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Jan. 27, 2026 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Minnesota Murder Part 2

Mike, Eric, and Steph talk about the killing of Alex Pretti and the hypocrites no longer defending the 2nd Amendment because they'll do anything to justify the government killing people. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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LEDs and Vape 00:02:18
The Adventures in Hell World podcast talks in depth about QAnon.
While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody.
I am Mike Reigns, aka Poker and Politics, and welcome to another exciting, fascinating, and scintillating episode of Adventures in Hell World.
This week I am joined by Eric, the deep state operative, who's apparently arguing with his family right now because he's muted and shouting.
Yes, I had to let them know that this is a phone in my hand, not a gun.
That's very important.
That is a distinction that might save your life, but probably won't.
And we're also joined by Steph, who is vaping, and that is a vape and not a gun in her hand.
Hi, Steph.
Hi, I haven't slept in 24 hours.
How's everyone doing?
Go to bed.
Are there LEDs on your vape or was that just the light hitting it?
That was the definitely LEDs.
I have LEDs.
There are LEDs on the vape, and there are LEDs on my wall.
Oh, so true story.
Yesterday I did Pinewood Derby with Cub Scouts, which if you don't know what that is, basically you build a you build a little race car out of a slab of pinewood and some plastic wheels and then you race them on our by putting them on a ramp and letting gravity do its thing.
And if you do it right, you call aliens to earth, right?
That's South Park.
Okay.
So we were, I didn't know they were on South Park, so maybe people are more familiar with it than I thought.
But anyway, there was an adult circuit where some of the scout masters had made their own.
And one guy comes out and he had a freaking lighting kit all over his car.
Though it did not make him any faster, he actually lost the race to a guy who only had three wheels on his car.
So it was very interesting.
There's no windows on these things.
They're literally just pieces of wood that you sand down and cut.
And then the one I helped my son make, we put a Lego figure on it who for some reason was missing one of his arms.
So I named the car the one-armed bandit.
And he got third place.
So one arm is more aerodynamic than two.
Very nice.
Another good news that we can talk about in the world.
Pill Promise 00:14:02
I got my drugs.
I got my drugs.
It took forever, but I finally defeated the medical industry in America and have gotten my Wagovi pills.
It was very funny when I called the pharmacist to get them.
She said, oh, you're the first one.
I was the first one to get the pills and not the shot.
And my doctor was very adamant.
He's like, hey, man, get the shot.
You should get the shot.
And I'm like, shot's 200 a month.
The pills are $150 a month.
Are you going to cover that $50 gap there for me?
You're going to pony up that $50 a month for me.
And he was like, oh, but if you take the pill, you can't eat anything for a half hour after you take it in the morning.
I'm like, I don't need breakfast.
I really don't care.
Just give it to me.
So after all that, I got it.
And today I took my first pill.
So this dose level is like baby's first GLP one.
It is a very weak dose.
Next month, I'm getting a much stronger dose.
Yeah, that's how they have to do it.
They start you off on the lowest dose and then they and then you do a, what do you call it?
Not a check-in, a, you know, where the doctor says, are you dead yet?
Yeah.
Yeah, so yeah, I've been taking the shot form of gophi for about a year now, and it's uh, it's worked great.
I've lost about 50 pounds on it, so I'm very happy with the results.
Yeah, I uh but the thing is, is like I'm on like 35, I'm on like 15 milligrams for the first month, and next month I'm going right up to 40.
I'm like, they're beefing me up right quick, so that's uh very I think that might actually, I don't, I mean, the dosage is different for the shots, but I think that is just the natural progression.
You go from that, it's not like they go up like five milligrams every month, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They start giving, yeah, it basically the first month is just like slowly like poking your brain, letting you know, hey, we're gonna start hitting this sensor in your brain really hard real soon.
Just want that sensor to know it's coming, and then uh, as time goes on, boop, boop, boop, boop, there we go.
So, yeah, yeah, because I think you would, I think you would get going to like renal failure if you took the highest dose right off the bat.
Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure it would mess you up.
I'm sure that like, I'm sure, I mean, I mean, they would love nothing more than to give you a pill that just fucking made weight fall off you immediately because Jesus Christ, that'd be selling like hot cakes.
So just like start a pill treatment, and in six months, you'll be down 30 pounds.
And like, that sounds great, but when you're like doing it, you're like, come on, why can't I lose this side?
So, yeah, the thing that got me about it was that it took me like three or four months to actually get it after I got the prescription because it was probably different now because this was like a year ago when the stuff was still relatively new.
And the problem was that a lot of celebrities were hitting up their doctors for prescriptions so they could drop like 10 pounds for their next movie role or something like that.
So it was like impossible.
I had to go, I went to like six different pharmacies before I found one that covered the lowest dosage.
And then even then, it was like, okay, I got the first dose.
Now, hopefully next month I'll be able to get the next one.
So it was very exciting for a little while there.
Oh, yeah.
If that doesn't work, you can just get some cocaine.
No, thank you.
Terrible stage, terrible stage partner.
No, but what's really funny, well, that's not going to happen now because now they're like so aggressive with the stuff.
Like Wagovi's got the pill.
There's going to be no Zempic pill out soon.
So they're going to be like really just like flooding the market more than anything.
So this is going to be like the exact opposite.
She's going to have an embarrassment of riches now.
And just like, which, what drug do I want?
There's so many to choose from.
Yeah.
And, and my mom is on, she's at Manjaro now, but she was trying to get something else before, but she couldn't for these reasons I stated before.
So that's why she's doing Manjaro now.
But she, what annoys me about it is that she's taking it because she's diabetic.
She's not doing it for weight loss.
So this is like, this is like a medical, this is like, nobody would question this being a medical necessity.
And she can't find it because other people are using it to, you know, look at it in their bathing suit.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, that was the thing that was really funny.
It's like last year when this all started, they were like, yeah, we're going to do some blood work on you.
And if you're pre-diabetic or diabetic, you get Ozempic.
And I was like, oh, come on, let me have a really bad medical condition.
And it was like, turns out you're not.
So you don't get nothing.
It was like, oh, what was your A1C?
I have no idea, but I do remember they tried to get me with Govie due to cholesterol.
And then my insurance company was like, no, fuck you.
No goddamn way you're getting inferred cholesterol.
You cholesterol.
My eye, you, you con man, you grifter.
So that was great.
Yeah, I had to have like an hour-long consultation with my doctor, explaining to her that everything that I've been doing for the last year where, because I had managed to lose about 30 pounds on my own.
So just give me it.
So add that to the 50 I've lost now.
