All Episodes
Previous Next
Oct. 4, 2024 - Adventures in HellwQrld
01:42:57
Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #209: Veep Debate!

This week we cover the Illuminati unleashing a hurricane. The longshoreman going on strike as part of The Plan and in the headlines we cover the tragic death of a QAnon promoter/believer and then we deal with the gripping, thrilling, pulse pounding VP debate. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
I've helped one time.
One time. And now I've got a question about everything.
I've got a PC, the camera on the meeting, the printer has stopped.
I don't have to do my job!
Have you also become jobbeds of a tech expert?
See how we can help your company on Elkjøp.no slash bedrift.
Elkjøp. We find a solution.
Her kommer et podcasttips fra Eikast.
Hei, Cecilia og Mona Koss-Fureseth her.
Jeg bare popper innom for å fortelle deg om den nye podcasten Søstra til, hvor vi retter rampelyset mot søsknene til landets største kjendiser.
For eksempel, broren til Ylvis.
Føler du at det er riktig å si at du i familien som har hatt mest kjønnssykdommer?
Jeg tror mamma har mer.
Ja. Ja. Søstratis Deisman.
Hvem har tatt mest narkotika?
Det er meg. Og mange fler.
You'll find it where you listen to podcasts.
It's a great way to get to know your audience.
You'll find it where you listen to podcasts.
The The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon.
While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody. I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
This week, I am joined, as always, by Haley, a.k.a.
Arizona Right Watch. Um, hello everybody.
I got nothing this week.
I'm tired. Uh, L. Sleepy Haley.
I'm also joined by the mysterious L. Wagwan, my beautiful babies!
I'm back. Triumphant return.
Rice and peas! Yeah, last week El wasn't here mostly because of my scheduling issues.
I was busy on Wednesday, and then Thursday was a jumble-wumble, so I had to just grab Eric.
So blame me that you didn't get your El last week.
It was not his fault. I mean, it's fine.
Usually it is my fault, and by extension it's really my mother's fault, because she summons me once per month for sun time, and I only have a couple of days off per week, you know?
Sometimes we can't move it around.
But now I'm back from Outer Space.
I will say that you can really tell how much we need you, Elle, because our episode last week went for two hours.
Yeah, you pointed that out to me.
I thought that was hilarious and terrible.
I'm glad that I don't listen to our show.
If you were listening to the show and you saw that it was a fucking, like, a thick and girthy two-hour smasher and you bailed at the hour mark, I don't blame you.
I mean... That was when we filed after the Arizona was at the hour point.
Like, holy shit, this episode's going forever.
We don't have anyone to rein us little babies in.
It's just the kitten wrangler went off for a smoke break, so the kittens are just getting it up in all of your kitchen.
There's just sugar and trash everywhere.
There's a roll of toilet paper being destroyed.
Yeah. I'm sure there's some people out there who are like, man, every once in a while, Mike is pretty harsh on Mike and or Haley.
But I think this is the exact way I put it to Haley when she texted me.
I was like, sometimes Mike just needs somebody to tell him to shut his wet mouth.
It's just like, whatever point you're making may be good, but I need you to shut up because we have to keep going.
Cruel but fair. I accept that.
That's what it is to be the person with the reins.
And I've got the reins on the reins.
It's reinsception. You've told me to shut my wet mouth before.
I've rambled for too long.
You're like, Haley, it's time to shut up.
I need to remember that when your mouth needs to be shut, it should be less descriptive because there's a whole other layer of connotation for me to put a descriptor on that mouth.
So for you, it should shut your mouth!
Like... Because otherwise it's just like, shut your hot mouth, shut your wet mouth, shut your, you know, it's just like, eh, this all reads a little different.
Except for, unless we have beautiful babies out there that are shipping me and Mike, in which case, they must be very excited when I tell them to shut his wet, succulent mouth.
I do, I ship you guys. Nice.
I mean, that is gross.
That is gross just because of the way that we look as people.
Elmite. That's what it's called.
We're strong allies here, but I mean, neither of us are exactly like your typical Greek god.
No, wait. Your ship name is Michael.
It's like Michael's just an old friend.
Yeah. That's your ship name.
Hell yeah. The Mike L fan shipping community.
Mike L. Thank you.
I mean, thank God we never have to worry about fan art of that.
Because again, that would be...
Unless one of our fans is like a caricature artist on a boardwalk.
I'd be like, they could pull it off.
Speaking of art, can I ask a question?
Has anyone seen Megalopolis or however you say it?
No, but I sent a message out to my friend group on Discord.
Well, the ones I watch movies with.
Literally yesterday as I was waiting for my train home, it said, I don't think I've ever wanted to see a movie that I know is going to be very bad.
More than I want to see Megalopolis.
Have you seen the big boner clip that's floating around online?
What do you think of my boner?
There's some clips out there from scenes for that movie that make it look like a 30 Rock sketch, but it's real!
It's a real scene from a Francis Ford Coppola movie that he believed in so strongly he funded it himself to the tune of $140 million.
I've seen clips of the real world, how there's a real person in the audience that is supposed to interact with the screen, and then the screen gets really tiny for some reason at that point.
And I'm just curious how that's going to work at any theater here, because none of them are doing it, as far as I can tell.
I'm assuming the interactive one is its own cut.
I don't think I'm going to be getting that experience when and if I ever go see it in a theater, which I will not because I do not want to support it with money.
I want to support it with my eyes only because it seems like It seems like one of those, like, a disaster you know is coming and you can't wait to see play out.
Like, when you're watching a clip of, like, a bully tormenting a kid, but you know, based on what it's called, that that little kid is about to snap and kill that bully or whatever, and you're like, oh, man!
It's the point that this is going to get in!
Like, Megalobo seems like...
I mean, it's crazy. This guy, he talks about his boner and then he...
I don't want to spoil it for anybody.
Wait for Megalopolis to be free and then support it by watching it for free.
Don't give that man your money. My movie moment this week has been hearing about Joker 2 spoilers and people just...
Spoiler, that's also a disaster and everybody saw it coming and anybody who thought it was going to make a billion dollars like the first was about to be for a real big surprise.
Yeah, basically. I mean, yeah, it is...
Right now, everything I'm reading online is that the movie is super rough, and oh boy.
And I'm not going to talk about what the actual spoiler is, but...
Basically, people's reaction to the story is, there's no way that's real.
And then everybody else saying, no, it actually is real.
This is the ending of the movie.
And people just saying, no.
Why? There is no God.
People have lost their faith in the universe as a result of Joker 2.
The best part is I haven't heard the way it ends.
I have avoided that spoiler so far, which is great, because that means that my assessment of that movie being a huge flaming mess just waiting to happen is independent of knowing how the terrible ending is.
But it's not surprising.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was a hospital show where it was an autistic kid, Snow Globe, like it was all a dream.
Like Harley Quinn on a rooftop getting her brains beaten in by Batman and she's just hallucinating this whole...
If that's the ending of the movie, 10 out of 5 stars.
Is this the sequel to the Robert Pattinson Joker?
No, Robert Pattinson is Batman in that segment of movies, which the new television show The Penguin is a part of.
Joker Foliadue is a sequel to just Joker, which is like a completely separate universe of films that the director insists has nothing to do with any of the other films, because that wouldn't make any fucking sense.
So it's a very good idea for him to come up strongly against that.
Yeah, so basically he was just talking about how he wanted to do a film about mental illness and how people with mental illness are treated by society and...
One thing led to another and they just slapped Joker on it.
Because the Jaqueline Phoenix Joker is just an idiot with mental illness.
He is a nut.
He's not the clown prince of crime.
He's not Heath Ledger's Joker rigging up bombs to blow up hospitals and rob banks and pull off capers.
He's just a moron.
And that's all he is.
And so...
It's in between the first and second one, and Harley Quinn is just imagining it throughout the whole second one in a subversion of the first movie.
Now that I know there's such a terrible ending to it, I'm trying to think of what the bad ending could possibly be.
These are all great candidates where endings would just be like, that's a lazy ending.
Yeah. Would you like the Washington Phoenix version of the Joker?
Again, I think the character was whatever.
The problem is that he's not the Joker.
He's just a nut who wears clown makeup.
Which, yeah, you can call that the Joker, but he's not pulling off capers.
He's not doing stuff.
The Jack Nicholson Joker and the Heath Ledger Joker and every other Joker in mythology is...
They have power levels of some magnitude where they're a threat to society beyond being idiot with a gun causing a little mayhem.
And that's all Joaquin Phoenix's Joker is, which was fine for the movies.
The character was fine, but it's just...
Crazy guy! For the record, that's also kind of what the Riddler is in that stupid Batman movie.
Like, at the end of it, his big plan is just like, alright, thanks everybody for being part of my plan.
Now that I've blown up the retaining wall and flooded Gotham City, I'll turn it over to my faceless racist goons who just want to shoot people with their guns.
And it's just like, oh, that was your masterstroke?
Was to just have some guys shoot some people with guns?
It's like, hey, dickheads, why am I going to your superhero movie to watch shit that I can see in real life?
Like, I want my Joker to be like, yeah, my big plan is I'm gonna strap you to a jack in the box, I'm gonna turn this
big crank, and when the jack pops, it's gonna rip you and Robin clean in half!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I honestly, I have, I know that a lot of people liked that, the Joaquin Phoenix Joker, and
His performance is really great.
Across the political spectrum, people found meaning in it.
That's what made me actually watch it, because I rarely watch these kind of movies.
