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July 25, 2025 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Presents: It's Epstein All The Way Down

This week we're all about Obama getting sent to GITMO, Hulk Hogan died, and of course endless Epstein. Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Steve Skuldre von Rigonatkeleben at the training.
Kruppen Job and the Trude.
Squeeze the massage of the rush of restitution.
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We want Litkot for Prutzlism Steiner.
And the first time we have a very good place to be Spilros.
We have a number of people in all the banners.
You have a number of people in the day.
We have a number of people in all the forsikrings.
We have a number of people in the world.
And all our customers have a number of people in the world.
I don't know if I thought of it because I had a bad person in the world.
Or if it was for me to make sure that this was something I was in stand for.
There you got to talk to King Navos of Jon Espe.
For Chattison, the first time we have a lot of people who are not going to be able to do it,
Thank you.
you the Adventures in Hell World podcast talks in depth about QAnon.
While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody.
I am Mike Raines, aka Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hell World.
This week, I am joined as always by Chalee, aka Haley, aka Arizona Right Watch.
Hi, everybody.
Hello.
Hello.
I'm doing good.
I love the melodramatic side.
She's doing this because this is going to be our first ever five-hour podcast because we had so current events, so much news happened this week that I don't know how we're all going to fit it, but we're going to try.
I'm also joined by Eric, the deep state operative.
Maltham Jamal Warner was silenced because he was about to expose a deep state.
Oh, yeah.
He, Ozzy, and Hulk Hogan were all producers on a documentary about John James Hollywood.
They were working.
They took the documentary that Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell were working on, and they were like, we got to green like this.
We got to bang this out.
And then wham-o, blam-o.
They all got dropped.
My prediction is Billy Joe Armstrong is next.
I don't doubt it.
I don't doubt it.
And I'm also joined by Steph.
Hi.
Happy Amelia Earhart Day.
I love that.
I love that.
So is this the day she disappeared or is this her birthday?
Her birthday.
Okay.
Happy birthday, Amelia, wherever you are with your navigator.
She's flying in the sky still.
Yep, just like they said it on the one Bob's Burgers episode.
Yeah.
I need to watch that.
Because you said it's a pretty good rundown.
There are two Bob's Burgers episodes that make me cry every time, and that is one of them.
Oh, watch.
Yeah.
It's good.
Do we have anything even remotely?
Okay.
Actually, I have something funny to mention to the listeners because I told you guys.
But, you know, obviously we're this is now the longest stall, I think.
We had a long stall for another episode that we wanted to.
Encrypted.
I totally forgot.
It's been so long.
And now we're on like a four episode stall of bro science.
Oh, yeah, the bro science episode is never going to happen.
I mean, next, seeing this how next week we're going to be talking about the start of the advance administration, probably going to have to move it back another week for that.
So yeah.
I know I'm going to have to quickly skim the three articles I found again so I can once again be a world recognized expert on bro science.
Because according to the internet, that's all it takes to be an expert.
Read an article or two that confirms your priors.
I was going to mention something else, but now I'm going to quickly divert another direction.
If anybody saw the Nelk Boys interview Benjamin Netanyahu, that was like, that was truly the, I've read an article and I feel like I can interview a world leader committing an active genocide who is wanted for multiple war crimes and be like, bro, like McDonald's or Burger King, what's your order?
I love, I love the culture that we have currently created.
But also I wanted to mention that, you know, with the Trump Epstein saga that we're currently on, Trump has also lost the bar crowd because I went to a bar that had trivia going on the other day and they asked a two-part question about Trump's involvement with Epstein and the whole bar went wild.
That's a good sign, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, because I've had a lot of, I'm one of those guys who, when I'm at a bar, just anybody who has a bone to pick is like, that guy's the one who's going to listen to me.
So I've had a lot of conspiracy theorists tell me a lot of real bonkers shit.
And 90% of the time, it would involve Clinton or Obama.
So if that crowd turned, then the tide is really changing for us.
It's like bar stool crowd.
You know, it's just like a bunch of bros like drinking on a fucking Tuesday night I was out.
It's like.
Right.
And those and those guys tend to lean heavily red.
It was very funny.
I'm going to hit you all the most horrifying non-secretary you've ever heard because we got like so much horrible dumb shit to talk about.
I have to bring this up because it's one of the, it's one of the funny things about working in a casino that you have horse racing on in the background.
You have a lot of just these channels of like just the Kentucky Derby, the big ones, the Triple Crown, the Breeders' Cup.
People watch that stuff.
It's like big, but every day you've just got these like tiny horse races on and people are watching them.
And those channels, the networks, when they're running these, there's a lot of time to kill between horse races.
It's like 45 minutes between races.
It's brutal.
So they put these ads up.
And my favorite ad that you see on these horse racing channels is ads for these horses that have run a lot of races and they've won a lot of races.
And they're basically trying to sell you on breeding your horse with this horse.
Sending them out to stud.
Sending them out to stud.
But I just cannot imagine owning horses, which requires you to be heavily invested in them because horses require a lot of money and a lot of time and effort.
And I just can't imagine being such an absentee horse owner that you're sitting there, you got a couple Phillies in your list of horses you own.
And then you see this commercial and you're just like, oh, shit, I need to have that horse fuck my horses.
I need to get on the phone and get that horse down here, ASAP.
Swipe left.
Swipe left.
You're swiping left on the horse tender.
You're like, oh, shit.
I got to pay the six-figure stud fee for this horse and have this horse fuck my horses.
This has got to happen.
I mean, you're like running into the kitchen and you're like, honey, honey, I know I promised you we were going to go to Hawaii this year, but we need to save that money to have this horse fuck our horses.
We got a real winner on our hands here.
We need Lucky Lindy in our stable now.
Right, right.
And it's just, it's this, and because these commercials, I see them all the time, they have to have a hit rate.
These commercials have to work on some level.
Maybe it's like low-level stable boys or just watching TV and they're like, oh, boss, I found another one for you.
Right, I got a tip.
I got a hot tip for you, boss.
If you're naming a horse Lucky Lindy, you know what's going to happen to the baby, right?
It's going to become a Nazi or get kidnapped both.
I mean, it's just.
I don't know why that was the first horse name that popped in my head.
Because Amelia, because I mentioned to you.
Yeah, probably.
And since I'm a man, I have to remind you that male pilots are better in every way.
Except for their getting kidnapped.
There was a horse that was in a race.
That's how I know about it, obviously.
But the horse's name was Red Hot 7.
And it was actually named because the owner of the horse won a quarter million dollar progressive jackpot on a blackjack table.
And it was called the Red Hot 7 Progressive.
And they bought the horse with those winnings.
So it was like, way to live your best life, lucky casino person.
Okay, I have an idea for a Hell World business venture where we create essentially a dating app for horses.
People can put their horses on the dating app.
You can swipe left or right.
You can put the basic features on there.
It'll be like farmers meet kind of for horses.
I think we should get them on this.
That sounds good to me.
We can call it studs looking for studs.
And you know what I think?
I think, of course, of course.
This is a good idea.
I like this idea.
Yeah.
We got something.
We're on to something.
We'll call it Mr. Sex Ed.
Boom.
I'm just imagining...
I'm just imagining looking into the crowd and the deafening silence there.
And I just feel the flop sweat beating on my forehead.
And I'm just like, tough crowd, tough crowd.
