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July 13, 1994 - Bill Cooper
59:45
Wolf Man
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The End
The End What are you people a sheep?
Ha ha, what are you people?
I see, everybody I've got to know, the woke man is back jacked with the crack and I'm, well I'm Mr. Q.
I don't know what's going on here.
This little light up here is buzzing.
Took me all day to get here.
Mr. Cooper is gone.
That's okay.
Told me there's lots of sheeple out there.
Listen, I love sheeple.
Bring me twelve.
Put some chili on them.
Is there somebody on this line?
There is.
Who's that?
This is Gene Miller from Phoenix, Arizona.
You sure it ain't Bob?
I'm sure it's not, Bob.
How about Howard?
No Howard here.
What do you want, Gene?
I'm here to give you the medals report.
A pizza and a Coke?
A pizza and a Coke.
What's that?
What kind of medals you got?
Well, tell you what, gold and silver and platinum and a doubt here today.
I'll take three.
Thank you, Gene.
Good night.
Anything else you got to say?
Real Gold was at a high today of $385.60 and a low of $383.10 to close at $383.30, down $2.20.
Silver had a high of $5.27, a low of $5.50.
Platinum had a high of $4.10, $4.40, and a low of $4.06, to close at $407, down $0.90.
Had a high of $4.1040 and a low of $4.06 to close at $407, down 90 cents in the Dow.
Had a high of $37.2170 and a low of $36.9610 to close at $3704.20, up $1.60.
That guy called me, told me I was going to do this show.
Now, what's the meaning of all this stuff?
What does it all mean, man?
Well, I had a broker from where I work in Swiss America.
Just got back from Eastern Europe.
He spent some time over in Russia, and he gave me a thousand rubles.
And I said, well, what's a thousand rubles worth?
He said, well, in 1971, or 1991, I'm sorry, 1991, a thousand rubles was worth $975 American Hut.
Oh, great.
I said, well, what's it worth now?
He says, 60 cents.
I said, what?
He says, yeah, 60 cents.
Carolyn, you better sell that ring.
Don't you have a ruble in your ring there?
What is that?
Well, that's their money.
And last year when they devalued their money, in other words, they made them turn in all their rubles, except for those that were printed in 1993.
They went through a massive devaluation.
And I was just reading in R.E.
McMaster's, it says the U.S.
has $16 trillion in debt.
This includes $5.2 trillion in U.S.
government debt, $4.2 trillion in mortgage debt, $2.2 trillion in corporate and foreign bonds, $1.25 trillion in tax-exempt securities, $860 billion in consumer debt, $780 billion in bank loans, 580 billion in open market paper debt, and it takes over a trillion dollars a year to pay the interest on the debt.
That's 21 billion dollars a week in just interest.
Man, you got my head spinning here.
I ain't never seen no billions or trillions or nothing like that.
I don't even think Shakey's got that many monies.
I don't think that we have that much money.
They got that many coats, though.
But they tell you that, uh, that, uh, we got it under control, and your money is safe, and don't worry.
McDonald's got that many hamburglers.
Yeah?
Ha ha!
Hey Gene, thanks for coming.
You betcha.
Hey, how can all these sheeples out there get in touch with you before I eat them?
Give us a call at 1-800-289-2646.
And give us a call, we'll give you some information on how you can protect yourself and get yourself in a position where when this thing does unravel, you won't be part of the, you won't be a victim.
I ain't no victim, I'm the Wolfman!
I'm gonna eat these sheeples!
Thank you Gene for coming!
They're nice.
I don't know why you came, but thank you for coming.
Anyway, hey everybody out there, get ready for a real, groovy, rock and roll, down, hard time show with the Wolfman!
Come on, everybody!
Clap your hands!
Oh, you're looking good!
I'm gonna sing my song.
It won't take long.
We're going to do the twist, and it goes like this.
Come on, let's twist again.
Like we did last summer.
Yeah, let's twist again.
Like we did last year.
I don't need more compliments.
I need somebody there for me.
And it's a good job to get this booty chick around here named Karen Farr, cause she dance.
Ha ha ha!
Hey!
Hey baby, let's go for something after.
After what?
Oh, I can't get it, it won't be too many, no, 'cause I can't get it.
