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Dec. 10, 2025 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Presents: Trump Health, Candace Owens is nuts

This week Mike, Steph, and Eric talk about Trump's declining health, Candace Owens insanity, and the glorious war we're about to have with Venezuela which will be quick and successful 100% don't you worry kitten (you should worry a lot). Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon.
While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody.
It's Mike Rains, aka Poker and Politics, welcoming you to another hooting and hollering good time here at Adventures of Hellworld.
Don't even know why I'm going crazy on the intro, but I'm punchy today.
And I'm joined by Eric.
How's Eric doing today?
I'm doing great.
I had a nice nap during a cabinet meeting and I am refreshed and ready to go.
Feeling good.
I liked, I mean, we're obviously going to dig into it, but I like the fact that we've upgraded from makeup to actual bandages now.
I like that our fit as a fiddle, strong as a bull president, now is so leaky in the hand that they're like, we can't cover this of makeup anymore, Mr. President.
We actually have to put band-aids on your bleedy boo-boo while you go out in public.
And we're also joined by Steph, whose hand is not bleeding now.
I did have a huge bruise on my hand and my arm from the IV for like weeks, for like a week.
For all the handshakes.
Oh, no, handshaking.
Handshaking, Steph.
Handshaking.
Remember, remember the cover story.
My favorite part about that bullshit is the fact that he won the election.
You don't have to run around shaking everyone's hand after the race is over.
You don't have to keep wearing the marathon uniform.
You get to take it off and put on your street clothes.
It's just kind of like how Tom DeLay was smiling in his mug shop.
When you're a politician, you just, when there's a camera, you smile.
When there's a hand, you shake it.
It's automatic.
Yeah, Trump just can't help himself.
Even though he's in a like, even though everyone who defended the whole thing about the P-tape not possibly being real is just Trump's a notorious germaphobe.
It would never happen.
So it's like, so if he's a huge germaphobe, he probably hates shaking hands.
And therefore, when he's no longer a candidate and he's just the president, he's not just running around, grabbing everybody and giving them a firm handshake.
And it's bruising the back of grandpa's handy hand.
The funny thing about that, too, is him being a germaphobe actually kind of makes it more likely he'd be into the whole PP thing because now it's, you know, because now it's extra taboo for him.
Oh, yeah, it's the forbidden fruit, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Daddy's doing something naughty.
Oh, yeah, that whole thing.
Yeah, exactly.
But also, did you see what Jake Tapper had to say about him napping at the cabinet meeting?
I saw people trying to spin that as Tapper being negative by saying, well, he's 78.
He's supposed to be napping.
But literally, everyone else was like, no, fuck you, buddy.
You're not allowed to say that.
I say, imagine if Joe Biden had blinked for two whole seconds at a cabinet meeting.
Jake Tapper would have had an entire chapter in his book about that.
Oh, he would have broken down those five seconds like they were the Zapruder.
The blink heard round the world.
Oh, oh, man.
The moment of the American Republic fell because its ancient and decrepit president couldn't get his eyes open for three seconds.
This is the thing that just drives me up a wall about all of this.
Lord knows I can, you, the 40 listeners we have, maybe if I'm more lucky, I can hear you rolling your eyes.
I can hear you seething at the fact that I'm beating this dead horse.
But it's so ridiculous to me that in 2024 and even in late 2023, the only thing the press cared about was the mental acuity, age, and stamina of the president of the United States.
Going into the State of the Union address, people were posting stuff like, will Biden drop dead in the middle of this speech?
Or will he, in his senility, just stop speaking and wander out of the well of the Senate, just drifting along, following whatever lights catch his attention, because he's sundowning and he's clueless.
And then Biden crushed that speech.
And the reports were Biden a little too fury, a little too emotional at State of the Union.
And it was just this thing where it's damned if you do, damned if you didn't.
And they were just kept waiting, waiting for the moment they could drop the hammer on him for being too old.
And then he biffed the debate and oh, God, they pounced.
Oh, God, did they pounce?
And then he dropped out.
And then suddenly age, stamina, and mental acuity being a qualifier for the presidency went away.
Just melted like ice in a spring morning.
They spent months saying, do you realize that if he gets elected, he'll be the oldest person to ever be elected president?
Never once pointing out that if that the same is true of Donald Trump, he would also be and is the oldest person ever elected president.
Yes, exactly.
But it didn't matter for Trump.
It just didn't.
And because he did the dance.
He had, he, you know, you could, you could just see it.
He was, he had the vitality of a 50-year-old.
He was spry and in the peak of physical perfection.
He was, he was Cats in America in front of our eyes.
When they released, didn't they release something like a little while ago about like some of the medications that Trump is on or something?
And one of them was listed as modafinol.
I'm on modafinol.
Okay.
It's usually used for people with narcolepsy.
I use it for because I have chronic fatigue.
And, you know, it's kind of like in the hierarchy of, you know, prescription stimulants, it goes Ritalin, Adderall, modafinol.
So it's a, it's a little more on the mild side, you know, and I've, I've been prescribed all three.
And yeah, like there's no shame in having a prescription for modafinol or needing it.
But, you know, that needs to be, they need to be a little more upfront about that.
Like, you know, I mean, it's kind of like I only saw like part of one episode of Mad Men where they're like getting shot up with like some kind of like 60s era meth.
And they're like, let's do ads all night long.
Like, yeah, every single president is getting shot up with a million different drugs to keep them going.
And I get that, but be a little more upfront about that, you know?
I'm pretty sure that Obama wasn't being shot up.
Well, yeah, well, maybe.
I say, well, maybe, maybe to help him quit smoking.
Yeah, maybe he was on some nicotine pads.
Yeah.
But that's the thing is that you have this president now who is obviously incredibly unhealthy.
And it's just not a concern of the press because, quote, we're so back.
They're so happy to have him in there doing his thing, which is just slurring his words, trying to sleep.
Yeah, generating headlines, just doing dumb shit.
And it's so ridiculous that this is where we're at, that that's all we want from our president is content creation.
And you just roll your eyes and pretend he's not saying all the things he's saying.
You just have all these people doing the same shit they did in his first term, where he'd say something terrible on social media, and you'd run up to a Republican and be like, hey, the president said something terrible on social media.
And they're like, I'm in a meeting.
I couldn't see it.
And then the reporter's like, here it is.
They're like, nope.
