Kyle and Adam are joined by special guest Amala Ekpunobi from Unapologetic LIVE! She gives us the low down on her Internet feud with a trans woman who is sponsored by a feminine hygiene product. And did you hear Roe v Wade might get overturned? THAT'S BIG NEWS, YOU GUYS! Adam Yenser is back with an incredible new installment of Weakly News and Austin "The Voice In My Heart" Robertson is back with a new edition of Bee Radio. Exclamation points! Subscribers should be sure to stick around for Amala Ekpunobi's answers to the fabled TEN QUESTIONS and ton of hate mail. This episode is brought to you by: Allegiance Gold Also brought to you by: Alliance Defending Freedom Strikeman My Patriot Supply
The Supreme Court's ruling that would overturn Roe v. Wade got leaked to the press, but leftists shouldn't worry because that draft ruling is less than 3% of what the Supreme Court does.
A trans male-to-female TikToker might be getting sponsored by Tampax, which is fine because their pads don't work anyway.
AOC attacked Elon Musk over his purchase of Twitter, but now we know that AOC wants to date Elon Musk.
And people said dumb stuff on Twitter this week, shocking dozens.
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Hello, everyone.
Welcome to the Bee Weekly.
Today we have Amala with us.
Hello, everybody.
How do you pronounce your last name?
Epinobi.
K-Silent.
Deadly.
K is silent.
The K is silent in my name, too.
I am Ayle.
And she's the host of Unapologetic Live over at PragerU.
Yes, I am.
It's happy to be here.
It's happy to be here.
Yeah.
Well, it is happy.
We're excited to hear this.
The atmosphere is very happy.
Those are your pronouns.
It's happy to be here.
Yeah, exactly.
You must refer to me as happy to be.
Well, and she has better tattoos than me, which is very sad.
You've got time to catch up, though.
Yeah, you can go get some more.
Who were we just talking to?
The wrestler, Tyrus.
Tyrus.
And he was telling me it's sad to get a tattoo after you're like in your 20s.
Yes.
What?
He said when you get them in your teens and 20s, it's like, it's like creative and it's like an expression.
But then if you get them after 30, it's a midlight.
He says it's just a midlife crisis.
And I'm like, oh.
So no, it wasn't good.
Right.
And you don't have any Tampax products or female products tattooed on you, do you?
No, I don't, luckily, because they've betrayed my womanhood.
So I've got the MaxiPad brand.
Always.
Tattooed on that.
What made you do that?
It's not afforded.
The MaxiPad brand is lowercase.
That's not.
Oh, okay.
It's a matching tattoo.
It's a subtle distinction.
Okay.
Well, that makes it cute.
Take it back.
Thank you.
We lost a bet.
I lost a bet.
So a crazy week this week.
The Supreme Court's draft ruling that would overturn Roe v. Wade got leaked to Politico.
So it was one of those weeks where I woke up on Monday and I was like, yeah, okay, what are we going to joke about this week?
Elon Musk, Twitter, is that still going on?
And I was like, oh, okay.
Now I know what we're going to be joking about.
Yeah, abortion.
The easiest topic to joke about.
Right, right.
It's easy to write funny jokes about abortion.
Everybody laughs.
Almost as easy as Holocaust jokes.
And the nice thing is everyone on both sides has a good sense of humor about it.
everybody can kind of unite around that topic they can always say I disagree but that's really funny Right.
You're not going to get that Dave Chappelle and get stabbed on stage type of thing going on.
Yeah, that actually happened.
Yeah, that did actually happen.
Wow.
Wild.
Well, we're going to move on to Sizzler Facts.
So four weeks ago, we debuted a new feature to the podcast called Sizzler Facts, and it was met with overwhelmingly positive feedback.
So positive that it moves up in our lineup each week.
It's going to be the intro.
Welcome to Sizzler Facts.
Thank you.
That's great.
So today's Sizzler Fact is that Del and Helen Johnson opened Sizzler Family Steakhouse in Culver City, California on January 27, 1958.
And they had $50 in the cash register, and everyone could enjoy a great steak dinner at an affordable price of 99 cents.
Unbelievable.
All right, this has been Sizzler Facts.
Let's move on to...
Why are you laughing?
I don't know if I was supposed to respond to that there.
It's just Sizzler Facts.
Okay, sorry.
