In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, the team delves into the theme of "JOY" at the DNC Convention, highlighting the joyful protests outside and inside the building. From Biden's joyful yelling to one lady being wacked in the head with a 'We Love Joe' sign, the Bee breaks down the week's events. This episode is brought to you by our wonderful sponsors who you should absolutely check out: See if American Financing can help you with your credit card debt: http://AmericanFinancing.net/Bee Let Ammo Squared be your 401K but for ammo: http://ammosquared.com/bee
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WTF over.
What does WTF stand for?
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WTF over.
Got our hats.
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I appreciate that they used a walkie-talkie to do text of speeches.
That's pretty over.
Over.
All right, guys.
Well, we're done talking about hats.
Now we're going to talk about something you don't care about.
The news.
What's in the news this week?
So the theme of the Democratic National Convention this week is joy.
Oh, that sounds wonderful.
It does so.
So we're going to talk about it.
I choose joy.
I choose joy too.
And I'm so happy that the Democrats are all about joy.
I don't choose joy.
Joy chooses me.
Oh.
That's good.
So tens of thousands of seemingly pro-Hamas protesters have been screaming outside the DNC this week.
Joyful.
Screaming with joy.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sounds joyful.
So they're being like, it's a small world after all.
Like that.
That's true.
Or they're like, I love Hamas.
From the river to the sea.
And they're like, from the river to the sea.
There's a sketch right there.
A little animatronic.
Yeah.
Biden said.
One of them's murdering the little animatronic Jew.
Those protesters outside have a point.
They do?
Yeah.
What is it?
That's what Wallace Biden said.
And he said it joyfully.
Oh, so.
So let's see.
You guys want to see joy?
Do you want to experience true joy, like living inside joy?
I do.
This is what it is.
You support Hamas.
Every Palestinian support Hamas, not just me.
Every Palestinian support Hamas.
Do you support October 7th?
Who?
October 7th.
October 7th?
Yes, I do.
What's wrong with October 7th?
You tell me, women and children, welcome to murder.
What is this bull?
I can feel the joy radiating from that clip.
Gosh, watching those kind of, I got to be honest, like those kinds of clips make me so angry.
You know what they're supposed to make you, though?
Joyful.
Joyful.
It's like it's not working.
It's really hard to choose joy when I watch that.
That's joy.
That's pure joy.
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AmericanFinancing.net slash B. Other protesters chanted demanding an end to the U.S. war machine from Palestine to the Philippines.
And they had shirts and signs acquitting Israel with Nazis and called to end Israel.
You guys want to enjoy a stirring rendition of a very joyful song?
It's called DNC Go Home or We're Going to Bring the War Home.
Oh, that sounds joyful.
This is very joyful.
Yeah.
I'm going to smile the entire podcast.
Let's keep it going.
This is great.
That's a pretty kind of a nice little offbeat that they got going on there.
I don't really hear lyrics when I listen to music.
No.
I just hear the music, and then later I'll be like singing the song and realize, oh, wow, this is dirty.
So this is kind of the same thing where I'm just like, it's pretty good.
I don't get it.
That Cardi B song is so good.
I've never really listened to the words.
So the joyful chant there was saying that DNC should leave Chicago or they're going to bring the war home there.
I don't get it.
Chicago.
But why do they it's just a convention.
Like, it doesn't do anything, really.
And I didn't, like, isn't, I don't know.
Okay.
I don't get it.
DNC go home.
So I guess for these people, the Democrats aren't far left enough.
That's the idea?
Yes.
Or they're not imposing Sharia law.
Right.
They're the only people arguing for a ceasefire without any real preconditions.
And yet, that's not good enough.
They must put boots on the ground and free Palestine.
Okay.
Is that what they're saying?
They want troops.
They want the DNC to go.
They're not saying that, but they'd be happy with it.
You think so?
Oh, yeah.
If we were fighting for Palestine, we were like, it'd be like finally Israelis.