Well, forget it, I'll have to get out of summer.
Come on, let's wish again, I'll have to get out of summer.
Thank you.
you Is it a boy?
No!
Is it a boy?
No!
Is it a twister?
Who's that son of a man?
Is it a boy?
No!
Is it a boy?
No!
Is it a twister?
No!
Twister gets back to the back of it.
Come on, let's twister get back to the back of it.
Do you remember when?
Let's go to the back of it.
Come on, let's twister get back to the back of it.
Do you remember when?
I remember when?
I remember when?
Yes.
Oh, baby, make me know you love me so.
Let's go to the back of it.
Let's go to the back of it.
Come on, let's twister get back to the back of it.
Let's go to the back of it.
Come on, let's twister get back to the back of it.
Yeah, you remember that, folks, up here?
They got a real drive-in movie.
I keep missing those cues.
Oh, I'll catch you on the way back.
Don't go away.
You know, I never did this before. - Bye.
Nobody knows where my son is, but you're here at the same time.
Why would he hold his breath?
You're supposed to be mine.
It's my kind of life I want to, life I want to, life I want to.
You would die too if it happened to you.
Play all my records, she plays along.
Leave me alone for a while.
Sit down in concert with you.
I've got no reason to smile.
It's not hard, it's not hard if I want to.
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to.
I can tell you, I can tell you, I can tell you.
I can tell you, I can tell you, I can tell you.
I can tell you, I can tell you.
I can tell you, I can tell you.
Oh, Judy and John, just walk through that day.
Love me with your feet.
It's true, oh, what a birthday.
She's got a sharp tongue and she rarely screams.
It's my party and I cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to.
You would cry too if it happened to you.
Oh, it's my party if I want to.
I want to.
I want to.
You would cry too if it happened to you.
Oh, it's my party.
Hey, everybody out there crying, folks.
Everybody talking about getting some kind of implant and all that stuff.
I don't know what you're crying about.
Wolves been getting them things for years.
I know all about it.
Yeah, I can tell you they came down.
Bang!
Right in my, you know, back there.
Didn't feel too good, but I didn't feel it too long, I'll tell you that.
Next thing I know, I was wakin' up, runnin' for the hills.
Yeah, I could hear this little buzzin' in my ears.
I stuck my big ol' crawly paw up there, and I felt around, and yep, they did it to me.
It's not they gonna do it to you.
And you tell me they ain't gonna do it to you.
Well, I got news for you.
They gonna do it to you.
They gonna do it to you.
They gonna do it to you and yours.
You ain't gonna know about it.
Yeah.
Cause you got... Yeah, you got it in your eyes!
You can't see nothing!
God, don't go away now, I'm gonna go dance with Eddie!
Ha ha, dance!
That is the most beautiful, mysterious woman I've ever seen in my entire life.
I'll do that.
Oh, how do they make some radio signs?
All who love are blind.
Oh, I'm tired.
Oh, I'm tired.
Then can't I take a nap?
You think I could die?
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm without my boyfriend.
I know nothing's really right.
I will have been friendly right if I cannot hide.
I will have been so long to stay.
Thank you.
When you look me in the eyes.
Smoke gets in your eyes Man, I've been happening all over this, Stacy.
Smoke been getting in everybody's eyes.
Fires all over the place.
Out in California.
Out in Arizona.
Out in Nevada.
Out every place.
Man, I tell you what.
Smokey the Bear is a little upset about that.
In fact, he might be here later.
I don't know.
But I tell you what.
It's time for me to go.
I'm being pulled away by this little girl.
Move, let go, let go, let go.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You want to watch that?
I got to go dance.
Well, get out of my kitchen and run all those pipes.
With the food.
Ha, ha.
I'm going to get out of my kitchen and run all those pipes.
I'm trying.
And I'll go hard and do this as I'm on.
I'm going to take some run all the way.
And you want to do not have to play your love.
I'm going to take some run all the way.
Oh, you want to know that?
But your hair is up so nice.
Yeah, you want to know that?
But your hair is up so nice.
Oh, you look so warm.
But your heart is cold tonight.
I'm going to take some run all the way.
I don't want a cat to feed, but ever he's been sore.
