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Jan. 18, 2026 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Presents: CBS Lies and Scott Adams dies.

This week we go over CBS News lying about the injuries the cop who killed Renee Good suffered and we deal with Trumo's ongoing obsession with taking Greenland. Also Scott Adams died and we recount the feud he had with the Ivermectin selling quack who ended up killing Adams by selling him Sheep Drench to cure cancer. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Jade Helm Reality 00:02:53
The Adventures in Hell World podcast talks in depth about QAnon.
While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody.
I am Mike Raines, aka Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hell World.
This week, I am joined by Eric, the deep state operative.
Hi, I'm coming to you live from our 51st state, Greenland.
I thought it was going to be Canada.
They really thought those Canadians were going to be part of the American hegemony.
But sadly, sadly, it is Greenland that's going to earn that glorious honor.
You think they at least make like a, oh, I'm sorry, introduce Stephanie.
No, no, no, no.
Fuck Steph.
She can send on the sidelines for a while longer.
That's absolutely.
This is a podcast.
You know what a podcast is?
It's when men talk.
Men.
XY chromosomes.
That's what podcasting is all about.
Rest in peace and all that good stuff, Mr. Reiner, but I guess fine.
Hey, Steph, read this, Toots.
Hey there.
I'm coming to you from a bunker deep inside of Endor.
I was going to say Minnesota.
Yeah, the liberal bunker in Minnesota as Minnesota's the Minnesotian deep state is being liberated by the Patriots who are invading.
Yeah, no, no, Minnesota is staying out of the bunkers because they're like 20 below right now.
And just also shout out to Jade Helm because wasn't there some talk about them using like old Amazon Prime plants to like house people?
It was Walmart's.
Now they're saying Amazon Prime in real life, though.
The new and improved, the upgrade.
Yeah, but I'm saying Jade Helm is Walmart's.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
But it's like Jade Helm is like now becoming like an actual reality and all the people who used to yell about it and lost their minds over it.
Now Jade.
Jade Helm's fucking great.
Jade Helm.
You know what I'm saying then about the about the guys ranting about sending all the libs to camps.
I'm like, that's weird because weren't you the same guys saying that FEMA death camps are a bad thing now, but now that it's now just the people you hate going there, it's, yeah, let's do this.
Oh, yeah.
You know what?
It's not a hard to have principles.
I mean, what Randy Weaver was into is reprehensible.
What happened at Waco was reprehensible, but I'm not on the government side in either instance.
So, you know, you can say, hey, these are bad people, but what was done to them was also bad.
Social Media Risks Exposed 00:11:31
You know, you can, if you're against internment of one type of person, you're against it for all.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Throwing people in jail because you disagree with them should be bad no matter what.
Yeah.
So, I mean, there's no reason not to just get right to this bullshit.
I mean, it would be really, it'd be really weird to veer off topic.
But basically, today, today, which has been like, I don't know, a week or like over a week since the shooting, we have suddenly had a report from CBS News, which January 7th.
Yeah, it was literally a week.
And the full social media tweet reads, breaking colon, the ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Goode on January 7th in Minneapolis, Jordan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
And boy, howdy, has this led to a bunch of crowing from right-wing shitbags and grifters who are all like, fucking told you, fucking Libs wouldn't listen.
We fucking told you she nearly killed him.
I mean, now we got proof.
Now we're backing it up.
There you go.
And to all of these people, my only reaction is literally 1984, the party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears.
It was the last most essential command.
We saw the video.
He did not get hit in quote unquote the torso.
The idea that he, if he suffered injuries egregious enough to cause quote unquote internal bleeding, he would have dropped the phone or the gun or he would have been knocked over.
None of this happened.
I saw some people point out that a light bruise on the hip would be would count as internal bleeding on the torso.
Right.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
The terminology they used is so vague as to be meaningless.
It is absolutely nothing.
And what is truly galling about this shit is that they just posted this.
They just posted this with nothing behind it.
When these people were told by these two U.S. officials, did they get the name of the hospital he was sent to?
Did they get a time for when he was admitted?
Did they get a time for when he was released?
Did they get the names of the doctors who treated him?
Did they receive any information they could then follow up on to back up the legitimacy of their claims?
It doesn't sound like it.
It sounds like they just took this information on the record from anonymous sources and posted it because CBS News is now the new Fox News and they're carrying the water of the Trump administration.
But on that, what you just said about anonymous sources, there's nothing wrong per se about anonymous sources, but this is a really, one, this is a really weird thing to be anonymous about.
It's not like you're trying to preserve your job with this or something.
And also, this isn't a thing.
This isn't a thing where you're saying like you're going behind the president's back to be like, look, I don't agree with the president on this one.
And I have to be like kept off the record because I could get like fired or removed from the cabinet if I were to be outed as disagreeing.
Right.
But another thing about it is that the people who are all cheering this on are the same kind of people who, under other circumstances, absolutely hate anonymous sources.
Well, they'll be like, they'll be like, well, you know, how can we, how can we contrast him?
He won't even say who he is.
But since it's, you know.
Unless it's on 4chan.
Right.
But as long as it's confirming their bias, they're all for it.
Yeah.
Oh, exactly.
Exactly.
Like, like, who's that one guy who's always complaining of anonymous sources?
Oh, yeah.
President Trump.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is a ridiculous thing.
And I did post about this on Twitter where I said the reason why they're doing this through CBS is because they know if they did this through Fox, the Normies would think it was bullshit.
But the normies aren't hit for the fact that CBS has been taken over by the right wing in America.
So they think that they still have legitimacy and they can use CBS to push this bullshit.
And people will be like, oh, oh, well, if CBS says it happened, then I mean, I guess it's true.
I guess she did hit him.
And again, watch the video.
He is not hit in the quote-unquote torso.
His legs are to the side of the car the whole time when he's shooting.
And the second and third shots, he's firing through the driver's side window into her because he wants to fucking kill her because he's mad because she disrespected him and she's got to pay.