I found it to be generally his character to be politically empty and all the politics to happen outside him, which I thought it was interesting that so many people Globbed on to this generally empty character, in my opinion.
But I guess that's why people see themselves in it.
That Joker wasn't a Rorschach.
It was just you projected onto the Joker whenever you wanted to.
And if you're a right-winger, you see this guy who's tired of being a cuck, and he's now taking things into his own...
Hands and obtaining agency for the first time.
And if you're a liberal, you're saying, oh, this poor man fell through the cracks of society that doesn't care about the lower class and lashes out in violence because this is how crime happens because we're not improving the welfare state to care for people like this and blah, blah, blah. And it's just, at the end of the day, that's the thing is I feel like at the end of the day, that's kind of what the director was going for, but he had to slap Joker on it because...
Mentally ill guy society doesn't care about would have generated zero dollars.
Nobody would have cared about that movie except for Yeah, to be fair, those movies do tend to win Oscars, but not make a lot of money.
But, you know, everybody loves the Joker for some reason.
And to be honest, I could rant about superhero movies getting more serious for an indefinite amount of time, but I must insist that I shut my own wet mouth.
Bonus episode. Yeah, because we need to get to our amuse-bouche.
It's time for a light sampling of insanity.
Get ready for the amuse-bouche.
Sometimes Mike really knows how to get the blood flow going south at the border, if you get my meaning, because the amuse-bouche topic number one simply says Illuminati hurricane.
Wow, what a combination of stuff.
The stuff I love about QAnon, I thought it was gone.
So the big hurricane that we've all been hit by, at least if you're in literally any of the southeast, because North Carolina, Florida, South Carolina, everywhere, just annihilation wave.
QAnon has immediately jumped onto this with a bunch of theories.
A, HAARP, and that this was a lot of red districts being assaulted by these hurricanes in an effort to disrupt voting for these communities during the election so that the hardcore MAGA folks will not be able to get to the polls, allowing Biden to steal Georgia and North Carolina and thusly make Harris the president.
I'm going to make a joke in poor taste.
Thankfully, we have a content warning ahead of the show.
But I'm also... This is a second warning.
The following joke will be in poor taste.
But remember a few pods ago, maybe like a month ago, I mentioned that tweet about that guy talking about how the government could never penetrate the impregnable fortress of Appalachia.
Like, how are they going to get their tanks in the Appalachian Mountains?
Well, fuck around and find out.
Okay, just kidding. But I would like to shout out the harp nod because Sarge, our dearly departed Sarge, because he's dead.
No, he's not. He's just dead to us.
But he loved Weather Machine.
Weather Machine was one of his favorite things.
So you'll never hear this, Sarge, but shout out to you.
It's Weather Machine. What I love about Weather Machine is that why didn't Trump bring up the Weather Machine's existence during his presidency?
I just deal with so many QAnon people...
I just love how...
All these conspiracy theories are presupposed that Trump didn't have access to this information while being president.
So what's the point of making him president again if it's not going to help fix it?
If he's not going to crush the conspiracies this time?
Because he didn't do it last time, so I don't understand why we're putting faith in this guy
when he literally did not do a single thing to stop the conspiracy's last presidency.
I have a conspiracy from a local kook.
Oh, thank God. He's not actually local, but he is part of the local, like, stop the steal scene.
Oh, I've never been more excited. I will not name him, but this is a conspiracy that I haven't heard before.
For context, Michael Crow is the president of Arizona State University, the main college here.
North Carolina, Georgia.
How about this? Michael Crow, you and your CIA, IQT, IDF, GCHQ, F-slur minions cut out the weather-tear bullshit and help North Carolina and Georgia like they deserve as states in our republic are all fucking expose you and y'all's cute little palantir-like flood disaster weapon.
Okay. Wait, so is that guy's...
That was kind of difficult to parse.
So he thinks it's gay people with a flood machine?
He thinks it's the president of Arizona State University, the dean, controlling the CIA, IQT, IDF, and GCHQ. I don't know what all these acronyms mean.
I mean, I know some of them, I think.
Right. Yeah, IDF is obviously the Israeli Defense Force.
CIA, we know that one.
IQT? I don't know.
Maybe he just thinks he's cute.
Maybe. That's another one, is that the president of Arizona State University is responsible for the flooding.
I mean, that's oddly specific.
Why? What does Arizona have against North Carolina that they were just like, hey, I need you to literally catastrophically destroy this place?
Like, what the fuck kind of beef is that?
Like did they beat him at football?
Like is that...
The Pewds at the Swiss golf football game, they must be destroyed!
Use the flood machine!
Initiate Project Noah!
I like the idea that we have interstate conflict on that level
Where Arizona just looks at North Carolina and is just like You pieces of shit
Now it's fucking on for real.
And now, like, North Carolina is going to activate their crippling heat ray, and suddenly Phoenix, Arizona is going to have temperatures around, like, 170 Fahrenheit.
If you go outside for more than a minute, you die immediately.
This weekend we did actually have record heat for this time of year.
It was the hottest it's ever been.
So maybe these were the first shots.
North Carolina did that. North Carolina's heat ray is...
You tried to knock out North Carolina's heat ray with your hurricane ray.
So it's just weather roar.
The state's babbling.
It's great. North Carolina, come on and raise up.
Take your shirt off. Raise it above your head.
Spin it to generate a heat ray.
Yes! Those are the lyrics.
I... Yeah, those were Petey Pablo's instructions, as I recall.
Man, oh man. I'm assuming the biggest conspiracy theory is that somehow it didn't happen.
There is some...
Cat Turd and some other right-wingers had some weird stories about how they're like, this hurricane's being reported really funny.
I don't know what's going on.
And somebody else had a story, talked about how Hurricane...
Hurricane water smells a certain way like the ocean, but this water isn't smelling properly, so it's some sort of imported terror water that's being thrown at them by illegitimate, non-natural means.
Right. Jesus Christ, we're outsourcing our floods?
Like, what happened to this country, you know?
Yeah, the Hurricane Helene truthers are getting quite creative with their hurricane logic, reason, or lack thereof.
It's very strange.
I... Yeah, that's incredibly bizarre.
It's obviously a thing that happened.
It was a natural event, but was exacerbated by unnatural forces.
Those people never want to acknowledge that, though.
This is just part of a natural cycle.
It's fine. It'll be fine.
Everyone's doing fine. But at the end of each one of these shows...
Yeah. At the end of each of these shows, we mention charitable donations and how those are great, and we give you suggestions on how to use them.
But if you're inclined, I mean, I feel like you know where you need to put that now for the time being.
But I'm bringing it up now, because I'm sure people ignore the end of the show very frequently.
So get out your wallets, not for us, but for these people whose communities were destroyed by the weather machine.
Yeah, I have friends who can't reach their family at the moment still.
The roads are still taken out, so anyone who has the means to donate resources, do that.
And just on my side of things, just because I monitor hate, you know, there is a lot of right-wingers that are taking up the, like, oh, look at all these immigrants in the community taking resources when our citizens need them right now.
So they're continuing this, like, Oh, and the other final thing that the right is doing here is they're trying to manifest a Biden's Katrina in all of this.
Even though all the governors, including the Republican governors, have been, oh no, the Biden administration just literally cranked open the cash spigot and just poured resources into our states when we requested them.
We've got all the various right-wingers, Trump included, Trump who actually did a rally and drew We're good to go.
Yeah, I mean, don't get me wrong.
Obviously, you would always like a very strong presidential response and federal response to disasters like this, but...
At the moment, there's a bunch of crazy shit going on that may be pulling the president in several directions.
And he's an old man, which is a fight that we all won, getting him to admit by refusing to continue running for president.
He acknowledges defeat in that sense.
He's an old man. He's being stretched very far by geopolitics right now, and then this huge natural disaster happens.
It's not looking great for Sleepy Joe.
I mean, if he was running for president, I would be very upset.
But... But yeah, obviously the disaster following Helen is quite terrible, but we do have to move on to talk about the latest man-made disaster that's happening in our country at the moment, which is this longshoreman awakening slash labor strike, because of course the Great Awakening is upon us and it starts...
With our laborers, our longshoremen, our container-sorting fellows, and their powerful cranes.
So, the longshoremen strike happens, and QAnon's reaction to this is, how is this about us?
That's the most important thing these people live with, is how do they center themselves inside every news story?
And their answer to this question this time around was that Trump has gotten to the longshoremen and has convinced them to strike because we all know that Donald Trump loves unions, loves labor, is very protective of these things.
And that this strike that Trump encouraged is going to make it so that we wean ourselves off of global products and that we return manufacturing to America, make ourselves self-sufficient, and then we can tell China and India and all the other nations we get our cheap products from to go pound sand.
And now America is revitalized, energized, wealthier than ever, and the Great Awakening happens.
I mean, it really helps that Trump also got his good friend Joe Biden to also agree with him and refused to step in to use his powers to make them fucking get back to the table for 80 days, which, you know, it is within his right to refuse to do.
But Donald Trump was just like, hey, man, we really need you to sit this one out.
And Joe Biden was like, I got you, dog.
You know, me and your writer dies.
I love you. Oh, yeah, yeah. Much as the Mike Owl shipping community is intense, the Biden-Trump love affair community, a lot of that out on the internet.
You can find... Dude, after this election is done, and when Kamala's in the White House, hopefully by the grace of whatever God may or may not exist, and Donald Trump finally decides to give it up, the four of us can go hit the Lynx.
