THE BEE WEEKLY: Carolina Reaper Blazing Love Barrage and also Hunter Biden
This episode of The Bee Weekly is brought to you by Conservative Conversations by Intercollegiate Studies Institute. Enjoy in-depth conversations with leading thinkers on the most important issues facing conservatism. Kyle and Ethan attempt the One Chip Challenge and then sing to Em and her husband in Spanish, using a Worship Song Generator and Google Translate on a subscriber dare since they'll do just about anything for money. The song is entitled Bombardeo de Amor Ardiente. They talk about the weird news of the week like what the Department of Homeland Security sees as a terror threat now, a bank robber who needs to pay for handwriting lessons, and a man who yeets himself over to Dairy Queen in a helicopter. Also they find out you shouldn't bite snakes or play with handgun laser sights. The Mattel company failed to impress with its Tokyo Olympics Barbie lineup and apparently chugging a 2-liter of soda can land you with a world record. Kyle and Ethan then talk to documentary filmmaker Phelim McAleer about his new project, My Son Hunter. As usual, there is glorious hate mail and even more fun in the subscriber-exclusive lounge.
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Shoot your friend.
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Except, you know, the true crime ones.
They're hard to beat.
Yeah, you can't beat that.
We can't really do any better.
It costs a life.
For every episode of a true crime podcast, someone has to give their life.
That's true.
I never thought of that.
There's human sacrifice involved in those.
Sometimes many.
So we are a death-free podcast.
Every once in a while, someone gets shot or hurt for our entertainment.
And we are talking about like the Afghanistan stuff, right?
So I guess there's some.
But I'm sure body count-wise, we're lower on the lower spectrum.
Then, yeah.
And true crime.
And if there weren't people dying, we could still do the podcast.
Yeah, we could still do it.
We don't need it.
You don't have true crime if you don't have death.
Yeah.
It's necessary.
So welcome to your death-free podcast.
Death-free podcast today, I think.
But we have a subscriber dare today.
Yeah, this is a big, we haven't had, we haven't had a good one in a while.
This is subscriber dare.
People could regret this.
I mean, they're going to have to hear us sing.
Yeah.
So we accept subscriber dare challenges.
If you want to become a subscriber to the Babylon B, but you're ready, but you haven't been pushed over the edge and you want us to do something silly.
Well, do it if you subscribe.
So, but most, a lot of times people do dumb ones, but this is a good one.
Yeah, so this is from Em.
And she says, hello, I have a subscriber dare for you.
My husband, Damien, pronounced Damion.
Okay, oops.
My husband, Damian, is turning 30, flirty, and thriving on August 9th.
Your wives will get the reference.
Okay.
To August 9th?
I don't remember.
Or 30 flirty or something.
I don't know.
He is Costa Rican.
So if you sing a song in Spanish for him, then we will do a paid subscription.
Or is that a subscripción?
We are big fans, but I don't know how to speak Spanish.
We are big fans, but cheap people.
So I've resorted to this to seal the deal.
Thanks.
I hope they both get subscriptions because we're going to put all our all into this.
So we went to our worship song generator and we generated a worship song.
Kyle, do you want to share the worship song?
Yeah, apparently 30, flirty, and thriving is from 13 going on 30.
Jennifer Garner.
Learn something new every day.
Granted's not English.
No English.
Perhaps it would have been better if somebody had murdered for this podcast to exist.
It would have been better.
So we are going to sing this song.
We put it through Google Translate so we can sing it for you in Spanish.
And the name of the song is Bombardeo de Amor Ardiente.
So are we going to tell them what the actual lyrics are after?
A lot of people speak Spanish.
I literally don't at all.
Well, if you're on the video, there will be subtitles.
Oh, we're going to put subtitles on it.
Okay.
So, but in English, the name of the song is Blazing Love Barrage.
Okay.
So here it is.
This is our rendition of Bombardeo de Amor Ardiente, a beautiful Spanish worship song, authentic straight from Costa Rica.
Here we go.
Straight up Costa Rican.
And we're changing.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let's make things a little more interesting.
Okay.
So here at the Babylon B, our under, we, the underlings under Kyle and Ethan, would like to express a concern.
You see, Kyle and Ethan, they like to regularly, regularly torture us.
And we just wanted to spice things up for them and hopefully end this reign of terror.
This reign of fire, as you will.
You're referring to Nashville Hot Chicken Me?
I'm referring exactly to Clyde's Nashville hot chicken.
So we want to make you regret ever eating a spicy thing again.
So if you will reach under your table.
What?
There's something adhering to the bottom of the table.
Oh, geez.
Is it like a snake?
He really prepared.
Oh, this is the chip.
Oh, man.
And you guys are going to eat this chip.
But I'm on a very strict diet right now, and they say don't even take one bite of anything that's not on the diet.
I'm serious.
Let me see.
They have to have standards.
Subscribers.
They have to have a standard.
So you should make Brandon stand in for you then.
Yeah, I might need to make Brandon stand in for me.
Okay, so this is called the One Chip Challenge.
This is a Carolina Reaper and Scorpion Pepper, and it's one extremely hot tortilla chip that is also impossible to open.
All right, I'll eat one half of the chip, I guess.
Here it is.
Pakilli.
We're sharing a chip.
So this is authentic because when they sing in Costa Rica, they eat like they have chips.
Hot chips before they're in the chip.
They just rub my face after touching it.
Don't touch your face after that.
Not that I should have done that.
Yeah, I'm afraid I don't want my hands to touch it.
Okay, I'm almost sure that I cannot eat the whole chip or half the chip, but I can take it.
Oh, look at that.
I just nailed it.
You did.
That's pretty good.
You ready?
All right.
I don't want to touch my face on accident.
Ready?
Bottoms up.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Hold on to your butts.
This is going to suck.
This is going to suck.
So you're eating the whole thing.
I can't do that.
We just got to do it.
I'm going to be like a YouTube star because I'm dying.
Do we have milk ready?
Yeah, we don't have milk here at all in the whole place.
We have some peanut button in case we need it.
Before it sets in, we should just get into the song.
All right, before it's before it hits, go.