Anyway, someone, this comedian was telling the story of this guy.
He bombed, he bombed at this, like, it was this highbrow British club and he bombed.
And then he begged his agent to have another try at it.
And he bombed again.
And as he was bombing, he started like shouting out like basically, it was, even though they're pro-Irish and he started like attacking the British directly in that whole thing or the opposite.
And it was like, oh, God, not only is this guy going to like get booed off stage, he might actually trigger a riot.
So after they dragged him off stage, we're like, yeah, you don't get to come back here ever again.
Sorry.
You went 0 for 2.
You will not get a third bite of the apple.
So yeah, have a good day, sir.
Speaking of people having great days, Donald Trump having the best days of his presidency.
It just keeps getting better and better for us.
It just, I think we said this off camera, but if I said this, I said this when we started recording, then I'm repeating myself and I apologize.
But it really feels like Rupert Murdoch is just like, I'm just going to keep publishing these articles until Trump strokes out.
I'm going to put J.D. Vance in the White House via publication.
I'm just going to make Trump's ticker talk until it can't TikTok no more.
And so the Wall Street Journal has come out and stated that in May, the DOJ informed Trump that his name was in the Epstein files, which if you go back to Elon's deleted tweet, Elon was right.
Elon knew.
Broken clock moment.
Yeah, it's a great.
I'm so glad that that clown knew that he was able to peek into the Epstein files and know that Donald Trump was in them.
I mean, it's a pretty safe bet.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, even if Trump hasn't done anything bad, which I'm putting heavy air quotes around the word if there, they were still bosom buddies for you know, like at least a decade, yeah, oh, yeah, exactly.
Which, like, again, if he did, even if he did nothing wrong, you still got to ask yourself, how much did he know?
That's the thing, is I really feel like there is totally this possibility that they told him, look, Donnie, your name is in the Epstein files, but it's just your association with him, the fact that like you guys knew each other for a long time.
We have no criminal liability for you in this.
It's like, it's okay.
It's like no big deal.
And he's just so senile and so gone that the moment they told him his name was in the Epstein files, he just literally freaked out.
He just couldn't take it.
And he was like, fucking bury it.
Get rid of it.
I don't want to hear about it.
And they're like, but Mr. President, like, this isn't a big deal.
Like, we said we were going to expose this.
And what's in there doesn't really implicate you in anything.
He's like, oh, my name is in it.
No, we can't bury it.
I don't want it going out now.
And they're like, oh, God.
Oh, God.
And they're just trying to wrangle their dementia-ridden old doofus of a president.
And he's just so paranoid.
And the walls are closing in on him so hard.
He just can't do it.
He can't be like, he just can't rationally understand what they mean when they're saying this to him.
But I could also see it as since one thing he is pretty good at doing is taking absolutely nothing and spinning it into sounding like the crime of the century, he probably knows that even if it says, you know, Epstein wrote in his book, Lunch with Donald Tomorrow, planning on having a BLT, that somebody is going to take that and make it sound like BLT means 15-year-old children, you know.
He just, he knows that, he knows that he's cultivated such a culture of just insanity and reading into everything that if his name's that so much as it mentions that Epstein likes, you know, likes playing the Trump card when he's playing cards, you know, that people are going to be like, oh, this proves it.
And he's going to have Brunchgate.
BLT is code for small Hispanic girl.
I mean, we're just going to do all that stuff.
Well, I mean, that little, that birthday note, that sure makes it look like there's a little more going on.
Oh, yeah.
We haven't even gotten into the birthday note yet.
But as far as the Epstein files, like, because it's like, it's kind of just like this encompassing term that seems to be a lot of evidence over the years of the Epstein crimes.
And it's stuff that we kind of knew in some cases because of court filings and things that were released, including names in the little black book and like flight logs, which in some cases do include like Trump's name and like, I think Ivanka's maybe or one of the wives.
But anyway, so yeah, his name, like, depending what is all these files, like we all knew.
I feel like it's kind of right-wingers and like more traditional media that wasn't covering this constantly.
Like how like some journalists had like a beat basically on Epstein.
But yeah.
We've been new is what I'm saying.
Right.
I mean, that's the thing that's so strange about this is it it doesn't feel like any of that should be particularly shocking or controversial.
And yet here we are now with the with Trump freaking out.
The president is in full lockdown mode.
Mike Johnson, the speaker of the house, is now getting ready shutting down Congress to prevent the Democrats from pushing this further.
Although the Democrats did hit him with the razzle tazzle and they got something through.
And now like subpoenas have been issued to all the people that the Republicans want to issue subpoenas to.
They don't want to issue them to like Trump or anybody, but they're working on it.
But it's just they are, they look so guilty that you could not have worse PR if you tried.
If the Republican Party called me and was like, yo, Mr. Reigns, what's our PR spin for this?
I'd be like, the opposite of everything you're doing right now, you stupid clowns.
You need to cut the shit yesterday.
What is wrong with you?
But what had previously been mentioned was the first Washington Wall Street Journal story was about a letter, a birthday letter that was given to Trump from, that Trump gave to Epstein in it containing, we share things in common, Jeffrey.
And also, may every day be a wonderful secret.
And just.
I think that's another wonderful secret.
Another wonderful secret.
Which sounds even worse.
Yeah.
Another wonderful secret.
Because we already have one wonderful secret, don't we, Jeffrey?
That common thing we share.
Wink, wink.
Yeah, from what I heard, it was Ghane Maxwell, like for Epstein's 50th birthday, went around to all his friends and made a book out of birthday wishes for him.
And that was one of them, the Trump one.
Right.
And last night, if you're listening, whenever you're listening to this.
Just quick, the reason why I bring that up is because a lot of people are putting out fake versions of it.
Yeah, there's a lot.
Yeah, there was one I saw because people kept asking if it's real, and it had Trump's letterhead on it.
And I'm like, yeah, I don't think that's real just because of the circumstances, you know, that it was Goyne Maxwell collecting it for a book.
So I don't see why it would be on his personal stationery.
And then somebody else responded, Trump wouldn't be dumb enough to put a letter like that on his letterhead.
I'm like, oh, he absolutely would be.
I just don't think it happened in this particular case.
Right.
Oh, I mean, that was the greatest thing about all of this was that also in that also in that birthday card, Trump used the term enigma and all these people were literally the whole night after the story broke about the birthday card to Epstein, there were all these people saying, Trump doesn't even know what the word enigma means.
John Jr. even said that.
Which is so awesome that these people are like, the man I voted for three times and I have undying loyalty to is such a dumb fucking moron that he could never possibly understand the word enigma.
And then immediately the internet found clips of him using the word using the word enigma.
So it was like, yeah.
Two years old.
Of course he knows what the word enigma means.
Don't treat us like idiots.
It's a fucking bit from the Batman comics.
The Riddler's name is Edward Nigma.
Enigma.
And plus this letter was written in like, I don't, like 2003, something like that.
And as a lot of people have pointed out, his vocabulary was a lot better back then.
Right.
That's the thing that's so funny is it's like all the people who are defending him now are pretending he's always been this senile and useless.
It's like those people posting pictures of Eugene Carroll in her 70s and saying, Trump would never bang that.
Right, exactly.
Trump's response is funny.
He's like, the Wall Street Journal printed a fake letter supposedly to Epstein.
These are not my words, not the way I talk.