I've never played golf in my life.
Maybe those old men can teach me a third or two, you know?
Well, I mean, you're a woman. I don't think you're allowed.
Donald would get pretty squarely if you were out on the Lynx with his hailing.
I'm sorry. I think it's men's only.
Yeah, I understand.
Yeah, I mean, he's got grabby hands, you know, but no one can stop him.
I mean, Lord knows we've tried.
I'd take him out if we did that.
We've fucking tried. People have tried, Hayley, twice!
The man is Teflon John.
He's like Fortune from the Metal Gear series where bullets just redirect around her.
She's magic. Yeah, he's like the opposite of Wanted, the movie.
It's okay. That's the great thing about fascists, is that they are so not enough.
Oh, man. We need to...
That's our new goal, is to change fascist sex appeal.
We need... No!
No! We don't...
Don't sink fascists on Hayley!
What are you doing?
She just said she liked the way it is.
Fine, fine, fine. You no-fun-nicks.
Wow. Anyway, yeah, so, I mean, like, so is this about them?
No. No, right? It's just about money.
It's just about nearly 100% paying.
Yeah, well, the thing...
It says you can never make a robot give a robot my job.
Right, that's the thing that's so weird. Right.
When you look at the people who are, when you talk to Joe Sixpack and Judy Punchclock about this strike, they're probably saying stuff along the lines of, well, I'm sure they're doing hard work.
They need more money. It's great.
And then you tell those people, oh, yeah, by the way, the longshoremen also want an ironclad refusal of automation in their job.
And then they just look at you squirrelly and be like, what the fuck does that mean?
How do you do that?
How do you put up a sign that says, no robot need apply at your workplace?
Because, spoiler alert.
Also, for the record, literally nobody I've talked to have heard the numbers involved and just been like, oh, the pay increase they're asking for is reasonable.
It's the robot stuff that's hard to swallow.
Because most of the people I know that I talk to are already making less than what they're making, so the fact that they want an 80% pay increase on top of all that shit sounds like bananas to a lot of people, you know?
It's just like, oh, you already make twice what some of the people I've spoken to are making.
The cost of living down in those areas is way less than the cost of living where I live, but they apparently need 80% more.
And it's just like, you know, that is their right to bargain for.
And like, hopefully they get it or whatever.
Like, you know, it is what it is.
That's how unions work. But like, I don't know, like I say, like, my empathy for that is incredibly low because their standard of living is already higher than mine.
So I don't give a fuck about their plight.
I'm sorry. Shout out to the strikers.
Shout out to all people striking, usually.
I was like, damn, those folks are making, like, what, 30k a year?
That's gotta be pretty tough. Yeah, give them twice that.
And it was just like, oh, no, they're making, like, 67, 70k a year already.
And it's just like, ooooh!
Oh! It's a- it's a- It's a- it's a- ooooh!
Sorry.
Uh, but yeah, that's just a me thing, you know?
That's just a me thing, you know?
When I get to the six-figure club, I'll be right there with them.
Yeah, hell yeah, raising that fist, but I'm not there yet.
They are still allowing arm shipments to go out, too, which I find to be funny.
It's kind of like a little bit...
No solidarity there, I guess.
But otherwise, shout out to people who strike.
You should always ask for more money.
Literally drain your boss of all his funds.
Fuck him. Oh yeah! I agree.
I'll always side with labor over capital.
It's just the fact that This is a weird situation in that what happened with the rail strike?
It happened when the rail workers were fighting for what they were for sick time and obviously higher wages.
And then people were pointing out, oh yeah, by the way, it's in the law they actually can't strike because it would destroy America if they did so.
And then they got what they wanted through a longer term of negotiating than America was paying attention to at the end.
They got like four sick days, etc., etc.
And that's what's weird about this Longshoremen strike, because it, as has been mentioned, is this could be actually devastating, but they're allowed to do it, and Biden's letting them do it.
And what's funny is that, in spite of all of that, everything I'm seeing is like, Longshoremen are like, thanks for letting us do this, Mr.
President, and they're just going to run to the polls and vote for Trump, because...
Oh yeah, absolutely. That is the unfortunate state of affairs.
There are some things that just sort of ring true, and that seems to be one of them.
But to be fair, I just don't think that...
When Biden was just like, I don't believe in that, it's like, okay, cool.
Rock on. That's your stance or whatever.
But in terms of moving the needle politically for anyone, there was like 200 people across the country that were just like, I was on the fence, but Biden was super duper firm with the labor guys, so he's got my vote.
And it's like, who cares? Politically, with all the other stuff going on right now, it's just...
Also, again, if the Middle East wasn't on fire, if Greece wasn't literally on fire, if shit wasn't bad all over, maybe I'd be a little more invested in this striking thing, but generally I'm just like...
Whatever.
But it is good that we're not all in lockstep.
See? Not all liberals are in lockstep about shit.
We all have a diverse range of opinions on stuff like this.
And that's what makes us great.
I've always said that we are great, and I continue to maintain that we are great.
But we do have to stop talking about this.
Instead, we have to talk about Trump's Archangel tweet, briefly.
I don't know what this is about.
Mike, what the... So, Donald Trump made a tweet which he did not write.
This was almost obviously Dan Scavino.
It was a tweet that...
Trump says, St.
Michael, the archangel, defend us in battle.
Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him.
We humbly pray. And do thou, O Prince of Heavenly Hosts, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan and all evil spirits who prowl the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Amen. And it's got a picture of art, which I believe is the archangel Michael beating the shit out of Satan from some old-timey Renaissance painter.
And Uh, Donald Trump, uh, President Trump, uh, President Trump, name a single archangel.
Puts Mike in face. Literal, literal eternity of silence until he turns into a skeleton and then into dust.
Yeah. Aw, bummer.
That's a bummer. He couldn't answer it.
He never even got close.
He didn't even try. Yeah. And I saw a lot of people online talking about Opus Dei and other right-wing lunatic Christian movements, and my reaction was, no, you're just wrong.
This is just straight QAnon, because boy howdy did QAnon react to it.
One guy was like, oh shit, this perfectly synchronizes with the cue clock and this cue drop here.
There's a big cue drop with a hand holding a flaming sword and it talks about St.
Michael and all that good stuff.
And I think this was done by Dan Scavino, who saw the cue drop.
And... Yeah.
Did Donald Trump, known Catholic or something, because I don't know if Protestants are supposed
to worship the saints or the archangels or any of that stuff.
I thought they were mostly just all the Trinity all the time.
But yeah, it got everybody all hot and bothered that he was citing this kind of religiosity
bullshit that Kewitt previously cited.
Thank you.
This reminds me, I have a hard-hitting question for you guys.
Well, not reminds me, but it generated this hard-hitting question for you guys.
Are you disappointed that or relieved that...
AI image generation was not yet a thing when Q was doing drops.
I would say that I'd be relieved by it because if this was during the time when Q was firing out the greatest hits and all that kind of stuff, we would have gotten so many attempts at making Frazzledrip.
It would have been just absolutely bananas.
We would have gotten so many fake gore videos.
The AI is coming, a frazzled rip.
So Mike is going on record as relieved that Q could not do AI image generation.
How about you, Hayley? I'm going to go on record saying disappointed that I would love to have just seen what sort of bonkers stuff like people could decode from Q like if he was just like say a cryptic thing do the Riddler Q and then bam like an inscrutable AI image and you're just like oh my god like the decode could you imagine?
I feel like more more AI weird fascist propaganda is coming like there's going to be like a resurgence of QAnon Stuff with AI art because there's like this weird resurgence of the worst Nazi propaganda I've ever seen in my life in AI form.
I sent Mike a video earlier today of the fascist party in Germany sharing an AI video.
It's like them deporting immigrants in a plane with like sexy white people dancing.
To, like, Swedish pop.
And it's just, like, the weirdest fucking era of, uh, fascist AI art.
I'm just picturing, like, me, like, hanging out with my friends, like, foam vibrates, and I just look at it, and they're just like, oh, what's that?
And I'm just like, uh, go to send me a video.
Like, oh, damn, let me look!
And it's just some like Nazi Swedish guys doing an EDM dance.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Oh my god, man!
Like I thought she was like sending you her tiddies or something.
What the fuck is this?
I'm just like, no, dude.
No. It's fucking...
That's how my lady friends roll.
It's all about documenting fascism and artificial intelligence.
It's incredible. It's like, you know what?
That was my fault for mentioning the gender.
Yes. That's how you know this shit is fake, because I don't hang out with any people that identify as a gooder.
Like, what a creep. Just say you like German golf.
Ha ha ha! It's like, dude, I like jerking off.
And I'm just like, right on, brother. Keep it to yourself, though.
You know? Like...
This is a bluey convention.
And we used to have boundaries, and we need to restore something.
Back off. Anyway.
It is time, once again, for us to tear down our boundaries and invite in...
The horrible vampire creature that is the state of Arizona.
And for that, I'm going to turn it over to our Arizona correspondent, Haley, a.k.a.
All Things Arizona Crazy, which is what this subtitle says.
But her subtitle also says, Shaylee!
I forgot about Shaylee!
Talking about Arizona.
Hi, friend. How is your state doing this week?
Great, I'm sure. Everything's going good.
That's it. Okay, excellent.
Update over. It's time for Q's in the news.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the news.
You soon as you lose, Haley.
No Arizona for you. People of Arizona, you have Shaley to play.
Eric, the dude said operative when he was in here this last week.
