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Feb. 2, 2025 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Aventures in HellwQrld Presents: Trump Struggle Session #1

The gang got together to complain about Trump running the country into the ground and we did it at what might be considered the highwater mark of the 2nd Trump term. Listen to how Not-Bad things were on Wednesday and imagine how much you wish we could go back to those days now! Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello everybody, I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hell World.
This week I am joined as always by Haley, a.k.a.
Chaley, a.k.a.
Arizona Rightwatch.
Hello, I think the Chaley thing is catching on because some people on my blue sky have been calling me Chaley.
So thank you, those people.
Yay!
I'm also joined by Eric, the Deep State Operative.
Hi.
I can't think of anything witty to say.
I love that you're slinking into Haley's old role on the three-man pod with Elle, where Elle would be like, hello, my beautiful babies!
And now, Haley, she's like, hey, how's it going?
Going great.
So yeah.
It's been a long day.
It's like 6 Eastern!
How can it be a long day?
It's been a long day, Mike.
You don't know my life.
But I know what time it is.
That's what I know.
You have to factor in a lot of energy.
Dad tired?
Yeah.
That's right.
And we're also joined by Stephanie, who's here, hiding in the corner, waiting for her to talk.
Hi.
Insert witty comment.
Yes.
You gotta be like Ellen, be like, wee wee, hello listeners!
I could try the transatlantic accent, but I'd have to go get them, boys!
We're not doing a theme this week, right?
Yeah, this is just literally Trump presidency struggle session volume one.
Just because I, the arrogant person that quarterbacks this podcast, was all ready to spend the week knee-deep in the JFK declassification files.
And apparently they were declassified, but the only thing I saw was Joanna Broderick, the lady who accused Bill Clinton of raping her and then just giving him a gigantic right-wing grifter.
She said something to the effect of, holy crap, this JFK thing is like 5 million pages.
Anyone got a TLDR? And no one got back to her with a TLDR. No one confirmed with her that Chuckie the typewriter actually, in fact, did it.
We just had an adorable little shark, like, steals Ariel from Eric.
They want the documents, but they want the cliff notes.
They're like, this is my life's passion, but I'm not going to read it.
Well, the thing is that the true excitement of the Kennedy assassination or what those documents would have disclosed has probably been lost on a lot of these people because for the last 25 or so years before now...
Pretty much everyone was like, oh shit, when those documents get declassified, boy howdy, is the CIA going to be in for a world of pain because all their lies are going to come crashing down.
And now that the murderers of JFK have transformed from the CIA to the Jews, there's a lot less pop on this declass.
Not a lot of people are going to think there's a declassified file that is, yo, Mossad let us know that they did it and we have to oblige because they run the world.
Signed, like, signed RFK who got the bad news that his brother was murdered by Mossad.
Or something, like, frown emoji, even though emojis didn't exist back then.
But, like, the big bad that they now blame for the Kennedy assassination...
Probably isn't going to be in those documents.
Those documents are mostly just going to be FBI and CIA fuck-ups in regards to Oswald, and that's it.
It's just going to be a bunch of shit where they were like, yeah, we saw Oswald and we thought he was kind of weird, but we didn't do anything about him.
Our bad.
Yeah.
Something people don't realize is that...
You know, the federal government is a bureaucracy, which means that they obsessively hang on to every single scrap they possibly can.
So, yeah, they're like, okay, they're going to declassify, and they're picturing like it's in a movie where it's going to be like a file folder you flip open, and it's got a picture of LBJ with a gun in his hand saying, I did it.
It's like Zodiac Diaries worth of information.
Just uncovered for all of us.
I did see a lot of the anti-Semitic commentary.
Like, a lot of people were, like, just kind of like, we don't need to know anything.
We already knew it was the Jews, like that Ian Carroll guy or, like, Lucas Gage types.
Right.
But I did see a lot of conspiracies surrounding, because it's not just JFK, it's also the assassination of MLK and RFK. And I saw a ton of people latching onto the...
To the MLK stuff, basically claiming that he was a P. Diddy of the past and had these abusive, huge, oily sex parties type of stuff and that was all exposed, which is obviously not what happened, but that's kind of a conspiracy that I saw floating around on the right.
The MLK thing I was actually hoping to get some more about because among the people who think that James Earl Ray didn't kill Martin Luther King is Martin Luther King's own family.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they spoke to him in jail, and they think that he got set up.
I'm not saying that makes it any more likely that it was a setup, but it does make me want to dive in a little deeper.
Yeah, but I mean, I haven't gotten as deep on MLK as I did the Kennedy brothers, but...
Everything I've looked at it, there's really no there there.
The thing is, is that of the three of them, James Earl Ray had the most motive because he was a really racist piece of shit and he really wanted to kill Martin Luther King Jr. because he was trying to give blacks equal rights and that was unacceptable.
So that's why he popped him.
Whereas Oswald was just a dumb asshole, and Sirhan Sirhan was just an idiot.
And it's super unfortunate when you bring up Sirhan Sirhan's reasons for killing RFK, because it was literally, Sirhan was a Palestinian, and RFK was too pro-Israel.
And that's why he wanted to kill him.
And the thing is, Oswald and Sirhan Sirhan, they were in the right place at the right time.
The wrong place at the right time.
Whereas James Earl Ray went and tracked down.
He was like, okay, here's the hotel he's at.
I'm going to rent a hotel room across the street and I'm going to sit here and I'm going to wait for him to come out on the balcony.
Right.
Yeah, he actually hunted King down.
Whereas Sirhan gets lucky that RFK is going to a hotel he's nearby.
Oswald wins the literal lottery because the man doesn't have a car, can't drive, doesn't have a license.
Shut up.
Shut up.
He was a passenger princess just like me.
Yeah.
Hashtag team no car.
Way to go.
But yeah.
And Oswald just wins the lottery that Kennedy's motorcade is coming by him.
And it's just so...
It's just a negative lottery.
People find comfort in the idea that JFK went to his death and there was no two ways he could possibly have survived.
If we did the whole Doctor Strange 1,000 timelines, Kennedy probably goes through Dallas and survives 999 of them.
It's just the dumbest series of events happens to conspire to screw him over and get him killed.
And we were going to be talking about all that nonsense this week, but these documents haven't been broken down in such a way as we can actually talk about them.
And again, it's mostly going to be just shit about the FBI and the CIA, their limited contacts with Oswald, I assume, and stuff going on.
There's a movie.
Some guy got really mad about JFK by Oliver Stone, so he made a movie called Parkland, which was basically just Oswald did it.
But the point of Parkland was to be about the little people.
It was about Zapruder filming the assassination, the doctors that treated Kennedy, the Secret Service that are just sitting there shitting themselves after Kennedy got murdered.
It's not about the Kennedys and Lyndon Johnson and the bigwigs.
And in that movie...
One of the things that they bring up is that Oswald got mad because an FBI agent was checking in on him and his wife because they'd come back from Russia after defecting.
And Oswald left a note for this guy saying, yo, Mr. FBI agent, if you bother my wife again, I'm going to see you out in the parking lot.
The FBI agent finds that, like, something happens where, like, after Oswald's, like, grabbed for the assassination, that agent's like, oh, shit, like, that guy, I know that guy, and then, like, he finds that note somewhere, and...