So, you know, and then the cell phone video that they were, they've been promoting where they're like, look, you can see the moment when he gets hit.
It's like, okay, the camera shakes and there's a loud noise.
That could be a lot of stuff.
That could be, that could be him fumbling for his, fumbling for his phone as he's shooting the woman the first time.
Because we just hear a noise.
It could be him firing his gun.
It could be healthy.
And he shouldn't have been holding that.
He should.
And I have a friend who worked in the FBI when they were so reputable.
And you always have two hands free.
That's why we're supposed to have a body cam.
These guys should have body cams.
Yeah, I've been hearing people saying that ICE is demanding content from people.
And that's why he was recording on his phone in the first place, because he was trying to generate content.
Then they should have given him a GoPro.
There is literally, and I'm not defending the ICE agent.
I'm trying to look at it from like a responsible, respectable perspective in which, okay, if you're the head of an agency, ICE is evil.
We all agree on that.
Okay.
But you're the head of the agency and you are tasked with getting these guys to do their job and getting them to do their job safely.
Then, you know, like you should be taking it seriously and not demand social media content.
You should be taking it seriously and giving them GoPros or body cams, which is what is normal.
So by demanding social media content and then not giving them proper equipment for that, you are putting their lives at risk.
So, and you're saying that you don't even care about these people who you're paying to murder other people.
So good work.
Yeah, it's pretty great.
It's really awesome that this is the culture war hill to die on.
The Trump administration has decided that we're going to have, this is where we're going to go.
The fact that they have JD Vance running point on this, talking shit about this all the time.
I mean, we are at a point where the 2028 presidential election is going to feature a Democrat promising to indict Ross for killing Renee Good and the Republican declaring that Ross is going to be his vice president.
I mean, that's basically where we're at at this point is that this dude who in any sane world, they would have literally said he didn't follow DHS procedures.
We're going to suspend him pending investigation and then four months later, quietly hire him back or quietly give him a bag full of money and tell him we have to let him go and the whole situation blows over.
No, the moment this happened, we had Christy Noam on TV telling us that Renee Goode was a Soros-funded ICE anti-ice terrorist who was trying to kill this poor man.
And he murdered her in self-defense.
And if he doesn't get a Congressional Medal of Honor, it's a disgrace.
It was, it's, go ahead.
Keep going.
You're fine.
I'll wait.
You're done.
No, I mean, it's just.
It's just, I mean, all I can think of is that if JD Vance was the vice president for Trump's first term, he would have been on social media the whole time talking about how George Floyd died of a fentanyl overdose.
I mean, this shit wouldn't have gone anywhere.
Vance is positioning himself as this psychotic culture warrior.
Because I really think that he thinks that's the only way he can win the presidency in 2028.
That he has to be this hard right lunatic that embraces all their bullshit.
And that between owning CBS and Fox and Twitter and all the rest of this shit, that they can just browbeat enough normies into being scared of trans people or non-whites or whatever other out group we're supposed to demonize and hate that he can sneak his way into the White House that way.
It's really jarring that this is where we're at, where the heir apparent to one of our two major political parties spends all his days on social media just arguing bullshit with people.
Can you imagine if this was Kamala Harris's job in the Biden administration instead of her like posting off to the Philippines to discuss trade deals or heading to South America to speak to their governments about inclusion and the rights of women?
Nope.
Kamala Harris was just on there saying, I hope Derek Chauvin gets the death penalty.
Fuck that guy.
Kyle Rittenhouse should get a lethal injection and I'll be the one that put the needle in his fucking arm.
I mean, could you just imagine this shit?
If we just literally had Democrat vice president troll just doing all this shit all the time, the media would have had a stroke.
It would be all they would talk about, how they were besmirching the office of the presidency and the vice presidency with this untoward bullshit.
We would have a montage of newspaper headlines that just say unpresidential in bold black letters.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Holy smokes.
But I've noticed like the whole, pretty much the entire administration has taken up Trump's policy of never, ever, ever, ever, ever admit you made a mistake.
Amanda's Doctor Appointment 00:07:02
Because I saw this.
That's the cone method.
I saw it because I saw Noam being interviewed by someone or other.
And he's like, and he's asking, you know, about, you know, does she, does she feel bad about any of the incorrect statements she made moments after Renee Goode was murdered?
And she's like, I didn't make any incorrect statements.
And so he reads off what she said, and it bears zero resentment.
She's talking about ICE agents digging their cars out of the snow and there's not even snow on the ground in the video.
And she's like, yeah, no, everything I said was completely correct.
Yeah, like the way they originally framed it was that Renee Goode blocked in these ICE agents who were trapped in a snowbank.
And then the guy that shot her, like, comes over and is like, hey, get out of the way.
We need to get our car out of the snowbank.
And she's like, fuck you, Ice, you piece of shit.
And then making it sound like she saw them a block down and gone the accelerator.
Right.
And then she's like, yeah, she's like, I'm going to murder some ice for George Soros today.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, it's just, it's so deranged.
And I saw this report.
I don't, God, I'm trying to remember where I saw it.
But anyway, it's somebody, these other people in Minnesota who got who got picked up.
And this one guy's talking about how he was basically he was in custody for eight hours with no charges.
And then they finally let him go.
And they said when they when they threw him in the paddy wagon, they said to him something like, you can't, you can't keep following us around.
That's what got that lesbian bitch murdered or killed or whatever he said.
Yeah, yeah.
But lesbian bitch was the was the key part of that sentence.
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, the lesbian bitch thing.
Yeah.
There was another incident that happened.
Adam Classfield, he posted the thing you're talking about.
The ICE agent who pepper sprayed the vents of my car said, you guys got to stop obstructing us.
That's why that lesbian bitch is dead.
Yeah, that's that's the one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But there was, so Amanda Moore, friend of the podcast, Amanda Moore, posted the video of a woman who was trying to get to a doctor's appointment and then got ripped out of her car by ICE.
And they like, like, they cut her seatbelt and did all kinds of other stuff and dragged her out of the car.