He was like, oh shit, now I see what they're talking about with Shaley.
So it's just like... Dude, I'm glad that we are not crazy.
I mean, it really does look like that.
You really need that closed parentheses for context.
Yes. Okay, so this week will be a journey a little bit, but...
I think it highlights how of a time we're in in about five weeks, which is election day, which is...
Can you believe that we're only five weeks out from election?
It's so far away and also so close.
It's like, it's like bizarrely terrifying.
It's so...
Because the thing is, is I see so many QAnon people posting stuff like...
In 35 days, we'll find out if we still have a country or not.
And it's like, yeah, we will.
But just the opposite from what you think.
Just, boy howdy, do you not understand how this really goes down?
If you're idiot...
Yeah, what's against cyclical thinking?
Yes, exactly!
Um, before we jump in, I actually did get my first mailer from Elon Musk's pro-Trump, um...
It's called AmericaPact.
Um, and it's a very...
Are you smoking that right now?
Yep, I'm smoking that America pack.
Are you smoking that America pack right now?
We are, baby! Thanks, Elon!
Boo! Um, but it's just a Kamala Harris edited into the, um, uh, comic by, uh, Casey Green, the this is fine.
Kamala is the dog.
Kamala is the dog trapped by the burning house saying this is fine.
Wow. Calling Kamala a dog, that's a Mike Raines.
That does not represent who we are as a podcast.
Yes. Yeah, I feel like you could just say that.
I do like, you know, crediting the author is obviously great, but yeah, I feel like most people know what you're talking about when you say that this is fine, dog.
This is fine went pretty big.
Well, they responded to my tweet, so I'm going to get to that.
But yeah, they...
And then you flip it over, and it says, like, everything may be fine for Kamala Harris and her liberal cohorts, but hardworking Arizonans are struggling.
And then it has the X logo twice, and it says, government price controls on food and new tax on unrealized capital gains unprecedented in American history.
Reject the Biden-Harris agenda.
Which, Biden's not on the ticket.
But, yeah, so I got that.
The creator of the art said that, quit notifying me about this.
I don't give a shit. So, that was their official response.
But I thought it was funny that Elon's, like...
First mailer that I get is the most online...
What is this?
Who is this for?
The best part is that it's perfectly kind of old person because that is a thing that people will get, but it's also a thing that was, I want to say, popular four years ago.
So people will look at it and just be like, oh yeah, I remember that.
And that's about that. It'd be like if they were just like, Kamala Harris wants badgers and mushrooms.
And people of a certain age would just be like, I remember that joke.
I remember that. It's a snake.
Ooh, it's a snake.
Oh, yeah. Who's supposed to think that's so uproariously funny that they're just like, sir, you've earned my vote!
What an excellent parody of that comic.
I love it. Truly, Kamala Harris is a dog.
Or a bitch, if you will.
It is just truly amazing to me how Elon has destroyed whatever power he would have in this election compared to what he would have had before he just became an idiot right wing nut.
Yeah, he posted a tweet nine hours ago, and it says, Trump Vance must win!
I can't handle four years of seeing and hearing Kamala Walls.
That would be cruel and unusual punishment!
And it's like, oh my god, like, if you were just the guy that built rockets and ran Tesla, and every now and then you just...
Popped on TV and said something to the effect of, I think Donald Trump's business plans are good for America.
I think his policies are what this country needs to spur growth and continue our prosperity.
He would be so much more of an effective surrogate for the Trump campaign and Republicans, instead of just being this whiny, cat-turned, pleasing chud, who's just like, oh, Kamala's laugh makes me cry!
Please vote for Daddy Trump!
It's like, oh, man. You're the...
It's funny.
I just watched a Todd in the Shadows shout-out.
He is a music critic YouTuber with a series called Train Records.
His most recent one was about Kid Rock's big latest album, the one that flopped real bad.
And it's the same sort of thing.
It's like super funny where he goes over and he's just like, Kid Rock was like actually pretty influential.
Like, there's an alternate timeline where Kid Rock is like this elder statesman of like this weird rap rock hybrid stuff that eventually went on to just do like regular butt rock country music.
But, like, people still respect it.
But instead, we live in the dimension where he hitched his wagon to Donald Trump and then put out an album about how snowflakes win participation trophies.
And here we are. Like, it's like he's his career star.
Yeah, he's literally just known as a Trump suck-up at this point.
He gets to go to the White House when Trump's president.
It's like, way to go, Kid Rock.
Way to go. We could put a name to that, and the name to that could be the Zachary Levi Maneuver, because he's doing it as we speak.
He's just like, man, I released two massive Stinko bombs that have absolutely obliterated my movie career, and so I'm going from being a weird RFK supporter to a weird Trumper, and it's just like, well, you're done and dusted, mate. You better hope they have another heroic story of a guy who saves traffic children that you can maybe jockey for, because...
You better hope that you can kill Jim Carvizio in one-on-one combat in a gladiatorial ring for the one movie role you get.
Yeah, so anyways, Elon Pack in Arizona.
What the fuck? But anyway, the main story is actually...
Okay, so you know how, like...
It's a pretty big right-wing talking point, including from Trump himself, that everybody voting should be required to prove citizenship.
And in Arizona, this is a huge point of contention because there's a lot of Latinos in the state.
There's a lot of baseline racism.
There's this assumption that they're all undocumented.
But... In Maricopa County, it was discovered that there was a kind of glitch.
There was basically an oversight because in Arizona, you already have...
You already have proof of citizenship when you register to vote because when you show your license, that's proof of citizenship here.
Your license is proof of citizenship.
If you don't have citizenship, there is a...
Hold on.
Yes. Can anybody even hear me?
I can hear you. Okay, because you're working completely on my end.
But anyway, so in Arizona, you have your proof of citizenship by just showing your ID, which is already how it works.
But back in 1996, people with licenses before 1996...
It missed that they actually didn't need to show proof of citizen back then.
So these people were all registered to vote without technically showing proof of citizenship, even though they have gotten a license here and have been voting for basically the last 20 years with no issue, which it would have fucking shown up at some point over these years that they...
We're not documented.
So because this oversight happened, there was a disagreement between some of the people that run elections here, and it went to the Arizona Supreme Court.
And the Arizona Republican Party literally had their attorneys file an amicus brief arguing
that these people who have not technically proven citizenship to stay on the voter rolls
because they skewed Republican, they were older.
It was people that literally had their license before 1996.
Like these are older folks at this point.
So and the Arizona Supreme Court, which also skews right, decided that these people can
vote.
They will they will not be kicked from the voter rolls.
They'll be able to vote.
So there's there's this huge chunk of majority, basically white, older Republicans that will
not be kicked from the voter rolls, which is still good.
People shouldn't be fucking kicked from the voter rolls en masse five weeks of the election.
Yeah, older in Arizona.
Sorry, that's a bad one. Yeah.
But... Even though this is technically a win for the Republican Party, now the Republican Party and the whole right-wing disinformation sphere is taking the headlines of this, that 200,000 plus, basically, people who haven't proven citizenship will be allowed to vote, and they're spinning it as if it's 200,000 undocumented immigrants who are voting.
Like... So that's kind of what's been happening here.
This was a pretty big deal.
It was like, were they going to kick off hundreds of thousands of people from the voter rolls or not?
And then once it was discovered that technically most of them, the majority of them were Republican, it was like, yeah, of course the Republicans want them on.
But... Now that it's happened, they're back to using it as a tool to spew disinformation.
Now there's basically a belief amongst the right wing that there's going to be hundreds of thousands of undocumented immigrants voting in this election.
There's been, like, weird disinfo people going to apartment complexes that house migrants here, being like, do you vote here?
And putting it online as if they do, even though they don't.
So that's what's cooking up five weeks out from the election.
It's going to be a normal election, I'm sure.
No problems. Adrian Fontes, the Secretary of State here, doesn't think there'll be any problems because people faced consequences last time.
So everybody's really prepared.
And that's it.
Are the Cyber Ninjas on standby?
Do we have the Ninjas ready to go?
The Cyber Ninjas are actually currently doing something in Georgia.
Because that recent decision where there was something decided over there about...
Yeah, they have their voter committee vote that they have to count every ballot by hand.
And everyone's throwing a fit because that's going to delay results for centuries.
And I don't even know if the Secretary of State...
Yes, exactly!
But yeah, I don't know if the Secretary of State or the Governor's going to actually allow them to do this because the people on the board that voted for this were just lunatic maggot shuds.
And the Governor of Georgia and the Secretary of State of Georgia are...
They'll kiss Trump's ass, but they've already been on the wrong side of him because they certified Georgia's election results in 2020.
And then Trump tried to primary them and they destroyed Trump's primary challengers with contemptuous ease
So they don't actually fear Trump like Kemp and Rassenberger or whatever his name is like the two of them
Actually give no fucks about Trump's like piss-baby attitude when it comes to these things
Funnily enough though there was this leaked conversation between governor Katie Hobbs
Attorney general Chris Mays and Secretary of State Adrian Fontes where they were talking about this glitch and
basically saying like They didn't know how to handle it either because they're
like well, once the conspiracy theorists get a hold of this, we're fucked.
And one of them leaked that conversation to the media, and the conspiracy theorists are taking that conversation and also making conspiracies out of it, so we're in the moment.
Put Katie Hobbs in that little cartoon.
This is fine. Just Katie in the burning house.