And they knock the reporter's phone out of their hands and they run away because they don't want to comment on the fact that Trump said something horrible because they can't condemn Trump or else the mob will come for them.
And they can't condone what Trump said because if they did, unless they're in a blood red state, the next re-election fight they have, someone's going to be like, this person was totally cool with Trump saying the R slur.
How about that?
Do you have a mentally challenged family member?
How do you feel about that?
And so it's just this endless cycle of this bullshit.
And we've had a bunch of endless proclamations from Trump that the autopen pardons are null and void.
It's like, well, then why hasn't Fauci been pinched yet and brought to The Hague for crimes against humanity?
I just love that the president of the United States is literally a QAnon promoter or the gateway pundit.
It's the same level of credibility, promoting the same level of horseshit.
And nobody in our media ever thinks to say, hey, wait a minute, that's really bad.
We should call the president out for saying these terrible things.
And I mean, and the whole autopen thing, I mean, does MAGA actually think that he sat down and signed 1,000 pardons for the J Sixers with his hand?
Yeah, exactly.
Maybe that's where all the bruising came from.
Those 1,000 pardons.
Yeah, you just said so many pardons to sign.
It just bruised his dainty little hands.
It's so ridiculous, this whole thing.
And I, I mean, to me, it all comes down to the fact that we as a society are going to need a scapegoat for why we let Trump win this election.
So it's not, it's not the voters' fault.
It wasn't me, the idiot who filled in the oval for this guy.
And the answer for that, and I don't think it's a bad answer, is blame the media.
They're the ones who fucking wanted this guy so badly that they normalized him and sanitized him and did everything they possibly could to get him across the finish line.
I mean, just think about the way this campaign was held where Trump is out there saying he's going to lower grocery prices on day one.
He's going to end the Russia-Ukraine war on day one.
He's going to cut your energy bills in half within a year.
Gas is going to be under $2 a gallon.
And these are all obvious fucking lies that just, there's no fucking way he can do any of this shit.
And then Kamala says she's going to institute price controls to prevent corporations and supermarkets from gouging us.
She's going to give you a $25,000 credit towards first-time home buyers and stuff like that.
And the media is just sitting there saying, hey, how are you going to afford this?
How are you going to pay for this?
This bitch is the second coming of fucking Lenin.
She's going to basically end the American capitalist system with these harebrained psychotic schemes of her.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump's running around going, your energy bill will be cut in half next year because my magic men power will do it.
And the media is like, President Trump touts bold energy agenda at stirring campaign rally.
And it's like, uh, why don't you fucking assholes ask him how?
How are you going to do that?
How are you going to cut energy prices in half?
What thing are you going to do for that?
And of course, he would never have any answer because he never does.
And the press never presses him on these things because they want him to win.
He's exciting.
He's fun.
He's a silly old man.
As Eric said, he does the dance where it looks like he's jerking two people off.
It's hilarious.
Oh, it's so great.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I it just drives me up a wall that this guy is not long for this world, given all of his ailments.
And as Steph mentioned about the medical thing, they admitted that he has swollen ankles due to poor circulation.
They admitted that.
They're like, this guy, the old ticker, ain't talking as well as it should be.
And that's why liquids are pooling in his feet because he doesn't have a very good circulation system right now.
But then when it gets to his fucking hand, they just lie in the press's face and the press ignores it.
And then they ask the president, why did you get an MRI?
And he says, I don't know why, but it wasn't my brain and it was great.
And you're telling me they stuffed a 78, 79-year-old man in the magic spinny tube, and they didn't tell him why.
They're like, Mr. President, Mr. President, get in the tube.
That obstinate, delusional prick, you got him to take the MRI.
It was a preventative mirror.
Sorry, they just told him there were a bunch of mirrors on the inside of the MRI so he could look at himself in awe and wonder.
It was a preventative MRI.
You know, they do those things.
Preventative MRI.
Yeah.
One of those things that is totally true and very real and does totally happens like all the time.
Like, I can't even count how many preventative MRIs.
Preventative MRIs.
Yeah, it's so ridiculous.
I mean, to me, this when this all blows up, which it will, this is going to be as big a failure on the press as us being lied into war by WMDs in Iraq.
We are going to have been sold a bill of goods on this president.
And to me, I mean, this is one of those things where it's, I, I, it's something that obviously wasn't pulled, and I don't think you're ever going to be able to like do a legitimate poll of it.
But it would basically be one of these things where I would say a polling question, hypothetically, would you vote for this candidate if you knew they would have to leave office due to health within the first two years of their term?
Why/slash N.
I bet that would have been a massive turnoff for a lot of people.
I bet a lot of people have been like, no, I'm not voting for a person when I only get less than two years of them and then their dumb vice president takes over.
I mean, fuck that.
No, I mean, I don't know that any Kamala Harris fans would have been just, oh, yeah, I'm thrilled at the idea of President Walls.
That would just be fucking ducky.
I mean, I'm, you vote for the person you want to be president because you want them to be president, not to be a Trojan horse to get the vice president into the presidency.
I mean, although there are rumors that JD Vance might do that in 2028, what do you mean?
Well, they were saying that I saw some people saying that they're like, you know, what, you know, what if JD Vance runs and Trump is his running mate?
And then on January 21st, he steps down.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Think about that.
Yeah, I've heard that.
But I mean, that's Even Trump was like, I think that's too cute, which is hilarious.
I love the fact that Trump is poo-pooing crazy ways to keep him in the White House, which was hilarious.
Yeah, the fun thing about Trump is just because he says something today doesn't mean he doesn't believe it tomorrow.
Oh, of course.
But I, I, I, the thing, that whole thing, it's bullshit because the 12th Amendment, I believe, is the amendment in question.
It flat out states that anyone who is ineligible to be president is ineligible to be vice president as well.
And you would have to do this for cocktail.
Oh, but the 12th Amendment didn't account for the 22nd Amendment back then.
And it's like, well, guess what?
The Constitution got amended and the amendment locks in what we're saying.
And you don't get to serve more than two terms thanks to the 22nd Amendment.
So go piss up a rope.
Well, then you get those guys who are like, well, we should get rid of all the amendments and just return the Constitution to its original state, which, of course, in that case, means no freedom of speech, no gun protections.
It means Hillary Clinton would have been vice president in 2016.
Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
People forget that the first 10 amendments are literally enshrined in the Constitution.
And that was basically the that was a compromise for the people that were worried about the power of the federal government being too strong.
