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Aug. 29, 2024 - Adventures in HellwQrld

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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #204: Rumble At Arlington

This week we cover Trump pandering to QAnon and selling more NFT's. RFK Jr. goes off the rails even more than normal and Trump has his minions beat somebody up at Arlington National Cemetery. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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	Good job.
	Time for some food?
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	Chaos.
	That someone takes what is yours, invades what you have closest.
	What only you and your girlfriend know about.
	But the truth is that while a digital break-in is going on, you notice... nothing.
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	The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in-depth about QAnon.
	While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
	Listener discretion advised.
	Welcome to the week, as always, introducing Mike Low Blow Reigns.
	That's me, Mr. Lowbrow, Mike Rains, welcoming you to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld, where we had the introduction done by Hayley, as we always do.
	Thanks, Hayley, for the intro.
	I'm sorry.
	We're here for it.
	Hello, everybody.
	And the two of us were also joined by the mysterious Elle.
	Hayley had to get in there to discuss the height of your blow.
	Yes.
	No one's ever talking about high or mid blows, you know?
	Usually when blows come up, it's always low.
	That's me.
	It's like, come on, guys.
	Like, I want somebody to just be like, damn, that guy came at me with me.
	You know how, like, it's become sort of, like, fashionable to just sort of be like, like, you right, you know?
	It's just like, damn, high blow king.
	Like, perfectly within the pocket blow.
	Like, I slipped my guard, you got into there.
	High blow.
	Well done.
	Yeah.
	Following the spirit of Queensbury rules, landing ethical strikes only.
	That is you, good sir.
	Unlike Mike Raines, the king of...
	I love how formal the Brits try to be about their street fighting.
	Now you're watching this shit that's on Worldstar or whatever and it's just like, yeah, no rules.
	Pull your weave off, fucking body slam you into a car.
	I spend too much time on Twitter watching fight videos.
	I still love seeing fight videos.
	I don't love seeing fight videos but when I see them pass by and I love hearing a kid shout out World Star and I just like to know that that's still a thing.
	Shouting World Star.
	Vintage.
	Yeah, I mean, I wonder if people who are shouting it even, like, use WorldStar or have ever been on WorldStar.
	Like, I'm not convinced.
	I think maybe I went to that website once in my whole life, but I'm not even convinced that that's true.
	I can imagine it well enough that, like, I may have just, like, tricked myself into thinking that I actually ever went to WorldStar.
	So maybe that's just one of those things, like Debbie Downer.
	I'm sure that most people who have heard slash used that phrase don't know that it comes from SNL or whatever.
	It's just some stuff that works its way into the lexicon permanently.
	Yeah, it's like how The Simpsons started Quiet Part Loud.
	There's so many things that come from a source you wouldn't think of.
	Oh, I mean, you could probably find half a dozen or more just from The Simpsons.
	Like in Biggin, right?
	There's just like a word that they invented that just came into popular use.
	It's like, oh, well, good for you, I guess.
	That's pretty neat.
	Yeah, like would you go?
	Yeah, it's a large, bald, nearly hairless ape.
	With a bad temper.
	Yeah, with a bad temper.
	That is one of my favorite gags of the whole show, because it's just like such a such a loving homage to Indiana Jones once the chase starts.
	Back when the Simpsons were good.
	This is now a nostalgia podcast about the Simpsons.
	Like a teeny bit.
	Occasionally I'll watch an old episode to see if it holds up and most of them do.
	I'm pretty sure that all the stuff from the Golden Age still holds up reasonably well.
	Especially for jokes I'm hearing for the like bazillionth time over the past 30 years.
	But you know, if you put on, you know, some of the all-time bangers like short films about Springfield, Homer's Nemesis, The Stone Cutters, like, you know, there's a bunch of just funny, goofy shit in that that still makes me laugh.
	I caught the episode where Marge wanted to ban Itchy and Scratchy like a few weeks ago.
	And then the statue of David starts touring and people want that censored because of his penis.
	And there was just a lot in that episode that I was like, this is so just, it could have been made today.
	Yeah, Marge being just sort of like a fuddy-duddy, also central plot element to the Maison Derriere episode, the Last Cows episode, which is an all-time classic, so good.
	We should turn this into a Simpsons podcast.
	It'd be very easy.
	I feel like if you give white people enough time, or mostly white people I should say, because Mike and I are white and it's just driven snow, so... We reflect a lot of caucasity onto you.
	Yeah.
	Oh god, I...
	I remember the episode where they were playing Mike Tyson's punch out and Bart just kept beating up Homer and when they did the bit where he decapitated Homer's character and his head went into the sky and landed on the ground.
	I forget how young I was at the time.
	I laughed for like five minutes straight.
	It was the funniest thing Little Me had ever seen.
	I was just done.
	The Simpsons had achieved peak comedy.
	It was all downhill from there.
	There was no more we could possibly do.
	Yeah, I mean, one of the biggest things they gave us is Poochie.
	Like, we still refer to stuff as being Poochie.
	Which is funny, because Poochie was already a thing.
	ScrappyDew had already existed, and that was sort of like the archetype that they were playing off of.
	But, it was just like, they made a Poochie, and then it was just like, oh, we don't care about any of the stuff that actually existed long before that inspired this.
	Poochie is the new shark jumping analog.
	Like, something's not Poochie.
	The new character shows up and they suck and they are poochy.
	And they all die on their way back to their home planet.
	Yes!
	Someone, I recently explained my politics by explaining the scene and it made no sense but if you get me it makes sense.
	I explained the summary of my politics is the episode where Bart makes prank calls to Australia and has to go get a booting and when he finally accepts to be booted he pulls down his pants and moons them and instead it says don't tread on me and he hums like the Star Spangled Banner Um, I think that's kind of, like, that's me.
	That's the energy of me.
	I think that, like, defined my politics when I saw that as a child.
	I was like, yeah, that's me.
	Did you also like the part where they brought back a non-Indigenous species to become, like, an invasive pest?
	Yeah!
	See, it turns out I do get you, mostly because I did the episode of The Simpsons you're talking about, because it's also got some all-time great lines, like, uh, Knifey Spoonie, Ah, I see you've played Nephew Spoony before.
	It's just like such a great, dumb, classic Simpsons gag, you know?
	They don't make them like that anymore.
	Oh.
	I just love the fact that The Simpsons are still ongoing, that all the cast, all the voice actors are still just trapped creating more episodes and doing everything.
	I just can't imagine doing the same voice for 30 odd years, and you're just like, yep, I'm still 10-year-old Bart Simpson or whatever, just doing this.
	How old do you think they let the principal cast members get before they start waiving a contract in front of them that says, Hey, maybe you just let us recreate your voice with AI, because we have literal, like, thousands and thousands of hours of dialogue of you that we could build our own library from.
	Like, how much would your estate like for the rights to your voice for this character forever?
	Oh my god, it's never gonna end.
	They're never gonna end it now.
	No, I mean like, you know, if everybody decides to get paid out in that way, you know, like if the principal cast members decide that they do want to take that deal or whatever, it's hard to argue against the ethicalness of that, considering that the library that Fox would be cribbing from is the holy material that they are responsible for creating, right?
	So as long as, like, the right people are getting paid and nobody's voice is getting stolen, it would just be like, oh no, a big company with an actual example of using this AI stuff to fake a thing in a way that's sort of, like, ethical and reasonable.
	But only in so much as that you want to keep a show going for opportunity.
	So capitalism at the end of the day.
	Could get worse.
	Sorry everybody, I'm going to sound like RFK this week.
	I'm a bit sick.
	Nice.
	And she's going to kill a bear.
	And a whale.
	And any other wildlife that gets into her field of vision.
