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June 4, 2025 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures in HellwQrld Presents: Celebrity Replacements!

This week Haley, Mike, and Eric go over the conspiracy theory of famous people being replaced and why Avril Lavigne was so important to the Illuminati that not even her death could keep them from propping her up. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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you The Adventures in Hell World podcast talks in-depth about QAnon.
While it's meant to be comedic and formative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello everybody, I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hell World.
This week I am joined as always by Chaley, a.k.a.
Haley, a.k.a.
Arizona Rightwatch.
What up, you status-ass bitches?
I don't even know what that means, but I'm just going to accept it.
I'm just going to roll with it.
So, I've been just, like, enamored with the Bitcoin conference and was just watching this, like, Bitcoin rapper, and that's kind of how they opened the rap.
It was like, what's up, you status-ass bitches?
We both kind of all said, what a bitch, when we all walked into the lobby, so I just figured it was a good intro.
Appropriate.
Sorry for calling you a name.
And we're also joined by Eric DiDice-Operative, who is cracking the whip this week.
Hi.
I'm sorry I wasn't here last week.
There was a Starship Troopers reunion downtown and they needed me to fill in for Jake Busey.
That's a crisis that always happens and it comes up.
Basically, I walked into the I walked into the chat, and Eric was like, hit record.
Let's go.
What are you doing?
All gas, no brakes, bro.
Hey, I got a family.
I can't just be sitting around all day.
Hellworld waits for no man.
So, yes.
I just wanted to say some funsy onesie stuff right before we get to our actual subject, which was – Guy number one was a nut who kept yelling at me that he wanted to play me heads up for roles because if I think Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in assassinating President Kennedy, I have to be incredibly stupid and thusly bad at poker and he would defeat me in heads up hold 'em for roles.
And when I asked this man to argue the conspiracy side, to argue his side of the argument, He told me, buddy, I don't need to do that.
Rob Reiner came up with such an unbelievable banger of a podcast.
If you just listen to that, you'll understand what really happened to President Kennedy.
That's awesome.
And I was just, I was like, bro, you have no idea my relationship with Rob Reiner and his dumb, evidence-free JFK podcast.
And then Rob Reiner slipped that guy a C-note.
Yes!
I was like, Rob Reiner burner account?
Is Rob coming at me directly?
Does Rob Reiner want to play me for roles?
Oh my god, I mean, that's a little too high for me.
And the other guy, this other guy follows me, and yesterday he stopped following me, which was very funny.
Because I posted my thread about how the media does not call out Trump for his support of QAnon, and the fact that he is constantly reposting QAnon catchphrases.
Yeah, literally, yesterday, posted nothing-can-stop-what-is-coming thing, all this stuff.
With a little Pepe in the background.
Yep.
Oh, you fucking know QAnon saw that shit and started jerking themselves off.
Oh man, it was, it was, oh, it was a, Boy, howdy, was there a lot of excitement on the Anon front when it came to what Trump posted.
The media's called out Trump for supporting QAnon all the time!
And he did a Google search for Trump QAnon, and one hit was from 2024.
There were two more hits from 2022.
And I just looked at him and I said, none of this is from this current year, and none of this is actually people saying to Trump, yo, Trump, why do you keep endorsing QAnon?
We call on you to denounce it, because it is bad.
No one does that to this man.
And that guy was like, shut up!
You can just do the Google search and see that you're wrong.
grow up.
And I'm sitting here, I'm like, you are on the timeline of the QAnon debunker guy arguing with him about Trump and QAnon and you think that that person is going to drop Oh yeah, the media's really held his feet to the fire on this.
No, no, you're right about this.
I'm just wrong.
I'm talking on my ass.
Buddy, do you really think that I'm the guy who's going, oh yeah, you're right, you're right.
The media's really been hard on Trump about QAnon.
They've really punished him.
I mean, he's really paid a terrible price for this.
I just have to say, because he did post that nothing can stop what is coming yesterday.
Yes.
And that...
And I did see people, like, confused still as of yesterday.
Like, what is he talking about?
It's like, how do we not know?
And literally in Arizona, like, last year, there was that nothing can stop what is coming.
It was a pseudoscience health conference put on by a QAnon lawmaker.
And I was the person that broke that fucking news because I just pointed out it's a QAnon catchphrase.
And nobody in our local media recognized that.
and it's just like how are we still at this point and i do think it's like oh how like there should be modern kind of like questions and articles about trump's continued um Like there's still questions that can be asked by the media to this day.
Like, why are you promoting this call?
I think a lot of it comes down to that.
It sounds like I could refer to anything at all.
It could be a slogan on a movie poster, as opposed to say, where we go one, we go all, which is, for one, really hard to say.
I think that's the first time I've ever actually said it out loud.
But it sounds like, I mean, it's so awkwardly...
It sounds like, you know, karma's going to get you.
Nothing can stop what is coming.
You reap what you sow.
So the media looks no further into it after that point.
Christ is king.
A lot of media people don't understand that that's got a double entendre.
It's not just religious people.
It's like Christian fascist griper types.
Right.
But, I mean, I know the ADL sucks for a lot of reasons, but them having a database where you can see the litany of anti-Semitic tropes and catchphrases and stuff.
Like, the fact that you can go to their website and understand what 1488 means.
That you can see all these different things.
Because neo-Nazis have created literally their own language of bizarre numbers and words and phrases that all are hinting at anti-Semitism.
Like, what percent of Americans would have any idea what 109, 110 means?
Like, 1%?
0.5%?
You basically have to be a fucking Nazi or a Nazi monitor to know what that means.
cheerfully shout out to their audience.
As I literally bang the table every fucking day about this, Trump is not doing this to Bigfoot hunters.
He's not doing this to a bunch of dumb idiots who are just wacky flat earthers who are like, oh, I've got this piece of equipment that's going to prove the Earth's flat.
The Earth is round, you moron.
Oh, this one's malfunctioning.
Oh, man, I'm going to have to fix it because it says it's round.
No, these people...
That's the payoff.
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton swaying from a scaffold at Guantanamo.
It is, as the OG bloodthirsty psychopath of QAnon said, Joe M, feet dangling in the damp Cuban twilight.
That's what these people are all about.
They're all about just bloodlust.
It's all about this just sick need to kill all their enemies.
Everything they say before the part where they get to, we need to kill these people.
That's all just boilerplate.
That's all just window dressing to the big payoff, which is I want murders.
I want people to die and it's And it's really sick to have the president of the United States promoting that worldview.
Yeah, you know, I think we've talked about this like 100,000 times, but my frustration too with like the media explanation, kind of like brief explanation of what QAnon is, is they basically lean into the...
And it's like, no.
That's like a small component of a greater Day of the Rope style fantasy that QAnon holds as their fascist utopia endgame.
