| Time | Text |
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Serious Part
00:01:39
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| I'm starting a new kind of comedy. | |
| It's where nobody laughs. | |
| I didn't plan my birth. | |
| I didn't plan my death. | |
| Two people planned my birth. | |
| I wasn't consulted. | |
| I might have to consult my death by the way I didn't plan it. | |
| It's everything in between. | |
| I effed some of it up. | |
| So what I do wrong? | |
| Why? | |
| And realize it's now or never, baby. | |
| So I tried Bible roulette. | |
| Before the sun might set, closed my eyes and opened the eye. | |
| I couldn't understand a word of it. | |
| A guy in a chariot, a black guy in Acts, reads the Bible, looks for a man to tell him, and it's done. | |
| I had such a man, Sausalito, San Francisco, 71. A print man, four spiritual laws, asked me if I know that. | |
| God has a plan for my life, but you're a sinner. | |
| You can't know that. | |
| Jesus Christ bridges the gap. | |
| Ask him into your heart and you know that. | |
| I did that. | |
| Two parts to this story. | |
| The serious part is very personal. | |
| The funny part is I'm not telling you. | |
| Ha ha ha ha. | |
| I'm not telling you. | |