It's too late.
To Gloria De Rite.
Mi carne demis.
Juesos como Nazi and Indiana Jones.
Indiana Jones.
Let's do that again.
Tu Gloria de Rite.
Mi carne demis.
Mi juisos como Nazi in Indiana Jones.
Suelta tubamba, nuclear de gracia.
No!
Cueromos que se vaeja.
Oh yeah.
Minor there.
Suelta tu bamba, nuclea de gracia.
No cueramos, cuel se vaeja.
Oh wait, that's Mexican.
Take it to la puente.
Take it to la puente.
Loco imprutente.
Escandaloso!
Imparable estu loco effecto por me!
They're wrong.
That's all good.
Loco.
It's got to build up.
It's hard to think when your mouth is.
My eyes are literally watering.
Escandaloso!
Emparable!
Estu loco, loco effecto por mí!
Suelta tu bamba!
Nuclea de gracia!
No queromos que seballa!
Suelta tu bamba!
Nuclea de gracia!
No queeramos!
Well, that was a thing that happened.
The singing takes your mind off it.
You guys are handling it really well.
I haven't eaten as much as he had.
He ate the whole chip.
I'm being a weenie and just nibbling.
All right, I'm gonna do the rest.
It's embarrassing for you.
It's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
I need like a wipe for this finger.
I'm scared.
That's water.
Don't drink them.
Wait, I have to drink them.
Well, oh, did you not put your fingers in?
All right.
I just want to make sure that.
All right.
Well, now my mouth is numb.
I feel like I literally had a scorpion just go wild inside my mouth.
Now we are official YouTube stars.
Yeah, this is what they do.
We just eat stuff.
So, anyway, that was our.
Hope you guys subscribed.
Because bonus, we just ate the hottest pepper on earth.
We might have ruined their dare, though, because they just wanted us to sing some Spanish.
And then the whole time we were like, So we did translate this back from the Spanish back into English.
It was pretty good.
Google did pretty good, but they did change the title.
Remember what the title change was?
It was Bombardment of Burning Love.
That was the original one, right?
Oh, no, that was what it changed to Bombardment of Burning Love.
Bombardment of Burning Love, which is what I'm feeling in my mouth.
To my face, there was a bombardment of burning love in my mouth.
Don't scratch your eye.
Okay, so now we're moving on to what?
Stuff that's good?
Stuff that's good.
But now, this week's edition of stuff that's good.
All right, well, we just had to take a quick, quick break there.
Kyle had to run to the bathroom.
I'm ready to drink a whole bunch of LaCroix drinks.
Now Kyle's typing his will into the computer.
How are you feeling, Kyle?
It's like finally starting to go down for me.
I'm starting to feel better.
Yeah, so you ate the chip later to me, so we're delayed.
The spice level on my mouth never got too bad.
I did start to feel burning.
Did you try to swallow it immediately or something?
No, no.
I chewed it and stuff.
But I did feel some burning slowly spreading over my face.
Careful touching your face.
The bottom of my face.
And it hit my stomach hard.
So for a second, there, the guy's got me a bucket.
You got a bucket here.
So Kyle may vomit.
It's entirely possible still because it's still sitting there.
I can just feel the chip sitting there.
Well, going in the other direction, what's some stuff that's good?
Not that.
Well, I'll start because my things started first on the notes.
So I was just sitting around wanting to watch a movie and I watched this movie called The Hunt.
And I completely forgot that this was the movie that like conservatives went crazy about back in like 2019, I think.
They're like, oh, Hollywood's making this movie about liberals killing conservatives.
Like just some kind of sick fantasy.
Like, he didn't even Trump tweeted about, I don't think he used the name of the movie, but he tweeted that, you know, Hollywood's sick and racist and gross, which is all true.
But the funny thing about The Hunt is it's like the opposite of everything it's accused of.
It's actually like one of the funniest portrayals of liberals ever seen.
It is about a bunch of liberal, like these like elite rich liberals that like decide that they're going to kill all these conspiracy theorist conservatives in this like sort of hunger games style way.
But they're a total cartoon of liberals.
Anyway, it's very violent.
There's a lot of bad words.
But if that's a movie that you watch, that kind of stuff, you know, you like an over-the-top action comedy.
I enjoyed it a lot.
I was like, and I was impressed because they didn't go easy on the liberals.
And a lot of the scenes I was like, it felt like something that we would write.
So I highly recommend it if you know you don't mind a little cussing, a little bit of heads getting blown off with shotguns now and then.
But you know, funny, it's not real.
It's Hollywood.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It would be harder to get actors.
Yeah, there's not real.
It's not like true crime podcasts where you have to kill somebody in order to get an episode.
Yeah.
Right.
Those are the most murderous podcasts there are.
Yeah.
I remember when that trailer came out for the hunt and everyone freaked out about it.
Yeah.
And I remember watching it and going like, oh, I see what they're doing.
Yeah.
It's really like was one of the most even-handed movies I've seen come from Hollywood.
Like they're trying to make fun of both sides.
And it's kind of the joke is about the controversy of being so far to each side that we can't even see each other's humans.
You seem like you're still struggling.
I tried to rub my eye with my shirt.
I might have gotten some chip.
Okay, cool.
So, how about you?
What do you got?
I like a video game called Titanfall 2, which is a sequel to Titan Fall 1, but you don't need to play Titanfall 1.
Titan Fall 1 didn't even have a single player.
Even as not a gamer, I was guessing that it was a sequel to Titan Fall 1.
Yeah, you kind of, yeah, the two usually gives tips it off.
So when I played Titanfall 2, it reminded me of my favorite video game ever, Portal, or not Portal, well, Portal, yes, but also Half-Life 2.
And I could tell immediately right now.
That's the sequel to Half-Life 1, which is the second game after Half-Life 1.
Gotcha.
And I was blown away because they never make video games anymore that have very good single-player campaigns.
It's all about multiplayer.
They want you to, you know, buy downloadable content, kill people online.
You're fighting 13-year-olds online all the time, like Call of Duty style.
And I don't enjoy that.
So it's to like actually have a very solid eight to ten hour single-player first-person shooter campaign, very well-produced, great story.