Either his boss or one of his fellow agents that is at his level says, this guy gave you a fucking note threatening you, and you didn't arrest him on the spot for harassing a federal agent or anything.
And the guy's like, bro, people talk shit at me all the time.
I can't grab everybody who says anything about me.
And the guy was like, well, this is only the biggest fuck-up in federal law enforcement history that you could have literally...
Got this guy off the street and had him not kill the fucking president.
But no, you decided to just turn a blind eye to this note and now JFK is dead, you idiot.
Towards the end of the movie, his boss orders him to burn that note.
He's like, that is not going on our fucking record.
You are going to destroy that.
That will not be part of the paper trail going forward.
Your contact with this guy is going to be swept under the rug.
We found out about it later anyways.
They couldn't actually keep it secret from us.
But yeah, that is the kind of thing that I think is going to come out here.
Although I did post on Twitter a few times about how I hope really embarrassing shit about Kennedy comes out.
Kennedy got doomed by some Russian femme fatale.
She basically stole all our nuclear secrets from Kennedy.
It would be just great if Kennedy just turned out to be an idiot who got played by Russian sex.
He fell over the Cold War Tokyo Rose.
Yes, exactly.
He just gets seduced by very obvious Russian spy ladies.
He just can't help himself.
The CIA killed him to shut his yap is basically what it came down to.
They're like, God damn it, Jack.
Stop thinking with your dick.
And he's like, but Russian pussy is the best.
And they're like, that's it.
So it's just an Archer plot point, basically.
That'd be great.
Yeah.
That'd be the dream.
I mean, and then they're just like, fuck him.
They're like, damn it.
For the good of the nation, we got to drop this guy.
And that's what the conspiracy turns out to be.
Kennedy was just selling us out because Russian women give great ed.
And he just couldn't be.
I mean, seriously, if the CIA had wanted to kill JFK, there are other ways that they could have gone about doing it.
Frank Olson, for example.
I mean, you know, they could have done it that way.
They could have done it in a hotel room.
They could have done it in the White House.
Like Frank Olson.
Like Frank Olson, they tossed him out of like a seven-story window.
They dosed him with LSD against his...
They didn't even give him permission.
He was part of MKUltra.
They dosed him and then they shoved him out of a fucking window.
So if the CIA really wants someone dead, there are ways to do it and they're not going to do it all public-like.
But they wanted to do it in public to cause trauma to generate louche.
Don't you know anything about how the Illuminati works?
Yeah, right, right.
Just like the location of Princess Diana's death, David Icke bakes that into some ley lines and shit.
Everyone's batshit insane.
I'm sick of the madness.
Stop being crazy, everyone.
My contribution to the JFK stuff is that a very normie Republican...
He's not one of the far-right weirdos that often makes the news.
Basically implicated his grandpa in knowing about the JFK assassination in response to the news about the documents being unsealed.
He went on a three-part post basically saying that his mother grew up in Dallas and wasn't allowed to go see...
Uh, JFK as he passed by, and his dad was in the army, and he was basically like, what did he know?
It's clearly something.
Um, which I thought was funny.
It was like, you're just selling out your grandpa as, like, a possible associate of the assassin.
Well, yeah, Mike.
Sorry.
No, you.
Canadian standoff.
Go, Mike.
Okay, um, it's really not that unusual, because How many people have written books claiming that, you know, their blank relative was the killer of the Black Dahlia, or their relative was really the Zodiac, or their relative was this or that?
I remember this guy saying his uncle was D.B. Cooper.
I have a friend that says that exact same thing.
Yeah, so that's when all, like the recent Netflix documentary about Zodiac, it matches up with Robert Graysmith's original idea of who the perp was, and they interview a family that knew this man, and I think it's compelling.
You know, I think they did a great job.
But so many people come out of the woodwork.
And we're going to see it with the JFK stuff, too.
And it's always stuff that you cannot ever really, like, prove.
You know, my dad was this guy.
My dad was, you know, the guy who inspired Charles Manson.
Everyone wants to be related to a killer.
But when you are, it's not that cool.
I remember when Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, when he was caught, some FBI agents were trying to say that he was Zodiac, and their whole basis for it was that the Unabomber started doing his killings around the same time that the Zodiac killer stopped doing his.
And I asked my dad, because my dad was a real true crime fan, I said to him, I go, why is the FBI saying this?
this and dad goes because they never caught the zodiac killer and they want to get this cold case off their desk that's how henry lee lucas notice tool ended up with a kill count about of 300 and most of it was bullshit yeah Because they wanted to close cases, and they're like, hey Henry, here's some cigarettes.
Can you confess to this crime for sure?
Locally, there was a graffiti bandit.
Who would write Penis Man everywhere, but it was so obviously other people writing Penis Man.
It wasn't just one man.
And the cops popped one man and blamed him for all the Penis Man.
And I say justice for Penis Man, but similar situation, kind of.
I need a shirt.
Hashtag Free Penis Man.
Maybe he's part of the Smiley Face Killers.
I gotta say that that shirt would probably get you into a fistfight with the lunatics who wear the kill your local pedophile hoodies.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's just wonderful.
Right, but I'm in Chicago, so I'm surrounded by pedophiles, so they'll be cool with it.
Is that what Chicago's known for?
Isn't there some guy named Chicago Mike or something?
Or something like that.
Are you talking about Chicago Ray?
I don't know, but someone that, like, Stephen Jarvis was simping for.
He was trying to get the person's, like, account back for, like, this, like, known pedophile.
Oh.
Maybe.
I thought you were talking about some other guy who I would rather not talk about, so let's move on.
Yeah, they all suck.
Moving on.
Hey, Stephanie, I have a question at some point.
You know, the J6ers got pardoned.
And one of the guys already kind of pulled like a Pizzagate situation in the sense that he got into a firefight with the police and lost his life.
And I think some other guy got picked up on gun charges.
And a few other people have just been picked up on old stuff that they committed pre-January 6th.
And it's like, they're out.
And it's like, grabbing your ass.
One guy got blasted.
And that'll probably keep happening.
We'll probably see situations of like families probably hurt by some of these guys and all that.
But I heard that there was somebody that's been making the news a bunch because it's like, hey everybody, this lady didn't accept the pardon.
Isn't she a hero?
Isn't she one of the good ones?
And I hear that through the grapevine that this is a little bit of horse shit.
So what do you know?
You don't have to be totally Super end up, but I do know that you know some details.
Well, Pam Hemphill, also known as the MAGA Granny, she has a history of affiliation with Grifters.
Stu, she's a part of the extended Stu-niverse.
And she...
Noelle Cook, the excellent documentary filmmaker who did the film The Conspiracist, has a wonderful substack.
And she, like, really breaks it down.
And Shelby, the Into the Stuniverse, we stream every Wednesday on Twitch.
She knows a lot about it, too.
But I do know that they had showed me some old newspaper ads.
She was, like, offering, like, these, like, woo healing services back in the 90s.
And Shelby and I covered...
And this was after Pam's first CNN appearance, by the way.
Pam was on a weird podcast saying that her mother was a serial killer.
Kind of like, you know, trying to cash in on some of that.
And then CNN had her back after this, so...
These bullshit claims were wedged in between.
