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Super Crush Battle Royal
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| - Listen, we get the Battle Royals, sandwiched Massachusetts, March 31st. | |
| Let me tell you something, I got the tag champs. | |
| And if you're over 280 pounds, let me tell you something, you're going down. | |
| Because you know what? | |
| I got Mr. | |
| T.A., I got Bionic Don Badani, and I got a surprise. | |
| I've got Big Rick Fuller! | |
| And I got a surprise for someone. | |
| March 31st, Sandwich, Massachusetts. | |
| Be there! | |
| So they say. | |
| The bigger they are, the harder they fall. | |
| And I love to hurt people. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| Super Crush, the 31st of March. | |
| You think you can take me? | |
| What's that, Chainsaw? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Me and Chainsaw, we're going to run through everybody. | |
| If it comes down to us, well, you know what they say. | |
| March 31st, 50%! | |
| 50%! | |
| You're gonna win $2,500 for the man right here. | |
| I can't wait to see it. | |
| Super Crush Battle Royal. | |
| No way anybody's stopping you. | |
| You're an unstoppable machine. | |
| I'm watching your back. | |
| You can watch my back. | |
| We're gonna win this thing. | |
| What do you say? | |
| Don't worry. | |
| March 31st! | |
| Woo! | |
| Super Crush Battle Royal, Super Crush Battle Royal Super Crush Battle Royal I can only guarantee you one thing That I will lay every single corpse out In front of all of you people So you understand who the true big man in professional wrestling is I don't care who I have to break I don't care whose brains I have to push out of their eyeballs | |
| I am gonna destroy everybody and anything So everybody... | |
| Overview, come on in. | |
| Super Crush Battle Royal. | |
| It's time for the beast to be unleashed! | |
| Super Crush Battle Royal. | |
| We're not all here today. | |
| The Kenwood Club's one shy anyway. | |
| Kahuku's in Hawaii. | |
| He's crushing coconuts. | |
| He's in sumo tournaments. | |
| He's getting ready. | |
| And my boys here? | |
| They haven't eaten in three weeks. | |
| And you know something? | |
| They're not going to eat until Super Crush. | |
| And that's only if they win! | |
| Look at this man's face. | |
| One of the most underrated super heavyweights in New England. | |
| This man can take it all home for me. | |
| He's not alone. | |
| I got Wolfie. | |
| I got Kahuku. | |
| I got deadly men. | |
| And you know something? | |
| Moose Lodge Hustlers, you're our targets first. | |
| You're the first ones out of the ring. | |
| We're taking over. | |
| It starts now. | |
| It's here! | |
| Get ready at Super Crush. | |