Could you could say I was pretty hefty for a while there, but um, yeah, so I'm looking good, you're looking good.
Thank you.
I was telling her, I'm doing this and this, and I'm like, and I got this fitness tracker on my watch, and I'm hitting my steps, and I'm doing all this, but I just could not, I just hit a plateau and I could not get below it no matter what I did.
And she's like, okay, well, if you, well, if I can show the insurance company that you're doing all this and you're still not losing any weight, then we should be able to get you approved.
And she did it a lot quicker than I thought she'd be able to.
So that was nice.
The medical industry working for customers?
Oh my God.
I really hope I can get a prescription so I'm not like the odd man out.
Well, we've almost gotten 10 minutes of happy, go-lucky stuff.
So fuck that shit.
Strap in everybody, strap in baby, because Ice just murdered someone else.
Yeah, this is.
You know, and I was still fucking glowing from the Bone Temple.
I saw the Bone Temple like on Thursday, and I was still carrying around this orgasmic afterglow that long after I saw it and planning on seeing it again.
Things were feeling okay for a minute.
And then reality asserted itself.
Yeah, yeah, thanks.
So now I have to go see the Bone Temple again.
Thanks.
Yeah.
So if you're under a cave, which you're not because you're listening to this podcast, all like, I don't know, 500 of you or whatever.
God bless you for doing so.
Patreon.com slash program politics.
Let's get a plug in early.
Let's go full.
Let's go full Alex Jones.
Like every seven minutes on this pod, we just put in a plug.
Just be like, I need money.
Just start selling boner pills.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I should like cut my Wagovi pills in half and I take half and I like sell the other half to my customers.
Like, yeah, I'm doing black market weight loss drugs.
I'll buy.
That'd be great.
I'll buy.
Trush them up and snort them in the high school bathroom.
Yeah, that's they very strongly tell you to not do that shit on the bottle.
They're like, do not cut, do not break.
Put the like the Wagovi tablet is a gremlin.
It's like you drink it, and it literally says with no more than four ounces of plain water.
You can't even use sparkling.
You put sparkling down your throat, boom, you gain 10 pounds, you gain 10 pounds.
So it's like, yeah, you gotta take the pill, you gotta put a little regular water down your gullet for it, and then you can't do anything for a half hour after that.
But anyways, so fuck all that shit.
Alex Pretty, is that how you say the last name?
I haven't heard it.
I've only been reading it online.
Yeah, that's how I've been pronouncing it in my head.
I'm assuming it's Italian or something.
Yeah.
So anyways, this dude, like, this dude went to a protest.
If you watch the videos, everyone's blowing whistles because that's the Minnesota way of letting people know ICE is in the area.
And this ICE agent is shoving a woman.
And the ICE agent then goes to shove a second woman.
And Alex gets in the way of the ICE guy shoving this woman.
He's like, hey, bro, why are you shoving this person?
At which point, he gets pepper sprayed directly in the face.
This guy, like, literally, he's like full canister to the dome of pepper spray on Alex.
Alex starts stumbling and goes down.
And then Ice just starts swarming him.
Just a mob of ICE agents go at him.
And in this mob, and the best part, as someone has pointed out, it's lovely that Ice doesn't wear uniforms.
You just have all these like slobs who just have a vest that says ice on them.
The rest of their bodies are just like whatever street clothes they decided to wear that day.
Oh, one, one, one, one thing to point out, though, because people have been saying this.
Apparently, it was actually the Border Patrol that did this, not ICE.
So Just want to issue that short correction.
That's fine.
Again, I've stated strongly and repeatedly.
Please correct me.
It wasn't Satan.
It was one of his demons.
Anyway, so this undertrained Border Patrol assholes, they start pepper spraying Alex, and then a mob of them swarm him.
One of them rips his gun out of his holster.
And this is a very important point because, as I have been posting on Twitter repeatedly, it is truly incredible watching how all these fucking assholes who've spent their entire political careers screaming and yelling about how you'll take their guns away from them from their cold, dead hands, that the Second Amendment is sacrosanct.
I have a right to walk into a Walmart with an AR-15 strapped to my chest for freedom.
And now all these people are making posts saying, this guy went to an ICE protest with a gun in his with a gun on him.
What did he think was going to happen?
Like, like, what an idiot move that is, dummy, just asking to get blown away.
And I guarantee, and I guarantee you that at least 80% of those people have been defending Kyle Rittenhouse for the last five years for doing the exact same thing in theory.
Let me just say that because I mean, because there's obvious differences, which we will get into, but the general idea of having a gun during a protest is the same in both cases, but polar opposite reactions from the gun crowd.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Kyle Rittenhouse blowing away those people was the act of a hero.
This guy having a holstered weapon on him that he did not draw ever is the act of a suicidal lunatic trying to get himself blown away by the police.
Just dude with a death wish is basically the mentality they're pushing right here.
And then, yeah, and then I think Noah and Bovino were both claiming that the guy was on a murderous rampage that they had to shut down.
That he was like literally like running at them, firing away, screaming death to tyrants or something.
No, I heard someone, I heard someone make the ridiculous statement that they claimed Alex yelled, you're going to have to kill me.
Which, again, no video picks that up.
And you can hear everything going on in all the videos where they're beating the shit out of him and then murdering him.
And it's really like, what's really funny to me is that for like the first eight to night, I was thinking like all day yesterday until, I don't know, around like midnight or so, there was this concerted effort to just sort of be like, look, this isn't a great shoot, but uh, but as soon as these pricks get their talking points,
as soon as these pricks like find a way to try to justify things, then they're right back at it.
And now I'm seeing people, they got a freeze frame.
And as far as I can tell from the freeze frame, he's already been shot.
It looks like he's falling.
But these pricks got a freeze frame of Alex on his knees and his hand is close to his hip and they're like putting like a red circle around it.
They're like, he was reaching.
He was clear as day, he was reaching.
They had no choice.
And it's like, they had already taken the gun away from him.
So the ice, so the Border Patrol guy who grabbed the gun could have said, like, I disarmed him.
Or he's like, I got it.
Someone in the videos yells gun.
That is something you do hear when you're watching the video.
Someone yells gun.
Yeah, some people are saying it was the guy who disarmed him yelled gun.
And I'm guessing meant it as I have his gun and I'm running away with it.
Because literally, you can see it in the video.
The guy grabs his gun and then scampers away like Scooby from a ghost.
Yes.
Again, like just a height of professionalism from these people.
This guy, the guy grabs the gun and then runs away.
And then all of his friends blow the guy away.