I don't want a cat to feed, but ever he's been sore.
And you look at you, but you ain't no child.
Well, the baby is gone to the devil, now I know.
The baby is gone to the devil, now I know.
Well, before I work, you need to touch my phone and go.
Well, the baby is right on the road.
The baby is right on the road.
Everyone knows how they're going to the baby is right on the road.
I was up in Washington, D.C.
the other day.
I got to talk to this man called himself, Sax Man.
Yeah, Sax Man.
Sax Man came in the studio with us.
Boy, he played the sax like, like really bad, man.
It was so bad, I couldn't stand it.
Had to go home, but all the time, all the time, he was telling me, Yeah.
He was tellin' me, he was askin' me, he was beggin' me, what he wanted, really, really was, was this, folks.
And his name was Quentin!
To leave me like a fool, leave me, leave me a fool, leave me, but love me, leave me a fool, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, leave me, Now, he wasn't saying this to no Hillary, folks.
He wasn't doing that, no sir.
I don't know what her name is, but watch the tabloids.
She won't be there sooner or later.
I would be.
You betcha!
Ha ha, you betcha.
Just to, just to be.
Feel your heart.
Be so close to mine.
I feel your pain.
But if you ever go, darling, I'll be yours.
Oh no, I'll be dead and blue.
I hit all by you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ha ha ha. .
What would a person in my position be?
Really?
Just a fetus?
You've been feeling too much, baby boy!
What do you want?
You're two, all four of you?
Where do you want it?
Ah, that's sweet.
If you ever go, darling, I'll be old.
Oh, it's so old, please. please.
Well, I tell you, that was something to see, folks.
And I tell you, everybody got together and they sang something right back.
Yes, they did.
They sang something right back.
I don't... Where is it?
There it is.
They sang this right back to that man while he's standing there.
Standing there with that big ol' lie on his face.
With the Washington Monument in the background!
Ha ha!
Yeah!
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog.
Just a cryin' all the time.
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog.
Just a cryin' all the time.
You ain't nothing but a hound dog, just a cryin' over time You ain't never called a rabbit and you ain't no safe in mind You know what they said, you was high-packed, but that was just a lie - The life.
They say she was high class, but that was just a lie.
You never, me, never caught a crab that didn't know the plans of mine.
And you ain't never caught nothin' except a crab!
Ha ha ha ha!
So you are a crab all the time.
Nothin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time.
You ain't never caught a crab, but if you eat them, spreadin' them around, they'll take it away.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You know, they said you were my friends.
Well, that was just a pre-verification.
It wasn't true.
They said you were high class, but that was just a lie.
You know, you ain't never caught a rabbit.
He ain't no friend of mine.
Anyone know me?
It's all lies!
Lies, lies, lies!
But, of course, they aren't really different.
They're the same two verses from before.
You can't tell.
But still, they're different.
They said you were a rat clown.
Well, that was just a lie.
They said you were a rat clown.
Well, that was just a lie.
You know you ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no thing in the mind You ain't nothing 'bout a hound dog Crashin' all the time You ain't nothing 'bout a hound dog Crashin' all the time You ain't never caught a rabbit And you ain't no thing in the mind Ha ha ha
Well, uh, yeah, uh, uh, uh, my people's here.
I ordered a dozen sheeple and some, uh, some chili sauce on top, and some fries, and some coke, and some, uh, and some, uh, let me see here.
Yeah, I got it too.
Onion rings.
Yeah, folks.
Yeah, onion rings.
I'm gonna smell good tonight, just like Billy.
Can you imagine?
Can you imagine?
Oh, well, I'm sittin' in my car, waitin' for my guy down.
That chimp sold me a hundred pound bag of that onion.
Ha ha, we're frying them up all over the place around here.
You want some?
Come on by.
They're called pretzel onions.
Ha ha, they're democratic.
Black and onions.
They're democratic.
They don't care who eat them.
We're talking about to everybody.
We're talking about to everybody.
We're talking about to everybody.
Baby, honey, don't make me worry, no, no.
Yeah, baby, honey, don't make me worry, no, no.
You know how I love you, oh, how I love you, oh, no.
