Sept. 8, 2022 - The Benny Show - Benny Johnson
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| Speaker | Time | Text |
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| Nancy Pelosi was so upset about the overturning of Roe v. | ||
| Wade and Putin's war of aggression in Ukraine that she fled America over this last 4th of July weekend and went up on a private beach in Italy. | ||
| And we're going to go out tonight by singeing your retinas with a photograph of that event. | ||
| This is third in line from the presidency on a private beach. | ||
| Close your eyes as you go to sleep tonight and try to get that image out of your head. | ||
| If you can. | ||
| We'll be back tomorrow night, 8 p.m. | ||
| The best night with the ones you love. | ||
| See you then. | ||
| Oh, Jason Chaffetz is in. | ||
| For Sean? | ||
| Is that correct? | ||
| I'm sorry, I'm hearing that. | ||
| Tucker, what are you doing? | ||
| You put up that... | ||
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Would you get every person in the country to turn off their televisions? | |
| You throw that up on the screen? | ||
| I didn't mean it. | ||
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unidentified
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Someday I'm going to have a show before you, and I'm going to do that to you. | |
| We'll see how you feel about that. | ||
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unidentified
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Totally fair. | |
| Totally fair. | ||
| Good luck tonight, Jason. | ||
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unidentified
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Yeah, thanks, Tucker. | |
| Appreciate it. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, Nancy Pelosi is leaving America, according to reports. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Such... | ||
| Glorious news. | ||
| We had to go live and bring it to you. | ||
| In the evening lives, we typically find a fun little piece of news that tickled the fancy during the day, and we bring it to you for your viewing pleasure. | ||
| And now we bring you tidings of the extreme great joy that all of the vodka in Congress will be loaded up onto a broomstick. | ||
| And when Republicans win in November, according to reports from Maria Bartiromo on Fox News, Nancy Pelosi will leave the country. | ||
| She will flee the country. | ||
| She has to ride on a broomstick because her husband is not allowed to drive anymore. | ||
| We think that Paul Pelosi has one of those little devices, right? | ||
| One of those little straws you gotta blow into a straw, right? | ||
| In order to drive your car. | ||
| Paul Pelosi can't get anywhere. | ||
| Nancy has to take the broomstick. | ||
| Nancy can't blow into the straw. | ||
| That ain't gonna work out. | ||
| What's she gonna do? | ||
| She's gonna go to Italy. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| According to reports, Nancy Pelosi is going to wait for Democrats to get their asses kicked in the midterms, and then she's gonna be out of here! | ||
| We're very excited about that. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi is planning on using her leverage with the Biden regime in order to get a plum ambassadorship to Italy. | ||
| As we played there in the cold open, Tucker Carlson making fun of Nancy Pelosi in Italy. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi, you might remember, taking those swimsuit photos on the beach that nobody asked for. | ||
| Again, seared retinas. | ||
| And most importantly, Nancy Pelosi, we're already aware that you represent Silicon Valley. | ||
| You don't gotta show us, okay? | ||
| Nobody was asking for that. | ||
| Baby, swing low. | ||
| So what do we got? | ||
| Here's the breaking news from Maria Barcheromo. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi is leaving the country. | ||
| A great reason to vote red in November. | ||
| Can't think of a better one. | ||
| Go. | ||
| And we begin this morning with my breaking news. | ||
| Sources telling me that President Biden is holding the Italian ambassador job open for Nancy Pelosi, which is one reason he has yet to fill the role since taking office. | ||
| A Pelosi ally and former Wall Street executive wanted the job, but that plan has shifted as it becomes increasingly likely that the Republicans will take the majority in November. | ||
| No word on how a new Senate will react to the Pelosi nomination, but there was mixed reaction to her in this role from the sources I spoke with this week. | ||
| So far, 101 Biden ambassador nominees have been confirmed by the Senate, but Biden has been slow to name ambassadors to several countries, including Italy. | ||