Just pump him full of bullets, just mag dump into him, which is insane.
Yeah, like, not even kidding.
He's like, I've heard like some estimates that like 10 shots were fired at the guy while he's already lying on the ground bleeding.
Yeah, he is dead.
I mean, he has been shot.
Is he a fucking Terminator?
Well, someone, someone made a post about how they took the gun away from him.
And someone said, how do they know he doesn't have an ankle gun?
Joe Biden's Campaign Mishaps 00:12:10
And then I made, and I posted from that.
And I was like, how'd they know he wasn't a T-1000?
He was about to turn his arms into blades and start slicing up the ice agents.
And then they would shoot at him and it'd be ineffective because it doesn't work.
It's his liquid metal body.
Oh, no.
You know, what has me laughing about that is that I said the same thing about Ashley Babbitt on January 6th.
All these people are like, she was unarmed.
And I'm like, how did the cop know she didn't have a gun on her somewhere that he couldn't see?
So, but they're like, no, no, he, he had x-ray vision and could sense bullets within 50 feet.
You know, that's a feat that he picked up when he reached level three cop.
It's an important feat to take.
Level three cop.
That's what?
Second grade?
It's just, I just have to do another Baldur's Gate run.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I, I, I'm just, I'm just gobsmacked by like, I mean, like, like, I always said that, you know, these, these guys would, would turn their backs on literally anything in the name of the MAGA movement, but never in a million years did I think they would turn pro pro-gun control on us.
Yeah, I mean, it is the Republican Party has no principles.
That's the most important thing to know.
When I was a dumb political neophyte in like the year 2000, time for poker's shameful political backstory, but no, I was honestly like on Team McCain in 2000.
Like if the general election had been McCain versus Gore, I was voting McCain.
I really liked him.
And then when Bush beat McCain, I was pretty bummed out about it.
And I mean, I had always been a bleeding heart Dem and I loved Clinton, but like, I don't know what it was.
McCain just hit me.
He just used me.
My dad, my dad was a died-in-the-wool Democrat, you know, long-haired hippie and everything.
He never told me, but I, but he might have gotten arrested at the DNC convention in 71, for all I know.
But he also liked McCain because that was McCain's whole thing was he was the maverick.
He was the outsider.
He was the one who was willing to make principal decisions going against his own party.
So and he, and I remember him saying when he's running against Obama that he was, that he was really upset to see that McCain had turned himself into this complete, like, you know, down the line Republican in order to win the election.
He said he really felt like McCain was like selling him, selling himself out for that.
Yeah, I mean, I remember, I remember back in the good old days before Jon Stewart became a total piece of shit.
I remember like McCain being on the daily show and Stewart and McCain just sort of had this like moment where John was like, you're going to do a terrible thing now to win this nomination, aren't you?
And McCain was just sort of like, yeah, bro.
This is all happening.
Like, there's things I got to do to get the job done here.
And we both know what that is.
So, yeah, it's going to happen because I really want to be president.
This is the way this sausage gets made.
So it was like, it was really just grim acceptance that he was going to have to betray 2000 McCain to become 08 McCain and then just get raffle stomped by Obama anyway.
And then, and apparently, that was just the thing for a while because what's his name?
Oh my God, okay.
Mitt Romney did the same thing.
He campaigned against his own healthcare policy in order to try to become president.
Oh, yeah.
That was the thing.
I brought this up so many times in the 2024 election that in 2012, our media, which was not in the bag for Romney and had a soft spot for Obama because he was cool,
the media was constantly reporting, wow, Republicans were really dumb to nominate a guy that basically made Obamacare first as they're trying to dismantle Obamacare and make it the biggest issue of the election is that Obamacare is bad and their nominee is the Obamacare for Massachusetts guy.
So way to screw up, Republicans, you huge morons.
That's right.
I forgot he was governor of your state.
Right.
He was our governor for literally two years and then he spent two years just campaigning for president talking about how much he fucking hated Massachusetts.
It was great.
It was truly incredible.
It was just like, and now Covernor Romney is here.
Governor, how's Massachusetts?
Fucking hate it.
So it's like, thanks.
Thanks, you piece of shit.
Yeah.
It was, but, anyways, like, so, but that was the thing is that the whole election, it was this me, the savvy political ball knowers were just like chuckling at the Republicans with this massive faux pas.
Smash cut to 2024.
The biggest issue is Joe Biden's age.
The Republicans nominate a guy just as old.
The media's reaction: Joe Biden's age.
It's like, hey, wait, wait, I saw you 12 years ago, media, I saw you manage to fucking put two and two together on this issue and come to the conclusion that the Republicans made a mistake.
Why aren't you doing the same thing right now?
Because we love Trump and Joe Biden's age.
And also, it can't have anything to do with the fact that in between those time periods, CNN was bought out by a Trump supporter.
Oh, yeah.
CNN's been being, yeah, CNN's being grabbed by a Trump supporter.
Now, now we got CBS being bought up by the right.
Yeah.
The liberal media.
It's like, oh, my God, you fucking lying scum.
It's like, oh, my God.
It's ridiculous.
But it was just really incredible how we did this, how the issue of Joe Biden's age never boomeranged back around to Donald Trump, who is far more senile and just as old.
And also in way more poor health.
We never had Joe Biden with weird, mysterious bruises all over his hands.
We never had because it would have been wall-to-wall coverage if it had happened.
If Joe was dying, oh, yeah.
I mean, like, they could have seen like, you know, a baseball hitting him and then him getting a black eye.
And then they'd spend a week going, how did that happen?
Where did that black eye come from?
Very suspicious.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Joe Biden could have jumped in the way of a small child to save them from being killed by a baseball, take it in his, take it in his head, have the black eye from it, and then be like, troubling questions about Biden's mysterious black eye.
Like, no, it's not.
Panda eyes.
Oh, I love my panda eyes.
One of the, we will not derail the podcast for panda eyes.
I will, I will be a professional and stay on topic.
But yeah, but these people have no principles.
And we, and that's the thing is that every shoot anyone does under Trump is going to be a clean shoot in the eyes of these fucking people.
And the whole fact that he had a gun on him was just one of the things these pricks are saying because they're also saying he was interfering with the Border Patrol's actions.
And it's like, no, he wasn't.
He was literally on a sidewalk recording them, which is what you're allowed to do in America.
You're allowed to record law enforcement as they're doing things.
I was reading a first-hand account from a woman who was like standing right next to him when it happened.
And I'm doing this from memory, so I might be a little off.
But I believe what happened was she said that she was standing next to the guy.
He had just like warned her about something.