So they wrote down, they were like, here are amendments, here are rights that are written down in the actual rule book that you fucking have.
And I think even like the Ninth Amendment is basically words to the effect of, just because these rights were written down doesn't mean you don't have other rights.
We want to make this clear.
These aren't the only rights you get.
More rights will come as events warrant.
Yeah.
And then the 10th Amendment says that anything that's not covered in the Constitution falls to the states, which Republicans love sometimes and hate at other times.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
Oh, the wonders of federalism and then the tyranny of federalism as we go back and forth between the two.
Absolutely.
But it's just so insane that we're watching this guy wasting away before our very eyes.
And the media is just like, hey, that Joe Biden, he was really fucking old, wasn't he?
And it's like, are any of you going to talk about the current president and his current physical state, his health?
I don't remember who it is, but it was one of the Trump cronies who, like a few months into Biden's presidency, was like, was like, this is so boring.
I'm like, well, yeah, I'm like, that's what you want from a presidency.
You want boring.
You don't want reality TV president.
But I'm sure, you know, Jake Tapper was silently nodding his head in agreement with that guy.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
No shit.
Oh, my God.
So, yeah.
Old president getting worse by the day.
Before our very eyes.
Before our very, and that's the thing about this is this only has one trajectory.
This doesn't get better.
That's the issue here.
Like, we're not like, you're not going to smash cut to us at the end of 2026.
And I'm going to be doing a pod saying, oh, man, Trump looking sprightly, looking spry, feeling good, looking good.
Yeah, unless it turns out that he actually does have the Lazarus Pitts under the White House.
It's only going down from here.
No, it only has one direction for it.
And so that's really where we're at is just the fact that I actually had someone DM me.
It was really, it's really hilarious.
Like the horrible new chat feature on Twitter that sucks.
I had to dig through all the pornography and crypto scams to find this.
But like someone sent me a DM where they quote tweeted one of the things I said about how Teal, Vance, and Elon are trying to get Trump to 12027 so then they can get 10 years out of Vance.
And that guy was like, this is the same evidence-free bullshit you accuse QAnon of.
And my reaction was just, are you looking at what's going on right here?
And beyond all that, the other problem is that JD Vance sucks.
JD Vance is a terrible candidate.
I actually saw some guy post a thing where he was like, oh man, Pete Hegseth, this guy's a real man the left is terrified of.
He would make a great president.
And A, bring it on.
I'd love to see a drunk like Hegseth on the campaign trail.
It worked for Bush Jr.
Well, Junior was a dry drunk.
And he had quit a long time beforehand.
There is no indications that Hegset is a dry drunk.
But he swore he did.
He promised.
He held out his little pinky and he grabbed James Comey and said, I promise, not James Comey, Comer, Rep Comer.
And he said, I promise you I will quit drinking the day I become secretary of whatever it is this week.
Yeah, which is totally trustworthy.
No drunk has ever lied about drinking.
I think like the first poll showing him down five in Pennsylvania to Newsome, that's probably going to be a day he's going to be hitting the podium.
Eyes are going to be a bit glassy and the words are going to be a bit slurry.
I think GOP nominee Hegseth would be not a great decision on behalf of the Republicans.
So please do it.
Please run him.
I'm so dismayed because like even when we do have a Democratic, you know, when we're voting for a Democratic senator or representative or president, any of that, the Democratic Party has shifted so far to the right that there's, there's no more, there's, there is no left anymore.
When you're voting Democrat, you're not voting left, you're voting center.
And like Newsom is pretty fucking right wing.
It's, it's, maybe it's because I've been listening to a lot of the dollop lately, but we have shifted so far to the right.
The Democrats are to the right.
And it's just, it, it, on, on what, on what, on what issue have the Democrats?
They've sold themselves out to the giant corporations.
They, Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton started a lot of this shit.
But the thing about Bill Clinton and the idea that Bill Clinton sold himself out to the corporations, what happened to the Democrats in the three elections before Bill Clinton?
They lost 10 million to nothing, 10 million to nothing, and 10 million to nothing.
The American people looked at what the Democrats were offering before Bill Clinton and said, fuck that shit.
Republicans controlled the White House for 20 out of 24 years between 68 and 92.
And the only time the Democrats got in, they barely, barely, barely got in with Jimmy Carter beating Gerald Ford.
When Gerald Ford pardoned Nixon from Watergate, which should have been such a crippling and egregious abuse of power, it should have ushered in a massive Democratic landslide.
But nope, Jimmy limped over the finish line beating Ford and then was immediately whisked away from power four years later by Ronald Reagan.
So to me, the idea that the Democrats betrayed us, the Democrats did something that made them not who they were and not what they stood for.
What were they supposed to do?
Spend another 20 years in the wilderness?
They were the out of party power.
They were out of party power.
The party that never held power.
They were this regional shitpile of a party that the Republicans just dunked on like the Harlem Globetrotters against the Washington generals every four years.
It was humiliating.
So to me, like I was a little kid growing up watching Reagan crush Mondale.
Dukakis was my governor.
Dukakis was my boy.
I was so hopeful for that dude.
And then Pappy Bush beat him by a million.
So when Bill Clinton beat W. Bush.
It was all because of the tank.
What did you say?
It was all because of the tank.
Dukakis lost.
It was all because of the tank.
The tank photo, the fact that he didn't want to kill the guy who raped and murdered Kitty Dukakis.
I remember all these things.
I mean, I'm an older.
Anyone who isn't Mamdani just isn't lefty enough for me.
That's fine.
That's fine.
But I'm not.
Well, I heard Bernie had some like some nasty stuff or whatever.
I don't, I don't know.
But I just, I don't know.
Like, I want, I want health care for all.
I want companies to be held responsible.
I want them to stop with the AI shit.
Like, I want, I want socialism.
I, you know, you can have capitalism, but I want some heavy socialism.
I want people to have free health care.
I want people to be able to afford housing, housing.
And Wi-Fi is now a necessity.
Wi-Fi's and phones are now necessities.
And those should be, all of that should be affordable for people too.
I just want, you know, like, you know, one of those like icy European countries where everybody's happy, you know.
I want these things too, but I just think that when you get this mentality that Democrats are soulless sellout sacks of shit and that they're not really doing anything for us and they blow, you just create this demoralization platform.
Oh, no, I even want to be clear to the audience, to everybody about that.
I vote blue no matter who all the time, but I am dismayed.
I'm not getting what I want.