We're all dead in that scenario.
Yes.
That's bad.
That's literally, this is literally what, like, this was the fucking press conference that Trump had where the fucking reporter's like, is it true that you're fighting a bunch of satanic pedophiles?
And Trump's just like, I'm fighting pedophiles.
That's probably a good thing.
I hate the pedophiles.
And it's just, it's like, no.
What QAnon is, as you just said, it's the day of the rope.
Trump ends the American Republic, kills all of his enemies, and establishes a Christian fascist dictatorship in America.
And that's what all these people want.
Like, literally, today, and yesterday, everyone was fucking coming all over themselves, over the Trump, everything can stop what is coming.
Like, post.
Today, everyone's fucking pissing and shitting themselves.
It's bodily fluid that week on Hello World.
About the fact that the judges blocked his tariffs.
And they're just like, well, we just need to abolish the courts at this point.
Trump just needs to be able to do what he can do.
And if the courts are standing in his way, then guess what?
Court's gotta go.
And it's like, oh, so in order to save the American Republic, we have to destroy the American Republic?
That doesn't sound great.
That sounds actually fucking terrible.
I highly recommend not destroying the American Republic.
So yeah, it's magical.
It's truly magical that we're here in this moment and that our media doesn't accept or acknowledge what the moment is.
And on top of that, in probably like three weeks, some major publication is going to come up with an article going, whatever happened to QAnon?
The crazy conspiracy theory that was galvanizing during COVID has mysteriously melted away.
It's like, no, it hasn't.
It's still fucking there.
Trump's still fucking fanning those flames.
That movement hasn't gone anywhere, you pricks.
And they're like, oh, QAnon, that dead movement.
Oh, it's gone.
It's not.
It's like, goddammit.
I know you pricks, like, break Travis View and Mike Rothschild out of their cage once a year to talk about this shit.
Then you throw them back into the attic to feed them fish heads.
But it's like, no.
Like, this is a serious thing.
And I know Ben Collins and Jared Holt and these folks can maybe sneak on the TV once every three months to say a word or two, and then you just, like, again, stuff them back in the attic.
Your beloved president, the guy that you fought tooth and nail to put into power, that guy won't stop promoting QAnon.
He is the one that is the problem here.
And until you call him out for that, he's never going to stop doing it.
And again, promoting QAnon is bad.
There's no both sides on this issue.
There's no, you know, maybe QAnon has a point.
You remember all those fucking cutesy articles that came out after Epstein killed himself?
Where they were like, QAnon, maybe not so crazy!
Maybe they're right on this Epstein thing, huh guys?
Maybe QAnon's got a point.
He's like, fuck you, no they don't.
And Epstein did kill himself.
shut up.
I mean, it was just like, it's funny that, uh, And they're like, those two are on the chopping block now.
We should do a mini-episode following that commentary.
But yeah.
Hi, Eric.
Eric was gone for a minute.
And now he's back, everybody.
Hayley loves throwing co-hosts under the bus if they have to dip out for something.
You're just absolutely ruthless.
No pause can go unremarked upon.
He has a family.
He's a busy family man.
You know, listeners, we're actually doing a much more lighthearted episode than this opening has indicated.
Also, we should read that Chansley thing at some point.
That's right, I forgot about that.
Speaking of QAnon.
Chansley, just real quick.
The QAnon shaman, for those not in the know.
The QAnon shaman, unfortunately, lives in Arizona and is somewhat of a...
Even though he's very manic and hard to follow on a good day.
And first of all, he's been getting called out way more because he's not leaning into the anti-Semitism as much as some of the other commentators and has just been getting absolutely dogpiled on that he's not naming the Jew enough.
And he was just like, okay, I'll do it.
And has been going on.
He's been gay posting.
I was like, wow, gay posting is back.
Like, with the parentheses.
Yeah.
And he's just been, like, fully on one and then, like, did this incredible rant at Charlie Kirk that we might read at the end of this, but we're doing clones.
Yeah, clones, body doubles, just the idea that a person was a person and then someone else took over their personhood for whatever reason.
And kicking all this fun and frivolity off is one of the OG replacement theories, which was Avril Lavigne, as told to us by Hayley.
Oh, okay.
So this was actually...
We're doing celebrity clones more specifically.
I just needed a fucking break.
We just needed a break.
We did the Sandy Hook.
We've done 9-11.
It's just like, give us a break.
Let's do celebrity clones.
And I can't think of anyone that's more goofy to create a clone theory about than Avril Lavigne because I was a bit confused.
Why?
Anybody would go to the effort to clone Avril Lavigne as if she's, like, needed in the music industry, as if this was, like, a voice that needed to be cloned.
And this conspiracy, like, did originate around, like, 2011 from a Brazilian blog called Avril Esta Morta.
So she's dead.
Avril is dead.
So I was translating, like, shit from Portuguese for this because the blog is still up.
And it was kind of this, like, like, the theory goes back to essentially she was cloned, like, in 2003.
So like early in her career.
And listeners, I will embarrassingly admit that I had this album and listened to it because I was 10 years old at the time.
And I feel like that's kind of the market of Avril Lavigne music.
She's punk for 10 year olds, like pop punk for children.
Not to diss the Apple fans.
If it makes you feel any better, Yeah, that makes me feel good.
Yeah, we all have our music shame.
I will never forget I had this guy.
He was my terrible DM in one of the Dungeons& Dragons campaigns I played back in those ancient times.
And that guy, he would drive me and another one of the players.
From the camp, he would drive us to his house, and literally every time we were driving to his place, he was blaring Marilyn Manson.
And it's like, yeah, of course you are, buddy.
How could you not be?
And then, like, the session ended.
I really didn't have anything in common with that guy beyond that, so I lost touch with him.
I ran into him.
A couple years later, he came by my work, and we talked, and he walks in, so I can only see that he's wearing a jacket.
And we talk, and then he's like, hey man, we'll catch you later.
And then he turns and walks away from me.
And then I can see the back of his jacket.
And the back of his jacket says, Limp Bizkit.
And I'm just like...
You are whatever's on MTV.
I'm fucking buying it.
I'm in.
You are just that trendy dude that everyone claims to hate, but they all got the Marilyn Manson CDs.
They all got the Limp Bizkit jackets.
We're all guilty.
you're just wearing it on your sleeve more than others my goodness that's There is, like, there is, like, just, there's, I don't know.
I don't know if Avril is considered cringe music, but it feels cringe to me.
I know what she was, like, at the time, because I remember a friend of mine telling me this story about some drummer, like Travis Barker or someone like that, who, for a while, he would just, like, any time...
He'll be like, okay, just come over and do some drums.
And then, like, one day he keeps hearing from people saying, oh, man, I love that song you did for Avril Lavigne.