I could just tell like a lot of love went into it.
And it's, you know, it's put out by Respawn Entertainment with EA.
And it's like Electronic Arts gets a lot of crap for putting out corporate feeling stuff that's all about making money on DLC.
So I was blown away.
This came out a few years ago, and I didn't even, I just assumed it was crap.
And it was recommended to me by our managing editor, Joel, and I played it and I just absolutely loved it.
I played through it in like a weekend.
It was like amazing.
So Titanfall 2.
If you haven't checked it out, it's like probably 10 bucks online.
You can get it.
All right, there you go.
Check that out.
That's the best is when you finally decide to try a game out and now it's like in the classics.
Right, exactly.
I got it for $4.99 when it was on sale.
So that was the way to do it.
Let's do some weird news.
Yeah.
This has been stuff that's good.
When you scroll Facebook and you count on Facebook to give you the content that you want to read, it's like you're going up to Mark Zuckerberg every morning, knocking on his door and saying, Hey, Mark Zuckerberg, what should I read this morning?
Or you could just support the Babylon Bee.
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This news is weird.
Podcaster eats chip.
Nearly vomits.
Oh, that's not on our list.
Can't concentrate as he's trying to do a podcast.
I'm sweating, but it's also really hot in here.
Because he's trying to throw up.
This lady was using the laser sight on a handgun to play with a cat, and then she accidentally shot her friend.
Sorry, I'm not laughing.
Well, I heard the whole thing, so I know nobody dies.
Oh, okay.
So she was visiting an apartment in Kenosha.
Isn't Kenosha something famous for Kenosha?
What happened in Kenosha?
I feel like something big happened there, like a shooting or something.
That does feel like not this shooting, but or no, that was like a race or something.
Something happened with Rachel Black.
Yeah, it was the Jacob Black one.
Yep.
It was a shooting last year in August.
Yeah.
Kenosha.
She's at least trying to bring back, like, improve this.
The, you know, when people say Kenosha, they'll go, oh, that's the city where the lady shot their friend instead of a cat.
That's better.
Oh, and Rittenhouse.
It was the whole.
Oh, Rittenhouse.
That's right.
The whole Rittenhouse thing.
Okay.
Yeah.
But anyway, this isn't about them.
This is about that they decided it was a good idea to point at the wall with.
So they're just playing laser pointer with the cat.
But they said, hey, we don't have a laser pointer.
Well, we do.
Hey, there's a handgun over there that has a laser sight on it.
Yeah, that's a laser pointer.
Points use that.
And that doesn't seem like a great one.
And then they're having a gas.
The cat's just going all over trying to get that laser, and he just can't, he doesn't understand why he can't touch it.
His little mind is just like doing circles.
Like, what is it?
It's there, but it's not.
So they shot the gun owner's thigh.
So at some point, probably at the peak of the fun, like, oh, that's probably the most fun.
It always happens at the most.
And then everybody probably for a moment was frozen, like, who got hit?
And they get hit?
Who got hit?
And then they look down.
It's me.
It was me.
And it was the friend who got her leg shot.
The gun owner's thigh.
So is the girl that was holding the gun shot herself in the thigh?
Or would the gun owner let her friend play with her gun and then she got shot?
That's my understanding.
Either way, there is some karma there.
A little bit of karma.
They were drinking, so I mean, I don't know.
I also am wondering, like, if you tried to snipe a cat, we got lucky.
If you try to take out a cat with a sniper rifle and you've got the laser gun.
That's cheating.
And then they just.
Or you could take a guy out with just a laser pointer and then the cat jumps on him.
Oh, I see.
It's a killer.
Does it work on tigers?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You need a really big one.
Bank robber's handwriting was so bad the teller didn't even know he was trying to rob the place.
So police say Alan Slattery entered three banks in Eastbourne.
So is this guy this UK?
It's got to be with names like Eastbourne or is that Slattery?
Or maybe it's an Eastbourne and Hastings.
Or it could be Australia or something.
Slattery.
It's the UK.
Okay.
In the space of two weeks, he robbed three, entered three banks in the space of two weeks and used written notes to ask the cashiers to hand over money.
But according to the constables, his first attempt was at the Nationwide Building Society in Eastbourne.
But due to really bad handwriting, the employee was unable to read the note.
Slattery was forced to just leave empty-handed.
I wanted to know how that went.
Are you a prescription?
Is this a prescription?
What is this?
Yeah, the pharmacy's down the street.
So maybe he was a doctor, too.
Yeah, they're like, your name is Roger?
You're a Rob Romber?
Roomba?
They can't read the word robber.
Give me all your cats.
Robber?
I'm trying to.
I would love to get like, what is she saying?
Trying to read it.
Yeah.
It would be probably like our song at the beginning, but she wasn't eating a hot chip.
So, Slattery has been arrested and charged with attempted robbery.
So, I guess, did he ever pull it off?
It says attempted.
Yeah, attempted.
I guess that counts.
Oh, he entered three banks, and then this one he tried to do it.
I guess.
I don't know.
Also, his first attempt failed, but maybe he had some other.
But I think that still counts.
He's still getting in trouble for that.
According to the Department of Sorry, I was going to say, once they got figured out what the note said.
Yeah.
Wait, go get that guy.
Now I get it.
Maybe he should have like done it.
He should have drawn a picture.
Like stick figures instead.
Or just texted them.
Yeah.
Something.
Something.
Or talked.
Voiced a text.
Yeah.
Hello.
Hand over.
All in your money.
According to the Department of Homeland Security, if you oppose COVID restrictions or if you think election fraud took place in 2020, you are a potential terror threat.
This was kind of crazy.
I saw this graphic going around that NBC.
It was on NBC Nightly News.
Potential terror threats, and it's listing from the Department of Homeland Security.
Opposition to COVID measures.
This one.
Wow.
Claims of election fraud and a belief that Trump can be reinstated.
And a potential terror threat.
You might be a normal guy.
9-11 anniversary and religious holidays.
I don't know.
What does that mean?
I assume that just means like you celebrate 9-11 holidays?
I guess.