And I mean, it's obviously just horseshit, what these people are doing, where they're just attacking random people.
And if you get in their face, if you talk to them, if you say anything to them, that's disrespect.
And that's unacceptable.
And that's what the president said literally about this whole thing.
When they talked about, when they asked Trump about it, he said, well, she was disrespecting him.
None of this.
He was afraid for his own life.
None of no disrespect.
That is the line for murder.
Yeah.
Be nice.
Yeah.
It's be nice or I will put a bullet in your brain skull.
Right.
I don't know what a brain skill is.
Yeah, these are like Crips and Bloods rules.
So congratulations.
Now we're all acting like gangs.
Yeah.
But so like, yeah, this woman is dragged out of her car.
She's saying that she's got a doctor's appointment.
And these, yeah, and they cut her seatbelt.
They did all this stuff to her car as well.
And you see this.
And I mean, it's ridiculous.
It's absolutely insane.
ICE has no jurisdiction to do this shit anyways.
Like they're, they have no right to go after any U.S. citizen.
The whole obstruction thing is bullshit and it's just an excuse to terrorize people.
Yeah, I saw someone else saying that's why, what's his name?
The guy who murdered Renee Good.
He doesn't get a name.
But the reason that that's why he's like filming her license plates and stuff, because what they normally do is if someone's giving them trouble and they don't have any jurisdiction, then they hand the info over to, you know, local police and they take care of it.
Right.
And so what I was going to say is, so you have this video, this woman being grabbed by ICE for no reason, trying to get to a doctor's appointment.
And then you, and again, Amanda Moore posted the video of that.
And then you get to see this video reframed, reimagined by the right wing.
And Nick Sortor is the piece of shit in question.
And how does he become the flavor of the month with conservatives?
Oh, he's everywhere lately.
He works for Alex.
Well, I mean, can Alex afford anyone now?
I guess Nick's works through Big Lee.
It's through a bunch of different shell companies.
Great.
Well, I hope all those shell companies also get soaked.
But anyways, Nick posted a tweet that was siren emoji just in all caps colon ICE ripped a woman from her car in Minneapolis after she blocked them from driving down the road.
She then begs and pleads for mercy.
Nope, you fucked around and now you're finding out, laugh emoji.
These people love it when the police attack women.
They get so rock hard watching women suffer at the hands of police.
It's what they're all about.
And I'm guessing the words you emphasized were ones that are in all caps.
And that's just, it just, I hate that, like when, whether you're blue or red, because I see both sides doing it when they, when, when they're like trying to titillate you by capitalizing verbs, you know, like, where it'll be like two senators, one will say, ma'am, I disagree with what you said.
And it'll be like, you know, Joe Blow obliterates Grace Jones in her action logic.
Yes.
It's like, it's like, it's like I'm playing, it's like I'm playing an ace attorney game and, you know, he yells, objection, and the whole courtroom flies away like they're blown in the wind.
Yeah.
Just, I know, it's just, it's sensationalism.
That's all it is.
William Randolph Hearst would be so pleased to see the media in its current state.
Mirror World Vaccines 00:08:43
Yeah.
It's magical.
Truly magical what we got going on here.
I just, I just wanted to say, if I could just really quick that this.
No, no woman, you can't talk on our pod.
Right.
Not until we tell you to.
Yeah.
This is, and I think a lot of other like formers like feel this way too.
This has been difficult because we are now literally in the mirror world before the people who were saying vaccines might not be safe were the nutjobs.
Now those people control the vaccines and the normal people now have to think those vaccines might no longer be safe.
We live in a world where FEMA camps were this imagined right-wing fantasy and now they're real.
And once again, the people who warned us about the FEMA camps are the ones cheering these camps on.
And that to me drives me crazy.
And part of this is, I will lay at his feet, but there was an article about, you know, Jesse Ventura making some comments about Trump.
Jesse Ventura platformed a lot of terrible people on his conspiracy show, which kind of led to where we are today.
I'm sure it helped in that respect.
David Icke is on his show.
This is a man.
His principles have always been the same.
This was the man who tried to unionize, you know, WWE.
And by the way, it was stabbed in the back by Hulk Hogan.
Hulk Hogan.
Yeah.
Everybody's hero.
The all-American baby face.
But the stuff that Alex Jones used to talk about 10, you know, 15 years ago, Jesse was talking about those same things, but a little less insanely.
And Jesse never changed.
said, hey, FEMA camps are bad no matter what, whether you're a militia guy or a liberal, FEMA camps, bad.
I respect his, his, his principle.
And there was even an article on InfoWars.
Alex was friends with Jesse.
And there was an article on InfoWars.
Jesse Ventura sells out or something like that.
And I also just wanted to add that it's also kind of scary that the articles on InfoWars are not that different than articles on like real news sites.
And I don't mean because more of the real news sites are becoming more right-wing.
Part of that's the issue.
But Alex just has to report mostly the truth now.
There isn't that much that he has to, you know, like there, you know, he has to hide Trump from the Epstein and stuff.
But, you know, no, but Alex ain't reporting the truth because, I mean, Alex's whole thing is just to attack the left no matter what.
I mean, Alex isn't going to report any.
But I mean, so, so many bad things are happening in real life to left-leaning people or people who have no political affiliation, just wrong place, wrong time, whatever, wrong color.
And, you know, they're getting dragged into it too.
So, you know.
Also, that's the thing with a lot of these conspiratorial-minded people.
There is no one who's unaffiliated.
People were calling Renee Good a leftist before they even knew her name.
So it's just an automatic assumption.
If ICE took her down, then obviously she was a Soros-funded agitator.
Yes.
The only thing I wanted to say is the bad people haven't made vaccines bad.
I haven't heard anyone say, don't take a vaccine because now Trump's in office.
Oh, no, no, I'm not saying that, but I mean, I could see a situation where you start to doubt if there's still a safe.
I mean, let's jump off that bridge when we get to it.