He's like, I didn't fucking do anything for Avril Lavigne.
And so he goes to the record store.
He finds her album because this is, you know, pre-find-anything-on-the-internet-in-a-second days.
He flips through the insert and sure enough, there's his name listed as a drums in one track.
And he's like, after that, I made sure to ask what I was doing drums for every single time I got called in.
He's like, I will not work with Avril Lavigne, but I will marry a Kardashian.
I have standards, goddammit.
I have standards.
I may be wrong on who the drummer is, but that was the first famous drummer of that time period that I could think of.
Oh yeah, he was everywhere at that time.
Completely believe that.
But yeah, so essentially, so this kind of seems to stem from fandom culture.
Like, she's 17 when she makes the, like, Let's Go album.
And it releases when she's 18. And then this conspiracy basically starts by the time she's 20. Because it's like, it doesn't look like her.
It doesn't sound like her.
She's not dressing the same way that she used to.
And it's like, yeah, she's not like a child.
That's usually how it goes.
And the record label is probably not telling her how to dress anymore.
I feel like her being kind of popular to me as a 10-year-old, it's like, yeah, by the time I was 13, what I was into at 10 is now cringe.
Things move on.
She's kind of adapted with, I feel like, the young, hot topic-y, young girl into pop-y, they call it punk.
I will debate that.
Music.
And, like, yeah, she currently, like, even kind of, like, does that aesthetic.
It's just, like, more toned down and, like, more of her age.
And she followed, like, trends.
Because she did kind of, like, you know, essentially she gets Lyme disease.
So she's out of the public eye for a while, which also kind of fueled the conspiracy.
And there's all these people that claim, like, no, we saw photos of her out.
And it's like, there's no real concrete photos of her being out when she was, like, sick with Lyme disease.
But, like, this is all in this, like, long blog post.
They're, like, they're claiming that she killed herself and was replaced by a woman named, like, Melissa...
uh let's see what is the full name melissa vandella who it's essentially claimed that uh
I don't think there's proof this woman ever existed.
This is where the conspiracy comes from.
And then they say she slowly started to adapt Avril's mannerisms more.
And just knew everything about Avril.
And then when Avril committed suicide, she fully took over.
The record label was like, what are we going to do?
We don't have Avril Lavigne, the voice of a fucking generation.
And we're like, we must clone her or use this body double.
So it's like, there's clone conspiracies, there's body double conspiracies.
It's a bit of mixture of both.
And this blog points to songs where it's like...
It's like, they're, like, baking the lyrics.
I literally was thinking baking.
Yeah, exactly.
You gotta bake the lyrics.
And you just made me, when you were talking about this, you made me think of, because it has a lot of parallels with this Robert Heinlein book called Double Star, where this actor is hired to play the part of a politician.
Because he got kidnapped right before he was supposed to do this major ceremony with the Martians.
And because of the complexities of Martian society, they will literally accept no excuse for him not showing up.
And even being kidnapped is an acceptable reason.
And so if this guy doesn't go there, it's going to ruin everything like the Martians might even have to kill him over it.
So this guy...
And then eventually, the politician gets rescued, but he's so badly hurt that the guy has to keep playing him in public while he heals up.
And then, of course, he doesn't heal, he dies.
And the actor, by this point, completely takes over to the point that the last chapter is written 20 years later, and the guy's looking back on his life.
And he's trying to remember where his previous life ended and this new life began.
Because he's been playing this part for 20 years and it basically is him at this point.
That's so funny.
It's funny too, like, that her songs are getting baked because it's like, oh, she mentions death here and like bleeding hearts and like all this like.
It's just like, yeah, that's the music that she makes.
But the blog basically suggests that Melissa feels guilty for participating in the charade, so she puts the subliminal messaging into the songs.
Oh, yeah.
They should have just done the whole fucking, uh, like, uh, Illuminati.
They gotta tell you the truth.
They gotta tell you that Avril's dead.
Otherwise, they violate intergalactic contract law and all that good stuff.
I mean, there's always an excuse for why the bad guys have to admit their crimes.
They can never just crime without acknowledging their crimes.
It was, like, Brazilian, like, pop culture fandom conspiracy that kind of, like, brewed over there for a few years before kind of making the jump in popularity in America.
It got mentioned, the theory finally got mentioned on an American website in 2015 on BuzzFeed.
And a BuzzFeed writer...
Like, I think most people that say it are kind of, like, mostly joking, but there does seem to be this, like, little aspect of, like, weird fan culture that was promoting it.
The original blogger claims the Avril is dead blogger, the Brazilian blogger.
Claims that they fabricated the blog as a social experiment to show how conspiracy theories can spread.
I don't know how much I buy that.
I don't know.
Maybe it was.
I don't know.
But Avril's been asked about this multiple times, which I find really funny.
And the first time she got asked about it was actually on Brazilian TV.
She was on tour.
And got asked by a Brazilian television host.
And she's been asked about it several times, including last year on Call Her Daddy.
So it's like something she has to talk about regularly, which is so funny.
But yeah, that's generally the Avril conspiracy.
And also there is an Avril Lavigne replacement conspiracy Wikipedia, but it's in Portuguese because again, this is kind of more of like a, And isn't Everleving Canadian anyway?
She is Canadian.
And she married Chad Kroger of that fucking terrible band Nickelback, which kind of fed into the conspiracy because fans were like, And I just thought that was funny that, like, Nickelback is so cringe that even Avril fans were like, no, there's no way our princess would ever do that.
But, yeah.
So, that's the Avril conspiracy.
I thought it was kind of funny.
I, you know, hey, she was a skater boy.
No, I've got to say, the fact that you brought that up, I've always found Skater Boy to be the most unfair song ever.
Because the song is about Avril basically being a really big bitch to this girl who was kind of into this guy.
Guy was kind of into her, but, you know, things are tough.
Lady's got an image to maintain.
This guy's a bit too much of a punk for her, so they never get together.
But now he's going to start slamming on his guitar.
Right.
Now, then the guy becomes like, but this is the thing is that he's...
He's a rock star.
And that's where Avril meets up with him, and then she starts banging him.
And she has this whole thing where she's just like, I saw how fucking awesome he was, unlike you, you dumb bitch!
And it's like, yo, Avril, when she knew this guy, he was a nobody.
When you ran into him, he was a millionaire.
It wasn't hard for you to figure out that he was a winner and you could get with him at that point.
Like, this is a different stage in both your lives.
So, no, I'm not giving you any credit for, like, figuring out that Skater Boy was awesome, Averill, because he was loaded.
He was loaded.
You were a pop princess.
He was a guitar shredding genius.
Like, yeah, of course, like, famous people meet up and fuck.
That ain't nothing new.
So, yeah, I'm sorry Ballerina Girl didn't get with your guy back in the day and he's still buttered over it.