I love you all I love you all I'm sitting in a long time I'm waiting for my ya-ya I'm sitting in a long time I'm waiting for my ya-ya I'm waiting for my ya-ya And this time's funny, but I don't believe it's coming.
Baby, hurry, don't make me worry.
Baby, hurry, don't make you worry Yeah, baby, hurry, don't make you worry Boy, I've been reading all these brochures and stuff about this thing Gonna happen here 1st through the 5th of August I'm gonna be here, folks.
Linda Thompson bigger than life!
They got this guy Terry Cook got this needle and stuff and put this thing in just like the wolves.
I ain't lyin'.
And, and, and, and, there's a man wrote a book about the unseen.
About something ain't nobody ever seen.
Don't nobody know about sneaking up on all of ya.
Yeah.
One of us wolves gonna eat you.
Ha ha!
His name's A. Ralph Epherson.
And he ain't foolin'.
He'll tell you all about the secret societies and the Illuminati from way back there.
You know them guys carry the torch.
Yeah, they carry the torch.
Can't get enough.
Always carry that torch.
It's just, ah, I don't know what we gonna do with them fellas, except I got a good idea.
I think, folks, I think we better send them someplace.
If they carry the torch all these years, that just means one thing.
They ain't getting enough votes, enough of anything!
Ah, here we go.
This is where we're going to send them.
Pay attention now, you're going to learn something out there.
You got somebody you love, put your arm around them.
Snuggle up tight.
Pretend you in the backseat of a Chevrolet.
But you ain't going to see no USA.
Carry the torch up there, baby.
Carry the torch up there baby Oh, I'm supposed to feel Oh, I'm really here In the rain that's here My great man
The wind is a way of little crazy The sweet melody But on the road far we meet War never defeats The way it was born Keep dialing that mo' fool
You ain't figured it out by now, you're a dummy!
I ain't taking no calls!
You keep it up before I'm a bloody nub.
The wind is a wheel of sleigh, a little sweet little pears.
But I hold on to the far weep it, war never.
I've never been here.
No, we're good to go.
It's good to be here.
For you, my friend.
Oh, you are real Oh, Blueberry Hill They making out in the back car.
They hear this big noise and all of a sudden, bam, oop, they slam the door and got out and look, there's a hook hanging on the door handle.
Yeah, that was a big story, folks, long time ago.
Everybody used to tell, oop.
Ah, I lost that cue again.
Catch you on the go around.
Don't go away.
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
I never feel the way.
I feel the way.
I feel the way.
Well, I think I'm all the way.
I'm all the way.
Oh, no.
I'm all the way.
Oh, baby.
I'm all the way.
Oh, baby.
Oh, let's get to it right now.
Yeah, let's get to it right now.
Speak over there, throw it.
Speak over there, throw a lip-lock on that.
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The tape slapped up against the end of that reel there and a pop in my headphones and I told, I ain't never done this before.
Yeah.
Let me see here.
Let's come up here and let's go, let's go back up on Blueberry Hill and see who's making out in those cars.
I gotta take the left side folk.
You take the right side.
We look in the back window real sneaky like.
See who's in there.
Ha, ha, ha!
I can't wait!
God, when you speak, I forget what I ain't got.
Don't make so much noise there, kid.
Now, you go out that side.
I'll look out the window here.
Don't make so much noise there.
Yeah.
Now you go out outside.
I'll never move the window here.
Ha ha.
Oh my God, look at that.
Ha ha!
My God, the moon is looking at the moon!
Ah, it's Charlie Rosely in the back seat!
Ha ha!
Whoa, that's not in the back seat!
Oh my God!
Oh, I'm so sorry till you're here with me.
To carry that light that's why I've done.
Yeah, I think I've been.
We'll sell that.
Now, this time you take this side.
I'll go the other side.
Be easy there.
Don't make no noise.
How do you walk about?
Who is that?
I look familiar.
Oh, why?
Oh, no!
I wish I had a camera.
It's Bill Clinton.
Who's that?
You gotta look.
Look, who is that with him?
Who is that with him?
Ah!
Oh, wow, Jerry Greenville!
Oh, my!
Oh, my!
And they're going to A.C.
Goosey!
Ain't that something?
We gotta get out of here, they thought!
Ah!
Oh, man!