It'd be great. Well, I sure hope that's all the Arizona news that's fit to print because I must ask Haley to shut your nondescript mouth because we have to get to our headline news segment.
I almost said our mailbag, but that is to come as well.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News.
For realsies this time, it's Q's in the news.
Let's talk about this crazy thing that Mike sent me, one of the ones that I truly have no idea about.
Quote, QAnon lady goes out Bill Cooper style, unquote.
I have no idea what that means. I don't know who Bill Cooper is, so...
So, Bill Cooper was the proto-Alex Jones.
Alex Jones basically stole Bill Cooper's shtick, but the main difference between Al and Bill was that Bill was a true believer nut, and Alex is just a grifter trying to make a buck off this shit.
And Bill Cooper actually died in a police standoff where they were trying to serve him for, I believe it was like unpaid taxes and all that kind of good stuff.
And so, yeah, Bill just went down in a firefight.
Round, brother.
Round. You love to see that.
So, yeah.
And so, just like a day or two ago, Tammy Perry, a QAnon believer who was seen on the...
What? I said a QAnon believer named Tammy?
Get out of here. You shut up.
You knocked me over with a feather.
She was seen on the Capitol at January 6th with a giant Q flag.
She did lots of videos about the fact that she was going to the Capitol and how it was going to be this awesome patriotic moment.
And everyone should remember where they were when they liberated the American Republic from the bad people doing the bad things.
And our girl Tammy, after all of this, was apparently being served by a process officer.
We don't know what she was being served.
It was a moment in an eviction notice.
Her house, which people in the neighborhood called the Q House...
Because it had a big sign that said QAnon inside one of the windows.
Yes, you can see the QAnon sign in the police photos.
She... Apparently the house had been sold recently to an LLC, which may or may not be an actual company, or may just have been the people who bought the house, used the Shell Corporation...
To try to maintain some level of anonymity since, again, they knew who the current owner of the house was, aka a QAnon promoting crazy person.
And from the police reports that we've got, because again, this is a developing story.
It's only been 48 hours, so more details as events warrant.
She fired at the officer that was serving her the eviction notice with a shotgun, at which point the officer returned fire upon her, killing her.
So this is the story of QAnon in a nutshell.
Right on, later brother.
I love how much they love cops, right up until the part where they're, like, shooting their guns at them because they have reached a disagreement about the law that they are on the wrong side of.
Back to blue until I open fire on them.
Yes, that's the QAnon motto.
Tammy was a doctor before she got her license taken away, but can you believe that?
That'd be great. That was your doctor?
Um... I mean, it's like fucking me on Bali or whatever, being like a crazy anti-vaccine job.
It's like, you know, your profession and or your degrees doesn't necessarily influence your position on stuff that should be fucking self-evident, like vaccine efficacy and Q&A thing.
Yeah, I think it was like in any healthy society, the lady that was yelling outside her house every single day with a flag while planes flew over would probably get some help, but we live in America.
She should have been the main character of Joker Funny Do, or whatever you call that movie.
She should have been the Lady Gaga character.
Oh yeah, what Haley was mentioning there was another thing that she liked to do was that when planes would go near her house, she would run out into her yard and wave a Trump flag to try to get the people on the plane's attention that she loves Trump and they should love Trump too.
Nice. Yeah, I couldn't believe she was blonde.
I was like, really?
Tammy? Blonde? Yeah.
A blonde Tammy. You don't really see that very often.
Except for literally everyone with that name and the history of that name.
You know? Like, I would be terrified if I went to go see a doctor and I'd just be like, hi, my name is Dr.
Tammy. And I'd just be like...
That was what she said.
Yeah. And she's like, well, that is my name.
But I'd be like, that's sure. No, the part you got wrong.
Yeah, I'm leaving.
Immediately brings up your insurances network, looks for another new primary care physician.
You're like, okay, let's call Steve.
Hopefully Steve isn't insane.
Let's go. Now I have to find a new OBGYN. Yes.
But yeah... Anyway, that's unfortunate, and it is a wacky story, but since it is a developing story, I'm going to swiftly away from it to save time.
So, rest in peace, Tammy, I guess?
I don't know. That's a tough one.
You never want anybody to suicide by cop, but sometimes when they do, you find out they're a wacky Trump supporter.
And by sometimes, I mean almost all the times.
Okay, so Moving on.
There was a nice big vice-presidential style debate.
A cage match between balls to the walls and jorkin' to penis vets!
And I didn't pay attention to it at all, so I can only assume that Vance ranted like a soft lunatic trying to prove that he is going to be the new Donald Trump, and Walls out-talked him very effortlessly, but it won't matter.
That is my assessment as a layman.
Tell me I'm wrong and that Walls crushed it.
I wish I could.
What was very funny was that QAnon immediately was all like, oh man, Vance just fucking smacked this guy's ass.
Oh, what a beating Vance put on this guy, this bum.
And then the snap polls came out, and the snap polls were, draw!
Just... Across the board, aggressive draw.
Just one poll was like 51-49 Vance.
Another poll was 47-41 Vance with like 17% undecided.
So it could not be a draw in the history of draws.
But... It kind of boosted Vance's likability a bit, which is like...
Well, it boosted both of their likability.
It was very funny, because, like, both of...
Walls went from, like, plus 22 to, like, plus 30, and Vance went from, like, negative 22 to, like, negative 4.
It was something like that. It was like, both people were like, eh, I kind of like that guy.
I like him a little more than I liked him before.
Whereas people liked Walls before and fucking hated Vance before.
I mean, it's the vice presidential debate, so I'm sure it's like you pull your average America.
They're just like, I like some of the stuff that JP was saying, but I also kind of like that Jim Walls character.
The funniest thing I saw was the poker player to right-wing grifter lunatic pipeline just continues to flow smoothly.
But one poker-playing lady, I forget what her original comment was, but it was something to the effect of, these guys are actually having a real debate.
It isn't like when Kamala and Trump were talking shit at each other, and Elon jumped in and was like, yes, they are very civil.
I'm like, this is something we can reach for and hope for in America.
And I'm like, Elon, you literally think that Kamala Harris is the devil, and that if America votes her way, we will all die.
But because some pretty poker lady was talking about the high-minded nature of the debate, you're like, no, they were both pretty civil.
Cordial debate. I was okay with it.
Yeah. He probably seems to impregnate him.
Yeah, Elon looks at a woman and is just like, I could put a baby in her.
That's literally his only thought.
When he took a shot at Taylor Swift, I was like, oh man, this guy has truly lost the blood.
He has no idea. The thing is...
He's like, I have the most money, therefore I am the most famous and popular.
It's like, no. Some of that is true.
Only the first part, the money part.
The rest of it is apparently not true.
It's weird. Elon's brain is so rotted at this point that I almost think that he doesn't even take joy in the concept of sex.
He's just like, I need to make my superhuman seed spread even further.
He just wants to knock women up.
He's not even like...
I forgot they're all trans.
Please all be trans.
Please all discover your inner you and that be trans.
I want to see it break this man.
I want him to burn literally his entire fortune trying to solve that issue.
Being like, there's gotta be a gene!
And then he just dies in poverty.
It would be even better if it was the way all flat-earthers try to solve the problem of proving the Earth is flat, where they just find out it's round.
Where Elon just spends all this money trying to find a gene or something inside the human body that generates the trans identity.
And through his billions of dollars of research, he just constantly reaffirms the fact that it's just the way your brain is formed.
In utero, and that some people just have a trans brain.
And he's just like, no, it can't be.
It just can't be. Your consciousness decides this for yourself based on your brain.
It has to be something else.
It's like, nope, sorry, Elon. It's just the way you're born, and there's no way to fix that.
Because it's not something to be fixed.
It's just an identity.
Get over yourself. And he just...
I picture him just, like, dramatically, like, brushing a bunch of papers off his desk, like, throwing a fit.
But he doesn't need the papers, because everything's on computers, so he has, like, a paper person, like, as his PA, like, comes in and resets the papers.
So that inevitably, the next time he tries to eliminate the trans gene and fails, he has something that he can throw in his fit.
Oh, yeah. No.
You can't do that.
You've wasted all of your money and you couldn't do it.
I just think that all he wants to do is breed because he's a dumb weirdo who thinks he's superhuman and his powerful seed needs to save the world.
Anyway, this discussion about Elon Musk's seat is my fault.
I apologize. We were talking about Jerker to Penis Vance versus James Walsh.
Um... Sorry.
I have a couple observations from the event.
Right on. Hit us. Besides the thing that they were too...
Like, Wall should have hit him with the weird and not, like, I agree with you, which was really annoying.
They just kept agreeing on stuff.
It was very funny to hear JD Vance be like, I actually agree with you on a lot of stuff.
It's just that Kamala I can't stand.
It's like, gee, everybody hates about Kamala.
Can we get the message out to liberals that reaching across the aisle has never been effective and it's not starting anytime soon and that time is over and we're done?
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear you go like, I actually agree with a guy that wants to turn you into a breeding cow on a farm to put out 12 sows for our fashion.
Anytime you agree with that guy, keep it to your goddamn self.
It's just like, because CNN was like, it was great because they were so civil towards one another.
They were doing that too. But Rawls did very good, obviously, on the reproductive rights stuff because he kills it with that line.
You can tell the stuff his heart isn't in.
He has to repeat just some typical hardline border stuff that...
You can tell his soul dies a bit when he does that.
I did love his flub where he meant to say that I have met a lot of victims of school shooters and instead said I'm friends with a lot of victims of school shooters and he accidentally said I'm friends with a lot of school shooters and...
