Dan Bidondi Show - Bionic Dan Bidondi NWW Supercrush Promo Aired: 2008-06-05 Duration: 02:59 === Super Crush Battle Royal (02:59) === [00:00:00] - Listen, we get the Battle Royals, sandwiched Massachusetts, March 31st. [00:00:16] Let me tell you something, I got the tag champs. [00:00:18] And if you're over 280 pounds, let me tell you something, you're going down. [00:00:22] Because you know what? [00:00:23] I got Mr. [00:00:24] T.A., I got Bionic Don Badani, and I got a surprise. [00:00:28] I've got Big Rick Fuller! [00:00:32] And I got a surprise for someone. [00:00:33] March 31st, Sandwich, Massachusetts. [00:00:37] Be there! [00:00:42] So they say. [00:00:42] The bigger they are, the harder they fall. [00:00:47] And I love to hurt people. [00:00:49] Let me tell you something. [00:00:51] Super Crush, the 31st of March. [00:00:54] You think you can take me? [00:00:56] What's that, Chainsaw? [00:00:57] Yeah. [00:00:58] Me and Chainsaw, we're going to run through everybody. [00:01:01] If it comes down to us, well, you know what they say. [00:01:04] March 31st, 50%! [00:01:16] 50%! [00:01:16] You're gonna win $2,500 for the man right here. [00:01:19] I can't wait to see it. [00:01:20] Super Crush Battle Royal. [00:01:21] No way anybody's stopping you. [00:01:23] You're an unstoppable machine. [00:01:24] I'm watching your back. [00:01:26] You can watch my back. [00:01:27] We're gonna win this thing. [00:01:28] What do you say? [00:01:29] Don't worry. [00:01:30] March 31st! [00:01:31] Woo! [00:01:32] Super Crush Battle Royal, Super Crush Battle Royal Super Crush Battle Royal I can only guarantee you one thing That I will lay every single corpse out In front of all of you people So you understand who the true big man in professional wrestling is I don't care who I have to break I don't care whose brains I have to push out of their eyeballs [00:01:58] I am gonna destroy everybody and anything So everybody... [00:02:04] Overview, come on in. [00:02:06] Super Crush Battle Royal. [00:02:08] It's time for the beast to be unleashed! [00:02:11] Super Crush Battle Royal. [00:02:21] We're not all here today. [00:02:22] The Kenwood Club's one shy anyway. [00:02:24] Kahuku's in Hawaii. [00:02:25] He's crushing coconuts. [00:02:27] He's in sumo tournaments. [00:02:28] He's getting ready. [00:02:29] And my boys here? [00:02:30] They haven't eaten in three weeks. [00:02:31] And you know something? [00:02:32] They're not going to eat until Super Crush. [00:02:34] And that's only if they win! [00:02:37] Look at this man's face. [00:02:38] One of the most underrated super heavyweights in New England. [00:02:41] This man can take it all home for me. [00:02:43] He's not alone. [00:02:44] I got Wolfie. [00:02:45] I got Kahuku. [00:02:46] I got deadly men. [00:02:48] And you know something? [00:02:49] Moose Lodge Hustlers, you're our targets first. [00:02:52] You're the first ones out of the ring. [00:02:53] We're taking over. [00:02:55] It starts now. [00:02:56] It's here! [00:02:57] Get ready at Super Crush.