I so f***ing almost caught us, you know that?
Oh, man.
I saw Elmo's car.
You know that?
Boy, it's an old pickup truck.
Looks like it's got 14,000 gears of rust on it.
Look at that.
I'm going to sneak up here on the side.
Hey.
Hey, Ferris.
What you doing with that root beer sign in that pickup truck?
Oh, wow.
I got that one.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell everybody you're baking out with a root beer sign in a pickup truck on Blueberry Hill.
Ha ha.
Nah, you don't have to run from Ferris.
CJ, run!
No, man.
Eat full of root beer.
That's why he can't run.
Don't you know nothing?
Boy, that was fun.
I think we ought to do that more often.
I'm going to go up on Blueberry Hill.
Let me see.
No, I ain't going to be here.
Ha ha.
You guys are going to be here though.
Why ain't you up there watching them guys?
Everybody in Washington D.C.
is up on Blueberry Hill.
Yeah.
And you don't know who they're with.
Why they're plotting what they're going to do with you.
Ha ha.
You know what?
Well.
I tell you, I tell you folks, except for one thing.
You see, you see, you see, I don't know why.
I'm just kidding folks.
I'd be sick if I was evil.
Make me six more, C4.
Ha, ha, ha.
And a coach.
I'm ready.
I'm ready to sing all along.
Like a clown I think it's you and me, but I'm not confused, see.
I'm wearing my heart like a crown.
Becending that you're still around.
Becces to see how you make.
Becces to see what my heart can't just be.
Becces to see how you make.
Yeah, folks, I've been pretending to scale around.
I mean the real people.
I'm not deceitful.
But that's okay.
I love deceitful.
Yes, I love deceitful.
I love deceitful.
Ah, ah, ah, all the problems in the world get, get, get stuck in my teeth and in my throat.
And boy, I tell you the next day, it really, really causes all kinds of problems, get all stuck up, stuffed up, seems to get itself, you know?
Nothing works.
I'm sorry, Paul.
I've been I know that I'm The seamless one Now that I see Who's the blame I'm so ashamed I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt y'all's feelings, folks I'm sorry for the same I don't want y'all sitting out there feeling bad, no.
Just a life of time I love my baby Yeah, I'm sorry I should have known From the sun I'd break your heart Yeah, I should have known You couldn't take your step, folks, huh?
I knew it all along.
I don't know why I did it.
Die away But it's not too late If I love a chance to live I love the heart of you I love the heart of you I love the love But it's not too late Listen to this, folks.
If I lost Coming up right now.
Don't miss it.
Yeah.
I gotta hear that again.
That's really super.
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
One more time.
Yeah, that's what this show's all about, yeah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Yeah, y'all love the heartache you've been through too.
That's why you keep repeating them all the time.
Always heartache, heartache, heartache, heartache, heartache.
When are you going to stop?
And I know you'll find it's so easy to forgive.
I'll see you again.
I know you're hearty.
You can see you again.
I'm so blind and hard to see you again.
There's nothing more I can do but say to you, I believe I know you're hearty. I believe I know you're hearty.
Yeah, folks, I'm sorry.
See, I'm sorry you keep having all them heartaches because you're too dumb to stop having them.
You just keep on going.
You just keep electing the same old fools, keep getting the same old pain, keep crying the same old song, and I keep trying to make y'all wake up some more again, and it don't work.
Ha!
But this is the only time I got to do it, see.
That fool that keeps doing it all the time gonna be back tomorrow night.
What's his name, anyways?
Stop that, Rosalie.
I'm watching you.
You, ha ha.
It's your root fear sign like Ferris.
I don't like that song.
Yeah, red sails in the sunset sounds like Sound like somebody fixing to get picked up by the Coast Guard.
You know what, folks?
Let's turn the tables on them.
You want to turn the tables on them?
I think we ought to turn the tables on them.
You know how to do that, folks?
Huh?
You don't know how to do that?
Let me tell you.
Let's all get in the boat and go to Haiti.
Ha, ha, ha.
Boy, that'd show them, wouldn't it?
Ha, ha.
Boy, that'd be fun.
Wonder what they'd do.
Think they'd send the Coast Guard out and feed us and put us on an island and tell us what?
Ha, we can't get in?