That, the dad who is like incredibly right wing and kind of lost his mind from the Parkland was like, I can't believe that we have a candidate that's saying he's friends with school shooters.
Disqualified! And Trump shared that.
I've seen a bunch of idiots trying to make hay out of that.
It's really funny. And I think that's like...
To me, that's kind of like the important part of the debate isn't the debate so much.
It's the virality of the clips that come from the debate.
And on that front, Walls is the winner, objectively, because the two main viral clips from this debate are A... Vance making his comment about the illegal Haitians in Springfield, and the moderator immediately saying, sir, they're legal citizens of America.
And then Vance freaking out and saying, hey, there are no fact checks in this debate.
You're not allowed to do that.
And the thing was, is, J.D., you set yourself up for that so viciously by literally doing speeches leading into this debate where you said, I know they're legal.
I don't care. Gonna lie about it.
I'm going to say they're not legal.
Fuck you if you don't like it.
So when you walk onto this debate stage, the moderator knows that you're thinking that.
So the moderator in the back of their head is thinking, if JD says that shit, I've got to speak up.
I've got to hit him with the fact that he's lying.
Because he's stated at rallies he's going to lie.
So I've seen plenty of memes on the internet about...
I saw one of Obi-Wan Kenobi talking about Luke Skywalker saying, yo, you told me my dad killed my parents.
You told me that Vader killed my parents.
Bob, what the fuck? And then Obi-Wan responds, hey, I was told there'd be no fact checking.
And just, like, that kind of, like, JD's now the butt of that joke, which is, like, one of the two viral memes.
And the other viral moment was when Walls went at Vance over January 6th and just said, yo, like, what the fuck was that all about?
And Vance smarmily said, I'm not going to talk about the 2020 election.
I'm looking forward.
And then Vance said, that's a damning non-answer.
And Vance gave a little smirk, like, fuck you.
But yeah, those were the two moments that are actually getting any traction out of the debate.
The school shooter thing is an obvious misstatement, and anyone clutching their pearls over it knows they're lying, and they're just doing it for the sake of doing it.
Vance, look...
Clearly they haven't seen that.
I just saw a TikTok the other day of Donald Trump speaking at some rally, spinning out, talking about how our actors aren't hot anymore.
I was just like, what the fuck is he...
What actual point is he trying to make?
He's just talking about how ugly...
He was like, who can even play that part?
Nobody can play that part now.
When I think of modern Hollywood, I think to myself, you know what?
None of the men or women there are fuckable.
I just can't...
I'm not attracted to any of them.
It's just impossible.
There's no way that Hollywood could find anyone sexually...
Yeah. Jason Momoa and Amy Taylor-Joy don't exist.
Get out of here. Shut up.
Hollywood is full of attractive people.
It's so easy to name a thousand of them on both sides of the gender spectrum and everything else.
Yeah, exactly. You're like...
No, no, no. Go ahead, Haley.
It's all you. I just love the idea that they're leaning into the flub, the school shooter flub, because it's like this idea that Walls, who's just like the most Midwestern dad, is leaning into like the accelerations too.
Yeah, I saw some queuing on people saying, was he Friends of Crooks and the guy on the golf course?
It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what he was saying, buddy.
It's that whole Illuminati thing.
It's the intergalactic contract law where they've got to admit what their crimes are and then inflict them upon you.
Oh yeah, all of that.
What was he teaching in them gym classes?
That's what I want to know.
Is he raising an American al-Qaeda?
Yeah, but it's just like, you could, right now, I mean, it's always been the way in Hollywood, but like, right now, you could be like, I'm asexual, and Hollywood would be like, here's the hottest person for asexual people.
You'd be like, oh, oh, wow, I would actually have sex with them.
I mean, it's just, it doesn't matter.
Like, everything about Hollywood is attractiveness and beautiful people and all that nonsense.
It's why it's Hollywood.
It's so stupid.
The other little thing that came up during all of this is if these people are worried about Tim Walz being a little mushy-mouthed and all that good stuff, right before the debate happened came the breaking news that the Trump campaign is not going to do the interview with 60 Minutes before the election.
That Harris already has her interview with 60 Minutes in the can.
They're going to air that.
I don't know if it's going to be this week or next week, but this is like a tradition where 60 Minutes grabs both candidates, sits them down, grills them, sees why they should be the president.
And the Trump campaign just came out and said, we're not doing it!
Fuck off! So...
Alright, somebody get word to the Trump camp and tell him that we're willing to count down the 60 minutes on one of his $100,000 watches.
Oh, the stories of those watches just gets worse by the day.
Like, there's already stories about how they're probably Chinese-made.
There's almost no way they're legitimate.
It's obviously a money laundering scam.
It's not great.
Not great. I mean, honestly, like, if the money wasn't going to Donald Trump, I would love for a bunch of people that have that sort of money to blow it on a Donald Trump watch that's gonna come, like, straight from Timu or whatever.
Here's $100,000 for this sweet watch, and then they're just like, oh, man, it's even got a sweet feature where the natural gold turns my wrist green.
Mmm, so green.
Green, like all the money Trump's gonna make me when he turns the economy around.
Oh, yeah. This watch is incredible.
You wouldn't believe it. It's going to turn your wrist green like money.
Who doesn't love a green wrist?
I mean, I don't do it, but that's because you know I have money.
Anyway, the watch is green.
Oh, God. I did that in high school.
I gave my high school girlfriend a bracelet, and it turned her wrist green.
She told me. She was like, oh god.
And I was like, oh god, I'm such a fan of her.
It was great. It was just one of those awesome moments where it's like, man, next time invest in a little quality, buddy.
Like, through your 13-year-old girlfriend.
I deserve real gold!
I love high school.
Like, middle school and high school where everything feels so intense, but, like, looking back on it, you're just like, dude, we were little kids, like, playing ground up.
So funny. Uh...
My final note from the debate is that the funniest tweet that I saw from the debate was from a Turning Point USA person shared by Justine Wadsack, and they said, J.D. Vance just became America's heartthrob.
Oh, that reminds me.
Have you seen the Yesify J.D. Vance photo they're trying to shop around?
Yeah. Yeah.
That was insane.
It's just like, holy shit.
We all have eyes.
I mean, like, granted, some people do have visual impairment, but enough of the population can visually see JD Vance.
Like, you're not gonna trick us into thinking he's some sort of Giga Chad.
That dude has never mewed once in his life.
Oh, yeah, the jawline you could cut a diamond on, they put on him on this photo.
It's so ridiculous.
Dude, if I traced my finger along my jawline and then touched the tip of my nose, he wouldn't even know what the fuck was going on.
Yeah. Thankfully, TikTok brain rots me enough where I could be like, how do you do, fellow kids?
Like, I'm young, skippity-tona, December.
Minecraft, really? Still?
Minecraft? It's been like 15. Okay, sure.
Yeah, Minecraft! Anyway.
End of about the enduring legacy of Minecraft.
Let's get into our glorious mailbag.
Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
It's time for Q&A. Her kommer et podcasttips fra Ekast.
Hei, Cecilie Ramona Koss-Fureseth her.
Jeg bare popper innom for å fortelle deg om den nye podcasten Søstra til, hvor vi retter rampelyset mot søsknene til landets største kjendiser.
For eksempel, broren til Ylvis.
Føler du at det er riktig å si at du i familien som har hatt mest kjønnssykdommer?
Jeg tror mamma har mer.
Ja. Ja. Søstra til Staseman.
Hvem har tatt mest narkotika?
Det er meg. Og mange fler.
You'll find it where you listen to the podcast.
I do like the very unceremonious end of that discussion about the vice presidential debate,
but I mean, it's the vice presidential debate, who cares?
As the representative of the podcast for John Everyman, I say truly, who gives a fuck about that?
I mean, there's a reason they didn't counter-program it, or they counter-programmed it around all of the football nights.
It is Tuesday night. There's the area of football games.
It's weak tea. The vice presidential debate is weak tea.
I mean, like, last election cycle, when Kamala debated Pence, all he wanted to talk about afterwards was the fact that a fly landed on Pence's head.
So... Dude, that shit was fucked up, though.
Exactly. Eric, the decent operative, says, here's an idea for a new segment.
Mike is completely incomprehensible, and Haley and Elle respond to everything he says with abroious laughter.
No words from Mike, just a burst of static followed by belly laughs.
The audience is left to wonder what comedic gold they're missing.
That's every week, only Haley and Elle don't laugh at me as much.
So... What?
Was that some sort of dig?
Did one of our episodes go out incredibly badly?
Was there some sort of sound issue where Mike was silent?
I don't think so.
I don't know if this is an attack on our audio issues or just an actual idea of some avant-garde pirate radio podcasting jibble-jabble.
I'm not going to lie, Eric.
I'm confused. I hurt myself when I confused it.
I honestly thought he was referencing the new Norm, you know, because it's just an endless laugh track.
It's just like, the Norm says static, essentially.
It's just nothing. And then everybody laughs and people wonder what they're missing.
What's the humor here?
Oh, I never watched that new Norm thing.
Oh, yeah.
Boy, howdy, is the new norm, the bad norm.
That is painful stuff.
But what's awesome is...
I mean, I'm sure people are archiving it, though, because that seems like the sort of thing that's going to become a live media fo-show.
Oh, yeah, we found some hidden shit, if you listen to our episode.
We went down a rabbit hole.