Let's not be worrying about that now.
I mean, there was concern that Trump was going to rush out the COVID vaccine before the election in a desperate effort to appeal to people.
And people were like, hey, that would be really bad.
But that didn't happen.
And everyone landed on the COVID vaccine where they already were, where liberals and centrists were like, hey, I'm going to get it because I don't want to get COVID.
And the anti-vax nut right was like, I don't care that Trump wants it.
It's still bad and it will kill me.
And I'll make up excuses for why it's okay that Trump killed me, but whatever.
So the thing that really blows my mind about Trump's anti-vax shit is that every time he posts some crap about it, he always posts about breaking up measles, mumps, and rubella into three separate shots.
And that is the OG Andrew Wakefield scam.
It's so crazy that we're, I don't know, 20, 25 years into modern anti-vax and Trump is like still on page one of the book.
He's still following the hustle from back in the day and not all the newfangled stuff where it's just, if you get any vaccine for any reason whatsoever, you will fucking die.
The end.
And with that, the podcast is over because no one has anything.
I did have something, but you kept going.
And then I'm sitting there going, oh, God, come on, come on.
What was it you were going to say?
Say it.
Be smart.
Make people laugh.
But no, no, my brain hates me.
I love the idea.
I gotta honestly say, I have never once thought to myself make people laugh while doing a podcast.
I'm an entertainer at heart.
I enjoy saying, like, every now and then I'm like, oh, I've got a joke, but I've never thought to myself, oh, shit, I need to make, I need to, I need to kill with this one.
The audience needs a chuckle.
Well, I mean, with all this heavy shit we're talking about, they kind of do.
We need to break it up so they're not drinking strychnine halfway through the pod.
But the thing, the one other point about this whole fucking CBS bullshit is that this is the network that killed the story about the El Salvadoran gulag that people are being sent to because we didn't get enough high-profile Trump administration officials to get on the record about it.
And so we couldn't air it.
And that became a whole hullabaloo.
Yet now CBS is totally okay running with an evidence-free claim made by two anonymous sources from the government about the injuries the guy who killed Renee Good suffered.
So on the one hand, even though the Seacot story had been absolutely lawyered up, cross-referenced, all I's dotted, all T's crossed, Barry Weiss stepped in and said, we need more.
We need more or we can't run it.
Meanwhile, some random reporter on CBS is like, hey, some DHS officials said that guy got beat up by that car hitting him.
And they're like, run it.
Run it yesterday.
Print the tweet now.
We got to go with this.
And I know this is recharging ground we've already covered, but I just love that the anonymous sources part kills me.
Like I'm picturing like, you know, Woodward and Bernstein are in the parking garage and Deep Throw comes out of the shadows and says, he had internal bleeding.
They don't want to follow the money.
Right.
Follow the Soros money trail.
Conquering Greenland? 00:05:48
Exactly.
It's just, oh, God.
I mean, he had a boo-boo.
Yeah, he had a boo-boo.
Exactly.
He had a boo-boo.
It's just so ridiculous that this is where we're at.
I mean, it's like, man.
So anyhow, I mean, we can seethe about this for the next, I don't know, 90 minutes, or we can talk about our impending conquest of Greenland.
Yeah.
Woo!
We're doing it.
We're conquering Greenland.
Why?
Fuck you.
That's why.
My favorite thing about this I saw was Trump said something about how we need Greenland for our golden dome, which is like his, I honestly believe that he thinks that the Israeli Iron Dome is an actual dome.
Yeah, I know.
The way he talks about it, I agree with you.
I think he does think it's an actual physical dome over the entire country of Israel.
Yep.
And it's just, no, that's not what the Iron Dome is.
It's just a bunch of rockets that they fire in response to rockets being fired at them.
Right.
But yeah.
I did see the senator who had a, I don't remember who it was, but he had a slightly more nuanced and plausible reason for wanting Greenland, which is that, you know, he's like, we can't, we, you know, we, we can't let Russia and China dominate the Arctic.
And I'm like, he knows we have Alaska, right?
And it's in the Arctic and it's really close to Russia and China.
Like you could hop on a motorboat and go from Alaska to Russia.
Yep.
Whereas Greenland, not really a very good staging area for our invasion of Russia last I checked.
Yeah.
I mean, I get like people, I've heard people talking about this.
There is some, you know, this does make some sense that with the ice caps melting, there's now new water routes opening up there and Greenland is like right in the middle of it.
So I could see, yes, there's some strategic value there for shipping.
But, you know, this guy's trying to make it sound like, you know, if we, if we don't get Greenland, it could be World War III.
Yeah.
Hey, he might be right.
I mean, oh my God.
It's like, save the cheerleader, save the world.
Conquer Greenland, save the world.
I mean, it's what it's all about.
Showing you how old I am.
Heroes reference topical.
Like, I'm listening to other people.
This one guy who is some CEO guy, he's talking about that whole idea that they were floating of giving $100,000 to each member of Greenland, everybody in Greenland to basically buy their citizenship for, you know, and he's like, I mean, he's like, really, what's the price tag?
And, you know, would a half a million do it?
And I'm like, it's total CEO thinking that, you know, that this is a problem that can be solved by throwing money at it.
Right.
We are going to buy Greenland off.
Why?
Fuck you.
That's why.
And then I was, I was saying, you know, think about this, though.
They have, I mean, among other things, they have universal health care in Greenland.
That 100,000, if they, if they lose that by becoming American citizens, that $100,000 can be gone in one hospital visit.
It could end up being a net loss for them.
Yeah.
Not great.
Not to mention the fact that Greenland doesn't want to be part of America.
I feel like that should factor in some of the things.
So you think that should hold a little sway in this situation?
You mean like that, that plucky little plot of land known as America that didn't want to be part of another country.
So there was a revolution around it.
You mean that one?
I'm just alarmed.
I saw people talking about it on Blue Sky and like I was like perusing through some of the articles.
No, I did not read them all the way through.
I'm just going to state that up front.