Good job, CNN. Good job vetting her.
Good job also to NPR and The Guardian.
Way to go, guys.
And she was apparently affiliated with the Bundys.
And I had had a Zoom meeting with her.
We were considering...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, those guys.
And I'd had a Zoom meeting with her a few years back to see if we wanted her as part of the American Information Integrity Alliance.
First thing she said right when the Zoom meeting started was, is this being recorded?
And I'm sorry that, number one, Zoom tells you when you're being recorded and you have to click a little OK prompt.
Number two...
If that's your first thing.
And also during our discussion with her, we mentioned Jason Van Tatenhove, the former Oath Keeper who testified for the J6 Committee.
And I'd been talking to him for a little bit and I brought him up and she just happened to have a copy of his book right there within arm's reach.
And when she was on this serial killer, talking about her mom being a serial killer, she also just happened to have a prop.
So there's a patternicity here to her actions of that these are the actions of someone who isn't really genuine.
Yeah.
Yeah, it seems like a lot of people fall for her bit.
I'm like just looking at some articles right now and like every main trial that basically covered it.
They want to believe so badly, but there are actual real, you know.
Being former of something isn't just slapping a label on yourself.
That's what Pam's doing.
She's slapping a label on herself.
Being a former, it means actually quitting the alcohol or quitting the drugs or quitting your bad belief systems and actually analyzing and interpreting your own actions, whether it's through a therapist or a journal.
There's work to be done, and a lot of it is internal work.
She's just taking the lazy, Americanized route and just slapping a label on herself and saying, see, I'm reformed!
I'm glad that you brought this up because I've been hearing her name all over the place, too, and you're the only person I heard who had anything who was questioning her motives and her story, so I was hoping that you would bring this up, hopefully shed a little more light on this.
Yeah, and I would recommend everyone check out, follow Noelle Cook, N-O-E-L-L-E Cook, follow her on Blue Sky, follow her on Twitter.
She is done.
I'm going to paste the sub stack link in our chat here so we can put it in the show notes if we want.
What were you saying, Mike?
Oh, no.
I mean, I guess I'll give my little speech today about, in a way, it's kind of a former, but not really.
It's a person who left QAnon because QAnon wasn't black-pilled enough for them.
Long-time listeners of the show may have remembered that I would often talk about a guy named Major Patriot back in the day.
Major Patriot was kind of a second wave QAnon promoter.
Praying Medic elevated him and brought him to the light.
And I would often post his shit and call him Major Dad because that was an obvious insult.
And he was just your generic, allegedly ex-military guy who loved Trump and loved Q and all that stuff.
He was doing his thing, and then one day he just turned his shit off, just deactivated.
And I think Prank Medic even said something to the effect of, like, Major Patriots calling it a day, everybody, because he was the HR of QAnon.
He was the guy that you submitted your resignation to so he could then process your paperwork for your pension and your unemployment benefits.
Write your letter of recommendation.
Yeah, I'll give you a letter of recommendation, which in this case apparently was to neo-Nazis.
Because a guy, what appears to be a guy who's probably using a yearbook photo, originally his screen name was NeuroDivergent and proud of it.
He has since changed it to be, I used to be Major Patriot.
He is now on Twitter.
He is fully blackpilled.
He thinks that Trump is part of the deep state.
He is a virulent anti-Semite.
Jews control the world, and they're the reason for why everything sucks.
He has engaged with me because he remembers me from back in the day.
And also because he has under 300 followers, so he's lost his audience, and he's now just another guy howling in the void, and I'm one of the only people that gives him the time of day.
And he is basically a history denier.
Anything that's ever happened in the history of history is not true.
We've gone around the barn a bunch about JFK surviving Dealey Plaza.
He's just like, I don't think JFK actually got shot, which is such an unbelievable level of conspiracy theory accelerationism.
It makes no plain 9-11 look tame by comparison.
I mean, you're just like, yeah, I don't think JFK got shot.
I don't think it was him directly.
I think one of his idiot friends who pulled him on this bullshit posted this clip.
And because that guy didn't buy a blue checkmark, it was literally like 10, 2 minute, and 20 second videos.
Because that's the most you can post on Twitter without paying Elon money for it.
And I just had to watch this guy lying about what the Zapruder film showed.
And the guy's like, yeah, so here people think that JFK got shot in the neck because he's grabbing at his throat and stuff.
But he's not.
What he's actually doing, he's reaching into his jacket and he puts this squib on the side of his head.
Then Jackie pulls the thing and it makes the fireworks happen.
And then she jumps on the back of the car and the Secret Service agent gives her the fragments of the squib and she pockets them and gets rid of them.
I was just sitting there.
If it was a squib, his head wouldn't be broken after the blood cloud.
And guess what?
You can see his head's destroyed.
It's really bad.
We have literal visual evidence of it.
It's there.
This makes the Rudy thing about the two ladies passing each other Tic Tacs is actually a thumb drive containing fake Ballots on it.
That makes that sound reasonable by comparison.
Right, right.
I mean, and that's the thing is I've went around the barn of this guy a bunch and I'm like, dude, there's like a hundred or so witnesses who saw Kennedy get shot.
There was a bunch of doctors and nurses of the hospital who treated him and his massive head wound.
Then they autopsied him.
Like, they cut him up like a turkey.
Like, they sliced him up.
He was fucking dead.
He died.
And this guy is just like, I ain't buying it.
So then, like, When we get into something where I don't have as much of a knowledge base as, say, the Holocaust, I'm just like, look, dude, you're full of shit.
He's like, well, you can't debunk my points.
And I'm like, dude, I can't prove to you that Kennedy died in Dealey Plaza.
There's no point in arguing with you.
You're immune to reality.
Nothing matters.
You just want to say shit that makes you feel good.
That's your whole existence.
It kills me how these guys will treat.
I disagree as if it's a valid debating tool.
Like, that's all you have to do is disagree.
You know, no evidence, no reasoning.
I remember watching this debate between one of the guys who made loose change and an actual, you know, somebody who actually, I think, worked on the 9-11 report.
And the guy's like, well...
This claim you made in the video here is incorrect because this, this, this, and this, and then the loose change guy goes, well, I disagree with that.
I'm like, and?
Right.
Boom, you did it.
This is why you do not debate these people because, and I think a lot of legitimate, you know, like people with PhDs, they go into it thinking that Their knowledge and their expertise is going to change this person's mind or at least affect the audience.
What it's really doing, unfortunately, is lending credence to bullshit and it's getting the bullshit out there to a wider audience.
And also, look, never debate a conspiracy theorist.
Debating a conspiracy theorist is like if you were to debate Chris Hitchens while he was in a coma.
It's going to be a rough argument, but none of it's going to make sense.
Because Chris Hitchens on a normal day was like the best debater.
He knew what he was doing.
He knew how to do it.
Don't debate a conspiracy theorist because it's going to be like debating him except nonsense.
And not because they know what they're talking about because they don't.
I just want to be clear on that.
It's just they will not do it fair.
Well, one thing I will say is that a lot of people don't know what they're talking about, but then you'll run into people who are very well-versed in bullshit.
They're very articulate about nonsense in a way that is incredibly frustrating to a rational person.
And this will put you on the back foot when you absolutely don't expect somebody to...
