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Nov. 11, 2025 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Presents: Evil T-Shirts, Dems sweep elections

This week Mike, Eric, and Steph talk about the teachers who got attacked by a digital mob over wearing some low effort T-Shirts. We then recap the big wins by the Dems in NJ, VA, and NYC as a wave of wokeness washed over America and now it's transgender everyone. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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The Adventures in Hell World podcast talks in depth about QAnon.
While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody.
I am Mike Reyns, aka Poker and Politics, reporting live from the New York Caliphate.
This week, I am joined by Eric, the deep state operative.
Hi, everyone.
And Mike, if it'll get you off my back, I will read the Quran, I promise.
I mean, I've told this story on the pod before, but I bought the Quran on 9-12 and started reading it.
And it's the Old Testament.
If you enjoyed the Old Testament, you'll enjoy the Quran.
It's basically a really angry God basically yelling at people.
He's just like, you, you jerks, worship me correctly.
That's the plan.
That's what I want you to do.
And I think my favorite thing is that it calls Jews and Christians people of the book.
And that's like, they're like a different subset of people who are wrong.
But the Christians and Jews are just more slightly wrong because they've got it mostly right.
They just have to take the last step and get across the goal line.
And that's about it.
And I'm also joined by Steph.
How's Steph doing this week?
Steph, stuff is just doing okay.
Steph's nodding off in her chair like Trump at that press conference they had earlier today.
It's great.
Our president had sleepy times.
And then a guy collapsed.
Yeah, and there's still like a statue as a man died next to him.
Yeah, guy drops dead in the Oval Office and Trump's like, get that corpse out of here.
It stinks.
This is my photo op, damn it.
Right.
How dare you take attention away from me, good sir?
How dare you?
Yeah, actually, I think that guy's okay, but it would have been, it would have been way more weird and hilarious if the guy had dropped dead.
But wait, someone fell in the oval office?
Yeah, guy just fainted.
Guy just flat out.
And the best part about it was RFK Jr. like runs out of the Oval Office after the guy faints.
Yeah, and then Trump, Trump is just standing there like an oaf.
Just like there's a perfect photo taken at the right moment where Trump is just standing, side-eyeing the guy on the ground.
Like, I can't take this guy anywhere.
And it's just, holy shit.
Just the total lack of empathy, the total, hey, is this guy okay?
Like, says nothing, just stands there like a, like an oaf as people are hovering around this guy that's just like fallen to the ground.
And it was.
Yeah, as someone pointed out, he does actually turn and look at the guy at one point, so he can't claim he didn't know what happened.
Right.
Oh, yeah.
But I mean, as funny as that part of it was, I really, it just, it drives me nuts that this dude took a nap in the middle of a press photo, and no one's going to talk about that.
And I remember when Trump was on trial in New York, it was like a daily occurrence where people would be like, yep, Trump's fallen asleep again at the defendant's table.
And nobody wanted to bring up the fact that, hey, this really old dude is going to run for president and he's really old and he can't even stay awake during his trial for crimes.
Maybe he's not up to the task of the presidency.
Well, I mean, in the media's defense, it's not like anybody made age an issue during the race.
This is true.
This is very true.
Age and cognitive ability were absolutely things the media did not talk about at all in the entire 2024 election.
So I could see how that blind spot would have got them.
I mean, boy, howdy, I bet they'll think about that more often in the future.
So yeah, all that shit.
Yeah, fuck these people.
But anyhow, this week is actually a fun week.
This is actually a good week.
We actually had some nice stuff happen for once.
For once, something good actually happened.
Right.
So we'll get into the bad stuff first because there's always idiots doing dumb shit in this world.
So Halloween happened, which according to right-wing grifters, QAnon, and other religious nuts is when the Illuminati sacrifices children to their evil god because of the veil between the evil world and the evil spirit world and our world is thinnest at this moment and all that other horse shit.
Well, I think they do it slightly more than they are normally because this is supposed to be like just a revolving door of slaughter going on inside the deep state.
Yeah.
So Halloween happens and then this guy who I believe is, and God do I wish Haley was here this week.
But this Jamok, who I believe is working with Turning Point, he claims that he got photos from quote-unquote concerned parents at this school in, it was either Vale, it was either Colorado or Arizona.
I think it was Vale, Vale County.
And the gist of this is that they said these concerned, these concerned parents sent these photos to him.
And the photos are of a bunch of teachers.
And the teachers are wearing blood-soaked, fake blood-soaked white t-shirts that say on them problem solved.
And as people who dug into this pointed out, these shirts have been sold on Amazon for a long time.
And they absolutely have nothing to do with Charlie Kirk.
And as a result of all of this.
And the teachers wore those same shirts last year, too.
Oh, yeah, we were getting to that.
Andrew Col Vet, I believe is the name of this turning point dirtbag.
So he posts this thing to start, and it gets the ball rolling.
And the right-wing hate machine starts freaking out.
And every idiot, right-winger starts posting about it.
Governor DeSantis takes a shot at these people.
Senator Mike Lee takes a shot at them.
Everyone's getting in their two cents worth of bullshit on this.
And I cannot reiterate enough to you that these were shirts that Amazon had sold for a long time before Charlie Kirk got killed and still was selling them after Charlie Kirk got killed.
And the shirts are just a white t-shirt with the words problem solved in big black letters on them.
And there's just blood heavier on the right side of or the left side of the body than the right.
But it's just this very generic shirt that is like a joke where it's basically the gist of it is that this kid is pissed off at his fucking teacher for bothering him with this math shit.
The teacher is murdered by the child.
The child has solved the problem.
They no longer have to worry about solving the problem the teachers put before them because by committing murder, they have solved the problem.
And it's a play on words too, because math problem, problem solved.
Right, exactly.
It's a math problem and the problem's been solved.
This is the math department.
Wait, these are baby serial killers?
Because like people are saying like, oh, it's a reference to Charlie Kirk.
Actually, I think the original reference is a little bit darker.
You know what I mean?
Like, you know, like kids, like problem solved.
Well, they're high school teachers.
So it's, it's, again, it's more of a genre of like walking dead and the teacher.
Yeah, yeah.
But man, people, man, these people are such snowflakes.
They really are.
Oh, so I want to find this one post.
I'm pretty sure that's the thing is, is like I literally had a basic day of responses.
Here we go.
This guy who's he, his name is also his handle, and his, which is Amuz or Amuse.
And his avatar is a stormtrooper helmet, which I don't understand why you'd do that if you're not a bad guy.
But his photo for this bullshit, which is also doxing because it names all the people that were wearing the shirts.
And some people even went further with doxes and we're actually putting more personal information for all these people in the photos.
But Amuz says, hey, teachers wearing these bloody shirts to school last year was in poor taste.
Wearing them this year after the school shooting that ended Charlie's life.
That's an incredibly weird way of describing the shooting of Charlie Kirk to call it a quote unquote school shooting.
Well, it happens at a school.
It happened at a school, which, yeah.
You're technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.
Yeah, it would be like saying that JFK was killed in a road rage incident.