	If we were the superhero timeline, like, RFK would be our version of, like, Kraven, and all sorts of stuff would be coming out of his closet as he ran for office.
	It would just be like, oh yeah, not only did he stab this bear to death, he also, like, went, here's photos of him, like, like, punching a lion in its sleep to death.
	It would just be like, oh my god, and he'd come out and just be like, I never claimed to be a Boy Scout!
	Jesus Christ.
	Okay, let's move on to talking about Amusibushi, because we have a spicy week this week.
	It's time for a light sampling of insanity.
	Get ready for the amuse-bouche.
	You thought he was dead, but he's not!
	And unfortunately, neither is the NFT game.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Donald Trump managed to survive assassination, and also, NFTs are somehow not still dead, and the two of them are combining for a not-dead double billing.
	Once again, Trump is trying to hawk some NFT trading cards.
	Mike, what's the deal with the second release of these hot drops?
	This was, I mean, like, when I saw this originally, I was like, is this like AI?
	It was just, Well, yes.
	I mean, probably.
	It does look very much like AI.
	Like, it looks like they just used AI to make the images.
	Oh, yeah.
	But I'm saying, when Trump himself, like, did the speech, where he was like, hey, it's your favorite president, Donald Trump, here.
	I was like, is this actual Trump?
	Or is this AI Trump?
	Like, what is going on here?
	And yeah, and they did a bunch of horrible AI art, quote-unquote digital cards, and none of the speech or any of the indications about this state that this is for the campaign.
	You are literally just giving Donald Trump money to throw into his bank account if you buy this shit.
	This is not helping him get elected to be president.
	This is just, this man needs a little nest egg after this whole thing blows over, and please you, his dumb Rube audience, donate to that, and help him build up his nest egg by giving you literally worthless shit.
	It's awful.
	Also, it's like really buff Trump, like Trump's head on Tom Fitton's body holding a big Bitcoin.
	Like, why would you want that?
	And if you collect 15 of the NFTs, you can get a real physical card.
	Oh yeah, that's what I'm all about.
	But Mike, the scarcity is surely going to guarantee that that card is worth as much as Illustrator Pikachu, if not more.
	Yes.
	God.
	Yeah, it's so strange that this is a thing that he does where...
	NFTs died, I don't know what, six months ago?
	A year ago?
	When was the last time you heard anyone talking about, oh shit, there's a hot new NFT, I gotta get it on.
	And yet Trump is just fucking this dead horse.
	Just, hey everybody, remember that thing that has no value?
	I'm doing it.
	Give me a minute, wait for him to introduce his latest Trump coin.
	He's like, guys, I'm getting into the minting my own coin market.
	It's never been hotter now that all the banks have folded or whatever and there's only the one place you can do it through.
	So let's get in here.
	I'm looking at the website and you can bundle the NFTs with the Trump gold sneakers.
	That's great.
	So the real question though is, do you have a solution for if I want to fuck Donald Trump's mouth?
	Yes.
	The option for you, if you wish to fuck Donald Trump's mouth, we have merchandise for you on that front as well.
	Because we have, what is it, Trumpy Trout?
	Trumpy Trout is their name?
	Trumpy Trout?
	If that's the name of the product, which it is.
	That sounds like a thing I'd really like to hear more about, because it definitely sounds totally not made up.
	Tell us more, Paul.
	Tell us more about this actually real product.
	Yes, so if you've ever seen that, like, dumb, like, bass on a wall thing where you play a noise and it sings to you, they create- Billy Crass or William Bass, if you're feeling frisky.
	Now, the thing about Mr. William Bass is that, at the very least, it's in profile and it turns to look towards you.
	Trumpy Trout is literally looking at you dead-on, straight-faced, with horrible googly eyes that just, Jesus Christ, is it unsettling to look at.
	So, when this anthropomorphized, fleshlight-looking thing tries to- Yeah, you kind of stopped describing its facial features after the eyes- You didn't have anything to say about its pouty, dick-sucking lips?
	Yes!
	Fucking, like, incredibly, like, fish-plus-trub-plus-real-girl-adult, like, dick DSLs, dude?
	Yeah, the mouth on this thing is horrifying.
	Because it's- I threw up, what'd that mouth do?
	Yes!
	I mean, it's like, it's like your, it's like the oral adapter to your fleshlight is basically what the mouth of the Trumpetrout looks like.
	And unfortunately, for the Nightmare Fuel, it, the mouth moves, like Trumpetrout's like, body, like the whole thing gestulates, and it's, oh my god.
	Oh yeah, because it has to say it's like assortment of Trump plus fish themed lines.
	You know?
	It has to say vaguely racist stuff but through a fish filter so that it's like totally cool.
	So you just be like, I'm tired of these bastards taking our jobs!
	You're like, what?
	Just shut up and suck!
	That's what I taught you!
	My name's Forciano Blow!
	Yeah, it's gonna be pretty awkward for that guy when a cop pulls him over and he's got one of those in the car.
	They're just like, are you supposed to wall mount that?
	He's like, nah, you can take it off the go... You can take it off the go, officer!
	It has a little drop stand, so you can kinda like, put it anywhere, which is like... Variable height!
	That's what it's all about.
	You need to have your Trumpy Trout just around you at all times for convenience sake.
	This thing literally looks like a mad TV sketch.
	It does.
	But it's somehow real.
	Yeah, it is.
	As Haley described the website, it is the most my-pillow-ass website in the history of the universe.
	It's so bizarre, because when you look at this thing, you have to think that these people are trolling Trump supporters.
	You have to think that this thing is a mockery of them, and yet it's earnest.
	It's actually earnest, which is even more terrifying.
	It's even worse.
	The commercial for it is great, because the fake families they show, like the acting families that they have in the commercial, they just have to seem so delighted by this thing.
	And it's just super, it's very fun to watch.
	It's like an all-Caucasian family bringing their all-Caucasian kids into the living room.
	They're all just like, the fish starts talking to them, and they're all just like, whoa!
	Like, they're all just so delighted by it, and they're just like, oh my god!
	It sounds sort of like Donald Trump!
	It's... It's... It's... I'm excited.
	When was the last time anybody bought a fucking Billy Bass?
	Like, whose marketing idea was this?
	It's like a 20-year-old novelty.
	Like...
	Spencer Gifts doesn't exist anymore to sell this, right?
	You know?
	Like, what the fuck is going on?
	I'm so confused.
	It's just everything about it.
	It's a thrift store.
	Like, you know it'll be at the thrift store eventually.
	Oh, dude, grab one of these and a Savers.
	It's gonna be so nice.
	Oh, man, it's gonna be wonderful when, like, some lunatic manager at a Five Below or whatever just, like, puts, like, 20 of them on the wall.
	They're just like, hey, fuck it.
	Whatever.
	$4.99, Trumpy Trout.
	Help yourself.
	Be like, yeah.
	I'm trying to stay away from it, though, because I don't... The mouth is very... Someone's gonna fuck it.
	There's at least a small handful of people that are gonna probably put their dick in that thing.
	For America!
	They're gonna feel the most patriotic they've ever felt.
	Oh god, the freedom of getting blown by Trumpy Drought.
	That's what it's all about, baby.
	Imagine being the wife of the guy, and you walk in on that, and he's just fleshlighting himself with a Trumpy Drought.
	You're like, oh brother.
	You're like, oh!
	But you can't say anything.
	Or even worse, it's probably in your best interest to pretend you're into it, because he is going to attack you.
	That's just how that goes for that guy.
	That guy will violently attack you.
	Because they're all monsters, is what I'm getting at.
	And speaking of dumb monsters and weird animal stuff, let's talk about RFK again, because RFK continues to have some weeks, but probably for the last time this week, or close to the last time, right?