And I heard a statistic that the reason why Republicans win is not because like some kind of like basically the republic, the Democrats are staying home and deciding not to vote.
So the Republicans are going are getting, going out and voting more than the Democrats are.
And that's why a lot of the Republicans do this stuff, like gerrymandering to try and prevent people from voting because they know that's basically the only way that they're going to win because they're not a true populist party.
And it I do remember hearing like a lot of people saying that that's one of the reasons why Hillary Clinton lost in 16 was that like millions of people who voted for Obama stayed and everybody assumed that she was going to win.
Everybody was just like, oh, you know, if she's a Clinton, she's going to win.
Nobody's going to vote for this shithead, Trump.
And that, and that's, that's how he won.
That's why that's why I always say every four years, act like your person is 50% behind in every single poll.
Act like this is a fight for your life.
Never get complacent in an election.
Right.
The thing to me, this is my standard statement that I'm always going to make.
And I don't think I've ever said this on the podcast either, but it's like, I would rather vote for Democrats and have them win and then be disappointed in them than to abstain or not do anything to work and then be and end up being outraged at Republicans.
Because Republicans are always going to do worse.
They're always going to do bad things.
They're always going to push the envelope of extremism and they're always going to do more bullshit.
And it's never going to end.
And they hate being held accountable in elections and they will fight tooth and nail to try to avoid said accountability.
And by gerrymandering, by doing all the shit they do in manipulating social media and all the rest of it, it is endlessly frustrating.
And it's where we are in society and it sucks.
But anyhow, I wanted to get into some other stuff as well before.
So what was I going to say?
Could I just do the plug really quick?
Do the shut up.
Do the plug.
Plug away.
You never need to ask permission.
Just run us over.
Just barrel over us and get, as they say in the wrestling industry, get your shit in.
Hit your moves.
So I just wanted to plug an event that is coming up on January 6th, of course.
My friend and author, Noelle Cook, is her book, The Conspiracists, Women Extremism and the Lore of Belonging, is premiering on January 6th because the book is about January 6th women.
And she is appearing at Vroman's with a V bookstore.
That's Tuesday, January 6th at 7 p.m.
And that's 695 East Colorado Boulevard in Pasadena.
And she has a special guest speaker, Mike Rothschild, author of Jewish Space Lasers.
And what was the name of his book?
Was it Storm Is Upon Us?
I always get the names of the different QAnon books mixed up, but Mike Rothschild, Jewish Space Lasers, is going to be there.
Noel's going to be signing the books.
And Mike's going to be doing a little talk.
My husband already booked hotels for us.
We're going to this event.
I'm actually quoted in the book.
And so is Rich Logis, who is from Leaving MAGA.
And so is Erica Roach, who is a former QAnon follower.
So I'm in this great book written by my friend.
And I'm in the book with two other cool, amazing, wonderful friends who are also former conspiracy theorists.
So anyone who wants to come, buy a copy of the book, get it signed.
So yeah.
And I don't know anything.
I haven't read the book or anything, but I know Noel Cook, and I imagine it's got to be a good read.
So I would throw in my head in too to say pick up that book and give it a lookie loo.
I will not be the 10th dentist that says eating candy is good.
And speaking of dentists, I'm just kidding.
That chair, the photo of that chair freaks me out.
Anyway.
Yeah.
So anyhow, what was I going to say?
So moving on to more fun nonsense bullshit things.
Candace Owens has been getting a lot of attention recently.
And one of my favorite idiots to engage with because he hasn't blocked me is Julian Zrum, who is a guy that I would consider to be a former QAnon promoter who's now turned into a griper.
He's moved his racism and hatred to that camp because Donald Trump hasn't gotten rid of all the non-whites and made houses affordable and all the rest of it.
So he's thrown his lot in with Nick Fuentes and those dirtbags because that's where he thinks he's going to get his payoff from.
And he made a post about, quote, Candace was right about Bridget Marcron or words to that effect.
And I jumped in and said, oh, does Candace have any evidence to support this?
And let me tell you, there are more than a few idiots that really, really, really believe that Bridget Marcron is a man.
And I think my favorite one of these idiots was someone who sent me a photo stating that the Macrons had dropped their defamation lawsuit against Candace.
And then when I looked on the website that they had the photo included on them, included, the website did not actually have any stories about the lawsuit being dropped.
Lawsuit is ongoing.
And a bunch of other people then started yelling at me about other stuff.
And someone linked me to Candace Owens has like an eight-part series where each of the episodes is like 40 minutes.
And it's about how Bridget Macron is a guy.
And it's like, that is a lot of time being devoted to an absolute nonsense conspiracy theory that has no basis in reality.
And so I'm going to dig into the first 40-minute chapter of this thing.
It's called Becoming Bridget.
And I'm going to dig into that one.
I'm going to do, I've downloaded the episode.
I'm going to do the whole thing where you cut it up and make a bunch of clips and respond to them.
I'm going to do that kind of stuff.
And we'll see how it goes.
I might dig into the whole thing.
But again, it's massive.
It's probably six plus hours of bullshit about Bridget Macron being a guy, which feels incredibly excessive.
But hey.
I mean, yeah, even Luce Change is only two hours.
Yeah, Luz Change, a tight two hours about how 9-11 was an inside job.
And the thing is, is I said to, I say to these people when I'm talking to them, I say, why didn't Emmanuel Macron's political enemies ever bring this up?
I mean, this feels like a real easy way to destroy the man.
To be like, by the way, your wife is a guy and that's weird.
And on top of that, she's claimed to have three children.
So obviously her whole life is a lie.
And I mean, and then what does what does Emmanuel Macron do at that point?
He just like leaves public life in shame because his whole existence is an Illuminati front for some bullshit, which is hilarious.
But I've seen the same.
Weirdly enough, Marie.
Go ahead.
I've seen the same argument put towards Moonlanding deniers where it's like, where they say, if the moonlanding was faked, why did the Soviets go along with it?
Right, exactly.
Yeah, like, that's the thing.
It's like, why did Maureen Le Pen in her two elections against Macron never bring this up?
Some like staffers in Le Pen's campaign are like, Madame Le Pen, we know that Bridget is transgender and her kids are adopted.
The Macron's whole family backstory is a lie.
And Le Pen's like, No, no, we can't go with that.
It'll be too strong.
I'll win too easily.
I need a challenge.
It's like, yeah, and I mean, same thing with Mitt Romney or John McCain when they're going up against Obama.