Both of you!
Both of you!
Can't you just be rich, successful, and beautiful and having sex together and just get over yourselves?
You really have to write a song about his not-ex?
And be like, yeah, bitch!
I didn't get with you, but I'm okay with it because now I'm with Averill and now she's going to tell you how much you suck!
Yeah!
Dude, just take your win and be graceful about it.
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
That's funny, because all that, too, reminds me of the CeeLo Green video for Fuck You, where the whole thing is, he's this nerdy guy who likes this cute girl, and she's all, you know, pissing all over him.
And then in the end, he's rich, he's got ladies, and she's all like, oh man, I should have got with him.
And he's like, yeah, fuck you.
And fuck him, too.
Yeah, it's like, dude.
Like, yeah, now you're successful.
People want to get with you.
Tough.
That's life.
I'm sorry.
Like, like, like CeeLo, if you ever learned what consent meant, which you didn't, I don't know.
I don't know if a society has canceled CeeLo hard enough for that.
Yeah, I have not heard one thing from him since then.
We buried him.
Politically.
Yeah.
It's like, yo, CeeLo, if you were still a loud and polite society and you got on the Ozempic and lost 50 pounds and more chicks were hitting on you now because you were svelte, would you be mad at them?
Would you be like, hey, bitch!
Like, no way!
I can't get with you!
You didn't like me when I was chunky!
It's like, no, that's just how this works.
When you become more attractive, you have more options.
That's life, buddy.
Get over yourself.
I mean, like, that's how this works.
That's why Avril and Skaterboy are together, because he's a millionaire.
So, yeah.
This isn't really tricky to figure out.
You don't need to write a song about the poor single mom who didn't bang your current boyfriend back in the day.
So, get over yourselves.
Stacy's mom.
Oh, Stacey, yeah.
There are some...
At least Stacy's mom is just very self-aware how weird and creepy it is, and I appreciate that.
Altiboks.
Bedrift.
Yeah, Torstein, kanskje du kan break the news?
Altså, Simon, du og jeg hadde jo et ledemøte, og der sa jo du noe smart.
Ja, det var jo kommet litt et spareforslag fra deg, Torstein.
Ja, at du sa at det var noen bekymring om at frukten var blitt så dyrt.
Jeg hørte at det hadde gått opp med 15 prosent.
It was you who said it.
Får vi ikke mer frukt?
Oi, det...
Nei, men da har Lise bestemt da at frukten forsvinner.
Hæ?
Dessverre.
Dessverre.
Redd frukten.
Bytt til oisbedrift.
Bedriftsabonnementet som gir dere mer for pengene.
This is a fun episode.
We're talking.
I was like, Stacy's mom kind of dipped into a double standard too.
Cause it's like, okay, a guy can write a song about being, you know, hot for an older woman, but, but, you know, if, uh, if, if it was flipped around then with, with a young girl and an older guy, I'd be like, Oh, this, that guy's obviously a pedophile.
Who's grooming that girl.
Yeah, that girl can't do that.
Like, that's unacceptable.
Like, there was...
And people were like, oh, my stars!
an underage.
It's like, a, you pederists don't care about this anyways.
And B like, And plus, isn't she English?
I don't think so.
She might be.
Somehow I got the impression she was English.
But anyway, but it's not like she wrote four letters in seashells.
I mean, come on, guys.
Oh, no.
Oh, four numbers.
Four numbers in seashells, sir.
Four numbers.
Four terrifying numbers.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
So, do you want to go next, Eric, or do you want me to tell my dumb story?
Stephanie's not here, and I just saw this fact about Avril Lavigne that I feel like is dedicated to Stephanie.
Okay.
Avril Lavigne was featured in the 2000 game The Sims Superstar as a non-playable celebrity.
Boom!
I knew exactly what you were going to say as soon as you brought up Stephanie.
This is going to be a Sims tie-in.
This is 100% going to be a Sims tie-in.
I did not see it coming, so you caught me by surprise.
Mike, you are just, like, too smart.
Check out the big brain on breath.
I think I would like to go next, because I saw a few things in there in mind that Hayley was talking about.
Avril Lavigne, I saw some connections there.
Okay.
Hit it!
Because they're both music acts.
This one, I heard about this one from my mom first, because she's a fan of his.
But this is Paul McCartney, supposedly died in 1966 in a car crash.
And basically, John Lennon and people have been hinting at this ever since.
So, funny thing is, this got started in this small town.
I think it was a college newspaper in America where somebody had this theory that Paul McCartney died in a car crash and was replaced by a guy named William Campbell.
And I think it's so weird that they always have names for exactly who impersonated this guy.
Because I noticed that with the Avril thing, too.
They had a specific named person and everything.
And so a lot of this comes in where there was the whole...
survived it.
Or did he?
Yeah, there's all these things, like, I think it's in the Sgt. Pepper album, he's wearing a, he's wearing an armband.
That they said had OPD on it, which they decided stood for Officially Pronounced Dead, which I guess is a thing.
I mean, I've heard of DOA, but I've never heard of OPD before.
It's so funny.
Just make shit up.
Life's better.
And the armband actually has OPP on it.
Which stands for Ontario Provincial Police.
Other people's pussy?
No, see, I did not want to go there.
I just love the fact that you did that, then Eric was like, God damn it, Haley, get your mind out of the gutter.
You trollop!
You went to OPP?
Yeah, you know me.
Well, um, Just all this other stuff.
Like, apparently there was a song that mentioned a car crash.
So, obviously, that was a reference to Paul McCartney.
You know?
Paul McCartney had a song where he mentions Wednesday morning at 5 o 'clock, which supposedly is when the car crash happened, so I guess he predicted his own death on top of it all.
He's like, guys, just so you know, I'm going to die on Wednesday morning at 5 o 'clock.
And I'm going to do nothing about it, even though I know it's going to happen.
Baking the lyrics of Beatles songs is so funny, too, because it's like they have over 200 songs.
You can make anything up.
Well, yeah, and people have done that.
Because as this one article I saw mentioned, this was the height of drug culture.
So you've got all these guys sitting around on acid listening to the Beatles and being like, yo, dude.
What if he's actually talking about this here?
What if we play The Wizard of Oz exactly to this album?
Oh, right.
It's to Dark Side of the Moon from Pink Floyd.
And Pink Floyd has been like, no.
But I'm trying to look up more stuff.
Okay, so on the cover art of Sgt. Pepper's, there is a reef in the shape of a bass that was thought to signify Paul's funeral.
I guess I'd have to see the picture because I have no fucking idea what they're talking about in this.
Yeah, I'm looking at the album cover and I'm not sure what they're talking about at all.
Sergeant Pepper, I don't see anything in here that makes me think funeral.