Also, I don't draw pictures.
Yeah.
And then immediately everyone posted all the pictures he's drawn.
And there was like, there was like one lady who was like, I do a charity and I hit up people for doodles to sell for the charity.
And Trump's like the first bite I get every time.
That dude kills to write, draw doodles to sell for my charity.
He loves the attention of his doodles.
But yeah, I do love how the excuses all revolve around.
Our guy is too stupid to do that.
Yes.
It's like the older.
I'm not the president.
It's like whenever a politician says that, you know, when some whiff of corruption comes up, people are like, I didn't know anything about that.
I'm like, oh, so you're not corrupt.
You're incompetent.
Right.
What else did the Wall Street Journal come up with?
They had a couple or a few articles, didn't they?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, there was the other one.
So they recently, I think it was the Wall Street Journal, they recently came out with an article saying that the Department of Justice told Trump back in May that he's listed in the Epstein files.
Right.
That was when I was talking about Elon.
Elon was right.
What is going on here?
But yeah, I was just bringing it up again in this context.
That's right.
Oh, there was something, aren't they like interviewing Ghislaine Maxwell?
Yes.
Today, Gee Lane Maxwell is totally not about to kill herself.
Yeah, she like this, and apparently this is ongoing.
She was supposed to have met with Trump's minions.
And apparently the interview went for forever.
Like they were just, they decided to hit her up for hours.
And it's really funny that they're doing like this is so unbelievably corrupt.
And anyone who would believe a word she says after this meeting would, you're incredibly motivated to do that.
I mean, especially after she's already asked for a pardon.
Right.
She's like, yo, give me a pardon.
And then Trump, Trump fires the prosecutors from that, from her case, including Comey's daughter, which Kunan was so happy about.
Obviously, Comey's daughter's deep state.
And now, like, literally only Trump's handpicked flunkies are going to talk to Maxwell.
And just, oh, man, on 11929, Gheelane Maxwell pardoned by President Trump on its way out the door as we're getting ready.
Charlie Kirk, like, floated that.
He was like, maybe they can cut a deal with her so like she can get out.
And it's like, what's happening?
Yeah, Gee-Lane Maxwell white hat.
That's what you're going for here.
You're like, yeah, we're going to bust her out of prison.
And she's going to say that Trump never touched any kids, but boy, did Bill Clinton touch a lot of kids.
Charlie Kirk is just so desperate right now.
He's wailing.
He's having a tough week.
But since I've noticed about four different ways to pronounce it so far, I just want to, I was, it's funny because it was a completely different thing, but I was listening to a podcast about her father and his, and the mysterious stuff that happened around him.
And they said in there that the family always pronounced her name Ghelain.
So that's how I think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, breaking news.
Emmanuel Macron has recognized Palestine.
Yeah, I saw that.
That's a good move.
You know, two W's in one week.
He's also suing Candace Owens.
I was just about to say, we got to bring that up now.
Yeah, the smooth pivot to Emmanuel Macron, as one does in their podcast.
I mean, I think it's great.
I heard about that.
And you know what?
That bitch needs to shut her fucking mouth because she is always transvestigating people.
And you know what?
Fucking take her down.
Take her down.
I haven't heard much about this, so I would like a little more context.
Okay.
So I watched the series.
Just real quick, I'll show you.
I'll just summarize the series.
But Candace, after getting fired from the Daily Wire, like really did a hard pivot on, like, kind of three things, which was like, yeah, trans investigations, celebrity content slop, where she does a lot of transvestigations and really incredibly vicious antisemitism, like pure blood libel, like really grotesque stuff about basically all Jews being pedophiles.
Anyways, she put out this series one, redeeming Harvey Weinstein.
Bizarre move.
Yeah.
And two, the transvestigation of Bridget, Bridget, Bridget McCrone.
It's called Becoming Bridget.
And it is like a six part series on her show that at first you, she just reveals that obviously Bridget McCrone in this fake documentary is a man.
Uh, but he also are, um, like, uh, Bridget McCrone is also the father of Emmanuel McCrone.
So a person who transitioned and then also has a deviant relationship with their own son, essentially.
Uh, that's the background of that.
And she kind of opened the, the, the, the series, like, I will stake my whole career on this.
And it's like, all right, let's see how that goes.
I've actually seen people, uh, replying to the, uh, social media posts about Macron suing, uh, Candace by saying, watch Becoming Bridget and it'll, it'll show you everything.
All the, all the, all the Macrons are fucked here.
Oh, Discovery is going to be a bitch.
And it just, how can you be this fucking deluded that you don't understand that the Macrons are doing this because Bridget was born a woman.
She's had three kids.
She's a mom.
This is the file.
Yeah.
There's.
I, I, one, one moron I saw was like, they better be 100% sure on this.
And I was like, I'm pretty sure Bridget knows she's a woman.
And that Emmanuel Macron knows his wife is a woman.
Pretty sure they got that all nailed down, buddy.
Pretty sure they've, they've got this one covered.
Yeah.
So you don't have to worry about it.
I'm hoping they cover that on the wedding night, you know, if not sooner.
Right.
Exactly.
I mean, it, it's just, this really shows you how there's no depth to what these people are willing to defend.
Because when these assholes were defending Derek Chauvin for killing George Floyd, I was like, man, you couldn't let that one go.
And now they're just like drilling even deeper into the core of the earth by saying, you know, I think Candace Owens has got something going here.
I think that Candace Owens is totally going to be vindicated in this lawsuit.
And how, how could she possibly be vindicated?
Like to me, what this really is all about is just the fact that she saw Alex Jones get smashed for over a billion dollars.
It really hasn't fucked with Alex that much.
And she's just like, ah, fuck it.
What do I care?
If I get hit with some fantasy, uh, like a judgment for punitive damages in the tens of hundreds of millions of dollars, I just won't pay it.
And I'll just keep saying my bullshit.
I'll just never stop.
And like, I just, I really think that these people have gotten to a point where they just think that there are, there can be no consequences for their bullshit.
They're just going to keep doing it no matter what.
And it's just, it's just insane.
It's just absolutely delusional that this is the way these people are operating.
And the whole thing about her also being his father, that just, I mean, I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, they're like, okay, just being a man isn't enough anymore.
We gotta, we gotta up our game.
It's, it's like, you know, just being a man is last season.
You know, we, we, we get, we got a Lensman arms war going on here.
We gotta keep, we gotta keep upping the ante.
Yeah.
They had to make it a long series.
So they needed something a little extra spicy.
Yeah.
I think there's some stuff about Israel on that one too.
It's just like all of her shit eventually wraps into like, you know, why the Jews are responsible for this.
We should watch it someday.
Maybe there's like bonus content.
I've always, I've always said that if you dig deep enough, every conspiracy eventually becomes Jews or aliens.
Yeah.
Or the way the world's going now, Jewish aliens.
Yeah.
I think it's interesting though, with the Candace Owen stuff, because it's like, I don't know if y'all know this, but her husband, her father-in-law is a Lord.
Like she married a, a, a, a, like a British, like Lord's son.
Like a literal Lord.
Yeah.
I'm not kidding.
So she is technically the honorable Candace Owens now.
And I just wonder like what the like people in their more like inner circle of like that think of the Candace Owens being part of the family now.
But her husband is weird.
Um, I'm not going to go into the history of Candace Owens right now.
