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Nov. 16, 2025 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Presents: We have to go back to the (Epstein) Island

This week we talk about a social media experiment where a lady asked churches to help her get baby formula and then we talk all about the latest and greatest Epstein drama. Sadly this was before the BillJob came out so I guess we get to talk about that next week. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon.
While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody.
I am Mike Rain, aka Poker in Politics.
I don't know why I'm so cheerful in this intro, but I'm going with it.
And welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hell World.
This week I am joined by Eric, the deep state operative.
Hi, I just realized that while the intro was playing, I had my mic unmuted.
So if anybody heard me typing, I apologize.
Oh, I thought that was just a remix where the clackling keys were just like the extra bumps that DJ Minimal Everett put in there.
No, I thought for sure that I was muted.
So I must have missed what I clicked.
Yep.
And we're also joined by Steph.
It's Steph.
She's here.
I'm here out of the hospital.
Yay.
And I just wanted to give a quick shout out to Ross at A Restless Native.
He was checking on me every day.
And he called me all the way from Scotland when I was in the hospital.
And that really, that really touched me.
So thank you, Ross.
And he's a longtime listener.
And I also wanted to mention that this podcast is available with transcripts and audio through fight.fudgy.org.
You can find all of our transcripts and you can listen to the audio through that database.
Cool.
Thank you.
Thank you for that update.
Yeah, I didn't know about that.
So I apologize to anyone who has to transcribe my clogged up nose and my inability to make nasal fricatives right now.
I think it's really interesting for me that like the moment I get the start doing recording the show, my nose stuffs right up and I can catch myself mouth breathing on the microphone like during the pod.
And I'm just, god damn it.
I need to get one of those like spray bottles that just you just shoot in your nose and open up the nostrils right before the pod.
Get a window.
One of those windscreen things they put in front of the microphone.
Get a whiffer.
It looks like a little tampon, but it's like VIX inhaler and it just goes up your nose.
They're great.
I was thinking whiffer sounded like a sound of like a position at the porn industry.
You know, you got the fluffer, you got the whiffer.
Hellworld after dark.
Oh.
ASMR.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So Steph's had a bad week.
So anything good happened to you, Eric, recently?
And I say this immediately as Eric's family kidnaps him and drags him away.
So the could not have could there we go.
Could not have timed that bit up more cleanly.
Absolutely.
Well, you know what?
I had an awful week, but I also looked for the good in stuff.
And I had a lot of people that were checking up on me and were, you know, looking out for me.
And my husband was there every day and he's gone out of his way for me.
So, you know, it was a bad week, but it was also a good week.
And it made me appreciate a lot of things that I have.
And I got to name my kidney stone, Roger.
So that makes me happy.
And I'm going to put him in a necklace.
So, yeah, it was a bad week, but it was also a good week.
And I got to watch the Barbie movie.
And I'm in love with it.
So catching up with the cultural zeitgeist.
That is the way to be.
Yeah, my wife showed me this video on Saturday Night Live where they were doing the Ken song, but it was about Pete Davidson.
And she got about three quarters of the way through and realized that I had never heard the original song.
So like a lot of the humor was being lost on me.
So she showed me the actual video too, which so now I have now seen about 5% of the Barbie movie.
It was on TNT when I was in like the waiting, not the waiting room, but like the waiting bed in the emergency room where they take you before they put you in a room.
It was on TNT.
And I was like, this is so kismet and perfect.
So I got to see a little bit of it in the hospital.
And I was like, I really want to.
He still exists.
Yeah.
But I was like, I have to see this whole movie.
And I didn't know Will Farrell was in it.
And I'm like, okay, this, this kind of changes everything.
So would you say you were in the pre-op room when it happened?
Yes, if the pre, yeah, the pre-pre-op room before they put me in a room room.
Yeah.
So next week, I'm going to have to give everyone my review of Oppenheimer.
I'm going to have to go find that thing that I, that movie that I never watched and be like, okay, we're fully, fully back from the Barbenheimer moment of our American culture.
It's going to be scintillating content.
Man, my week was really just there.
I mean, it's really one of those things where just floating around, dealing with people being very upset about the government shutdown ending.
And then just kind of being, and then, and then today happened, or I should say yesterday and today have happened.
And it's just, man, just the twists and turns.
It goes to show you why it's so easy to build the conspiracy theory around politics, because you just have this endless churn of content where there's just stuff going on 24-7.
And it's just so easy to jump online and start spinning your yarns and explaining the narrative as you see it and mixing it in with the Illuminati and all that horse shit.
And it's just, it's just always there.
Like if you are a football guy, football ends at some point.
If you're into any sports ball, your sports ball will no longer exist after a few months.
But politics is just perpetual if you want it to be.
If you're willing to get into those weeds, you're there.
And there are hucksters and con men who will tell you all about how the lizard people are trying to take over our world.
But if you buy my dick pills and prepper buckets, I'll teach you how to defeat the lizard men and restore and save freedom for the world.
Yeah.
Yeah, Steph, go ahead.
Well, I just wanted to like, I kind of noticed, you know, I used my time in the hospital just kind of like kind of like think about some things.
And I kind of formulated this thought, like, think of a conspiracy theory like being in the hospital.
You assume that every doctor and nurse that's assigned to you, you know, they change shifts and stuff like that.
You assume that they know what's going on, but they don't.
And people have this idea that the world, that the government works where everybody knows what's going on, what one person is doing in one department.
