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Nov. 28, 2000 - Bill Cooper
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Pregnant Notes
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I am a killer!
The Illuminati want you to be a slave. Convert!
Found a pregnant Chad.
The bankers on the Federal Reserve is privates.
They own us.
It's neither Federal nor Reserve.
The cash is made by fiat money money stuff you call dollars.
For two days.
They lend it back to us at full pace.
Oh, gotta start over.
Found a pregnant Chad.
Can't, you know, gotta recount here.
Gotta do it again, bub.
I'm glad you could make it.
Oops, we skipped a beat, folks, and every beat must be counted.
I mean, we just, we can't let it go like this.
There's a hanging arpeggio in there.
And, you know, got to do it again.
No, unsatisfactory. There's a hanging arpeggio in there and, you know, got to do it again.
Just got to, got to do it again.
I guess it's making sense. Make sense. We knew we were having a party.
You know, if we get through this, folks, we've got to have an automatic replay since there's
always already been a challenge to the veracity of the CD player.
And, of course, we'll have to do a re-CD play.
I'm sorry, but that's the way it goes.
They do.
You know, we may have a broadcast one of these days.
I don't know when it's going to be because, you know, we've got to take care of these discrepancies.
And every note must be counted.
every single vote.
I'm going to be a slave from birth to grave.
The bank you own the Federal Reserve is private.
They own it.
It's neither Federal nor Reserve.
The cash is made that be a funny money stuff you call dollars for two, here you go.
They lend it back to us at full base value.
Then charge you interest, you get the deck.
They get the interest.
They get the gold.
You get the job done.
People, you, you, you, you, people, you get the job.
Oops, sorry.
Folks, we had some ballot discrepancies there.
Some of those notes were counted 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, you know, 7 times.
I think there must be some Democrats in this CD player here.
Oh Well, we'll see if we can get through this, folks.
Maybe one of these days we'll have an episode of The Hour of the Time.
I'm not quite sure when that will be.
you know, after this is all over, we have to have, you know, this CD certified.
And once it's certified, then, you know, then somebody can, you know, it might be contested.
Who knows?
And, you know, after this is all over, we have to have, you know, this CD certified.
And once it's certified, then somebody can, you know, then somebody can have this CD certified.
We have to count the absentee notes.
That is, the notes that were included in the original composition, but didn't quite make it to the final cut.
The Illuminati want you to be a slave.
Convert or degrade.
The Bankster's on the Federal Reserve.
It's private.
They own it.
...Why do the hell we even need these papers?
It's neither federal nor foreign reserve.
The cashes make that ... made that ... made that ...
The cashes made ... made that ... made ...
The cashes make ... money my ass up you call dollars.
Sorry folks, but we had a whole lot of notes that were rough...
certainly just recounted several different times, and so we've got to go back and start
over.
Uh, that's all I can do, you know, it's, that's, that's the rule, you know?
Every note has to be counted.
And it can only be counted once.
Aaaaaaaah!
Grrrr!
Now you can make it!
Hehehehehehe!
Well done, you did it!
We're all a part of it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Never in human history has so few taken so much from so many,
as America's Illuminati and their warlords of Wall Street and Washington.
In just 8 years, a movie stars the international government gangsters
If we can get...
through these next eight bars, I will accept whatever notes have been counted by that time.
I promise, no matter the outcome, once these next, I guess it's six bars now, are counted,
I will accept whatever notes have been counted as the final note count.
I promise.
The Illuminati want you to get slaved from birth to grave.
The bank you own the Federal Reserve is private.
They own it.
It's neither Federal nor Reserve.
Well, that's it.
That's eight bars.
Well, that's it.
That's eight bars.
Well, you cannot do that because every note was not counted and we must recount.
We must go back and recount every note because we must make sure that every note is counted.
But you said after these eight bars, you know, whatever notes were counted in those eight bars, you would accept it.
But, you know, you didn't hear a few notes that apparently were not counted in that selection, and we have to count every vote.
So, we have to go back, or I'm going to take it to the... I'm going to take it to the Supreme
Musician.
I'm going to take it to the Supreme Musician.
I'm going to take it to the Supreme Musician.
Oh Uh, I'm sorry, that's a vote.