And then like Border Patrol came up and told him to step back.
And she stepped back onto the sidewalk, but he didn't because he went to go help that woman.
And that's how it all went down.
Just to give a little context on their exact positioning at the time.
I know like almost nothing about this because, and, you know, you can, if, if you want to write nasty comments, go ahead.
But this shit triggers me too much.
I've had experiences with cops and I and just the, I like the, the pictures of the, the prisoners hunched over at that El Salvador prison.
I can't look at that.
I cannot force my, like, I know bad shit happens.
I know injustice happens.
I can't look at it.
It freaks.
I get, I, I lose, I lose my mind.
Like I totally get that.
I get angry and I get panicked and I start crying.
I can't, I can't follow this shit.
I, I can't.
No, I get that.
Cause I remember when those pictures are going around of that of that five-year-old boy who was being pulled away by ice.
And I see the pictures and I see his Spider-Man backpack and I just, I couldn't handle it.
I'm like, okay.
I'm like, you know, as a father, I just, I cannot see this.
This is just too much for me.
And I had to, I had to step away from it.
So I get it.
There's just, it's, there's so much bad shit going on that you got to distance yourself for your own mental health.
Yeah.
Oh, unless you're me, who's just like a sicko who lives only to just drink this stuff in.
That's all, that's all I care about.
Well, that's, I mean, I used to say that like some people like, you know, people who would like pour through this stuff and then come back on it.
I'd say, you know, God bless you for doing this so that people like me who can't sit through it can get a digest version of it and understand what's going on.
So it's, you know, there's that, that's how it is.
There's people out there who can stomach it and there's people out there who can't.
And we all just got to work together.
Right.
Absolutely.
I get that.
And I mean, I don't like watching people get shot.
I mean, I'll say like that part of the video sucks.
And it's like one of these things where I'll, because it's me, like, I'll just go through phases where like, I just won't like, I won't watch this recruiter film for like five years or something.
And then like one day I'll just like fucking break it down frame by frame.
And just like, oh, look at that fragment of brain.
Oh, it went really far.
And then I'm just like, why am I doing this?
This is sick.
And then I just like stop watching it again.
But this, like, everything about this was not a clean shoot.
The Border Patrol went at him.
He did not initiate.
And he was not doing anything to quote unquote interfere with them.
Like there was, they didn't have somebody detained.
And then he threw a banana peel on the ground and they all slipped.
And he was like, run away, run away, person who's being detained by the Border Patrol.
You're free.
And then they were like, oh, you rotten, no-good so-and-so.
We're going to give you a right good tussle for what you've done to us.
Who hates the vegetators?
Yes.
This is just going to keep happening because these assholes, nothing is ever going to be done.
Well, I want to say that apparently the ICE and Border Patrol are learning some lessons because I did see this video of, what's his name, Bovino, the mini-me guy running Border Patrol.
Somebody threw a bag of Cheetos at him and you see him fly all across his shoulder and he just ignores it and keeps walking.
And I'm like, okay, so he learned a lesson from the sandwich guy at least to let things slide sometimes.
Yeah.
Because the Cheeto guy would have got acquitted and it would have been another black eye for them to have to deal with that shit.
Yeah, they can handle execution style murders in broad daylight, but court acquittals look bad.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They all need to be arrested every single stage.
I don't care if you're the secretary who answers the fucking phone at the Department of Homeland Security.
Sorry It's Just Distressing 00:04:35
I don't, all of them, they are all guilty of a crime.
They're all guilty.
I'm sorry.
It's just distressing.
Why are you sorry?
I just don't like I've I've had to tune myself out from so much shit that's going on right now because when I was a little kid growing up, when the history channel used to actually show history documentaries, I saw all the Nazi documentaries that my dad was watching and he explained to me what fascism was and what the Nazis did.
Because I went outside and I painted a swastika with my paint set because I didn't know.
And he had to sit me down and explain to me what the symbol meant, all that.
This is my worst fear coming true right now.
Growing up, I would say like, oh, didn't that seem a little fascist or didn't that seem a little, you know, once I understood what the word meant, but didn't that seem a little heavy-handed?
Do you think Nazi Germany could ever happen here, mom and dad?
It'll never happen here.
Those types of things don't happen in America.
And, you know, as a kid, you accept it, but in the back of your head, even as a little kid, you're like, nah, fuck that.
If it could happen there, it can happen here.
It can happen anywhere.
This is all this shit that's happening right now is my greatest fear.
And this is, I can't like, there's only so many times I can go see the fucking Bone Temple.
You know, you know what I mean?
There's only so many times.
But it's so fucked up.
Okay.
Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt you.
But it's something I've been thinking about a lot, like since COVID, really, because it was what first triggered it.
But Michael probably know where I'm coming from here, but in Babylon 5, there was this whole thing where the Earth government was being taken over by this complete fascist dictator.
And the creator of the show, J. Michael Trusinski, he was very active on message boards back then.
And people were asking him, you know, what's up with this?
And he's like, I'm trying to point out because all these people look at like the Nazi Party and they say that can never happen here in America.
I'm trying to show them, yes, it could happen here.
And so it's like, so I'm like, okay, 30 years ago, you know, someone was trying to warn us this could happen.
And now it is happening.
Yeah, Night Watch.
Nightwatch was the whole Clark regime.
Yeah.
Yep.
And he was super unsubtle about it because he even referred to that.
He even had a Ministry of Peace in there, total 1984 reference.
And they, the problem, the big problem for me, me and Jay Michael Straczynski got a little bone to pick with you there, buddy, because they had Santiago was the good, honest, great president who got killed to let Clark come in and try to destroy the world.
And when Santiago was assassinated, Straczynski had Clark sworn in as Lyndon Johnson was sworn in.
Yeah, they had like, yeah, they had Santiago's wife dressed in the same suit and hat that Jackie O was wearing.
Well, she wasn't Jackie O at the time, but yeah.
Right, exactly.
They did the whole thing.
And I'm pretty sure Straczynski's a nut.
I'm pretty sure he thinks the CIA did it.
So I've seen him talk about the JFK assassination because he refers to that as he says there's, he says, for every generation, there's a moment where there's your life before it happened and there's your life after it happened.
And he said, and for boomers like him, that was the Kennedy assassination.
And then five of those.
Honestly, I'd say probably the big one, though, that can resonate with everybody, regardless of your orientation, would have to be 9-11 for us Gen Xers.
Yeah.
There was, because I always talk about, like, because I'll be telling people a story about something like, and people would be like, wait, how did, how did, you know, how did that work out?