| Presidents typically reserve ambassador posts in the most desirable locations for the people who have helped propel them to the White House, such as political operatives and important donors. | ||
| The ambassador's residence, Villa Taverna, boasts a pool, a private garden and a three-story wine cellar in Rome. | ||
| We reached out to Speaker Pelosi's office for comment, but have not heard back. | ||
|
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Mm-hmm. | |
| Maria Bartiromo saying it has a wine cellar. | ||
| Thus... | ||
| Proving correct, her reporting. | ||
| Maria Bartiromo, proving her reporting right. | ||
| Now, this is very strange. | ||
| Joe Biden has held this ambassadorship open. | ||
| Now, the ambassador to Italy, man, that is a very plum position. | ||
| Now, Nancy Pelosi was... | ||
| The maiden name is like Nancy D 'Angelo or something. | ||
| ALX, can you get her maiden name? | ||
| She's an Italian, right? | ||
| So the ambassadorship to Italy would be a perfect position for her. | ||
| A giant political payoff for destroying this nation with the Biden regime. | ||
| And Nancy Pelosi would have all the wine in the world to drink. | ||
| And, well, let's just say D 'Alessandro. | ||
| Nancy D 'Alessandro. | ||
| Nancy D 'Alessandro. | ||
| That's her. | ||
| Made a name. | ||
| And Nancy Pelosi, who is about as corrupt as you get, her father was the mayor of Baltimore, a total and complete sleazebag. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi has been, like, pretty much born and bred into the political machine. | ||
| She is the worst of the offenders when it comes to, essentially, hierarchy and oligarchy in America. | ||
| And she may be getting a big plum retirement with a... | ||
| Two-story wine cellar in the ambassadorship in Italy. | ||
| She may need it because, as we all know, Nancy Pelosi likes to go out with a little sauce. | ||
| We're sending stuff over to the Senate. | ||
| Well, most of the product that we've done is, except now we may have added in the last air cell, and some of what we added is Senate. | ||
| To the bill. | ||
| Like hearing. | ||
| Bernie doesn't like hearing. | ||
| Excuse me. | ||
| Bernie loves hearing. | ||
| Manchin doesn't want hearing in the bill and all that stuff. | ||
| So somebody sent it oriented and then we had the family medical need. | ||
| We figured if they're putting things in, then we can put something in. | ||
| Even if Manchin doesn't like it. | ||
| So we're getting some... | ||
| Bird and privilege. | ||
| I think mostly we're getting privilege scrub. | ||
| Because privilege struggle is deadly to a bill. | ||
| Bird is important. | ||
| You have to take it out. | ||
| But privilege violation can take you out. | ||
| So we're, again, getting that as we go along as well. | ||
| But when we pass a bill, then they will see it in its aggregate. | ||
|
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What the hell was that? | |
| This is the best that Democrats have to offer? | ||
| This is their Speaker of the House? | ||
| What is wrong with this party? | ||
| AOC's on the cover of GQ. | ||
| That was released today. | ||
| This is the best that these people have? | ||
| What a decrepit party. | ||
| No wonder they have to raid Donald Trump. | ||
| No wonder they have to make up lies about half the country. | ||
| This is the best they got? | ||
| This is their bench? | ||
| Nancy Pelosi trying to keep her dentures inside of her mouth as she's slurring every word, not making any sense. | ||
| And it's even better when you ask Nancy Pelosi about Donald Trump. | ||
| Boy, you really watched the wheels come off here. | ||
|
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Do I ever even mention his name? | |
| Would I even waste my time talking about him? | ||
| What I will say is, and I'll say this and I've said it again and again, Democrats have absolutely no intention of losing the House in November and the Senate, too. | ||
| We are mobilized. | ||
| We are fortified. | ||
| We have great candidates. | ||
| And we have a great... | ||
| Our country is at risk. | ||
| Our democracy is at risk. | ||
| But what we are campaigning on are the kitchen table issues that affect America's working families. | ||
| Yeah, we've all seen your kitchen, Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| Remember Nancy Pelosi during the COVID lockdown, sitting there with all the ice cream in her $30,000 fridge, her $12 bar ice cream, being like, I like ice cream. | ||
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I eat ice cream. | |
| Yeah, I wonder how much the power outages will affect Nancy Pelosi's multiple mansions that are happening right now in California. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi talking trash on Donald Trump. | ||
| Donald Trump hitting right back saying that Nancy Pelosi is absolutely bat bleep crazy. | ||