I don't understand what's funny.
We're going to go on to Banger of the Week.
You can laugh at this one if you like.
Okay.
Banger of the week.
Female Thor keeps picking up wrench instead of hammer and asking, is this it?
I feel like this is just a personal attack against me.
This is definitely.
Can you identify tools?
We should have had a game where we pull out tools and see if she can identify them.
And I would be like, guys, it did not come here to look stupid.
I'm going to have to leave before we get to that segment.
Yeah, so Jane Foster, played by Natalie Portman, is actually wielding Thor's hammer in the upcoming Thor Love and Thunder, I think.
So I thought the hammer got destroyed.
Is the hammer still a thing, Marvel fans?
Anybody?
I don't know.
Yeah, I enjoy the Marvel movies, but I can't keep track of all they are and what all fits.
I haven't seen a single one.
Oh, really?
No.
You haven't seen a single Marvel movie?
Not a single one.
Wow.
Yeah, I'm not on Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter.
I haven't seen a single one of any of these things.
That's why you didn't recognize my Harry Potter tech joke and thought it was a MaxiPad movie.
Exactly.
All right.
Well, have you ever seen a superhero movie at all?
I think I watched Wonder Woman.
Regretted it, but I watched it.
You didn't like that?
I thought that was a good movie.
That's about how memorable that movie is.
It's like, I think I watched it.
I'm sure I told this story before, but we rented Amazing Spider-Man 2 like four times from the Red Box because we kept thinking we hadn't seen it before.
And every time we'd get 20 minutes in, we're like, wait, we saw this one.
It was so forgettable.
And we liked Andrew Garfield.
It's just like there's no suspense.
It's like, oh, no, is she going to die?
Of course she's not going to die.
Yeah, they wouldn't be able to make another movie.
No, they wouldn't.
Well, we have an honorable mention this week.
Oh, we usually don't do honorable mention.
Here we go.
You want to read this one?
Sure.
AOC says she got killed from Elon buying Twitter and is now dead.
Is this our third joke?
Because I think we've done this a couple times.
I didn't pitch this one.
No.
Oh, man.
I thought the AOC got killed were all yours.
They were all mine.
No.
It doesn't get old.
Yeah, but so Elon Musk actually replied to AOC because she was like kind of sub-tweeting Elon Musk about all the billionaires buying social media companies.
And he said, stop hitting on me.
I'm really shy.
Well, she literally thinks everybody in the world wants to sleep with her.
It's just this amazing phenomenon of narcissism.
Yeah.
Sad.
Unbelievable.
And Elon's really interesting because he's so likable.
And I think the left is having trouble hating on him.
Yeah.
And he is, he's funny on Twitter.
Like, his comments are just hilarious.
He actually managed to like ratio her on this one, which is very hard to ratio AOC because she has so many like crazy fans that will like and retweet everything no matter how stupid it is that she writes.
And he actually ratioed her.
So good job, Elon.
And we also had a bomb of the week, though.
Sad.
Bomb of the week.
Conservative, unsure if he has no followers because of shadow banning or because all his tweets suck.
That's good.
Why is that a ball?
That's a great tweet.
I think it hits at home for a lot of our fans.
Yeah, but it's true.
I usually like satire, but this one goes too far.
Well, it's like, I always like, I was in like some discussion group with like comedians recently about cancel culture.
And it's like, I think cancel culture is very real.
But there are also a lot of like right-wing comics that are like, oh, nobody's watching my stuff because of cancel culture.
And I'm not getting it.
No, you're just, it's just.
Even if there was no cancel culture, your career would kind of be where it is.
That's my thoughts about like Kathy Criffin.
She's like, I'm being canceled all of a sudden.
I'm like, oh, no, Kathy.
Just put out something good and we'll get back to you.
Conservatives are not great on the comedy spectrum.
You know, aside from you guys, of course.
Thank you for making that exception.
Oh, with E-Radio Nicks.
I wanted to use that as the transition to weekly news.
Conservatives are not great at comedy.
Now it's time.
We can do that.
Let's go to weekly news next.
Conservatives are not good at comedy.
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This past week, Kane Tanaka, the last living person still waiting for James Cameron's avatar sequel, passed away at the age of 119.
A leaked draft decision from the Supreme Court suggests that the justices will overturn Roe v. Wade.