But it's like basically the summation is American allies are now like mobilizing in defense of Greenland against America, their ally.
Like, what, what the, this is, this is fucking, and I just, everyone in the audience, that most famous historical question, how did Nazi Germany happen?
You're living the answer right now, man.
We all are.
This is messed up.
Also, there's another thing I, I, I, I just hit me about the whole Greenland thing.
You know how a lot of maps make Greenland look like it's the size of a continent.
Yeah, I think literally, I literally had my mom talk about the Meridian effect today.
So I think that I think that Trump thinks that buying Greenland would double the size of America.
Like he's looking at it.
He's going to be the next Thomas Jefferson to make the Greenland purchase.
Right.
Yeah.
Yep.
That's really it.
There's really not much more to it than that.
I know I remember getting an argument, like people would be like, look at it on a map.
And I'm like, no, that's, that's a distortion.
It's not really that big.
And they're like, what are you talking about?
I'm looking at it on a map.
And I'm like, just like, it's like, this is, this is why I'm going into education because people, because you need to get them while they're young before they get this crap ingrained into their neural pathways.
Why Woke Schools Teach Justice? 00:03:31
Yep.
And take it out of context, it makes it sound like I'm trying to indoctrinate kids, which, you know, so the majority of them.
Oh, you absolutely are.
Oh, my God.
You monster.
Like this one, uh, this one post, I think it was New York Post said it, you know, that paper of record, New York Post.
They said that Renee Good's daughter goes to a goes to a woke social warrior justice school that teaches about George Floyd.
I'm like, so a school?
Yes, literally that, a school.
Yep.
Yeah, it's just, it's just so frustrating that this is like, and that's the thing is that we're literally having like the government is hounding the widow of this of this woman in an effort to prove that this woman was some far left like terrorist.
And that's that's where we're going.
What do they call it?
What do they call them?
Professional protesters or something like that?
Agitators.
Yeah, professional agitators.
I just like the alliteration of professional protester.
Man, they sure dropped the Somali daycare thing awful fast when we kidnapped the leader of another country and a federal agent murdered a woman.
Though I do remember that's that same article that we were talking about before.
They mentioned the guy who was throwing a lockup for eight hours.
They also mentioned this woman who was driving her like her kid and her neighbor's kid to school.
And the neighbor's kid was black and she said they got pulled over by ice and this guy just this ice agent just walks over and silently stares into the passenger rear window at the black kid.
Doesn't say a word, even if this woman's trying to ask him questions and then walks away.
And then the boy says later on that the agent saw he was black and probably assumed he was Somali.
And I mean, the whole thing was so rattling that the kid ended up taking a mental health day from school over it.
I mean, could you just imagine, just imagine that you're sitting there and this guy, you know, wearing, you know, wearing like Baghdad gear and a face mask just stares in your window, not even looking at you, looking at someone, looking at a teenager in the back seat, and then just walks away, never saying, like, like, you know, never saying a word.
Yeah.
It's, I mean, literally, it's state-sponsored terrorism.
I don't want to sound alarmist, but that's what it is.
Yeah.
And it is.
It absolutely is.
I mean, that's what they want.
And I've seen so many people posting stuff about how, oh, like, she thought that her like white woman privilege was going to let her get away with this.
And what do you mean by that?
She was literally talking to a law enforcement officer and thought that law enforcement officer would be like professional and respectful and would not shoot her in the head three times because he was mad about something and then call her a fucking bitch after he killed her.
Bigger, Better, Bolder 00:13:58
Hey, you never know.
She might have been a zombie.
He might have had to make sure that she was definitely.
I mean, what, what the hell are these people thinking?
Three headshots?
And I keep going over the fact that her last words were, it's okay.
I'm not mad at you.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just this world.
And again, thank you to everybody who decided to not vote for Kamala Harris because of Gaza.
Thanks again.
Thank you.
Congrats on the election.
I mean, congrats on the election.
I, if you are listening, boy howdy, everybody, for the rest of this year, let me tell you something.
I am going to be vote blue no matter who with my full chest this whole fucking time.
If Nazi tattoo guy wins the primary in Maine, oh, guess who's going to be the biggest fan of Nazi tattoo guy?
Me!
I'm going to love that guy.
I don't care.
The worst Democrat is 10 times better than the best Republican.
There's no difference between the two parties.
One of the two parties openly and aggressively promotes QAnon.
Go look at the fucking Department of Labor and all their tweets.
It's all fucking trust the plan, Patriots in control, hold the line.
It's all a bunch of horseshit designed to motivate and encourage a bunch of people who've had their brains rotted out of their fucking skulls by an internet death cult.
And our president is openly and cheerfully embracing them and opening up a package and generating a lot of plastic crunch noises because he didn't mute his microphone.
But hey, that's how Donald Trump operates.
This is how it goes.
But I mean, it's just, it's just, this is where we're at.
You know what Kamala Harris wouldn't have done?
Wouldn't have promoted QAnon.
Wouldn't be actively telling brain rotted psychopaths, you're right.
We are running a secret mission to kill all the liberals.
Soon, all the liberals will be killed.
That's where we're at.
That's where we're at in America.
That's our presidential administration.
Openly and cheerfully promoting this psychotic group of people.
And our media is totally silent about it.
No one, no one on earth is reporting the fact that Trump is so openly embracing QAnon.
And it's working.
That's the part that really kills me.
It's working.
Yeah, they're having it.
Look, look, he's doing it.
He's saying the words.
Right.
The president is embracing us.
And that proves that he really is God's chosen warrior sent to crush the deep state.
Because there's no other reason why he'd be saying trust the plan unless it's real.
There's no way he's saying that just because it gets our jollies up.
Yep.
Yeah, it's just really, it's really impressive.
It's so ridiculous that this is what's happening.
And you'll still get people saying, yeah, I'm glad she lost.
Fuck her.
She supported a genocide.
It's like, well, I guess what?
We're getting genocide 2.0 here.
Bigger, better, bolder under Donald Trump.