So, I mean, technically he was killed in a car.
So, yes.
Then he says, especially since the blood was on the same side as Kirk's wound, which was just sick.
The slogan was widely used by Democrats after this shooting.
Just sick.
I posted a reply.
I think I may have even gone.
Yes, I did.
I actually went so far as to actually quote and tweet this prick.
I didn't care that I gave him three Elon bucks because I wanted him and any of his dipshit followers that found my quote tweet to try to actually answer my challenge.
And I said, please show me one parentheses, number one, close parentheses, elect a Democrat who used the term problem solved after the death of Charlie Kirk.
That never happened, much less the slogan being widely used by Democrats, just totally lying to try to rile up their audience to be all full of just, oh, these are so bad.
This shit led to so many people saying they want you dead.
And it's like, you're the ones who talk about how these people are sick.
These people should be hanging.
It will not be safe for them to walk down the streets and all the rest of it.
Don't, don't talk to me about how we're the ones that are sick about things.
Calm down.
Calm down.
You're a little wrong.
And then I did see in at least one case, somebody was like, you know, this was.
This was an incredibly poor case for them to do this.
And then somebody else responds with the tweet of Donald Trump Jr. saying, I got my Paul Pelosi costume for Halloween, right?
Right.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
There was a lot of there was a lot of what about ism, accurate, correct whataboutism.
And my other thing that this amused prick did was they posted a photo collage of people actually mocking Charlie Kirk's death.
And all of the people that were actually mocking his death have neck wounds and they have freedom or turning point t-shirts on.
And then he just wedges in the problem solves teachers in a desperate effort to make you just sort of conflate the two.
And it's, no, they're, they're not the same.
You're literally just making this up because you're full of shit.
If any of these teachers had a bandage on their neck or a fake blood on their neck, maybe you'd have a little argument, but you don't because their entire costume is the shirt.
That's it.
It's just the shirt.
The shirt that they wore the previous year.
They didn't even have blood on their necks.
It was literally just, like you said, it was literally just a shirt.
Right.
It was literally just a shirt.
That's all that was worn is a shirt.
And they pretended that this was this egregious insult.
So the Colvette prick made a later post.
And this is his unbelievable non-apology for starting all this shit.
Update.
Vale School said these math teachers wore the same costume last year.
I was waiting for confirmation and it appears they did.
I am updating the thread with this image.
We've seen enough evil since Charlie's murder that I am actually relieved that this, if this isn't another example.
Notice how he declares, if it's not another example, he doesn't say, oh, thank goodness this isn't another example.
Yeah, or believe that it's not an example.
It could be an example.
Yeah, after being proof that it's not an example, he still wants to hedge his bets.
Right, exactly.
That being said, it's a very weird costume for teachers in general.
But after what happened to Charlie, I'm absolutely floored that they wore it again.
I do not believe for a second that all of them are innocent.
Some probably are.
And it's for their sake that I'm updating this thread.
But I believe others knew exactly what they were doing.
The school district's decision to remove the image immediately after posting shows that anyone with a brain knew that this would be seen.
Final thought.
School teachers have been amongst the worst offenders of mocking and celebrating Charlie's assassination.
I have my theories as to why, but at this point, they should not be surprised that parents and the community are on high alert.
So this guy's literally saying, I bet some of these pricks did do this to insult Charlie Kirk, even though I can't prove that.
But I know in their, I know their heart.
I can read their mind.
I know their feelings.
And BT Dubs, teachers are kind of fucking assholes.
And that's a stereotype I believe in.
So yeah, they probably did this because teachers are pieces of shit.
Yeah, I'm sure he pulled dozens of teachers and said, What are your thoughts on Charlie Kirk's death?
And those teachers were like, Fuck that guy.
I'm so glad he got killed.
Good, good.
Fuck him.
I hope he burns in hell.
That was about 75% of the teachers he talked to about Charlie Kirk.
Yeah.
Instead of what really happened, where he was like, Do you remember what happened to Charlie Kirk?
And those people said, Who?
What?
What do you mean?
Right, exactly.
That's what I was thinking.
Because, like, these teachers putting on the shirt, probably not a, I don't, I, probably, not a single one of them said, hey, wait a second, a guy wearing a white t-shirt got shot a month ago in the neck.
This might look bad because the guys like, you know, the, the, these MAGA guys, they, they want to believe that Charlie Kirk's death is the JFK assassination of the 21st century.
You know, they, they, they, they want to believe that everybody has been talking about it non-stop since it happened.
And now they're finding out that most people, A, never even heard of the guy, B, heard he died and forgot about it two days later.
You know, there's all those people who have the Google trends of like the massive spike and then the even more massive crash after it happened because they just wanted to just they wanted to they wanted to wave that literal bloody shirt as much as they could and scream about how the evil left killed Charlie Kirk.
And then they found out that not a lot of people actually care about this shit.
You have to be really into politics to know this stuff and to care about Charlie Kirk.
And that's just not a lot of people.
So sorry.
I'm sorry your boy's death wasn't this culture redefining moment that you thought it would be because it's just not.
And yeah, all of these people acting all heartbroken and disgusted and angry.
It's insane.
It's just absolutely insane.
And so all this shit happens.
All these fucking pricks scream about how these people were mocking Charlie Kirk's death.
The photo comes out that shows they wore the shirts the previous year.
People start calling that AI.
People come up with other photos of what I believe were other departments where they were wearing different clothing.
They're like, they dressed as old people last year.
All these people were just trying to come up with bullshit excuses.
And just one thing, as someone who works in a school, I can say it is that that's normally how it happens.
Each department decides on their own costume theme each year.
It's not a school-wide thing.
Right.
And so all of this stuff happens.
And once the steam dies down on the whole, they were doing it to mock Charlie Kirk happens.
Then suddenly these pricks decide to move the goalpost to just saying the costume itself was deeply offensive.
No right-minded teacher should have worn that costume.
That costume itself.
Hurtful, deeply shameful shirt to which it's like you would not have cared if you didn't have the Charlie Kirk angle.
You're not going to police every school in America for inappropriate costumes worn by students or teachers.
And this isn't even political.
It's a silly joke shirt.
You can't even get an argument about, oh, they were like anti-Trump or anything.
No, it's just that.
And I actually saw these fucking pricks bring up like the Vail school, high school community, like their guidelines for uniform code and what you can wear.
And they're like, these costs, these t-shirts clearly violate their code of ethics.
And it's like, it's a Halloween costume.
They're not wearing the bloody shirts into school every day where it would be a weird non-sequitur.
They're like, hey, teach, why are you wearing your fake bloody t-shirt today?
Yeah, maybe a teacher might get sent home if they were wearing them on not Halloween.
It would be like a school having a policy that said you cannot wear green in the school.
And then it's St. Patrick's Day and guess what?
A lot of green going on.
And then people are like, those teachers should be fired.
They were wearing green.
Their handbook says no green.
It's like, yeah, it's a special occasion, buddy.
It's a special occasion.
We get it.
