I am the number one most influential Generation Z right-wing commentator in the United States of America, and I have been for the last four years.
No curly-headed bitch is going to come for that title because he made a couple of YouTube videos about jerking off.
I'm fucking him. Not I'm fucking him.
I mean, I'm him! I'm him!
And I've been him for a minute.
But, you know, he wants to comfort the throne.
You know, here's Mel. Um, I have some YouTube videos.
I made a YouTube video about masturbating.
Yeah, okay. And, bitch.
And I'm the number one anti-Semite in America for, like, a thousand years.
And you come in here, well, I made a little YouTube video about jerking off.
Yeah, well, why don't you go jerk off, pal?
Because this seat is taken, okay?
The seat of the number one most influential Zoomer commentator in America is taken by my ass!
So you could go jerk off!
He goes on a show with the IDF agent, and the IDF agent is like, huh, isn't Nick Fuentes so gay?
And he's got to sit there and yuck it up with him.
It's like, I want you to think about that.
This is where your life choices have led you.
You think you're so clever? And every decision you made has landed you in that seat with Adam King, some frickin' IDF agent, telling you, oh, Nick White just sucks, right?
And you sit there, you Catholic.
You're Catholic. You're a Catholic anti-Semite, and you're gonna sit there and slander a fellow Catholic who maybe you don't like.
Maybe you don't like me personally.
Maybe you disagree with me. But you're gonna sit there and take it from some IDF guy.