I mean a note.
You gotta vote for the note.
Ah, we skipped two half notes and a quarter bar there.
I mean, I mean, I mean a note. You gotta vote for the note.
We skipped two half notes and a quarter bar there. And I think that should have been...
Well, they're telling me it should have been in the key of G. And they're telling me it
telling me it is, you know, I think that's exactly what it is.
But it's being contested now, and there's people in here that, you know, they're raising a ruckus about this Key of G business.
So, we're going back and we're going to try it again.
In just eight years, these banksters and international government gangsters took us from the greatest predator nation to the largest segregation on earth.
Well, folks, we should have had a broadcast by now, but apparently, you know, the note board... I mean, Al Gore.
Nope, actually, it's the note board.
Nope, it's Al Gore.
I don't know who the hell it is, but he's insisting upon a recount of all the notes.
And until we get a complete recount of all the notes, then, you know, we can't go on and have a broadcast.
So, you know, If you're looking for something to listen to, I suggest you go to another country because we may never have a broadcast in this one.
The Illuminati wants you to be a slave from birth to grave.
The bank is on the Federal Reserve, it's private.
They own it.
It's neither Federal nor Reserve.
It's neither Federal nor Reserve.
Private.
They own it.
It's neither Federal nor Reserve.
Some Democrats snuck into the note count room.
Darn, I wish the keys... somebody lock the door.
Will you please LOCK THE DOOR?
Glad you could make it.
Ladies and Ladies, Ladies and Ladies, we knew we were in for it.
Never in women's history has so few been taken so much from so many.
That's America's Illuminati and their warlords of Wall Street and Washington.
In just eight years, these gangsters and international government gangsters took us from the greatest predator nation to the largest debtor nation on earth.
Our standard of living has dropped like a rock for four out of every five Americans.
They've foreclosed on our homes, our farms, our factories.
They've extorted your jobs and surrendered our arms.
They was in love.
Yeah, well, I hate to tell you this, but somebody just came in and they found 14 words from
the lyrics in the trunk of a Democrat car outside the studios.
And, uh, hate to tell you this, but we gotta start the count all over again because these,
uh, these, uh, words for the lyrics weren't counted.
So, uh, I'm gonna start the count all over again because these, uh, these, uh, words for the lyrics weren't counted.
So, uh, I'm gonna start the count all over again because these, uh, these, uh, words for the lyrics weren't counted.
Never in human history has so few been taken so much from so many as America's Illuminati and their warlords of Wall Street and Washington.
In just 80 years, these gangsters and international government gangsters took it from the greatest predator nation to the largest detonation on Earth.
Our standard of living has dropped like a rock for four out of every five Americans.
They have foreclosed on our homes, our farms, our factories.
They've exploited your jobs and surrendered our arms.
They want a new world order.
I'm a new world order.
Well, we gotta go back to that one bar, folks.
Note 4 has just, uh, uh, got a, uh, got an order from the Musician's Union to recount that one bar.
Just that one bar.
We gotta go back and recount that one bar, so hold on, hold on, we gotta, we gotta obey, uh, we gotta obey the orders of the Musician's Union.
Is that the bar?
Nope, that's not the bar.
Oh, we dropped a note.
Okay, did you guys hear that?
Any challenges?
Oh, you got one challenge?
Okay, gotta go back.
the banks use on the Federal Reserve, it's private. They own it. It's not a Federal Law
Reserve. The cash is made that way by the stock exchange.
Dollars for two. Just make that deal. The banks use on the Federal Reserve, it's private.
They own it. It's not a Federal Law Reserve. The cash is made that way by the stock exchange.
Dollars for two. Just make that deal. The banks use on the Federal Reserve, it's private.
Is there a hole?
No?
A dimple?
Well, you know, we're not on any orders to count dimples.
We're supposed to count notes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Go back to court then!
Go on!
Go get your order to count the dimples!
We're not on any orders to count dimples. We're supposed to count notes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Go back to court, then. Go on! Go get your order to count the dimples.
We're counting notes, man!
Until you get an order from the musician, we're gonna count notes. We ain't counting no good.
We ain't counting no dimples!
I just want to go home.
I've been here counting notes forever.