I mean, there's a lot of dead people on the cover, but...
Like, I see Edgar Allan Poe in the background there, and I think that's W.C. Fields.
I'm not actually a Beatles fan, so I've never looked that carefully at the album cover until right now.
I see, like, on the Wikipedia, like, implying that the flower arrangement is like a grave, which is like, that's kind of a stretch.
Yeah, I guess.
I guess.
I mean, oh, here we go.
I see the reef now.
It's actually, I'm sorry, I said bass because my mind went to fish, but I see there is some flowers that look like a bass guitar, which, of course, is what Paul played.
And I discovered that last week.
I thought he was the guitar player all this time until my mom informed me when I was talking about the Paul is Dead thing that, no, he was the bass player.
We got a real Beatles fan on our hands.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
I heard about all this Paul is Dead stuff from my mother, and so I figured I know a little bit about it, so I'll go into it a bit.
No, no.
I'm not a fan of the Beatles either.
I'm not.
I know basically nothing about the Beatles, so all of this is revelatory to me.
And I have friends who are Beatles fans who are like, how could you not be a Beatles fan?
I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm just not.
They're just not that great.
They're just not that great.
I mean, I respect...
I understand that they were a huge influence on music to this day, and I respect that, and I can...
It's just not my cup of tea, is all.
Also, I think John Lennon was kind of like a dick.
He was like a big fucking dick.
Oh yeah, he beat his wife.
He did all that good stuff.
Yeah, that's why I said at the beginning that my mom is a Paul McCartney fan, because she was never actually into the Beatles that much.
She never liked John Lennon all that much, but she always liked Paul McCartney.
Like, she was more into his solo career than his Beatles career.
Marge Simpson loved Ringo Starr.
You remember when Ringo Starr was a character on The Simpsons?
I must have missed that episode.
It's like an early one, because she's like an artist.
She had all these paintings that she painted of Ringo Starr because she was obsessed with him as like a teenager.
And that's when she, I think it's the episode where she paints Mr. Burns nude.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I've seen that one, but I saw it when it first came out 30 years ago.
Yeah.
Anyways, classic Simpsons character Ringo Starr.
All right, that was back when the Simpsons would have a guest star on for like two lines of dialogue.
Wait a second.
Also, your mom liked Paul McCartney?
Yeah.
Wasn't he the reason that Lisa became a vegetarian?
Yeah, that's right.
I remember that.
Well, she already was a vegetarian, but Paul McCartney said that he would only be on the show if it stayed that way.
Oh, okay.
If she didn't go back to eating meat after his episode was done.
He wanted to have an actual impact on the characters forever.
Right.
Well, I don't think he knew that the show would still be going on 35 years later.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lisa being a vegetarian, though, totally makes sense for her character, so it's a good decision in life.
Well, I don't think she had all that flower girl kind of stuff going on in the beginning.
I think that kind of got added on in time, and I think the vegetarianism was one of the things that led to her character being developed that way.
Good.
Oh, but I do remember, because you were talking about Avril Lavigne being asked all the time, the only time I can ever remember seeing Paul McCartney being asked about the dead thing was on Saturday Night Live when Chris Farley, he had this recurring skit he would do called The Chris Farley Show where he would totally bomb interviews and constantly apologize for how bad he was doing and the celebrity he was interviewing would be like, no, no, no, no, you're doing great.
And so there was one part where Chris Riley's like, okay, so Paul.
Remember that whole Paul is dead thing where supposedly if you listen to the album, you can hear John saying that Paul's dead and everything.
Paul's like, yeah, I remember that.
So he's like, that was a hoax, right?
Oh, yeah, I wasn't really dead.
Yeah.
Are you alive?
Are you who you say you are?
That just triggered my memory.
So, yeah, apparently, so, one of the songs in, you can hear Lennon in the background, and they say he's saying, I buried Paul.
But then like when somebody asked him about it later, he said what he was actually saying was cranberry sauce.
I mean, since this is Paul McCartney and this is the 60s, he was probably high off his ass at the time.
And just, he was fixated on cranberry sauce at the moment.
Literally, because, like, I remember I had, like, a substitute teacher that, like, every time she showed up, she would just play Beatles songs, and I was like, there's some weird fucking shit in this.
You know?
Yeah, I would believe it.
Yeah.
A lot of drugs going on there.
Yeah.
Alright.
Well, I think that's everything I had about Paul McCartney, if you want to move on to Warrior.
Oh, yeah.
we're all about.
We're all about my boy, the warrior.
I mean, this is, like, Gotta keep the Beatles going.
Whereas, as Hayley repeatedly stated, Avril Ravine, it's like, really?
Avril?
She was irreplaceable.
So this is going to sound like crazy to people who follow the professional wrestling nowadays and all, but...
because Hulk was getting up there in years.
I forget if this was...
But the idea of having an older dude who was just like three bills and obviously righted to the hilt was something that they wanted to try to take a step away from.
And while Hogan still was very popular, or as the kids in wrestling would say, over, they needed fresh blood.
And so at this point, Vince is looking for...
So Vince is looking for anyone he can bring in to be the new top dog of WWF and to fix things up.
And Hogan's match at WrestleMania 8 against Sid Justice, good old Sid had a lot of dumb last names or name changes.
But Sid was...
Spoiler alert, he ends up wrestling for like a decade later, NWO, Hollywood Hogan, all the rest of it, then gets outed as a massive racist, and every time he shows up at any wrestling event, he's booed out of the building because nobody likes him anymore.
Bad look for old Hulk.
The point is, is that at the end of his match, and there are a lot of people out there who have conspiracy theories about the finish of this match.
Because it's a very weird ending to a match, and it's a very weird ending to WrestleMania.
Wrestlemania is the biggest show of the year.
And usually the big match at the end of Wrestlemania, the good guy vanquishes the bad guy and everybody goes home happy.
But here, Hogan does his whole finishing sequence.
You have to run a long way to get to the ring.
And Papa Shango, a very famous WWE mid-carder, is slowly rumbling towards the ring.
and he was supposed to break up the pin on Sid.
And there was some talk that...
But Sid was like, fuck you, buddy.
Kicked out of Hogan's leg drop that nobody ever kicked out of, because Sid was like, we're doing a DQ, so screw you.
And then Shango gets in the ring, starts roughing up Hogan.
Hogan's getting beaten up by shit in Papa Shango and people are like, oh no!
Our hero's getting beaten up in his final match!
This is terrible!
And then, lo and behold, the ultimate warrior returns from his exile and rushes the ring and cleans out the bad guys and saves the day.
And people look at the warrior and he's not nearly as roided up as he was in his previous run.
And his hair's a lot different.
And people are thinking to themselves, Is this really the ultimate warrior?