And now, much like a baby, the left is trying to kill the decision before it even has a chance.
Basically, the left insisted men can't have an opinion on abortion because it's a woman's issue and men can't get pregnant.
Then the left insisted that men can get pregnant and that there's no definition of woman.
Then abortion got overturned and now the left is mad.
Amazon announced that it will reimburse employees up to $4,000 if they need to travel to get an abortion.
And for $450,000, Jeff Bezos will fly them into orbit for a space abortion.
A wild turkey has been attacking people on a walking path in Washington, D.C. Wildlife experts theorize the aggressive turkey is trying to mate with Mitch McConnell's neck.
The annual White House press correspondence dinner was held last Thursday where Daily Show host Trevor Noah tried his hand at comedy for a change.
He actually did pretty good.
Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, and several other prominent Democrats made a secret trip to Kiev to meet with Vladimir Zelensky.
This marks Nancy Pelosi's first secret trip since she violated the lockdowns to get her hair did.
An ex-KGB agent said that Vladimir Putin is likely suffering from the early stages of dementia.
He made his assessment by comparing it to Joe Biden's late-stage dementia.
Scientists have found that seven hours is the ideal amount of sleep for older people to stay healthy, followed by 5 a.m. breakfast at Cracker Barrel, then 10 hours of Judge Judy reruns.
It's what Putin and Biden need to get mentally healthy again.
Due to fertilizer shortage, a French engineer has suggested a way to use human urine to feed crops.
Ew, that's disgusting, said millions of people who only eat food fertilized by animal feces.
A funeral in Peru was interrupted when the dead woman banged on the inside of her coffin and said she was still alive.
She's survived by a husband, three children, and herself.
After realizing their mistake, funeral goers killed her and then continued.
A new memoir claims that Donald Trump suggested shooting George Floyd protesters outside the White House, like in the leg or something.
This may be the only issue where he and Joe Biden agree.
That was what Joe Biden suggested.
Please.
During a show at the Hollywood Bowl, Dave Chappelle was attacked on stage by a man with a knife.
It was the closest someone's been to death on stage at the Hollywood Bowl since every time John Williams performs.
It's like 90.
He's old.
Longhorn Steakhouse named employee Gail Dudley Grillmaster Legend for grilling her millionth steak.
So Gail, congrats on a job not well done.
This has been Longhorn Steakhouse Facts.
No, not approved.
Cut that joke.
That's really weekly news.
Catch me live at the Looney Bin in Oklahoma City, May 11th to 14th.
Thank you, Adam.
Now it's time for, what is it?
What's next?
The news.
What's it called?
B-Radio.
I'm just going to hang you out to try and let you try to figure it out.
All right.
B-Radio with Austin Robertson.
Let's do it.
Factually inaccurate.
Morally correct.
This is Babylon B Radio.
Our top story.
With news coming out that the United States Supreme Court may overturn Roe v. Wade.
Millions of women have accepted their fate and are lining up outside the SCOTUS building to receive their complimentary handmaid's tail uniforms.
The Biden administration has promised to do everything it can to meet the demand for red robes and white bonnets.
Don't worry, we're going to order as many as we can so all you women folk can get a uniform, said Biden to a red towel draped over a bathroom hook that he mistook for a handmaid.
Wow, you damn sure are attractive in those things.
Do I get a handmaid too?
Authorities tried to remind the nation's women that abortion law will just be in the hands of the states and no one has to be a handmaid.
But it was too late as the nation's feminists had already donned their uniforms and declared themselves the willing citizens of the theocratic government of Gilead.
After gathering at the steps of the Supreme Court and chanting for days in support of abortion, a crowd of worshipers are still having a hard time getting their pagan god Mullock to hear them.
Protest leader and male feminist Steve Rapenberg.
We've chanted and danced and even cut ourselves with knives, but still, Mullock is silent.
Why does he not hear why won't he send down fire from the sky and consume this infernal SCOTUS building?
Mullock!
Here it is!
Sources at the scene have suggested that Mulloch may possibly be on vacation, sitting on the toilet with terrible diarrhea, or binging the latest season of My Little Pony on Netflix.
At publishing time, the crowd was discussing the possibility of sacrificing a beautiful virgin to get the attention of the ancient god of child blood sacrifice, but failed to do so after being unable to find any virgins.