| It probably doesn't stop because despite the great outside dangers, our biggest threat remains the sick and sinister and very evil people from within our country. | ||
| Schiff and people like crazy Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| She's nuts. | ||
| I'm telling you. | ||
| She's a nut job. | ||
| I mean, you talk about people in politics. | ||
| Look at her husband. | ||
| Every time something happens, he goes out and he buys stuff. | ||
| He's made a lot of money. | ||
| He made $100 million. | ||
| She started off with nothing. | ||
|
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And she does have a big wall around her house, by the way, even though she fought us like crazy in the world. | |
| But she's crazy. | ||
| She's nuts. | ||
| I'm telling you, she's a psycho. | ||
| Never forget. | ||
| Everything this... | ||
| I mean, how can they allow a person to make all that money and the press barely wants to cover it? | ||
| It's called inside trading. | ||
| Insider trading. | ||
| Everything this corrupt establishment is doing to me is all about preserving their power and control over the American people. | ||
| This is exactly, of course, correct. | ||
| Donald Trump there talking at Tampa two months ago here in Tampa, Florida, Student Action Summit, Turning Point USA. | ||
| Donald Trump saying that Nancy Pelosi is a psychopath and that she's committing insider trading. | ||
| Paul Pelosi, of course, agrees with that as he careens over a cliff with a bottle of brandy in one hand and a bottle of schnapps in the other. | ||
| Paul Pelosi waking up in the clink. | ||
| He would want to wake up in the clink after this beating by Ron DeSantis at the very same event. | ||
| Ron DeSantis saying that Nancy Pelosi is a perfect model for why we need... | ||
| He has imposed intolerable burdens on this country, and he is failing the American people every day. | ||
| And who else is up there with him running the show? | ||
| Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi is proof positive that we need something I've advocated for a long time. | ||
| We need term limits for members of Congress. | ||
| Hell yeah, go in Ron and Don. | ||
| So there's Ron DeSantis, Donald Trump, double team of crooked Nancy Pelosi, who, if you're just joining the live... | ||
| According to reports from Maria Bartiromo, she is waiting to see how badly they get their asses kicked in November and then she will be kicking herself out of the country. | ||
| Godspeed. | ||
| Please let it happen. | ||
| Oh, Lord, this is a prayer life. | ||
| Lord, please let it happen. | ||
| Please let Nancy Pelosi leave. | ||
| Don't let her move to Florida. | ||
| There are other reports that Nancy Pelosi may move to Florida. | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| We're not sure. | ||
| But please don't let her come here. | ||
| Let her go to Italy. | ||
| Let her go to some other Soviet socialist country and destroy them. | ||
| We are done. | ||
| 82 years is enough to have Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| She's 82 years old. | ||
| She spent 90 of those years in politics, in office, living off the taxpayer teat, and most importantly, getting mold. | ||
| She's worth hundreds of millions of dollars. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi doesn't make that much money. | ||
| She makes like 100 grand a year. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi makes like 100 grand a year. | ||
| I'm not saying that's nothing. | ||
| But what I'm saying is that that didn't get you a hundred million dollar net worth. | ||
| That math don't add up. | ||
| What's going on? | ||
| Nancy Pelosi, of course, denying this report because to... | ||
| To say that this report is true is to say that you know that you're going to lose in November. | ||
| So Nancy Pelosi, according to the Daily Mail, saying that she hasn't spoken with the White House. | ||
| I'm looking at the article right now. | ||
| She hasn't spoken to the White House and that she doesn't have any interest in this position at the time. | ||
| Well, of course you don't. | ||
| You're currently Speaker of the House. | ||
| You're going to get it handed to you and then you're going to go run off to Italy after you're beaten, after you're bruising in 2022. | ||
| If you ever needed a reason to vote, ladies and gentlemen, This is it. | ||
| So Nancy Pelosi's office saying that this isn't technically true, but of course they just lie to you. | ||
| They lie to you about everything. | ||
| And this is like Joe Biden saying he's not going to run for president in 2024. | ||
| He can't say that right now. | ||
| That would be admitting defeat. | ||
| That would be destroying his agenda and destroying everything. | ||
| Like, he can't run for president again. | ||
| If he said that... | ||
