoax or a LARP live-action roleplay or a two-pizza.
I know they even know.
They're using this.
Oh my God.
Is there a LARP?
So you know.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
No.
My day came when Trump used the words tip top, tippy top.
Oh.
Oh, honey.
In April of 2018.
Oh, my God.
Tip-top, tippy-top.
Wait, when was this published?
This year.
They wrote this fast.
She wrote this fast.
I mean, there was clearly no copy editor.
Like, an actual editor has never even looked at this book because they would burst into flames.
They're all fierce.
I'm glad Jack is at the office right now.
Okay, so tip-top, tippy-top.
But the setup started on January 29th, a few months after I began following Q.
That day, an anonymous person posted a request on the 8-chain board, a website where Q writes messages and where people threaten to murder me and put a $60,000 bounty on my head.
Interesting.
He or she wanted Q to ask President Trump to work up the phrase tip-top into the State of the Union address.
It didn't happen during that speech.
Instead, the validation came in a much cleverer way.
The president spoke those very words from the south lawn of the White House at the traditional Easter egg roll.
He was standing next to a giant white Alice in Wonderland rabbit.
You'll see the connection in a minute.
I'm sorry, that's so fucking funny.
Oh, boy.
Also, one of my favorite pictures of him is standing next to that giant.
Oh, it's amazing.
Sean Spicer was in that rabbit at one point.
You're goddamn right he was.
I bet he is Q.
Oh, spicy.
God, you're probably right.
I mean, he tweeted his password on Twitter twice.
Seems pretty upfront.
Famous brain hammer, Sean Spice.
Okay.
Somebody want to give me a random number between 1 and 5,948.
4,050.
4, 4,000-something.
I don't know.
4,000 fucking something.
All right.
4,000 fucking something.
Yeah, you're getting to the tip-top at the top of the numbers of pictures.
It's more of an interview with Jimmy Boots.
Man, I'm good at picking.
So, like, the 4,000 range is just Jimmy Boots all the way.
I think so.
Oh, no.
Interviewer question.
I've heard of the hormone adrenochrome.
Is that something they're trying to get to?
What?
Oh, wow.
The detective says he doesn't think it's about adrenochrome.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
There's many pedophile heterosexuals as there are gay.
Thank you for saying that at least.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
Okay.
Different page.
Yeah, different page.
What's the fucking bar?
Will you at least say that, like, doesn't matter whether sexuality is.
Somewhere in the 2,000 range.
All right, 2,000 range.
2,000 range.
Jimmy Boots.
Is it still Jimmy Boots?
Goddamn.
No, It couldn't possibly be.
It's literally just a transcript of her podcast interview because these people aren't fucking writers.
I like it when I read a book and it's like, check out this entire podcast before you continue.
We'll put it in the book.
We'll just put it here.
We'll just put it here.
Don't even bother with the link.
Oh, boy.
Oh, boy, guys.
Okay.
I'm excited.
Q is essentially telling us that Trump was targeted in this rally by the real forces behind the creation of the EU, the Nazi world order, which infiltrated our political system.
Research Operation Paperclip and study Q142, which continued to rule Germany after Hitler through his daughter, Angela Merkel.
Oh my God.
Angela Merkel is Hitler.
I never knew.
Takes a million refugees in at a tremendous political cost.
Merkel is Hitler's daughter?
But there's a striking physical resemblance, you must admit.
I'm not being Syrian.
Looks, ideology, rhetoric, it's all there.
It's all there.
Historical fact.
Like, it's all, I'm convinced.
What chapter?
Who wrote this chapter?
Oh, you're right.
Which we gotta figure out.
We go all wrong.
And then we're gonna find their blog and their credit.
Oh, these are about all the assassination attempts against Trump.
Sure.
Okay.
Oh, orchestrated by the Nazi Angela Merkel.
Yeah, the Nazi Angela Merkel.
Oh, boy.
Post 74, Hitler's Brilliant Chess Combination in Helsinki.
Oh, God.
Oh, dear.
So, like, Trump is playing 40 chess as an extension of Hitler's 90 chess.
Yep.
Yeah.
Okay.
Where does this fucking thing start?
Come on.
Give me the start of this goddamn chapter.
This is still the first chapter.
I'm still going.
Oh, boy.
There are a lot of Q drops.
Okay.