It's cool.
It's what it is.
I mean, it's just, I have had to listen to so many people tell me that the Democrats are these fun-hating hall monitoring scolds that want to police what we say and do.
And they want to stamp out fun.
And that's why Republicans won, because Republicans have captured the cool kid culture.
They're the hip people.
They'll let you say slurs and it's okay.
If you don't like a gay guy, hit him with something bad and offensive.
We're bringing back the R-word, baby.
It's all good.
And now these people are like, these teachers bought a t-shirt off of Amazon.
You should fire them.
They should be fired for having a low effort t-shirt on Halloween.
Their low effort costume should cost them their jobs.
It's just, oh my God, that is hall monitor 101 bullshit right there.
It's the most ridiculous nonsense ever.
I wish Gavin Newsome had worn a problem solved t-shirt and had just been like, yeah, fuck all of you.
That would have been particularly zesty, but I don't think this controversy rose to the heights that required any like the Democrats to respond to it.
Although I'm glad that Fetterman didn't jump in and order the teachers to be fired because that prick would totally have done that if he had known about it.
Yeah, that's right, Fetterman.
You're going to catch strays from me until you're out of office, you prick.
And even a couple weeks after that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm just enjoying that you said zesty.
I'm still.
That's such a great adjective, zesty.
Zesty is a great word.
It describes cool ranch Doritos and it describes this situation.
Both, both of these things.
Appropriately.
Yes.
I remember those old commercials for Zest.
Yep.
And I'm going to leave it at that because nobody wants to listen to me talk about commercials from the 80s.
If only I actually had like a drop here where we could have shifted the show into the Babylon 5.5 for like the weirdest, like out of nowhere non-sequitur.
Being like, forget talking about commercials from the 80s.
Let's talk about a sci-fi show from the 90s.
Dean Kane jumped in on the Goldpost move and he's like, still a terrible idea this year.
They had to have known.
It's like, guys, I hate to break this to you, but no one cared about Charlie Kirk.
Nobody.
I mean, and you know, it kind of says something about like their mentality.
Like, you know, like on Knowledge Fight, they bring up a lot how like when Alex is like fantasizing or accusing people of things, it's like he's kind of revealing like these are the things that he would do.
And I think to them, they're viewing it like, oh, you know, like with the Pelosi thing.
And, you know, so their thought, their motivation, their idea in their head is, oh, I would totally do this to mock someone's death.
So they must be doing it too, you know?
Like there's kind of like a little, they're kind of telling on themselves.
Every accusation is a confession.
Oh, Eric beats me.
One point, Eric Deep State opportunity.
No, I mean, but it's, it's, it's not necessarily like like confession, but like it like reveals a lot about like your psychological profile, sort of, you know, it's like, well, why, why would you, why would you think that people would do that?
Oh, because you might do that.
Okay, okay, okay.
You know, it's just, I don't know, people are weird.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
They suck.
I mean, it's just the way it is.
But what can you do with what can you do with these terrible people who are terrible and bad?
I will tell you what you can do with these bad and terrible people.
You can show up and vote and defeat them because fuck these people.
We had the persistence and a couple and a few other people, I think, had posts up on the morning of election day stating that vote for Charlie.
And again, just the idea that Charlie Kirk was going to move the needle electorally was so ridiculous.
Eric responded to my post where I was talking about how Shirley Manson can't vote today because she's not a U.S. citizen.
Do it for her.
Vote for Shirley.
I mean, it's just, it's so silly.
It's such a silly thing.
Yeah, your D-list, your D-list podcaster slash political commentator got shot.
Thems the brakes.
No one's going to care.
No one's running out to the polls to vote for him.
That was actually because you reminded me of when you mentioned Dean Kane when Fox was letting everybody know that Dean Kane has joined ICE.
And the overwhelming response I saw on Twitter was who?
Right.
It wasn't like the normal, ironic who.
It was a literal, I don't know who this guy is because you got to be because you got to be a Gen Xer to even vaguely remember when he was Superman.
Yeah, exactly.
He was Superman on a TV show.
He didn't even get to do a movie.
He was just Superman for a TV show.
Yeah.
And the show was mostly about Terry Hatcher's character of Lois Lane anyway.
Right.
And yeah, and the show was about the relationship of Clark Kent and Lois Lane more than Superman being a superhero.
It was a romance with Superman.
Yeah, it was moonlighting, but one of them's a superhero.
Okay, moonlighting is an even older reference, so I'm sorry for that.
Right.
Right.
I'll think of a great show that I could have said as an example.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah, the show was literally titled Lois and Clark, The New Adventures of Superman.
Lois got top billing.
I mean, I think there was supposed to be a pun on Lewis and Clark, but still.
Yeah.
But I mean, it's just that was, it ran for four seasons.
So you had a show that, yeah.
I only watched the first one.
Yep.
Well, they got married eventually.
That was like, and that was the thing was it was very funny because it was a sort of, it was a sort of wag the dog moment where this TV show sort of forced Lois and Clark to get married in the comics because they were doing it on the TV show and the TV show was very popular at that point.
So it was like, oh shit, like we, we gotta, we gotta actually like catch up to the, to the, to the comic, to the TV show.
And it was, and the thing is, is like, I kind of off and on watched Lois and Clark back then, but I was, I was following the comics because that this was right after death of Superman.
And that was like for those of you who are too young to know about all this stuff, basically DC Comics had two back-to-back, like kind of big splash moments to try to get attention on their staple characters.
The first one was we're killing Superman, which people were like, holy shit.
And then they're like, okay, we're bringing him back.
Sorry, our bad.
Even though everyone knew they were bringing him back, there was no way he was going to say dead, dead.
And then right after that, that was when they quote unquote retired Bruce Wayne from being Batman by having Bane break his back.
And this allowed, I don't even remember the quote unquote real name of the character, but his apprentice, Azrael, took over the mantle of Batman and kicked Bane's ass and was Batman.
And then like down the line, Bruce Wayne got his back fixed and then beat the shit out of Azrael and took the mantle back from him and all that good stuff.
So all the, all, all the rhets got conned.
But the one thing that did happen that was kind of, that did actually impact the comic book series forever was that finally Lois and Clark got married during this time because so Clark comes back from the dead, but he doesn't have his powers back.
He's just a mortal man.
And Lois is very mad at him for being dead and all this kind of stuff happening.
And one thing leads to another where they're arguing with each other.
And then he cuts himself on a piece of glass.
And she's like, oh, what?
That's fucking impossible.
And he's like, no, I've been trying to tell you.
Coming back from the dead has really fucked me up.
This shit's weird.
And then she's just sort of like in that moment, like, wow, my God boyfriend is kind of mortal.
And this is weird.
And now I have like this empathy for him.
And then they fall back in love and get married while he's in that state, I believe.
And then a day later, the sun hits him the right way.
And boom.
Oh, wait, back to being a god.
Thanks for getting married to me, Toots.
And this goes back to saving the world and fighting crime and all that good stuff.
And then he gets electric powers for no fucking reason.