Because right now we're playing both sides.
We're saying, oh, there should be a ceasefire, but also here's some money, Israel.
And they want us to stop doing that.
Yeah, so because the U.S. government is still supporting Israel, even though Biden is probably, he's like, oh, you know, the protesters are right.
Yeah.
It's still, okay, so we're still kind of in bed with Israel.
And then DNC is like, and they are, Israel is full of Jews.
I mean, that's a problem.
So additional lines of security fences were set up on Tuesday after protesters breached the fence with joy.
They used joy like the Care Bear stare.
They opened the chest and like go, go, go.
And it was just a normal day of joy for Chicago because bomb threats were called into four Chicago hotels used for the DNC.
Nice.
So joyful.
And there were people walking around dressed up like abortion pills.
What sparks joy more than carrying a sign that says we're abortion AF?
I can't think of anything.
I think that means Air Force.
We're abortion.
We are the abortion Air Force.
We are abortion AF, and there's a QR code.
Like, this is just a thing.
Even if you support abortion pills, dressing up as a pill, it's just weird.
It's a religion, man.
It's a death cult.
And they are into it.
This is a death cult.
And that lady in front looks like Corella Deville.
Well, and they do actually look like they're pretty joyful.
It's like they're joyfully dancing on the bodies of children.
You know, you got a point.
I mean, I want to experience that joy.
She's got the look to the cookie haircut there.
So there was also joy inside the convention.
Oh, yeah.
Not just outside from weirdos.
There was an anti-Israel protester that started protesting in there, and they got smacked with a We Love Joe sign.
An anti-Israel protester.
So let's, oh, we can watch it.
He's just tapping him on the head, it looks like.
I like that.
That was a very nice, joyful tap.
I like how the guy turns around, or lady, or whoever it is, and the guy's like, well, that's not me.
I don't know.
Someone else is this guy with the We Love Joe sign.
The woman who was wearing a hijab had just unveiled a Stop Arming Israel banner in the crowded Chicago arena when a man standing several rows behind started whacking her with his pro Biden's sign.
And attendees ripped the banner away.
So fun.
I just love the inconsistency of the DNC.
Oh, that's fantastic.
So many different, differing opinions, and they all are eating each other alive.
They're all giving each other ultimatums, and it's wonderful.
I mean, the way that they forced Joe Biden out of this thing and then played it like, oh, he's such a patriot because we forced him out.
And then doing this whole ceremony, we love Joe.
It's like so, it's so deceitful.
Yeah, did you see Nancy Pelosi chanting, We Love Joe?
But she looks so awkward while she's doing it.
she's just she knows deep down this isn't she She's one of those people that has to Google like, what is human emotion?
Like, how do I act like human?
That's, yeah, that's always what I see.
How do I act like human?
There were also joyful free abortions and vasectomies.
And vasectomies.
I did see this.
It made me wonder if this was a troll.
The vasectomies was a troll by Matt Walsh or something.
I've been trying to smile this whole time.
I will not be smiling.
It is real.
It is real.
And it's spectacular.
Did anyone actually go and get a free vasectomy?
Is my question?
I did.
Oh.
Yeah.
Where do I sign up?
Well, supposedly, people did definitely get abortions there.
Well, technically, it wasn't in the convention.
It was outside in the street where you want to do abortions in the gutter.
But yeah, people, at least 24 people have gotten abortions as far as I recall.
Well, I'd feel like anytime the DNC gets together, there has to be a human sacrifice.
So I would feel like it would be very appropriate.
Yeah.
So when I saw these ads saying, Chicago, we're headed your way to provide free vasectomies and abortions.
I thought it was going to be like they give you a voucher or something, which is still dumb, but I didn't expect them to actually have a mobile center.
A mobile abortion center.
No, they're like killing babies in this van.
Yeah.
Vasectomies, half off.
Unironically.
Yeah, this one says there was at least 10 chemical abortions already.