Or did they just grab somebody, put the warrior face paint on him, and give him the warrior music and run him out there?
And on top of this, WCW had created a knockoff warrior called the Renegade.
And the Renegade was a not very good wrestler, but he aped the warrior's gimmick completely.
Renegade ended up flaming out of the business and ended up committing suicide.
It went really dark for Renegade.
That might be a dark side of the ring in the future.
Or maybe it already happened.
So you had Ultimate Warrior not looking like Warrior in his big return.
You had another person playing Warrior in another company doing everything but using his name.
So there was just a lot of ways for people to look at the situation and be like, hey, wait a minute.
Is the warrior the warrior or are there two of them?
And allegedly, like, one of the old, like, Mean Gene hotlines, you could call up and ask them what's going on.
Apparently, like, one of those hotline rumors was, like, fake Ultimate Warrior as well.
So they were trying to, like, make people believe this kind of stuff.
WWE has always come out that there was only one Ultimate Warrior.
It was Jim Helwig, who was a total nut, who then legally changed his name to Warrior.
And that guy was like not a great person.
What the fuck?
I'm looking at Wikipedia and it just said that...
Uh, chat, chat GPT is like ruining everything.
Cause like my fucking, uh, top line here and said, Heidenreich was a guy that came out like a decade, or maybe even two decades after The Warrior.
James Hellwig was his birth name.
So yeah, I mean, Jesus, man.
Fuck you, Google, and your AI bullshit.
Just melting the world down.
Yes, Hayley?
Terrible.
It's literally fucking terrible.
Brock is getting worse somehow.
All the AIs are just like spewing.
The worst information I've ever received.
And it's in Google.
Google's worthless.
It's like such a terrible search now.
Well, I mean, as long as you look up Ultimate Warrior and it doesn't tell you about white genocide, I think we're still doing okay.
Oh, yeah!
Yes!
Oh, God.
So, in reality, basically what happened was Warrior did come back, but he flamed out just as he did in his first run.
They ended up getting rid of him.
Many years later, he did a cup of coffee in WCW and let Hogan beat him for Hogan to finally get his job back from the Warrior.
And then the Warrior became like a right-wing dipshit.
And then after his right-wing dipshititude, he had a sort of like come-to-Jesus moment where he tried to like get right with everybody.
He and the WWE mended fences.
They created the Warrior Award for him, for people that have overcome adversity and stuff like that.
That award has been pretty tarnished by the fact that Warrior is, again, a scumbag.
Basically, Warrior did a promo.
On TV.
He was like, everybody, I'm the warrior.
I'm like, warrior-ing it up.
And I fought the good fight.
I did all that kind of stuff.
And then three days after, he showed up on Raw and died very shortly thereafter.
Yeah, Warrior died on April 8th.
He'd been inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame on April 5th and appeared on WrestleMania and Raw on April 6th.
Yeah, he died 24 hours, almost like 24 hours less than his final appearance where he showed up on Raw.
And his body was like, okay, you got to do your goodbye speech.
Now we're going to kill you.
Yeah, I actually looked up a little bit of this before you joined in.
And I think I saw some people were trying to bake the fact that he died the day after his appearance and everything.
We know that many of the IT-svokers are trying to do when the net is affected.
They kryper under the pulver, napper in the lead and wait for it to be green.
And so they are hearing from colleagues.
To you will we just say something.
Beklager.
With fibernet from Altebox will there be fewer problems to fix.
And less hearing from Altebox will be able to fix it.
On net, Alte.
Altebox.
Bedrift.
You know that when I'm going to get to the office, I'm going to...
Han ville bedriften bevaret, og måtte finne penger å spare.
Med kuttet ut ark for å skrive på bark.
Nå kan han behalde alle karer.
Og damer.
Vi kan ikke skrive ut årsrapporter på bark.
Martin?
Nei, men, kanskje ikke bark da, men vi må i hvert fall finne noen penger å spare.
Redd papiret.
Bytt til ICE-bedrift.
Bedriftsabonnementet som gir dere mer for pengene.
I slip a head.
Oh, yeah.
He died in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Yes, he did.
He's throwing up the Illuminati sign for us all.
She's baking.
She's cooking.
and Yeah.
So yeah, the Warrior really died then.
Did not die earlier due to steroids.
Was not a great wrestler.
Andre the Giant famously hated him.
The Warrior's like the opposite.
There's like no one who said a good word to say about Warrior.
Everyone's like, that piece of shit.
Didn't know how to wrestle.
Really didn't know how to talk.
Just got really over for a really short period of time.
No one could trust him.
Like, yeah, it's just pretty incredible.
It's pretty incredible how that guy flamed out as hard as he did.
But, um...
And speaking of lighthearted celebrity death impersonations, the other person I remember looking up and seeing about this was Kim Jong-un, the dictator of South Korea, and how he vanished for a while, and people thought he was dead, and then he came back, and people were baking his teeth.
They were looking at his teeth and being like, Either this guy's had massive dental work or this ain't him.
His lower teeth are completely different than what he was before.
And the conspiracy theory was that his sister was, like, basically his designate and that – Kim Yo-jong is, I guess, his sister.
The little princess, they call her.
Yes, the little princess.
Kim Yo-jong, a North Korean politician and diplomat and sister of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un.
She's like his right hand.
Woman, I guess.
Right, exactly.
And the idea was basically that Kim Jong-un died, and it was very obvious that she's the one that's going to keep the dynasty and the family, but she's a woman.
So the people would freak out at being led by a woman.
So they just got an actor to play Kim Jong-un, and the actor is pretending to still be the leader while his sister actually runs North Korea.
Which, I'm not even sure how much that would make sense, because, I mean, I saw, like, a little mini-documentary about Kim Jong-un not so long ago, and the way they were talking about it seemed like his sister actually was a serious contender to take over for Kim Jong-il, so I wonder how true that actually is about the misogyny angle.
Yeah.
Because, I mean, I can't...
Although I can't think of any other way why they would even bother because, I mean, his...
Yeah.
Biden gets the clone thing.
He was getting clone conspiracies.
Yeah, I've heard two different actors listed.
Some people say that James Woods was playing Joe Biden while he was in office, and other people were saying...
Double agent?
Well, no, it was that the idea was that this is the whole shadow presidency thing, that Biden's dead.
Trump is really president, but we can't let, but people wouldn't be able to handle that.
So James Woods being the uber patriot he is stepped in to fill the shoes of old sleepy Joe.
The other person I heard mentioned is Jim Carrey.
And the only reason I can think of for that is because he played Joe Biden on Saturday Night Live, which is.
I mean, he was funny.
It was funny, but it didn't strike me as Joe Biden at all.
He didn't seem to have any of his personality or his mannerisms down at all.
It was basically just another excuse for Jim Carrey to wear a latex mask and say silly stuff with a weird voice.