I'm getting sick of this.
What's that?
You got a court order to count the dimples?
Oh, no!
Sorry, folks.
We've got to go back and count the dimples.
Count the dimples, you know, on the music paper that might have been notes, but maybe weren't.
You know, maybe the composer meant for them to be notes, but nobody's sure.
But there's been a challenge, and they went to court and said, we've got to go back and count the dimples on the music paper because there's just a possibility the composer meant to put a note there.
So here we go.
You know, be patient.
We may have a broadcast, you know.
We gotta get this done by December the 12th, you know.
Here we go.
going back to count the dimples.
Four out of every five Americans on Earth lead bangsters in just the rules of the committee.
As so few, never in human history...
Okay, you guys ready?
Are y'all watching?
Got the music paper in your hands?
Remember, the camera is on you.
Watching you.
Watching your every move.
I saw three cats hit the floor.
I saw three cats hit the floor.
Three chads hit the floor.
Pick them up.
Find the ballot.
Put them back.
We're going back.
count these notes all over again.
What I want to know is what are we going to do if a pregnant cat gives birth
right in the middle of this process?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Then we have to go back and recount all over again because
there's a new baby Chad?
Or Gerald.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Never in human history has so few taken so much from so many as America's Illuminati
and their warlords of Wall Street and Washington.
In just eight years these bangsters and international government gangsters took us from the greatest predator
nation to the largest veteran nation on earth.
Our standard of living has dropped like a rock for four out of every five Americans.
They've foreclosed on our homes, our farms, our factories.
They've exploited your jobs and surrendered our arms.
They want it more A new world order
A new world order A new world order
I'm a black witch I'm a toad
I am your judge The Illuminati want you to get swayed
From birth to grave The banksters own the Federal Reserve
It's private, they own it It's not a federal norm
Well, he claims, I mean, you know, he's out of garden.
We got to skip ahead in the count now because the Texas push, you know, the hit rush.
Well, he claims, I mean, you know, he's out of court.
They said we've already counted these notes 50 times.
So we got to jump ahead here because we can't count them again because we're going to get in trouble.
So we're gonna jump ahead here a little bit, because this, you know, the effective hit push, you know, that's really on top of the music thing, thinks we ought to be at the top of the charts already, even though everybody hasn't heard the whole damn tune.
We gotta jump ahead.
So, here we go, we're jumping ahead.
He doesn't want us to count these votes again.
I mean, these notes.
Man, I gotta tell ya.
This is absolutely the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
I don't know where we're at now, but here we go!
it's up in the air. Oh no, don't tell me Novor is in the studio.
Hey, Notepad, please get out of the studio.
We're counting this thing, you know.
We're counting every note we can find.
We counted some of them, you know, 20, 40 times, I guess.
What do you want?
What?
You want them to count us 426 times?
Hey, hey, somebody get a note board out of the studio.
And get this Texas hit push out of here, too.
You know?
We can't get to the top of the... We can't push this to number one unless we know how many notes are in it.
I mean, that's just the way it goes.
it goes. I don't like this music.
I don't like this music.
and surrendered our arms, they was in the war.
A New World Order!
Rats, stop fighting!
I'm a judge!
The Illuminati wants you to be a slave here, from birth to grave.
The bank is on the federal...
Of all the precincts of all the world, he had to come into mine.
Play it again, Sam.
Glad you could make it.
Hey, you knew it, bro.
I'm a slave.
That's one nody wody for no poor.
That's two nody wody for no poor.
What's that you say?
You have a notey-wotey?
Let me see that note.
Let me see that.
Nope.
Disallowed.
Disallowed.
or a little extra hip push.
Let me see that note.
Let me see that note.
No, disallowed.
Disallowed.
I can't see any sunshine through that dimple.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
Let me, let me, let me see this.
Oh, look at this.
There's a hanging chair.
Uh, let me just flick it off.
Ah, it's gone.
Oh, this, this is a note.
This is a note for the note board.
Yes it is.
Oh, look at this.
Plus there's a hanging can.
Uh, let me just flick it off.
Ah, it's gone.
Oh, this, this is a note.
This is a note for the note board.
Yes, it is.
That's three notey-woteys for the note board.