| If he said, I'm not going to run, then that ends his presidency. | ||
| So this is why Nancy Pelosi has to essentially poo-poo this report. | ||
| But of course, this is exactly what she is doing. | ||
| Joe Biden is holding this ambassadorship open for her. | ||
| There has been no ambassador appointed to Italy. | ||
| You can argue whether that's a smart thing or not. | ||
| We're not sure. | ||
| Plenty of Italian stores here. | ||
| My favorite Pizza Hut, along with Jack Posobiec. | ||
| Pizza Hut, baby! | ||
| Bring back the original Pizza Hut. | ||
| We're huge advocates of that. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, if there was somebody who probably needed to be put into a hut... | ||
| Today, in a deserted island, maybe, somewhere far off the American coast, it is Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| But it's also Jill Biden who humiliated her husband today and just roasted him in front of the entire country. | ||
| Furious Jill Biden was there at the unveiling of the portraits for the Obamas. | ||
| We're going to cover that in the morning live. | ||
| But the portraits for the Obamas were unveiled at the White House today. | ||
| And just a cringe fest. | ||
| Just like last time Obama was in the White House. | ||
| Just a total cringe fest. | ||
| A total like own fest of Joe Biden. | ||
| Joe Biden was like sitting there sleeping in the front row. | ||
| And when Joe Biden was introduced, everyone stood up and clapped except for Joe. | ||
| And Jill Biden, who is just such a sea wench, she had to roast Dementia Joe It's extremely... | ||
| Extremely painful clip. | ||
| We kind of feel bad for Joe and like an abused old nursing home kind of like patient guy. | ||
| And we definitely felt bad for him in this clip. | ||
| Watch him get roasted by his own wife in front of a room. | ||
| I mean, this is just... | ||
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Sick. | |
| These people live sick lives. | ||
| They live sick, disgusting lives. | ||
| You don't want to be like these people. | ||
| Everything is fake. | ||
| Their husbands are drunk. | ||
| They live in unhappy marriages. | ||
| Paul Pelosi's blacked out in the ditch somewhere. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi's on a broomstick in Taiwan starting a nuclear war. | ||
| And Jill Biden is roasting her dementia patient husband inside of the White House in front of the world to see. | ||
| This is what women empowerment looks like. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Joe, honestly, everybody stood but Joe. | ||
| Joe. | ||
| Thank you, Michelle, for a friendship I treasure. | ||
| 14 years ago, 14 years ago, Michelle, on a cold night in November, A sea of people gathered in Grant Park to be a part of history. | ||
| *laughs* | ||
| I don't want to live in... | ||
| I'm like Nancy Pelosi. | ||
| I don't want to live in this country anymore. | ||
| I do want to live in this country. | ||
| I want to save this country. | ||
| I want to save it! | ||
| But we've got to save it from these awful, cringe people. | ||
| How is this so hard? | ||
| I swear, if Republicans don't win 100 seats, I'm going to be so furious because it's like, these people are so beatable. | ||
| It's so easy. | ||
| They're so cringe. | ||
| Michelle Obama hopped up there and was like, hey, look, it's the second gentleman. | ||
| Look, it's Doug Durfurt. | ||
| I like second gentlemen. | ||
|
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Thank you so much. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| And, of course, to Vice President Harris and I love to say this second gentleman, I'm off. | ||
| Let's say it again. | ||
| Second gentleman, you're doing a great job. | ||
| Can we be done? | ||
| Can we like be just be done? | ||
| This charade, this cringe fest at the White House, this like these platitudes is virtue signaling. | ||
| These people have no virtue. | ||
| These people don't care about actual achievement, which would be like lowering the gas prices or the food prices in this country, closing the border, stopping wars from ever starting, saving the lives of military members in Afghanistan. | ||
| They don't care about actual achievements. | ||
| They care about the fact that Doug Emhoff is the second gentleman. | ||
|
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Good job, Doug. | |
| Second gentleman. | ||
| They care about, like... | ||
| Roasting their husbands because feminism. | ||
| Jill Biden spent her entire life. | ||
| Jill Biden was the babysitter. | ||
| She was Joe Biden's babysitter. | ||
| You don't want to know how that got started. | ||
| Go ahead and look it up. | ||
| She was the babysitter, man. | ||
| Jill Biden's sitting there. | ||
| She's always loathed Joe. | ||
| She's roasting Joe Biden. | ||
| She's making fun of him. | ||