Yeah!
Get nice and neaties.
Yeah, we can have this guy beat on the drum while y'all roll.
I'm gonna let you know what you're talking about.
We go by boat.
We ain't flyin'.
Now we're going by boat, man.
We're going by boat.
We ain't flyin'.
We're going by boat.
Now Linda been flyin' all day.
She ought to be up and by.
Don't see New Mexico by now.
Ha, ha, how about it, baby?
Give us a call.
Tell us where you are.
In New Mexico.
Oh, this guy needs a tonsillectomy.
All this guy needs a top selectomy.
So like this.
This is when you reach over, when you were twelve years old, remember?
All this romantic music in the dark living room while your parents are gone.
And you thought you, you thought you, you thought you had it, but it was her elbow.
Ha ha!
You never did that again.
Because she just slapped you till you couldn't stop moving.
And then it was all over.
I lost my earphones.
I lost my headphones.
I lost my mind.
That's why I'm here folks.
I'm losing my mind.
Remember that guy in high school?
Ha!
I loved it.
He was my buddy.
We was always together, but he always got in trouble.
I never got in trouble.
He always got in trouble.
3-3-5-5-4-4-4-5 I smell smoke in the auditorium Johnny Brown, Johnny Brown He's a clown, that Johnny Brown He's going to get caught Get you waiting for me Why's everybody always picking on me?
That's him wanting me I know Yeah, it became a big Freemason Moved to Phoenix.
Joined up with Bobo Gretz.
Started pushing y'all into those pens to shear the wool off your hide and then send you on to the slaughterhouse.
Yep, Charlie Brown, Freemason.
Partners with Bobo.
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Who's always writing on the wall?
Who's always drooping in the hall?
Who's always going to see a ball?
I can't do.
Who, me?
Yeah, you.
He walks in the classroom, cool and slow.
Who's all the amy, Miss Chief of Daddy O's?
Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown!
He's a clown!
Charlie Brown!
He's gonna get gone!
Get away!
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Cause you're a dummy!
You're a big dummy!
You're the biggest dummy I ever seen!
Ha ha ha!
I'm gonna pick on you some more!
Ha ha ha ha!
Come on, Charlie Brown!
I'm out.
What I gonna do now?
Daddy, yo, Johnny Brown.
Johnny Brown.
He's a clown.
That Johnny Brown.
He's going to dance down.
Everywhere he is.
Why is everybody always picking on me?
What I going to do now?
I don't know what I going to do.
Ah.
There it is.
I knew something was wrong there.
Had to pop down.
I never done this before.
Y'all ought to come out here and give me a hand.
I want to send out for six more of them sheeples, okay?
Yeah, put some gravy on them.
Bring some of them onion rings.
A hundred pounds.
I tell you, that man sold me a hundred pounds of red onions.
We still eating them.
You want some?
Come on by.
Yeah, we're going to have onions for the convention, too.
I'm going to be here, folks.
Linda Thompson, bigger than life.
That's one lady got more guts than most of you have ever seen in your life.
Bob Ross is going to be here.
He's going to tell you who you are, because you don't know.
That's why we're going to bring him in.
He's got to tell you who you are, because you don't know.
Ain't that something?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's really...
Ah.
Oh.
Oh.
Wow.
That feels good, Tim.
Rub the big toe a little bit.
Yeah.
Oh, boy, I like that.
Ah!
Oh!
Ah, where'd that onion come from?
It's the attack of the onion monster!
They're coming to me!
Oh, help!
Help!
Help!
Oh, no!
Ah, stinky!
Ah, let me out of here!
Over and over I've tried to prove my love to you Yeah, I love you, baby.
Over and over, now what more can I do?
Over and over, my friends say I'm a fool.
But oh, oh, over and over, I'll be a fool for you.
Cause you've got personality, what?
Personality, tough, personality, bad, personality, charm, personality, love, personality, But you've got a brand new heart.
So over and over, well I'll be a fool for you.
Now over and over, now what more can I do?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, over and over, I tell you.
Over and over, my honey, love, it's not true.
Over and over, they still say I'm a fool.
But over and over, I'll be a fool for you.
Cause you got me.
There you are.
Come.
Now.
Turn.