Yeah, definite terrorists there.
I think it's just saying that's a high threat time.
Like they're on high alert on 9-11.
Gotcha.
Or Christian holidays.
They don't even know a 9-11 holiday except for when you're remembering it, sadly, you're not celebrating.
Unless you're one of the bad guys, probably.
Unless you're Iran Omar.
Exactly.
So the advisory states.
Oh, wait, you already read that?
No, no, it says.
My brain's still kicking back after that hot pepper.
Anti-government violent extremists will remain a national threat priority for the United States.
These extremists may seek to exploit the re-emergence of COVID-19 variants by viewing the potential re-establishment of public health restrictions across the United States as a rationale to conduct attacks.
So it's a weird.
And then they also said this new terrorism advisory is not based on any actual threats or plots.
Oh, that's.
So it's just somebody coming up with stuff that maybe like, hmm, maybe terrorists, maybe they like beef jerky.
I don't know.
Maybe they just like got giant beards.
Play banjo?
Possibly.
Put it down.
Put it down, Mark.
So it's like a writer's room.
There's a guy like, what do you guys got?
We're just spitballing here.
Spam.
They like spam.
They're always trying to force their friends to eat spam.
Okay.
He's like, what about if they're Muslim?
Hey, bro.
Whoa, Dude, come on.
Fired.
That guy's fired.
Who left that guy in the writer's room?
Man, I don't know.
I can't believe he just suggested that all Muslims are terrorists, though.
Kyle.
I'm sorry.
I'm under the influence of Chip.
Chip.
Canadian man charged after flying a helicopter to Dairy Queen to purchase an ice cream cake.
So he's oh, he charged because of the COVID restrictions?
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah, why is he in trouble?
That sounds like a great idea.
Oh, he was not licensed to land it outside the Dairy Queen.
Okay, so Dairy Queen wasn't the helicopter landing zone.
Yeah, so landing near Dairy Queen requires a special.
Was this like a birthday emergency?
Like his daughter's birthday, and he forgot to get her a cake and he's like, I'm taking the copter out.
And he lands at Dairy Queen to get it.
I guess.
Sounds like something in a rom-com or something.
Saskatchewan, right?
That's like.
I just imagine, like, well, what I imagine is a bunch of tundra and then Bigfoots walking around because I, because the word Sasquatch is almost in the name, so I just immediately think.
Though I know it's probably a city.
I assume it's a city.
I really don't know anything.
So it says you're only allowed to do it if it's an emergency and that did not qualify.
Didn't qualify.
We've got an ice cream cake emergency.
So he was licensed, but not to land on someone.
He was licensed to fly a helicopter, but not to land on South DQ.
Did he get to keep the cake?
Probably.
Yeah, probably.
He probably knew the risk he was taking and he thought it was worth it.
Got belches come up here, little bubbles.
Moving on.
Can you talk?
Okay.
Drunk guy started biting a venomous.
A feminist baby.
A venomous baby snake.
A drunk guy started biting a venomous baby snake that bit him.
It originally bit him.
And now he's dead.
So I think it bit him.
He bit it back.
He lost the fight.
So he said, You know what's going to happen if you bite me?
I'm going to do the same thing to you.
And he bites it.
So Rama Mato.
Wait, do you want to tell you to read it?
Rama Mato was just chilling on his porch on Sunday, drunk, when a baby crate snake, a highly venomous snake, bit him in his leg.
It made it so upset that he grabbed it and he tried to bite it.
But while he was trying to bite it, he was bitten more than 10 times in the face.
Oh my gosh, so it's in his mouth.
And then he threw it into a tree.
So they don't know if it lived, probably because it threw into a tree.
His family tried to get him to seek medical attention, but he said the baby snake was only a little guy.
The guy's just a baby.
He went to bed, and in the morning, he was found dead.
Man.
Okay, well, lesson learned.
Lesson learned.
Don't bite it.
Even if it's a baby.
It's not baby venom.
This grown-up venom.
There's a lesson here in revenge.
It's a vengeance lesson.
Like it's like, oh, they killed me, so I'm going to go kill them.
Especially if it's a baby.
Babies don't know any better.
What you do is you talk to that baby and you positive reinforcement.
It's like if a toddler bites you, you don't bite you.
I'll bite him back.
I mean, at some point, you might need to show him what it feels like and do like a gentle bite.
I disagree.
I don't think that's it.
You know, if they just won't stop, you could use fake teeth.
I'm going to come out against all forms of text.
I'm not going to bite him, but this puppet's going to bite you, and it has human teeth.
And just, I'm not going to go all the way, but I want you to know what you're doing, the pain you're inflicting on people.
Until they start to look like, oh, that hurts.
And you, okay, now you know.
I'm going to write a parenting book.
Puppet parenting.
You just have a puppet for every situation.
This is the human teeth puppet.
Where are you acquiring the nevermind?
Just people die every day, Kyle.
There's teeth everywhere.
You can get human teeth or a puppet.
You just have to add it when people have to sign off when they get the driver's license.
Would you be willing to donate your teeth to parenting puppetry?
It's like the organ donor.
Yeah, it's like an organ donor.
Yeah, to teaching children not to bite.
Okay, so Barbie code condemned as a typo.
Barbie condemned after releasing an inclusive Tokyo Olympics collection that didn't actually even include an Asian-looking doll.
So it's inclusive and it's Tokyo Olympics, but they didn't leave that.
No one there looks like they're from Tokyo.
What does someone that looks like Tokyo look like?
Friends from Tokyo look like.
Because I think that girl kind of.
I mean, they try to make it all ambiguously rated, like, except for, I mean, there's like, well, yeah, because there's so many races.
How are you going to cover them all?
But yeah, Asian's a big one.
I mean, there's a lot of Asian.
It's kind of weird in this article.
What do you think?
What do you think, Brandon?
I don't know if Brandon wants to weigh in.
He's Asian.
He keeps saying they did not include a visibly Asian Barbie.
Visibly Asian.
It is like tread into very racist waters.
So they're mad that – no, never mind.
Uh… So many things not to say.
So they got widespread criticism for this.
So it's inclusive, but not Tokyo.