So are you going to vote against him in 2028?
No, I won't.
I'll find a new excuse to hate the left in 2028 also.
Don't you worry.
Yeah.
That's that's the thing that always drives me up a wall about this shit is it's not about whatever it is these people are talking about.
It's just the excuse.
It's just the reason why you can wash your hands of this shit and not vote and it's cool.
They did some of this shit to Obama in 2012 about the drones.
And then in Hillary, it was her emails.
It was her warmongering.
It was Bernie.
It was all that shit.
In 2020, they really couldn't say anything because COVID fucked the world up.
And they're really, I mean, they tried with Tara Reed.
They tried to Tara Reed shit and that other crap.
And his age.
And his age, even then.
Yeah, because he was three whole years older than the guy you were running.
Right.
And then again, then in 24, Genocide Joe.
And it's just, yeah, guess what?
I mean, what will always kill me about that?
And again, I know you're all falling asleep because I've said this a million times and I apologize.
If the Biden-Harris administration was a D-minus on Israel and Gaza, Trump was an F.
It wasn't like Trump was better on your pet issue and that that's why you were backing him.
No, Trump was the one going around using Palestinian as a slur.
He was the one saying that Israel needed to quote unquote finish the job.
When they polled Israelis about who they wanted to win the election, Trump was the overwhelming favorite of the Israelis when it came to down between him and Kamala.
And it's just like, well, if you think Israel is doing a bad thing, why would you support the guy they want to be president to win?
And it's just, because I hate Kamala for reasons.
It's a great.
So here we are now.
She gives me a doctoral level thesis on what her healthcare plan would be.
Right.
Meanwhile, Trump was just like, you're going to have great health.
I have the concept of a plan, said the man who's been, the man who's been running for president or been president for 10 years.
That was his healthcare plan.
And that was good enough.
He said.
And I just, I just want to interject and just say, you know, people have died.
Not just good, but so many other people because of your decision to not vote for Harris.
So your decision has a body count.
Yeah, that's the thing that always gets me about these people is that they act as though the act of voting is what puts blood on your hands.
That like when you fill in the square, suddenly this like person jumps out with a super soaker and sprays you with like X amount of blood for the crimes that your candidate is about to commit.
And it's like, guess what?
Leaving both those blocks is blank or voting third party or whatever, the super soaker still comes for you and it still sprays you because you're an American.
You're part of the American war machine, whether you like it or not.
And you have to determine how much blood you want to get on yourself because you're going to get some.
Because I promise you, America will always be in the business of fucking people's shit up.
It's what America does.
Do I wish it would stop?
Yes.
Will it stop?
No.
So I am trying to mitigate the amount of blood I get hit by the super soaker with.
And that's all you can do.
We're all in it.
Abstaining from voting does not absolve you from what America's foreign policy does.
As Rush put it, if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
Yes, exactly.
And that's the thing is that there are basically two ways to look at voting.
One is a pragmatic, I'm just going to vote for the lesser of two evils kind of thing.
And the other way of looking at voting is a moral thing where it's like, if I vote for this person, I am accepting that I am to bear the cross of whatever that person does.
And that's how people who don't want you to vote try to attack you.
They try to make this appeal to morality that your soul will be cleansed if you vote for Jill Stein and this myopic idea that she's the true peace candidate.
And it's like, no, she's not because she can't win.
The whole reason why Jill Stein exists is to suck votes away from gullible leftists.
And you're a clown if you buy into her bullshit.
And that's it.
So yeah, guess what?
Vote for, vote straight Democrat up and down the ticket, but they suck.
Yeah, they're better than Republicans.
That's all that matters.
It's really not hard.
If your options are a peanut butter sandwich or a bag of shit, the PB is all you get.
You don't even get J. You just get the BB.
And the bread might not be that moist.
It might be a little dry.
It might be a couple days close to expiration.
Get a glass of water and choke that fucking peanut butter down.
But I'm allergic to peanuts, dude.
I saw that coming.
Yeah, well, hey, then get your MP pen out and we'll take care of you.
So whatever.
I mean, then you get a mayo sandwich.
You get two pieces of bread and a nice slathering of mayo in between them.
But I'm vegan.
Miracle whip then.
Fuck you.
Don't give a shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, whatever.
I mean, if you, again, if you want to be a piss baby and just sit on the sidelines and celebrate fascism taking over America, then God bless you.
I need to find that clip of Conjure Points and just turn it into an MP3 and make it a drop on the show.
So every now and then I can just say they don't want victory.
They don't want power.
They want to endlessly critique power.
And that's all these worthless people are.
So yeah, fuck everybody.
It's just really, it's just, I cannot wrap my head around the idea that in 2024, people looked at this election and were just like, well, Kamala's going to do the bad stuff Biden did.
And Donald Trump is a mystery box.
Who knows what he'll do?
And it's like, no, we know what he'll do.
He's told us his plans.
He wasn't a blank slate you could project your wishes and dreams on.
Like when he was running against Hillary, where you were like, ah, let's put him in.
What's the worst that could happen?
We saw that.
We saw them fucking lining boxes, lining corpses up in rows because they didn't have enough space in the morgues during COVID.
And when they would interview Trump, he would say, I take no responsibility at all for this.
And when you mentioned Hillary Clinton earlier, it reminded me of the pearl clutching going on with Republicans because Bill and Hillary didn't show up to a subpoena because apparently those suddenly matter now to Republicans.
Oh, yeah, they're very mad.
They're very mad.
All the guys who ducked subpoenas back in their day are Jim Jordan and the rest of them.
The thing about this is that the Clintons are the Clintons are very obviously playing the long game with this, I believe, where they're like, we're going to testify in public or we're not going to testify at all.
And if you indict us, if you actually go through with this and try to charge us for this, in discovery, we are going to ask for the Epstein files.
So what are you going to do at that point when you are legally obligated to give us this information?
If we have to fight over this, then let's do this.
Let's dance, motherfucker.