| She's insulting him. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi does the same thing to her husband, Paul. | ||
| Drives him to do pills and drink. | ||
| In the middle of the night, drive his car off the road. | ||
| These people, they live disgusting lives. | ||
| They are not happy people. | ||
| You don't want to emulate these people. | ||
| They live unhappy, miserable lives because they have a hole in their chest because they don't believe in God. | ||
| They are a godless, atheistic lot, and they are a sick bunch. | ||
| I mean, truly, all of them. | ||
| It was a disgusting display, and it is really, it's up to us. | ||
| It's our fault! | ||
| If we don't win 100 seats in November. | ||
| So we gotta go in. | ||
| Nancy Pelosi's already planning on leaving. | ||
| Dr. Fauci's planning on leaving. | ||
| The FBI is going through and firing people. | ||
| They're planning on Republicans getting in. | ||
| It's our fault if we don't get in. | ||
| So we gotta do it. | ||
| And, by the way, we can do it by winning over the groups of people who came to this country to actually live a great life, like Hispanics. | ||
| It's pretty easy. | ||
| You reach out to a Hispanic, Christian Hispanic, you're like, hey, we believe in two genders and we don't want to take all your money. | ||
| And also, we think that Christianity is awesome. | ||
| And we're okay with a traditional family structure. | ||
| We don't want some freak, green-haired teacher to indoctrinate your children. | ||
| It's a pretty simple thing. | ||
| We want safety in your streets. | ||
| Oh, you're from Guatemala? | ||
| You don't like armed gangs going through and killing at will? | ||
| We don't either. | ||
| And we're going to stop that from happening. | ||
| This is pretty simple stuff to appeal to Hispanics. | ||
| How are Democrats appealing to Hispanics? | ||
| Like this. | ||
|
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But we can't get those things on our own. | |
| Raul helped build this organization with the understanding that the diversity of this community, as distinct as the Bogotá's of the Bronx, As beautiful as the blossoms of Miami and as unique as the breakfast tacos here in San Antonio is your strength. | ||
| Okay, so Jill Biden, Republicans can just like appeal to Latinos by... | ||
| Just doing sort of the basic Republican stuff. | ||
| Jill Biden calls them tacos. | ||
| Burritos. | ||
| Chalupas. | ||
| And, you know, when Nancy Pelosi goes to Italy, she'll probably call them all meatballs. | ||
| And, you know, Parmigiano Reggiano! | ||
| Good job, Nancy. | ||
| It'll be amazing. | ||
| Our job is done for us. | ||
| Now we just have to finish the job. | ||
| 60 days out. | ||
| We are ready to go. | ||
| 60 days out from midterm election. | ||
| We can save the country. | ||
| Ted Cruz knows what time it is. | ||
| That's why Ted Cruz had this to say about Jill Biden calling him a taco. | ||
| The Biden White House has time to write speeches at something called a Latinx conference. | ||
| I don't know what that is. | ||
| Where they very kindly called Latinos tacos. | ||
| Well, Marco and I both appreciate being called tacos. | ||
| Think you remember about that speech? | ||
| That wasn't a gaffe. | ||
| That wasn't Joe Biden going off script. | ||
| Some White House operative sat down and typed into the teleprompter, this is a good idea to call Hispanics a bunch of tacos. | ||
| We like that version of Ted Cruz. | ||
| We like Ted Cruz on the attack. | ||
| He's very, very good. | ||
| He's argued before the Supreme Court. | ||
| He went to Harvard. | ||
| He's a lawyer. | ||
| We like that version of Ted Cruz. | ||
| Ted Cruz is absolutely the best when he's on the offense. | ||
| Keep on the offense. | ||
| In this live, of course, we've shown you the news and the non-news of Nancy Pelosi wanting to flee the country if, indeed, Republicans win in 2022. | ||
| An incredible reason to vote. | ||
| And we showed you little snippets of the Obama portraiture unveiling at the White House. | ||
| We will cover it in full in the morning at 11 a.m. Eastern Standard Time on our morning live. | ||
| In the evening lives, we just sort of sit back, look at the news, and kind of just jaw off at... | ||
| What we thought was interesting today. | ||
| And it gave us a good opportunity to pull some of our favorite anti-Nancy and anti-Jill Biden clips. | ||
| We hope you had a beautiful evening as well. | ||
| We hope you were eating delicious tacos. | ||
| Not people tacos. | ||
| Delicious taco tacos. | ||
| I, for one, had a steak tonight. | ||
| For dinner, and I cooked it for my family, and it was awesome. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, it'll be awesome to see you online tomorrow. | ||
| My name is Benny Johnson. |
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