They could have right, birtherism, exactly.
Well, not even birthday, they could have dropped Big Mike on him.
Yeah, Big Mike, exactly.
All of that.
I just, that's the thing: is in QAnon world, you have to believe that all these people are in the deep state and they're all lust for power, yet none of them take the low-hanging fruit that will just win them an election over their enemy with contemptuous ease.
You know, I love this whole idea that there has to be a process because people will be shaken to their core if Hillary Clinton is arrested, even though we've already seen Donald Trump, you know, get mugshotted, go to, you know, go stand in front of a court and all that stuff.
And we were all like, and we were all like, oh man, this sucks.
But, you know, what's for dinner?
But Hillary Clinton, who is universally reviled, we can't handle that.
Right.
I've tweeted this a million times.
And this is the innate cognitive dissidence of QAnon: is that Donald Trump is the most universally beloved public figure in American history and would win all 50 states in a landslide if those states held free and fair elections.
But at the same time, Hillary Clinton is incredibly beloved, and the American people would burn our nation to the ground if we saw Frazzle drip.
If we saw her flaying a small child's face without being prepared for it, without being braced for it for like a decade of prep work, we, the American people, would just lose our shit and end the world in a fit of rage if Hill Dog got indicted.
And that's why they got to take it so slow because we can't handle it.
I would think that Bill Cosby is probably analogous with Tom Hanks.
Yet America will burn to the ground if we find out that Tom Hanks is a serial killer.
Meanwhile, it's like, oh, yeah, by the way, Bill Cosby raped every woman that got in his line of sight.
And literally, oh, that sucks.
And Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson.
And negative 48.
Like, it is well known.
Michael Jackson was a child predator and he used his fame and success to cover it all up.
It is a well-known fact.
But how dare you?
How dare you?
Negative 48.
They fucking love Michael Jackson.
I was about to tell you that QAnon loves Michael Jackson, and that man was innocent of every charge.
Let me tell you.
Death is an incredible vindicator of a person.
You become a much better person after you die.
Yeah, death equals redemption, just like just like in the movies.
Yes.
So anyhow, so the Macron shit, again, the lawsuit has not been thrown out.
It's ongoing.
I have a feeling that Candace is going to go down the road of the Alex Jones, do not participate in Discovery for five years and then lose by default because that's how you kick that kid down the road for forever.
Because boy, howdy, did Alex just refuse to engage the courts for years and years and years and years.
And then when he eventually lost by default, he said, oh, it was rigged against me.
Fucking horse shit.
And his believers are all like, yeah, that sucks, man.
It's a two-tier justice.
That's what Jim Stewartson did with the Kash Patel case.
Cash started suing him before he became head of the FBI.
And Jim kept refusing to answer the door and answer that.
He kept refusing.
He sent his son out to get the summons or whatever it was.
Oh my God.
Yeah, I know.
I can't even, that poor child.
Well, I guess he's an adult, but so, and he, he refused to reply.
He refused to reply.
He refused to reply.
Now he's getting sued by the head of the FBI for like, what, like $4 million or something?
And no, he already lost.
Yeah, he did the same thing as Alex Jones.
And he's dealing with it by claiming that he isn't being sued.
That this didn't, that this didn't happen.
He's just retreating farther and farther away from reality.
But anyhow, that's not, this is the, this is the appetizer of the Candace Owens bullshit for the week.
The main course of the Candace Owens bullshit has been her psychotic conspiracy theories around the assassination of Charlie Kirk and how she has been talking a big talk about how she's going to blow this thing up and expose the truth and out Turning Point USA for being the monsters they are about what they're doing with Charlie and all the rest of it.
And basically what happened was she had made the statement.
She had said, anytime, any place, I am there to throw down with you on this issue.
And what happened today was Turning Point USA, one of their, one of the people that runs the Blake Neff, I'm sure Haley would know better about this, but she stated that we're going to hold a formal response to what she said and that we want,
if she wants to be a part of this live stream that's going to be held on December 15th, she can show up in person to engage with us.
And her response to that was, oh, you're like calling me out on social media.
You didn't email me.
You didn't talk to me.
What's this all about?
And she's like, I'll do it on Zoom or whatever.
I don't want to physically go to where you are because I'm recording my own show that day or whatever.
And I see both sides because if I'm Turning Point, I do not want her to just throw a stink bomb into the room and then unplug her Zoom camera because that's what would happen.
She would just give her speech, rip the camera out of the wall and call it a day.
I want her in the room having to defend herself.
And if she's going to leave, I want her to do the full walk of shame off the stage.
And if I'm her, I don't want to do that shit.
So I absolutely want to appear on Zoom and just say my talk.
I was going to say that like 20 years ago, she's the type of person that would have been committed by now.
Like this level of mental unwellness is being championed.
And people are, and she is mentally unwell.
And even if she doesn't believe the things that she's saying, the fact that she pushes them so hard on her audience still makes her mentally unwell.
Alex Jones, mentally unwell.
Jeff Rentz, mentally unwell, whether they believe this shit or not, mentally unwell that they're pushing this shit onto their audience.
And they all, and a Sandy hook stalker, a guy, I've seen some of the emails that he has sent to the Honor Network.
This guy is batshit insane.
He just got busted for stalking Robbie Parker in Utah, one of the other Sandy Hook parents.
This shit, Candace Owens should, and I'm not shaming anybody who has psychiatric problems.
I've been in an inpatient facility several times in my life.
I admit that.
But Candace Owens should be in an inpatient facility because she's not well.
She is not.
well.
And the fact that she isn't in a facility means that one, the system has failed us.
And two, she doesn't have anyone who actually cares about her.
I just, it just upsets me that these mentally unwell people are being championed and making money off of mental illness and spreading that mental illness to others.
It's just gross.
Well, yeah, this is social media.
Welcome to it.
It sucks.
Yeah, and I've seen a lot of back and forth going on about the whole Turning Point Owens thing where, you know, the one camp is like, she said she was going to do it.
Now she's trying to back out.
And the other side is like, she didn't back out.
She's just saying that it doesn't fit in her schedule.
And Turning Point's trying to railroad her and to make it look like she's bowing out when she's not.
So it's the problem is both sides are incredibly shitty people.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Everyone sucks in this battle.
There's no doubt about that.
The thing to me, though, is that if you're Candace and you're the one screaming that Israel killed Charlie Kirk and all this horse shit, you're the one who has to bring it.