With the pending Supreme Court decision, local abortionist Dr. Chester Redrum expressed concern that he may have to become one of those doctors that helps people.
After years of allowing thousands of men and women to enjoy convenience and careers by killing their unborn babies, Dr. Redrum was now trying to understand how it's possible to use his skills to help people by means of non-murder.
He toured a part of the hospital containing failed abortions that, rather than being cut into pieces or tagged for sale, were wrapped in colorful blankets, wearing cute little knit hats, and allowed to breathe.
Okay, I just read the Hippocratic Oath for the first time, and I'm thoroughly confused.
How do you make money helping people?
Hey, nurse.
Nurse, what is a male patient doing in my facility?
This man is here to have his inflamed appendix removed.
Ah, an appendix.
So you can sell those for money?
Uh, no, to save his life.
At publishing time, the abortionist considered becoming a gender transition surgeon where he could at least feel the satisfaction of irreversibly ruining entire lives and possibly increasing suicide rates.
The official DHS Disinformation Governance Board, more popularly known as the Ministry of Truth, confirmed their latest disinformation findings.
Rachel Levine is a woman.
The declaration occurred at a press conference held at the ministry's gigantic, pyramid-shaped, thousand-foot-tall building that towers over Washington.
There's a lot of disinformation going around out there, with people pointing out Rachel Levine's low voice register, prominent Adams Apple, and Propensity To Not Ask For Help at Home Depot.
Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas stood at Electorn in front of a banner that read, War is peace, freedom is slavery.
Rachel Levine is a woman.
Other pieces of disinformation going around, according to Maorcas, include the idea that Disney is grooming kids, the claim that inflation is happening, the far-right misinformation campaign painting Joe Biden as a senile, incompetent old boob, the claim that a triangle is a three-sided figure, and the, quote, horribly offensive notion that the grass is green.
If you see anyone sharing these ideas, report them immediately.
At publishing time, Maorcas had confirmed that anyone who shares the disinformation that Rachel Levine is a man will be called into the Ministry of Love for questioning.
Religious experts have been voicing concerns that a local carpenter's disinformation is spreading among Israelites most susceptible to unapproved ideas.
A contingent of authorities in Jewish law spoke out against the carpenter's simple teaching about loving God and your neighbor.
Visit your nearest synagogue for the latest information on how to obey God.
Listen to the experts.
Follow the data.
We need tithes, loopholes, and ever-changing rules.
Not repentant hearts.
The usually divided Pharisees, Sadducees, and scribes showed solidarity in fact-checking Jesus' teaching, rating it as needs context.
At publishing time, the religious experts were conspiring with the government to keep the dangerous misinformation from spreading into Judea, Samaria, or to the uttermost parts of the earth.
According to sources, scientists are no closer to figuring out how 12 ounces of coffee can become six gallons of pea within mere hours of enjoying your morning beverage.
With no conclusive findings so far, the international community is reportedly losing confidence in the reliability of the scientific method and threatening to cut funding for a number of different research projects.
At publishing time, researchers working with McDonald's and Paris were trying to secure permission to use CERN's Large Hadron Collider in hopes of unlocking the secrets of the coffee bladder.
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Well, that sure sounded like a radio program reading the articles.
Great job, Austin.
We always enjoy it.
And now we're going to talk to Amala, who's Amala or Amala, did I?
Amala.
I got it right.
Because on a Kamala gets mad if you say Kamala.
So I just figured.
Anyway.
So you have a spat with a trans woman?
Is that how we...
That's the proper terminology these days.
A man, basically.
Okay.
Yeah.
In layman's terms.
It's hard for me to wrap my brain around it when it says trend.
I'm trying to figure out which side they transition to, but okay.
So it's a guy, and he's getting a female hygiene product sponsorship.
Yes.
So I do a lot of scrolling on TikTok.
It's one of my platforms of choice for some reason.
Why?
You want to defend that?
You know, it's where my video started taking off and I sort of filled this conservative niche on the platform.
So it has a little soft spot in my heart.
But I was scrolling on my For You page, which is apparently curated content for you.
And I found this trans TikToker.
And his name is Dylan.
Of course, it's supposed to be a female under this guise.
But he documents his day in the life of being a translation.
But does he call himself Dylan or does he?
Dylan.
He keeps the name Dylan.
Keeps the name Dylan.