It doesn't work that way.
So I kind of thought like, you know, think of government like a hospital.
You think it works a certain way, but it doesn't.
It doesn't work the way you think it does.
And, you know, you will have to repeat your story several times to several different nurses and several different doctors because that's just the nature of the way things work.
And I think that like.
People should kind of think about it a little bit more that way.
Like if you're in a conspiracy theorist, the next time you're in a hospital, pay attention to that and realize that that's how the government works too.
And, you know, things aren't as connected and smooth as we think they are.
So I kind of like use that opportunity to kind of think about that a little bit.
And, you know, things aren't as connected as people think.
But that doesn't make things fun because the fun world is where the bad guys are this monolithic evil who have everything coordinated and manage everything down to the micrometer and are all-knowing and are supremely powerful and yet are defeated by Donald Trump in elections repeatedly because he is guided by the chosen.
He is guided by the hand of God to deliver us from this evil.
And if you'd like to know more, please give me $12.99 a month and I will explain to you the great shadow war between the sovereign alliance and the global hegemony and all these other dumb buzzwords that I see these clowns use and all this kind of stuff.
So yeah.
This is apropos, but it occurred to me while we were talking.
We are now on 10 days since Dick Cheney died and I have seen literally nothing about him on the internet.
It's like he died and just his collective memory was wiped out, which in my opinion is the perfect way for his story to end in oblivion and anonymity.
The greatest thing I saw about Dick Cheney was he died on Election Day, I believe.
And someone said, one of the greatest believers in Muslim democracy just perished.
Don't let us down New York City.
And I was just like, that is such a bizarre but accurate way of describing Dick Cheney in the sense he's like, yeah, we'll invade Iraq and it'll totally become a democracy.
We can build that up right quick.
Yeah, we'll be at America Part 2, looking split.
Yep.
And I mean, I know that I'm sure there's a lot going on there, but Iraq is actually a democracy.
Those mad lads did it.
They only had to kill a quarter million people and commit all kinds of war crimes.
But I mean, if you were, if you lived in Iraq, I don't know, like after we left in the occupation, you're in pretty good shape.
It's like, it'd be like being born in Japan in 1949.
You'd be like, hey, it's pretty cool.
I wonder what happened in the years right before my birth.
Be like, yeah, they were really bad.
You have no idea how bad they were.
You are the luckiest of children in Japan right now.
But yeah, Dick Cheney, forget you, buddy.
Nope, nobody cares.
Your current existence in the American political sphere is the fact that your daughter did a couple campaign rallies of Kamala Harris, which meant that Kamala sold us out to their neocons and that's why she lost.
And oh God, do I have to hear about all that crap?
I actually had a really hilarious engagement with someone just going around the barn about like, if we just ran on FDR's platform, we would totally win and all this kind of stuff.
And this person yelled at me because I said that, like, yeah, rich people do help the Democrats out, but more rich people help out the Republicans.
They built Fox News and this massive propaganda apparatus that controls like so much of our media that is all right-wing bullshit.
And this person was very mad at me.
And they were so mad at me that they made a tweet.
They replied to their own tweet.
So they had two tweets to attack me with.
And when I went to respond to them, they had already blocked me.
So thanks, person, for your sparkling political debate that I got to have with you, where you were just like, fuck you, man.
Rich people back Democrats too.
That makes them bad too.
And then boom, blocked me.
I was like, well, yes, I will not be able to retaliate to your piercing political commentary that has shown me for the neoliberal centrist shill that I am.
You've gotten on moms and dad's bad.
Go ahead, Eric.
Oh, he got grabbed by family.
Yeah, no, my Alexa went off, so I was trying to mute it so you guys didn't have to hear the notification.
Oh, cool.
Yeah.
Alexa is family.
Yeah.
Well, what I was going to say was that I just love that on Twitter when somebody throws a hissy fit and then rage quits before you can even respond to it.
It's very funny because our first story that I was going to get into before we now we then spend the next, like, I don't know, 45 minutes talking about the Epstein shit is there was a lady on TikTok who has been calling local churches in North Carolina.
And actually, I think she was calling all over the country for whatever.
But I remember she called in, she called an Islamic Center in North Carolina, which is where I, that was like the big call that I saw.
But, anyways, I could look up her name, but it doesn't really matter because if you just type in phone call Islamic Center, I'm sure you'd get it on TikTok.
That'll bring it right to her channel.
But basically, she's running this social experiment where she calls churches and other places of worship, plays an audio, plays a backing audio of a baby crying, and then tells the people on the phone, I just ran out of formula last night.
Can I get a can of formula from you?
And a lot of the churches like found ways to kind of say no to her.
Like some said no, some would direct her to a food bank, and she'd be like, Look, I went there, it wasn't working out for me.
Can you help me directly?
And the Islamic Center, of course, because this is the way the universe works, the Islamic Center was, yes, we will help you.
What type of formula do you want for your baby?
And so many people have gotten all kinds of angry about this and have said that it's a cheap tactic.
It's a way to attack Christians.
It's like she was being deceitful.
So they were right to say no.
And the thing is, is that if you have an ethos, if you have a code, and Christianity comes with it, a code, you have to abide by the code.
That's the whole point of having one.
And one of Christ's big teachings is that you take care of the poor and the less fortunate.
That's, it's not just biblical.
It's the, it's the words of Christ.