Like you, you don't have the leverage here because you're the crazy person.
So if you're the crazy person, yeah, you have to go and respond.
And I like my boy Julian, he was, it's really funny that that guy will make like two or three tweets a day about how much he hates brown people or how happy he is that his wife is getting killed now.
But today, I think he had like 20 tweets about Candace and Turning Point and how Turning Point's trying to fuck her over.
And basically Julian was just saying that like if Candace goes into that studio, she's going to get redwedding.
Like they're just waiting to drop her when she's setting foot in the door.
And it's, it's going to be, it's going to be Goodfellows.
It's going to be Joe Pesci getting made.
And then she's going to be like, oh, no.
And then wham, one of Charlie Kirk's buddies is going to pop her from behind.
It was just like, do you think reality is a movie, Julian?
Is that what you honestly believe?
You really think these people are going to kill Candace in public?
Is he one of those guys who said that we're all watching a movie?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that's QA enough.
That's the mindset.
That's the mentality.
But it's just so childish.
And she's just there to stir shit up and to cause a scene because that's how these people operate.
And that's just, that's just the way it is.
And it's really frustrating that this is where we're at in America, where this is right-wing discourse in 2025.
Was Charlie Kirk killed by an angry idiot or by Israel?
This is one of the fracture points of the right.
Can we blame the Jews for killing Charlie Kirk?
Why slash N.
And that's where we're at.
I've mentioned this.
I think I mentioned this in the group chat, but I am so glad that for the other 99.9% of humanity, they've just completely moved on if they even knew about the assassination for more than a minute in the first place.
Hey, those teachers wore those bloody white shirts.
They knew what they were doing.
They should all be fired if not sent to the Hague for war crimes.
I love that, how these guys thought that Kirk's death was, and just for the record, I'm not happy he died.
I don't think anybody should be killed, especially not in the way he was killed.
But these people thought it was this touchstone.
It was like, this is our Lincoln assassination.
This is our Kennedy assassination.
They thought that he was going to be like, you know, they were going to be holding up his picture in parades decades from now, screaming for justice.
And just like, if you were to pull 10 people, nine of them would be like, who?
And the 10th person would be like, get that camera out of my face.
Right.
Exactly.
This guy was a giant nothing.
They tried to make him into something after he got clipped and it didn't work because nobody cares.
And the biggest controversy was people getting fired from their jobs for accurately quoting what he said.
Yes.
People being like, yeah, Charlie Kirk kind of sucked.
This is a terrible thing he said.
And people being like, how dare you quote that dead man?
I'm going to cost you your job.
Well, it's the same thing, like all those reporters who are saying to Kamala Harris, how dare you try to make Donald Trump look bad by saying what he said?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Again, that was the 2024 campaign in a nutshell.
Donald Trump, I will do a terrible thing, Kamala Harris.
Trump said he's going to do a terrible thing.
Vote for me so he won't do it.
Media, Kamala Harris, fearmongers about Trump's doing a thing to try to scare up some boats.
And it's just, that was, that was our election.
That was our brilliant, incredible election thanks to our American electorate.
He did the dance.
He did the dance.
Did you see him put the fries in the back when he worked at McDonald's for 15 minutes?
Oh, isn't that old man a scamp?
Isn't he adorable?
Please make him your president.
Then women can have less rights and we'll just hate minorities more.
It's going to be great.
And we're so back.
And I got to wonder how all those, uh, how all those Somali, Somalian people in Minnesota feel about voting for him after what he said about them.
Uh, what was it, yesterday?
Yeah, oh, when he called, when he called them garbage.
Yep.
Thank you for voting for me.
Now get the F out of my country.
Right.
Yeah.
All of this stuff.
I mean, I see people getting angry about people talking.
Oh, there was a story about how there are like more ICE raids in Dearborn, Michigan right now.
And there are a bunch of angry people who are like, Yeah, Dearborn voted for that.
What do you expect?
And then other people will be like, fuck you.
How dare you?
And it's like, hey, guess what?
Dearborn, I did not vote to touch the hot stove.
Dearborn did.
Guess what?
We're touching the stove.
We had an election.
Touch hot stove.
Why/slash N.
And a lot of people voted why.
So, hey, I told you to vote N.
I told you not to touch the hot stove.
You touched it.
What am I supposed to do?
Look, again, I will honestly, again, blame the media, blame the media all day every day.
But if you want to complain to me about you want to complain to me about this kind of stuff, voters have autonomy.
You did not walk into that voting booth and fill out that box because someone grabbed your arm and made you do it.
You did it.
And that's it.
Own it.
Own your vote.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This isn't the 19th century when that kind of stuff actually happened.
Right.
So you voted for who you voted for.
And guess what?
Elections have consequences.
That's how this works.
And we wouldn't be blowing up fishermen in Venezuela right now if Kamala Harris was president.
FYI, pro tip.
We wouldn't be going to war in Venezuela right now if Kamala Harris was president.
And that's basically where I'm going to wrap this show up is that we are in this nebulous waiting period for to see what sort of carnage we're about to inflict on Venezuela.
And also, I've noticed at least a couple GOP reps going on the news and not even try to hide the fact that this isn't about drugs.
This is about stealing oil fields from Venezuela.
Right.
So this is and that's the thing that's really funny about all of this is that all the social media people that in the in the right wing griftosphere, they have three versions of why we're going to war with Venezuela.
Version number one is Don't Worry Kitten, where the war will be over in seven.
The three-day special military operation.
It's Russia conquering Ukraine.
We're just going to like the Don't Worry Kitten plan is America is just going to whip its massive dick out, show Venezuela that we're too powerful for them, and Venezuela is just going to like surrender immediately.
And we'll be home by star.
And that'll be that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And the thing about the Don't Worry Kitten plan that I always question is what happens after we get rid of Maduro and we're not actually in country.
Like they just elect freedom liberty and everything's roses and kittens.
Yeah, just like in Iraq in 2005.
Right.
Right.
Exactly.
We'll be greeted as liberators, all that horseshit.
So this is the thing is that if you're going to do regime change, you actually have to stay in country.
You can't just drop a few bombs and then just like hope the power vacuum gets filled by your guy.
You've got to nudge that thing your way.
You've got to put people on the ground to make sure the vote turns out the way you want it to and the pro-America guy gets in so that Trump can do the grip and grin with him while getting ready to build Trump Tower Venezuela in a few years.