I'm like, well, it's before 9-11.
Because the world is a different place before 9-11.
Especially here in America.
Yeah.
Latin Kings Acquittal Controversy 00:07:53
Oh, boy.
I just, ah, man.
I'm really loving it.
It's so awesome to just see like a narrative being created in real time and just seeing all these pricks posting the same frames of Predi.
And I'm pretty sure, again, they're all after he's been shot, but they have the big circle around his hand and it's near his hip.
And they're like, he was reaching.
He was reaching.
We got it.
And I really, I would love to dig into, I would have to, I mean, in one of these days, and well, I'm not going to, I'm going to be snowed.
I'm going to be snowed in a bit tomorrow.
So yeah, once we're done with this, I got to go outside and with the snowblower because it's about three inches currently and it's still snowing.
Oh, we're, I mean, like, there's, there's no hope for us here.
I'm in a, I'm in a quote-unquote jackpot zone.
I might, we might get two feet by the time this is done.
So it's like, I'm just going to wait until all two feet hit and then break up the school.
Yeah, we had our polar vortex earlier because schools were shut down on Friday because it was, because it was negative 20 before even County Windshill.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Our casino was going to make the psychotic decision of staying open till six.
And they'd be like, breaking news, we're closing at two.
And it was really important that they did that because if they had six o'clock would have been literally the worst possible fucking time to have closed because the Patriot game might have not ended yet.
And could you imagine like Patriots up four, Denver, Denver with the ball and a chance to win?
And then suddenly they're like, get out, get out, everybody.
No, no, fuck it.
All the TVs go out.
That happened to me a long, long time ago.
I used to go to Buffalo Wild Wings for UFC pay-per-views.
And there was this UFC pay-per-view.
And the main event was very boring.
The champ beat the shit out of the challenger.
It was a very uncompetitive fight.
And they go to the center of the ring.
And then they're like, and now the official scorecards.
And they just turned everything off and kicked us out.
And it was like, oh my god, if that fight had been dramatic and close, now we're coming to the decision to find out who won it.
Like the timing could not have been worse.
But thankfully, like, literally, everyone was in the parking lot looking at their phones going, oh, yeah, the champ won.
Yeah, we knew that was going to happen.
It was like, fuck you, Pablo Wildwings.
You couldn't wait 30 seconds for the decision.
Jesus Christ.
And so basically, you were watching the Mike Tyson YouTube influencer.
I can't even remember the fucker's name fight.
Jake Paul.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
I was watching Jake Paul Tyson, basically.
And I just, I just needed to find out what the decision was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just love these, you know, these people are just so ridiculous.
But man.
Oh, and I don't know why this reminded me of it, but I wanted to mention some balloon on stuff I've been seeing going around.
So they're rehashing the old saw that they're saying that all of these ICE agents are J6ers and proud boys and stuff.
And there's, I just want to say that I've looked into it and there is no evidence at all that that's the case.
I'm not saying, I mean, these guys are obviously pieces of shit, horrible human beings, but that doesn't necessarily make them proud boys and J Sixers.
There's plenty of assholes out there.
Amanda Moore even came out and said, like, look, I was embedded with these assholes.
And no, like, it just isn't a thing.
Not embedded, but you know what I mean?
Like, yeah, I know.
With the undercover for like a good year or so.
Yeah.
And I think Enrique Tario himself had come out and been like, no, man, that ain't like, we ain't doing this.
We do our own thing.
Like, you know.
And that's not going to work because they think he's a fed since he went to jail.
Yeah.
Well, he probably is.
But didn't it come out that he was like a CIA informant or something like that?
Yeah, he was some kind of, but for nothing involved in J6.
I mean, if you look back throughout like the history of like right-wing militia groups in the United States, there could be a meeting of 20 of the guys and like a few weeks after the arrest and the plot is busted, you're like, oh, only five of those guys were actually militia members.
The rest were fed.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's, it's, and, and what, what is what is what is your evidence, you know, for the for these blue-in-on twats?
You don't need evidence.
This is the age of vibes.
You just need to feel it in your bones.
Yeah, just like everybody feels that Pam Hemphill is a good woman who's truly reformed.
You ever under on Pam Hemphill getting attacked on the pod?
It was 40 minutes.
We just cleared the under.
Everyone cash your tickets.
Bam, take that Pam.
Wait, wait, wait.
Was there really a betting pool?
No, no, but I'm just saying, yeah, you hate her and you'll take a swing at her whenever you get a chance to.
So well, yeah, well, no, any normal human being with a sense of decency and honesty doesn't like her.
I know, but I mean, it's the same betting pool as how long will it take Mike to bring up the Kennedy assassination?
Exactly.
9-11 or stuff to bring up 9-11.
I brought it up this time, so I think that negates anything.
I know.
And by the way, mad love to you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
So has anything else happened?
I mean, I know.
It feels like him, that poor guy getting assassinated in public has wiped out anything else anybody was talking about.
Well, the one thing that like, I mean, because the right-wing outrage scene needs like fucking bullshit to keep people agitated.
There was that trial of the guy who was quote unquote a high-ranking member of the Latin Kings.
Oh, yes, in my hometown.
Yeah.
In your hometown of murderous Illuminati control Chicago, which has been raised to the ground at least three times in the last four years, according to Twitter.
Yes.
Yeah.
And basically, the yeah, so Juan Espinosa Martinez, who this tweet says, the high-ranking Latin Kings member, just fucking lying because that came out in like initial reports because these people always say shit like that.
Yeah, and they didn't even say high-ranking.
They just said ranking.
Like he could have been a capo or something.
Right.
But but even that isn't true because like at trial, they never brought this up.
At trial, they never tried to tie him to the Latin Kings.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter because all you have to do is put out the rumor.
Right.
All you have to do is.
It's like it's like fucking high school.
Right.
Like all you need is for a totally uncredible source like right angled news network or Gateway Pundit or Jack Pesobic or any of these pieces of shit or Tim Poole, any of these water-carrying right-wingers who want to say these kinds of things.
All you have to do is have one of them say it.
And now it's true for everybody.
Everybody's just in on it.
I haven't had it happen yet, but I'm sure that some right-wing nutjob is going to get in an argument with me, see I'm from Chicago and say, I bet you were real happy when the grand high pooba of the Latin Kings got acquitted.
Yeah, and I'll be like, I don't even know who that is.
I haven't even heard that before I saw you bring it up on the Twitter, and I'm like, what?
Joke Gone Wrong 00:02:17
And I had to look that up.
And the other, and again, like the trial, the case itself was basically this guy like sent some texts to some people going, I fucking hate this guy.