Oh, yeah.
Then they turned him into the energy Superman for like a week.
And then everyone was like, you are going to reverse this right fucking now.
And DC Comics was like, our bad.
Maybe I'm a little more cynical, but I, I, but I felt like they did that for the same reason they killed Superman just to get sales back up.
Oh, I'm sure it was.
But I mean, I could have seen them like sticking with Electro Superman for a little while longer, but Electro Superman was the aggressive new Coke of Superman.
It was, everyone was like, no, hard pass.
Superman is Superman.
He is not an energy being.
He is a Kryptonian.
Like, we know the story.
You are going to de-energyify him immediately.
And DC Comics was like, you got it.
Our bad.
So, yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
So now that we've gotten everybody who tuned into this show to listen to political commentary to leave, what are we going to talk about?
Okay.
So, yeah, no.
I liked the Superman versus Aliens series.
That was good.
That was the only Superman I ever read.
But anyway, go ahead.
No, so yeah, we had Dean Kane and all these other idiots like screaming, do it for Charlie and Smash Cut to nobody did it for Charlie.
Charlie, much like Charlie the tuna fish, was left wanting.
He would not get chopped up by the tuna fish company.
And then Mike Johnson tries to spin it by being like, well, okay, I mean, you know, some blue guys wanted blue states.
Big, big deal.
We all knew that was going to happen.
And then somebody, I don't remember who it was, but some guy responded, oh, so Georgia's a blue state now.
Thank you for saying that, Speaker of the House Johnson.
It's very good that you brought that up because there were these state-level elections in Georgia.
There were like public commissioner jobs, which are kind of really low importance, not much national salience to them.
And the Democrats won both those races in Georgia, which is like the first time people, someone's won a statewide race in Georgia that wasn't for like for like Senate or a major seat like that.
So that was a pretty telling event in the elections.
But the big ticket items, the things that people were mostly following were the Virginia governorship, which everyone knew that Spanberger was going to win.
It was more the margin and how big was she going to win by.
And the answer to that was very large.
She won a very decisive, very convincing victory.
This was not one of those, oh, no, the Democrat won in a blue state by 3%.
That's not great.
And they actually won a lot of seats in this Virginia state Congress.
So now she's going to take power with a powerful blue trifecta.
So get ready for the Virginia gerrymander to come in and get the Democrats more seats because that's the bullshit both sides are doing right now.
And so that was good.
And there was a lot of, I saw a lot of Republican belly aching about this race and saying that the Republican nominee wasn't a great pick because Republicans are racist and misogynistic.
And their nominee was a black woman who also had like kind of a tempered relationship with Donald Trump.
And that reminds me, somebody, I can't remember who it was.
It was like Gunther Eagleman or some asshole like that, but he was all like, he was, he was all like, Obama's horrible because he's, because he's telling you to go for the white woman instead of the black woman.
And I'm like, no, he's telling you to go for the Democrat instead of the Republican.
But he's like literally calling Obama evil for this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw, I saw some people being like, the congressional black caucus wants you to vote for the white lady instead of the black lady.
What kind of traitors are they?
And well, because the black lady doesn't represent their views.
I thought you rejected identity politics, Republicans.
What are we doing now?
Now you're pure id poll.
That is news to me.
So the other race that the other gubernatorial race was in New Jersey.
And this one had an even bigger do it for Charlie message in it because that one was a lot more hotly contested.
Well, it was supposed to be.
Well, we thought the polling made it out to be more hotly contested.
That's what did it.
Yeah.
Right, right, exactly.
But what happened?
One second.
New Jersey election results.
You all get to listen to me stall as I Google stuff.
But what I was going to say is this one guy, Colin Rugged, this uh right-wing bootlicker said, uh, just days after Charlie Kirk was killed, Democrat gubernatorial candidate of New Jersey, Mikey Shiril, smeared Kirk as a quote-unquote racist and misogynist.
What makes me laugh about this is that he put racist in quotes, but he did not put misogynist in quotes because he was just sort of like, look, Charlie Kirk really isn't a racist.
He does hate women, but racist.
That's a bridge too far.
And then um, then he says, uh, Jack Cattarelli called her out during their debate.
She issued a statement condemning Charlie Kirk, calling him a racist and a misogynist.
Uh vote for Sorelli, for Charlie.
And then uh smash, cut to uh Mikey Shiril winning uh comfortably.
Uh by 13 points, uh 56 to 43.
She uh smashed that dude uh decisively.
Uh, I very much enjoyed her uh campaign uh posters, because one of the r's in Shirrill uh was a had the little hole in it that was a helicopter, because that was her big thing, that she was a helicopter pilot in the military and that she uh moved from that into politics.
She was a house rep in New Jersey for a while and then she ran for governor and now she's the Governor Elect, so good for her.
Um and uh.
I've seen the Q ANON and the election denial freaks kissing and moaning about how this election had about 30 000 300 000 more people vote in it than previous gubernatorial elections in New Jersey and weirdly, those 300 000 votes went to the Democrat.
Yeah because, as you pricks mentioned, after it all was said and done, New Jersey is a blue state, so there's more Democrats than Republicans there and the Democrats voted for the Democrat.
So yeah, that's your conspiracy.
Right there, people angry at Trump, probably also angry about him killing the New York, New Jersey tunnel project that was going to create trillions of jobs and another highway for them.
Probably those people were like, we're voting against the Trump party guys.
Him and also uh Sorilli I don't even know if i've.
Ever gotten his name right, but he doesn't deserve it.
I believe this is his third time running for governor as a Republican and his third loss in a row.
Yeah, somebody referred to him as her perennial candidate.
Yep, that's uh.
That is the ultimate kiss of death in politics when you're literally guy that runs for everything and wins nothing, and they say usually if you lose, if you lose three in a row, your career is over, like, uh, they pointed out Better, lost three in a row, he's out.
Uh, what's what?
What's his name?
The woman was running for governor in uh, Georgia.
I can't remember her name, right?
No yeah, Stacy Abrams.
Yeah yeah, if you, if you keep running and you can't win, eventually people are like this, this, this guy can't win.
We, we need a fresh face, we need a new move.
I mean yeah you, you're allowed, you're allowed to have uh, you're allowed to have a second chance.
Uh, I mean some Some.
As people pointed out, Biden ran for president three times before.
The third time was the charm that he had.
Yeah, but it wasn't consecutively, though.
Oh, no, exactly.
Oh, God, no.
Yeah.
And that's that's the thing is that usually you do have to take a day off.
Uh, Nixon lost in 60, then he won the presidency in 68.
So like that kind of thing does happen.
But generally speaking, you just can't constantly be the nominee and expect it to work out because people are like, oh, brother, this asshole again.
And that's that.
I vaguely remember hearing about something happening in New York on election night, but I don't remember what.
Oh, yeah.
So our boy, the new frontrunner for the Democratic nominee for president, according to Ted Cruz, Zoran Mandani, America's great infatala communist Muslim, won the governorship, the mayorship of New York City, defeating perennial sex pest Andrew Cuomo.