	This has to be the last fishy gasp of RFK June, correct?
	Oh, you would hope!
	Like, the thing that's so funny about all this shit is that it basically broke exactly the way I thought it would, where instead of Trump, Accepting RFK Jr.' 's endorsement and then immediately stuffing him in the attic and throwing up fish heads for him to eat.
	Trump's just giving him the full on deep hug.
	Just, I love this RFK Jr.
	He's the best.
	And I want to make RFK Jr.
	a public face of my campaign, which is such a fucking terrible idea because this guy is nuts.
	I mean, he's absolutely out of his goddamn mind.
	And the other thing is, is that RFK Jr.
	He has no regulator.
	He doesn't understand or he just isn't capable of realizing that he is actually very bad for the Trump campaign as a surrogate because everything he says is nuts and all he does is draw negative attention to the campaign by talking.
	Like this clown, right after endorsing Trump and having the big rally that Haley will be talking about in our horrifying Arizona segment, RFK went on Twitter and replied to a nut about chemtrails and declared, we are going to stop this crime.
	We are going to jail people for chemtrails.
	Like, the chemtrailing stops in the second Trump administration because I, RFK Jr., am gonna have some clout in that administration.
	And I'm gonna, like, I'm gonna knock on the Oval Office door and some aide is gonna be like, Mr. President, RFK Jr.' 's here.
	And Trump's like, oh shit!
	And starts, like, shuffling papers along the desk.
	And then RFK Jr.
	walks in and is just like, Mr. President, We need to work on this chemtrail shit.
	And Trump just gets flop sweat over his forehead.
	He's like, you're right, Mr. Kennedy.
	I'm going to get right on it.
	We're going to handle the chemtrails.
	And RFK's like, damn right you are.
	Damn right.
	Just this whole thing is so ridiculous because you're RFK does very poorly when there's sunlight upon him.
	People getting to know who he actually is, and not knowing... All you're supposed to know about the man is that his last name is Kennedy, and that his pop-pop and his uncle got dropped by the Deep State.
	That's it.
	The moment you get one foot closer to him than that, the mask falls right off and you're like, oh shit, this guy's out of his fucking mind.
	This is absolute insanity.
	Why, why would anyone want this man within 10,000 feet of power?
	Holy shit.
	You'd run, you'd run screaming from him.
	So, oh my God.
	At the rally too, uh, it was, he announced that he was gonna like have RFK Jr., um, On a like a panel to investigate the JFK assassination and also the attempt on Trump.
	And then he put him in charge of like a health committee that would be in charge of tackling what causes autism and infertility, which like they weren't saying it explicitly on stage, but it's so obviously like vaccines cause autism type like pandering and just That's what they mean.
	You know?
	Right.
	Well, that's what I love about this shit is that the idea that Trump's people are crunching the numbers and they're just like, fucking Donnie, I gotta give you the straight dope here.
	But you've got a weakness on your anti-vax flank.
	You've got to tighten that flank up if we're going to win this election.
	The idea that Donald Trump is not cool enough for the InfoWars people, that he's got to go hard InfoWars, is like, just, holy shit.
	How lost are you, like, when it comes to this kind of thing, that you're just like, man, I need Alex Jones' audience to vote for me.
	Even though Alex Jones is literally on air 24-7 screaming about how we have to elect Trump.
	Not even that's enough to carry people over the finish line to get them to actually make that vote.
	So we need public-facing announcements by RFK Jr.
	Hey everybody, I'm dropping out!
	Vote for Trump, it's great!
	The people are too smart, Mike.
	They know that Donald Trump is full of vaccine.
	He's riddled with vaccine.
	He was pushing the vaccine.
	The vaccine that killed all of us, if you recall.
	We're all dead.
	So nothing actually matters, you know?
	We're already living in the afterlife.
	Question, Mike.
	Because we actually got this question, I think, at least twice on this podcast, that people were confused why we No, and as I said on Twitter, I was like, hey, everyone who said I was wrong and that RFK Jr.
	was hurting Democrats, you can formally apologize to me now.
	the dems really um so were you surprised by this big announcement that they were hyping up for like days uh no and as i said on twitter i was like hey everyone who said i was wrong and that rfk jr was hurting democrats you can you can formally apologize to me now line starts on the right because all i mean people are like oh but rfk is for gun control oh Oh, he's pro-abortion.
	Oh, he cares about the environment.
	Nobody knows or cares about any of that.
	Literally all anyone knows about the man is that he's an anti-vax conspiracy nut who also has some questions about 9-11 and all the rest of that shit.
	Well, that's all we knew about him.
	Recently he gave us a whole bunch of new stuff to know about him.
	Yeah, lots of new information.
	Like Brain Worm and like Bear Corpse and like Babysitter Sexual Assault.
	And now Whale Corpse Defilement, which is our newest installment in the RFC.
	Oh, dog eating?
	All the other shit kind of covered up his dog eating?
	Oh yes, yeah.
	Remember when a bunch of high-profile Republican candidates, or Republican-adjacent candidates in RFPG's case, suddenly just became, like, anti-dog and anti-cat?
	Yes!
	And it was just like, yeah, don't worry, folks, make sure to keep pissing off pet owners by talking about how you hate them.
	We're posing pictures of you eating their pets.
	Can't get enough of eating this dog.
	Go ahead.
	Or bragging about how you murdered a puppy because it wasn't obedient enough for you.
	I mean, just...
	But I also just want to...
	I mentioned it about a year ago now at this point.
	Well, not fully a year ago, but last December.
	That RFK Jr., actually had a booth at AmericaFest last year here in Phoenix.
	He wasn't here in person, but his PAC set up a booth and you can get all his books and his stickers and volunteers were campaigning for him there.
	And it's like America Fest is Turning Point USA is like fascist con that they bring here.
	Like there's that.
	I don't think it was really that surprising, but because like Turning Point USA hosted this rally, this Trump rally on Friday.
	And they like Kirk had been, Charlie Kirk, the CEO of Turning Point USA had been like hyping like we're going to have a big secret guest.
	And it's like, yeah, we all know it's gonna be fucking RFK because he's coming here the day before for a press conference where he's probably gonna drop out.
	We didn't even talk about that.
	He didn't fully drop out.
	That's kind of how it's being presented is that he's fully dropped out, but he clarified at the rally that he's only dropping out in some states and staying on the ballot in other states because he's specifically trying to hurt The Kamala campaign.
	And the best part about that was an announcement was made that he can't drop out in the battleground states that he's already on the ballot for.
	They already said no.
	I saw a post about how he has to stay on the ballot.
	I believe, I know in Michigan for sure, I believe Nevada as also, but pretty much all the battleground states he already qualified for, he is not allowed to withdraw his name from.
	So he will remain on the ballot.
	I actually saw my beloved brain worm infected moron poker player Daniel Negreanu.
	He was posting about how like, oh man, maybe we should like vote for RFK in safe states to try to get the RFK party enough percentage of the vote so that they get federal matching funds and stuff.
	And it's like, yes, please do that.
	Please create a right-wing conspiracy theory crank party that the right wing will have to negotiate with every four years or else it'll just be a permanent spoiler siphoning votes away from them.
	That would be just delightful.
	By all means, Daniel, and every other Republican in a safe red or blue state, vote RFK Jr.
	Please do.
	That would just be... You would own the libs so hard if you did that.
	You have no idea how hard you'd own us.
	Yeah, dude, I'm feeling so owned just at the possibility, you know?
	Yes.
	The ownage.
	A massive magnitude.
	Speaking of a massive magnitude of ownage, let's go, as we do every week, to the wonderful state of Arizona.
	A place of maximum ownage.
	If only because the Republican idiots inside of it continue to get blown.