Decoding and deciphering Q by Serial Brain 2.
Serial Brain 2.
What?
Serial Brain 2?
It's the name of the author of this chapter.
Cereal brain too.
Cereal brain, too?
Like it's made of cereal?
No, no, no.
Like several things in the brain.
Oh, oh, that's good.
Like he's an idiot?
It's like he poured cereal into his feet.
Coco puffs.
That's not going to happen.
His skull is full of corn flakes.
Dow plunging 666 points.
So far, Trump has won two battles out of three.
Will he win the last one?
What's the last one?
I don't know.
And what has he won?
Well, okay.
Since the train accident did not work, there's the train accident where some GOP congressmen get slightly hurt.
Yeah, that one.
Okay.
That was an assassination attempt on Donald Trump.
Since the train accident did not work, they figured it out.
If they want to assassinate the president, they should just put a bomb in his toilet with legal weapon.
Yeah, exactly.
Or show up with a crossbow like Tyrion.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not suggesting I'm going to do that.
No, no, no.
Since the train accident did not work, they figured, let's show him we control the economy.
Hence, the Dow plunging 666 points.
Coincidence?
This number was carefully chosen, referencing Trump's family building located at 666 Fifth Avenue.
That's not where I expected that to go.
Why did they reference?
What?
Also, also interesting that building devil?
666.
Right, like, they're so obsessed with these satanic cults.
It's right there, guys.
It's right there.
It's right there.
By famed, probably molested teenagers, President Donald Trump.
So, it stops talking about the Federal Reserve after this.
Sure, sure.
You know what doesn't rant about the stock market plunging 666 points?
Dogs.
That dogs, for sure.
Hitler's daughter.
Hitler's daughter, Angela Merkel.
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Hitler's daughter.
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You related to the Phantom at that point.
Yeah, I was definitely the Phantom in that.
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My next guest, you know, from Step Brothers, Anchorman, Saturday Night Live, and the Big Money Players Network.
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My dad gave me the best advice ever.
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I don't know what that means, but I just know the groundlings.
I'm working my way up through it.
I know it's a place they come look for up and coming talent.
He said, if it was based solely on talent, I wouldn't worry about you, which is really sweet.
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He goes, but there's so much luck involved.
And he's like, just give it a shot.
He goes, but if you ever reach a point where you're banging your head against the wall and it doesn't feel fun anymore, it's okay to quit.
If you saw it written down, it would not be an inspiration.
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There's a lot of luck.
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We're back and Sophie has taken away my throwing bagels.
The peace treaty has been ignored.
Yeah, Daniel did hand us a peace treaty.
Sophie, are you willing to sign this with me?
No.
She's not willing to sign this.
I can do nothing but revert to one of my only two weapons left in her.
Wow, what a box of tissue.
And the coffee, mate.
Sophie?
One pump, one cream, one tissue.
One pump.
One pump, one cream, one kill.
Threatening the carrier producer on night.
With coffee, mate.
Sophie, I can either throw the bagels or I can throw the coffee, mate.
But I won't throw them at you anymore.
I'll sign the treaty.
Happy time.
Oh, this is historic.
Oh!
Wow.
I threw the coffee, mate.
It's chaos in here.
No, now she's got it.
Now Sophie has all three.
That's the deal maker right there.
Tore up the treaty, took all the weapons.
That's a boss move.
Like America.
Very America.
All right.
Cody, pick a number between 1 and 5,948.
I'm going to go with 9.
Oh, okay.
That's going to be like back at the start.
Okay, well, we already went through all that.
Yeah, then let's do like 1254.
Oh, okay.
That's so specific.
That is very specific.
Yeah.
It's a page number.
It is a page number.
It can be in the 1250s.
Yeah.
I'm going to get a second.
I want to be before Jimmy Boots, but after the 1252?
Oh, boy.
This is about we so we get into every time.
Oh boy.
We're talking about the Texas bombing, which is like those bombings in Austin by that fucking piece of shit nut.
By preempting the Texas bombing story for the revelation of the bomber's identity, Patriots have opened a boulevard for Mueller to plant his Goosefer story on the news map.
Okay, so yeah.
They believe that Bob Mueller is part of the Trump conspiracy to save America and that they're actually working together to arrest Hillary Clinton.
