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I'm starting a new kind of comedy.
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It's where nobody laughs.
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I didn't plan my birth.
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I didn't plan my death.
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Two people planned my birth.
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I wasn't consulted.
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I might have to consult my death by the way I didn't plan it.
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It's everything in between.
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I effed some of it up.
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So what I do wrong?
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Why?
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And realize it's now or never, baby.
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So I tried Bible roulette.
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Before the sun might set, closed my eyes and opened the eye.
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I couldn't understand a word of it.
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A guy in a chariot, a black guy in Acts, reads the Bible, looks for a man to tell him, and it's done.
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I had such a man, Sausalito, San Francisco, 71. A print man, four spiritual laws, asked me if I know that.
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God has a plan for my life, but you're a sinner.
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You can't know that.
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Jesus Christ bridges the gap.
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Ask him into your heart and you know that.
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I did that.
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Two parts to this story.
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The serious part is very personal.
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The funny part is I'm not telling you.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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I'm not telling you.
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