	And of course, we're going to do that with our good friend and Arizona correspondent, Hayley, aka Arizona Whitewatch.
	Let me try that again, aka Arizona Rightwatch.
	No, the 100% less weird stumbling over my words.
	Hi, Hayley!
	Hello!
	We're not going to edit that out.
	We're going to leave it in because editing is a burden.
	Man, if we have to edit out every time I slur a thing, that's going to be pretty rough.
	I feel like I stumbled pretty heavily over something earlier in this very episode and just kind of powered through it.
	Anyway, time to talk about your state this week.
	As always, I'm sure you've got some spicy stuff to talk about, but I'm going to prompt you to talk about Miss Lake first, just because it was something that we all remembered late.
	So, yes, discuss our friend.
	Ms.
	Lake, who we love.
	Let's start with that because her speech wasn't anything amazing and it went for too long.
	For those of you who don't know, I'm talking about the Trump rally.
	Donald Trump came to Glendale, Arizona at the Desert Diamond Arena, which is the same place that Kamala was just at a couple of weeks ago for a very hot rally.
	Lots of people passed out.
	Carrie Lake was there.
	A lot of people probably saw the photo.
	From yeah, it said like get off the stage, you know, like Trump waiting get off now.
	Like, they were, like, telling her to get the fuck off.
	And her team, like, put out a big ol' long statement that was like, we were not kicked off stage, we were just being told, like, that Trump was waiting.
	We were just being told that we were running, like, seven minutes over schedule and that Donald Trump was waiting and that we needed to get off the stage.
	We weren't being kicked off the stage, we were just being told that we needed to get off the stage.
	No, it was really funny.
	Totally different.
	Speaking of people getting off stage, there was another person that Trump brought on besides Kennedy.
	He brought up the Arizona Police Chief President, who gave a speech, which I don't think Trump expected such long of a speech.
	And by minute 10, the crowd started booing and heckling him, and Trump was like, wrap it up.
	Yeah, wasn't Trump like lingering behind him like a ghoul for a little while?
	Before just verbally being like, hey, you gotta get the fuck out of here.
	I'm ready to talk now.
	Leave!
	So, yeah, the event was interesting in the sense that it sucked.
	First of all, it was hot as fuck.
	It was about 108 that day.
	And it had just rained the day before so it was still kind of humid.
	And unlike the Kamala organizers, Trump organizers never put up an ounce of shade for their fans or hand out a drop of water without charging.
	So people were dropping like fucking flies at this event while waiting outside because people had camped overnight as they always fucking do.
	Which isn't even necessary, it's just like you're being extra at this point.
	Like, you can show up here at like a couple hours before it needs to open and it'll pack up fine because when i went to the kamala rally that i i i showed up early because i wanted to see if like they did the same freak shit as trump people like spent the night or showed up really super early and it's like no most of them just arrived a few hours early and everybody got in at an orderly fashion you don't have to fucking spend all night they're like a weirdo anyways that's what people did
	and over a hundred people were treated for heat exhaustion they had to be taken emergency to a stadium basically across the street uh for like yeah uh to get treated for heat exhaustion and dozens of them had to get taken to the actual hospital for like because they had some pretty serious complications i could A guy dropped right in fucking front of me and he was under his merch tent.
	Um, so yeah, that was the outside.
	Uh, oh, and also in terms of merch, we had angel, we had angel flag merch.
	I sent that to you, Mike.
	Um, the, the, the, the, the miraculous flag that was wrapped up when Trump was shot at.
	Yes, the tangled flag that was obviously an angel sent by God to redirect the bullet into another person.
	I love that there's merch of that.
	I thought that was just... But there was barely... I saw one J.D.
	Vance shirt, I think, and it was just his, like, Trump's photo, J.D.
	Vance's photo, Trump-Vance, 2024, nothing interesting.
	I saw way more, like, There was just no Vance energy there.
	He was just not an entity at the event.
	I did talk to a funny guy outside who was selling the worst fucking art I've ever seen in my life.
	It was just this abstract MAGA art.
	It had Joe Rogan.
	Alex Jones, Tucker, Carrie Lake, all that.
	And he used to be like a deadhead who used to like obsessively paint like Grateful Dead stuff and like hippie art or like, you know, rock art.
	And now he does MAGA art.
	And they gave me their like some free magnets.
	And one is Hunter S. Thompson and another one is Nikola Tesla.
	So this guy was an interesting bag.
	That is a strange assortment.
	That is a strange assortment of what I can only imagine somebody has already beaten me to calling magnets.
	Exactly!
	Also, how dare they mismerge precious Tesla?
	Tesla rules!
	There's just a type of guy.
	There's there are definitely types of guys at Trump rallies and like guy who used to be kind of like old school rocker deadhead is definitely a type of Trump guy.
	There was a classic rock to conservative in the pipelines.
	Yeah.
	This guy was just an artist selling out of his van.
	I just like to go like scope the crowd of people that follow Trump around selling stuff because they're kind of weirdos in themselves, you know.
	But anyway.
	There was Proud Boy merch outside.
	There was just a bunch of awful shit.
	As far as speakers...
	It opened with fake elector and Turning Point USA affiliate Jake Hoffman, who is a lawmaker here, and like one of the slimiest pieces of shit here, honestly.
	And then like just speaker after speaker, it was like Charlie Kirk went on, Tyler Boyer, who's the CEO of Turning Point Action, Everybody was basically affiliated with Turning Point USA.
	Every single speaker talked about the Turning Point Action Chase the Vote initiative, which is they're kind of running the Get Out the Vote operation for Trump.
	In some states, mostly Arizona and like Wisconsin, Michigan.
	But Riley Gaines was one of the opensers and it's like, she doesn't even fucking live here.
	Why is she talking?
	Go to our school!
	What the fuck?
	But like she kind of had one of the longer speeches and honestly it was like incredibly vile.
	She did like obviously call the main Khalifa man and just like it was just like a 10 minute pure non-stop anti-trans like how far could I push it rant.
	And I feel like that kind of set the tone for the rest of the rally, because besides promoting the chase the vote stuff, everybody was very anti-trans.
	Everybody kind of hit the anti-trans talking points.
	Um, Eli Crane quoted the hard times create, you know, strong men, strong men create, whatever the fuck that quote.
	Yeah, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, yeah.
	I love that meme with the people at the panel at the end with someone just screaming, but you're the weak men who created hard times!
	Um, and he was like, that's my favorite quote.
	Like, what a fuckin', um, yeah.
	Uh, and just, he, like, called himself, like, a white Christian nationalist.
	He was like, oh, I bet the media will call me a white Christian nationalist just cause, like, you know, I quote the Bible.
	Um, GoStar was there, Wendy Rogers was there, she didn't speak.
	Um, Sheriff Jaro Payo, uh, was there in the audience and Trump gave him a shoutout, uh, which is your occasional reminder that yes, he is still Alive.
	Oh, die!
	Justin Heap was there, who is the person who just beat Stephen Richer in the primary, the recorder race.
	He'll be the Republican candidate.
	I think they've been keeping him in a cage because the second they let him out, he says just the worst shit possible.
	And they're trying to like not show that to, uh, because they want to win this recorder race because this is going to be like, besides the president, this is the race that Turning Point USA and like the right is kind of focusing on the most because it's who controls the ballots in Maricopa County.
	Um, and we'll also control the voter info.
	And, um, Justin Heap, I've seen him in person and he honestly is incredibly far right.
	just like you know ignorant as fuck um but since they've been hiding him it's been kind of like he hasn't been saying much and the first thing he fucking says when they let him out on stage um on friday was like oh we look at the big crowd we don't need big ai crowds to fill here like kamala just like okay dude you know maybe tone it down for like the few months that you need to tone it down
	so you don't sound like a kook, but he can't even do that.