Four.
That's four notey-woteys for the notepad.
That's five notey-woteys for the notepad.
The notepad's gonna win this one.
No matter what it takes.
I'm gonna make sure of that.
for the no poor. No poor is going to win this one. No matter what it takes, I'm going to
make sure of that. I'm going to hear from the folks. No poor is going to win. Don't
tell anybody.
Well I just want to make sure that every note is counted.
I'm going to make sure that every note is counted.
Yeah.
And when this count is done, I promise I will abide by whatever... I'm glad you didn't make it.
Thank you for the movie.
Welcome to the new world of Tarkov.
Welcome to the new world of Tarkov.
In just eight years, these bangsters and international government gangsters took it from the greatest predator nation to the largest detonation on Earth.
Our standard of living has dropped like a rock for four out of every five Americans.
They've foreclosed on our homes, our farms, our factories.
They've exploited your jobs and surrendered our arms.
They want a new world order.
The Illuminati wants you to be a slave from birth to grave.
Count them!
Count them notes, boy!
Count them notes!
Where you going?
Get back here!
What you mean?
Can't you find a note tag to put you down?
Money money stuff you don't know it's what you think it's pretty. No, yeah, get back in back to us. What you mean?
Find no chance to push it. I tell you what this woman get over here. I show you how to put your dad down
Yeah!
Yeah!
Watch this!
Now you look in here.
See on this sheet of music right here?
You see that note right there?
There's no chords.
That's the one you've got to find.
Yeah.
No matter how long it takes, no matter how often we gotta recount these votes, no matter what we gotta do, we gonna win this election.
Somehow.
No, you can't have nothing to eat.
You can't go no place you can't see.
We are notes for kids.
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh.
Matthew E. Dechapia Levinacci 1984
I play!
I vote!
I'm the judge!
I'm the judge!
Say yes to that I am the law
I am the law I am the law
There's the FR controls the CIA the FBI the ATF and the FBI They don't give a damn about the POW and the MIA.
Hillary, Hillary, Hitler, Marx, and Mao.
They want to move the world order.
They want it all.
They want it now.
Let's skip the court arrest.
You know the commissioner said we gotta start again folks.
I'm sick of it!
This is not my fault.
This is not my fault.
Oh my gosh.
I'm doing my best.
I'm doing my best to keep them straight and they won't listen to me.
They keep shooting spitwads at me.
I pick up the spitwads and there's just a whole bunch of tans all wadded up.
This is wet.
Somebody spit all over them and shot them at me.
The year in human history has so few but taken so much from so many as America's Illuminati and their warlords of Wall Street and Washington.
In just 80 years, these gangsters and international government gangsters took it from the greatest predator nation to the largest debtor nation on earth.
Our standard of living has dropped like a lot for four out of every five Americans.
Ring, ring.
Ring, ring.
Hello there.
Is this chair?
Yeah, baby.
I've got a new chair.
Come on over, baby.
of your job. Is this chair? Yeah baby. I got a new chair.
Come on over baby. You'll love it.
I'm a judge. The Illuminati wants you to be a slave from birth to grave. The banks you
The banks use all the Federal Reserve, it's private. They own it. It's neither Federal nor Reserve. The cashiers make
own the Federal Reserve, it's private. They own it. It's neither Federal nor Reserve.
The cashiers make that fiat money money stuff you call dollars for two pennies. They lend
that fiat money money stuff you call dollars for two pennies.
They lend it back to us at full face value. Then charge you interest, you get the thing.
it back to us at full face value. Then charge you interest, you get the same. Well I think
Well, I think it's all about the procedure and the law. I think we need to escalate this. We're going to have a
transition period. We're going to take this tune from number 237.5 all the way up to number 1.
I have set a transition team to make sure that that is set in place right now. Even though the record companies and
radio stations won't play the record and won't give us any money, we've got a team of commandos that are going to put
us right up there in that number 1 slot.
Stay tuned.
Bearly.
Billy?
Yes, Chad?
Billy?
Billy?
Yes, Chad?
Billy?
Billy, I've got something to tell you.
Yes, Chad?
Billy, I'm pregnant.