Yeah, he just wanted to do Fire Marshal Bob in a different...
Right.
I saw that, like, I was looking at, like, other celebs that have had, like, clone conspiracies.
And they're, like, not as in-depth as the Avril or Paul McCartney stuff.
But, like, there's a mixture of...
It's either like she's a clone of Xena LaVey or it is like I don't know.
Anton LaVey, the black pope guy?
He's the Church of Satan.
Yeah.
Yeah, he called himself like the Black Pope or the Dark Pope or something like that.
But, and then also Britney Spears seems to get it a little bit.
I've seen some recent ones kind of alluding to Kanye being a clone.
I think that's people's brains breaking, though, just not accepting what Kanye is.
I've seen a lot of people say Hillary Clinton, you know, that she was hanged in Gitmo and then they got like a clone.
Or an actor, body double, playing her in public because, you know, America's little heart would be shattered if they found out that their sweetheart, Hillary Clinton, was dead.
We gotta keep her alive forever.
Right.
Like that's, that, that is the thing that always gets me about QAnon and these conspiracy theories is that in their world,
But at the same time, Hillary Clinton is so universally beloved by the populace that America would burn to the ground if she were to be indicted for her crimes, of which we have overwhelming evidence of to prove that she did them.
We have the video of her wearing the child's face that she flayed off that child.
Seriously, QAnon, tell me who's more popular, Trump or Hillary?
Because it seems like you think they're both 100% popular.
That literally everyone in America loves both of them.
Classically, everybody in America loves both Trump and Hillary.
Exactly.
Yeah, they're like polar opposites, you know?
Right, exactly.
Every American, if allowed to, would vote for Donald Trump to beat Hillary Clinton in an election.
But if Hillary Clinton were to be indicted for murder with stone-cold evidence proving that she did it, every American would take up a torch and burn the nearest government facility nearby them because they would demand Hillary's freedom because they love her so much.
There's no way she could be a serial killer.
So it's like, what are we doing?
And they blame us.
The normies are so blue-pilled, they just don't see it.
But you've just said the normies would override their blue-pill programming and vote for Trump if they were but allowed to.
So, like, can't we override our blue-pill programming and say that Hillary is a genocidal murderer?
I think we can.
I think we can plausibly accept Hillary going to get Mo to be executed for flaying that poor child's face off and drinking their adrenochrome filled blood.
And I can't, Hillary Clinton.
That's the thing, exactly!
What is this belief that anyone's going to go to the mat for Hilldog?
2016 was her moment in the sun.
It's been nine years now.
Hillary's time has passed.
I promise you, we can arrest Hillary and America won't burn.
What did you say?
I said when they finally reveal that Hillary and Avril are both dead, society's going to crumble.
Oh, oh, yeah.
We couldn't take it.
Our little normie brains just couldn't take it.
They just couldn't handle it.
Oh, I just love it.
And then there's that whole thing that you mentioned it before, and I've brought it up a whole lot, like on Twitter, is this whole idea that every celebrity who you think is alive is actually dead.
And every celebrity you think is dead is actually alive.
Yes.
Like those negative 48 people who said they met Michael Jackson at a nightclub in Dallas.
Right.
But apparently they're also completely the opposite of what everyone thinks they are because when Michael Jackson was alive everyone thought he was Jeffrey Epstein.
But now that he's dead suddenly he was just a misunderstood man-child.
Yep, who was going to blow the whistle on the deep state's human trafficking.
He was just about to.
Just about to.
He was literally hitting print when he got the axe.
Filming the documentary on human trafficking as they killed him.
Yeah.
He, Chris Cornell, and Chester Binnington were all executive producing the fucking documentary on human trafficking in Hollywood.
When the deep state broke in and executed them.
You just reminded me of this meme that I saw one time.
They had pictures of Chester Bennington, Chris Cornell, and one other guy.
I think I'm at Scott Weiland, I think.
And all three of them were holding a very similar-looking pug dog.
And then the last one was a picture of Johnny Depp holding a pug dog like that, too.
And the caption basically said, Watch out, Johnny!
That dog's after you!
Yes!
Mike, you mentioned the negative 48 people before we started and the clone stuff.
What were you going to talk about related to that?
Basically that.
Just the whole idea that there's this alternate reality where all the celebrities that you love that are currently popular have all been executed and have been replaced by clones or actors in hyper-realistic masks.
And all the celebrities who you mourn that are dead are actually alive.
And a lot of them are playing the current actors.
Like, part of Negative 48 was that, like, Eric brought up that they've said actors are playing these various people.
There was, like, talk that, like, Negative 48 was saying that, like, JFK was playing Trump.
Yeah, I remember that.
Old Jack Kennedy was just hanging out, being Trump, wearing the Trump suit.
You know, the young age of 106.
Yes, the spry, tender age of a book six.
You just made me think of something else.
I don't know if this has gotten a QAnon yet, but I just heard yesterday that Tom Hanks testified at Diddy's trial.
Have you heard about that at all?
No, I have not.
There are actual celebrities that testify, I believe, like Kid Cudi or someone.
Yeah, but I know because of the ginormous hate boner that QAnon has for Tom Hanks, and considering the nature of Diddy's crimes, I figured this is something that QAnon would be just all over.
I feel like we should cover the Diddy...
Did Tom Hanks testify in Diddy's trial?
Viral courtroom video claim debunked.
Wow.
Ah, it was okay.
Well, that's even more reason for QAnon to believe in it.
Yep.
if it's been debunked and that means that the cover approves that it's real.
I said that wrong, Black 11 is proof that it happened.
That's what I was trying to say.
YouTube channel Black is Best posted a video on May 28th claiming that Hanks testified at the trial.
The video was titled, One Minute To Go, Tom Hanks Testifies in Court on Day 11 of Diddy Trial.
The depiction claimed that Gasp filled the courtroom when Hanks took the stand.
However, Black is Best has a disclaimer in the description, which is noted, the video was fictional.
Disclaimer, the content is fictional, intended for entertainment purposes only.
You must be looking at the exact same article I am, because I'm reading that word for word, too.
yeah and they got like they got thumbnails of like Diddy and Hank's laying in bed together and Hank's has like a horrified look on his face and the rest of the video is like I love how much AI we've just stumbled upon in this episode just by scrolling the internet.
Yeah, just literally doing the research of just looking up stuff to make sure what you're saying is accurate.
I know.
You're now getting Google AI slop that's just not true.
I know.
We're getting to a point where we're not going to be able to believe anything unless we personally witness it with our own two eyeballs.
And even then, QAnon will be like, no, that was a latex mask.
I think that was my favorite thing that happened.
Yeah, it was around 2020.
It was right before COVID took off and then during COVID.