You know, I feel like it's gender neutral.
I'll keep the name Dylan.
I don't think it is.
I think there.
Are there girl Dylan's?
I've never heard of a girl.
I'm sure there are some, but it just doesn't seem to be.
He's keeping the name Dylan.
And on his TikTok page, he's famous for documenting day in the life, day whatever, blank one, two, three, of being a girl.
And that's where I found his TikToks.
And day one was like day one of being a girl.
I wrote a scathing email that I didn't send.
I said I was fine when I wasn't fine.
And I cried three times for no reason whatsoever.
Ha ha.
So he does stereotype.
Oh women.
Wait a minute.
So now it's okay to stereotype women if you're trying to be women.
Yeah, it's totally okay for a man to be sexist so long as they identify as a woman.
It works out that way.
And you go through this progression of, you know, day eight, I'm identifying as a girl instead of a woman because the word woman is too mature.
It's too grown up.
Even though he's a grown man, I feel like a girl.
And then he starts talking about how I'm collecting Tampax products so that when I go to the bathroom, I can give it to women who need it because I'll never have to use it.
And Tampax reached out.
He looks like a Chris Catan character.
Oh, you're looking at him?
Yes.
There's something going on there.
Apparently it's not mental illness, but there's something going on there.
But yes, Dylan is available in bathrooms in Los Angeles to offer feminine products to women.
And upon hearing this, Tampax reached out to Dylan and said, you know, why don't we give you a sponsorship?
So women supporting women.
Oh, man.
It's unbelievable.
And I went and made a podcast about just this phenomenon of transgenderism and gender theory and focused on Dylan and his videos on TikTok.
And he did not like that very much.
So did he call you out on a TikTok?
In a way, he made a video saying, you know, this very prominent conservative female podcaster has come after me and is watching my videos.
And she's using my name.
How dare she use my name that I have on this public TikTok page with over 3 million followers and started crying in this video about how insensitive and transphobic it was.
And that video got 5 million views.
So even though he didn't even mention my name, the leftists went and searched and found me and I got death threats, galore, over 20,000 hate messages over what was a really respectful just talk about transgenderism, the phenomenon around it, studies surrounding it.
They did not like to hear the truth at all.
Wow.
Do you get a sense of how like, what's the general public reaction, like other women, to Tampax having this guy be like the face of their product?
Is there a lot of support for guys like him?
Or is it just in the media where they say like there's support for people like this?
Honestly, there's a lot of support.
So, when I made the video about Dylan, he had 1.9 million followers on the TikTok on TikTok, and that was about a week and a half ago.
Now, he has 3 million in just that short amount of time.
And that Tampax video, where he talks about buying up the feminine products, got over a million likes on the platform, and mostly girls in the comments saying, This is so great!
Like, I'm so proud of you, girl.
You're such a beautiful woman, and all of these things.
That's TikTokers.
What about regular people?
You know, it's hard to tell.
I think regular people aren't comfortable being open about their views, especially on this subject matter in particular, because people are so sensitive nowadays.
Yeah, yeah.
So, I have no idea what the general public feels about this, but there seems to be this consensus of just let people do whatever they want to do.
And I understand that to a certain extent if you're a grown adult, but these ideas being forced on children and taught to children is what concerns me and what I chose to focus on in the podcast.
Okay, yeah, yeah, TikTok seems very echo chambery to me.
I don't know if it feels that way to you, but it's like because the algorithm pulls you to stuff that you would like.
Like, I don't know how you stumbled across this particular video, but you know, you tend to only see stuff that's yours, and then people in the comments are just dogpiling to get likes.
And it's, I mean, I know a lot of social media is like that, but TikTok in particular.
Yeah, and that's something that I noticed: you know, the app knows your demographics, they know who you are, they know your whole life basically because it's tapped onto your phone.
And I was getting all this leftist stuff sent to me and curated for me on my For You page, and I thought, that's not right.
They're just assuming this is what people want to see and what they should be seeing.
So, I started making content on it.
I was actually surprised by the amount of conservatives who are on these apps, and it's not necessarily an echo chamber.
There's just not much space for us to make content on these apps without getting completely banned.
I've been permanently banned about four times now on the platform, yeah.
And every single time, I just shoot them an email saying, Don't you say that you uplift black voices?
Why are my bands?
I tried that too, but it didn't work for me.
