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Oct. 8, 2019 - Alex Jones Show
05:43
20191008_Tue_Radio
# unknown 1200 silicon valley patriotism alex jones bannedvideo censorship china trade chinese market free speech freespeechtv gavin mcinnes globalism infowars joe biggs milo yiannopoulos nba

Alex Jones and chaotic skits featuring "Unknown 1200" dissect the absurdity of Silicon Valley's globalist agenda, mocking a character who falsely claims to work for Google while planning to smuggle weed into China. The segment satirizes corporate expansion through nonsensical dialogues involving NBA partnerships and Communist Party loyalty before Jones concludes that censoring nationalists as "dumb jellyfish" is failing because resistance via Banned.Video is successfully spreading anti-globalist narratives to smartphone users worldwide. [Automatically generated summary]

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Gavin McInnes is back with his all-new online network, FreeSpeech.tv.
Gavin McInnes, Joe Biggs, Miley Yiannopoulos, and Soph, all at freespeech.tv.
Music.
If you are receiving this transmission, you are the resistance.
Live from the Infowars.com studios, it's Alex Jones.
the Infowars.com I did a little research.
Turns out, there's a lot of people in China.
If we can get, like, 2% of that market to buy our weed, we'd make millions of millions of dollars.
I'm flying to China tomorrow.
I've got to get in on this before anyone else thinks of it.
*BEEP*
First time going to China?
Uh, no, not really.
It's my first time.
I'm going out to try and drum up a little business.
What are you heading out for?
I work for a clothing company.
We're trying to break into the market and get the Chinese people as customers.
Oh! Hey!
F*** you!
Huh? I had that idea like three days ago.
So what?
So when did you come up with it?
Hey, Mitchell, you're on this flight?
Yeah, that's so funny.
I'm working for Google now, overseeing the expansions into the Chinese user base.
He had still with the NBA, doing some press with the players to try to get more Chinese viewers.
Oh, for Christ's sake!
You have a good idea and everyone wants to copy you.
Fine, I can handle some healthy competition.
Who else wants to go to China and get some of their money?
Oh, for crying out loud.
Let me guess, you work for a company trying to get Chinese people as customers.
Wow! Where'd you get that idea?
It's okay, it's okay.
I'm sure there's plenty of Chinese people for all of us.
Thank you.
Next one.
Okay.
Hello. Howdy.
I'm a small business owner from the United States.
You guys know any money people here?
Can I give you guys my card?
I'm just starting to grow my business here in China.
What is this, sir?
Oh, that?
That's weed.
Bawana! You know.
Bawana, Bawana!
Canicola!
No, here we go.
Jay-shee-dama-daggerty-wade. Oh, hey, everything all right?
What's going on?
suitcase. Could you grab my suitcase?
All my weed is in there.
Excuse me.
JT, Dama!
I am a proud member of the The Communist Party.
The party is more important than the individual.
Don't! Help me!
Don't let me!
Don't let me!
Help me!
Oh, hello there.
Who's there?
Nobody. Just a bear.
I was wondering, since you're new, if you might have some honey.
No, I don't have any honey.
Are you prisoners here?
Some people said "Poo" looked like the Chinese p-p-p-president.
So we're illegal in China now.
alex jones ▲ ● ▼
Silicon Valley thinks you're a dumb jellyfish.
They think the West is dead.
They think if they censor nationalists and patriots off the internet, you'll just forget about us.
And then they'll be the only information out there.
Well, so far, that's not been working too well for them.
Thanks to you spreading the word steadfastly that the resistance to globalism is alive and well at Banned.Video.
And now we've added a lot of new functions and a lot of new hosts and contributors to Banned.Video.
So please bookmark it and check it daily.
And even more importantly, tell folks about Band.Video and realize that you can take it with you anywhere you want on your, quote, smartphone to put our free app on your device.
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