And if you believe the Republicans, if you believe the Republicans, Mandani wanted to fly one of the planes into the World Trade Center, but he couldn't because he was nine years old at the time.
Yeah, I believe it.
I believe 10.
I've heard, I've seen 10.
I just think he was born in October of 91, so he was almost 10 at the time.
Right.
Yeah.
This horse shit, like Mandani winning has unlocked so much racism against Muslims.
It was, it was like Republicans had just sort of like barred that door and they were like, guys, guys, like conservative Muslims really hate gay people.
They're really against trans shit.
They're anti-abortion.
We can make inroads with them.
Yeah, they're anti-women.
We can make inroads with them.
And then the Republican troglites just kicked that door down.
They were like, no, fuck Muslims.
I mean, if you are a religious social Muslim in America, you are the most politically homeless person on earth because the party that doesn't want to fucking kill you stands for all the things you hate.
And the party, the party you want to be part of so badly would like sooner put you on a plane and send you to El Salvador than accept your vote.
They fucking hate you.
And it's just so, it's so insane that that's the situation.
I mean, I do think that probably most Muslims in America, like most people in America, are pretty secular and they just go to their mosque when they feel like it, be it once a week or once a month or whatever.
And they just live their lives and they just believe in the Abrahamic God slightly differently than Christians, which is one of the things that just makes my head explode when I talk to these people.
And they're like, Islam is trash.
It's filth.
It's perversion.
It's murderous violence.
A, have you ever read the Bible and all the unbelievable horseshit inside the Bible?
I mean, the whole kill all the men of the enemy tribe, including the children, kill all the women and all the women who've lain with men.
But the ones who have not lain with men, you may take as sex slaves for yourselves.
The Bible doesn't quite say it that way, but that's what it means.
And I don't know, that weird thing where like the like some guy's walking around and these kids are like, hey, dude, you're bald.
You suck.
And then that guy's like, man, I really hate those kids calling me bald.
And then bears rush out of the forest and murder all the children.
This is a real thing that happened in the Bible.
You can look it up.
It's a real story.
I promise you.
But my point is, is that any holy book that was written thousands of years ago is full of crap from that culture where they were unenlightened lunatics who believed in a might makes right ideology because that's the world they were living in.
So when people are like, Islam is incompatible with Western civilization.
It's like, yeah, and if you follow the Bible word for word, it would be incompatible with Western civilization also.
Because you know why?
We would kill everyone who worked on Sundays.
That would be a thing that we would do.
I mean, it's very silly.
And to put this in a bow, the only difference really between Islam, I mean, I'm sure that people would get very angry about me saying this, then boiling it down like this.
But the only real difference is, is that Muslims are like, Jesus was fucking awesome.
He just wasn't divine.
He was a prophet.
He was a prophet of a line of prophets that began with Moses and ended with Muhammad.
And all those guys were great.
And we love all of them.
And we love God.
We love your God.
We just happen to think that your God is by themselves divine.
And that's it.
There is no God but God.
And Christians are like, nope, Jesus was divine too.
And that's why we have this massive fight over, is this other guy divine or not?
And it's like, boy, that sounds like a really important reason to kill millions of people.
The Crusades, all the other bullshit we've done to each other, 9-11, all the rest of it is basically just a giant argument over the divinity of Jesus.
And it's, I don't think we need to sweat that that much.
I think we can let that one slide.
Excuse me, if we could move away from the Muslim part, the one thing that really killed me about the whole New York mayor election is that Mandani pretty much kicked Cuomo to the curb in the primaries, just trounced his ass.
Cuomo decided to run as an independent, and the media acted like he was the heir apparent.
Like they were like, they were like, they're like, does Mandani stand a chance against this titan of the Democratic Party?
And I'm like, he couldn't even win the primary.
Why are we acting like he is the presumptive mayor of New York?
And that Mebdani winning is some big upset.
I don't, it's just the media just could not get a handle on this on this guy.
It was very, well, I mean, that's very strange because, I mean, all the polling showed that Mandani was going to win.
Like, pretty much after the first, after Cuomo said he was staying in the race, and then like after a month, all the polling said that Mandani had this thing in the bag.
And the only drama was, it was, was Swallow going to drop out or not?
And that guy made it really clear that he hated Cuomo and he was never going to drop out to help him out because Cuomo was a piece of shit in his eyes.
So, and as it turned out, Mandani won with a majority.
So you can't even blame spoilering and ticket splitting.
Yeah, I was saying that.
I was like, because I did the math and I'm like, okay, even if every single one of the Republican guy guys, I'm not even going to try to pronounce his name.
Even if every single one of his votes went to Cuomo, Mevdani still would have won.
Right, exactly.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, it was not, it was not, this was, it was not a thing where this was, yeah, it was not, it was not ticket splitting.
I'm sure they're probably still counting votes.
Yeah, 93% of the vote is in right now.
So we still have 7% to count, but we know it's in the bag.
Mandani has over 50% of the vote right now.
And Cuomo has 41.6.
And Silwa has 7.1.
So if you add 7.1 to 41.6, you get to 48.7, which is still a two-point loss.
And I'm seeing all these people like talking about, oh, Mandani really didn't win that big and blah, blah, blah.
He won.
He won.
Shut up talking to me about what it means, how big his margin of victory was.
I was like 50.3%, which is what he had the last time I looked, 50.3%.
That's a bigger margin than Trump won by.
And everyone wants me to believe that was the landslide of the millennium.
Right.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Donald Trump winning by a point and a half was a mandate to destroy our nation.
The American people had spoken and they want that man to do whatever the fuck he wants.
But Mandani winning by Mandani winning by eight and maybe like by two if you add everyone else against him, that means Mandani's been basically rebuked by the electorate, which makes no sense.
Yeah.
Go ahead, Steph.
I was just going to say, like, because they had brought this up on a recent episode of Knowledge Fight.
And I had never looked at it this way.
When they talk about like these small margins, just tiny percent, if you won by a tiny percent or only a certain percentage of the population showed up and stuff, these people love to talk about the 3% all the time and the American Revolution.
So 3% back then was such a big fucking deal.
But then when someone they don't like wins by like this thin margin, they're like, oh, it's such a tiny percent.
Pick a lane.
Pick a lane, which is it, you know?
Yeah.
So basically, if you don't know what that means, like the three percenters is the idea that like if three percent like push hard enough for like a change or something to that event, like they can force that event to happen.
And like three percenters is this mythologizing pretty inaccurately that really a small number of people created the American Revolution.
When really, actually, most of Americans were like pro-revolution at the time.
It was the loyalists were the smaller faction.
They were a minority party and so on.
But yeah, you win.
When you win an election, you are the winner.
You don't get a smaller or bigger governor's office based on how you won.
And I remember people were talking about back in back during Obama's reelection campaign, they were saying that this one guy literally said that Mitt Romney would get 300 electoral votes and that would be a clear mandate from the people to carry out his agenda.
And then Obama won by more than 300 electoral votes.
And they're like, oh, yeah, he narrowly edged in.