And also that Trump was only mean to Jeff Sessions because he really loves him and Jeff Sessions was putting in all the sealed indictments.
I'd love to hear their reaction to the Mueller report.
They are not happy with it.
I wonder if they still think Mueller's their guy.
Yeah, I think there's been a lot of talk about how this is clearly another 40 chess move by President Trump.
I would be disappointed in them if they didn't think that.
Oh boy.
Okay.
Q8, drop 834.
Why would Russia tell the world?
Since the whole Russian blanket is pulled by those who are tied to Goosefer, Trump is now as white as snow and can peacefully confront Mueller, his hands in his pocket, whistling an old Miss Universe jingle.
Any competent lawyer advising Trump would advise him not to do so.
And his highly competent, longtime lawyer did exactly that.
He had to resign because he's obviously not in the know.
Or maybe he is, and he's willingly adding drama to this first-class Shakespearean drama.
Which highly competent lawyer that resigned?
I think he's talking about Donald McGahn, the guy who clearly hates Donald Trump about as much as we do.
Crazy shit.
He's asking you to do some pressure.
He's trying to do crazy shit.
And I said no, so I'm going to go.
I'm taking notes because I'm a real lawyer.
I've never seen anyone knows.
Well, you've never seen anyone.
Your idea of a real lawyer is mob lawyer Roy Cohn.
Come on.
Talk about it all the time.
He really loves Roy Cohn.
One of the names in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire song, Roy Cohn.
We update it.
Yeah, but Roy Cohn will still be in that club.
Absolutely.
Roy Cohen Mana Fort.
Roy Cone Mana Fort probably hunts people for sport.
There we go.
We're going to work on this and bring it back.
We'll bring it back later.
I just have to shine a light on whistling an old Miss Universe tune.
Yeah, I know.
Jingle Joe.
The place where he harassed teenage girls.
Yeah, where he walked in on teenage girls undressing.
The pedophile fighting president.
Where he knew that they were dressing in the dressing room because he runs it and it's the dressing room and that's what they were doing at the time.
Yeah.
And he goes into just like, say hi.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Get those pedophiles, Donald Trump.
Go get them.
Well, Cody, would it change your mind to hear?
Fake news.
CNN claims this Trump advisor played a key role in pursuit of possible Clinton emails from dark web before election.
Jesus, that's bad writing.
Oh my gosh.
He was asking us to read between the line.
And what do we do?
We extract the main information this article is trying to plant in the storyline.
Schmitz claimed a source he called Patriot and an identified contractor he was representing had discovered what he believed was likely material stolen from Clinton.
Oh, oh boy.
Okay, so this is about like the fake Clinton emails that got sold to some of Trump's people.
What was fake?
What?
Yeah, they got sold fake emails and Eric Prince paid someone to figure out if they were real or not and they were bullshit.
Because Trump was explicitly trying to get access to her emails.
They didn't do quote-unquote crimes.
It's for no lack of trying.
They're just dumb.
Yeah, they're so good.
Okay, so Katie, pick a number between...
I'm so tired.
Pick a number between several hundred and five, nine hundred and forty-eight.
5,000.
All right.
Wow.
I just threw it down.
You just dropped a fucking mic.
Please don't let it be Jimmy Boots still.
I hope it's about Yay.
So here is my message to the resistance.
Yes, yes.
Our movement comes off as being toxic to the left liberals and maybe even some on the right because it's exposing everything they, or at least their leadership, have worked for the last 200 years to destroy.
They've been trying to bring the world to its knees in efforts to bring about the new world order.
They have made it well known what their plans are and would be when they are gathered from all corners of the world to write them on the Georgia guidestones.
Oh boy.
Yeah, we know what their plans are.
Universal health care.
They're written on rocks.
There is an evil that our world is facing, starting with the original 13 wealthiest families whose bloodlines date back 6,000 years to Babylonian times.
Oh my god.
These families are some of the most twisted satanic people in existence.
They basically have every avenue of kill order working in their favor.
That includes all platforms of media, TV, movies for mind control with their Luciferian symbolism planted everywhere.
I think pyramids with an all-seeing eye in the middle.
Like the founding fathers put on the money.
Interesting.
Food giants for GMO slow kill.
Vaccine industry for agenda 21 depopulation.
Water fluoridation for calcification of the pineal gland.
Harp weather modification for creating natural disasters, etc.