You're trans black, I don't think I can do that.
Rachel Dullazow did it.
I noticed they're very sensitive about video.
Like, we'll put a video up and it'll just a very light joke, and they'll immediately take it down or demonetize it or whatever.
Right, they anybody who disagrees with me, boom, how dare you try to make content?
How dare you say something that is dissident to what I believe?
That's the general reaction on most of these social media platforms, and it's so unfortunate.
I mean, you guys had that experience on Twitter, yeah, yeah.
So, um, so what's the next step with this stuff?
Are you still going back and forth with trans woman Dylan?
I know it's confusing.
I made one final video just responding to his reaction and some of the comments that I was getting, and these beautiful death threats of how dare you, you're so filled with hate speech and you're so disrespectful.
On a side note, do you own a shotgun that you could put in your mouth and kill yourself with type of thing?
You know, wow, yeah, the amount of very uniquely written death threats that I've received over the past couple of weeks is just respect at least the creativity, exactly.
The persistence, too, they're very persistent.
So, I did one last video responding to it and just said, you know what?
I'm still going to remain in the camp of thought that boys are boys, girls are girls, men are men, and women are women, and I'm going to continue to talk about it.
And you can scream at me all you want, but it's not going to get us anywhere.
Great.
So, people can check out your podcast, Unapologetic Live over at PragerU.
What kind of degree do you have from PragerU?
That's really interesting.
So, PragerU does not give out degrees.
I know this is a newslash for a lot of people.
Every time we get a hit piece written about PragerU, the article always starts off with, Did you know that PragerU is not even a real educational institution?
As if that's supposed to like blow people's minds.
How dare they put you at the end of their name when they're not in university?
So, no degree from PragerU.
And I actually dropped out of school to work for PragerU.
So, I got saved from the leftist indoctrination camp.
When you did that, were you more leaning to the left?
No, so I save you or they did not in part Prigger You Save Me because a lot of their videos led to me transitioning out of not in the gender way.
I got to use that word lightly now.
And we're going to refer to you as Dylan.
Exactly.
But I found their videos when I was a radical working for the left organizer, and their videos broke through something with me that I guess I was just suddenly open to listening to conservative values and talking about their traditions and the way that they see things.
And they were really instrumental in me going through that wake-up moment in my life.
So I'm happy to be working for them now.
Awesome.
Yeah.
What kind of feelings do you feel when you look at the picture of Ronald Reagan on the wall?
You know what?
I would have been throwing darts at that four years ago.
And now I'm like, this is amazing.
The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen.
So good feelings.
Good feelings.
Well, Babylon B listeners, go check out Unapologetic Live and you can hear more of Amala misgendering people.
Let's all day.
All day.
We wanted to talk briefly now about the Roe v. Wade decision.
Roe v. Wade overturned.
I'm a little conflicted about it, like just that the whole shadiness of how it actually came out, the leak, that seems like the bigger story to me.
You know, and obviously we don't even know how to feel about it because we don't know what the final decision is.
I think it would be something to celebrate if it had come out in June as the ruling and it was final.
It's weird how it's all happening, and it's clearly going to be used just by the left to try to intimidate them into changing it and to mobilize votes against the right to use this issue because they're down in everything else right now.
Oh, yeah, down on free speech, down on the whole indoctrination with kids, the critical race theory stuff, the corporation stuff.
And they're like, what can we grasp on to?
Climate change is too far away.
I can't run with climate change.
Let's do abortion, abortion.
Let's leak this thing.
It feels coordinated to me, but we'll see.
Well, just how quickly, you know, within five minutes, there's a crowd around the Supreme Court.
I'm just like, this was all planned.
That's right.
I'm not a massive conspiracy theorist, I swear.
Elizabeth Warren in her pink suit already to make a speech about women's rights.
Instigating an insurrection in front of the Supreme Court.
Yeah, she said the word fight.
That's a call to violence now.
We need to do a comparison side by side of Trump's statement that was supposed to incite insurrection and Elizabeth Warren.
Well, they did.
I mean, this is a side, but they did that during his second impeachment for the insurrection thing.
They showed video of Democrats for 15 minutes using all the exact same words that they were saying he used that caused an insurrection.
And even the one that he got banned for on Twitter didn't even, it wasn't by far an incitation to violence or whatever.