Now I think it might be up to a couple dozen.
On the first day, it said 10 chemical abortions.
Wow.
Joyful.
Yeah.
Joyful.
Hey, it was free.
Joyful human sacrifice.
Biden spoke on the first night joyfully, but they pushed his speech back to midnight.
And he repeated the fine people on both sides hoax about Trump, the suckers and losers hoax.
To cheers.
And he mentioned Trump joyfully with angry, joyful, yelling, joyfully.
From his own chief of staff, the four-star General John Kelly, that Trump went in Europe, would not go to the grave sites in one of the France.
One of the brave service members who gave their lives in this country.
He called them suckers and losers.
Who in the hell does he think he is?
Who does he think he is?
There's no words for a person.
They're not the words of person.
Wow.
They're not the words of person.
Oh my God.
You know, I think I'm with you.
He is a national treasurer.
He must be protected at all costs.
He also talked about women's electrical power.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
Let's find out about that.
Let's see if this sparks joy.
You know, Attorney Roeby Wade, did you heard earlier tonight?
United States Supreme Court majority wrote the following, quote, women are not without electrical, without not allowed, not without electoral or political power.
Electrical power.
Oh, he's trying to say electoral power.
It's still funny how he ends it with, no kidding, like, duh.
After his huge gaffe.
So he was trying to say electoral power, I think.
Yes.
Okay.
I did not get that until the very end of the clip.
Yeah.
They started, it seemed they started clapping before he finished correcting himself.
And it's like, yeah.
He's on stage really like scaring.
Like bombing and you're like, okay, you got it.
You got it.
Supporting him.
Yeah.
Right.
Here we go.
Keep going, Napoleon.
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So, you know, from what I understand, Biden's actually very bitter about how he's been pushed out.
Yeah.
So why do you think he's going and speaking there?
Do you think it's because they're telling, they're still dangling in front of him?
Like, we could 25th Amendment you.
I think this is, okay, I'm not a big conspiracy theory guy, but I think they have dirt on them.
I think they dangled something in front of them and said, hey, do you want this to get out?
Because if this gets out, we're going to force you out anyway.
You know?
I mean, I think that's a good point.
I'm not a big conspiracy theory guy either.
But I think the Democrats are a hive mind.
And I think that if you differ from what the oligarchy decides that you have to do, they'll just have you killed or something.
Yeah, there was some way that they forced him.
And with how quick that was, like, it was like three days before he announced he was dropping out.
He was like, I am running.
Yeah.
And then three days later, he's like, it's time for me to step back.
Like, that doesn't happen unless people have the lead pipe and they're like, I looked into my soul and I just decided it was the right thing to do.
Like, remember that AOC thing from a couple of weeks ago where she was saying, we are not all on the Kamala train.
Not all of us agree with this.
You think we're one mind?
And then like 15 minutes later, she comes out with a tweet that's like, I'm so excited to support Kamala Harris.
And she gets.
Somebody obviously called her and was like, you better get on board or we're going to kill you.
And she gave a speech at the DNC, you know, praising Kamala and endorsing her officially, a bit like that.
And I don't know.
It just not to bring up Game of Thrones, which Christians really shouldn't watch that show.
Except for with Vidangel.
Go to Vidangel right now.
Oh, I want to hear the Game of Thrones.
Well, it just Biden going up there and like having to do this thing and then essentially being pushed aside anyway just makes me think of Edward Stark going up there and be like, okay, I did the thing.
Now I'll take the black.
And they're like, no, we're going to chop your head off.
Yeah, it's like Jeffrey Joffrey is running the whole DNC.
Yeah.
Can you explain it using characters from Adventures in Odyssey?
I don't know what that is.
So no.
Can you explain it using Donut Man characters?
Okay, so he got thrown in the oven.
End of analogy.
The DNC platform now endorses the U.S. Citizenship Act to give citizenship to 10 million illegal immigrants.
It would give IDs, social security numbers, the right to vote, and join the military to these immigrants.