They reap the benefits for themselves in so many ways it's disgusting to think about.
I feel like what they really want is to live in a world like this, that they're the heroes of this world figuring it out.
Oh, yeah.
They want to be in like some fucking sci-fi book or action book.
Yeah, it's a heroistic death cult is what they all live inside.
Robert looks like fascists.
Like fascists do.
Interesting.
Like all these border control freaking people do.
Reading all these share of the thing.
Sorry, buddy.
It goes on to talk about their goal is to lure children for the sake of using them as sex slaves or in slave labor camps' minds.
That's the, yeah, I guess, because we're into QAnon.
Yeah.
Using them like toys in their pedophilia fantasies and then to literally sacrifice them in their cult ceremonies.
And then they have the nerve to blast it in your face as they do in movies like The Dark Crystal, Indian Jones, and The Temple of Doom, Monsters Inc., The Fear Meter is in parentheses.
So that's real, apparently.
What?
They have a fear measure?
I'm so confused.
I'm seeing clearly for the first time.
Yep.
Etc. showing how to gather adrenochrome that gives them some sort of high youthful looks.
If I'm not mistaken, adrenochrome is basically a real thing, but it's fake that it's a drug.
Hunter Thompson invented it because he wanted a drug to pretend to be doing that was more intense than speed.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
No, it's like an actual chemical, but you don't take it and get wasted.
He was just like, you know, he would, he was Hunter Thompson.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I bet Hunter Thompson would be like really into QAnon.
I bet he'd support these people.
I bet all of their influences would really support the movement.
Yes, Hunter Thompson would certainly...
Really into Hunter Thompson, who killed himself after Bush got re-elected, would certainly be on board with the money.
Is that what?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, that was a good part of it.
No, he would hate these people.
There's no, there's like he would he would hate these people.
Despise and resent these people.
I mean, he would probably be marching with a gun and pointing it at Nazis because he was Hunter Thompson.
Yeah, absolutely.
Famed lunatic.
Right.
He'd be like, during the whole punch a Nazi, don't punch a Nazi conversation.
He'd be like, no, shoot these Nazi.
Shoot him with your guns.
If you want to borrow my guns, I've got these missiles.
I can help.
Yeah, that is probably where Hunter would land.
Oh, boy.
Okay, so I have to figure out who wrote this fucking chapter.
The Resistance is On, The Message to the Resistance.
It's the same thing with, like, it's the, there's always this, it's always a conspiracy driving whatever it is.
We always have to, like, die for the cause and be heroes in our little fantasy world.
I just.
I just don't like it.
You don't?
I don't like how popular.
Don't like this book was the second best-selling book on Amazon for some time.
Oh, okay, guys.
I do have some good news.
I just decided to do a word search for Jews just to see.
It's only used once in the whole thing.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, that is legitimately good.
Unexpected.
Yeah, it's, oh boy, it's part of a reference for that serial brains cuedrop chunk.
Front page mag collaborator Soros announces Muslims are the new Jews.
Okay.
That's the only use of the word.
Could you search for Jewish?
That's a good idea, Cody.
And then search for Agregore.
You're damn right we're searching for Agregor.
Trying to get the other keywords.
No, no use of the word Jewish.
I can't tell you how actually happy and surprised I am that that did not come up.
We're not going to open that can of worms.
Agregore.
Please let that be an animal.
I really hope Egregor winds up in here.
Oh, it takes so long to search.
This is like the most 6,000.
No results.
Okay.
No Egregor.
All right.
So there's not a lot of cross-pollination.
Not a lot of cross-pollination.
Consider the possibility that they spelled all of these words wrong in the book.
I'm going to see that as an option.
I am going to look at that.
This is actually Jaws.
Jawish.
Yeah.
I am going to look up Flat Earth.
Do it.
I'm going to see if that drops in here.
A lot of dead air time.
You're not going to give me those bagels still, Sophie.
What was the problem?
What about me?
Could I have the bagels?
Just because I damaged part of the roof.
No results for Flat Earth.
Okay.
Sophie's being very unfair.
They're keeping it separate, and I respect that.
Cody, you want to pick a random number between several hundred and five, nine hundred forty-eight?
Yeah, I really do.
I'm going to go.
Let's do 845.
845.
Let's go to 845.
Let's go to 845.