This is a picture of a girl who's been stuck in a wheelhouse And she's been stuck in a wheelhouse
And she's been stuck in a wheelhouse And she's been stuck in a wheelhouse
And she's been stuck in a wheelhouse And she's been stuck in a wheelhouse
And she's been stuck in a wheelhouse You know we're note hoarders getting all these new notes.
It's from the...
And I got to tell you, if this continues, every pregnant Chad on that whole musical floor is going to get burned.
And no floor is going to win.
But don't listen to me, folks.
And I gotta tell you, if this continues, every freaking chat on that whole musical floor
is gonna get burned.
And no four is gonna win.
Heh heh heh.
Heh heh heh.
But don't listen to me, folks.
You know, just stick around.
When is it supposed to be the hour of the curse?
Well, you know, we're trying to get there, we just gotta get through this note count!
If we get through this note count, we might have an hour's of time!
Till then we got so many hours and so much time I just don't know what's going on man
and we all spend it all counting the notes You want to order?
You want to order?
You want to order?
I'm a great rich, I'm a poor, I'm a gooder Yeah me and Nani want you to be a slave, we got you in the
way Yeah, we'll leave everybody's things so we can go the whole
county.
Well, we gotta count all these notes, man.
Yeah, sooner or later.
We gotta feel the broadcast here.
I mean, the whole world is waiting for this broadcast.
Hour over time.
Well, it don't matter, you know, until we count all these notes.
There ain't no broadcast.
We don't know who it is.
It could be anybody's.
Well, what the hell, you know, what's the outcome all of a sudden?
Well, we're voting on, you know, studio managers.
Those studio managers are going to pick who's going to do the broadcast.
That's what it's all about, man.
Don't you know that?
Get that thing out of your mouth, boy.
What are you doing smoking that funny weed in the middle of a no cap?
Hey, man, don't tell me we ain't votin' on money.
We votin' on an hour of the time, you guy dude that's gonna vote on who's gonna do that show.
Ain't that true?
Well, it may be true, but, you know, we run out of time, you know?
Time, I don't know.
You know, if we don't have this done by twelve minutes, it's gonna be hours.
all over you. Our votes ain't gonna count, they ain't gonna be in the lower of the time.
for a quick Kaamelott Rap Commercial, this is Varsity Grappler signing off.
The CFR controls the CIA, the FBI, the ACF and the FDA.
They don't give a damn about the POWs and the MIA.
Hillary, Hillary, Hitler, Marx and Mao.
Yeah, we got a new slide, folks.
We got a new slide.
Texas hit-pushers, uh, you know, number two guy, uh, just, uh, slipped his metronome and it stopped ticking.
And so they took him to the music store to have it repaired.
He should be fine.
You know, they're saying that there's nothing really wrong.
You know, none of the gears are slipped and the spring's not busted.
So, you know, stay tuned.
We'll let you know what's going on.
They want you under their thumb.
Under their control.
Blade was his call.
I knew you were an order.
I knew you were an order.
I knew you were... I knew you were an order.
Somebody counted... Somebody counted them... Somebody counted... Somebody counted notes three, four times again.
I told you to... Who put them in the wrong file?
Somebody put him in the wrong... I know it's you!
What's your name?
Notepawz!
What's Notepawz doing in here?
Notepawz!
He's not supposed to be in here when we're counting the notes!
Get that Notepawz out of here, man!
Darn!
Well...
Next thing you know...
Next thing you know your female Castro will be eatin' a chicken!
Ahahaha!
Never in human history has so few taken so much from so many
As America's Illuminati and the warlords of Wall Street and Washington
In just eight years, these claimsters and international government gangsters
Took us from the greatest predator nation to the largest desert nation on Earth
Our standards of living have dropped like a rock for four out of every five Americans
Therefore...
WAH-HUH! WHAT THE FU...
Welcome!
Welcome to Foul Ball!
I'm here to tell you what's going on with this election!
And you better listen to me, because nobody else can talk!
Anyway, I've got a guest here.
It's the guy that's supervising the downtown!
Well, thank you.
Thank you, Chris Matthews.
Don't talk!
You're not allowed to talk during my FOBO program!
I'll tell you when!
You know, that's all there is to it!
That's it!
I'm off!