Even though it's the Tokyo Olympics.
My daughter loves Barbies, and she just like she buys, we let her pick whatever one she wants.
And she'll like pick out, like, she picked out, like, she actually saved her money up to buy a wheelchair Barbie.
Like all these inclusive ones.
Like, we didn't tell her.
So in our babysitter, it's very, you know, she's like telling us like how proud of us she is as parents.
Like, you just bring her up right.
You're getting her the wheelchair Barbie and all the different races of Barbie.
And I just, I applaud your parenting.
Like, dude, she just does that.
We don't make her.
She could go all out Paris Hilton Barbies and she just doesn't.
So a guy broke a Guinness World record by chugging a two-liter soda in 18.45 seconds.
Oh, this guy has a cool nickname.
Eric Badlands Booker.
Eric Badlands Booker.
Chugging a two-liter.
Oh, he's a rapper.
So he finished the drink and then he said, yes, that's what I'm talking about.
That's delicious.
Which I want to say every time I drink a soda now.
Sit down in the theater.
Well, I chugged this two liter because my name, I'm like 2nd Peter.
I'm going to.
That's all I got.
I'm still burning from this pepper.
I'm going to blame that.
Wearing a wife beater?
Wife Peter.
All right.
I'm about to break some records.
Break the meter.
Correct me if I'm freckled.
We move on.
All right.
So we're going to talk to Phalimer.
Macaulay.
Do we have to speak Irish to say his name?
What's his last name?
McAlier?
What?
McAlier.
McAlier.
We're going to talk to Phelan McAlier.
Yes.
Who is an Irish-American filmmaker?
Filmmakers.
They made the Gosnell film.
They made some other documentaries, and now they're working on a movie about Hunter Biden and all the stuff that everybody's trying to make us not know about.
And he makes a great point that basically the Hunter Biden story is like the Wolf of Wall Street.
Why has nobody made this movie?
Yeah.
Like everything that, like, which I'm not even saying what the Trump kids are or are not, but everything that they got like characterized as being.
Yes.
He literally is all of it, and they know to talk about him.
They don't talk about it at all.
All right, let's talk to him.
Let's do it.
All right, Mr. McAlier, thanks for coming on.
Well, thank you.
Thank you for having me.
So Phela McAlier is you're working on a project called My Son Hunter, which is talking about one of the most upstanding citizens of the United States, Hunter Biden, and all of his great accomplishments.
You want to tell us a little bit about this thing?
Yeah, well, it's a movie.
We're making a movie about Hunter Biden.
It's a Hunter Biden biopic.
To us, it's a movie that should be a competition in Hollywood to make this movie.
This should be a bidding war.
It's got everything.
It's got sexy women.
It's got strip joints.
It's got exotic locations.
China, Ukraine, Kiev, Monte Carlo.
It's got corruption.
It's got power.
It's got Washington.
It's got sex and drugs and rock and roll.
And, you know, these are the ingredients of great movies, I'm told.
But no one wants to make it because it shines an unwelcome spotlight on Hunter Biden, on Joe Biden, and on the corruption of the Biden family.
And it's good, you know, so this is what we do.
We tell stories that no one else tells.
So we're making a movie about that.
And it's going to be shot in Serbia, which is going to double as Ukraine.
It's going to be shot in Serbia in the next few months, starting October.
A bidding war for the Hunter Biden.
Now, there's different Hollywood directors that I want to see their spin on the Snyder Cut, the Michael Bay with lots of cocaine explosions, the Steven Spielber version.
I don't know.
Throwing some stuff out there.
So my main question when I think about this, what is it about Hunter Biden that what does it tell us about Joe Biden?
Are you just picking on his son?
What's the story there?
Well, I mean, look, as people probably can hear from my accent, I'm not from around these parts, right?
You know, I'm from Ireland.
I'm not going to, being Irish, I'm not going to make a movie making fun of someone's addictions.
You know, we imported alcoholism, exported alcoholism all over the world, it and the potato.
And, you know, so as an Irishman, I'm just not, we're not going to make fun of someone's addictions.
And we're not doing that, right?
Even though he's been very public about it.
This is, you know, I say this is this movie is Austin Powers meets King Lear meets House of Cards, right?
So there's all these different elements to it.
And there is this King Lear element to it where Hunter Biden is not the perfect son, not the chosen son, not the golden son.
Bo was that.
Bo died, unfortunately, tragically.
And there's this tension between Joe and Hunter.
Hunter is the weak son of Fredo.
And Joe looks at Hunter and most parents would look at him and say, he needs protection.
He needs help.
What did Joe do?
He used him as his bag man.
You know, going around raising money using the bid family name, cutting the big guy in for 10%.
You know, so there's a lot of tension there.
I mean, we showed, we talked about this movie to a famous Hollywood director who I won't give his name.
You know, he wants to stay out of it.
And he said, I can't help you with this.
I want to work again.
And we said, well, tell us what you think.
He goes, you know what?
At some level, Hunter hates his father.
That's why he left the laptop behind for a year.
He wanted it to be discovered somewhere subconsciously.
Who does that, right?
And it's like he wanted to sabotage his father's campaign.
You know, there's that tension there between the two of them.
And it has always been there.
So this, you know, and, you know, Hunter did write, people may not know this.
Hunter did write an email saying, I'm cutting the big guy in for 10% of all my deals.
And the big guy, according to his business partner, was Joe Biden.
So there's a lot of great stories there.
Now, Twitter actually banned all the sharing of that story about the laptop when it first came out.
What are your chances that your movie is going to get banned on Twitter?
Are they even going to let people see it?
Well, we're in negotiations with the Taliban at the moment to get them to push it out through their account.
They're apparently the big influencers.
I don't know where they are.
There's this account called the Taliban.
They're big influencers.
I don't know exactly who they are.
But if you pay them enough money, they'll send it out through their account.
And they're very powerful.
They're big.
Yeah, they promote a lot of multiculturalist issues and stuff like that.
They're really funny TikToks.
Yeah.
So that's our marketing plat.