Well, that was the big thing was the talking point about Obama 2012 over Obama 2008 was that Obama lost a couple states back to the Republicans.
The impossible victory in Indiana that no one will ever be able to explain, that Obama carried Indiana in 08.
Indiana went back to being blood red immediately after.
And Obama also lost North Carolina, which he had won.
And that was the big thing was, oh, the Obama, the Obama coalition had shrunken.
And it's like, guess what?
He's still the president.
That's how this works.
That's because in 2008, the city of Chicago counted as part of Indiana.
That's how he won.
You gerrymandered Chicago into Indiana.
Yes.
We claimed it was a suburb of Gary.
Yeah.
So I mean, I obviously am seeing all the bullshit infighting between liberals and leftists about this Mandani stuff.
Like I saw people getting all bent out of shape because Mayor Pete like congratulated Sean Berger and Skirrill for winning and didn't mention Mondani and blah, blah, blah.
Then I saw other people getting mad that Hillary Clinton gave Mondani a dap up online.
And it was like this bitch trying to coattail ride.
It's like Hillary is a million years old.
She's never running for anything.
And she's lived a lot of her life in New York.
She was a senator for two terms of New York.
So yeah, she's going to dap up the Democrat who won the election for mayor there.
And plus, Bill Clinton congratulated him too.
So she didn't say anything.
They'd be like, oh, I guess she's too good to congratulate him for winning.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, actually, I mean, the person who handled this the best was AOC, who was like, yeah, in New York, Mondani was the right play.
In Virginia and in New Jersey, those chicks were the right play.
Like, run AOC has this breathtaking idea of running people who can win.
What a bold, bold political strategy.
Oh, my God.
I mean, the vision that AOC has for America.
Run electable Democrats.
I mean, just holy smokes.
And I did feel a little bit of shot in Freuder that JD Vance's brother-in-law lost.
Oh, yeah.
I heard about that.
That was great.
Oh, and half-brother, I mean, but half-brother.
Yeah, half-brother guy.
The guy got kicked to the curb.
And the other small bit of electoral news was the gerrymandering of California passed with comfortable ease, Prop 50.
Oh, yeah.
So, yeah.
And by the way, Gavin, 52-0, fuck them.
No mercy.
All red districts destroyed.
Scorched Earth, baby.
None of this 49-3 crap.
You take them all out.
Get rid of all of them.
Yeah.
And just remember, any Republican in California, you can thank Greg Abbott and Donald Trump for this.
Right.
Trump said fuck him in Texas and started this massive race to the bottom.
And that's just the way it is.
And the idea that the Democrats should bring a knife to a gunfight is so ridiculous.
It's like, no, like we should not allow ourselves to be locked out of the House of Representatives because these people are going to bullshit.
That's ridiculous.
I know I was willing to go with the when they go low, we go high thing when you know when Biden was running and I'm like, yes, he's going to bring normalcy back to the White House.
And then that didn't happen.
And I'm like, okay, fuck it.
Time to get with the times.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, if you can't beat him, join him.
Yep.
Yeah.
I mean, it's a thing.
It's a thing that is real that we need to accept that we got to roll up our sleeves and throw punches.
As the old saying goes, politics ain't beanbag.
So fuck them up.
And so speaking of that, speaking of the fucking them up, boy howdy did Mandani's win.
I mentioned it.
The vicious anti-Islamic bullshit that happened after this election.
It actually broke their brains so bad.
I saw people literally posting pictures of the Twin Towers in flames and saying, you voted for this.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
You voted for this.
I can't believe New York has done this to us.
Wait, aren't most of these same people the same ones who think the government did 9-11?
So take the lane again.
You know?
Well, nine or ten-year-old Zoran Memdani was actually running the deep state back.
He was the 20th hijacker.
Not too many people know this.
He was just waiting for him to graduate.
Yeah, he was building seven.
Yes.
And he brought it down with his telepathic mind powers.
That's right.
Well, I mean, everybody knows my feelings on 9-11.
That's, that's my sacred place.
And using it for political reasons, which was done in the aftermath by all of Americans is not.
If 9-11 is a horror show or some kind of like political meme, then you don't understand what it was about.
You know, it's my sacred place.
I can't even describe the way that it makes me feel that just everything about it.
And I just get very upset when people misuse it and stuff like that.
And it would be like, you know, if I went to someone's church and just like took a big shit on the altar in the middle of services and walked out, you know, and I'm not going to do that.
And people died.
Show some respect.
You know, I'm sorry.
That's just, I get touchy, but I try not to let it upset me because if I got upset every time someone like did something with 9-11, I would just be stark raving that.
So I just have to, you know, kind of let it go.
Yeah, I feel the same way about people depicting Vikings wearing horns on their helmets.
So I can totally sympathize with you there.
But that's what the Minnesota Vikings football team wears.
So, I mean, that has to be historically accurate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, and this is the, this is the thing about so much of Republican, the Republican mindset and ideology is that they're just so blinded by hatred.
I saw people posting demographic breakdowns of the wins by the Democrats and in New Jersey and in Virginia, young women voted for the Democrat in just Putin level numbers.
Like Putin would have looked at these tabulations and gone, good, acceptable.
I will let you live, the people who counted these votes.
You have done, you've done well by me.
And some asshole had a video online that's gone viral mostly for people calling him a motherfucking piece of shit where he said, look, we got to repeal the 19th Amendment and go back to household voting.
Bitches aren't allowed to have the most say in things anymore because they're going to vote wrong.
And I was literally just looking at a tweet that said that.
Here it is.
From a guy, Dale Partridge.
He said, Yeah, repeal the 19th Amendment and restore the household vote.
Which I know enough history to know what he's talking about there without watching this clip of his stupid ass talking.
But like the idea was that back before women could vote, supposedly when a man went to go vote, he was casting, he was casting his entire household vote.
It was like he sat down with his wife and his kids and said, who do you think I should vote for?
And then he went and voted along those lines.
Yes, exactly.
Which is obviously bullshit.
Oh, 100%.
100%.
Yeah.
I mean, not even a thing.
It's just insane.
But that is, that's where these people act.
This is where they're at.
I forget who had, someone had this quote and whoever it was, I'm stealing it from you right now.
And if anyone finds proper attributation, so be it.
But they said, Republicans do not use their issue.
They don't use their issues to like to build an electorate.
They build an electorate to support their issues.
They're just sort of like, you know, the wrong people are voting, so we're losing.
So we need to change that and make sure only the right people vote, and then we will win.
So this is what makes me just tear my hair out and get so bent out of shape when people do all these political autopsies of Democrats after they lose elections.
And they're like, how can we, how can we reach out to America?
What can we do better?
How can we fix what's going on?
And Republicans' reactions to losing elections is fucking rigged, fucking stolen, fucking bullshit.
They do not change.
They do not move off their issues.
They stay the same.
And they just hope the winds of fate and the zeitgeist of the moment breaks their way so they can win the next election, doing the same shit they did in the previous one.