I'm going skating with the next guest, who's a pretty girl, but I like to hit him all the time!
Why?
The bank just owned the Federal Reserve, it's private.
They own us.
It's neither Federal nor Reserve.
The bank just made that damn money money money, and now you've got it too.
They want to back trust a Federal bank.
They charge you interest, do you believe it?
They do not interest.
They charge you interest, do you believe it?
I got it.
I gotta quit.
Andrew, I'm 98 years old and I've been counting these ballots for the last 500 hours and I just quit.
I'm leaving and I'm taking my vote tally with me and I ain't telling you what the numbers are.
I can't do this anymore.
I'm too old at 98 and I'm leaving.
Bye!
big idea. This is a big idea. A new world order. Oh, we had to start the vote count all over, the note count all over,
folks, because somebody came up with a big idea.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Glad you could make it.
I'm glad you could make it.
Glad you knew the world should be part of it.
I'm glad you could make it.
In just eight years, these gangsters and international government gangsters have gone from the greatest predator nation to the largest detonation on Earth.
Our standard of living has dropped like a rock for four out of every five Americans.
They've foreclosed on our homes, our farms, our factories.
They've extorted your job and surrendered our arms.
They want it more!
Just got an order from the Supreme Court.
We have to do an ear count, folks.
So hang on.
Here we go.
I don't know.
That false start.
I don't know how long this ear count is going to last, but we've got to go.
We've got a deadline to meet.
There we go.
This is the first ear count.
Let me see now.
I'm glad you didn't hurt yourself.
I'm glad you didn't hurt yourself.
You knew you were going to be in trouble.
Let me see now, that's one hairy dairy.
Oh, that's two hairy dairies.
Oh, that's three hairy dairies.
Hey, what are you doing?
I'm counting the ears of all the people in here.
We're counting the notes because we're supposed to do an ear count.
Uh, excuse me.
Would you follow me?
Come over here.
Sit down right there.
Sit down.
Put your hands in your lap.
Come on, sit down right there.
Sit down.
Put your hands in the air.
Close your eyes.
And SHUT UP!
They've exploded your job and surrendered our arms.
They was in order.
Hey!
A new world order.
Hey!
A new world order.
Hey!
A new world order.
Hey!
A new world order.
up deadline deadline we hit the deadline we can't sorry but we can't go any
farther because we hit the deadline and we were told we can't count the notes
past this deadline so we're going to take a public poll and find out what the
public thinks about all of this five two zero three three three four five seven
eight remember your poll counts now and we're going to put them here and that's
going to be one of the weapons in the popularity contest to try to get vote
whore or our Texas hit rush elected so you're you've got a chance to put your
output or your input or your side put or you whatever put you want to put right
now five two zero three three three four five seven eight is the number
So, come and put your, whatever it is, into the poll, and let's count, let's count, let's count, let's count, let's, let's get the will of the sheeple!
Ha ha!
The will of the people.
Let's, you know, because that's what really counts.
We've got to make sure that every vote counts, and every will counts, and every people counts, and every sheeple counts.
And that's what this is really all about.
So, 520-333-4578 is the number.
We want to hear from you right, right, right now.
Good evening, you're on the air.
Good evening, Mr. Cooper.
This is Ed from Connecticut.
I have a suspicion that they want to wait long enough So that maybe some of them pregnant chads can be delivered of baby gores.
Yeah, you think so, huh?
Ah, yeah.
Well, you know, if they get enough pregnant chads and they wait long enough and that incubation period transpires, you know, shows up, expires, goes overboard, and, you know, eliminates, then there's gonna definitely be some baby chads born and they're gonna have no core written right across their forehead.
Right.
How about that?
The mark of the beast.
Well, what do you think about all this?
I mean, you know, do you think we ought to keep counting notes?
Nope.
Nope?
Well, what is your basis for this?
I mean, all the notes haven't been counted.
I mean, that's obvious.
Noteboards yelling up and down and screaming and hollering.
And we never did get to the end of it, did we?
No.
Well, how can we get to the end of it and count all the notes if, you know, if the deadline's expired and you guys don't want us to count them?
Well, what can I tell you?
Hey, you know Chris Canard?
Chris who?