We found a webcomic that they made, like, two years ago that inspired the new norm.
Or is, like, printed off the new norm.
And it has, like, what, seven people that follow it?
We found, like, unlimited media.
Yeah. We went down a rabbit hole.
Of course.
Well, excellent.
I mean, hey, the world needs people to preserve this shit, because, you know.
It's fun to go back to in some of it.
Whether or not you want to admit it, it's technically art.
Even if it sucks and you hate it, if somebody made a thing, it's like, ah, okay.
Timecube or whatever. Timecube is nonsense, but who doesn't love Timecube?
Sorry. And there was art in reaction to the new norm, I go into this briefly, is that because it was so anti-queer, is that queer artists took the new norm and turned him into a gay icon?
Yeah, kind of.
Did they do that with Archie Bunker?
Archie Bunker seemed like the sort of character that would be ironically co-opted by marginalized groups because the whole point of that character was to be the dickhead part of the family while everybody else around him was just like, gee, Archie, gay people aren't so bad.
But everybody's just like, boo, we hate him.
He was a piece of shit. I can't believe they put that on TV. It was like, no, he was a point of view character for them to introduce stuff.
Anyway, people are done. Not all people, sorry.
Not the queer community, but I could see the queer community co-opting him ironically.
That would be a lot of fun. Oh, like an all-in-the-fail-y drag show?
I'm just thinking of that now, because there's that burlesque show that I... I don't know why, but I always get this ad on my Facebook, The Empire Strips Back.
It's like a Star Wars... Dude, they kept marketing that shit to me too.
What the fuck? I know a mutual friend of ours also had this issue because I was ranting about it.
He was like, yeah, me too. What are they thinking?
I mean, granted, I did get dragged to a burlesque show one time and I am on the list to go to a drag show with my friends the next time a good one comes around.
But like... I don't know, man.
Like, I'm not a Star Wars fan.
Right! It's so weird.
I don't know exactly why they thought I would want to go to a Star Wars-themed burlesque show.
It was very, very strange.
Hey, nerd, want a boner?
That's a new moon. It's a girl's butthole.
Get a boner. Oh, man.
Anyways, thanks, Eric, for the question or comment that led to all of this nonsense.
Mebad asks, my personal conspiracy theory is that Elon bought Twitter just for this election, and he bets on if he sells it after the next president gets sworn in.
I don't know exactly what he would sell it for, because he's destroyed it.
So I kind of feel like whatever he does with Twitter after he's done with it, I think the big problem is it's going to be a massive hit to his ego no matter what.
Yeah, I think it's sort of like the...
I disagree with the notion of the question to begin with, because I personally think that Elon Musk bought Twitter out of narcissism, and that is why he will not sell it.
Like, he is going to run that thing into the fucking ground.
I mean, he might sell it when it's like, you know, when he can get awful at it for like $400 million, and then the story becomes Elon Musk loses $43 billion on Twitter or whatever, but...
Until then, I'm sure he's going to stick it through because he's a stinky narcissist boy with a big, big ego and a wee little penis that is deformed.
The hell world deep cuts.
I love it. Yeah, I think the trajectory of Twitter is that it will continue to lead to real-world violence in a scale that will eventually get Elon into maybe some legal trouble in similar ways that other platforms have gotten in trouble.
Like, there's shit that I see on Twitter right now, currently.
Just in terms of, like...
Every news segment, you know, there's pretty violent stuff all across Twitter.
And, yeah, I think he'll, like, run into some legal troubles at some point and probably try to sell it off, and then, like, grifters will get a hold of it, and it'll just tank more and more.
And... Just get worse and worse.
Haley, I'm a little more nihilistic than you are.
I don't think people care about the violence so much, but I do think that they will come for him when we start getting a real rash of in real life pussy and bio.
Because people do hate sex.
They hate sex as much as they love sex, and they just love violence as much as they love violence, you know?
So... I think they'll be cool with it inciting violence, but as soon as it incites any real-life sexy stuff, they'll be like, that's enough.
Ladies, put your vaginas that we love away.
We do not want to see them. We only want to see them when we want to see them.
America's crippling, weird porn addiction slash puritanism.
It is truly the greatest.
I think Trent's trajectory is kind of dependent on the election, because when Kamala wins, I think they'll break Elon in a lot of ways.
Because he basically paid $44 billion to put his thumb on the scale of this election by corrupting social media through Twitter.
And if all of that shit doesn't do anything for him, he is going to be so despondent.
It's going to be devastating.
And if his boy wins, then he's going to be this lunatic who's going to want Daddy to give him a job in the government.
He's already begged.
He's hyping himself up as the Director of Government Efficiency, which stands for DOGE, because the man literally only cares about the word DOGE and the letter X, and everything else in his rotten little brain, his ketamine-infected little brain, just revolves around those two thoughts, name things X, name things DOGE, impregnate women.
Introducing Dogex, the fastest way for you to get your ketamine.
Yes, exactly.
The other thing I would say is that I don't know if grifters will get a hold of it because all the banks that are holding the bag on Elon's terrible Twitter purchase, they may just take Twitter away from him to try to give it to somebody who may try to make it make a buck.
And so you might get boring fucking venture capitalist shitweasel to get Twitter back, and then that guy's gonna come out and do this massive PR campaign, or they ban Nick Fuentes and Alex Jones and all the other Nazis, and they set up, like, a board of important people.
To monitor it and kick off all the bad actors.
And they run a bunch of ads.
Twitter! The new Twitter!
It's not a Nazi bar anymore!
Please, Disney, come back and show ads!
We need some more tail on this, though, because we have to, for it to be truly Vince McMahon-ed.
Twitter needs to crater even harder and Blue Sky needs to continue to be on the come-up until they are suddenly the scrappy underdog that is somehow now the top dog.
Only for Twitter to get his shit together and be like, alright, now it's time for us to enter our Black Sky phase.
And then they just roar back and destroy their competition and just fucking absorb Blue Sky and eat everything.
Yeah, something. But yeah.
I don't think it's going away immediately, but again, vote Harris-Walls to make Elon cry, please.
Just like, God, the sad tears that idiot would cry when all of his machinations amount to nothing.
And then all these different...
It'd be so great if they break down all the votes and are like, yeah...
Kamala won Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin by these number of votes, and consequently, this is the massive surge in young women voter turnout, so we can just give credit to Taylor Swift for carrying Kamala over the finish line, and Elon loses to Taylor, and it just breaks his little heart.
I'll be so great. Man, dude, I'm all for shameless celebrity endorsements, because my side of the field has all those celebrities.
Yeah, and our final point...
And if you're a celebrity, you're supposed to be on the right side of these sort of things, it turns out that a lot of people do expect you to make your voice heard as somebody who I'm not going to name is learning in their media cycle as we speak.
As they retreat very swiftly from the limelight.
Oh god, no, the limelight!
And finally, Pancake Peasant asks, what is your favorite fall snack or treat?
Oh man, that's a great question.
But also a bad one for me, because I'm just like a...
I'm like a fat Lummox, and I'm in a region of the world where it's pretty easy for me to get fall-themed food year-round.
So I really like an apple turnover, but that seems like a fall food, but I could just get that shit any time of the year, fresh-baked from any number of places, or just on the quick from any grocery store I go to.
But I do tend to like warm, apple-cinnamon-based desserts, which are frequently associated with fall.
And I really like pumpkin pie.
I feel like the texture of pumpkin pie is something that cannot be imitated.
So it is largely a textural experience, but I do also enjoy the taste of a nice pumpkin and spice mix.
So yeah, I'll say pumpkin pie and warm apple cinnamon desserts of all types.
And cider! Sorry, and warm apple cider.
I'm going to steal all of them. You may have none.
How about you, Hayley, who doesn't even have seasons?
I was gonna say, it's like, I kind of forgot we're in fall, because it's technically fall now, right?
Yeah, dude, it's hecka fall!
It's October! I know, and you know what?
It's been 115 here all week, so it does not feel like fall here.
It still feels like summer.
I'm still saying summer.
If I hadn't heard, like, literally from your mouth, like, the words, I like it here, I would be desperately trying to, like, I would be starting a GoFundMe to get you out of Arizona.
That place sounds horrible.
It sounds terrible. Um, so honestly, like, I know, like, all the pumpkin spice shit is out right now.
All of that, like, that kind of flavoring.
I don't really fuck with it till, like, more December time because that's when it finally gets cold and by then it's, like, Christmas kind of season.
Yeah, those are winter treats.
December is winter. Yeah.
Then it becomes winter treat.
So, skip. Sorry.
No, you just need to find it.
There has to be some sort of stuff that you can get year-round.
Dude, just like... I do like cinnamon-y stuff.
I do like the pumpkin spice flavor because it's cinnamon-y.
Basically, it's just cinnamon and all spice.
You should bake yourself a nice pumpkin pie and then just put it in the fridge and serve it cold with some Cool Whip on the top of it.
Pumpkin pie I do like.
I think that my fall treat in a way would be, because you hogged all of them, but I kind of enjoy when I buy the eclectic candy bags for people, for the trick-or-treaters, and They don't take them all, and then I just eat candies that I haven't eaten in a dog's age.
Like, oh, a baby Ruth. I haven't had that in forever.
Or some other thing.
Like a Three Musketeers.
It's like, man, who doesn't want a Snickers with nothing in it?
Three Musketeers. There we go.
So it's just like that kind of thing where I just get, when you buy the mixed bag and then you have the mixed candy, you're like, ah, that's interesting.