Present you an argument about something that's absolute nonsense.
Just pants on head insanity.
And that person knows this.
They know that you have foolishly walked into the mud pen with them, the pig, and now they're going to get you dirty and you're probably not going to know how to wrestle them.
Because one day I was arguing on Twitter because that's my life.
I'm a very sad and pathetic human being.
And I ran into a guy who was denying germ theory.
Just literally wind and curses cause diseases.
This guy was just...
Yeah, he's in confirmation hearings right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me and Bobby, we went around the barn a few times.
The worm was quite eloquent when it hijacked his mind and made it speak on his behalf.
I mean, it was all of that.
And the thing was, this guy had talking points.
This guy had information.
This guy was throwing stuff at me.
And this is the thing, is that when a normal person gets into an argument with someone like this, they either start going on Google to try to fight the person, or they just shut down, and then that person feels like they've won.
When the reality is that you should just immediately see that they know what they're doing and they want this fight so bad and you should just look at them and say, Germ Fury is real.
I don't need to prove it to you.
Good day, sir.
And you just move along with your life because you can't win.
One of my friends always brings this up and thus it's become a staple of our conversations.
The scene from The Dark Knight where the cop looks at the Joker and says, I know the difference between the punks who need the lessons and manners and the freaks who would just enjoy it.
And it's like, that's what you're dealing with online.
You need to figure out which guy is just an idiot troll who doesn't know what they're talking about and which guys are the lunatic jokers who...
I really want to debate you about germ theory because, boy, do they know a lot about it.
And because you're a normal human being, you probably haven't gotten into the weeds about germ theory.
You're probably not second-year med student ready to throw down with the germ theory guy.
So he's going to have the upper hand on you.
I do know a guy on Twitter who likes to debate the germ theory guys a lot because he does have a lot of info we can throw out.
When I'm looking at threads where he's arguing with these people, I notice a lot of them will bring up that Paul Hotez, I think the guy, the one doctor who was always trying to debunk germ theory guys, and they keep asking, why won't he debate one of us?
And we point out to him, because that legitimizes the anti-vaxxer.
Hei, hei dere!
Jeg tok sønnen min på jobben, for han hadde en viktig beskjed til dere, sant?
Hva vil du si, Lukas?
Jeg er dyrt med kaffe til så mange på jobben!
Unødvendig dyrt.
Så nå betaler ikke jobben mer for kaffe!
Oi!
Hvordan skal vi få kaffe, da?
Ja, hvor skal vi få kaffe, da?
Dere må ta med selv!
Hæ?
Yeah, yeah, det er tøft.
Sånn er det bare.
Da blir det sånn dere.
Vi tar ikke med kaffen selv.
Ja, det var jo det han sa da.
Redd kaffen.
Bytt til Ice-bedrift.
Bedriftsabonnementet som gir dere mer for pengene.
Nice.
Hos McDonald's, hva er det ut?
Nei, ikke skune lydende.
Det er bare reklamer.
Ja, men hva hvis det er et sykt bra tilbud på cheeseburger, for eksempel?
Det var altså cheeseburger fra kun 25 kroner hos McDonald's.
Ikke sant?
Ja.
Yeah.
There's no point in putting you on the stage.
because you have nothing to offer us.
You have nothing to say to us except that you are an adorable small shark that is waving at me.
But this is the nature of these people.
And you have to sidestep them at best.
Because that's one of the things that our boy Major Patriot, he was coming at me with Holocaust shit.
And I just looked at him and said, bro.
I'm not knee-deep in the Holocaust the way I am in the Kennedy assassination.
So I'm just not going to go there with you.
But you know what I know happened?
The Holocaust.
You know why?
Because I know there's a ton of fucking evidence for it.
And I don't need to find it and show it to you because it's already been shown to you a million times and you've rejected it out of hand every time because...
You're so black-pilled and you're so sick in the head that QAnon and Trump wasn't good enough for you.
So now you've gone even deeper down the rabbit hole to the point where you just are now a raging anti-Semite, raging Hitler was right and the wrong people won World War II and all that bullshit.
It's like, great.
Congratulations.
You're an irredeemable piece of trash.
Wonder bar.
Since no one listens to this podcast, I'm just going to say this.
And if anyone actually...
And this actually ends up blowing up on me, so be it.
But a million years ago, back when he was Major Patriot, I literally had a couple of members of his family DM me and say, thank you for arguing with him.
That's awesome!
He is ruining our family.
You have no idea.
Half our family is pilled and half our family isn't pilled.
He's fucked us up so bad.
Please, like...
Stop him.
And I'm like, I can't.
But they were like, yeah.
And yeah, that was a ton of fun.
And then he went dark.
And actually, that was really funny.
Because he's been gone for like three or four years before he's come back in his new and improved form.
This is my final form!
Where he...
One of his family members messaged me.
He was like, is he really gone?
I'm like, yeah, I haven't seen him in forever.
And they were like, wild.
That was that.
I checked my old DMs.
All those DMs were like 100 years old.
They're all gone.
Did he get a puppy?
No, that was Julian's rum.
I know.
I'm pretty sure Major Patriot just had a Senate confirmation hearing today.
Yeah, I don't doubt it.
I don't fucking doubt it.
Julian's Rum recently posted that he's about to have a kid and he needs to try to find a doctor that won't harass him about vaccines.
I didn't go into the comments because boy howdy, I'm sure he kicked a fucking hornet's nest.
But he said something to the effect of, look, I'm not against all vaccines, but just some.
And I'm sure that there were a million of his replies were like, no, you idiot, they're all deaf!
Oh, you've murdered your child!
And I just love the idea of being sort of anti-vax.
Like when the doctor walks into the shot, they're like, okay, this one's for whooping cough.
You're like, fuck that!
No!
My kid gets whooping cough.
I don't give a fuck.
And they're like...
Measles, mump, rubella?
And you're like, yeah, hit him up with that.
I don't want him to get those.
Those are really bad.
A moving cough sounds kind of fun.
They have a beat.
I can dance to it while my kid's sitting there breaking his little ribs, hacking and wheezing in the crib.
Well, the MMR one is the one that they're most likely to turn away because that's the one that Andrew Wakefield with his shit study, that was where that first started.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that was what was so funny was I saw some other clown Talking about how Hep B was the vaccine that caused autism.
And I just looked at that and said, you know, I'm so old, I remember when it was MMR. Now we've just switched which vaccine is the autism vaccine.
It's in all of them.
That's how vaccines are made, autism.
The vaccines are made with the autism gene.
Literally, the autism gene cures you of all other illnesses, but you have a 1 in 25 chance of autism after you get vaccinated or something.
I just don't even understand.
What I like is the weirdos who are saying that their problem with MMR is that it should be three separate vaccines for measles, mumps, and rubella.
Like, I'm so anti-vax, I want three times as many.
Well, that was the thing, is that if you...
HBomberguy did a great video on it where he really broke down all the shit Wakefield was doing, and it literally was just...
Wakefield was working with a guy who had a shot that was only for one of the three diseases.
And that's why they wanted to discredit the MMR vaccine so that their single shot for one of those could then go to market and have a market and make them money.
And that was Wakefield's whole thing, is he's like, this mumbo jumbo three-in-one concoction is probably what's causing the autism.