Cause that's a lot of drama, but yeah, she's getting sued, which is awesome.
I hope it works.
Even though, you know, it, I revealed in that she has dual citizenship, uh, right now.
So she's UK and here, but it was filed, even though they're French, she's in UK half the time.
It was filed in America.
So I don't know how well the case will do, but we'll see.
Well, the thing is, is that it's so obvious and it's so, it's so obvious and it's so malicious that it 100% is not defendable free speech.
Cause in the face of the lawsuit, she's like, no, fuck you.
You're a man.
I don't give a fuck.
Come at me, bro.
And I, I've seen articles.
I mean, I love, but I don't, I have to go find and source them.
But like, there are people who've literally told Candace, yo, you need to dial this back.
You know, you're full of shit.
And Candace has been like, fuck you.
No, I won't.
Like calling Bridget McCrone is a part of my act now.
I ain't, I ain't doing this.
I ain't giving up on my bit.
I mean, so it's just really diseased minded shit.
And plus, wouldn't this fall into, I mean, since, since this is the French president, I assume he filed a lawsuit in a French court.
court uh Wouldn't this fall into France's definition of freedom of speech?
Well, I think Haley said they filed it in America.
Oh, I missed that part.
Sorry.
Yeah, that's why I was like, I wonder how it'll do here.
I don't know.
It's just an interesting case.
The filing is fucking huge.
It's like 280 pages because I think it also goes over like the harassment of her rabid fan base, which I'm sure is pretty significant part of that.
But anyway, yeah, the Canison stuff.
We actually, there's so much stuff happening this week.
Yeah, I was going to say, oh, crap, I forgot my awesome pivot, so never mind.
Do a terrible pivot.
Do a terrible pivot, then.
I have a pivot.
Oh, go for it.
Yeah, I was going to say, because we were talking about Caniso, and so I said, speaking of former Democrats who realized that you make a lot more money by grifting MAGA, you guys heard about Tulsi Gabbard?
Oh, have I ever?
Oh, my God.
That was my awesome pivot.
I did it.
Yeah, nailed it, spiked it.
That's right.
Thank you.
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IF hjelper mye.
Velkommen til IF Forsikring.
Okay, is Tilsi Gabbard?
Is she the one that's releasing all this like red meat to the mega base right now to try to distract?
She's the one doing the Obama distraction.
I don't know about any of this.
You guys are going to have to explain this.
Okay, so Tulsi Gabbert is rehashing all the bullshit Russia Gate nonsense from Trump's first administration, but she's pretending that she's right and that Bill Barr, Marco Rubio, the bipartisan Senate Intelligence Committee findings and all the rest of it.
Everyone before Tulsi has been wrong about this and she is right about it.
And she is right that Obama and all of Obama's underlings were part of a quote-unquote seditious or treasonous conspiracy to screw with Trump and to prevent his peaceful transition of power.
And they attempted to undermine him as a president.
And she has stated that she has formally filed, she's formally referred Obama to the DOJ for charges.
And let me tell you, this was so effective with QAnon.
Oh, really?
These people went from pissing and shitting themselves about Epstein and crying and being all bent out of shape about what was going on.
Now they're over the moon.
Now all the memes of Obama being in prison and all that stuff, they're back.
They're back a hundredfold.
Trump posted an AI of Obama being grabbed by the FBI and handcuffed, and then more AI of Obama wandering around in a prison looking all sad because now he's gone to jail for his crimes.
And again, our media doesn't point out that our president is fucking insane and that this would be absolutely insane behavior for anyone but Trump to do.
But Trump does it and it barely registers a tickle.
Nobody gives a shit.
Are there like any QAnon people or like MAGA people that are sticking with the Epicene stuff?
Because like the people I see like, okay, so like Charlie Kirk is one that's been talking about this that I see a lot because he lives here.
And he's been hard just being like, wow, look at this MLK stuff, everybody, jiggle keys.
But I don't know if it's working on like the lower level of the base because he's pretty like high level influencer.
So like, is anyone just like, hey, I'm not taking the slot, man?
I mean, that's the thing is that they're still dealing with their angry audience.
Like the audience of QAnon is, it's hard to win them back right now with the Epstein stuff.
The Epstein stuff has yucked their yum so hard.
And one of my go-to QAnon accounts is Julian's Rum.
And our boy Julian is pretty bummed out right now.
He had some tweets about how he's like, look, man, it'd be great if they could arrest some people, but my grocery bills ain't going down.
I know it's going to take a little while for Trump's tariffs to work and get these prices down, but it just hurts, man.
And I've been seeing another QAnon Griffier named Qtah, who had been gone for a long time.
He literally had long COVID, did a GoFundMe, raised like $40,000 and then fled.
He's apparently come back and now he's just sort of like, you know, I'm not really buying into all this Trump stuff anymore.
I'm just, I'm just over it.
I'm just, and the thing that's really funny is all these guys are saying, you're like, look, I'm still racist.
I'm still an anti-Semite.
Don't get me wrong.
But just the whole plan thing, yeah, ain't working for me anymore.
Yep, go ahead, Charlie.
I got one.
Because he's, of course, there's news articles about it and everybody's talking about it.
I think the narrative is kind of that the QAnon shaman has turned on Trump over the Epstein stuff.
And this has actually been...
Yeah, buddy.
He did basically do a post that was like, fuck Trump, fuck Israel.
That caught a lot of attention.
But like, this guy has been actually, he kind of went anti-Trump like earlier this year when he's taken like a pretty hard anti-Semitic turn, like harder than General Base QAnon.
Well, I mean, it's got to be hard to go to jail for a guy who doesn't give a shit about you.
Yeah, literally and a lot of his base does mock him because he's just like you know he does say a lot of crazy shit and he does clearly have some something wrong with him.
He'll go like days where he just posts the same like Joker gif like 300 times in like a row really quickly and just say like random strings of words.
And like huh?
Yeah, literally.
No fucking literally.
And like people even in his audience like recognize like dude I got a fun follow.
You're crazy.
Can I get a cookie for knowing something?
I mean you this has you guys have had to have seen this before where it's like queuing on people who it's like they hold grotesque beliefs and it's not an excuse to acknowledge that there's clearly also something else wrong with them.
Like there's Jake Chansley definitely.
I've also talked to him in person.
So I've kind of gotten the full like whoa energy of him in person and the like just endless ramblings that will never end.
I think if he got some fucking help, I think he could actually be like a valued part of society.
I think like he's got charisma.
He's clearly got some intellect.
If he would just ditch this shit, get on some medication, see a therapist, get his head cleared up, I could see him actually doing something valuable.
And not to get again into Inside Picnic, just because I like have seen the guy out.
And it's a small protest culture here.
So like saw him even before he was the QAnon shaman.
His whole family's fucking absolutely just like total MAGA, totally like warped in their own way.
Incredibly bizarre family all around.
But he did turn on Trump like months ago.
And it is largely because he has been like really rambling about like straight up protocols, Elders of Zion type posting, like Khazarian Jew posting, just like really hardcore anti-Semitic shit.
And because of like Trump's, obviously, you know, the Trump administration's continued support of Israel has made him like turn on Trump and like call him a, you know, all types of horrible anti-Semitic stuff himself.
And like actually has a pretty ongoing conspiracy going on right now that he's been trying to draw attention to that like to other people, he's like, ask me why I don't like Trump.