	And unfortunately, as you know, like he he's got a good chance of winning.
	So, you know you know, maybe maybe maybe we I don't know.
	I don't know.
	That race is like, man, this is going to suck when this fucking guy if this fucking guy wins.
	But yeah.
	So anyway, that's Heap.
	Kennedy walked out to Foo Fighters?
	Did you see that?
	Yes, and oh boy howdy.
	I bet they loved that.
	I bet Dan Burrell was just like, yes, please do that more.
	Oh yeah, so immediately it was brought to the Foo Fighters' attention that that happened, that he came out to My Hero.
	And the Foo Fighters were like, no, that is unacceptable.
	And I saw so many QAnon people being like, hey, if you're mad that a bunch of regular Americans are rocking out to your tune at a big event, You think Lee Greenwood would have a problem if Kamala and Walls came out to like, proud to be an American?
	You guys would be having a stroke.
	You'd be demanding Lee Greenwood sue them into the ground, but you want artists to be forced to license their shit to Trump whenever he steals it, because that's how your world works.
	The God Emperor can do no wrong.
	That's basically what it comes down to.
	Um, so yeah, he walked out to my hero, obviously, uh, like, endorsed Trump.
	Like I said, it wasn't surprising to me.
	That was, like, the most obvious thing that was gonna fucking happen.
	Um, and Trump gave a very long, typical speech, kicked off the police associate.
	Two things I will, uh, mention that just are also kind of from the event.
	Um, I know that, like, a lot of people were, like, desperately hoping that this was gonna be empty, uh, but this is Arizona, and there's a lot of kooks here, and it was fucking packed.
	Um, it actually, I think, was a little bit more busy, uh, in terms of seat filled than the Kamala rally, just by, like, a teeny bit.
	They were basically even, uh, because, again, The arena only fits so much right now because it is under construction.
	I saw a lot of, like, In Wokeness type accounts, Charlie Kirk type accounts, being like, oh, look, we don't need the curtains, we don't need the AI, whatever.
	As I sent a video to Mike earlier from my perspective, you could clearly see the same curtains.
	They were just taking photos that, like, didn't highlight them because, again, the arena is under construction.
	So, that's where the curtain thing came from.
	Don't let, like, weird people on the timeline tell you that the event wasn't packed, because it was.
	I saw, like, some people, like, I'll just say, I saw Aaron Ruppar, like, post a couple empty seat photos, and, like, oh, event's, like, not that busy, and I actually reached out to that photographer, and she was like, well, that photo, he's kind of taking out the context there, because it was, like, before Trump had gone on.
	And, like, they filled up and it was just, like, literally five empty seats.
	It's like, don't let these people on the timeline tell you that, like, Arizona is for sure blue.
	You still have to voot.
	So make sure to do that because, like, yeah, it was packed.
	And a lot of people still like Trump here.
	It's Arizona.
	Oh, yeah.
	The one thing I saw that was, like, so funny about that is, as you said, A, it's Arizona.
	It's a battleground state.
	Trump has a lot of support.
	But I just saw a lot of tweets from people being like, this election is far from over.
	People were terrified of the Arizona crowd.
	It's like, come on, dial it down a little.
	Calm down.
	Yeah, he got a crowd.
	Remember, the whole thing about crowd sizes is that it's bullshit.
	It's a metric that matters only to Trump.
	Like, the fact that Harris was getting better crowds than him is good, and it hurts Trump's ego.
	But don't suddenly freak out and play the game on his field, where it's like, oh no, he got a good crowd, he's back in the game!
	It's like, no, that doesn't mean anything!
	His crowd is literally the same people that follow him around America all the time.
	Nope, it's over.
	I'm calling it.
	Red 50, you know?
	Yeah, all 50.
	Red California, baby.
	Red California.
	We did it.
	Red candy corny and then some.
	Yes.
	But yeah, so it was busy.
	You know, it's a big ass arena.
	It's not surprising.
	I've been, you know, to like over a dozen Trump rallies at this point in Arizona and like, yeah, they're fucking busy.
	Like people like Trump, especially depending where you go.
	Glendale is an interesting area because you do get a lot of the conservative Latinos.
	I talked to a few of them, which is always just like so annoying to me as a non-conservative Latina.
	Yeah, it always really confuses me as well, because I have a personal friend whose partner happens to be, you know, from a Mexican conservative family, but like, their parents were like, they immigrated to here themselves, so it's always just like, what?
	Eh!
	That guy hates you!
	He hates your guts, but okay!
	Yeah, I mean, you know, I could get into this for five hours, so I won't, but like, yeah, I literally have family that are Trumpers, even though I have family that is undocumented.
	So it's just like, well, what are we doing here?
	What are our politics here?
	But, you know, just, you know, some people, well, I'm not going to get into it.
	But okay, last thing I will say about the Trump rally, which I thought was wild, was that Sammy the Bull Gravano was in the crowd, who is an old mobster who killed at least 19 people and went to prison for a long time and ran a child gang here.
	He was at the rally, hyping Trump.
	He had a Trump Sammy the Bull for President shirt on.
	Literally the media goes up to him and they're just like, Sammy the Bull!
	Hey, what do you think about Trump?
	Like acting like he's a celebrity and just lets him spew just like anti-immigrant bullshit out of his mouth.
	Like acting like all the crimes coming from immigrants as if this guy didn't kill fucking 19 people.
	So that was wild to see that Sammy the Bull was there and just treated like a guy.
	Also, Arpaio made a statement after the event and he was like, oh it's so nice that Trump is linking up with Kennedy.
	That's a pretty crazy take because my take would have been, who cares?
	Fuck Italians.
	know which one he said uh to stop using the word mafia because it's racist against italians and i was just like this guy like ran a concentration camp here and he's complaining about the word mafia interesting just interesting rally all around that's a pretty crazy take because my take would have been who cares fuck italians what are they guys italians got coded white so long ago that they can't complain about shit anymore because Congratulations.
	Well, we're all gonna be white, Italians.
	Guess what, Mike?
	Once you're on the team with all the power, you don't get to complain no more.
	I'm gonna hear you too, Irish.
	Nobody gives a fuck.
	Yeah, oh, Sammy the Bull is apparently just big in Arizona, because you sent me that link to the podcast where they proved the magic bullet wasn't real.
	And after they did that shit, they interviewed Sammy the Bull about who killed Kennedy.
	And it's like, yeah, Sammy the Bull's a fucking expert on the Kennedy assassination.
	I don't know why that happened.
	I don't want that.
	Yeah, and he's like, oh yeah, it's obvious the CIA whacked him.
	What do you fuck you think, bro?
	It's like, oh god.
	It's like, yeah, thanks Sammy the Bull.
	Yeah, you know a lot about what's going on.
	Yeah, you got me.
	It was me, Sammy the Bull.
	Yeah!
	I think there was some other journalists in that outlet that were, like, incredibly embarrassed that they used him as an expert.
	So, like, yeah, we should do an episode on that.
	We should do a, like, side episode.
	Sammy the Bull says the CIA whacked Kennedy.
	Oh, God.
	Fucking clown shit.
	All right, is that all of our Arizona business for the week?
	That was the rally.
	I did get harassed.
	Woo!
	Yay!
	Harassed at the rally.
	Classic, because it works.
	But I called Uncle Travis.
	We took care of that shit.
	It was great.
	Thank you.
	Did you guys go and tune some people up?
	They beat him up for me.
	Yeah, with physical violence.
	That's the best way to solve those problems.
	Hey, that's why I'm Lobo of Mike Rains.
	Boom.
	Got in there.
	Got in there.