Chris Canard.
Is he a note-counter?
Oh, I don't know, but I'll tell you, he uses the same music on his program out of L.A.
Well, then he stole it, because it was made for this broadcast by my good friends Anthony J. Hilder and Evan Sweetwater.
Well, I heard it on a little station out of jail.
That's okay.
It doesn't matter.
Everybody in the world who pretends to be patriot or conservative radio has stolen, adopted, I know how you feel.
I know how you feel.
I've had the same thing stolen from me.
But nothing is anywhere near as important as what you have.
radio, because, my friends, I was the first and only one in the beginning.
I see the lawyer's coming.
Have you heard anything from members of the armed forces about having received a ballot or some sort of a form to be filled out regarding the recipients' willingness to fire upon American citizen.
Yeah, you've been listening to Alex Jones, haven't you?
No, well, I have been.
Yeah, I knew it.
Okay, I... We gotta have a... Here they are, they served me papers.
We gotta, you know, I can't help it.
I do hear you.
We gotta do another count.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I think I'm going to join the French Foreign...Voter Legion!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
...and so be it taken from my people as America's Illuminati and their warlords of Wall Street and White House.
In just eight years these plans to...
Oh, you guys got a corridor to halt the count?
We can't count any more notes.
I mean, it's right here in front of us.
It looks like Texas hit push got a court order to stop everything.
Right in this trash.
5-2-0-3-3-3-4-5-7-8.
We're going to continue our poll now, if we can.
I don't know.
Polls getting slippery.
I mean, it's really getting slippery.
Try climbing the poll and see what happens.
5-2-0-3-3-3-4-5-7-8 is the number.
Who knows what's going to happen?
Right now, we've got a court ordiner in our hand who says, we can't count any more notes.
Even though we never finished counting the first notes, and the second notes, and the third notes, and most of the notes have been counted, I guess by this time, about 24 or 30 times, we just got an order, we can't count the rest of the notes, because there are no notes.
And that's what this says, no notes.
That means the original, when we originally played the notes, And we kicked it back to the beginning.
Those notes weren't counted because they were no notes.
In other words, no notes were on the page that could be played by the musicians, and therefore, you know, somebody, uh, the original composer, I don't know who the hell it was, didn't put the notes on the page in the right place, and so we can't use them.
So, you know, uh, Texas, uh, Texas, uh, Hitbush, who's trying to get this, you know, up to number one status here, and, uh, is trying to You know, play it on all the radio stations and get it, you know, on the charts, you know, the hit parade and all that kind of stuff.
He just got a court order that says, stop counting the notes.
520-333-4578 is the number.
We're going to take your poll now, if you've got a poll to give us.
You know, we just had a poll from one of the last noters, and that noter said he didn't want to count anymore.
Well, what's your opinion?
I know we've got a lot of noters out there.
Some of you are vote-whore, note-whore noters, and some of you are Texas hit-push noters, and some of you are no-noters, and some of you are Pucannon noters, and some of you are the Raider noters, you know.
And, you know, you didn't get your way.
But you've got to be rooting for one of these two, because one of them is going to take over the airwaves and push this chart right up to the obnoxious level.
And when that happens, You're going to be one of the recipients of a pain in the ear, or a pain in the arse, whichever comes first.
So we want to hear what you got to think about this.
520-333-4578 is the number.
And if you haven't got the guts to call, then you probably didn't have the guts to vote.
And if you don't know how to push the numbers on your telephone, you probably didn't know where to find the note.
And that's all it is.
Because if you couldn't find the note, you couldn't poke the note.
And if you didn't poke the note, the Chad couldn't get pregnant.
And if the Chad didn't get pregnant, then by golly, we couldn't have an extra vote for a note.
A notepad note or vote or something like that.
I'm getting confused now because it's gone way past the time.
5-2-0-3-3-3-4-5-7-8.
You're all probably sitting out there saying, what the hell is going on?
Well, I'll tell you what's going on.
We're counting notes, man.
Don't you know?
Don't you know?
We're counting notes and every note's gotta count.
We gotta count every note and every note's gotta count.
When every note's counted, then everybody's gonna abide by the count and everybody's gonna make sure, you know, that they go with it.