So, yeah, Chief Justice Roberts confirmed it's actually a real draft, but he said it's not final.
So, you know, disregard, basically pretend like you didn't see that.
And there was some speculation about who leaked it.
I guess people were pointing at like a Briar clerk and an Alito clerk.
And who knows?
I hope they revise it to make it even more scathing.
I hope it gets to it.
Don't worry, we changed it.
Here you go.
The decision will not be going to the states.
Yeah, unbelievable.
Well, and this, it seems like it would cause the country to basically split up.
I mean, I don't know.
You know, California's already talking about passing a constitutional amendment, which I think needs 51% approval from the population.
So we'll see how that goes.
Well, I mean, it shows how deranged the left is in their interpretation of all these laws and these policies.
Because regardless of whether you're pro-abortion or anti-abortion, the ruling was founded incorrectly.
It was a bad ruling.
And I think a lot of people on both sides recognize that.
It should be a state's issue, regardless of whether or not you support it or not.
Yeah, and they're upset about it.
It represents cognitive dissonance for me in more ways than just that, too, because suddenly they're so happy about vigilantism and this clerk or whoever did this leaking this video when you're not okay with that in any other case.
You guys were really quiet with the whole Hunter Biden laptop thing and very happy about the Steele dossier and all this stuff.
And suddenly, vigilantism is gray.
I saw all these leftist blue check marks talking about it's time to burn this system down.
But if Trump says fight like hell, jail, prison.
Straight to jail.
Straight to the gulag.
Just wild.
Well, some people said some things on the internet about this.
So let's read some crazy tweets.
Hey, this is Giannis Pappas who put Yannis Pappas in here.
I'm really curious what it says.
He says, ban abortions for all women except when my mistress gets pregnant.
Am I right, righties?
Is he being like subversive there?
He's kind of middle of the road.
He goes after both sides.
And, you know, I imagine he means that he's probably more on the left on this issue.
But, I mean, it is true that there have been some Republicans that are kind of, they've been called out for hypocrisy on this issue before.
So it's a funny joke.
It is a funny joke.
I think I did pitch a headline.
I'm trying to find, I did pitch a headline in a writer's script that was similar to that.
Oh, yeah.
Republicans are side pieces.
Yeah, side pieces.
There's something.
Senator's side piece.
We're not allowed to make a cut.
We're trying to get a bomb of the week for next week.
I needed to fill that bottle.
He's working diligently on it.
Well, what did Don Winslow say here?
Don Winslow, in light of the day's tragic events with SCOTUS and Roe v. Wade, please block every person who told you to calm down, not to be so negative or alarming, and that everything was going to be okay.
We are so far from FOK.
We would need a map to get back.
Get angry, stay angry, vote.
They're just exposing themselves at this point.
This is so true to leftism.
Get angry and stay angry.
That's all they're ever going to be.
Regardless if everything in the world suddenly went their way tomorrow, they would find another thing to be angry about.
I made the mistake of posting my email on Twitter at one point, and somebody...
Kyle Mann at BabylonB.com.
Thank you.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Kyle, I said it wrong.
Let's clarify.
And somebody signed me up for all the Democrat emails.
Oh, really?
So I still get emails from Platin Parenthood.
Yeah, and they named me like FART.
So it says like, dear fart.
That's pretty funny.
It's funny.
I'll give him that.
I had a point here.
So yesterday I got like 10 fundraising emails from Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Planned Parenthood, right after this.
It was like they were all ready to say fired it off immediately.
Oh my gosh.
Well, Amala, would you like to read what the Satanic Temple has to say?
Oh, this was actually like in 2020, but I guess they pinned it or something.
Oh, the next one's even crazier.
You want to read it?
Just go ahead and read the next one.
Yeah.
So this is from Melinda Hale.
If you think they won't come for same-sex marriage and interracial marriage next, you aren't paying attention.
Hashtag Roe versus Wade.
How much do you want to bet, Melinda?
Oh, my gosh.
I saw some other blue checks tweeting out, you know, soon I'm going to be three-fifths of a person again if this has anything to do with Roe versus Wade.
It's unbelievable.
It just shows how little they know about our system.
You know how everybody's favorite insurrectionist Elizabeth Warren tweeted, an extremist Supreme Court is poised to overturn Roe v. Wade and impose its far-right unpopular views.