It's the red letters in the Bible that he, like the divine son of God, said.
And when you get into this whole, hey, that's really not what it means.
It's like, no, this is, we can, I can read the, I can read the words on the page.
I can see what it says.
And it says what it says.
And that says, like, yo, take care of people.
Take care of the poor.
Don't, don't be a dick.
Jesus didn't say that directly, but he did say the other stuff.
And wasn't there something about whatsoever you do to the least of us, you do to me or something?
It's like, Jesus was basically a socialist, but nobody, you know.
I threw that quote at some guy when I was talking about the snap benefits.
And oh, man, that must be like his personal, you know, button because when I said that, he just let me have it.
He was like, he was, he was informing me that I do not understand the deep-seated nuance of that and how it's actually about private charity and has nothing to do with governments, even though the person saying that line is a king.
Yeah.
The when the son of man comes in his glory and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne and all the nations will be gathered before him.
He will separate the people one from the other as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats.
He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.
Then the king will say to those on his right, Come, you are blessed by my father.
Take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world.
For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat.
I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink.
I was a stranger and you invited me in.
I needed clothes and you clothed me.
I was sick and you looked after me.
I was in prison and you came to visit me.
And then the righteous will answer him, Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you or thirsty and give you something to drink?
When did we see you as a stranger and invite you in or needing clothes and clothe you?
When did we see you sick or in prison to go visit you?
The king will reply, Truly I say to you, whatever you did for the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.
And then he literally says the opposite to the other bad people and says, You didn't do any of that shit.
Be gone from me.
I cast ye aside.
And go ahead.
Sorry, go ahead.
No, go ahead.
Yeah.
So that is, that's Matthew 25.
And it's the parable of it's the sheep and the goats.
So 31 through 45 is what I quoted there.
And I actually had one guy, I've been in a running argument with him all day.
And the whole time he's arguing with me, he just constantly says that I'm lying.
Like the first line of every sentence he types out at me is, you are lying or you're lying.
And that I know I'm lying.
And it's, I love it when people tell me what I think and what I believe and what I am what I'm reading your mind and I know your motivations.
I know your thoughts, which is insane to me.
It's a it's a psychotic way to argue a debate where you just literally call your opponent a liar the whole time you're talking to them.
But to me, the point of this social experiment that this woman was doing is that even if even if you knew the person on the phone was calling you in bad faith to do something deceptive,
your creed, your pact with God, your belief in Jesus makes it so that even if a person in bad faith asks you for a can of formula, you say, yeah, I'll get right on that for you.
No problem.
Because that's what you're supposed to do.
And there have been so many times at my job where someone will say something to me, like, oh, yeah, this stuff's rigged, isn't it?
No, or, or just they'll say, hey, how do you beat this game?
What's going on?
And I have to answer them straight.
I have to answer them in this totally serious, well, sir, ma'am, we don't rig the blackjack in any way, shape, or form.
All the cards come out of the machine randomly and blah, blah, blah.
And that's what I have to do because that's my job.
And I have to say these things.
I can't be like, oh, yeah, we're totally scamming you.
We're trying to take your money.
We're robbing you.
I mean, I can explain the house edge and that kind of stuff, but I have to take this person's question seriously, even though they're not asking it to me seriously.
They're saying it in a sardonic or mocking way, or they expect me to go along with their joke, which I don't even know if there's a joke or not.
But I don't have the free will to roll with the punch or play improv with them and start riffing because I'm in a situation where I, as an employee of a casino, have to conduct myself in a certain way.
And you might be like, oh, that's your job.
Well, according to Christianity, your job is basically meaningless.
And being true to your faith is the difference between going to heaven or burning in hell.
So I would think that being a Christian means you do have to be on some level willfully naive.
And if this person calls you up and is and is just, hey, can you score me some baby formula?
My kid.
Yeah, my kid.
Yeah, like I got a kid.
My kid has ran out of formula and they're crying.
See, that was my kid.
They were crying.
Can you give me a, can you give me a bottle of formula?
You have to say yes.
Get right on that for you because that's your, that's your ethos.
That's what you're supposed to do when you are a church that is supposed to take care of the least of us.
Is that even if someone's prank calling you on this crap, even if it all worked out the way you say it was and this person drove up to your church and took a bottle of formula from you and then drove away cackling, great, they're up 15 bucks.
You maintained your soul and your path towards heaven and glorious immortality in exchange for $15 with some jerk.
And when the two of you go to the pearly gates for judgment, that little interaction is going to be a check mark in your favor and an X against them.
And that's just the way it is.
And again, if you're all mad about it, hey, guess what?
Judge not lest you be judged.
It's God's job to do the judging.
Let the big guy take care of it.
And of course, this person was, these people are very mad at me because I openly will state, yeah, I'm an atheist.
I don't believe in your religion.
Like, oh, that means you just hate.
And I'm like, I don't hate your God, as I said to one of this, I said to this guy, I'm like, I could no more hate your God than I could hate Voldemort or any other fictional character because your God in my mind is not real.
I don't have any evidence to support the idea that your Christian God is real.
And reading the Bible makes it really clear to me that it would be horrifying if your God was real because there's a lot of bad stuff in that book.
I mean, this is what happened after Mandani won the election and people were like, Islam is incompatible with the West and civilization.
And it's like, well, read your book and see how compatible it is.
Spoiler, not at all compatible.
Actually, really terrifying.