	If only the audience knew how many of those fake nicknames you had, like the fucking, the scroll we would have to unravel for the fucking, this is the amount of Mike, quotation marks, Rains jokes we've made over the fucking 25 years I've known you.
	So funny.
	Yes.
	It all started with crazy.
	Yes.
	I'll always... Yes?
	Yes, Hayley?
	Real quick, because I know someone will probably ask, because there was an update on the Fate Elector case that it got scheduled for January 5th, 2025.
	Oh, thank God.
	So it's a long way out, which is hilarious, but also interesting date.
	I feel like the judge was clowning there.
	The judge is like, yeah, this is going to hit him right in the feels.
	Speaking of judges and clowning, let's get into our Cues in the News.
	From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Cues in the News.
	Just when you thought it was safe to not be indicted, Trump gets re-indicted.
	My God.
	Oh my God.
	Oh my God.
	It's a special counsel with the re-indictment.
	The devastating re-indictment.
	Yeah, so Donald Trump has been re-indicted for his January 6th crimes by Jack Smith.
	And the point of this was to take the immunity ruling that the Supreme Court gave and then look at the evidence they had against Trump and be like, what would technically fall under the immunities that Trump was supposedly given by the Supreme Court?
	And what can we still hit him with?
	Pretty much Jack Smith's team was like, okay, here's the evidence we can provide about his crimes on January 6th that do not fall under quote-unquote official acts, so we can still show this to a jury and we can still convict him for this shit.
	And a grand jury was like, works for us!
	So basically all four charges that he was originally indicted for, he's been re-indicted for under the Supreme Court's new rules for what is actual evidence you can use against a sitting president.
	And Trump shit himself like the giant piss baby that he is upon finding out that he'd been re-indicted and had a big truth social post where he pissed and moaned about how this is totally unfair and absolute bullshit.
	And he's very unhappy about it.
	And this is election interference.
	If you didn't know, by the way, it is election interference.
	This is totally unfair and it's horribly awful.
	So yeah, again, this isn't going to happen before the election, but it's just nice that they're trying.
	It's really awesome to me the way QAnon always presents everything as being, oh, the universe is run by evil people that work tirelessly to try to fuck Trump over and will destroy him at a moment's notice.
	And yet you have Judge Cannon in the documents case, and the Supreme Court in the January 6th case, and all of these legal wranglings and maneuvers that just keep pushing back Trump's trials.
	And it's just, hey, I thought the deep state ran everything and ruled the universe and killed God and we're all powerful, and yet for some reason they just can't convict Trump of crimes and throw him in jail for forever and get rid of him?
	So strange that our system actually coddles and benefits a rich white Republican and lets him effectively get away with murder.
	Are you gonna square that circle for me anytime soon?
	Oh, of course you're not.
	Of course you're never gonna try to explain how that works, actually.
	Well, I mean, this is definitely good news, but, uh, I mean...
	Does it count as election interference if it's not really going to move the needle?
	People that love Donald Trump aren't going to give a fuck if they get re-indicted, and people that don't like Donald Trump are going to be like, well yeah, obviously, he's a criminal, he should already be in prison.
	I dare say, Mr. Former President Donald Trump, that this can't possibly be election interference, because despite the fact that it's a step in the right direction, nobody's votes will be swayed by this.
	Imagine being the last proud libertarian who's just like, re-indicted, eh?
	I guess I have to do it!
	There's one thing I enjoy more than the people who say those kinds of stupid things where they just Oh, you know, Trump's really bad, but Harris's lack of policy... Just shut up.
	Just shut up.
	Just vote for Trump.
	I prefer the man's bad policy over a policy I don't know.
	Right, exactly.
	Yeah, I prefer the guy who's literally doing rallies where he talks about how he ended Roe v. Wade, which is what everyone wanted him to do, and then goes on Truth Social and posts about how women's reproductive freedom will be protected under him.
	He said at the rally, which I know he said before, but it is just like, it is a ring in your ears, especially to hear in Arizona, that he would bring the biggest mass deportation In American history, even more than Operation Slur.
	I'm laughing mostly because, like, you don't have control of the soundboard, but I was thinking, like, if you did, you would have hit the bleep button to censor yourself and not actually say that word.
	Necessarily opening the door for me to talk about that Harris thing.
	How the Harris camp is now saying that they'd be totally cool with regular, always-on microphones during the debates with Donald Trump.
	And Donald Trump's camp is just like, come on, we all agreed to these rules with the muted mics.
	I mean, come on, everybody agreed that his mic would be on for a little bit of time.
	My favorite part about that was I saw so many people, so many Republicans, whining.
	And they were like, the Harris campaign is just doing this to set him up for a I'm Speaking moment where she can just cut off his interruption and go viral because she hits him with the I'm Speaking.
	And I'm just sitting there saying, you know how you can stop that?
	Not interrupt her.
	How about that?
	How about your boy not interrupt someone for 90 minutes and just wait his turn?
	Oh wait, your piss baby can't do that?
	You know that they're setting him up for the I'm Speaking moment and he can't avoid it?
	That doesn't sound very good for your candidate if he can't be baited into an obvious trap.
	I for one am glad that that's what they think they're setting them up for, because I think that a lot of us know that what they're really setting them up for is the fucking N-word countdown, and then that, like, the 24 o'clock countdown noise, the beep, boop, beep.
	In a minute now.
	Especially if she gets him riled up.
	Imagine if she got him with the I'm speaking moment and that worked him up and he was just like, yeah, here it comes, I can't fight it anymore!
	Exactly.
	Your influencer is going to call her the end of this election cycle.
	Oh, absolutely.
	Absolutely.
	They can't help themselves.
	I mean, it's just...
	Especially, like, as long as the race remains where it stands right now, where Harris has a, like, a three-point lead, the longer it stays like that, or it gets even worse for Trump, I mean, the desperation is going to be so palatable, and they're going to be, like, so frustrated that... Because for Trump's, like, shriveled, rotted-up little brain,
	All he knows is that he had this thing in the bag when he was running against Biden and now he doesn't have it in the bag and he's losing and likely to lose to Harris and that just makes him angry because he's just like this has never happened before where they got rid of the guy that was gonna lose and they put in the lady who's gonna beat me no it's just so not fair and I just think that like that kind of like
	Him feeling that he got screwed, that an injustice was done to him, makes it more likely that he's willing to just go off the rails and say something horrible.
	I don't think I got that the whole time when he was complaining about Biden being too old to be President.
	What he thought was going to happen was that Biden was going to be like, I agree!
	And for the good of the nation, I'm stepping down and I'm going to name Donald Trump President of the United States!
	Also, at the rally, there was no anti-Kamala merch yet.
	It was still anti-Biden stuff.
	Oh yeah, there were no sweet flags of a lady's silhouette jerking off two guys at once.
	No, not yet.
	They're just like, Kamala Harris, if I recall correctly, she's a woman.
	Okay, I've got merch ideas, guys.
	Let's get it out there.
	One of the A's was like, spread legs, because she's like a big whore and stuff.
	Ah, well done.
	There's scintillating mental acuity there, buddy.
	Yeah, someone's going to rip all the shitty blonde hair off the Trumpy Trouts and make Kamala Carps, and that's going to be the new, like, hot seller at all these rallies, because the whole... And weirdly, it's not going to sell as much.
	What the hell?
	And they're going to be like, you know, the poor guy at the booth is going to be like, come on guys, don't you know the Kamalka guys?
	He'll suck your dick.
	And then it's like, yeah, but we already got one of them at home.
	It's like, but you really want Trump to suck your dick?
	And they're just like, they just like, they don't say it, but they just give him a quick little nod.
	Like, yeah, that's what I want.