The second option for why we're doing this is narco-terrorism, which is the most bullshit term I've ever heard in my fucking life.
You know what drug dealers aren't?
They're not terrorists.
They want to make a buck by selling illegal drugs.
I bet you Nancy Reagan is kicking herself for not coming up with that term.
Oh, DARE would have worked out so much better.
And the thing is, I just see all these lying pieces of shit saying these people poison America with their deadly drugs.
Fuck you.
This is the same bullshit that they used for the Iraq war and everything.
These terrorists could hit us at any moment.
It is so easy to sell a war through bullshit and fear.
It's the easiest thing in the world.
I'm seeing all these people, the left values narco-terrorists more than its own citizens.
No, you know what this war is going to do?
It's going to kill my fellow citizens.
Like, you're going to have to put boots on the ground.
And I don't trust our current Trump-led military to not walk into an Iraq-styled insurgency where the occupation gets a lot of people.
While still calling it a lot of people.
Well, I mean, there will be no more gay people or trans people in the military.
So you know it's definitely going to be a good military.
Yeah, it's going to be nothing but alpha nails.
I'll run into that bullet.
I'll stop that bullet with my chest.
And once those Venezuelan soldiers see how many pull-ups your average grown-up can do, they will just surrender on the spot.
We're going to be like the Chinese military with the 10-pack abs.
We're going to have the swole unwoke military.
It's totally going to scare the shit out of the Venezuelans.
They're going to surrender right away.
And oh, have you seen this bullshit with this guy, the Misfit Patriot, on Twitter?
It's fucking incredible.
So this guy is obviously your latest mega grifter trying to make a buck.
Is he actually from India?
No, he's fine.
It's much, it's much better.
It's way better.
So he basically made a po he made a post about how his brother died from fentanyl and fuck all you people, kill, drone all the boats, kill all these people.
Just the standard bloodthirsty right-wing bullshit.
People actually dug into who this guy was and they found out that his brother was actually running like a fentanyl pill ring.
And the guy fucked up with making the pills and he put too much fentanyl in them and he killed a ton of people.
And then when the brother got out of prison for his, he got out on bail for his crimes while he was awaiting trial.
He himself either committed suicide or accidentally OD'd on the fent.
And that's how he died.
And the misfit patriot himself also has like a felony assault charge where he beat some old lady up.
So it's just basically every post this guy makes now where he's like, I can't wait till we crush Maduro and all this stuff.
People are like, hey, did your murderous brother's death make you feel better about stuff?
Everyone's like bringing up this guy's actual backstory.
It's fucking incredible.
It's great.
So yeah, he's an absolute monstrous piece of shit.
Fuck that guy.
But the last thing, the last thing, the phase three, because again, we're never going to get into what the actual thing is, which take the oil, like actually land on their oil fields and try to steal them from Venezuela.
That's the actual goal.
That's right.
Run up those straws and suck them up into a site.
There you go.
There will be blood reference in 2025.
Oh, God.
So this is what's happening.
The third version is the QAnon bullshit where they're talking about how Venezuela was the tip of the spear for the vote rigging in all of our elections.
And when we get down there, we're going to find their illegal computers they use to hack all the elections up and up and up and up.
And we're going to prove that 2020 was stolen with Venezuelan Trojan horse codes that switched the votes to Biden and all the rest of it.
So it was a joint operation between China, Italy, Ukraine, and Venezuela now.
And Germany.
Don't forget the Golden Server in Hamburg.
Don't forget all of that.
And the best part about this fucking bullshit conspiracy theory was people started posting about how this was actually how Obama got his foothold in the 2020 in the 2008 campaign by beating Hillary in the Iowa caucuses.
And then it was like by Venezuelan code switching the votes because these people don't know how caucuses work, which if you don't know how a caucus works, it's literally you get into a giant room.
Then they tell you, Hillary voters go to that corner, Obama voters go to that corner, Biden voters go to that corner.
Other people go to other places.
If you're uncommitted, stay in the middle of the room.
And then these groups elect spokespeople to lobby for their candidates.
And then you have like a public vote.
And if someone doesn't have 15%, their people go to the uncommitted pool.
And then after rounds of voting, you have like one final vote in that room.
And then the person tabulating it makes a phone call to the Democratic headquarters and tells them, oh, yeah, our room had 250 for Obama and 196 for Hillary.
And then they hang up.
That's it.
There's no SmartMatic.
There's no Dominion.
There's no voting.
It was a bunch of Venezuelans wearing swim bleach.
They're like, yeah, I have no idea what a Venezuelan accent sounds like.
I say Obama.
Yeah, see Obama.
Yeah.
More like Iowa Caracas.
Am I right?
Yes.
But just absolute fucking clown shit.
The most hilarious thing I've ever seen.
Yeah, the fucking smartmatic machines of the Iowa caucus.
You absolutely.
And the best part about this, I think got like a thousand likes and all these people were commenting on it because no one has any clue.
They just want their priors confirmed.
They just want to be angry.
The real funny part about this is I first learned how the Iowa caucuses work by watching them live during the 2008 primary.
So that I saw that very caucus happen in front of my eyes and there were zero voting machines.
I can tell you from personal experience.
Yeah.
And then they actually did.
They did the, I saw the video that I posted online.
It's, it was mostly Hillary versus Bernie in Iowa, but then they cut to the Trump side of it.
And the way the Republicans do it is you all get into a room, you argue, and then everyone literally grabs a scrap of paper, writes a name on it, and folds it, and they throw it into a bucket.
And then somebody grabs the bucket and takes out all the names and puts them on a table.
So it's literally, it's the dream Republicans have always been dreaming of hand marked paper ballots counted by him.
But that bucket was made by Dominion.
Oh, yes.
He had the plastic.
There was a little auto pen in there scratching out McCain and writing Trump.
Right.
No, it was scratching out Trump and writing Cruz or Rubio or whatever.
I switched elections halfway through that sentence.
Yeah, but whatever.
But yeah, so if we do anything in Venezuela, which it seems like Trump and his administration are horny as fuck to do so, total clown show.
It's going to suck.
This is bad.
That's all there is.
Americans are going to die.
And no, I do not spark narco-terrorists.
You know what I support?
Not going to war for no fucking reason.
That's what I support.
I mean, it is crazy, though.
Like you were saying, it's like, you know, drug dealing is a business and you don't stay in business by killing your customers.
I mean, I don't know how to make it more simple than that.