They're not sitting around wondering, oh man, maybe we should stop using pronouns or in the Republicans' cases, maybe we should be nicer to immigrants.
They're like, no, be even shittier to them.
That's how you unlock these votes.
I mean, Republicans literally ran the guy that lost by 8 million votes in the last presidential election and won with him.
I mean, so please don't tell me that, oh, if only Kamala had done this or that.
It's like, no, it's the zeitgeist.
It's the media.
It's the fact that literally our entire social, everything you interact with is this thing that was designed to tell you in 2024 that Donald Trump's just a kind of cool guy.
He's going to do cool things.
He's going to get prices down.
And this black lady has a weird laugh.
And she's, I don't know if she can really handle the job.
So Trump totally has a plan.
He hasn't told us it, but trust us, bro.
It's trust the plan.
He said he's got a plan.
And would he lie?
Would he lie to us?
He's going to end the Ukraine-Russia war on day one of his administration.
He's going to cut your energy bills in half.
How?
Just trust him, bro.
Just trust him.
He's going to figure it out.
Look, he's bills a lot.
Oh, sorry, go on, Seth.
I was just going to say, well, he already defeated ISIS in his first presidential term.
Right?
Remember that?
Yeah, he defeated him two or three times, as I recall.
Yes.
Oh, but the good news, Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper if you buy less.
If you buy less and also if you buy a lower quality brand.
Yeah, I mean, I saw that.
Yeah, I've been seeing that.
Like, like Rapid Response 47, Trump himself, all these, all these right-wing grifters that are all like, they're all like, Walmart announced that their turkey dinner meal package is 25% cheaper than it was last year.
And it's like, yes, because one, the turkey's smaller.
Two, it's, it's not, you're not getting a butterball turkey.
You're getting a Walmart brand turkey.
And three, instead of, I think it was instead of 21 food items, you're getting 15 food items.
Yeah.
Less stuff, lower quality turkey, price down.
And we have this prick.
We have this prick get in front of the cameras and grab a microphone and tell us that gas is going to be under $2 any day now.
And he's been saying that for months.
Months, months.
Yeah.
And no one's ever said, Mr. President, when is that going to happen?
And how?
US and ETA.
Yeah.
And how?
Like he was, there was one point where he was claiming the gas was already down to $2 a month.
So it's like we're traveling backwards in time.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just, I have said this before, but I mean, it'll never, it'll, it's always going to be true is that Hillary Biden and Kamala ran for the presidency and were judged on that standard.
Trump was running for the entertaining old guy that says crazy shit.
And he was held to that standard.
Like when Biden dropped out.
Kamala was hounded for like two weeks for not having a policy page on her campaign website.
And then when she released it, people were like, well, that's mostly a copy paste of what Biden's agenda.
It's like, yeah, because that's what we were running on.
What did you expect?
Did you really think that this person who now had literally three months to try to stop Donald Trump for winning his election was like, guys, guys, I need to take like five days off campaigning because I got to hammer out a policy.
I got to hammer out a hundred-page policy proviso for my website or else the media might be mad at me.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump is just like, I'm going to whip inflation's ass by calling it a motherfucker or something.
And the media was like, Trump's bold economic policies send shockwaves through Wall Street.
And it's like, no, you just like the guy and you want him to win because he's entertaining.
That's it.
You just want those crazy soundbites.
You just want this dumb goober to fuck the world up.
But him fucking the world up is great ratings for you.
So, yeah, it's just.
Yeah.
I guarantee you, half the media right now is Googling, do they speak Spanish in Venezuela?
Yeah.
Because they're getting ready for when boots land in Venezuela.
Yeah.
Oh, I saw an army.
I saw a post that was said that currently the Trump administration is acting, is asking the DOJ for a legal justification for attacking Venezuela.
So I'm sure Pam Bondi is going to be like, she's going to be like, sorry, Donnie, I can't come up with anything for you.
And he's just like, the woman who indicted James Comey for no reason, I'm pretty sure they're going to find a way to justify killing lots of people in Venezuela.
Yeah.
She's got all the, she's got all the reasons for the war on her desk right next to the Epstein files.
Right, right.
Speaking of like legal stuff, didn't Sandwich Guy get not guilty or something?
He was acquitted.
He was acquitted today.
Yeah, sandwich throwing guy got acquitted.
The jury took seven hours, really, really grinded that one out.
And then they're like, grinder, grinder.
They grinded that one out.
And it's funny because jury selection happened on National Sandwich Day.
I'm not even kidding you because like it's at the bottom of my computer.
You know, what day it is, like the little Google thing.
It was National Sandwich Day.
But yeah, I'm glad he got off.
And I heard a little bit of the testimony.
The guy's like, I can smell the onions.
Like, really, dude?
He's going to carry those scars with him for the rest of his life.
Tomato stress disorder.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Again, this is just goes to show you the waste of time these idiots are doing with all these things.
Sandwich guy, obvious bullshit.
They got like, again, they couldn't get most of the charges to stick on him, even for the indictment.
And then they bring it to trial and he gets acquitted because the jury is like, this is stupid.
We're not going to make this guy suffer for throwing a sandwich at some fucking ice idiot.
And I'm watching James, I'm watching La John Solomon and all these idiots screaming and yelling about new information is going to bring down James Comey and blah, blah, blah.
And I think that trial is going to start in January of next year.
So yeah, enjoy it when Comey walks.
Enjoy it when you lose again, guys.
Just wait for discovery.
Yeah, just wait for discovery.
Oh, yeah.
They love that.
Yeah, there's nothing they enjoy more than the idea that discovery is some magic, some magical incantation that brings about the evidence that will crush you.
It's more like discovery goes both ways and they're going to the defense is going to be, we want all the evidence that shows that Trump politically prosecuted our client so we can aggressively argue a selective prosecution on this case and get it thrown out.
So yeah, not really, yeah, not the best of thinking from these people.
It never is and it never will be, but that's where we are.
And to me, the real thing that happened last night that's sort of the fun of all this is that now you can kind of feel the clock ticking on all these grifters because beyond Trump's very obvious health issues, again, pop pop taking a nappy nap in the Oval Office today, right before that guy fainted.
Not a great sign.
But even ignoring all of that, we're now, I believe the midterms next year are on November 7th.
So we are now one year and one day away from the midterms, which means we are one year and two days away from Gavin Newsome and J.B. Pritzker declaring their runs for the presidency.
And then the meatball gets spicy because what does Trump do at that point?
Because if he just sits on his ass and lets JD Vance have a like campaign kickoff somewhere, like, how is Trump going to live with that?
How is Trump going to live with JD Vance being the center of attention for two years?
Like, like there's, there's, of all the people that can't handle lame duck status, Donald Trump is like the numero uno guy.
Like he will, oh, he would be so resentful.
He would be so miserable.
He's going to be sitting there just backbiting and kneecapping every Republican that's running for the nomination and being like, oh, yeah, it's great Rubio's running.
Fucker, little Marco can't hold my jock.
I'm 10 times the president he'll ever be.
He'll probably not even offer an endorsement after it's all over.