Let's get in court and let's do this.
Come at me, bro.
Yeah, come at me, bro.
Exactly.
And that's the thing about this is that the Clintons, if they wanted to testify at all, they could just literally take the fifth on any question they didn't like.
There's nothing you can do about that.
Yeah, so Donald Trump did 500 times during his deposition.
Right.
We still have a constitution in America and the Fifth Amendment's awesome.
Smash cut to the Chappelle show skit.
I mean, but this thing is so silly to me.
I'm seeing so many QAnon people like, oh, yeah, we're going to get him now.
And it's like, Bannon and Navarro both did four months for this crime.
So like, that's the payoff.
That's the full fury of the storm is Hill and Bill go to a club fed for four months.
Bill and Hill go to jail in March.
They get out in June.
And it's like, oh, yep, did my, did my grueling four-month stretch at a club fed.
And then vote in November because it's not even a felony.
Right, exactly.
Exactly.
I mean, I saw Liz Crokin post a thing about like, what country is Hillary going to flee to?
And my reaction was: Isn't the whole point of QAnon that Hillary goes to jail and gets the death penalty?
Like, and also, don't they believe that her passport was flagged?
Well, yeah, we're flagged in Q drop one nine years ago.
Hillary's passport was flagged.
But yeah, but I the best part about that is like Hillary's literally traveled the world since that, which is awesome.
But I just love the idea that, yeah, we showed Hillary she had to spend her golden years in Paris.
Yeah, take that hill dog.
We got you.
It's like, yep, oh no.
Oh, no.
Don't throw me into that prior patch.
It's so funny.
So ridiculous.
But I want to see if they actually go through with it because I really think that it's very interesting that the Clintons are playing it this way because they didn't have to.
I think it's very obvious that they have a strategy because they're not morons.
Scott Adams' Suicide 00:13:56
Bill and Hillary are not stupid.
They get what's going on here.
So I think they've weighed their options rather well and they're going to make the play that they think fucks with Trump the most.
So that'll be an interesting story to see how it breaks down.
And so anyhow, let's conclude this episode with some good news.
Scott Adams is dead.
And by the way, dead by his own stupid hand.
Scott did the Steve Jobs where got a cancer diagnosis and said, I'll cure it my way.
And whereas Josh, didn't he say he would rather die than get chemo?
Well, autostatic cancer is considered like the lucky cancer.
What?
It's one of the easiest to treat.
It's one.
And my dad is currently in the wait and see phase.
He's been in the wait and see phase for like eight years, you know, holding study and without any treatment.
And the fact that I was like, wait, did it metastasize to his lymph nodes?
Nope.
He died for prostate cancer, a cancer that people very, very rarely died from.
As far as I know, fact-checked me, but it is an extremely, it's an extremely common form of cancer, too.
Like, I think I've heard people mention like 60% of men have some kind of prostate problem in their lives.
Yeah.
Well, that's the thing is that he got diagnosed with prostate cancer, decided to try to treat it with ivermectin and other dog shit treatments, quack cures.
It didn't work.
It metastasized.
It spread throughout his body.
And then he tried real cures.
And it was too little, too late.
And that's what killed him.
And so this is literally a person who was killed by right-wing conspiracy bullshit.
This guy got on the anti-vax COVID bullshit.
No, Big Pharma did it.
Yeah, Big Pharma.
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
And this was, so I'm going to, I'm going to, because I literally quote, I literally retweeted this like a little while ago so I can go around my timeline and find this again.
But basically, yeah.
Scott Adams got into this crank shit and he followed this Canadian quack named William Mackus who gave him ivermectin and Fibenzadolzees.
I have no idea if I got that right or not.
But basically, Scott Adams, after he got treated of all this shit, he was like, nope, didn't fucking work.
Total horseshit.
Did nothing for me.
And then, of course, Mackus came back at him and was just like, this fucking piece of shit, this fucking piece of shit didn't follow my protocols right.
And now he's gotten worse.
And now he's blaming me for it.
And he's going to take the chemo death, the chemo death trip and the radiation death radiation.
I don't know what fun word you can put in after radiation.
Wow, the nerve, the nerve of someone to take it to that level.
The nerve.
Oh my God.
That is insane.
How do these people, this is sociopaths, instead of becoming serial killers, a huge percentage of the population became online influencers?
That's the answer.
Yeah, William Mackus said, I have never been Scott's doctor.
I was his health coach very briefly.
Our health coaching relationship lasted 1.5 months, at which point Scott left.
Scott supposedly tried ivermectin and fibenzadols for a total of one month.
Scott never completed my ivermectin protocol, which is a minimum of three months with follow-up.
So yeah.
So he's pulling the, he worked in our organization for a very short amount of time.
I think he fetched coffee.
Yes.
And then someone, someone said to Mackus, perhaps he came to you specifically to discredit you.
And Mackis replies, I don't discount that possibility.
I hope that wasn't the case.
I hope Scott didn't kill himself to make me look bad.
That's how much of a nut this guy is.
And then someone replied to Scott and says, I appreciate that you do not want to take a holistic approach, but I'm happy to introduce you to thousands of doctors who followed me in this count for 17 years who can prove to you that cancer causes the shots.
You said they don't today.
I wish you well.
And Scott said, maybe.
I don't have an opinion on it, but you're a fucking asshole for bringing it up.
So like, Scott, dying of cancer, Adams was sick of your shit at this point.
But yeah, basically, that was, that's how he did this to himself.
He got cancer, wasted months trying to treat himself.
And William Mackus is a radiologist who was fired for misconduct.
He's not a real doctor.
And like you said with Steve Jobs, too, these guys act like chemo is something you can wait on.
Right.
Chemo is for fucking plebs.
I will cure myself with the smart person cure for cancer.
Like on the off chance this doesn't work, then I'll do chemo because chemo works no matter when you start it.
Right.
And I just also want to yell at all of the assholes out there who are making money off of this stuff.
You use you're a sociopath and you sleep fine at night.