	Well, their eyes must have a patriotic pride.
	Yes.
	Nothing gay kind of pride.
	No hobo.
	Yes!
	It's a plastic fish.
	There's nothing gay about it.
	Nope.
	Uh, conservatives.
	You're all classed in.
	Anyway, uh, here's to the news headline number two.
	Uh, I have no idea what this even means.
	Mike sent it to me.
	It says, Graveyard Royal Rumble.
	What the fuck is this?
	What the fuck is this?
	Uh, so this is wild.
	Uh, this is basically, this basically started yesterday and we're going to see how much steam this, uh, gets.
	But, um, a couple of days ago, uh, the Trump campaign tried to do this whole thing about how, uh, the Biden-Harris administration abandoned our brave troops in Afghanistan to be murdered by the Taliban and all this shit.
	And, There was a commemoration of fallen Afghanistan soldiers, I believe the 13 who died during the withdrawal, and Trump showed up at one of the family's ceremonies, and because he's a fucking ghoul that has no concept of how anything works and has no decorum or tact, He's literally standing with the family over this gravestone giving a thumbs up like, yeah dead soldier!
	Thumbs up!
	And maybe that was it.
	Maybe it wasn't directed towards the casket.
	Maybe that was his way of saluting.
	We call that move the reverse terminator too.
	They're descending to their death and he's thumbs uping them.
	Yeah, thumbs down!
	People getting killed bad!
	Yeah, that'd be crazy!
	Um, actually, the policy of a thumbs up meant you wanted them to kill her, but you didn't.
	Actually, gladiators didn't get killed.
	Shut up.
	No one cares.
	But, uh... We need to get back to that.
	There are too many fucking, um, actually people.
	I've noticed, like, even amongst my friendship groups, there are a lot of people who are just, like, starting to... There are way too many people leading with, like, no first.
	They're like, no, but... And it's just like, dude, you don't need to correct every tiny... The world is full of tiny mistakes.
	Everyone's making them all the time.
	I don't correct your stupid grammar, or your bad spelling, so get out of here.
	So the story gets much worse than all of this, than just Trump being a weird creep at a tombstone in Ellington Cemetery.
	What actually happened, which is like dribbling out now, is that What Trump did is not allowed.
	You are not allowed to bring people to Arlington National Cemetery and videotape or photograph anything.
	The cemetery has their own staff who handles photography and videos for ceremonies and that kind of stuff.
	You can't use Arlington National Cemetery as a campaign prop is basically the gist of all this.
	When the Trump campaign started wandering about Arlington National Cemetery with their staff and their photographers and whatnot, someone from Arlington National Cemetery came up to them and said, bro, you can't fucking do this.
	No.
	No photography, no video.
	You can't be doing this.
	And the Trump campaign knew what they were doing was sketchy, so they basically found a family that was going to be having this event.
	And they tried to glom onto that family instead of just going there themselves.
	They knew if they went there themselves, they wouldn't have a leg to stand on when they got confronted by the actual staff at Arlington National Cemetery.
	So they tried to use this family as their way to sneak in.
	And then when they were still caught and they were still told they were not allowed to do this, as reported right now, Someone on Trump's staff assaulted the person from Arlington National Cemetery.
	Just started raining down knuckle jammers upon them.
	And a report has been filed against this person that attacked the staffer from Arlington National Cemetery.
	And right now, everyone online is accusing Corey Leodowski of being the person who did this because he's kind of a nut.
	And he just came back to the Trump campaign like a month ago.
	Pretty much every rational person is saying, yo, if literally any campaign other than Trump did this, it would be over.
	It would be over.
	The mainstream media would destroy them with the fury of a thousand burning suns, that you desecrated Arlington National Cemetery and a dead soldier, and when you were told to stop, you began beating up the people that told you to stop, because fuck you, we're getting our photo op, you pieces of shit.
	That is an episode in a comedy.
	A political show comedy.
	That is an episode.
	It's like Caribbean Enthusiasm plus Veep.
	Yes, exactly.
	It's Larry David as the Vice President, watching in horror as his staff is beating up someone at Arlington National Cemetery.
	He's like, what's going on?
	You told me this was okay!
	And they're like, it will be okay after we finish this asshole.
	Just cracking this dude's skull.
	So, right now the Trump campaign is claiming they have a video that exonerates them and that the staffers' claims about what happened are not true.
	Yeah, I bet they do.
	They were illegally videoing.
	That was why they got confronted.
	If anything, they're just like, that should be the end of that case, at least that part of the case.
	They're like, well, we have video that proves he didn't assault him, and it's just like, how'd you take that video?
	And they're like, touche.
	Touche.
	Yeah, so we'll see how this goes.
	We'll see if our fucking scared baby media dares confront the God Emperor about what he did.
	Not a lot of faith in that.
	I mean, now's the time.
	He's never been weaker.
	Right!
	The fact that he got bamboozled by Harris and he hasn't managed to find his footing and it's been multiple weeks now, it's like, okay, well, now's the time to get him.
	Like, really get him.
	Right.
	And this is the thing.
	How about this media?
	You actually press him on this and do a little damage to him?
	And because, again, he's walking into a debate where literally the bar being set by his own staff is, don't say the N-word on a live mic.
	That would be their victory condition, is not utter a horrifying racial slur.
	Oh my god, we didn't even talk about him getting cut off on Fox News.
	Yeah, when he called in the Fox News after Kamala's DNC speech, and they were like, yeah, Mr. President, that's great, but we gotta go to Gutfeld.
	Yeah, we can't miss the start time for Gutfeld Live, because that's more important than you.
	So, wrap it up, Mr. President.
	Yeah, he's on the teleprompter where it says minus seven minutes, like, get off the stage.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Gutfeld waiting.
	Exactly!
	Hey, there's presidents and then there's Gutfeld.
	And Fox News knows who's more important.
	I mean, that's how this works.
	Yeah, I mean, if that doesn't tell you that the ship, the SS Trump, is sinking.
	It's taking on some water, you know?
	The best part about it was... Can you imagine two years ago they'd push a ship for Gutfeld?
	I think not.
	The best part about that was after they kicked him off of Fox News, he went to Newsmax and called in there to piss and moan.
	Can you imagine being the person working the board at Newsmax, and you're like, oh shit, Trump just called in.
	What the fuck?
	Okay, fine, put him on.
	We got nothing better.
	We also have an issue about not talking about Trump's crazy anti-Semitic remark.
	We called Shapiro like a failed Jew prosecutor or something.
	What a fucking absolute lunatic.
	My God.
	No, we're not like, he wants a hot bike.
	They're just like, dude, he's gonna say something.
	Fucking fire it up.
	It used to be that people were scared about the stuff that he could put out there.
	But again, he's a fucking old man.
	He's like, he doesn't have his fastball anymore.
	He has it for a while.
	I feel like, honestly, something that happened to him, probably what I feel like happened is probably...
	Biden dropped out and then he freaked out and his freakout either triggered like a panic attack or some sort of like high stress moment.
	And he hasn't been physically right ever since.
	I feel like, I feel like the Trump campaign people who are in his inner circle are waiting for the book deal to leak the juicy details of like the Trump health crisis that erupted as a result of Biden dropping out.
	because slamming full fat coca-colas my god the full thing oh yeah yeah oh mexican cane sugar coca-colas you wouldn't believe it right but i mean people were talking about uh how oh man he's not even campaigning during the dnc and he did a couple like press conferences from his golf clubs in mar-a-lago or like a small a small like 200 person thing he did
	He wasn't doing any like rallies where he was actually like getting in front of like large crowds and people were pointing out he hasn't been doing that for a long time.
	Like the guy's been barely campaigning this whole campaign because he's 78 years old and he's Like, Biden's older, but Biden's actually in shape.