Like the Bovino, the head of ICE or the head of Border Control.
He's like, I hate this guy.
I'd like paid $10,000 to have him killed.
Which I'd just like to point out was a fucking stupid thing for him to do.
Oh, yeah, it's a dumb thing for him to say, 100%, but it's not evidence of a criminal conspiracy because, again, at trial, no money was ever exchanged.
No weapons were ever exchanged.
It was a guy saying a dumb thing to somebody else.
It's like standing in an airport making a joke about having a bomb in your suitcase.
It's just you don't do it.
No, it's a bad move and you're going to get in trouble.
But you know what?
You didn't actually have a bomb in your suitcase.
You're not supposed to do that.
Oh, shit.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, no.
I would be the idiot who does that.
I always look at the old joke from Airplane where the guy's standing next to the sign warning about hijackers and he says hi to his friend Jack and he gets assaulted by security.
And this was 20 years before 9-11, too.
Yeah.
No, I did the opposite.
I got to the airport when I was going to go hang out with Haley in Dallas and I like the night before got no sleep and I was taking a real early flight and I got to like some once you got through the security line and all that kind of shit.
I went to some like fucking gift shop place to get a bottle of water and get ripped off because they charge like five extra bucks for it because now you're trapped.
And as I'm standing in line, I'm like, oh man, I can't wait to go to sleep.
And then I realized I did not have my CPAP machine on me and that I had left it somewhere.
So now I had an unintended package somewhere in this airport that like is obviously going to be destroyed for being a bomb.
So like I just like went running and I went and I found my CPAP machine on a cushion.
And I was like, oh, thank God.
Oh boy.
That would have been so bad.
So yeah, that'd been.
I once lost a Nintendo Ds at uh O'hare and uh went back for it and it was gone.
So I I don't think it was field detonated.
Probably some kid saw it and said, oh boy, free Nintendo Ds.
Calm Down, Buddy 00:13:00
Yes, exactly exactly that's what it's all about, baby.
Yeah, but yeah, that was a very boring flight then because that's what I like.
Now you are sans Nintendo Ds.
That's just the way it is.
Oh man, it's just this thing where uh, anything that happens that they don't like is proof of a conspiracy to with them.
So this guy getting acquitted on a really shitty charge that obviously like, was pretty easy to get an acquittal on because like again, reasonable doubt is what we need to think and I think it's pretty reasonable to be like yeah, this guy actually wasn't ordering a hit and offering piles of cash and all that kind of stuff to kill this guy.
So yeah and, but yet it's like.
Oh yeah, I actually saw people saying like jury nullification by communist Chicago, like the, like the, the case was overwhelming, but the, but the, the commies of Chicago, the jury, the poisonous jury of this like yeah, I saw, I think I saw like Reticle left Chicago.
And so i'm like, oh yeah, you know we, we wake up in the morning and we uh we, we do a sign across in front of a picture of Bernie Sanders and then go to work.
Yeah yeah, so this is so, that is.
I mean, it's just this thing where uh again, George Floyd, George Floyd, a cop, kneeled on his neck for nine minutes.
Oh this, I I got distracted.
It's like someone, someone crinkled some tinfoil in front of me or whatever.
But I really would like to go back to when George Floyd was killed and like monitor all the timelines of all the grifters, like Cernovich and Postabec and Gateway Pundit and all the all the other right-wing griftersphere people, and like the Q and on assholes, all those pricks.
And I would just like to see when the whole fentanyl thing came up, like it had to be after the autopsy.
But like, how were they trying to spin that before?
Like the the toxicology report came out?
Because you got a cop just kneeling on this guy's neck for nine minutes and for the entire time the guy's just laying there.
He's not fighting the cop, he's just like, I can't breathe, please stop killing me.
And people are videotaping him and the people are telling the cop, yo dude, you're killing this guy.
What the are you doing?
You should please stop doing that.
And the cop's just like, suck my dick.
I'm gonna kneel on this guy's neck as long as I feel like it.
I want to recall, before the, before that toxicology report came out, they were doing the error garner thing and saying he could still breathe because he was talking.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, exactly.
And I I recall Steph Steph went into great detail about uh, about how that's not proof that he couldn't breathe.
Yeah yeah I, I had read some articles about that.
I mean, I couldn't tell you what they said now, but But I think that it was something about the different mechanisms of like, you do need to breathe to be able to speak, obviously, but there are different mechanisms and different like organ organic structures or organ structures that are, you know, I think it was basically he was drawing enough air to speak, but it's, but it still was not enough to provide oxygen to his blood.
So he was still, you know, suffering from hypoxia or whatever, whatever it would be called in this case.
Floyd died from the same thing that my ex-boyfriend's daughter died from positional asphyxia.
Yep.
Martin Tobin, he is like the god of breathing.
He was the guy that did the.
Yeah, yeah.
He was the guy who did, he was the guy that explained at the case about how you can talk, you can do these things, but your breathing is so shallow that eventually like what oxygen reserve you have in your lungs is being slowly drained away because you're not getting more oxygen into your body and eventually you die.
Like there's a thumbnail from Newsweek that shows Tobin and the little graphic they put up, it says Floyd used up his resources, which is how he's, but I actually watched his full testimony because it was because I really wanted to know it.
And it was really just this intense discussion of how like Chauvin doing this restricted his ability to take in oxygen over the period of time.
That was that.
And it was it.
And then the defense attorney comes up and is just like, what about fentanyl?
And the guy's like, really, not really a thing.
Don't worry about it.
Fentanyl didn't do it.
You can go fuck yourself.
And then the defense attorney's like, I tried and scampers away.
And it's just.
But what gets me is all that happened and Chauvin still had the gall to look surprised when he was convicted.
Oh, I mean, well, I mean, he probably just thought that like fucking cops never get convicted for shit like this.
I mean, it's just, I'm a cop.
Are they trying to get Trump to pardon him now or something?
They were talking about that from the second he got convicted.
Okay.
Right now they're just trying to break Tina Peters out of state.
Right.
And it's the same thing.
They both got convicted on state charges.
So Trump can't do anything except cry to the governor.
I had a guy.
It sucks being right about everything.
It sucks being the smartest person in the world.
My bird isn't so great.
You have no idea.
But there was this, they were talking about how Trump was going to pardon him because Chauvin pleaded guilty to federal crimes.
And then it was meaningless.
His federal crime sentence was going to be concordant with his state crimes and non-consecutive.
So it was just, he didn't give a shit.
There was like, whatever, I'll plead guilty to it.
I don't care.