Through the looking glass.
Oh, no.
In Carol's second book, Through the Looking Glass, and what Alice found there.
Alice really enters Wonderland.
And then we get a bunch of Q drops about child trafficking routes.
Oh, boy.
Wait a minute.
Did they know about it in the Looking Glass?
Yeah, so apparently the fact that Q referenced Through the Looking Glass and that Lewis Carroll was probably a pedophile.
Q linked an Amazon entry for a book published in March 2017 called Hillary Clinton in Wonderland, a rewrite of Lewis Carroll Tale that substitutes Hillary's name for Alice's.
Is that like a resistance thing?
Or is it a Q thing?
I don't know.
It could be either.
Thank you.
But it's apparently proof that Hillary is a pedophile because Lewis Carroll was a pedophile.
Shanny for sure was.
You're not wrong about that one.
I don't know.
Oh, we do talk about Epstein here.
Oh, there we go.
I mentioned the president's relationship with the Jeff Epstein.
Hey, sure as shit don't.
On August 31st, 2018, Q told us that child trafficking routes had been closed down in several places.
S.A. Epstein Island, owned by a friend of Bill and Hillary, Jeffrey Epstein.
Haiti, North Korea, China, Russia, and Cuba.
The pending list included Sudan, Syria, Yemen, Libya, Somalia.
Cool.
Oh, boy.
The president announced in December 8th, 2018 that he will pull all U.S. troops out of Syria.
Does this mean the work that closing those trafficking networks is now complete or has it entered another phase?
Oh, because that's why we're there.
Guys.
No.
Or, wait.
Yes?
No?
Oh, boy.
Okay.
It's also fascinating because they mentioned Bill Clinton and Epstein, but they also mentioned Hillary Clinton and Epstein, which there's literally no connection between them.
Yeah.
Like, Hillary Clinton hasn't been on that plane.
No.
She's not friends with Jeff Epstein.
I just, where do they go?
No.
Yeah.
But, but Donald Trump is.
Donald Trump.
But Donald Trump is.
Oh, and then we start talking about the Las Vegas shooting.
Yeah, Alan Dershowitz's big fan.
Big fan.
So apparently the Las Vegas shooting was actually a failed assassination attempt of Prince Mohammed bin Salman?
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What?
I did not know he was at that country concert.
Of, of.
Yeah, there was a CIA operative.
Yes, assassins were trying to kill Prince Mohammed bin Salman.
Okay.
Just assassins?
Well, he was going to meet with Trump in the Mandalay Bay Casino.
But Trump wasn't there.
Well, Q says he wasn't.
Wait, why do they think he was there?
Because he...
He likes Vegas?
The Saudi family...
Oh, yeah, one Saudi prince booked a number of seats at the four seasons to house members of the Saudi Air Force so they could fly training missions at nearby Nellis Air Force Base.
So that means that NBS was there and that there was an assassination attempt to kill him by shooting a bunch of people out of the crowd.
I think it was a country show.
Yeah.
Quick question.
Are they pro Saudi Arabia?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, of course they are.
Of course they are.
Alex Jones thought that it was Antifa that did it.
Well, that sounds like classic Antifa.
Right?
Shoot up a country.
And who is more stereotypically Antifa than an elderly millionaire?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Classic Antifa.
I can't think of anything.
All right.
Oh, boy.
Chelsea had two unplanned pregnancies.
Oh, boy, it's talking.
Oh, boy.
Hillary rape.
This just goes into detail about what it believes are Chelsea Clinton's abortions forced on her by the Democratic Party.
Okay.
What?
Wow, we're not even going to read that.
That's fucked.
Hillary's mentor, Robert Bird, was a grandmaster of the KKK.
Hillary's teacher and friend was Saul Olinski, a man who dedicated his book, Rules for Radicals, to Lucifer, who he calls the original rabble.
Yes.
Saul Alinsky, famed Nazi.
Yeah.
Nazi Satanist.
Okay.
Number two bestseller on Amazon.
Number two bestseller on fucking Amazon.
At least it's written really well.
At least it's got good prose.
I'm going to pick a random chunk here that we haven't gone to yet.
The truth.
In 1945, after the war, the United States allowed thousands of Nazi Germany's worst criminal scientists into this country.
True.
That's true.
And as insane as it sounds, they gave some of these men government positions.