Isn't it like the majority is at least kind of on the Perlanta?
And impose its far-right, unpopular views on the entire country.
It's time for the millions who support the Constitution and abortion rights to stand up and make their voices heard.
We are not going back, not ever.
And I assume she pounded the lectern.
She was ready.
I feel like she scripted out the little speech that she was going to give in front of those protesters before she went out.
She was absolutely her speechwriters or something for sure.
There's one from Ilhan Omar.
So the Republican Party supports forcing women to give birth against their will, but opposes providing child care, paid leave, or health care.
Got it.
I would accept all of those things in exchange for an abortion ban.
Your terms are acceptable.
Is that the meaning?
I hate this whole forcing women to give you a bunch of people.
Yeah, forcing women to go.
I forced you to put yourself in that position.
Yeah, right.
It's your turn, Amala.
You get to read what Elizabeth C. McLaughlin She-Her says.
Oh, she says: if you are using an online period tracker or tracking your cycles through your phone, get off it and delete your data now.
If you think that your data showing when you last menstruated isn't of interest to those who are about to outlaw abortions, woo, do I have a wake-up call for you?
This is my new favorite conspiracy theory.
What would we do with it?
I don't know what we would do.
Does Dylan Mulvaney track his period out of that?
Right, right.
It can be useful to you.
Eric Swawell, everybody's favorite representative, says, in the United States, black women die three times higher than childbirth than white women.
So when activist Republican justices make decisions such as this, it tells us everything we need to know.
They do not value the lives of women, but especially not that of black women.
Hashtag Roe v. I hate to say it, but what racial demographic makes up the majority of abortions in a lot of these larger cities and you saying you're cute.
You care about black lives.
Absolutely.
Unbelievable.
Yeah.
Sleeping with the Chinese spy with their one-child policy.
Feng Fang is.
You care about life.
Oh, gosh.
Here's one from Mark Ellis.
Really doesn't matter how I feel about Dr. Strange or Maverick.
Those are fake people.
Real women will suffer if Roe v. Wade is overturned.
It's their right to choose.
We don't get multiverses to jump to.
Make this one fair and just.
Does he have to do anything to do with an actor or something in those?
I have no idea.
I don't know.
It says he's a comic, so I don't know.
He's trying to be relatable.
I guess.
Okay, this is Peter Dow.
To anyone referencing Christianity and hashtag abortion.
Nowhere in the Bible is it explicitly prohibited.
Yes.
I'm not even a Christian.
I'm agnostic.
And thou shalt not kill, maybe?
That could be one.
That could be one of the references to that.
Well, we'll talk about you being a Christian later.
We'll fix that soon.
This is from Motherboard, and this was the most bizarre one I saw.
Myso-prostal, am I say that right?
Misoprostyl, is relatively easy to acquire from veterinary sources, since in addition to medically inducing abortions, it's also used to treat ulcers and horses.
Just saying.
Now they are encouraging horse medicine.
Right, right.
They weren't so happy about the ibermectin thing.
We read about this Amazon reimbursing employees.
Wonderful.
Hey, what did Katie Hilt say?
This is maybe one of my favorite ones.
Katie Hill, hard to believe that girls being born today will have fewer rights than those born 50 years ago.
Didn't think about the phrasing there, I don't think.
Unbelievable.
This one was the craziest of all of them.
Amanda Duarte.
I do wonder how these white supremacist lawmakers would feel if their little white daughters were raped and impregnated by black men.
What?
I don't even know what to say.
I think she deleted this and then deleted her Twitter.
Or did she delete her whole Twitter?
I think she deleted her whole Twitter.
That's definitely a delete your whole Twitter.
I'm like, there's no side that supports this argument.
Oh my gosh.
Here's a good one from ACLU.
This opinion would deprive half the nation of a fundamental constitutional right that has been enjoyed by millions for over 50 years.
And another phrasing one they didn't really find.
No.
It's from Sarah Marion Seltzer.
Just a friendly reminder that banning abortion violates Jewish women's ability to practice our religion.
What?
I don't even know where to start.
I don't know.
All right, the Satanic Temple said it violates their religion.
She's Satanist.
Well, that's all we got for stupid tweets this week.
There were millions more, but that's all the time we have.
There were other tweets enjoyed by millions.
Enjoyed by millions.
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Huge honor.
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