It's not great.
But yeah, I find these kinds of social experiments interesting.
And the people that get defensive about them are defensive because they know that some people are going to fail the test.
And instead of being mad at the people that fail the test, they're mad at the test giver, which is ridiculous because all the test giver did was say, hey, here's a test, pass it or fail it.
And then the other person, the person who was taking the test, failed the test.
And that's on them.
It's not on anybody else.
You can't be like, oh, she was lying.
There was no child.
It was deception.
How could you know that through a phone call?
And even again, even if you knew the phone call was in some way deceptive, that's still no justification for you by your faith to say no to the request for aid.
I remember I was on a train and this guy, young guy in shabby clothes, walked up to me and said that he had gotten approved for a detox center, but he needed $140 for the bed that he was going to be sleeping in at that detox center.
I guess like the hotel or whatever.
And I gave him 20 bucks.
And then he went to like somebody else and gave the same speech and they gave him some money and he kept walking away from them.
And then the wife of the guy that gave him money said, he stopped going to a detox center.
He's a junkie.
He's just getting that money to get more drugs.
And in my head, it's like, well, if he does that, he does that.
But if there's a chance that he's actually going to a detox center and trying to get clean, why would I not want to help him?
And if he's not doing that, then what's 20 bucks to me?
It's not the end of my life.
The wolf ain't going to be at my door over that.
So why begrudge this guy the money?
What's the deal?
What's the issue?
So that's my morality.
Very exciting.
My two co-hosts have fallen asleep, everybody.
So I'm going to have to run the rest of the show myself.
No, I was just going to say that I've been listening to this really good series on the Conspirituality Podcast about liberation theology.
And they've been talking about like some pastors from all around the world and some in the United States, like some guy, some of them who stick true to their faith, who really do.
And listening to this series, it gives me a sense of hope that, you know, I mean, and there are some good people out there who do follow the faith.
The day that my dad's house burned down, his pastor showed up.
And it was in Pennsylvania and I had weed.
And he said to me, I'll hold your weed for you.
He said, the cops aren't going to arrest a pastor.
I'm like, that's a man of God.
That's a real man of God.
Like he showed up for us.
That's a real man of God.
And there are some real people out there who really do care.
There are some priests out there who are protesting ICE.
And the only problem is the assholes are always louder.
It's always the assholes that are loud.
And you don't hear the sweet people.
The sweet people aren't as loud.
But I just want people to keep in mind that, you know, the racist QAnon pastors and these assholes that are like, oh, good, lock up all the immigrants.
Those aren't the real people and they're not the majority.
And I just think we all need to keep that in mind.
I would like to imagine they're not the majority.
It is a fight.
It is a struggle that we are dealing with in the world.
This actually got me thinking.
My son recently joined Cub Scouts, and I'm getting ready to sign up as a Scoutmaster for it.
And it's through a local church.
So they want me to go through the church's background checks and all that stuff.
And so there's this like big, huge trendy thing I got to watch about, you know, about sexual abuse of children.
And as you can imagine, the Catholic Church is very, very serious about being like, look, we are not okay with children being abused.
And so it's just this big, huge thing.
And they keep going on.
And there was, you just made me think of it right now because they're like, they're like, here's some facts about child abuse.
And it's like, you know, most of the time it's somebody that the child or the community knows and trusts and blah, blah, blah.
One of them is most child abusers are not members of the clergy.
I'm like, wow, subtle.
You just, yeah, well, I mean, they just had to deal with so much bad press from that.
I know, I know, I mean, you know, as someone who grew up in the Catholic Church, I know there was a lot you would listen to people talk, you would think that every, you know, two out of every three priests are actively molesting somebody at the moment.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
So it's, but yeah, it's, it was just like, I get it, but it was just insane how seriously they're taking this idea that they're like, like, we really, really, really want you to understand that we are not at all okay with you doing anything inappropriate to any child or what was the word they used, vulnerable adult, which by that they meant like the mentally disabled.
Yeah.
Well, speaking of abusing children, it's time to get back into Jeffrey Epstein and all the shit going on there.
So the big news that happened was basically a series of dominoes all fell yesterday, beginning with the Arizona Congress lady finally being sworn in after seven weeks.
After, yeah, after nearly two months.
After winning her election and being delayed various swearing-ins.
And then because they wanted to make sure the official, official paperwork came in, which again is horseshit.
They've sworn in numerous people when they've won their election.
The opponent has not protested.
The official paperwork arrives later.
Nobody cares because you want to get that person in office so the gears of Congress can keep churning.
That's the whole point of this.
But they delayed, they delayed, they delayed.
And then she was being sworn in at 4 o'clock Eastern or whatever.
And then during the day, there became a news flash that Lauren Bobert had been dragged to the White House, summoned to the White House.
To the situation room.
Yeah, to the situation room.
She was, someone made this point, which I thought was very interesting, was she was brought into a skiff.
And as because the situation room was like the ultimate skiff, basically.
And if you don't know what a skiff is, it's basically a secured room where like you just can't fucking do anything.
And that was the point is that they brought her in there so that Bobert couldn't record anything.
It was like, Boebert will have no record of this meeting she can show to anybody except what she says.
And she's Lauren Bobert.
So she has no credibility.
So if they like showed her a video of her being like, here's your one-year-old grandson that one of your kids just had.
Here's the predator drone flying around his house.
Switch your vote, bitch, or we're hitting the button.