Good evening, I'm here.
Yeah, hi Mr. Cooper.
Hi.
This, I'll tell you what, I'm so sick of this.
I didn't even hear the count or whatever's going on today, but I got a suggestion.
We should give Al Gore a truckload of ballots and get him a warehouse.
You mean note whore, don't you?
Huh?
Huh?
Aren't you talking about note whore?
What's that?
Note whore.
Aren't you talking about note whore?
We're counting notes here.
Are you counting about note whore?
Who are you talking about?
Oh, well, whatever they're calling it.
I never heard this Al Gore fella.
I heard the note whore.
Okay, I'm having a hard time tonight hearing your radio.
I got the problem with mine.
Well, I'm sorry about that.
You know, they're probably blanking it out.
Probably got the whole NSA and the CIA and the FBI and the...
Oh, no, it's not.
This is my radio.
Yeah, just my radio.
and everybody all at their jamming stations to stop this broadcast.
Oh, no, it's not.
It's just my radio.
Yeah, just my radio.
I'm having a hard time between the batteries and the electrical part, but anyway.
You mean you're paranoid?
No, no.
Well, if it's just your radio, you must be paranoid.
Why would they just be picking on just your radio?
Well, it's not.
It's a mechanical problem.
It's messed up here, and I've been trying to fix it.
But anyway... I love this.
We've got to do this more often.
I'll tell you what.
Okay, okay, Virginia.
Come on here.
Well, I understand.
Hit me again.
I just was wondering.
Slap me upside the nose.
Where are we today right now?
Poke me in the eye.
Go ahead.
No, are we, um, are they finished with the counting yet?
Nope.
In fact, we're going to do another count right now.
And we got to, you know, I'm sorry folks, but you know.
We just got another court order from, from, uh, Vote Whore, uh, Note Whore, saying, uh, the stay of execution of the stay of execution of the stay of the, of the note counting.
So we're gonna, we're gonna count them again.
Here goes!
I'm so sleepy.
Let me see, that's one notey-notey for catch-the-hit-push.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Well, my job's done.
I guess I can go.
I counted one for, for Texas, and, uh, it pushed.
I guess my job's over.
I got this piece of paper that says that's my, that's my quota for the evening.
Oh, boy.
You guys countin', uh, you guys countin' no-fours, folks.
You guys can stay here forever.
I used to go home.
Oh, man, I can't stand it.
I just love it.
See y'all later!
I'm outta here!
We got a protester trying to break down the door, wants to get in here.
Callin' us, callin' us cheats!
I thought we got a protester trying to break down the door, wants to get in here.
Calling us, calling us cheats!
Hey, hey protester, are you there?
Hello?
Anybody there?
ANYBODY THERE?!
Hey!
Nobody's there.
Guess another chicken plucker on the telephone!
🎵 Tried to break the door down without an invitation, called
his peeps!
Called us cheats and liars!
Said we was punchin' out dimples and jazz and... and gettin'... gettin' ballots pregnant and all kinds of stuff!
I don't know who the hell he was!
But you know what?
When we stuck a microphone up his nose, he wouldn't even snort!
...the I.D.A.C.F.
and the F.D.A.
They don't give a damn about the P.O.W.
and the M.I.A.
Chicken plucker!
I used to have a coach.
like her.
So, there was no broadcast tonight, at the hour of the time.
There may never be.
Well, unfortunately, we didn't get all the notes counted in time to have a broadcast.
So, there was no broadcast tonight, the hour of the time.
There may never be.
There may never again be a broadcast the hour of the time because the notes have not all been counted.
And of course, they've all got to be counted by December the 12th.
If they're not counted by December the 12th, there won't be any hour of the time.
You know why?
Because we won't have the necessary electors to keep us on the air.
That's the way it goes, moving west.
So, you know, we're going to count right up to the end of tonight's allotted time, and we're going to hope the court gives us some more time tomorrow night.
But the board will give us some more time tomorrow night.
We're going to continue this no count.
Until then, good night.
God bless each and every single one of you.
Good night, Annie Clune Allison.
I love you.
Thank you.
And now folks, you know why.
Get back to counting them notes!
What's the matter with you guys?
I'm glad you two made it.
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