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Return to Normal?
00:03:52
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| Everyone wants to return to normal. | |
| Trump says it's about to unfold. | |
| But Zeke the Freak says normal's on hold. | |
| The crisis is not going to go away in a few weeks or after the 30-day plan comes to an end. | |
| Realistically, COVID-19 will be here for the next 18 months or more. | |
| We cannot return to normal until there's a vaccine. | |
| Conferences, concerts, sporting events, religious services, none of that will resume until we find a vaccine. | |
| Okie dokie, we'll wait 18 months and get ready for the pokey. | |
| So, here's a refresher, dear goys. | |
| A bit informal to keep your hopes on boil with a guided tour of normal. | |
| Nostalgia sets in for all you normalizing fans when reminiscing on those pride parades desecrating our streets and besmirching our boulevards. | |
| From Washington, D.C. to San Francisco, back to Manhattan, we saw streets strewn with lewd men and local hacks applauding the odious playpen. | |
| That's Chuckie Schumer savoring chocolate starfish while schmoozing for votes from licentious and shameless folks. | |
| Loony Lizzie is there, too, whooping it up like she escaped from some booby hatch, prancing about in a Boston mintsand strut. | |
| She's a political slut. | |
| She'll spread her legs for votes regardless of the smut. | |
| Capitol Hill will be really swell too. | |
| The flunkies will ditch their constituents by letting the Jews have their ways and means. | |
| It'll be anti-semitism anew. | |
| Jonathan Greenblatt will be there highlighting the catered affair with his demands and victimizing strains. | |
| Eileen Hershinoff will be back on deck with her Yiddish-y grace. | |
| She's the face of Jewish investigations into white supremacy pervading cyberspace. | |
| Aren't you just itching for normal to come quick? | |
| Dershowitz will stick his nose into it, too. | |
| Forget his sleazy massages at Epstein's Sex for Guest habitations. | |
| Dirty undies will give him the slip when Dershowitz revisits Anti-Zionism is Anti-Semitism. | |
| Criticize the genocidal state of Israel, will you? | |
| Thirsch will litigate your arse into eight years behind bars. | |
| Remember transgenderism? | |
| Here's Lizzie applauding a girl who thinks she's a boy after her mom gave her a sex reassignment. | |
| And those discriminatory toilets in ladies' rooms wonderfully open to men will see sex-reassigned Jews leading the trans ban. | |
| It's normalcy under a restroom fan. | |
| Let's get back to it as soon as we can. | |
| We long for those probes that deify hags like RBG. And who can wait for Susan Wyshitzky cluing us in how she makes censorship kosher for Jewy viewers? | |
| We're at war, they say, with Corona. | |
| It's a battle for the soul of America. | |
| We have to level with them. | |
| But Joe, you know, you and I, I've been on your program, you and Mika, early on, before I was even running, talking about we need to restore the soul of America. | |
| We're seeing the soul of America. | |
| Look what's happening. Look at the people risking their lives every day. | |
| My son-in-law telling me that in the operating room, you know, you have nurses wearing garbage bags over them. | |
| It's because they don't have the right, you know, I mean, it's just, these are, this is the soul of America. | |
| The soul of America is in a garbage bag? | |
| By sheer luck, Biden said something quite right. | |