I haven't had that in a dog's age.
That's enjoyable. And then you forget about it until the next year because I don't know anyone who would ever go out of their way for a baby Ruth.
But if you do, bless you.
Good on you for finding joy in that candy.
Well, also, now that you have both either passed or selected one, I can tell you that I did not select all of them previously, so shout out to the following additional things that are delicious.
Apple cider donuts, cranberry everything, caramel apples, and fried dough, also known as funnel cake.
Boom! Delicious.
I know that depending on where you are, you can get your funnel cake year-round, or it's like a summer thing because of carnivals, but in my region of the world, those sort of fairs tend to be in the fall.
Oh, caramel apple, I didn't ever, oh god, I haven't had one of those in a million years, so yeah.
Yes! Destroyer.
I may never have another one again, because I'm not sure if the risk is worth it now that I'm 40-ish.
But, you know, the temptation is there.
A strong temptation. Also, I guess it's probably more of a December winter tree, too, but, you know.
Tis the season for some various types of popped corns.
You know, a little caramel corn, a little kettled corn.
Anyway, now I'm just naming food.
Wait, can I ask a question?
Are you guys going to be anything for Halloween this year?
You mean dress-up wise? Probably not.
Last year I had to run away from Halloween because there was like a curse of ill omen upon me because I bumped into a former fling and then had an awkward interaction with them where we made out a little and they were just like, ah, we can't have any sex tonight because I'm dating someone.
And I was like, then why did you call me out here to make out with me?
And then I was leaving that situation, and when I got home, an ex of mine that I haven't spoken to in like 20 years started calling my phone, which I did not answer, and I turned my phone over, and I literally just cowered in my bed until I fell asleep.
Yeah. I might do something because every so...
It doesn't happen every year, but every so often my work does a thing where if you wear a costume, you basically get thrown into a drawing and then they declare the quote-unquote best costume winner and you get money.
So the financial compensation makes it such that I may actually go to Spirit and get something.
Because what's really funny is it is incredibly obvious that it is random who wins these things.
Because we've had people walk in in just unbelievable costumes.
And people are like, oh shit!
Wow, look at that guy!
It's incredible! Oh man, I can't believe that lady dressed like that!
She's a literal dragon with fire coming out of her mouth!
And then the guy that bought a Spirit Halloween costume wins the prize.
And it's just...
Everyone's like, who's judging this shit?
I'm like, the answer is no one's judging it.
They're literally just throwing all the names of the costumed employees into a hopper and just pulling a name out.
And they're like, first place, Dave wearing...
He's the idiot from Office Space whining about his stapler.
Fourth place, the lady who was a literal real-life dragon.
So it's just like...
It's just...
No, don't even worry about it.
But... If I remember it, I might take a swing to try to win free money from the costume lottery, but I don't really have any actual plans.
I'm not opposed to the idea of wearing costumes.
I just don't do it for Halloween. If I was going to put on a costume, it would be for the music festival slash convention I go to every year, which I have been tempted to do in the past.
There was one year where we rocked up in white tuxedos because they were doing an adult prom, and I got mine stylized after the Kingpin, although my girlfriend at the time would not let me shave my beard, so I wasn't really cosplaying.
I was just in a white tux that was Kingpin-inspired.
But because the rest of it was close enough, a lot of people came up and were just like, hey, Kingpin!
And I was just like, yeah, close enough.
I was just like, you know, I could just do Kingpin cosplay if you'd let me shave my beard.
She was like, you may not shave that beard.
And I was like, fair enough, a woman I'm dating.
That seems reasonable.
I was like, look, I don't think I look good without the beard either, so I'm right there with you.
But I also typically don't give a shit enough about my appearance to not go all the way for a costume.
I'm like, yeah, fuck it, whatever. I have an opportunity this year if I wanted to.
The thing is loosely Sonic the Hedgehog themed, so if I wanted to go get a nice black suit, I could get some little beady sunglasses and shave the beard and get a fake red mustache and just rock up as a classy Dr.
Robotnik, but That requires money and effort.
And also, time is like an illusion, man.
I keep thinking that this thing is like six months away.
It's like three months away. It's like rapidly emerging.
Anyway, look at me prattling.
We're going to be here for two hours again if you let me keep going on.
Are we up to our questions?
Yeah, what are you guys looking forward to?
I believe I used this last week, but I'm going to use it again.
My upcoming visit with the sergeant.
He is approaching.
Sarge and I are going to go see a show and hang out and pal around and get caught up, and it's going to be a good time.
So I'm very excited for that.
Unfortunately, it means that I will not be on the show next week because I will be indisposed with Sarge.
Sarge and I do not have time to record podcasts.
Because I also work like a regular job.
I can only take up so much time for work.
But yeah, so I'm very excited for that, even though it will impede my ability to record next week.
But I'm giving you, dear beautiful baby, the heads up about that this time.
How about you, Hayley? Um...
So, last week I went to a museum and you know how sometimes they have these things where they're like, put your business card in here and win a prize.
Oh shit, yeah. Did you win a prize?
I did. I won the Artist of the Month piece which is hilarious because I'm pretty sure that the Artist of the Month had this incredibly bizarre Saguaro art that had like faces, creepy faces on it.
It's not like creepy and like spooky.
It's creepy and more like, wow, that's a choice.
What's the medium? I think it's a painting.
I think I'm pretty sure I took a photo of one of their pieces that was a sculpture and it was the similar vibes.
It was like this cactus with this creepy melting face and like really graphic feet.
Like it's very comical.
Wait, so you won this art piece though?
You're going to get to take it at some point?
I'm going to get a piece from them and I'm curious to see what it looks like.
That rules, actually.
I'm so jealous. It does.
It's funny. I love art.
I've never seen something like that where you put a thing in and the thing you might win is a piece from an artist that's featured in the museum that rocks.
That's excellent. But then again, I don't go to nearly as many museums as I like to.
I usually tend to reserve that for vacations and stuff.
Yeah. Funnily enough, the last time I was in a museum was with Sarge.
We were in the museum back where he lives for like four hours one day, and we only left as rapidly as we did because one of our party was just like, I have to bathroom immediately.
They got very embarrassed. Anyway, Mike, what are you looking forward to?
I'm looking forward to the fact that baseball will be over very soon, and it will not be bothering me on the background of the TVs at the casino, because people bet on it even though it is not a sport.
It is an activity. And also, there is no Arizona Snakemen in the playoffs this year, so I don't even have that, like...
Rooting vicariously for Haley through the sport to inspire me.
And the Boston Red Sox will never be good again.
So I don't have to worry about them.
So it's great. It's great all around on that front.
And beyond that, just...
Continuing to poke and prod at various structures of management around me in an effort to be allowed to train people on how to deal poker.
Because I really enjoy teaching people how to do stuff.
And hopefully one day that will be available to me.
So just crossing my fingers and toes on that front.
But beyond that, that's about it.
Man, when am I going to get to play some online poker in the state I live in?
I am very frustrated that that is still anything I can do.
Anyway, but that is a frustration I will keep to myself.
It's time to speedrun getting the fuck out of here for the week.
So thank you, dear listener, for listening and supporting the show.
If you want to support the show harder but for free, give us a five-star review wherever you get your show from.
If you have money and you want to donate it to the show, you can visit us at patreon.com slash pokerpolitics.
If you donate $5 or more per month, you get access to all of our bonus content, past, present, and future.
There's a bunch of stuff on there, so the extra money gets you like 60, 80, somewhere between 60 and 80 hours of content at this point.
Anyway, thank you to all the beautiful babies up in the crib.
If you have money and you want to do some good with it, as we mentioned earlier, there's a ton of good, you know, contemporary ways to do it.
If that's the right word, like right now going on, like relief efforts because of Helene and, you know, the stuff going on in Ukraine and all the nonsense over in the Middle East.
But what we always suggest is love146.org, an organization whose vision is the end of child trafficking and exploitation.
Thanks as always to DJ Minimal Effort for the use of our original theme song, accidentally remixed by Mike Raines, into what you heard at the top of the show.
Thanks to our buddy Frosty for all of our voiceover work.
You can find Frosty on Blue Sky at FrostyVO.
You can find us, the show you're listening to, The Adventures of Hell World, on Twitter, at Hell World, with a Q instead of an O. I am on there talking shit, mostly, so you can ignore me for the most part, unless you want some guy to be talking shit on your feed.
At Hell World Fatty, spelled the same way.
Haley, doing the good work, can be found on various social media platforms, at Arizona Right Watch, or AZRW, and migraines, of course, on various social media, at PokerPolitics.com.
So for another successful episode of the Adventures in Hell World podcast, I have been one of your hosts, the Mysterious L, joined as always by our expert in all things Arizona crazy, Hayley, a.k.a.
Arizona Rightwatch, and our expert in all things QAnon crazy, Mike Rains, a.k.a.
apoker politics. Good speed patriots.
How come what a podcast tips for a cost Hei, Cecilie Ramona Koss-Fureseth her.
Jeg bare popper innom for å fortelle deg om den nye podcasten Søstra til, hvor vi retter rampelyset mot søsknene til landets største kjennelser.
For eksempel, broren til Ilvis.
Føler du det er riktig å si at du i familien som har hatt mest kjønnssykdommer?
Jeg tror mamma har mer.
Ja. Ja. Søstratis Deisman.
Hvem har tatt mest narkotika?
Det er meg. Ja, Stian.
Og mange fler.
▲
Export Selection