You don't have a soul.
It's obvious.
And you're making your money.
You're selling lies to people.
And you probably know you're selling lies.
And people are dying.
And that's okay with you.
That's okay with you.
Yep.
And I hope everything you ever care about gets ripped away from you because you are a murderer.
Yep, 100%.
The final thing on this thread was Scott Adams saying, update two.
I have decided to go on a path of treatment, but won't be telling you the details because I think you know how that would go.
AKA, I'm getting chemo and radiation.
Now I'm trying the real shit.
He said, my odds of survival have probably jumped from zero to 30%.
I'll be working with the top doctors in the field.
Hey, you never know.
So, like when it was too little too late, he went to the doctors for the real shit and he knew his audience would be super pissed at him about it.
And then he died, which uh, and then a lot of people were very mad because uh the New York, the New York Times was like, Scott Adams, Dilbert creator and crazy racist, dead at age, whatever age he was.
And people were like, How dare the New York Times say that about him?
And it's like Scott Adams was the one who said it.
Scott Adams was the one who said, You know, maybe you shouldn't hang around with blacks and all kinds of other horrible shit.
It's like, sorry, man, that's just how this works.
These people are so these people hate the idea that when they die, they won't be able to control the narrative around their lives.
That's why they were so pissed off about Charlie Kirk when he got killed.
And then people were accurately quoting the horrible shit he said.
And they were like, No, shut up.
How dare you?
Charlie was a saint.
And he never said that black women were stupid.
He merely said that Kataji Jackson Brown and Michelle Obama and two other black women he specifically named.
He only said those four black women were stupid.
He was totally getting around to a smart black woman.
He just ran out of time before he could get the words out of his mouth.
But yeah, it's true.
He's not racist.
He dated a black woman once.
Something.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
I, yeah, I mean, hey, I was a fan of Dilbert when I was a kid growing up.
I enjoyed that crudely, crudely drawn animated comics.
Yeah.
Loved it.
Loved it.
Oh, love to meet some Dog Burt and Cat Burt and all that good stuff.
And actually, this brings us around to something I was talking about before we started the pod because the cartoon version of Dilbert was voiced by was, oh my God, I just lost his name.
Daniel Stern.
Daniel Stern.
Daniel Stern, who got picked up for soliciting a prostitute this weekend.
I almost said prostitution.
That would be scary as hell if Daniel Stern was prostituting himself because he is not at spring chicken and he was not especially handsome before that.
That was he was soliciting a paint can.
No, that was like when they showed the fucking mugshots of Paul Pelosi's attacker and people were calling him a male prostitute.
It was like, I don't think he would have made a lot of money as a male prostitute.
That guy is not top quality sex material.
Sorry.
But of course, the people saying this are, you know, inveterate homophobes who think that a homosexual person will sleep with absolutely anyone.
Oh, just rav.
Yeah, just absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
It's just so ridiculous that this is where we're at, where just everything is bullshit.
It's awful.
We can't every day.
We can't even celebrate the Dilberto anymore.
We can't even celebrate Scott Adams' attempt to enter into the frozen food industry that didn't work out.
Yeah.
I just, I just really, it's really hard to just wrap your head around the fact that we are run by an administration that lies and promotes conspiracy theories.
And there's so few people in the media who are willing to call any of that out.
They're just like, yay, it's the wacky old man doing his wacky old man thing.
I mean, our president isn't the president.
He's a content creator for these people.
That's his job.
And he's also the president of Venezuela.
Yeah, and run Venezuela.
Yes.
I listened to the newest knowledge fight, and they played the clips of Trump's like press conference about Venezuela and Jordan's reaction to the reporters' softball questions.
How long are you going to be in charge of Venezuela?
That is not the question.
And Jordan was right.
That's not the question that a member of the media should be asking.
They should be asking, Hey, what the fuck?
That should be the question.
What, what the fuck?
Seriously.
Yeah, and Jordan voted for Jill Stein anyway.
So I can't.
I can't get on the can't get on the Jordan from Knowledge Fight bandwagon too hard.
No, I know, but that dude hates Democrats with a passion of a thousand burning sons.
But he's right about the reporters because yeah, but he ain't going to fix the fucking problem.
No, no, as cynical and as jaded as it is for me, Trump being in office is great for knowledge fight.
It's great for it's great for all it's great for us.
It's great for all these podcasts.
America burns, we prosper.
I mean, that's just the way it is.
And if I will, like Alex, sorry.
No, I was just saying, I think it was Bill O'Reilly who was when he was talking to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 100 years ago.
And he was like, aren't you happy that George W. Bush is president?
Because you get to make all these jokes about him.
And Jon Stewart was like, we're going to make fun of anyone who's president.
And then he's like, but I don't think we're going to find anyone easier to make fun of than this guy.
How little did he know?
Yeah.
And then Jon Stewart came back and told us during this election that if your guys loses, bad things might happen.
So just fucking rub some dirt in it.
Fuck you.
Biden Trump.
Who cares?
Who cares?
That was Jon Stewart's fucking learned opinion about this election.
So yeah, I'm out.
I'm out of fucks to give for everybody.
Right up there with Rob Reiner saying, saying Joe Biden sucks, but I guess you should maybe kind of possibly think about voting for him.
Rob Reiner was Rob Reiner on the JFK podcast was like, Joe Biden has to admit Chucky the typewriter killed the president or else the young people of America won't trust him and vote for him.
That was an actual thing that he brought up in that dog shit podcast that now I have to tiptoe around when I write my book because it's going to miss.
Because you know there were so many Gen Zers listening to that podcast.
Yeah, there were so many Gen Zers about a guy who was murdered 50 years before they were born.
Doom, Doom Song 00:00:47
Yep.
Oh yeah.
Oh, God.
So, yeah, it's going that well.
It's going really well.
So yeah.
Well, I think that I'm going to sing the doom song.
No, you're not.
Doom, doom, doom, doom.
We're not here.
Good night, everybody.
Yeah.
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