She can't countermand that.
She can't say, oh, I videotaped them getting ready to hit my family with Breddit or drone.
And no one would believe her because she's nuts.
She's Lauren Bobert.
She has no credibility whatsoever.
So, but it didn't work.
Bobert left the White House having not removed her signature from the discharge petition.
And from all accounts, I was really interested because Nancy Grace has been on a week-long mental breakdown, which may be short-changing.
Nancy Grace may have been, maybe in a perpetual state of mental breakdown, as it were, but she didn't pull her signature from the Epstein discharge petition either.
So it held.
The petition does have 218 signatures now.
Maybe Nancy Mace.
What'd you say?
Nancy Mace.
You said Grace.
Oh, Nancy Mace.
Yes.
Yeah, Nancy Mace, crazy lady.
Thank you for correcting me.
I truly, I mean this unbelievably sincerely.
I hate it when I listen to a podcast and someone says something wrong and doesn't get corrected because that's just literally drives me up a wall.
Like I'll be listening to a football podcast and someone will just say, yeah, the Jets beat the Dolphins in Miami a couple weeks ago.
And I'll be like, no, that game was in New York.
No, no, the Jets were home for that game.
And then they just go right past it.
They never bring it up again.
And now the rest of the podcast is ruined for me.
I'm just like super angry that they fucked up that detail and nobody caught it.
It just really pisses me off.
So, I mean, it's, yeah, if anyone ever, if anyone, any of my co-hosts ever hear me misspeak, please, please grab me and shake me.
I'll shut you down with prejudice.
Yes, that's what I want.
It's the way it should be.
And I want to mention also, according to reports, in the room with Bobert was Attorney General Pam Bondi, Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, who I believe was a personal attorney of Trump's at one point, and FBI Director Kash Patel.
So this, so I mean, they did everything but bring in the thumb screws of the Iron Maiden for her.
Yeah, as I posted on Twitter, they basically said to her, nice political career you got there.
Be ashamed if some were to happen to it.
And somehow, some way she decided to stand her ground.
So good on you, Lauren Bobert.
I mean, just it's so, it's so offensive that, I mean, I really have no opinion of Massey at all because I really didn't know this guy until he became like the weird anti-Trump gadfly in the Republican House.
But the other three, MTG, QAnon clown, Bobert, QAnon clown, Mace, just a nut.
The fact that the four of them are our leading lights, that they are the champions of the Republican Party seeking justice in this situation.
Every other Republican in the house should be ashamed of themselves.
Just absolutely ashamed of themselves.
Like three of the worst people in Congress and some guy who's just decided, I want to be a burr on Trump's ass.
The four of them are the ones who are going to bring this thing to a vote.
And then I just see all these people.
I see people saying, oh, what's this fucking matter?
Because it's going to die in the Senate anyways.
And if it got through the Senate, Trump would veto it.
Yeah.
The whole point of this shit is to put people on record that they want to defend the pedophile.
That's the point.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's, yeah.
Someone asked me that.
They're like, well, what's the point of holding the vote?
Because now every Democrat running against a Republican of the House could be like, my opponent does not want justice for Epstein's victims.
Right.
And that's the thing is like, as a lot of people are mentioning, is that when this floor vote happens, there are, there's scuttlebutt that there will be massive Republican defections on this.
I mean, the Republicans are working hard to gerrymander every district they can in all the states that they have control of.
But in battleground states like Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan, like Nevada, all these states that actually have competitive districts.
If you're a Republican who's an incumbent in those districts, do you want to vote no on the Epstein list disclosure?
I mean, that's the most poisonous vote you could possibly take.
I'm sure there are political nerds out there who have the list of Kamala Trump districts where the representative won it.
The representative is a Republican and won their spot, but Kamala won the district on the presidential side.
So it's a, this is a lean, this is a thing where, ah, I voted for the local Republican because I like the cut of his jib.
I know that man and he's a good egg.
And then Mr. Republican good egg is like, no, I want to keep the pedophile's secrets a secret.
And it's just, no, fuck you.
Oh my God.
It's just absolute clown shit.
So yeah.
And imagine, I mean, imagine the magic of this actually making it to the Senate somehow and then them passing it.
Imagine the political theater of Trump having to veto it.
That would be the funniest thing in the history of the universe.
I mean, the whole, let's see Trump wriggle his way out of this one thing.
That'd be the ultimate wriggle, the ultimate glorious wriggle of all time.
But as one quick little aside here, I have seen people already talking about that.
I've already seen people saying shit like, none of this is going to matter.
Trump's base ain't going to leave him.
Why does anyone get any fucking juice out of this?
What are any of you idiots hoping for?
You're all stupid.
And it's that kind of political nihilism that got us Trump in the first place.
It's that kind of fuck everything.
Everything sucks.
You idiots are idiots for getting your hopes up.
That achieves nothing.
It solves nothing.
There's just this aggressive movement to crush joy in left-wing politics to reassure you that if you're a liberal in America, you're a fucking moron.
You're an idiot for believing in this shit.
And if you're going to be a liberal, you might as well, you need to become an anti-electoral leftist who just hates everyone.
Democrats are in on it.
It's all a scam.
I'm going to hang out and go to China and talk about how cool they are while I shock my dog.
And yes, I'm attacking Hassan.
Nobody cares, but whatever.
It's funny to me.
It makes me laugh because I think that guy's terrible.