Like he'll be at the RNC and be like, I should be running again.
This is horseshit.
Fuck whoever got the nomination.
I don't care.
I'm an old man.
I'm taking my ball.
I'm going home.
And that's the optimistic view.
The unoptimistic view is that he's not around to talk about these things.
But I just, I just couldn't happen to a nicer group of people, the Republican Party, to be stuck with that, that absolute train wreck that's coming right down Broadway and they can do nothing to stop it.
That's why so many people are begging him to run in 28 because they have no idea what to do otherwise.
Right.
Yeah.
I mean, someone, I saw some videos from Steve Bannon, who has gone from Trump's running in 2028 to if the Democrats win in 2026, they're going to throw us all in jail.
So Bannon's throwing shit at the balls right now.
He's the least like freaking out and just screaming and yelling for whatever he could possibly think of.
Yeah, I think what he said was that, yeah, many people in this room will end up in jail, including myself.
Yeah.
That's the thing I love about these people is for all the talk about, oh, Democrats don't have any policy plans, Republicans just run on psychotic fear-mongering all the time.
It's just literally Clinton and Obama and Biden and Kamala and everybody, they're going to take your guns.
If you, if they win, the great gun grab is going to happen.
And you know, Trump is claiming that they'll, that if Democrats win in the midterms, then they will end the filibuster on day one.
And I keep responding to that.
I'm like, well, why did if they're so horny to get rid of the filibuster, why didn't they do that four years ago when Joe Manchin and Chris Cinema were holding them by the balls?
Right.
Yeah.
That's the thing is that all these fantasies have they haven't happened.
I mean, it's just this thing where every time they talk about an election, QAnon will always say, oh, if Hillary had gotten in, it would have been the end of us all.
It's like, well, then why didn't Obama kill us?
Why was Obama just like, oh man, come on, Hillary, you need the wins.
You can kill them all.
Breaking news.
Trump has won the election.
Oh, beans.
Oh, no.
And then someone's like, Mr. President, you're still president for three more months.
You can kill them all now.
He's like, oh, fiddlesticks.
No, I'm not going to kill them all.
That was Hillary's job.
I don't want to take away her thunder.
Yeah, I don't want to rob Hillary of her moment by ending humanity.
I mean, we'll just have to have somebody else do it.
And then Biden gets in and Biden doesn't kill us all for some reason.
It's just, why won't the Democrats just kill us all?
What are they waiting for?
I mean, they're in thrall to Satan, everyone tells me.
They worship an evil God that craves blood.
And yet all Obama did was fix our healthcare system a bit and get us out of the Great Recession.
And like they just govern like boring normies trying to achieve a little progress.
Weirdly, they don't kill God and then enslave us all to Moloch, which I've been told is their actual agenda that they just don't achieve for reasons.
Moloch's got a real full schedule right now.
Yeah, busy man, busy man.
Yeah, you can't, you can't, you can't rush this.
This is, you know, this isn't a two-century job.
You gotta, you gotta wait for the right moment.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah, you gotta, you gotta be waiting.
You gotta be waiting for the right time to strike.
And that time is very finicky.
And Moloch is always busy.
Always busy.
I tried to wedge that in.
Moloch's actually a bull.
The owl thing is just Bohemian Grove.
And then people tried to make Moloch into the owl.
But it says, if you look at the ancient Canaanite religion, that's not what Moloch is.
You're just, you're too smart for me.
Yeah.
Stop using facts.
Yeah.
Facts have no place in conspiracy theories.
No, they don't.
They absolutely do not.
Yeah.
So that's, I think that about wraps it up.
Unless you got any other things to get off your chest.
Well, RFK Jr. and Dr. Oz want everybody in America to have Ozempik and that'll fix the food crisis.
Well, given what is happening in my state, If I were to have voted in a Republican primary, if they get GLP1s affordable, I will vote for you, RFK Jr. and your brainworm.
But since my vote is absolutely meaningless in Massachusetts for everything, sounds good.
But yeah, I actually did see something.
I mean, again, it's all horseshit because these companies just lead Donnie TwoScoops around by the nose and then they walk out of the building and nothing's actually been done.
But I did see a story that said that Wilgovi and Ozempic might be available for between $50 and $350 for people outside of insurance.
And if that's the case, if they've, because it used to be $500.
So if they've even shaved $150 off of that, then boy howdy, give daddy the drugs.
I've actually seen some QAnon people getting really upset about this because they're the folks that are like, oh, GLP1s are cheating.
This is bullshit.
And that's right.
They lose weight by tanning your balls and eating beef tallow.
Yeah, beef tallow, ball tanning, walking around barefoot on your lawn.
That's how you lose weight.
It's not by hitting your brain of a chemical that says, stop eating, you fucking idiot.
And then you're like, oh, good idea, brain.
I will stop eating.
So yeah.
But yeah, between that and the fact that there's going to be an oral GLP1, I believe, like sometime late next year.
I think Eli Lilly has said that, that's their plan.
And that will be even cheaper.
So it's just like, come on, give daddy the drugs.
I think Port Hub has a lot of videos that they call oral GLP1.
Oh, I'm sure they do.
I'm sure they do.
Boy, that is a weird branding racket.
But yeah.
It sounds like a rapper oral glip.
My name's Oral Glip.
Maybe back in the 80s, you know, when rappers had names like the Fat Boys or Kid in Play.
Oh, yeah, the Fat Boys.
Oh, they were in that Disorderlies movie.
That was funny.
Sorry.
I don't know why I thought that as funny as I did, but wow.
Trench it in analysis here.
That was just like out of, that was just out of the blue.
It's like, oh, the fat boys.
I'm like, oh, my God, that movie they were in.
So, well, with that being said, we're going to wrap up the show.
Can I talk about, can I just quick hype my Patreon project, please?
I can't stop you now.
You've big me aggressively.
So it's yours.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, we'll look like assholes if we say, no, don't do it.
Yeah, I can't.
I'm sorry.
And now to end the show, you were like, no, we're not ending the show.
Mike, can I not end the show?
And it's like, you've already not ended the show.
The show's ending has been postponed.
The floor is yours.
No, no, this probably interests no one, but it's a project I spent a really, really long time on.
On my Patreon, everything's free.
Stephanie Kemmerer, K-E-M-M-E-R-E-R.
I have over 1,200 Barbies for The Sims 4, and I organized everything in an index.
It took me like over a month to do it.
I'm super proud of it.
And I have like stuff that makes fun of Alex Jones for The Sims 4, including board games like Axis and Axis and 5D chess.
And I have like World Trade Center memorabilia and stuff.
I just, I don't charge.
I just want people to enjoy the stuff that I made.
That's all.
Thank you.
And now we're wrapping up the show for really, really listening.
Thank you all for listening.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, I'm just fucking running.
Fire.
I know you're lying.
I called your buff so goddamn fast there.
It wasn't even funny.
I threw that chip in immediately.
Boom.
Snap call.
Ace high.
I'm good.
Ship it.
Anyhow.
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