And there was this talk that Trump was going to pardon him for the federal crimes.
And I saw this guy.
I mean, I don't even know if this person was real.
I would like to imagine they're not, because if they're real, then I don't know how they go through life without jumping at shadows.
But this guy was like, oh, Trump's going to pardon for the federal crimes.
And then they'll let him out on the state crimes.
And I just said, there's no way Tim Walz is going to pardon this guy, like calm down.
And the guy was like, you don't know what's going to happen.
A Republican governor could win in Minnesota and blah, blah, blah.
And I just said, hey, when a Republican governor gets in, we can worry about it then, buddy.
But like, I mean, like, right now, Derek Trovin's going to stay in jail for the remainder of Walls' term of office.
And Minnesota's a pretty blue state.
Pretty sure we're going to be good here.
And just this need to be nervous and to panic and to freak out about things, especially when they're not going to happen.
It's like, calm down, calm down, buddy.
It's like, just like, don't worry about it.
We're okay here.
We're going to be okay.
So, yeah, it was just really wild.
I just see that happen with people all the time where they're just upset about some hypothetical future event that might happen.
I currently have a leftist in my timeline arguing with a bunch of people.
And he actually said that if we nominate Newsom in 2028 and win, we're going to lose in 2023, 2032.
I was just, how?
How the fuck can you know that?
How can you have any concept of what American electoral politics will look like in 2032?
I mean, I think they said the same thing about Obama: that there was no possibility that we can't nominate Obama because even if he wins, there's no possible way he's going to win re-election.
Yeah, exactly.
Like in 2012, America's going, oh my God, we elected a black man president?
Oh, no.
And we were just going to have this like mass revelation.
I actually, oh my God, I remember like some fucking conservative piece of shit had like an article where they were saying like it would be the most unraced thing in the world to have Obama lose to like show that America is truly a meritocracy and we're not letting this guy have a second term just because he's black.
And it was just like, buddy, your candidate's Mitt Romney.
He fucking sucks.
Like calm down.
Your boy's going to lose.
And then he went on saying that America is not a racist country until Obama.
Yeah, I mean, Obama made the country racist.
Yep.
Yeah.
He did it.
He done did.
He done did do.
He made it happen.
He was the we defeated racism.
And then a black man became president.
Some of people were like, oh my God, you know what?
I remember that like not liking people that are the same color as me is a thing that happens.
Oh man.
Yeah.
I just, I don't know, I've always loved that.
I've always loved that Obama brought racism back.
It's just such an absolutely pathetic way to fucking try to absolve yourself of what happened over those years.
And then in the next breath, they'll say that America's not racist.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah.
It's just great.
But, and this is where I'm going to wrap up the show in the only way I can, which is to say, vote fucking Republicans out of power from dog catcher to president.
This isn't a fucking negotiable thing.
You can't do this whole thing.
Oh, like there was this account on Twitter that was like the leftist getting stumped on by everyone of the day.
Like their name was like Anna with like seven exclamation points, like two Palestinian flags and some flowers and all this other shit.
And like they made a post.
It was like the solution won't be found in the ballot box.
And my favorite, my favorite reply that was someone quote tweeted it and said, go do your thing and report back to me how it worked.
And but Anna posted a thing and it was, I couldn't, I didn't want to dig because fuck wasting my time looking for it.
I saw it.
I know it happened.
And even if I don't, I'm just going to pretend it happened because that's the way that's the American way.
Just make things up.
But what she said was like the Republicans are shit.
And the Democrats were like shit with ranch dressing.
And it's like, you know, you know what that ranch dressing is?
It's Renee Good being alive.
It's Alex Pretty being alive.
It's all those people in South America that were on boats.
They're on drone strikes being alive.
It's the X number of people we killed in Venezuela when we grabbed Moderno for no reason.
Just grabbed him and then said left his regime in power under his vice president.
Those people are alive.
Everyone in Africa who got fucked by USAID getting cut off and they're all fucking dead and dying now.
All of those people.
Ukraine getting fucked over.
All the rest of it.
There is so much that is that fucking ranch dressing.
Let me tell you, I really want that ranch dressing right now, motherfucker.
You know, I'm starting to think that maybe the whole point of everything he did in Venezuela was just to get the peace prize from that lady.
Yeah, it could have been.
Could have been.
That was his plan from word go.
Yeah, he was just like, hey, if you want to be a conspiracy theorist, no one's talking about Epstein for the past few weeks.
Distractions.
Oh my God.
I've seen so many people saying that.
Everything that happens is a distraction from the Epstein files.
Everything.
I stumbled my phone yesterday and that was God trying to distract me from the Epstein files.
No, I know you're kidding, but I've seen people saying it in all seriousness.
But the truth is, and for anyone out there who thinks that some of this stuff is manufactured in order to cause a distraction, no, it's just that so much fucked up shit is happening right now.
Basically, so two things can be two things can be true.
Two things can be true.
It could be he's trying to distract from Epstein and bad shit is happening.
Or it could be he's using the bad shit to distract from Epstein.
It's not that the stuff is manufactured.
This is literally Bannon's wet dream.
Flood the zone with shit.
There is so much happening that you could spend 24 hours sitting in front of the news with like 10 tablets and computers and phones in front of you, logged on to different news sites, and you're still not going to find out what the hell's going on.
Ditka's Ascendancy 00:07:55
That's why I just gave up.
Yeah.
Yeah, I get my news from white guys doing podcasts.
Yes, that's the best place to get your news from.
Especially this podcast.
Yes, especially tell your friends because we're fucking right about everything and smart and handsome and soon to be.
And Eric's already there, but I will soon be a suave fit fellow thanks to my pills, my delicious pills.
Oh, man.
But yeah.
So you guys got about an hour from us this week.
I got to run.
My team's got a football game to play against Jared Stidham, apparently the greatest quarterback who ever lived, but somehow couldn't get on the field for two goddamn years.
But now he's going to come into the come out on the field in the AFC title game and beat the brakes off the Patriots, which you'll probably be hearing this after that game.
So I either sound like a complete idiot or a really sarcastic and miserable prick getting ready to see my Patriots go to the Super Bowl one way or the other.
I'm just going to say the greatest quarterback of all time is Jim McMahon because football begins and ends with the 1985 Bears in my life.
Hey, I was a small child when the fridge dunked on us and scored that touchdown.
And the fridge was my, he was my personal hero when I was a kid.
And the best part about all that was, is me and my mom, who actually cared about the Patriots, turned the game off.
My grandfather, who was an absolute prick, turned the game back on because he was in a square pool and he wanted to see if he hit his squares.