True.
Many of these men were the same monsters who used human beings as guinea pigs and committed untold atrocities.
Well, not really.
I mean, some of them ran factories where slave labor was used, but they were mostly building missiles for the Nazis.
Here's the rub.
It seems that all the German scientists...
But here's the issue.
Here's the problem.
It seems that all the German scientists who ended up in the United States were members of the Illuminati or some other equally prestigious secret society, and through their American Illuminati counterparts, such as Alan Dulles and just about every U.S. president ever elected, these men eventually wound up working for the military and the CIA.
This was always about the great work and never about America.
Well, that makes perfect sense.
Can they just be Nazis?
Can't it just be like...
Can they just be Nazis who we hired because we needed rockets?
Fucking scientists that we brought over wound up in control of the entire country to fuck children.
Right.
Like, what if it's just money and war reasons when they're just Nazis?
What if the people in charge are just kind of unethical and lazy?
And that's why most terrible things happen?
No, it's probably a pedophile.
It's just a pedophile thing.
Yeah, it's probably Satan pedophiles.
Oh, boy.
And Hillary's hot for little girls.
And she wants to eat their bones.
Yeah, and now we start getting into flying saucers.
That's what we thought you were going to say.
She wanted to do that.
No, no.
The world is not how you think it is.
QAnon has told us the world is not how we think it is.
And sure enough, with each revelation, each clue, each rabbit hole, we get further away from the fake reality that was created for us and a bit closer to the truth.
Everything we thought was real is fake, and everything we thought was fake is real.
Oh, my God.
That's so bad.
There we go.
Well, did you know, Cody, that the mainstream media has been exposed as a CIA operation, and the moon landing is looking sketchy?
Oh, it's looking sketchy.
This is talking about, like, Mockingbird.
I don't know what they're referencing.
U.S. government underground facilities and tunnels, deep underground military base.
Acronym dumb.
I just feel sad for so many people in our country that are really deluded.
Oh, this is the very end of the book.
I don't hit me as being very sad.
It's very sad.
And I think actually what I'm about to read actually gets into what's so sad about it.
So although the mainstream media has been exposed as a CIA operation and the moon landing is looking sketchy, this has got to be the most exciting time in all of history to be alive.
The entire world is waking up and we get to have front row seats.
Many of life's mysteries will soon be solved and there are exciting discoveries ahead.
When the 2016 election began, I thought we were all going to die.
But after QAnon arrived on the scene, it became the movement of a lifetime.
And now there's only one thing left to do.
Enjoy the show.
Oh, Cody, we got it.
About the author, Linda Paris.
It links to a YouTube channel and her website, Deplorable McAllister.
There we go.
Yeah, there we go.
Thank you.
There we fucking go.
That is awful.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's real sad.
It's not the end of the book, but it's the end of one section.
Yeah.
Because also, like, the truth is like, it's so weird.
They're like, then the mysteries are going to, the clues and the clues and the truth is coming out.
What truth?
It's never going to come.
It's really vague.
Like, I know it's like pedophile, like satanic way.
But, like, it's still very vague.
Yeah.
And it's weird if they love Q so much, like, oh, he's leaving these breadcrumbs and he's like the savior.
Hey, Q, just lay it all out.
Just write a couple of pages explaining it.
They're treating it like Game of Thrones and everyone's predictions for next week.
Yeah.
Yeah, because that's the end.
Because it's not enough.
Like, they recognize, as I think a lot of people do, that while TV and stuff is fun, it's ultimately meaningless to obsess over that stuff.
You need more in your life than TV.
Yeah.
But they don't want to do anything but sit on the internet and shitpost.
Yep.
Right.
So they find a way to make it the most important thing anyone's ever done.
Exactly.
Then it matters.
Yeah, it matters.
They're saving the world.
It's exciting to be a part of and to watch.
Yeah.
It's kind of, it's the same.
It's like, not the same thing because it's way more fucked up, but like watching the Trump show and like doing the palace intrigue and like, ooh, it's a reality show host.
And like, it's so fun to watch.
It's really not.
It's not.
It's bad.
People are.
It's tragic.
In the first year of his presidency, civilian casualties as a result of U.S. airstrikes jumped by 215%.
That's high.
It's a high number.
So that's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lot of dead people who wouldn't be dead.
Even if Obama had kept running the airstrikes.