And then he will send them a post that he's been promoting of his own for months that he basically is saying that Trump earned his wealth by fucking a corpse on behalf of Israel, which is like, how did the money come in?
What, who was he fucking?
Who paid that much?
What?
I need details, my man.
So he's lost.
He's long been like not into Trump over the last year, but there are a lot of articles right now that are like, he's like turned on Trump over the Epstein stuff.
And it's been kind of like an ongoing thing.
So that's the story there.
The joys of living near the queue anonymous.
Yeah.
And again, this is the thing is I've, there's this real sort of political nihilism around Trump where everyone just tells you, oh, his base will never abandon him.
Like you idiots looking for hope in this Epstein stuff can go piss up a rope because you're wrong.
They're going to rally around him anyways.
And I'm watching it.
I'm watching what's happening and it's hurting him.
It's hurting him in this space of these people.
And there's a lot of people angry about it, which is why they're flailing and screaming that they're going to arrest Obama.
They're going to do all this bullshit.
They're so desperate to keep these people happy and placated.
They're giving him the biggest lie they possibly can in the hope that it will keep them content.
And I actually had an argument with someone because this person was like, they're going to indict Obama and convict him of something.
And I couldn't roll my eyes hard enough.
And I said to them, I'm like, in Trump's first administration, he had Durham indict two coffee boys and he couldn't get convictions on them.
You really think that Trump is going to convict Obama of a crime?
And this guy was like, a corrupt judge, some fabricated evidence.
And I'm like, yeah, you think that's going to fly?
You do understand that Obama has infinite money.
He will have the world's greatest legal team.
It will make OJ's legal team look like dog shit in comparison.
Obama will be represented by 50 of the best lawyers on God's green earth.
They will be dissecting everything Trump's clown show does.
They will destroy them in court.
It will be a total joke.
And that's why Trump and his shitbag asshole administration, they throw poor people in vans and deport them to El Salvador.
They attack people they can hit and cannot hit them back.
They ain't going out.
If they indict Obama, it will be the funniest shit in the history of funny shit.
I mean, you're going to give Obama, the most beloved Democrat of our generation, a microphone to say, yeah, I'm being indicted because Trump's trying to cover up for Epstein.
Like, that's literally all Obama's going to say at every turn.
He's going to be, of course, I'm innocent.
Of course I didn't do this.
I can't talk about it because the case is ongoing.
But this case only exists because Trump's trying to distract from Epstein.
And that's going to be the whole case until it's thrown out or Obama's acquitted.
And that's like the only way it's going to go because they've got nothing.
We know this.
As people on my timeline have said, man, it's going to be really embarrassing when the defense calls Marco Rubio to the stand.
I actually saw something about that.
I think it was today.
Tulsi Gabbard was head oppressed her and one of the reporters asked her, so, you know, this has been looked over, you know, for years.
And Marco Rubio, who's now the Secretary of State, you know, signed off on this saying that no crime was committed.
So he's like, so, Joe, help me out here.
What do you have that none of these people had that convinced you that a crime took place?
And she responded with like a minute-long word salad that meant absolutely nothing.
It was, it basically boiled down to wait and see.
Yeah, I mean, the thing that drives me crazy about the, and this administration is even worse than the first one.
Basically, it's welcome to the United States of targeted individuals.
That's what is it?
It's a government full of people who think the government is like planting thoughts in their head and shit.
These are all very unwell people.
And if they believe the things that they're saying, they're unwell.
And if they don't believe the things they're saying, but they're pumping it out into the atmosphere, they're still unwell.
These are sick fuck people.
These are people who should, I'm not one for like, oh, we should lock everyone up, but these people deserve to be in a latex straitjacket.
And the reason I'm saying latex is because it'll be very sweaty and sexy because it'll be very sweaty and uncomfortable.
One of them will look sexy in it.
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There's someone out there who will think it is.
Believe me.
And also, talking about Tulsi Gabbers' response, I love how she immediately ran cover for herself where she's talking about that.
She's like, okay, so I've handed this over to the DOJ.
So if nothing happens, that means that Daniel.
Fuck Pam Bondi.
Yeah, fuck that bitch.
Yeah, go after Bondi.
Don't go after me.
I gave Pam Bondi a stone-cold lead pipe cinch of a case.
If I was running DOJ, Obama would be in git mode tomorrow.
If he's not, guess who to blame?
Not me.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Pam Bondi just getting thrown.
Pim Bondi's just like paddling in the deep end and Tulsi and all these clubs are just throwing Invil after Invil at her.
Here you go.
Here you go.
When she gets put in a straitjacket, we can call her Pam Bondage.
Steph will be here all the week.
Try the veil.
It's extra cool.
Who is it?
There's someone out there who nicknamed her Pam Blondie.
I can't remember who that was, though.
Yeah.
I've seen the Pam Blondie stuff.
So yeah.
I mean, there's one person who took credit for coming up with a nickname.
And it was like, you know, it was one of those goods are bad boyar people who are, oh, that's right.
It was Loomer.
Loomer calls her Blondie because she can't believe that Pam Bondi is harming Trump by doing this.
And can somebody please let Trump know what's happening in his government?
Because he clearly doesn't know what she's doing to destroy his credibility.
Yeah.
Oh, circling back to our Macron stuff.
This is the tweet from Patrick Bett David, the brain dead clown or whatever his fucking show is called.
This is a terrible move by Macron.
They better be 100% right.
I can only imagine what discovery phase of this lawsuit will look like.
I love the magical discovery phase because I've been seeing Blue and I'm talking about Discovery with the Epstein thing too, about how that's going to unveil every single bad thing that Donald Trump ever did in Discovery.
And it's like we went through this dance already with his first indictment and we went through Discovery and guess what?
He's president right now.
Right.
Okay, I have a question because I've been a little bit busy this week.
I've been seeing some tapes of Jeffrey Epstein getting interviewed by law enforcement agents and it's like him pleading the fifth when getting asked about the fifth, the sixth, and the 14th amendment.
Okay, well, where's this?
Okay, so where'd all this come from?
Where did this drop of?
Is this another?
This is a deposition from 2010.
Okay.
Is it just going viral now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And all the Trump apologists are claiming that it's AI.
Yes, but it's real.
And it's really funny because he answers another question.
And then they ask him, were you and Donald Trump ever together with females under the age of 18?
And Eptine like shakes his head no and then says, I would love to answer that, but I'm going to assert my fifth and 14th Amendment rights.
Yeah, he said, yeah, I remember that.
He said fifth, sixth, and 14th because I went and looked up the sixth and the 14th amendments because I can't figure out what the fuck he's talking about there.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, the 14th is just like birthright citizenship and that kind of stuff.
I mean, there's a bunch of stuff in there.
Like, so is he talking about like the South paying back their debt for the Civil War?
I mean, what's he talking about there?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's very strange.
Yeah.
He's having a good week.
Yeah.
But yeah, again, this is nothing new, but everyone's treating it like it just fell out of the clear blue sky.
Yeah.
The one thing I always just, the one thing I just, it just kills me about all of this is the people who are like, why didn't Biden release this?
Because if Biden had released it, you would have all said it was bullshit and that it was fucking weaponization.
None of you would have believed it.
It literally, this only hits the way it hits because Trump is the one in power and now he's the one freaking out about it.
It's why you've got these clowns talking about how somehow Obama or Biden tampered with the Epstein files.