If we just separate it and make it three individual targeted shots, less autism.
And now, thanks to audience capture and the insanity of their movement, all vaccines are now death.
When literally Andrew Wakefield was just trying to discredit one vaccine to make money by selling an alternative to it.
And almost none of these clowns know the actual history of their movement and how it was a fucking grift the whole way.
And they also don't understand how...
How mRNA even works.
It rewrites your genes as gene therapy.
It's like, take a high school biology class and learn what mRNA actually does.
You need to take an English class.
Oh, got him.
Just kidding.
I didn't mean to insult you.
I shouldn't bully.
Oh, God.
Let's be mean.
Let's pile on air.
No, I don't want to be mean.
I don't want to be the mean podcast.
I was being distracted by something while I was trying to spit out four letters in the right sequence.
So my attention was divided.
Just kidding.
I'm sorry.
You know, I did see a conspiracy on the timeline, actually, like people pretending that they got access to the JFK declassifieds, basically pretending that, or, you know, lying.
That the Zapruder film was new information that was suppressed, a suppressed video that Bill Cooper tried to get out to the public back in the day.
And then also that it clearly shows the driver blew his fucking head off.
Yeah, that's the Bill Cooper theory.
That is the Behold a Pale Horse book's narrative about the Kennedy assassination, which I love the driver did it.
I love it almost as much as I love the backup Secret Service agents in the follow-up car did it because it's two of the dumbest theories imaginable because no eyewitnesses saw that shit happen.
And it would have been really obvious if it had happened because it was in broad daylight in front of literally everybody.
Well, you know, eyewitness testimony is notoriously flawed.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Eyewitness testimony is notoriously flawed.
Study after study has proven it.
Right.
Because the 100 or so eyewitnesses of the Kennedy assassination would have missed an AR-15 going off in the car behind Kennedy and blowing his brains out.
People love Mortal Error, which is what that theory is known as, because that was the book that they wrote about it.
That exposes that theory.
And people love it because it combines two parts of what we all want our bad guys to be, which is incredibly evil and also fucking stupid.
We love that shit.
We love our enemies to be Keystone Cops who are also incredibly inhuman.
And the thing about Mortal Error, beyond the fact that the eyewitnesses would have seen it happen, is...
The idea that the Secret Service gets to Parkland Hospital, scrape Kennedy's body out of the car, rush him to the ER to be declared dead, and then they're like, fuck, we gotta cover this up.
And...
If you know anything about the Kennedy assassination, there were no CIA, there was no anyone in Dealey Plaza.
All the Secret Service were on the limos.
They were just in the motorcade.
So there was no one in the actual scene of the crime who could influence the witnesses to not say what they saw.
And people were being interviewed on live television within 15 minutes of Kennedy getting shot.
People were just literally grabbed from Billy Plaza, rushed to studios in the local Dallas area, and they were like...
Yo, Steve, what did you see?
Well, there was these noises, and then the president's head was covered in red ooze, and it was bad, and then I jumped on top of my kids so they wouldn't get murdered.
Yeah, it sucked.
And it's just, it was, the story was out.
The story was out immediately.
So if the Secret Service had killed Kennedy in front of everybody, we would have heard about it.
We would have got wind of it real quick.
I always like the one where the Secret Service guy shot him by accident.
He was going to go see if he's okay and had his finger on the trigger, that goofy little guy.
He's just a little guy and it's his birthday.
It's just a little guy.
Yeah.
But that's so dumb.
And then the Bill Cooper shit.
The thing I love about the Bill Cooper, the driver did it bullshit, is that...
You think about the limo and how it's situated, and Kennedy is basically in the third row, because Kennedy and Jackie are in the back of the limo.
Governor Conley and his wife, Nellie Conley, are in the second row.
And then the driver and the guy in the passenger seat, who are also Secret Service, they're in the front.
So the idea that the driver would pull a gun and then turn to shoot Kennedy...
Presupposes that somehow Connelly has been incapacitated before this.
So our conspiracy theory is, okay, we shoot Connelly and thus put another bullet and more evidence into the fray and potentially fuck this conspiracy up.
And then after we've shot Connelly, hopefully the limo driver can grab his gun, turn...
Point it at Kennedy, and Kennedy won't react to it.
So we have to paralyze Kennedy first, then shoot Connolly, then we shoot Kennedy in the head with the driver.
That is one of the primo conspiracy theories, was that when Kennedy got shot in the neck, it wasn't a bullet, it was actually a paralyzing dart fired by the Umbrella Man.
Haley, you might remember that there was a...
One of the posts on the grassy knoll fence said, where is the umbrella man?
It had a little drawing of the umbrella on it.
Yeah.
And that's Resident Evil, right?
Yeah, Umbrella Corporation.
Umbrella Corporation, yeah.
I just happen to have it on my elbow, but yeah.
And he was incorporated into...
For everybody on Earth who can't see what we saw, which is everybody but us, she has a tattoo of the Umbrella Corporation logo on her elbow.
Doc, because you can't spell elbow without ow.
But...
No, but the Umbrella thing, the Umbrella Man was incorporated into Umbrella Academy.
The TV show and Netflix were like, the guy who runs the Umbrella Academy, he was the Umbrella Man at the assassination.
Yep.
Oh!
Yeah.
And so, what was I going to say?
So yeah, Umbrella Man was pretty famous from the Kennedy assassination and...
That was one of the conspiracy theories, was that he fired the paralyzing dart.
And then someone claiming to be Umbrella Man testified before the House Select Committee on Assassinations.
Am I the only one who thinks this sounds a lot like the Penguin from Batman?
Yes, absolutely.
100%.
It's Penguin.
Oswald Cobblepot did in Kennedy.
Yes.
And he...
He brought what he alleged to be the umbrella that he waved around during the assassination.
The government asked him to unfurl the umbrella to see if a paralyzing dart would fire out of it.
It did not.
Everyone had a chuckle.
Conspiracy theorists were furious.
They also claimed that his testimony didn't reflect the movements of the umbrella man on the day of the assassination, so they don't know that he's actually the umbrella man or not.
But the Umbrella Man's testimony before the House Select Committee on Assassinations was basically he was trying to mock Kennedy and his appeasement of the Soviet Union by waving an umbrella because Neville Chamberlain's signature accoutrement was an umbrella.
And they were trying to say that he was a weak-ass appeaser the way Neville Chamberlain was.
And then the universe was like, you're right, Umbrella Man.
He is a weak appeaser.
I will kill him right here on this spot.
And as he said in his testimony, what I did was the most unfortunate thing at the most unfortunate time ever.
And there is not a close second.
So, that was that.
Yeah, but yeah, paralyzing Dart, then shoot Connolly, and then the driver can whip out his gun and murder the president.
Because that's not convoluted.
That's not a Rube Goldbergian bullshit conspiracy.
Nope, makes total sense.
There's no way anyone would have thought of a better plan than that.
Again, hot Russian chick murders Kennedy in bed.
I'm imagining...
Robot Satan rubbing his hands together and saying, my circuitous plan is nearly one quarter complete.
Yes!
Yep, exactly.
Exactly.
I like the idea that someone came out of the water drain.
Yeah, the storm drain!
It's so funny.
It's very like Looney Tunes.