Right.
And just like the idea that like, well, he's entertaining to watch and like everyone around him is so bumbling.
And like this is, again, this isn't the same thing, but it is that desire for like, we follow the stories and we like obsess over the clues and like the prestige shows.
But it's way more satisfying if it's every single day.
Yeah.
And we're all part of it.
We're all really part of it.
And what we do matters.
The president said 17.
Let's find a way to make that be a QAnon fucking.
Yeah.
And this is another thing.
This is we're all looking for clues and lost and trying to solve it.
Well, I'm going to read the conclusion to this because I think we're getting close to the conclusion of our super fun and uplifting episode.
It's time to wake up.
If you are ready to give up the senseless rage you are surrounded by, wake up and join the forces of light.
Light is capitalized.
We welcome you.
We are not a political party.
There is corruption on both sides of the aisle.
Most of us are independents in some sense.
We think for ourselves.
Instead, we are a movement of awakened individuals working together to discover and reveal the truth that has been hidden from us and eliminate evil and corruption.
Our goal is to protect others, to share the truth, and to restore sanity.
We have friends and supporters all over the world.
Here are 10 things you can do to awaken others and to help in the war we are fighting against the deep state.
Here are 10 rules for life.
Love and support our nation, our constitution.
And yes, our president, Donald Trump, has given up the life he could have had in order to play an essential role in freeing us from darkness.
But he can't do it alone.
Supporting him is the least we can do.
Get an education.
Every major national event involving the deep state, both the good and the bad things that have happened, have been suppressed over the last two years or more.
You can catch up.
The Russia collaboration story that the media has fixated on is both untrue and a distraction from many important stories the mainstream media will never tell you.
That's a good way to stop being invited to places or really good ways.
Yeah, this is this other sad part.
A lot of these people around the holidays will post on their forums together where they go.
They prove how lonely they are.
How they're eating their little bologna sandwiches for Thanksgiving and stuff because they have given their family members this book and recommended links and they're like, well, we don't want you around anymore because this is crazy.
That's the thing that's really sad is like this is a cult and these people, it's damaging their lives.
And like the scary thing is that some of them are going to kill more people.
There's already been at least one murder after this.
They're a mobile still.
Their lives are being ruined by the movement in general and they're going to ruin other people's lives by killing them because they're obsessed with it.
We're laughing, but it's like really sad and fucked up.
Pray for us for protection from those who would harm us.
One of the things we've learned is that evil is real.
Many of us are Christian.
We seek God's help daily.
Be there for friends and families.
They awaken.
They will be in various stages of disbelief.
Uh-huh.
Of course.
Disbelief.
Yeah.
Denial, fear, depression, anger, and misunderstanding as they process the new realities they are learning.
Be patient.
Be tolerant.
The deep state will do and say anything to retain power.
False flag events, potential and biological threats, violent mob actions, etc. are real possibilities.
If you see anything suspicious, please report it.
Avoid violent confrontations.
Stay informed.
Be prepared.
Things can get tough at times.
Maintain a stock of food and water.
Enough for a couple weeks at least.
That's not bad.
The banking, this isn't a da-da-da-da.
But like their reason for it.
Yeah, like no.
Because we're going to destroy the country.
Give peace a chance.
The deep state has the hidden hand in conduct, flicks and wars all over the world.
They benefit from war and chaos in many ways.
Well, it's important for nations to join us in creating a positive future.
Get involved.
This is a movement that is entirely voluntary.
We contribute what we're good at, what we are moved to do.
We take action where we see and make a difference.
There's a place for you, too.
Welcome aboard, Patriot.
Yuck!
Where we go one, we go all.
We do.
That's where we are.
Yep.
We'll be your family now.
We'll be your family now.
Where we go.
One.
Oh, here's their glossary.
8-chan refers to the discussion boards which Q users have post drops and anons used to post research information related to Q posts.
Also, a lot of Nazis on the poll section.
You can read the cure related posts here.
Do not post until you've lurked for some time and understand how it works.
Make sure to lurk on the floor channel.
This is...
Whoever started this is just tickled.
Yeah, is just.
Tickled or like horrified?
We are horrified.
I know.
Like, fuck with some dumb people and then it turned into a monster.
Yeah, someone has claimed to be the original Q, and maybe, maybe that's true.