But seriously, I mean, obviously, you know, there's the possibility of getting banned, and we just have to try not to ban and then use it to our advantage if we do by saying, really, you're gonna, you're going to do this.
I mean, hopefully, there will be some self-respecting members of the media out there and say, this is too much.
I mean, Hunter Biden.
Hunter Biden has written a biography about all this.
You know, a confessional memoir that had lots of lies in it, interestingly, for a confessional memoir.
But he's written about this.
So, you know, Twitter, are you going to ban Hunter Biden as well?
So, is it about Hunter Biden, his story that made you go, oh, we've got to make a movie?
Like, this is what is the thing about what was the big hook for it?
Well, I'm from Northern Ireland, but I really hate people trying to cover up the truth, actually.
You know, it really gets me, gets my goat.
Like, it really gets under my skin.
And I thought when you see somebody trying to cover something up, you know, the first inclination is just to throw it up out there for people to see it.
So I want to get that story out there.
I want to get that truth out there.
And, you know, it's just an amazingly great, funny, it's a funny story, too.
It's a, I mean, there is an Austin Powers element to this.
I mean, Hunter, he talks about in his biography, you know, and in an interview he gave with a New Yorker, he was going into a rehab facility and I think it was in DC.
On the way in, he met a woman called Bicycles who was known as, she was a homeless woman who carried a bicycle, therefore was known as Bicycles.
And he got into conversation with her.
And instead of going into the rehab facility, he spent the next two months living with bicycles.
So there's a humorous element to it.
Like, you know, this is a guy who, on his first day in the Navy, he got a waiver to go into the Navy as an older person.
He got in directly.
First day was tested for drugs and was found to have more cocaine in the system than the population of Columbia.
And he had then, he had some excuse in his per capita.
It's some excuse about, oh, I met some South Africans in a bar and they gave me a cigarette.
The cigarette was laced with cocaine.
I didn't realize it.
So it happens.
I mean, you meet people all the time who give you cigarettes for free, don't you?
And people, I don't know much about cocaine, but I don't imagine people are giving it away free to strangers either.
So there's a humorous element.
There's a funny element to this that makes that's the element of a good movie as well, in my opinion.
And there's a serious element to it and there's an entertainment element to it as well.
So it's the perfect movie.
So I'm going to assume this is all funded by Putin in Russia.
Your whole movie is Russian misinformation.
Yes, right.
That's what they said, Russian misinformation.
Well, no, actually, thank you for bringing that up.
No, we're crowdfunding it, actually.
And we, you know, we're doing, we put it out to people.
We did that with our last movie.
We made the Gosnell movie.
Many of your listeners will probably know the Gosnell story and the Gosnell movie.
And many of them will probably have supported the Gosnell movie, actually.
And we raised 2.6 million for that.
And we're now doing the Hunter Biden movie, 2.5 million.
We're almost there.
People can go to mysonhunter.com if they want to help.
And it's important because Hollywood won't fund this.
The mainstream media won't report on it.
This story has to be told.
And it's important that it's be told.
And it's people funded, not establishment-funded.
It's kind of fascinating, like stories like Gosnell.
Like, you would think very similar to what you're talking about with the Hunter Biden movie, that so many people would jump at the chance to make a movie about this crazy serial killer.
But because he was an abortion doctor, nobody wanted to touch it.
No, look, we were literally because we were documentary filmmakers, right?
We were journalists, documentary filmmakers.
And I was actually in the courtroom during the Goswell trial.
And I came back to Los Angeles, where we're based, and said to Anne, we've got to make this movie.
And she goes, you know, and they said, no, we don't cover it, you know, we don't do that.
But I got the transcripts and Anne read them.
My wife, a producer partner, and she said, we've got to make this.
And we then said, well, but obviously everyone else is going to be making it.
What do we know?
We can't make a Gosnell movie.
You know, everyone else is going to be making it.
So he sat and waited for the announcement and waited and waited and waited.
I mean, you're right.
It has serial killers.
It has racism.
Like Gosnell had nicer rooms for white women than black women.
Right?
It has most of his victims were African Americans or immigrants.
It had abortion, a hot topic.
It had a crime through crime.
It had serial killers.
It had dock detectives.
It even had the opioid prices.
He was caught because he was selling opioids, not because what he was doing in the abortion clinic.
They stumbled across the abortion story because of an opioid search warrant.
It has all the elements.
And in fact, we actually had to kick out some of the strangest, craziest stuff for the movie.
We put it in the book because people wouldn't believe it.
And, you know, you don't want to bring people out of the movie.
But some of the stuff was so crazy that we took it out and put it in the book.
Could you put it on our podcast?
What's the craziest stuff?
I want to hear it.
You know, this is wonderful.
Well, he, he, the crazy stuff, I mean, he, when they came in, when they raided the clinic, he was in the middle, or he was in the middle of a proceeding.
No, it wasn't in the middle, but he left them, even though they were witnessing all this thing, the baby's feet and jars and all.
He went off and performed an abortion on a woman, right?
During the search, came back and they were interrogating him.
And he opened up his lunch, which was teriyaki salmon, and had bloodstained gloves on him and proceeded to eat his lunch in front of them.
Now, there's a hardened FBI agent who described this in court and says, to this day, I have not been able to eat salmon.
Yeah, you put that in the movie.
It almost seems like too cartoonishly over the top.
Yes, yeah, yeah.
You know, it's there was so much like that, but you're just thinking.
Yeah, yes, right.
You're risking the cartoon element to it.
And we were going, okay, you can tell the truth, but you don't want to take your viewers out of the movie.
So it's a great, I mean, it's a great story.
And I mean that from a journalistic movie point of view.
It has all the elements.
And we felt it was really important to tell it.
And when we realized people weren't going to tell it, we knew we had to tell it and we're very proud of it.
I'm curious.
You go back to this My Son Hunter movie.
And I still talk to people that don't know what anything happened with Hunter Biden.
They either didn't even hear about the laptop story or they heard about a laptop and they go, oh, yeah, that got banned because it was a fake story.
What is the awareness level of all this stuff?
Appallingly low.
Very interesting.
The MRC actually, Media Research Center, did a poll just after the election.