Well, they didn't come out of the storm drain.
They just poked the gun out of the storm drain, shot Kennedy, and then ran back down the sewers.
That's still pretty loony, too.
Yeah, I saw real actual footage of it on the X-Files.
Yeah.
And then if you listen to Negative 48, he was the guy who went to his job after doing that at a car dealership, which I've always enjoyed that theory that, you know, if I kill the president, I'm just calling out for the day.
There was that one guy who was accused of killing Kennedy who then went to go see a movie.
Well, he did.
Yeah.
And hilariously enough, that movie was War is Hell.
And then he was grabbed.
And then he was grabbed.
And somehow, someway, even though you would think that the Illuminati would want to murder him immediately, the man drew a gun on the cops and the cops just punched him out and took him alive, which is really strange.
And then the Illuminati heard about that and said, fuck, get Jack Ruby on the phone.
We gotta drop this guy.
But not before he gets in front of the nation and has a live microphone to tell them what we did.
And then he doesn't.
He just goes, they arrested me because I'm a commie.
They're mean.
Yeah, the Illuminati is notoriously bad at tying up loose ends.
Incredibly bad at tying up loose ends.
Look how they screwed up the whole bay of pigs.
Yeah.
The Illuminati who sunk the Titanic just to kill a couple guys so they could build the Federal Reserve.
I mean, it's just...
That's what we need to do about 9-11.
We need to find one person who died on 9-11 and come up with this whole...
You know, there's someone out there with some theory that one of JFK Jr.'s buddies picked up a job at, you know...
about the last phone call he had where Junior was like, you know, I'm kind of scared that Hillary Clinton's going to take me out.
Literally.
That'd be great.
Oh, man.
That's another thing where, you know, 9-11 is just another JFK because it's become so inextricably linked to conspiracy theories and even quicker than JFK probably did that it – I mean, it's like screaming at a wall from a moving TARDIS, trying to like get through to people about that stuff.
But yeah, and there are hundreds of awesome, just like with JFK, there are hundreds of these awesome little stories of amazing coincidences that happened on 9-11.
But to the conspiracy theorist, those aren't awesome little stories like how Gwyneth Paltrow inadvertently saved a woman's life by almost hitting her with her car.
Like, that made her late to work, and she was walking up right as the North Tower was struck, and she would have been up there.
That's a cool story.
It doesn't mean Gwyneth Paltrow's working for the Illuminati, for fuck's sake.
Enjoy the cool stories and the people who were there when Kennedy was assassinated.
They're destroying those cool stories.
Gwyneth Paltrow is a white hat.
Gwyneth Paltrow is a white hat, and she saved that woman because she's like, no, her great-great-granddaughter will one day create world peace, so she can't be in the World Trade Center.
And goop.
And, you know, if she saves this woman's life, the woman will surely buy some goop later.
She better get free goop.
Or a candle that smells like her hoo-ha.
Yep.
Have you guys seen any other conspiracies floating around about, like, recent news?
Anything interesting?
Or is it just misery?
Oh, well, we've gotten confirmation that QAnon is right because Trump just announced that they're going to put migrants in Gitmo and he was going to sign an executive order.
Is QAnon happy about that?
I'd imagine they are.
Oh, God.
Oh, typing with one hand, my good lady.
Typing with one hand.
You mean the peaceful research movement is excited for innocent people to be locked up and tortured?
That's going to be really awful, honestly.
That's really...
Sorry.
Yeah, I just found a 30,000-person migrant facility in Guantanamo Bay.
Yeah, but I mean, let's not actually look at the objective reality of what Trump's talking about.
We need to try to infer what QAnon thinks he's saying, which is that these are the first 30,000 people that will be indicted by the sealed indictments and then be sent to Gitmo to be tried by military tribunals and then summarily executed.
Yeah, I've already seen one.
I saw one QAnon promoter already jerking off over it, and then another QAnon promoter quote-tweeted them.
As they would say, it's happening.
They're so happy.
They're finally going to get to murder their enemies.
There was that crazy reporter lady, I think she's Canadian, I can't remember her name right now, but that crazy reporter lady who spent the last week at Gitmo talking about upcoming trials and stuff, and how she's going to be there for them.
And she's obviously doing this with a wink and a nod to QAnon.
Because I think it's actually trials about 9-11 detainees that are still, even now, waiting to have their day in court.
Yep, they are still waiting.
Yeah.
But I'm sure Hillary Clinton going to Gitmo is just around the corner.
Any day now.
Tens of thousands of migrants go through the processing system then.
And I just wanted to be clear that everyone knows I'm a huge 9-11 obsessive and all that.
And as a 9-11 obsessive, I want to make it clear that even when I was a conspiracy theorist, I did not agree with the treatment of people in Gitmo.
The information that they pulled from KSM, I don't know how valuable it really was because they literally drove him into psychosis with what they did to him.
So I can't say that any of that information is even valuable.
So congratulations, you really did nothing.
So, yeah.
Yeah, that's one of the things that all these guys who are like, oh, we support waterboarding.
They don't realize is that, you know, studies are shown torture doesn't work because the person being tortured will say whatever he thinks the torturer wants to hear in order to make the torture stop.
And you don't even need the torture for that to happen.
I just rewatched the documentary on Netflix about Amanda Knox and the shit that they did to her.
You don't even need the torture to get.
A false confession.
It's really easy to do.
Yeah, sometimes the threat of torture isn't enough to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, Catherine Herridge is her name, and she is a journalist who's decided to just go crazy.
And now she's...
Good for her.
Yeah.
And, yeah, she was literally on CBS News doing the Washington, D.C. beat from 2019 to 2024, and now she's decided that she's just going to hang out in Gitmo and wink and nod at QAnon people.
Wait, how would she even get there?
Don't you need some kind of special clearance?
She was there.
I mean, she took videos of herself.
In front of Camp Justice.
So she...
I'm calling bullshit.
What'd you say?
She probably still has her purse credentials.
I would assume so, yeah.
I'm calling bullshit.
You need level...
Look, I don't know, but I can only imagine.
When I wanted to try to interview Jacob Chansley when he was released into a halfway house, they had to put in a request to the Department of Justice for that...
To go through.
And, like, I can't imagine someone just going to Gitmo.
But, I mean, I don't know that Gitmo's really that tough because, like, QAnon has had fucking people, like, doing tourism photos in front of Camp Justice.
Like, that's a thing that, like, QAnon, Q themselves posted a photo of it.
It was just like...
Dumb chuds, like, wearing, like, shorts and a shirt, holding Q flags in front of Camp Justice, and Q was just like, hey, look at this!
Well, if it's that easy to get into on the corollary, then if it's that easy to get into, then good shit can't be there, can it?
Yeah.
I mean, like, I'm currently, like, scrolling through the Q drops to try to find that Q drop.
Did anyone get Chansley coin?
Oh, Shaman coin.
Excuse me.
Oh, did he start up his own crypto?
Yeah, he did an altcoin.
I don't think it's catching on like all the other rug pullers, but he just started one.
Maybe Pam can create her own coin now, too.
I mean, it's what the grifters do.
Oh, StewCoin!
StewCoin!
Don't give him ideas.
Don't give him ideas.
Yeah, that'll come one day, Stu Quinn.