He made us watch the rest of that game.
Fuck him.
I remember looking that up recently because I'm like, cause I was, it occurred to me that I don't even know who the Bears played against because I didn't even watch the game.
And then I looked it up like, oh, the Patriots.
That's amusing.
I know a man who's a Patriots fan.
Oh, yeah.
That was our lot in life before Brady.
We went to two bowls and got smoked in both of them.
Hey, you smoked a bowl.
But the absolute wordplay there, Steph.
Absolute total no-sell.
Just not.
But the I remember someone had a post and the post was basically that they wished that Ditka had run against Obama when Obama was going for Senate because Like they just thought that Ditka would have won the seat and they've just completely destroyed Obama's political career.
And because there is a good chance that would have happened.
Well, well, the thing is, is it probably wouldn't have, but it's, it's a, it's a fun fantasy.
So if you don't know this story, and this is one of my favorite stories.
Well, I just want to just want to point out as a Chicagoan that Mike Ditka to this day is still the coach in Chicago.
Oh, yeah, he's all, he's the man and he's all of those things.
And I, and I get that, but the thing, so if you don't know this story, it's my favorite.
I love this.
So Obama is running for Senate in Illinois, and he's running against Jack Ryan.
Not the Tom Clancy character.
No, but this is this is Obama's winning.
Obama is ahead in the polls, but it's not a landslide.
And the Obama team, anyone who wants to tell you that Obama is like this squeaky, clean guy who like just like boxes by Queens of Marksbury's rules and all that good stuff.
No, Obama and his team are fucking knife fighters.
They're fucking dirty as shit.
And they get a tip or something about the Ryan divorce settlement and that it's ugly as fuck.
And they get the settlement somehow released to the public.
And it turns out that Jerry Ryan, who you probably know as the sexy Borg lady or the sexy lady from Boston Public, the school show.
The statuesque blonde.
Yes, but more, but she's seven and nine.
If you know her, you know her as seven and nine.
And so basically Jack Ryan took her to like swingers clubs and wanted to like get cucked.
He wanted to watch other guys fuck her and stuff like that.
And she wasn't into it.
She just did not want to deal with like him being this like weird kinky freak.
And that's what led to their divorce.
And this was back in the day when the Republican Party didn't tolerate that kind of stuff.
Whereas nowadays, if Trump was like in the cuck chair watching Melania get railed, then like, that's our alpha giga chad president.
Like sharing his beautiful woman with anyone.
Getting railed by Elon Musk to put out more white babies.
Something.
Yeah, something.
Anything.
But so Jack Ryan is destroyed.
He drops out of the race in disgrace.
And now Obama is basically going to be coronated.
And this is, I, and I do think this helps him get the keynote speech in 2024 as DNC because they know he's going to win now.
So they can just put him up there to give him a 2004.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 2004.
I'm wrong.
But yeah, but again, please correct me.
Jesus Christ.
But and I like to point out that Obama was a relative unknown at the time.
Like even here in Illinois, we didn't really know all that much about him the whole time.
Like that this election and especially that speech is what put him on the map.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, this was his ascendancy.
Yeah.
But and so all this happens and the Republican Party is just scrambling for a sacrificial lamb to throw in Obama's way.
And they end up settling on Alan Keys, who is just an absolute lunatic.
And Obama just raffle stomps him.
And that's that.
But allegedly, feelers had been put out to Mike Ditka to try to come in as the last minute stopgap against Obama.
And Didka decided against it.
And I remember someone interviewed Obama about that.
And Obama like smiled and said, oh, we were ready for Ditka.
And I think that's really funny that they already have an oppo file ready to go if Ditka had jumped into the race.
Well, I mean, you know, he's a two steps ahead kind of guy.
That's just how he rolls.
Yeah.
But the thing I remember mostly was people talking about how the fridge scoring that touchdown was actually kind of an insult because at the start of that game, Walter Payton fumbled and the Patriots got a field goal off of it.
We're up 3-0.
And then the next thing you know, like the Bears just crushed them.
And Peyton never got a touchdown in that game.
And when they were just giving away touchdowns, like they were like ham sandwiches.
And Peyton never got into the end zone.
And that was kind of like heartbreaking for him.
Allegedly in the locker room after the Super Bowl, like Peyton was like, in like, was distraught.
He was like crying.
And eventually his agent was like, you motherfucker, you better get out there and smile and be happy because you're going to destroy, like your squeaky clean image as a team player and like a guy.
That's all about like winning the Super Bowl as a unit.
If like, you actually like start like bitter caking that you didn't get a touchdown and like, like and sweetness, like got the message and like towed the company line and all.
But it was like yeah, that was actually like a bit of controversy, that like that Uh, Didka went with the fridge instead of the guy who had given his mind, body and soul to the team.
Why was?
Was Jerry Bryan uncomfortable about a swingers club?
That part of the story is really, really weird to me.
She just wasn't into it.
It's just not her thing.
You know don't don't, don't kick, shame I.
I, i'm not vanilla, shaming you.
Well I I man, I go to a swingers club.
Swinger Tangent 00:02:21
Okay great, I would go.
I haven't been, but I would go.
This is the weirdest tangent i've ever, never in a million years.
No I, i've just been sitting here and like that's just been rolling.
Guys want to train on you.
What the bitch?
Oh, my god.
From what I've heard, she is pretty conservative, so it's not too surprising.
Never, never in a million years.
I mean, I mean, and i'm sure there were tons of disappointed guys with that club, oh no kidding, oh my god wow yeah uh, anyway.
So uh, I mean yeah, but I mean I, I think, I think I think you're the one who said it one time, but you're like, just imagine that uh, you know, Obama became president because Jack Ryan wasn't satisfied just with having sex with seven and nine.
Right, exactly this, like I really I yeah, the like, literally this lady, who I like, just they, they said that like uh, the woman Janeway, the I don't remember the name of the actress Yeah, but she basically said that like she really hated Jerry Ryan because like she was really mad that like they literally just brought this like sex bomb onto the show.
And she's like, you know, after the show finished rapping, I realized I was a real bitch and I should not have done that to her.
But it was like, like, this woman was just, yeah, I think I actually saw her apologize to her at a convention.
Yeah, she was like, this is like, you just get this woman who is Hollywood hot.
Like you, like, you see, like a 10 in your neighborhood.
This is like a 10 in the world.
And this guy is plowing her and is just, you know, we could make this spicier.
I, this isn't enough for me.
It's like, oh my God.
Like, holy and that's, and that's why Obama became president.
Yeah.
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