It's up, it's up, it's up, it's up, it's up, it's up.
Well, but you've got to break it up.
Over and over, oh I'll be the one for you.
Over and over, one more.
that I You shouldn't ask questions like that, man.
Somebody might tell you.
And you don't even want to know.
No, sir.
Boy, wouldn't it be nice if Bill Clinton asked us what he wanted us to do?
Boy, I tell you, I'd tell him in a minute.
I ain't going to tell you what I'd tell him, but I'd tell him in a minute.
Yes, sir.
Yes, I would.
Now, what I'm doing over here, folks, I'm changing some of the things in this here music go round, you know?
Got all these things in there that go round and round and up and down and you push the button and everything happens and sometimes, sometimes it happens the way you want it to.
And sometimes, sometimes it don't.
But other times, and while I'm talking here, just to keep y'all busy while I'm flipping these things around, because I really don't know what I'm doing, And that was the wrong one there, because I didn't want to do that.
Because the one I want to do is coming up right here, folks.
And this is for a little girl who likes to dance with her poppy.
Her name is Poop, Poop, Poop, Poop.
I love you, baby.
I love you more than anything in this whole wide world.
Yeah, Wolfman loves you, Poop!
This far.
This far you, baby.
Everything's getting down the groove, yeah This for you, baby I call you up and up Like you go and get me a movie Yeah, we gonna see a movie this weekend, baby Let me sing, though Got some plans for the night You better stop and say Oh, I love this time of spring A spooky little bit like you Wolfman gonna take you to the drive-in
Yeah!
It's a Chevy.
Well, man, coming over tonight, we're going to dance, honey.
Yeah, then I'll put you to bed, give you a big kiss on your cheek, and you're going to have sweet dreams all night.
Coyote man, don't watch over you while you're sleeping.
Yeah, big ol' Coyote Man gon' stand there right by your bed.
My buddy.
Ha ha!
Sugar Bear gon' sleep in your room, too.
Ha ha!
Ain't nobody gon' bother you, baby.
I'm gonna tell you all the things My heart's been a fight to the same Sugar Bear gonna sleep in your room too Ha ha Ain't nobody gonna bother you baby You're gonna sleep so good I'll have a loving kind of place A stupid little girl like you Spooky, spooky, yeah, yeah
Oh, you ain't not spooky Oh, you're all right I said, yeah, I said, spooky Oh, you little girl right now Yeah, it's all over, folks I'm sorry, but it's all over now, and we gotta go.
And I'm telling you right now, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna say goodbye to everybody.
I sure did like being here in St.
John's.
I gotta get back on the road and go home.
Tomorrow night, that fool's gonna be here again, trying to wake y'all up.
I done told him it ain't gonna happen, but he ain't too smart.
Good night, folks.
God bless you all.
And this, this goes out to Zeus, Dionysus, Osiris, and all the gangs.
Ha ha!
It's the Wolfman.
See you later.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
It's not warm when she's away.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
Nah, I don't like that.
We're not for a goodbye song.
No, we're gonna do this other one here if I can find it.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Somewhere there.
I don't like that one, not for a goodbye song.
Ha!
No, we're going to do this other one here if I confirm it.
Yeah, here we go.
Somewhere there.
Come on.
There's a me and I'm in love again.
And my loving thing, you know where.
You know I love you Yes, I do And I'm sleeping on my loving jail for you Now for the crowning glory See you later, Raleigh Gator Well, I saw my baby walking Oh, that was smooth.
Ha, ha, ha.
I ain't never done this before.
I ain't never done this before.
I ain't never done this before. .
But the next time that I saw her, it reminded her of what she's carrying.
See you later out of here, after the wild crocodile.
See you later out of here, after the wild crocodile.
Can't seem to see you're in my way now.
Don't you know you're ever dying?
You said I'm sorry, pretty daddy pretty daddy You know my love is just for you.
You said I'm sorry, pretty daddy.
You know my love is just for you.
Won't you say that you'll forgive me?
And tell your love for me?
I said, wait a minute, kiddo.
I know you mean it just for playin'.
I said, wait a minute, kiddo.
I know you mean it just for playin'.
Jumpin' on your little hood, kid.
And this is what I have to say.
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