It would empower Homeland Security Secretary to adjust the status of a lawful prospective immigrant to that of a lawful permanent resident, should an immigrant remain in the country for five years.
So it basically just give a blank check to the administrative state to look at someone who has been here for five years and go, yeah, you're a citizen.
Yeah, you're fine.
This, I choose joy about this.
Very joyful.
Oh, yeah.
By the way, sorry.
Sorry if I wasn't giving off joy vibes.
Joy.
I have to.
This is one of the ones.
I've got to choose it for sure.
I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy.
Down in my heart.
Where?
Down in my heart.
Where?
I just told you.
Why do you?
Whoa.
That doesn't sound like joy to me.
I've got the joy.
Yeah.
The DNC platform was released and it referred 21 times to Biden's second term.
They forgot to update it to do the find and replace.
That's amazing.
To include common law policies, which is what I mean.
How awkward is that?
That's amazing.
Well, let's all, as we wrap up our coverage of the DNC here, let's all just give a hum of joy on the count of three.
Don't start the note because we won't know what note we're all starting on.
We all have to start on the note that speaks joy to ourselves.
And if we're truly in harmonious joy, it will be the same note.
Okay.
All right.
Ready?
One, two, three.
I don't think we were in harmonious.
I don't, I also don't know why we did that.
Joy.
Oh.
I feel like it was a good expression of joy.
Banger of the week.
All right.
All this brings us talk to Banger of the Week.
Brings us talk to what did I say?
Did I say words?
Electoral power.
All this talk brings.
What does it say?
And this brings us to this great joke, our banger of the week, breaking the DNC has died the Chicago River Red to celebrate abortion.
Huh?
That's not a Babylon B joke.
It's shared by aka Facehawks.
That's my favorite.
Face of Twitter.
Oh, wait.
It was our joke that this Rando decided to steal from us a minute later and post word for word of our joke.
Yeah, so not only did he just post like a screenshot of the headline and cut out our picture.
The picture, he also typed the headline.
He retyped the headline himself.
He retyped the headline.
And of course, his got 10 million views or something.
And it got fact-checked.
That's so good.
Yeah, community notes even down on it.
Oh, if there's any indication that we're being shadow banned, maybe this is it.
Yeah.
But I like that he posted it, and because of the way he posted it, people thought it was real.
It wasn't very obviously satire.
Right.
And so people are fact-checking him about it.
Yeah.
But it's also something they would do.
That's the thing, like, and Seth shared this.
He shared the fact check and said, if it's believable, whose fault is that?
Like, I think when satire gets mistaken for reality, obviously, there are fake news things like this guy who's just trying to trick people to get a ton of views or whatever.
But often it's an indictment of the subject of the satire.
It's not like the satire was intending to be deceitful.
It's just if we make this absurd joke about you and everybody's like, wow, they did that, you have to kind of examine yourself and say, are we the kind of people that would do that?
Yeah.
That reminds me of one of the ones we did a long time ago before I worked here where the flags were half masked for General Solomani.
Yes, yes.
That one's probably my favorite fact check.
Got fact check.
Yeah, it's a great one.
Well, no, the other side, too, like we did the one about Liberty University having the stained glass window of Trump, you know, and that got fact check.
Because it's like, yeah, well, let's probably.
Because I think they do have stained glass windows of like Jerry Falwell and stuff.
Oh, do they really?
Liberty chat.
Famous Christians.
Rick Warren might have one from the televangelist days.
Someone read The Bomb of the Week.
I'm going to Google this because I'm pretty sure that they have those stained glasses.
Bomb of the week.
Well, our bomb of the week, unfortunately, is Israelites say they'll stick with manna after Jack in the Box location opens in the wilderness.
I'll tell you why it bombed.
Not because it's an obscure biblical joke, but because people like Jack in the Box.
I think you might be right.
I mean, I don't love Jack in the Box.
It's not my favorite place.