So Steph just gave me a look.
Steph's a big Hassan fan.
That was the look.
Much better.
Excellent.
Yeah, I don't know who you are.
Look, I am the dumbest dog.
There could be a dog turn on the sidewalk that knows more about politics than I do.
Sweet.
Outstanding.
No, you know, it's just very lovely visual, too.
Yes, sparkling visual.
But I just, I find that kind of negativity so ridiculous.
And again, that's, I, the thing is, is I, I, I actually get more annoyed at that mentality than I do arguing with QAnon idiots because QAnon idiots are just people that have been manipulated.
They've been tricked.
If you're a follower, if you're a rank and fall follower of QAnon, I will talk to you.
We will go around the barn.
It is cool.
If you're a grifter, I will call you a piece of shit and a grifter.
But at the end of the day, the grifter and the believer are getting what they want.
They believe that Donald Trump was chosen by God to save the world from the deep state.
And he's president right now.
And he'll get around to saving the world eventually.
No need to worry about the ever-ticking clock of the Big Macs piling down that man's gullet and his obviously rapidly declining health.
Oh, the spackle is back.
There were new photos of Trump the last couple days, and the massive makeup job on his hand has returned.
I guess he was, I guess he was aggressively shaking some hands this weekend.
Oh, his tender little hand got a little boozy woozy because that's what I was aggressively shaking hands this weekend, too.
Yeah, that's what happens to people.
I mean, I mean, when you are the president and you have no more campaigns to run and you are just going to be the president for the next four years, and that's it, your political career is over, you still just run around shaking people's hands all day.
You just can't help yourself.
You're just so ingrained to be a frenatic handshaker.
Yeah, it's pretty much instinct at that point.
Right.
I just, I truly love that our esteemed press talked to his press secretary lady, and she was like, oh, yeah, his ankles are an actual serious health concern.
And then they asked, what about his hand?
And then she said, fuck you.
You get no information about the hand.
I am lying to your face about his hand.
How do you like that, fuckers?
And the press was like, we love it.
It's so fucking good.
Thank you.
Like, you, as a journalist, should be insulted that the press secretary of the president of the United States couldn't even come up with a good lie, just flat out told you to your face, I ain't fucking telling you what's wrong with his hand.
You don't like it?
Pound sand.
Go piss up a rope.
Fuck yourself.
And our press just dutifully stenographically recorded too much handshaking.
I have seen some newspapers do like an eye roll emoji about it, but that's as far as they've gotten.
Mostly they've done is said that like Karen Levette or however you say her name, they're like, the press secretary is obviously lying to us, but what are we going to do about it?
We're not journalists.
We don't investigatively report things.
So there you go.
We've been stonewalled by the press secretary.
We are powerless babes who have no recourse but to accept this obvious lie.
It's just so absurd to me that that's this.
Whereas Joe Biden says one word wrong and we're digging around to see if he has Parkinson's.
We're checking the White House press logs to see if the man's on death's door or not.
But yeah.
Anyhow, our boy, our beloved boy, our esteemed president, more Epstein stuff came out.
And that was magical.
So are we onto the emails now?
Yeah, we're onto the emails, the buttery emails.
And a lot of people have made this point, but it's just, it is so incredible that you just have that.
We spent years that we spent these years and years and years of people talking about how these rigatone recipes from Tony Podesta and his campaign staff were obvious code for child sex trafficking.
And then Jeffrey Epstein is just sitting here like typing this semi-literate babble gobbledygook.
That was effectively, want to kid.
I traffic y, slash n, and by traffic I mean deliver to you for payment in exchange for sex, close parentheses, and that was all of his emails.
Was just this drooling, incoherent moron just asking people, hey, you want to a kid, I got a kid for you.
You want to?
You want, you want to do it?
You want, you want, you want to a kid?
The uh, the semi-literate aspect of it didn't surprise me that much because when I was going through Epstein's birthday book I saw a lot of that.
It maybe it's something up in high finance where you, just where you're like, literacy is for plebs, I don't know.
But yeah, but yeah, it was a lot of that.
It was like like they'd show, they'd show all these emails from Epstein and they and they read like he was, like he was, you know drunk, emailing his ex-girlfriend or something, right?
Uh, he and like his uh, his gmail account was like Gacculation gmail.com.
And uh, there's one like subject to Peter Teal.
That was fun.
See you in three weeks thanks, Jeffrey.
Oh man, and yeah boy, he did not adhere to the code at all.
No no, that bad form Jeffrey, poor form, my friend pizza, hot dogs other other words like that uh yeah uh, one of the emails uh stated that uh, Trump was the dog that didn't bark and that quote, he knows about the girls, it and I have seen.
The thing is that you just live in this world where the Republican reality distortion field is so powerful.
I saw like Breitbart NEWS, like trotting out the company line of Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar-a-lago.
They were never friends and it's just sure thing guys, sure thing.
One thing that I loved was I I saw a lot of this on the Vagas side was, they're all like.
Those emails came out a year ago.
This is nothing new and it's like that's the best defense you could come up with is, come on, we already knew he was a pedo.
Don't try to shock me.
Yeah exactly yeah, i've known that Donald Trump was a pedophile for a year now.
What are you talking about?
Oh oh, that makes it better, that makes this good.
Hey, making pedophilia great again right, that's that's what we're here for.
That is what we're here for.
It's just it.
I, it's just disgusting, it's just i'm.