There was all that talk about deepfakes and how deepfakes were going to become this big problem for society to deal with.
And QAnon's immediate reaction was, this is all bullshit.
We're going to see real videos where these things are really happening, and these people are just going to lie about deepfakes to try to make us think that the Hillary face carving video isn't real.
And then, yeah, this was before Ginsburg died.
Ginsburg went to someone's funeral, and this QAnon...
And QAnon immediately started attacking this person and saying that they were full of shit, they were deep state, blah, blah, blah.
The photos were deep fakes.
And it was just, you guys were the ones who said that These deepfakes aren't real.
They don't exist.
They were a cover story for The Truth coming out.
And now you're immediately seeing something you don't like.
So you go, deepfake, deepfake, that's not real.
La, la, la.
I'm not listening.
Yeah, anyone who tries to disprove the conspiracy is in on it.
Yes, exactly.
Listeners, we need more lighthearted episodes, so we're not just...
like talking about how everything in the world is bad so if you have any ideas similar to It's getting to the point where I feel like I need a fifth of whiskey next to me when we start recording.
Yeah.
Just get me through this, Jack Daniels.
Oh, yeah.
I'm just kidding.
I don't drink Jack.
Jack is awful.
God.
So I think we've covered everything.
Are we good?
Yeah, I discussed what I wanted to discuss.
Yep, so let's do our little optimism thing.
What are you looking forward to next week?
Well, I'll start.
So this weekend I am going on a short trip with my family.
We're going to an undisclosed location because I don't want people looking for me.
But yeah, that's going to be a lot of fun.
I'm actually going to...
We're going to...
I just saw Haley light something on fire, and it totally distracted me.
Sorry, everybody.
I'm joking.
Yeah, and then I got a couple weeks before summer school starts, so I pretty much got nothing to do for a while, but paychecks are still coming in because I haven't gotten paid for the end of the semester yet, so that's nice.
These damn schools.
Okay, so Pothead Haley, what do you got going on?
Let's see, what do I got going on?
What's coming up this weekend, or in general, that seems exciting?
Not much.
I feel like I'm being bad by not having anything thought up in the brain chamber, but.
No, it wasn't!
My idea was to read the Chansley!
The Chansley post about Charlie Kirk.
Well, we can do that still.
But I'm probably going to organize a thing with my friends where we're all going to go out to dinner and it's just going to be a nice thing.
I still haven't planned it because everybody's like, you know, when you're in your 30s, everybody's like, I got kids, I got work, I got this and that.
So it's hard.
It's hard, but I'm going to do that, and it should be fun.
Also, we're trying to go dancing, which is something we've never done as a friend group, and it's like, where do you fucking dance?
Besides EDM.
Anyways, Mike, what are you looking forward to?
Well, I'm looking forward to my physical therapy on my shoulder, which hurts an incredible amount.
I saw the doctor today, and he basically gave me the 30-second lookover, and from his reaction, I did not tear my rotator cuff or anything bad, bad.
But I have freakishly loose joints.
Before I became a big fat boy, I could do all that stuff where you throw your legs over your head and stuff.
And so...
So it will be exciting to have a physical therapist look at my shoulders and then hopefully put me on a treatment path to where they stop hurting so much all the time, because pain sucks, and I do not appreciate it.
I'm also looking forward to the 24-hour fundraiser stream thing that we're doing for me, which I appreciate very much for everyone who's going to be involved in that.
And finally, because I just have a lot of good things on my plate apparently this week.
I think either tonight at midnight or tomorrow night at midnight or whenever they decide to release it will be the new album by Garbage that's coming out.
The first two songs have already been released.
I've listened to them.
They were fine.
I'm never going to be mad about that.
But it's kind of, like, I enjoy the songs that are more sort of, like, powerful and, like, just sort of, like, coming at you.
And this has been kind of more, like, ethereal and sort of, like, atmospheric, which is still, hey, they're making music.
I'm going to listen to it.
I can't complain.
But we'll see how the rest of the album is, and that'll be fun.
So, yeah, I just have, like, good friends.
Hopefully involving good music and diminished shoulder pain.
So yeah.
All that good stuff.
Wow.
Breaking news, everybody.
While we're at the end, the QAnon follower who threatened to kill Governor Katie Hobbs just got sentenced to three years.
I don't think I heard about that.
Yeah, there was just like a wave of threats against the governor during the audit.
You mean the fake governor?
The fake governor after the very real audit.
And yeah, this was one of the guys.
He's from Colorado.
His name is Teak Ty Brockbank, which sounds like a fake name, but that's how I'm ending this one, everybody.
That sounds like if you asked a random word generator to come up with a wrestling name.
Yes.
So, thanks everybody for listening.
Glad you could be here for this fun week of clones and body doubles and all that jibble jabble.
Thanks to DJ Minimal Effort for the music that I remixed.
Thanks to Frosty for the bump.
If you want to support this show, go to patreon.com slash pokerpolitics and give me money, or go to my GoFundMe, or listen to the fundraising stream, or link the fundraising stream when it happens.
Do stuff, because I'm not going to re-litigate all my whining and complaining about woe is me, but yeah.
While I have good things to look forward to, the past few weeks have been suboptimal.
I'll just put it at that.
And if you're tired of my bellyaching and crabappling, then go to love146.org and give them money to fight human trafficking, because that's a good thing that people should do.
Beyond all that, my brain is toast, so I'm signing off now.
Have a good one, everybody.
Good speed, patriots.
You know that when I'm going to take up some money on the office, I'm going to...
Henry Limriq.
Henry Limriq.
Enlimrik.
Han ville bedriften bevaret, og måtte finne penger å spare.
Med kuttet ut ark for å skrive på bark.
Nå kan han behalde alle karer.
Og dama.
Vi kan ikke skrive ut årsrapporter på bark, Martin.
Nei, men kanskje ikke bark da, men vi må i hvert fall finne noen penger å spare.
Redd papiret.
Bytt til AIS-bedrift.
Bedriftsabonnementet som gir dere mer for pengene.
AIS!
Vi vet at mange selvutnevnte IT-ansvarlige på jobben tråd til når nettet svikter.
Dere kryper under pulter, napper i ledningen, og venter på at det skal lyse grønt igjen.
Og så høster det anerkjennelse fra kollegaer.
Til dere vil vi bare si én ting.
Beklager.
Med Fibernet fra Altbox blir det færre problemer å fikse, og mindre anerkjennelse å høste.
På nett alltid.
Altibox.
Bedrift.
Jenside presenterer en boomert på jobben i 1955.
Poker!
Og en bommert på jobben i dag.
Åh!
Hjelp!
Med forsikring fra Jensidie er bedriften din i trygge hender.
Vi har alltid vært der ved små og store UL, og det skal vi fortsette med.
Tiden går.
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