Because that was a bit they were running with for a while.
I even saw Brian Gates trying to trot that out recently.
And if the files had been tampered with after Trump left office, just call up Chris Wray and Bill Barr, have them go over it, have them point out where it's bullshit, and then indict the people that tampered with the file.
I mean, that's just extra crime.
You just win even more if the Biden administration tried to tamper with the Epstein files.
It's just the silliest thing in the world to imagine that this is...
Oh, the deep state got to the files, and that's why we can't release them.
Okay, buddy, tell me another one.
What else you got?
Yeah.
Try again.
I mean, it's just...
It's so...
They're just so desperate to try to find a justification for what's going on.
what I really think is interesting and what I really think is what's hitting these people so hard is they've spent all these years uh screaming and yelling about all their enemies being pedophiles and that like pedophile was kind of like their word and their go-to phrase for all this stuff.
And now suddenly the filthy normies, their great enemy in this world, are out there calling Trump a pedophile.
And that has to hurt so much that their great insult, their great attack on everybody has now been turned around and used on them.
And they're just stuck going, no, Trump isn't a pedophile.
What are you talking about?
And it's like, well, if he isn't a pedophile, why isn't he releasing the pedophile files?
Why is he hiding them?
I saw the Democrats social media page had a, they had the photo of Kendrick smiling at the camera at the Super Bowl.
And then the caption was the whole thing about Trump being in the Epstein files.
And it's just like, bam.
This whole QAnon is all about this power.
It's all about this idea that you have this secret knowledge.
You're smarter than the dumb normies.
You can hit them with stuff that they can't retaliate because you're the smart one.
You're the cool one.
And now they've taken your sacred word and your sacred attack and they're throwing it back at you.
And it's so unfair because they're dumb, stupid normies.
They don't have the right to use the pedophile attack.
It's a secret attack trained in the dark arts of the internet.
Only skilled digital soldiers can call someone a pedophile.
Oh, I'm so aggravated.
I got a new phone and the phone call I got from the creepy freak calling me a pedophile.
I don't think I have that voicemail anymore.
And it makes me really sad.
I wish I had played that on the podcast one of these days.
They will call you a pedophile at the drop of a hat.
It's like, yes.
Like you reply to somebody and you tell them, no, Tom Hanks hasn't done anything.
What are you talking about?
And then they'll reply to you, why are you defending a pedophile?
You must be a pedophile.
I mean, it doesn't even have to be about that.
Like, I could be like, you know, I disagree with the tax cuts that were in the Big Beautiful Bill.
Oh, whatever, pedophile.
And the other thing that all of this does is this is a very serious topic that people need to discuss.
And because of it, we can't have that discussion, frankly and honestly.
And the other thing that bothers me, and I know this is very nitpicking, but they're like, oh, he got arrested for pedophilia.
No, no, that's like getting arrested for being bipolar.
No, they got arrested for sex crimes.
You don't get arrested for a disease.
You get arrested for acting on that disease.
So these people who are all like, oh, I'm an expert on this pedophilia stuff.
That guy got arrested for pedophilia.
No, he got arrested for sex crimes.
Pedophilia is a mental disorder.
Acting on it is a sex crime.
I just wish people would like stop being so stupid.
Sorry, that just bugs me.
No, no, you're right, because it annoys me too, because you're right.
It makes it impossible to have a serious discussion about things like child trafficking because you got all these clowns jumping in and muddying the waters and like, you know, being like, well, you know, the solution to pedophilia is a wood chipper.
And I'm like, yeah, thank you.
Very, very constructive comment that really moves the conversation forward.
Thank you so much for your input.
Yeah.
Like, and that's the thing is that if you try to talk about that, if you try to talk about how pedophilia is a mental disorder, you are called an enabler and an abuser of children.
I think like there was some professor that was part of like a workshop and they did a whole thing about like pedophilia in the future and how we will like try to work with it and potentially like destigmatize people that have this condition but don't act upon it.
And immediately that whole thing was like shut down because it was like, fuck you, you child raping monster.
Yeah.
You, yeah.
And I think, I think, wasn't that the person who was like coining the term minor attracted person?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
So I've, I haven't seen that seminar or whatever, but I have heard about it.
Yeah, because that term, the minor attracted person, is like, like 4chan took it and acted as if that it was a term that was used in the LGBTQ community as a way to like embrace pedophiles as part of their own community.
And they were using this real term that exists in like the DSM-5 or whatever to like conflate the two, which has like stuck.
That's like something that's like old 4chan shit that has like stuck in the mainstream and like people like act like so-called maps are part of the LGBTQ community.
Yeah, like they'll have like flags for it, like how there's flags for bi people or for non-binary people and all that.
They'll be like, yeah, there's the, there's the map flag right there.
That's almost how I can always tell that a account on Twitter is a fake LGBTQ account is that they do something map related and it's just like, okay, this is clearly a fucking troll.
But anyway, yeah.
What else happened this week?
Oh, Ozzy Osborne died.
That was okay.
And Hulk.
Yep, and oh, and Hulk.
Okay, well, I'm not crossing myself for Hulk.
No, I'm not sure.
I'd love to hear Jesse's take on Hulk dying, Jesse Ventura.
Well, he's a class act, you know.
He won't say anything negative.
Oh, yeah.
Jesse Ventura.
He's a real class act.
He had Dr. Judy Wood on his conspiracy show, and she thinks that the planes weren't real on 9-11.
Yeah, he's a real-class act.
Shout out to his X-Files episode.
Oh, that was hilarious.
That was one of the best X-Files episodes ever.
Everything about that episode was so perfect.
And it was funny because usually when the X-Files would try to do a funny episode, it just fell flat on its face.
But that one was perfect.
I like the X-Files funny episodes, but Jose Chung from Outer Space.
Yeah, I love the part where Mulder's like, woo!
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I just, yeah, that part's good.
I just, but the Jesse Ventura thing, where he just, he pulls up in a car, steps out, and just starts, and just starts throwing out all of the, you know, swamp gas anti-conspiracy theory stuff he can, just in a, in a long rant.
My one soft spot for Jesse Ventura is that he took on the Chris Kyle family and Chris Kyle when he was printing bullshit about him in his book, his bullshit ass racist ass book anyway.
And then he died and he was like, I don't care.
I'm going to keep suing the estate.
And I was just like, all right, man.
That's pretty.
I respect that.
You're a little bit, I don't agree with everything, but I definitely agree with that.
Fuck Chris Powell.
Hey, sometimes you have to not let it go.
Sometimes you have to just keep throwing bombs.
You're just like, I don't give a shit if you're dead.
I'm getting my pound of flesh anyways.
It's like, whoa, whoa, Jesse, whoa.
I just love the idea that every time Tim Walls goes to work, he's got to walk past a portrait of Jesse Ventura.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, the governor.
I remember he said he wanted to rappel down the wall of the state Congress to take the oath of governor.
And they're like, we can't do that.
It's going to be a little too dicey, buddy.
Eric Ventura was fighting predators long before Qnon was.
Yeah, but he got killed.
Yeah.
Because he didn't have time to bleed.
Maybe if he had time to bleed, he would have survived the jungle.
Oh, that's a good Alien Sex Fiend song.
Ain't Got Time to Bleed.
Check out Alien Sex Fiend.
I wonder if Haley has any idea what we're talking about right now.