Yeah, but if he does something like that in a big rug pull like these other people did, he'll go down.
So I'm encouraging it.
I'm encouraged.
Do stuff that will get you taken down.
Please.
I don't know if people are getting in trouble for this anymore because it's like Melania and Trump and the pastor who was part of the Trump inauguration all did rug pulls this last week alone.
It's like, is this illegal anymore?
I mean, it's just Lord of the Flies now.
There is no law.
I'm not expecting justice for anyone with the last name Trump.
I'm over it.
No, that's never happening.
Or anybody with the last name Mangione.
Barron will be our overlord in about 10 years, unfortunately, and we just have to accept that fact.
I'm sorry.
Kid has the eyes of a fucking killer.
That kid has the eyes of a fucking...
Murderer.
Look, look, look.
I'm wearing a picture of Ted Bundy on my shirt.
Ted Bundy looks friendlier than fucking Barron Trump, okay?
Well, I mean, that was Ted Bundy's...
Key to success was that he was this good-looking, charismatic guy who could, you know, sell an obvious lie to a young lady and she'd be like, oh, he's cute!
He didn't look crazy.
Baron looks crazy.
He's got those straw eyes.
That's Baron's problem.
He has the eyes of a dead rich child.
My mom said he literally looks like he should be wearing a Nazi uniform.
She said he just looks like that Aryan ideal of the Nazi soldier that you see all the time in the movies.
He's like Damian.
The amount of wish casting upon Baron Trump from QAnon is incredible.
He is the savior.
He's the hero.
Don Jr., Eric, and Ivanka, a hard pass.
Barron is where it's at.
Barron's the one who is going to save us all.
And I actually saw an anti-Semite wish cast upon Barron Trump recently where they had a photo of Barron leaning over Donald's shoulder, and the caption was like, Dad, can you take Israel's cock out of your mouth?
And it was just, man, even the anti-Semites are like, give us Barron.
He'll be the Hitler 2.0 we've been yearning for.
Donald has failed us.
But thankfully, his progeny will get it right and inflict the Second Holocaust as per our dreams.
Yeah, the young white supremacists seem to like it.
What's up, Stephanie?
I was just going to say while we were on that topic, because Poker is the one that knows more about this shit than anyone I know.
Can you explain to me how...
Elon can make a visit to Auschwitz, and then in between that hype for this fucking neo-Nazi group in Europe, and then Sieg Heil at the fucking inauguration.
And yet he's going to Auschwitz and they're welcoming him.
I, and this is in between those two events.
Can someone please make this make some sense to me?
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Because he's powerful and they think they can rationalize with him.
They think that they can explain it to him.
And they really want to be able to sell him.
On what's really happening.
Because they think they can get to him.
And they can't.
Because Elon's fully pilled.
Elon is 100% on Team Nazi.
And he's not going to change his mind.
And he'll begrudgingly do an Auschwitz tour.
It gives them plausible reliability.
Like, look, how can you call me a Nazi?
I went to Auschwitz and I love Israel.
I just...
I can't...
Shit breaks me because...
Also, like, Elon will know...
He's just not gonna face repercussions because he's the richest man in the world.
And...
I think a lot of people are just ignorant, too, to, like, what he's all about.
It's like, oh, the seeing Hyle was, like, the tipping point.
Like, he's been like that for so fucking long.
But I mean, like, the depth of that happening broke me because...
And I know that's what he wants.
But for that to happen at an inauguration of a U.S. president, I don't care how shitty the president fucking is, but for that to happen, and then for Trump to have this Madison Square Garden meeting, which was definitely a nod and a wink, not even subtle one, to the fucking Bund back in the 30s, holding their thing there.
I just don't...
Do you not see how obvious it is that Elon is a Nazi?
Well, it is obvious and we do see it, but there's just nothing we can do about it because he wields an incredible amount of power being the richest guy in the world and all this bullshit.
He has like government contracts.
Yeah, he's got the government contracts and all that stuff.
I just don't...
I don't...
And because you know so much about civics, why did our...
And I should know the answer to this because 9-11 happened through a series of systemic failures.
But how did our government fail us to let this happen?
Because they had four years.
Everybody knew Trump was going to try and run again.
They had four years to figure something out to stop this from happening.
And I'm very confused.
Well, half of our government wanted it to happen.
The Republicans wanted him to run.
They refused to convict him on the second impeachment when he literally sent a mob to kill them on January 6th.
And I do think the Democrats wanted to stop him.
I do think that, like, but legally, they...
Trump's power and the Supreme Court being in his back pocket made sure that he was never going to actually face a jury before the election in any of those real serious situations that he was involved in.
He was convicted the one time they could convict him.
And then we had a cowed and complicit media that spent the entire 2014-2024 election Talking about how Joe Biden's fucking old, even though Trump's just as old and just as rotten in the brain, if not worse.
And we really didn't have...
This election cycle was both inescapable, but also ephemeral.
I really defy anyone to talk about a big moment in this election cycle, because there really weren't any that...
Trump got shot at, which was a thing that he had no control over.
There was an accident of history.
It was a random event.
And after that, what were the big events?
What were the moments that were etched in the American psyche?
Trump getting crushed in the debate against Kamala, Biden losing the debate to Trump and dropping out.
Trump going to McDonald's?
I mean, is that why we made him president?
Because he put on a McDonald's apron?
I'm just...
This was the most unserious election we've had in my lifetime where all the major issues were swept under the rug.
Trump was out here saying all the horrible shit he was going to do, and then when he was called on some of it, he's like, oh, I distanced myself from Project 2025 entirely.
And the media was like, well, Trump says he ain't going to do Project 2025, so...
Who are we to judge?
Who are we to say?
And he said he was going to pardon the January 6th attackers, and the media never called him to account for that.
They were just sort of like, ah, he makes promises to do that shit.
Go ahead.
I just wanted to say my, the schadenfreude that I'm feeling, I read an article in The Guardian yesterday about how the fraternal order of police who backed Trump Even after he was saying he was going to release the January 6th people, they still fucking backed him.
Now their fifis are hurt and they're upset because Trump let some people out that hurt cops.
And their feelings are hurt.
They're very upset.
Dude, and I posted like a screenshot of that part of the article with the saying, you knew I was a scorpion, said the scorpion to the frog as they both drowned.
That's exactly what this is.
And we keep seeing it.
We see veterans who are, like, losing benefits or possibly going to lose benefits who voted for Trump.
Fraternal or police, I hope you all fucking suffer.
You backed him.
Now you're upset that people that hurt your own boys are out of jail.
You deserve it.
You fucking deserve it.
I'll say that as a statistical fact.
102% of cops voted for Trump.
And they deserve whatever bad things may happen to them.
I just want to have to mention on the St. Kyle thing, because we were talking about it for a minute, did you guys see that that pastor did it?
Yes.
I'd have to bring that up since it's seeping into the right-wing culture.
Yeah, a pastor did the whole, my heart goes out to you, and then did the Zeke Heil.
They're now doing the salute the way Elon did it to be like, it's their coy way of doing the Nazi salute without doing it, but it's the new okay gesture.
It's the new okay.
Yeah, exactly.
Which is hard to explain to some even media people.
It's like annoying that you still have to explain the ironic Nazism, but it's not really ironic.