I'm a survivor of childhood sexual abuse and you know, I I don't have many memories of it.
I, I know something, Something happened.
I don't know who.
I don't know when exactly.
But, and that's kind of a blessing for me.
But there are other people out there who have these, who, whose memories they still have.
They didn't block these things out.
They didn't dissociate.
And this is a re-traumatization for them.
And this is, and I'm sorry, I'm not trying to make people uncomfortable.
If you're uncomfortable with the fact that I'm a childhood sexual abuse survivor, fuck you.
Anyway, but these, you know, these things are happening.
These things happen.
These things are real.
And it just disgusts me to no fucking end that President Pedophile.
That's what we have.
We have President Pedophile.
And he ran on this platform of, you know, I'm going to release all the Epstein files.
QAnon was, oh, Epstein, blah, blah, blah, child trafficking.
None of them cared in the end.
They didn't care because it was more important to drink the Kool-Aid than, and yes, I know it was actually Flavorate.
But I don't even worry about that anymore.
I've heard so many people say Kool-Aid and I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah.
But I do want to make sure people know that I know it was Flavorate.
You got a virtue signal.
I love that we're doing Death Cult Magazine versus Clip NRA bullshit here.
No, I know it's Flavor Aid.
I'm allowed to talk to Jim Jones.
Fuck you.
But it's just, it's just so disgusting how it like, it's almost like in a way, QAnon was right when they said that like the country's infested with pedophiles because it does kind of seem like that is the thing.
Because if you're okay and you're willing to turn the other cheek on a pedophile, I'm not saying that makes you a pedophile, but you're in league with them.
You don't turn the cheek on that.
If you think your next door neighbor is sexually abusing their child, that is your fucking business.
That is your business.
You do get involved in that.
If you think your next door neighbor is beating his wife, that is your business.
You do get involved.
You don't turn a blind eye to that.
And a lot of people are doing that.
And that disgusts me and repulses me.
And I really truly feel bad for sexual abuse survivors who have memories and are able to remember their abuse because this has been a really, really rough time for a lot of people.
And it's disgusting.
It is disgusting.
I just wanted to add that in.
It's gross.
Yeah, I know.
And I, yeah, I don't know where you're coming from, but I understand what you're saying.
But like one thing that got me was I saw this clip from Steve Bannon where he was basically like, look, it's too late to, you know, it's too late to change horses.
We're already midstream.
So just, you know, he's, he might be a pedo, but at least he's not a Democrat.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
That was something I've mentioned to other people about this as well, is that you have these people that will just, that now are, like Alex Jones has completely destroyed his previous career, having become this massive supporter of Donald Trump.
And back in the day, Alex would be on his show talking about how the left and the right are the same.
I'm above the left right paradigm.
I'm fighting for truth and justice and freedom and integrity, and my only my, only like my faith is in God and the Constitution and I only care about those principles.
And he would support some people who had no shot to win, like like Ron Paul and blah blah, blah.
And when you'd get into, like Bill Clinton versus the Republicans, it would be two sides of the same evil coin.
And Obama would be Satan, but it doesn't really matter because he's just continuing the work of George W. Bush, who did 9-11.
Basically, the Republicans and the Democrats were equally bad.
They were all monsters.
They were the unit party being controlled by the Illuminati to do all these things.
And now you smash cut to this Trump shit.
And Alex is on the radio talking about, he's like, look, man, I know the Epstein stuff is bad, but Trump's done a lot of good things.
And Kamala Harris drinks the blood of small children.
And all the Democrats rape children 24-7, 365.
So we got to stick with our boy here.
He might be a pedo, but he's like a mild pedo.
The Democrats are much worse.
He's our pedo.
Right.
He's our pedo.
He's our pedophile.
We got to back him.
We got to back our boy.
And it's, it's really like, you know, I had listened to, I had kind of gotten into Alex like maybe like 2003, 2004, maybe a little bit earlier than that.
And, you know, they mentioned this on a knowledge fight.
There was a freaking InfoWars skateboard.
There was a time when even if you were a leftist, InfoWars was fucking cool because Alex was speaking up for the downtrodden.
He was speaking up.
There was a time when Alex was cool and he completely sold him.
His worst decision, other than Sandy Hook, was backing Trump.
That was, that was, and, and you saw, I mean, yeah, the Sandy Hook stuff kind of start at the beginning of the end, but him backing Trump only meant that he backs himself into a corner that he can't get out of.
And it'll just continue.
And he'll never, he'll never ever be able to recover who he was.
And a lot of that is because of him backing Trump.
He FEMA camps are okay now.
Taking guns away from people are okay now.
You know, so he and which means he never believed any of that shit in the first place.
So yeah.
Yeah.
Good job, Alex.
Way to go.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's very, and this is the thing, this thing that's really weird to me.
And I mean, I do kind of hate doing like grifter grading and stuff like that because it's really kind of bad to be like, hey, this guy knows what's going on.
But it's very funny in a way that Nick Fuentes is so aggressively anti-Trump now because he's the only idiot who sees that there's a three-year shelf life to this whole MAGA thing at maximum.
And he's already trying to position himself as the guy to be the bridge into the future of extremism for the right and their ideology.
And he's trying to be, to me, it feels like he wants to be the Ralph Nader of 2028.
That like he wants to be the guy that makes Republicans kiss the ring or he's going to try to take, he's going to have his nut, his griper nut that either runs third party or runs in the Republican primaries or whatever.