I know some references here happening.
We're talking about the movie Predator.
Yeah.
That had Stead Edge.
And I was talking about an episode of, I mean, what I love about Predator is that it had two celebrity governors in it before they were governors.
Who else was in it?
Schwarzenegger.
Oh, that's right.
I did know that.
My dad liked that to me.
Yeah, he's gotten kind of wacko in recent years.
Like, every once in a while, he'll come out with something.
He's like, I really don't like what Trump's doing this.
And then he'll come out and say something really fucking dumb.
And you're like, dude.
Well, you got to remember, he hates Trump, but he's still a Republican.
So you shouldn't be going around thinking he's going to be buddy-buddy with the Democrats.
Yeah, but if you're a real Republican, you should hate Trump.
I mean, he's got personal beef with Trump, too.
But I mean, like, like when he was trying to say that the whole Israel-Iran thing was both parties' fault.
Very fine people on both sides.
Yes.
How do you feel about Hulk Hogan dying?
I was so tempted to go on Twitter and be like, so I heard that a union-busting wife beater died today, but I didn't because it's too soon.
You can say it.
Fuck him.
I can say it now because people are going to hear it.
I can say now because people won't hear this for a few days.
Oh, no, this is going up right after.
You like sports, Mike.
So do you have any mixed feelings about Hulk Hogan?
Oh, no, I have no mixed feelings about Hulk Hogan at all.
He was a terrible.
He was an absolute.
On Blue Sky, I was like, hey, be the type of person that when you die, people cry.
Don't be a Hulk Hogan.
Yeah.
I mean, he just sucked.
And that's the big problem is that he was unrepentant.
And that was the issue was he said all these horrible racist things.
And then after he did that, when he got returned to, when WWB took him back and he came back, he really didn't give an apology to the guys in the locker room and all the all the black wrestlers who he obviously had insulted with his racist bullshit.
And his reaction was basically, don't get caught on camera saying anything bad.
His whole thing was just, be careful because you just never know where the cameras are.
And the media can get you if you're not like cognizant of that.
And people were looking at him and saying like, bro, what the fuck are you on about?
What you're supposed to say is, I'm really sorry for all the horrible racist shit I Said, I'm turning over a new leaf.
I'm going to try to be better.
And he never did that.
He was just sort of like, hey, man.
And that's his advice.
Don't get caught when you're racist.
And that's why the last thing he ever did in a wrestling-related event was getting booed out of the arena in Los Angeles, trying to sell his shitty beer to posted that video where he's getting booed.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
There's this really funny, there's this video of him coming out for something.
It's like a little, it's not in front of a crowd.
It's like him coming out in front of a bunch of wrestlers.
He's like, obviously trying to like sell some shit to them or whatever or explaining something.
And Mercedes Monet, one of the big wrestlers now in AEW, she was in WWE at the time.
When she comes out, there's a few people clapping and she is not clapping.
And Mercedes is black, by the way.
So yeah, damn right, don't clap for that fucking racist piece of shit.
Fuck him.
So yeah, I mean, Titan of the wrestling industry, wrestling wouldn't be what it is without him.
All that stuff.
Yeah, I get it.
But end of the day, he sucks.
And not going to shed any tears.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, this and I guess to kind of wrap things up in the moment, yeah, we had the, we talked about the Maxwell thing, but like now there's reports that are coming out where Maxwell answered all the questions that she was given and that she like was like cooperative.
And I guess that means she's getting a pardon.
I mean, like, that's going to be great.
That'll be so interesting if any of that actually happens.
Oh, my God.
Well, then she will not be covering Dar Science next week if anything updates.
I'm looking forward to her podcast.
That'll become.
I was literally like, Charlie Kirkley ever speaking at the teen conferences, like the conference.
I mean, and look at the shit that Dershowitz was saying not that long ago.
He was like, we should lower the age of consent.
Dude, you people who voted for Trump, you're all maps.
You know?
They just wrestle brand at their literal, their actual student conference, the one that's meant for teens.
It's just like, he is literally currently facing rape charges.
Like, yeah, it's just like, I don't know.
If she actually does get pardoned, the MAGA people will find a way to twist her into their universe.
The ones that need this to work will, but I just think that a lot of the audience, Glene Maxwell White Hat, is going to be a real tough sell.
She's one of the great enemies of the movement.
She was one of, like, when she got arrested and convicted, that was a big win.
And you're now going to take that win away and you're going to be like, oh yeah, by the way, she's actually a white hat and she's got the dirt.
I see, so there's this tweet from John Solomon.
He says Obama tries to extract himself from Russia Gate, but documents put him at the heart of it.
And then a person replies to him with, Maxwell breaks silence.
Epstein has insurance file on Obama.
It's like, yeah, sure thing.
Try to turn Epstein into an Obama problem.
Yeah, that's going to fly.
That's going to be a real awesome thing.
And meanwhile, I'm prepping for the Twitch we do that we're going to be doing next Wednesday by listening to all this shit with Ted Gunderson.
And he's one of the ones that really got this shit going with the Satanic Panic and the Franklin Credit Union and all that shit.
He's the one that kind of, he's the granddaddy of a lot of this QAnon shit.
And I'm so glad that fucker is dead.
It's gross.
Celebrate bad people dying.
I do not like it when people who are bad get immediately martyred just because they're dead.
It's like, fuck them.
Oh, you should have seen my reaction when my husband told me Protzman had died.
His mom was visiting and he goes to me, he goes, Michael Protzman's dead.
I'm like, eh?
He's like, yeah.
And I just start jumping up and down in the living room, yelling, yes, yes, yes, yes.
So I just saw something.
This is apropos of nothing at all, but I just happened to see it.
So I guess Donald Trump, Jerome Powell, and I can't remember his name right now, Trump's new token black, the one with the gums.
Anyway, he has nothing to do with this.
He's just in the shot, too.
It's basically Jerome Powell fact-checking Trump in real time.
Trump's talking about how the renovations being done at the Fed are going to cost $3.1 billion.
And Powell gives him this the fuck look and says, I don't know what you're talking about.
And so Trump pulls out this piece of paper and says, it just came out here.
Look right here.
And Jerome Powell reads over the paper and he says, you added a third building into this.
And Trump's like, well, yeah, it's a building that's being built right now.
And Paul goes, that building was built five years ago.
So it's not part of this at all.
And Trump's like, well, it's all part.
He starts trying to cover for himself in total blathering Trump fashion.
And Paul's just like, you're a fucking idiot.
I cannot vouch for the authenticity of this because it literally happened as we were starting recording.
But someone said that they re-recorded the Trump visit to the Federal Reserve without him interacting with Powell.
Like they did a second take where Powell's not with him and Trump just gives a little speech.
And now that's like the, if you go to like the White House's channel, that's the video you're going to see.
You're not going to see the video where Powell is real time fact-checking Trump on all his bullshit.
I just love how Jerome Powell has more cojones than the entire press industry combined.
Oh, just yeah, absolutely gutless.
Yeah, just no one steps up to this guy.
And I mean, they're doing a little now with the Epstein stuff, but literally all 2020, all 2024 was, was this like months-long panic attack that America could not have a senile man as its president, that we as a nation were on the brink of annihilation if we let doddering old Joe Biden serve another day in office, much less within another four years.
And then we elect Donald Trump, who's more senile and more clueless than Biden ever was.