It's the base, the very basics of this economic system that we love so much.
Capitalism.
Yes.
Thank you.
Supply and demand.
If all the people who demand it are dead, now you've got a ton of man, who's going to buy all my fentanyl now that I've killed everyone who wants fentanyl.
Fuck.
God damn it.
I didn't think this true.
Now I'm going to do an ad campaign.
Hey, American, would you like a powerful new drug?
Buy fentanyl.
I promise I won't put too much in your drug and kill you with it.
Signed me, drug dealer.
How about that?
Hey, hey, all you people who are mad at the Venezuelans who don't make fentanyl, by the way, literally all of this fentanyl shit is bullshit.
Our fentanyl comes from China and Mexico.
So if you want to, if you want to stop that shit.
And like 0.5% of it comes from Canada.
So that's why we're about to annex Canada.
Yes, exactly.
If you want to stop this shit, if you want to defeat the drug cartels, decriminalize drugs.
How about you do that?
And this is one of the things.
People, because I am the normie centrist Democrat.
That's just like, that's me.
I want the most milquetoast, boring ass fucking person that can run and win an election.
Give me them.
I'll take it.
I don't care.
All day, every day.
I just want to win.
That's all I care about is winning.
And, but my actual personal politics are psychotic.
Like, I was in a, I was in like a chat room with four or five of my friends.
Like, we were playing this like silly little online chat game where you're in a room for a week and people get eliminated over the course of the week.
And the week had just started.
And me and my friends were all in the room and we were like shooting the breeze.
And I don't exactly know how like drug legislation came up, but I was like, yeah, let's legalize all of it.
Let's just, if you want to buy some heroin or whatever, you have to go to a doctor.
They have to play you a video for a half hour saying, if you take this shit, it will fucking kill you.
Do not do it, you fucking moron.
And then after that video, the doctor's like, you still want to do it?
You're like, yep.
And then the doctor's like, okay, here's your fucking prescription for heroin.
Moron, enjoy.
And let me tell you, that did not go over very well with all my friends.
All my friends were like, you sick bastard, you lunatic, you're going to kill everyone.
And I'm like, really?
Is legalization what's stopping you from doing heroin?
Is that why you don't do heroins?
Oh, I would love some heroin, but it's not legal.
I forget where it is in Canada.
I saw a documentary.
I went down the Kensington, Philadelphia rabbit hole.
Like it's like they call it the zombie town because so many people are hooked on fentanyl.
And I, and in one of these documentaries, they talked about a clinic somewhere in Canada where heroin users receive like a certain amount of doses of heroin a day in order to maintain like the they're.
They get a little high, but it the purpose isn't to keep them hooked on it, it's a maintenance program and these people have jobs, they're they're, they have homes, they're able to live their lives in.
This program is it's like a continuous hair of the dog yeah yeah, but they're able to wean them off, like slowly, and get them to a stage of maintenance and they're not on the streets like it.
There's a success rate and a lot of the, a lot of the people who um, there are a lot of volunteers in cities all across America that carry the.
What is it called Norco the?
Um yeah the they, they will carry yeah, they will carry the antidote with them, just as volunteers.
And if they, they will.
They know the places to go to look for people and if they see someone, they jab them or however you administer it.
But and they all come back and say the same thing, that if this could be, you know, regulated to some extent, these things would not be happening.
And with the fentanyl.
There's um xylosine.
It's a veterinarian drug and it actually has no real drug effect on humans, except it causes necrotic fasciitis.
I saw a picture of a man with a hole in his chest all the way down to his sternum, and they're people.
They're putting the xylosine as a filler in with the fentanyl.
You regulate this.
You're not going to have people walking around with literal zombie holes in their body.
yeah and that's the thing is that i i you if you have clean drugs you don't have to worry about getting killed by your drugs being made poorly and That's the kind of thing that I think about.
And I mean, again, I don't think that my opinions or views on the world are in the Overton window.
I don't think a lot of people are going to listen to me and be like, you know, that Mike Reigns sure is talking since when he's going to be able to do that.
I think you are.
I think you are.
I think legalize all of it.
I think a lot of, I know a lot of libertarians are into legalizing drugs.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that was, I remember like, I think, I think that's the Rand Paul is happening meme where he's waving his arms.
I think he's even like, that's the thing where he's talking about legalizing drugs and stuff.
You mean Ron Paul?
Wasn't he the one doing the waving arms?
Yeah, Ron Paul.
Yeah.
Yeah, the Ron Paul.
Again, thank you.
Thank you.
Again, I hate it when people don't get corrected on podcasts that drive me up to murder.
So I appreciate that.
Yeah.
But yeah.
I figured that was why Ron Paul was so popular with college kids.
Right.
Absolutely.
100%.
Oh, man.
Yeah, but the thing about the Pauls that makes me just like, like, I just find them so hypocritical is they're just like, yeah, heroin's great.
But you know what?
You can't have a fucking abortion.
It's like, well, then you're not a libertarian, motherfucker, because if a woman doesn't have bodily autonomy, I don't, no matter how many lines I do off a hooker's ass, I need women to be able to kill their babies too.
Well, I'm correcting you.
I always say that he's modern-day libertarian.
Legalize sex work, 100%.
You and I. You and I are already sick.
Fully legalize sex work, legalize drugs.
Let people have their guns, but we do need some more regulations and we need mental health checks with guns.
Oh, I'm taking your guns.
Fuck that.
This is like old school libertarian.
All the abortions.
All the abortions.
Oh, yeah, we're doing abortions for everyone.
All the abortions.
Fucking, we hold Moloch high in our hearts.
We give to Moloch his tribute, his dark tribute we grant to our evil God.
It reminds me of Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation, where he says his ideal government is one guy who sits in a room and decides who we nuke.
And that's the entire government.
And he's brought women if he needs them.
Yeah.
So I think we've hit all of the cultural as Ice we possibly can.
Tune in next week when we're actually at war with Venezuela.
Or Donald Trump has left office due to health.
All of these things are handy.
Or if he remembers that he had a beef with Iran.
Yeah, something, anything.
Yeah, exactly.
Yemen or anybody, really.
Anywhere.
What was the thing?
Nigeria, he was going to invade somewhere because they weren't treating the Christians right.
And he was like, oh, yeah, we're just going to attack some African nation.
Or the whole South African genocide that only him and Elon Musk believe in.
Right.
Oh, God.
On Thursdays.
Yes.
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