But we could have picked a different restaurant.
Three times in my life.
Three times, probably.
But every time was better than the last?
Nah, like every time it was always a disappointment.
And I see what the Israelites are having a problem with.
I really do.
I get it, Israelites.
I'd stick with mana too.
Or is it?
Or am I thinking of it the wrong way?
And the idea is that, oh, these Israelites will complain about anything, even though they got a sweet Jack in the box.
They got a sweet jack.
Yeah, really, that's actually because they're already complaining about it.
That's the real joke: the Israelites just complain all the time.
Yeah.
You know, mana is my job.
It's such an interesting thing to me because it's described as tasting amazing.
Right, like divine.
It's almost comfy.
And they're just like, oh, we get this every day.
I'm so tired of this ambrosia.
Yeah.
I'm so tired of having steaks all the time.
I'm glad we're not like that as humans.
Yeah, we are better.
They're all sitting around, variety is the spice of life.
So I got it mixed up, but there was a Southern Baptist seminary that had like a Rick Warren.
Oh my gosh, dude.
Like a Rick Warren.
I love stained glass.
It looks like you're just going to take that down.
I know he's only removed it eventually after people said this is a good thing.
That's why he don't put Baptists.
Especially people who are still alive.
It's like after Megan Basham's ever met after Megan Basham's book, they took it down.
We put Megan Basham in stained glass.
Yeah.
We should do that.
I like it.
It looks like he's giving a thumbs up.
I know he's holding his Bible, but it looks like he's like, I'm Rick Warren.
Yeah, right.
A stained glass of an apostle holding his own head.
There's this one like that.
It looks like a headless apostle.
Yeah.
All right.
It is time for joy mail.
Here's an email we got.
I love, I laughed so much during your segment on Kamala's Kamala's word salads that I had tears in my eyes.
Too funny.
I read in a couple of places that the unburdened speech is pure Marxism.
You give up what you have so everyone can have equal pieces.
You will own nothing and like it.
You ask for contributions to share favorite word salads.
Here's a classic on equity.
So this is from Kamala.
This is actually a Kamala.
So when we talk about equality, well, that's a good goal.
But let us not presume that because everyone should be treated equal, that they start out on equal footing.
So equity is a concept, says recognize that everyone has the same capacity.
But in order for them to have equal opportunity to reach that capacity, we must pay attention to this issue of equity.
If we are to expect and allow people to compete on equal footing.
Yeah, if I were to try to map out that sentence, my brain was slow.
She's making a case for forced wealth redistribution.
Yeah, but it's just structurally, it's like that's not a good idea.
It's a rambling argument.
It's very rambling.
Well, she always goes back to words that she thinks make her sound or something.
Yeah.
Like she's like, if I say this over an hour, people will think I'm intelligent.
And then this person says, enjoy your stuff immensely.
Keep it up.
We need humor these days.
Listener got moxie.
Who got moxie?
This person's got moxie.
Dang.
Listener got moxie.
Got some.
Got some hoop.
Now it's time for some more joy mail.
Yay.
Asterisk, hate joy.
Hate joy mail.
You used to be good.
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Adam Ford.
I really miss Adam Ford.
Jate mail.
You know that someone doesn't like our newsletter?
So they replied, they emailed us and said in this subject line, end, stop, quit, die, decease.
And then in the subject, in the actual body, they typed, end, stop, quit, die, decease.
It's like they're trying to talk to an AI or something.
These are the commands.
Yeah, turn left.
Go west, grab sword.
You've been eaten by a gym.
And die.
Well, thanks for joining us this week, everybody.
This has been a shorter episode, but we've enjoyed every second that we've had with you.
And you can have a longer episode if you go to babylonbee.com slash plans and use promo code podcast and join us for the rest of the time.
Because we're going to be here for hours.
Yeah.
Oh, gosh, I have to pee.
It's going to be like a Tucker interview.
Well, there are scented urinals in the subscriber lounge.