Something like 50 or 60% of Democrats had never heard of Hunter Biden.
Interestingly, when they told them about him, they said 15% said it would have changed their vote, but they hadn't heard of him.
We did a poll on Venice Boardwalk of the tourists going back, and we chose 20 Biden voters.
19 had never heard of Hunter Biden.
One, sorry, 18 had never heard.
One had heard, but didn't know much, and one had heard and knew the corruption stories.
So people do, you're right.
Now, since he wrote his book and since his art has come out, his wonderful art, that story has permeated a little.
But you're right.
It's shocking how little people know.
And if this movie does anything but sends people to Google to find the stories about him, and hopefully Google won't be censoring them that much.
Then we've done something.
But you're right.
There is, you know, among Democrats and among people who, and independents, there's a limited knowledge of Hunter Biden.
And these are stories they should know.
With all your research of Hunter Biden, what's something you like about him?
Well, that's a good question.
What do I like about Hunter?
You know, look.
There's got to be some tidbit in there.
You're like, you know what?
I kind of like that part of this guy.
Top five favorite things.
Okay, I'm going to ask my wife that because she's more of a human.
She's more sympathetic.
Yeah, she's got more empathy.
What do we like about Hunter Biden?
Is there anything we like about him?
Actually, she's looking at me like, you know, it's funny.
Tragic figure.
Sorry?
I mean, my wife actually is even sore on him than I am.
She really doesn't like it.
On his book, on his confessional memoir, it says Hunter Biden has five children, three girls, you know, four children, three girls and a boy.
He has a baby by a stripper in Arkansas, a girl, and he has never acknowledged that baby.
The president of the United States had an inauguration and never acknowledged that baby.
You know, this is scum behavior.
This is scum.
That child is going to grow up into an adult.
His child is going to grow up into a teenager.
And it's all going to be there on YouTube.
She's going to get the book and see that he, in his confessional memoir, when he was supposed to tell the truth and when he was supposed to really bring it all out there, he decided, you know, he wiped her off the face of the earth and she did nothing in his bio.
Like, I mean, what kind of person?
You know, so.
We have respect for what she's drinking.
Oh, actually, Anne's telling me now we have respect for the amount of alcohol he can put away.
Here we go.
Coming from England.
Coming from the Irish.
I'm coming from an Irishman.
Being from Ireland.
Being from Ireland.
See, people don't actually realize how much Irish people drink.
They see that in movies, they think it's a cliché, and then you go home and we live the cliche.
So we do have a certain amount of respect for his ability to put it away.
He's a savvy businessman, too.
I mean.
Interesting, he was a good businessman.
He was getting $86,000 a year for $86,000 per month from Burisma, the Ukrainian oil company, for five years for corporate governance advice.
He was a partner.
Yeah, we respect that.
He was a partner in a Chinese investment fund, a $1.2 billion Chinese investment fund.
He had another Chinese businessman give him a diamond ring worth $85,000.
He'd another Chinese businessman give him a credit card worth $100,000 worth of credit.
And the mayor of Moscow's wife sent him $3 million for consultancy services.
So, I mean, you know, as a conservative capitalist, he's good at bringing in the dough, you know.
Got to respect that.
Did you guys try to get Nicholas Cage to play Hunter Biden?
That is a good point, actually.
We should think about that.
Yeah, yeah, there's a definitely.
Crowdfunding stretch goal, like if you hit a certain, you know, we'll do a Nicholas Cage edit.
Actually, it's a good point.
He has that Nicholas Cage feel to him, all right?
You know, that's slightly crazy.
Yeah, slightly crazy, exactly.
Just throwing that out there.
Some ideas.
All right.
So people can go to mysonhunter.com if they want to help support this movie.
And thanks so much for joining us.
This is.
Yeah.
I love how you say the word baby.
Yeah, well, I was going to say that too.
That's the next thing I was going to say.
Bibby.
Can you say baby?
I can't even say it.
Baby.
He has a bibby.
Bibby.
You just ran out of the bag.
I'm glad I've made your afternoon with that.
I feel it.
This is racism or something.
I know, somebody.
You don't get to be, you know, making racism jokes until you get an Irish guy, and we get to just let it out.
Italians and the Irish.
That's pretty much all we have left.
Sorry.
Okay, well, that's my role in life now.
All right.
It was a pleasure talking to you, sir.
Hey, guys, thank you.
Check out my son Hunter.
MysonHunter.com.
Now, that guy was one cool lad.
Oh, yeah.
Luck of the Irish.
Wow.
Yeah.
Hi.
Potato.
So we're going to go to hate mail now, and this is going to be a mega hate mail section.
We just collected a bunch of hate mail.
Yeah, we're using up.
Hopefully we get more hate mail because we're like using it all up in this episode.
Oh, well, Kyle, your shirt just suddenly changed.
Crazy.
Yeah, I'm going to a Padres game after this.
Oh, cool.
Is that a sport?
Yeah, it is a sport.
Yeah.
They play the stick ball.
Okay, with the stick in the ball.
It's like cricket.
With red threads in the ball.
That's the one.
That's the one.
Okay.
But the problem is, all the good seats are in the vaccinated section.
But I don't want to get vaccinated because I don't want to grow a third arm.
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Have you monetized it before?
Is this your first merchandise?
This is our first merch.
And we spend a lot of time trying to come up with a good merge.
And then our CEO was like, hey, you should just do a shirt that says identify as vaccinated.
We did it and it's like crazy.
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Dang it, Ethan.
If you're a premium Babylon B subscriber, you have a discount in your email that you can use.
Discount code.
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Don't discount that.
Anyway.
Okay.
I really miss Adam Ford.
So here we go.
Let's rapid fire through this hate mail before I vomit.
Okay.
Doctor, so we wrote an article, Dr. Fauci runs into village screaming that a wolf is coming to devour us all again.
And this guy didn't like it.
Does he know about the story of the little boy who cried a wolf?
Oh, maybe.
Or does he know who Dr. Fauci is?
Maybe not.
He doesn't know.
If you don't know either of those things, then the joke's not funny.
You're really going to be lost.
That could be the case here.
He says, are any articles ever funny?