And it's just, it's just so awesome that this is where we are now, where we just have this blithering old man just like, just stepping on his own dick every day, all the time.
And our media is just like, oh man, the emperor, look at his clothes.
Oh, what beautiful new clothes you have, emperor.
You're truly the best dressed emperor I've ever seen.
And it's just, what are we doing here?
Is mental acuity a prerequisite for the job or not?
Because if yes, then boy howdy, did you guys miss a real big red flag with one of the two candidates that was up for election in November?
No, it's headline making statements that's the prerequisite.
It's Biden was boring.
Biden was not generating headlines for the media.
Yeah.
Biden wasn't going to get me another beach house.
I remember right-wing pundits who were like on Fox News and they're like, Biden's so boring.
I'm like, that's what you want in a president.
Am I taking crazy pills here?
You want a president who just gets the job done and isn't sticking his face in front of a camera every 15 seconds.
Yeah.
But no, clearly not.
Clearly not.
Clearly, the American people are now gung-ho for idiot, attention-starved, narcissist president.
Yeah.
But yeah, because boy, they got their wish.
I got to say that.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
It's just magical going to the Fell for It Award Twitter feed.
Yeah.
They're still losing their jobs to AI, so go fuck yourselves.
Yep.
Not you guys, them.
I like that my local, some of my local media outlets have been implementing more AI, and it's like, you fucking fools, you fucking absolute dipshits.
Like, have fun having no job soon.
And yeah.
Oh, I just saw in my notifications on my laptop, man who laid ambush for police in Ohio had multiple weapons.
So come here for your breaking news.
Is this a new thing school shootings passe now as first responder shootings?
Guess so.
And I mean, that's a page out of basically, you know, every terrorist handbook.
That's how 9-11 was done.
Have the first plane come in, everyone's watching, you have the second plane come in, and then while the rescuers were there, they didn't necessarily know the buildings were going to fall, but took out 300 rescue workers.
And, you know, this is just a classic terrorist playbook.
Yeah.
Good work, everybody.
Nothing like ending the pod on an upbeat, cheerful note, letting everybody just sort of step away.
And that's what I'm here for.
Well, if you want an upnote, we know Yankovic is still alive.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, thank God.
How's Hades going?
Oh, I have I'm I've I've gotten through what would be the first two like sort of like challenge levels, and I could I can make the attempt for the hardest challenge level to complete that.
In Hades 1, the hardest challenge level that basically there's like psychotic lunatics because it was originally thought that you couldn't beat the game on the highest difficulty, but someone actually did it.
You are supposed to like mix and match difficulties until you get to 32 of what's in Hades 1, it's known as heat, and in Hades 2, it's known as fear.
And when you get to 32, that's the highest level of difficulty that you're supposed to be able to beat.
And in Hades 1, when you beat 32 Heat, it didn't even give you an achievement.
In Supergiant Games, in their like in their about or whatever, they were like, we didn't want to make 32 Heat an achievement because we wanted our achievements to be attainable.
And this is actually really goddamn hard.
And most people probably wouldn't be able to do it.
So when I got the 32 Heat run beaten, I was like, wow, I did something that was supposed to be really difficult.
I feel good about myself now.
So I haven't done the 32 Fear run yet for Hades 2, but that will eventually happen because that's like the big win once you've done that.
It'd be kind of funny to do that before the game even fully releases publicly.
Mike, you're talking about niche achievements in a game that's not been publicly released yet.
Excellent.
Mike's Hades.
And it's Amelia Earhart Day.
Amelia Earhart Day.
You know?
Oh, yeah.
The Pokemon showcase just happened.
You know, let's keep the vibe going.
Yeah, you know, it's like when they show off all the upcoming Pokemon games of the year.
We love Pokemon around here.
Anyways.
Gaming.
I built around a huge mall for my fairy Sims.
It's called the Mall of a Fairy Cut, and it cost $4 million to build.
And I can't wait to take my Sims shopping there so she can steal everything.
That sounds fun.
Mike, Eric.
This is why Second Life fell apart, because people had to go in there and say, how can I ruin this?
What's your gaming story of the week, Eric?
What's tickling your gaming fancy right now?
I haven't been doing too much.
Lately, what I've been doing is my son recently got the Switch re-release of Super Mario Brothers, new Super Mario Brothers U. So I've been playing that with him.
And I had a screed about it on Twitter about how ridiculously difficult the multiplayer version is.
Like for some reason, they made it like the guy making the game seemed to think that the game literally was two-dimensional because it's like if there's if two characters are standing right next to each other, they can't walk past each other.
In real life, I could go around somebody.
No, no.
No, you were literally standing on a two-dimensional field.
And then if you're jumping and you bump into another character, you will both fly off in a random direction that 98% of the time will land you square into the hitbox of an enemy, killing you.
So I try playing the game one player much easier there, but it's like, okay, I get that you want to throw it a little bit in so the multiplayer isn't just a breeze in the park, but this is not the way to do it.
You're making the game hard in a bad way.
So sorry it wasn't more positive, but that's my latest gaming news.
This has been Gaming with Hell World.
Gaming after dark.
My game of choice right now is chess.
I just play a lot of chess recently.
So chess is great.
Everyone should play chess.
It's a great mental exercise.
You know who plays chess?
The Russians, you communist.
That's fine.
I can accept that.
You know who also played chess?
Bobby Fisher, a ridiculous anti-Semite.
And Andrew Tate.
Andrew Tate, yeah, Andrew Tate's dad was actually a high-level chess player.
So Andrew obviously like got into a little bit before he became a sex pest.
So that's funny because you would think that Andrew Tace was the kind of guy who would call chess beta.
No, literally.
He thinks it's actually highly masculine, though, because he does it.
Oh, it's that old saw.
If I do it, it's okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's manly because I'm doing it.
Literally.
Right.
It's like what people say about reductio ad Hitlerum or, you know, or basically something is evil because Hitler did it, not Hitler is evil because he did evil things.
Like, you know, well, you know, vegetarianism is evil because Hitler was a vegetarian.
Yeah.
I had a people that said that when I was in high school, and I thought that was real funny.
I always got to laugh because whenever somebody says, I judge people based on whether or not dogs like them, I'm like, okay, but dogs liked Hitler.
Yeah, Blondie.
Yeah.
He had a number of dogs, but yeah, Blondie was his main one.
Yeah.
Listeners, we will get to bro science at some point.
We will get to the piss drinking.
We will get to the raw meat eating.
We will get to the ball tanning.
And if you have any suggestions, let us know on Blue Sky.
Did you see that Blue Sky account I told you about that talks about piss drinking all the time?
Oh, yeah, I got to follow that.
I got to look at that.
There's a piss poll happening that maybe we'll talk about in that episode.
I just, it's going to be fun.
Oh, it's going to be magical.
I mean, it's going to be, I mean, I just feel like it's going to be real close between the piss drinking and President Vance next week.
It's going to be real tight between what we cover.
But anyhow, everybody, thank you all for listening.
It's been a hoot and a holler.
If you want to support the show, give us a five-star review wherever you're listening to it.
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Thanks to our audience for listening.
And I realized after months and months and months of doing the outro that the outro is mine now.
That L doesn't listen to this crap anymore.
I don't have to humor L. So good night, everybody.
And guess what?
Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in the assassination of President Kennedy.
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