And he's going to try to make the Republicans kiss the ring or else he's going to be like, look, man, it's either you kiss my ring or say hello to President Newsom.
Those are your options.
Because right now, Right now, the polling says it's Newsome 49, uh, JD 47, and I'm gonna knock that down to 45 if uh if you don't give me what I want because uh nutty mcgroyper, nutty mcfrog, my third party, yeah, my third party candidate.
Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna siphon off those votes, he's gonna make sure this thing is nice and smooth, and uh, we get uh Mr. American Psycho California governor as our new president.
So, yeah, I just think that um you you see that coming, and then at the same time, while Nick is doing that kind of shit, so many people are just tying themselves to the anchor that is Donald Trump that is so obviously going to sink them in the ocean because uh spoiler alert,
this economy isn't going to recover.
Uh, things are, yeah, thing it's not, things are not going to get better.
I mean, and uh, one of the many things that makes this like cult-like behavior going on with this whole manga thing is that the movement's not going to survive Trump once he's gone.
It's going to splitter, and uh, and yeah, you see, I see what you're saying about Nick Fuente is like positioning himself for when that happens, but it seems like everyone else is like, No, no, he is uh, he is immortal, you know, yeah, yeah, you know, skulls for the skull thrown, he will never die, right?
It's like it's it's insane, it's truly insane the fact that these people are looking at this 79-year-old, senile, poor health, uh, legally not allowed to do another run, all these problems.
And they're just like, you know what, I want to do I want to buy, I want to buy hard on this thing that has a three-year shelf life maximum.
I want to get in on this, and it's just, what are you thinking?
Like, there's no win here.
It's um, I went to this convention many years ago, and I had no idea.
Basically, the convention started on Thursday, it ended on Sunday, and I had no idea that when I say it ended on Sunday, I meant that like they were wrapping up super aggressively on Sunday, and I had no idea.
Like, literally, I'm walking up to the ticket booths, and everybody else is cashing out their tickets for credit or whatever to like make their final purchases and get the fuck out of there.
And I'm walking up, and I'm like, I'll take another $50 in tickets.
I'm going to have such a blast of all the events and things that are going on today.
And then I check the itinerary, and it's like 11 o'clock.
I'm like, the last schedule thing that's going to go off is like noon.
And I'm like, oh, beans.
So, like, now I have to immediately turn those tickets back in.
I've just, I've just turned $50 into $50 in credit that only spends at this convention.
And I've got two hours to burn that now or I lose it.
And it's like, fuck.
And yet, like, that's what these people are doing.
Like, Nick Fuentes is cashing out.
All the other people are just running up going, give me another $100 worth of Trump tickets, please.
These Trump tickets could never go bad.
I have a special wish for Nick Fuentes.
And I know, I doubt he's listening, but no, he is.
Big Hellboard follower, Nick Fuentes.
Yeah.
I hope Nick Fuentes gets a really big kidney stone and all of his doctors are Jewish.
Deal with that fucker.
So, I mean, the emails are very fun.
Jeffrey is illiterate.
A lot of commentary about Trump, like being in on it and all that good stuff.
And then this parallel universe of bullshit happened.
Then this clown, Tim Burchett, basically what Tim does, and Tim knows what he's doing, which is the main thing that Tim is doing is lying, because that's what all these pricks do, is lie.
So what Tim does is he goes to the floor of the house and asks for unanimous consent to just like force the Epstein thing through without even a vote.
Just pass the Epstein disclosure package bill, whatever.
Let's just get this done.
And he gets gaveled down because he knows that unanimous consent can only be done with the consent of the leaders of both parties.
And he knows he does not have that from the Republic from the Republicans.
And he immediately runs to the press and says, I tried to release the Epstein files and the Democrats blocked it.
Those fucking Democrats.
And he's absolutely full of shit.
He knows that it was the Republican leader who blocked the unanimous consent vote.
He knows he's lying, but he doesn't care because he knows his audience has been conditioned to accept whatever Republicans say as the truth.
And it's ridiculous.
It is.
And also, if you cared about this, Tim, why weren't you there with MTG, Boebert, Mace, and Massey signing the discharge petition?
Why did you pull this stunt instead of signing the discharge petition so we wouldn't have had to wait for that last Democrat to get sworn in?
Why did you delay this process by seven weeks if that's what you wanted?
So yeah, I mean, just absolutely disgraceful.
Just absolutely disgraceful.
These people pull this shit.
Yeah.
So that was, that was tons plus the funds.
It was great.
It was really awesome.
It's also ironic that the word consent is part of that.
Yes.
Oh, the ultimate zing.
The ultimate zing.
Yes.
Yep.
Yep.
Unanimous consent.
Hilarious.
So yeah, that all happened.
So yeah, this was this was a this was a day.
And we'll see.
We'll see how this all shakes out.
As always, I mean, as always, this is the nature of politics.
As I said earlier, it's continuous.
It never goes away.
It's always around us.
And now we're dealing with the aftermath of the new information from Epstein being leaked.
And we're now getting ready for this vote, this discharge petition vote, which is, I mean, we'll see.
We'll see how many Republicans stick to their guns and support the pedo because that seems like a really stupid idea, but it seems like what these people really want to do, they really want to go down with this ship.
So good on Republicans.
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of scum.
I appreciate them.
And yeah, that's going to put a bow on it for the week.
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