These guys are lost.
I thought this was supposed to be parody.
Parody equals funny.
These stupid jokes are not funny.
His name's Freaky Lil G.
So he has an interesting logic chain there.
He was under the impression we were supposed to be parody.
However, tangential theorem, fact, parody equals funny.
These jokes are not funny.
Therefore, they are not parody.
Therefore, they are true?
So it's not parody.
It's not parody.
The ultimate argument is that it is not parody.
But there's that Christian band called Apologetics.
Yeah.
And they're parodies.
They're not very funny.
So are they parodying?
So are they not parody?
Is it really the real song?
We just don't realize it.
I don't know.
Hey, here's one from It's Me Pappy Paper.
Okay, that's his name.
This is like the onion, but unfunny and uninteresting.
Hey, here's another one about us not being as funny as the onion.
Whatever the worst article is that was ever published by The Onion is still about 30 times funnier than this garbage.
The onion has high standards, so I bet their least funny article is still up there quite a way.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
I'll take it.
Are we reading this one?
So here's a mouthful.
This guy, I don't understand what's happening.
Okay.
Let's just do it.
It's in a very large font.
Did he send it to you in this case?
This is the exact font that he sent it in.
Yeah, I would show you, but there's lots of swearing in it.
So what's he responding to?
Is it matter?
He just kind of emailed us out of the blue, and I don't understand what's happening.
Okay.
Are you taking this or am I?
Could not agree more.
These porpoises could care less about children, the elderly, or anyone except those poor fetuses that we whack out of the womb, just like God, G-A-W-D, says to do in Hosea 13 through 16 and Psalms 137 through 9.
When we abort, we are following the dictates of God.
So shut your pious Bible holes and take your punishment from heaven like the sinning dog.
Turn up.
You are.
Bonus corollary.
We rid ourselves of total garbage humans.
And hopefully there's resultants from all that Kentucky inbreeding and hee-haw pants leavings.
No downside here.
Pants leavings.
Is that poo-poo?
Like pants leavings?
I got some leavings in these pants.
I hope it's poo.
I could get left behind in the pants.
So, Jose, you get how old do you know your Bible?
Hosea 13 through 16?
I have no idea.
Endorses abortion.
Oh, probably like Psalms.
It's like the God.
I hope that God throws your babies against the rock or whatever, maybe.
Their little ones will be dashed to the ground.
Hosea 13, 16.
Although it's not Hosea 13 through 16.
It's Hosea 13, colon 16, but he put 13 through 16.
Oh.
So he just doesn't know the Bible.
He doesn't know how to do Bible addresses.
Yeah, he doesn't know his Bible hole.
Bible hole?
He says, shut your pious Bible holes.
Bible holes.
Well, it seems like he got to get out a lot of creativity when he wrote this, so I'm all for it.
So we had a really long one.
Now here's a really short one.
Okay.
This is very to the point.
From William.
Hello.
Hello.
Flower bed.
You try being funny.
Will sent for my iPhone.
The best part, you missed the best part.
The subject line.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, it's subject.
Very important.
Okay.
That's the subject line.
This guy was mad about an article we did about abortion.
Oh, this is amazing.
I'm sure every male at BB keeps it in his pants unless he wants his wife married in a devout Christian ceremony and carried unpolluted to the marriage bed to have a bouncing baby every year to make Jesus smile.
Woman, what have I to do with thee?
The whole thing's all caps.
As long as you maintain the hate women theme and endorse forcing us to have that baby every year to pay for your fun, you can stop sending me the rest of your turnip.
Jesus never existed.
So why are you subscribed?
I don't understand why they're subscribed to ours.
They subscribed in the first place.
Maybe they subscribed and they didn't know we were pro-life or something.
I don't know.
I'm fascinated by these ideas that if you're just the character that they've created of guys who are pro-life.
Yeah, that's totally.
They're like lording over women.
Most of the females I know are pro-life.
I want my wife to have a bouncing baby every year.
Jesus smile.
A baby every year?
That'd be a lot.
That would be a lot.
Most of us don't want a baby every year.
And you don't want a wife who's in the first year of a baby every year.
Right.
That's just hard.
That's some crazy Mormon stuff.
Yeah, we're not Mormons.
We're Christians.
At least the FL DS.
Yeah.
Right.
But even the regular.
But that's why they have so many wives because you want at least one wife who's not in that first year of baby because that's a rough year for everybody.
All right.
We got one more hate mail for you before we jump into the subscriber portion.
This is one where she didn't realize it was a joke.
Yeah, so we wrote an article, Wrestler Stripped of a Gold Medal After Pro-USA Comments Surface.
And she replies to the email with that article.
So she wrote, She has stripped of her well-deserved gold medal just because her statement was pro-American and in a moment of joy she made a mistake according to the IOC.
She was asked how she felt when she won.
How else would expect one to answer?
What type of bull donkey from the IOC is this?
I will never again support the Olympics.
Disgusting.
And worst of all, we let them get away with this garbage.
I hope the popularity sinks to rock bottom.
Then they'll learn the hard way financially.
Mark, his name's Mark.
Oops, it's not a girl.
It's a man.
Okay.
Sorry, did we say she?
Oh, because I said she is me.
And I know I had in my head that this is a woman.
I just imagined like an aunt.
I always think whenever someone makes a mistake on the internet, I think it's an aunt.
It's always.
Because the other day, my aunt, like I had a, I posted a drawing of like a weird dragon that I did in my sketchbook the other day.
She replied on Facebook a message about condolences for my dad passing, like on the comments of the drawing.
Like as if she's replying to it.
Like it was just weird.
Like she doesn't know how comments work on Facebook.
Yeah.
Grandparents, aunts, they do that a lot.
Yeah.
Oh, they'll just talk to somebody like they're DMing.
Yeah.
How are the kids?
Yeah, just like that's not how this works.
All right, we're going to move into our subscriber lounge after a short break.
We're just going to lay there.
And think about our lives.
We're going to, we have some bonus hate mail and we're going to read some subscriber headlines.
More bonus hate mail.
And let's do it.
Let's do it.
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Goosing.
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Hello.
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