Right.
It's like, how long has 4chan been around?
How long have we been having this conversation?
I can't believe we're still doing this.
And there are countless people out there right now, right here.
There are three of us who have information and knowledge about this stuff and have some media information.
I worked at a newspaper.
Ask some of us, hey, is this how we should be covering this thing?
Is this what this really means?
They're all fucking idiots.
Either that or they're just playing along with the fucking game.
And I think that's what CNN is doing at this point.
But, you know, there are a lot of people out there who know about these things.
Yeah, but they don't want to talk about it.
They really don't.
They want to keep their buddy-buddy access with Trump, and they're not going to call him out, and they're not going to call out any of the neo-Nazi shit.
That's where we are.
And it's really frustrating.
I mean, all of this was eminently predictable.
And the other thing is that beyond the fact that he's going to do all these terrible things, you have to deal with the fact that the man is totally fucking incompetent.
He just has no idea what he's doing.
No, Stephen Miller is running most of this operation and these similar types in Stephen Miller's position, which is worse than Trump.
That's the bad thing, is that the people that are in his administration are like, I know fascism, and I know how we're going to try to implement some of this.
Trump is just a blob.
He absorbs whatever's around him that makes him the most money or attention.
He's the folk person.
Yeah, he's the front of the human centipede.
That's exactly what he is.
Which sucks.
It sucks, because I think the anti-immigration stuff is actually going to be really, like...
Evil.
Oh, yeah.
And I'm helping a friend.
I'm trying to help a friend, like, help his wife of 10 years stay in this fucking country.
Yeah.
Can I mention something semi-conspiratorial but is a little bit funny that's happening in Arizona but also nationally?
Oh, sure.
Let's end the show on a high note.
Okay, so...
There was a bill introduced by this far-right legislator here who runs a hate group, and she introduced this anti-chemtrail, anti-geoengineering, anti-weather modification, anti-cloud seeding, anti-solar radiation modification, anti-aerosol injection, anti-maser?
Not laser.
Bill?
That apparently, like, 33 other states nationwide have introduced similar bills, so like probably most of the red states, if you're a red state listener.
What's the name?
What's the name out of curiosity?
What is the name of this bill?
Oh, no, the name of the person.
Oh, her name's Lisa Fink.
Okay, I'm just going to check something quick.
Keep talking.
But anyway, so obviously this has driven out a lot of the really normal people in town.
To go speak in favor of this bill.
You know, people bringing their own photos of so-called chemtrails.
Just like, look, these can't possibly be clouds.
And it's just like Polaroids that they took of the sky of clouds.
Some people bringing in like, you know, we need to stop this second holocaust.
And by that they mean chemtrails.
So really normal people in the crowd.
But then...
This is still going on.
We're kind of in the middle of this bill being heard.
But then something kind of funny happened over the weekend.
There was one of those fly-by planes that does skywriting, but in this really unique way.
I mean, it may have even been drone riding, but I'm pretty sure it was a plane.
And it read, let's see here, I have it right here.
Learn the secret, hashtag paradise.
In like skywriting in the sky, it looks like clouds.
And then another one said, paradise is a conspiracy.
So people were taking that really well, especially with everybody in the political scene right now kind of talking about chemtrails.
So I thought that was really funny.
That chemtrails are currently a bill right now in the AZ ledge.
But we'll probably see more conspiracy bills throughout this Trump administration.
I thought it was funny, honestly, that MAGA world is now pro-CIA because they said that the COVID was a lab leak.
So now the MAGAs believe the CIA, which is just funny.
But yeah, that's my story.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
When the CIA says something I want to believe, then they're right.
When they say things I don't want to believe, they're the deep state.
That's how this works.
So we've gone an hour and 15. I think that's good.
I think we've decompressed.
I think we feel better about ourselves.
I'm sorry for being so angry.
You can be angry.
I'm angry.
Everybody's a little angry, I think, except we're MAGA people.
Well, they'll be angry soon enough.
Don't worry.
They'll be very angry soon when the ivermectin doesn't cure their bird flu.
But until then, they'll be happy.
Go ahead.
I've just, another just random conspiracy that I've seen in MAGA world on like online is that a lot of them are kind of tricking themselves into thinking that like Trump has already implemented the mass deportations and they're sharing these videos of like supermarkets that aren't that busy and Walmarts that aren't that busy.
And they're like, look, no more migrants.
And like, I think the second some of them actually step outside and realize that they've been lied to, um, is, uh, they'll start getting a little angry, but yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
Anyways, Eagles are Chiefs, Mike.
I told you already.
I'm asking for the fucking audience.
Eagles!
I'm asking for the audience, not...
Eagles?
Yeah, that's my home state.
Well, I mean, we obviously have to do...
The thing is that both intellectually and for both my heart and my head, I'm Team Eagles.
They're the better team.
They have more talent.
I know that the Chiefs win all the time, but I think that the Eagles are much better than the Bills or the Texans.
So I do think that the Eagles have a chance.
And I'm going to...
Do something very silly here, but I'm going to give out my Stone Cold Lock of the Week of the Century of the Millennium prop bet for the Super Bowl here.
I should tease this and make people go to my football podcast, which I'm going to be recording in 15 minutes with the gals on the Chicks with Picks pod.
But since nobody listens to that at all, much less than anyone who listens to this.
You're getting two to one on your money if you decide that more than two and a half people are going to throw a pass in the Super Bowl.
You've got the two quarterbacks, so they're going to throw, so that's two.
So you need one more person to throw a pass in the Super Bowl to win this bet.
And basically what that entails is a trick play where they give it to a running back or a wide receiver, and then that guy throws the ball.
And if they do that, you win the bet.
But the other way you can win the bet is if either quarterback gets injured, their backup has to come into the game.
And if the backup throws a pass, that's the third guy.
So you also win that.
So you're making this bet like 80% trick play, 20% fluke injury.
And you're getting 2-1 on your money.
And guess what happened last year in the Chiefs-49ers game?
One of the 49ers non-quarterback players threw a touchdown.
So this is the game where you empty the bucket.
You bust out all your tricks.
You hit him with the old razzle-dazzle.
When Philadelphia won the Super Bowl, they threw a pass to their quarterback for a touchdown.
The Philly Special, which they never let us Patriot fans forget about.
And also in that game, one of our players threw a pass to Tom Brady and he dropped it.
So in that game, you could have taken that prop bet up to three and a half and you still would have won because four people threw passes in that game.
When I knew that that bet existed and I was like, man, I bet like it's going to be like even money.
Maybe you'll have to like bet 120 to win 100 on it.
And then I looked at it and it was like two to one your way.
You get two to one in your favor.
And I was like, holy smokes, making that bet, making that bet right away.
Because boy, howdy, does that sound like a fun, it's a fun bet to root for and it's a good payoff.
So that's that.
And that concludes the podcast for this week.
Thank you so much for listening.
Thanks to Eric, who ran away.
I don't know where he went to, but I hope he's okay.
Thanks to DJ Minimal Effort for our song, which I remixed by accident.
Thanks to Frosty VO for doing our bumps.
Thanks to you for listening.
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So, for another successful edition of the Adventures in Hell World podcast, I am Mike Rains signing off.
Good speed, patriots!
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