They'll never believe them if it's...
Exactly.
It doesn't matter.
It's become its own thing.
It's its own thing.
Yeah, there's no turning on.
It's very upsetting how there's no containing it kind of now because it's like it is like, yeah, some dude probably posted it as a laugh and then it snowballed and now it's just let us know.
You know what?
It just occurred to me.
In our last episode like this, we talked about the egregor, the collective god formed from the consciousness of numerous people all believing and acting in a certain way.
That's kind of what Q is.
You could call Q an Egregore.
You know what?
And I will.
I will call Q an Egregore.
Q is an Egregore.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, well, he's one.
He's all.
He's one.
We are one, and we all go all, and that's where we go.
You can't wait for Egregor, the QAnon political party.
Oh, boy.
That's happening.
Oh, God, 2020 is going to be fucking exhausting.
Yeah, the worst year of his lives.
Yeah, and you can't even bring this up to anybody.
Part of me is like, somebody should mention to the president that there's a batshit conspiracy about him that he definitely knows about.
People in the administration definitely know about it.
And maybe you should address it.
But he's into it.
And even if he weren't into it and he were to reject it and say it's bad, they would think of a way to convince themselves that.
They'd think that signaling him insulting Jeff Sessions.
Exactly.
That they're all secret lives.
Oh, no.
Things were hot on his tail.
It definitely means he loves us.
That means stuff's going to happen soon.
If there's a mass shooting inspired by Q, which there probably will be, and the president does the presidential thing and says, for the love of God, stop.
They'll be like, this means go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's exactly what it is.
He said, for the love of it for the love of God.
So he wouldn't say that.
Yeah.
He wouldn't say stop.
But he never would say that.
He'd say, I don't remember what it was.
There's five people on both sides.
He'd say, I don't know about it.
Yeah.
I don't think it's a problem.
I don't think it's a problem.
Literally the day of the immigrants are invading, man, shot up that church or the mosque.
The president called white nationalism isn't a problem.
Isn't a problem.
Don't know much about it.
Also, immigrants are invading America.
Like he literally said the things.
So yeah, he would not handle this well.
God damn it.
Well, that was fun, though.
God damn it.
Ooh.
God damn it.
Egregor, damn it.
Well, Egregor, save us.
Thank egg.
Thank egg.
You know, guys, thank bag gold.
When I think about what could save us, when I think about the 10 things our listeners could do to fight against this egregor, this demonic god that's been created by the collective id of the internet's darkest corners.
The only thing that can fight where we go one, we go all is one pump.
One cream.
Yeah, thank you for giving it back, Sophie.
I am going to throw it again.
But first I'm going to ask them to plug their pluggables.
She knows.
She knows.
You guys want to plug your pluggables?
Yeah.
Of course.
Yeah.
Do you want to do this if we've been doing it?
We're going to do the same way we've been doing it the whole time here.
Okay.
My name's Katie Stoll.
I'm Katie Stoll on Twitter.
We've got a podcast.
It's called Even More News.
You can subscribe to it and listen to it.
Cody?
Is my name.
Last name is Johnston.
You can find me on Twitter at Dr. Mr. Cody.
Our video series is called Some More News, and it's on YouTube.
You can support us financially at patreon.com slash some more news.
Poison Room Plugs00:03:47
Oh, yeah.
And our Twitter is also some more news.
And I am going to throw this after we finish plugging, but I want people to stick around through the plugs.
Please do.
Stay in the P-zone.
The only way to do that's how you catch them.
You can find us online at AtBastardsPod on the Twits and the Grahams.
You can find our website, behindthebastards.com, but there will be no sources for this episode because it's just one book written by lunatics and their DMs.
And their TMs with each other.
You can find Throw in Bagels at Sara Lee Throwing Bagels, the best bagels to throw.
And TeePublic shirts.
I have a show called It Could Happen Here.
I'm going to throw the cream now.
I'm going to try to get it on top of that.
On top of that.
On top of the poison room.
Oh, you don't think I should arc it?
No, I'm line driving.
Okay, line driving.
All right, I'm going to do it.
Yeah!
It's never coming back!
No, it is stuck on top of the poison room.
Yeah, that just means that it's going to be nice and fresh for us in a year.
That means it'll stay until January of 2020.
It's waiting for us.
It's aging.
The episode's done.
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