	Like, Biden's fit.
	Whereas Trump is maybe on the ozempic at this point, but he's still overweight, lazy, doesn't do anything, and has never been the most cognitively with it person on earth.
	Like, the fact that, oh my god, he's falling apart.
	It's like, he's been falling apart for forever, and people are now just noticing it because we're actually pondering if we should make this man president again, parentheses, for four more years, parentheses, for life, because that's what he wants if he wins.
	So, it's like, man, what the fuck?
	Yeah, take more notice of it, America, that one of your two candidates for president literally can't hack it anymore.
	He can't go.
	We literally said that about the Democrats guy until he had finally tapped out and admitted it.
	But Trump ain't ever tapping.
	He's never tapping.
	He's running this thing into the ground, goddammit.
	And good for us.
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	It's time for Q and A. Space Cat asks, what other weird creatures did RFK Jr.
	saw the heads off of?
	Unicorn, definitely a unicorn.
	He killed the last one.
	He killed the last unicorn.
	How that won't come out as a story, I don't know.
	I mean, it seems very likely because I remember back in the day, uh, Bill Simmons, the columnist, talked about the Tyson zone, where it's like, you could say anything about Mike Tyson and you would accept it because Mike Tyson was so fucking insane.
	Like, it's no longer the Tyson zone.
	Uh, I think Eric, the Deep State Operative, who's got a question, he made, he made that in reference to me, that we are now in the RFK Jr.
	zone, where anything you say about RFK Jr.
	is just accepted on blind faith, because there's no fucking way it won't be true.
	It's going to, it's going to work out.
	Whatever you say about them, yeah, that tracks.
	It's gonna work.
	Yeah.
	He's got the last big unicorn head.
	Does he have the Sean Connery dragon from that movie, Dragonheart?
	He was the last one.
	I am the last one!
	And then JARV kicks in and says, like, Swag, swag!
	And then boom, mounts it up.
	I mean, he'd be in the right area.
	His jumping gun's in the right area for the devil, kind of, plus or minus, you know?
	So, New Jersey devil.
	Maybe one of them up as well.
	Although, I don't want to give him credit for killing anything.
	Like, according to his own story, some random other person hit the bear with his car.
	And then he was just like, playing with it for a little while.
	Because that's what you do when you're a famous Kennedy.
	You're like, oh shit, some roadkill.
	Let me fuck around with that.
	I should bring that to show it off to my friends and stuff.
	And like, maybe like stab it a little to see what that's like.
	And it's just like, what are you fighting?
	What are you, like, a 12-year-old boy?
	Were you a 12-year-old boy in the deep South before the internet was invented?
	Yeah, are you a 12-year-old boy before you could look at titties online?
	What the fuck is wrong with you?
	Yeah, or play Roblox online, which I think is what kids actually do online these days.
	Oh, yeah, that... No, just the Roblox in the Fortnite... in the porn pipeline.
	Yes!
	Oh god, just so silly.
	Oh man, that would be the greatest.
	So, I just have the world's greatest idea, but I don't have the technical wherewithal to execute on it, so somebody feel free to steal it, and then I will at least get the smug satisfaction of being able to claim that somebody stole my idea.
	But, combine everyone's favorite thing, AI-generated art.
	And then everyone's second favorite thing, pornography.
	And then everyone's third favorite thing, loot boxes containing cosmetic skins.
	And then you just make yourself, like, a web browser or web browser AI plug-in that allows you to, like, watch porn with skins.
	Obviously not covering up the good parts.
	But, you know, with, like, some sort of, like, maybe it's, like, borders for the actual, like, window frame, or maybe it's actually covering up the people.
	You just have AI drive all that stuff.
	So it's just like, aw, sweet!
	It looks like G-Grey!
	Oh, that's coming!
	Thank you for the question.
	Eric the Deep State Operative says, so imagine you're on an electric boat and it sank from its weight and now this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and approximately 10 yards away is a shark.
	Do you stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do you jump by the shark?
	I'm jumping away from the shark.
	That's the thing about Trump's little story that never makes any sense to me, is it's like, if I'm in this boat, it's going down, and I can feel the sizzle of the electricity about to, like, get me.
	And then I see the shark.
	What compels me to dive in the shark's direction?
	I can dive away from the shark.
	Therefore, I avoid the electrocution, and I'm far away from the shark.
	Does this boat not have lifeboats?
	Like, I need to know more about this boat, President.
	I would not be in such a perilous condition.
	Yeah, some people are just afraid of the water to begin with.
	And second of all, like, you know, I am afraid of sharks.
	Like, if I'm in their territory, the ocean, I'm afraid of sharks.
	On dry land, sharks can come get it.
	I mean, come get some.
	I could take any shark on dry land.
	But, uh, in the ocean, yeah, I'm scared of sharks, so I would just also think about it and I would just be like, oh, it probably wouldn't power this boat with an electric battery if water hitting the battery caused everyone around it to be electrocuted to death.
	So I'd probably just ride it out, you know?
	But if a lifeboat wasn't available, because for some reason I'm on, like, a fucking little ratty diggy.
	An electric-powered diggy in shark-infested waters.
	He didn't specify what shark, and there's some small sharks, so maybe it wouldn't be so bad.
	Or like a nice shark, like Left Shark?
	Yes.
	Left shark, nurse shark.
	I'm up for sharks of various not evil levels of sharkitude.
	Baby Shark?
	I'll fucking give a Baby Shark the do-do-do-do if he can do what I mean.
	I'm like, I think I can take Baby Shark, even in the water.
	Let's go.
	Yes, so thank you for the question.
	Hecate Hades asks, so Vance has a couch fetish, RFK has a thing about dead animals, and Trump as well.
	Trump, what's the weirdest thing you've ever done?
	Yeah, I mean, I'm going to have to, we're going to have to read that question back to what's the weirdest thing you're willing to admit to.
	What is technically a public show?
	I mean, that's a tough one.
	Even then, like... It'd be a lot easier if this was HowlRoundAfterDark.
	I'll tell you that much.
	If this was behind a paywall, if you had to pay to hear this stuff, yeah.
	The sexy portion of the show, the part we've never actually done but have always talked about, then yeah, that would be easy.
	Uh, so, I just, I do have weird, embarrassing moments that, like, I just, like, will every once in a while reflect on, uh, from back in my past, uh, that I should just, by all accounts, forget, because they were a huge death thing, and I'm sure that nobody else remembers them at the time but me.
	I remember, like, there was one time I just, like, I transferred high school, as I was in this new high school, there was, like, some weird, uh, like, gathering, like, in the cafeteria, instead of the auditorium or whatever, it was some, like, You know, it was some big gathering.
	I don't even know what it was for anymore.
	Anyway, somebody said something, they were talking about the upcoming school festival and all the athletic competition.
	At one point, my teenage testosterone hormones kicked in and I just tried to let out one of those big, you know, like, get the crowd going, like, growl-roar things, like, get people fired up.
	Stone crickets, just a room full of people looking at me.
	And I was just like, okay, cool, that did not work.
	So, and it's like, it's not even necessarily weird.
	It's mostly just weird that I still can't shake it, even after all this time.
	A huge nothing moment, like a little capsule of nothing in my mind.
	And then also stuff that when I was like, when I was a child that I don't think necessarily counts, even though...
	Uh, just because I was, like, a kid, and I was, like, inquisitive.
	Like, uh, what, like, like, I ate a rock one time.
	I knew you weren't supposed to do it, and I knew that it probably wasn't gonna be good or whatever, but I was just like, why don't people eat rocks?
	So I just popped one in, and just swallowed it down, and I was just like, that's why!
	Every part of that experience was quite bad.
	Oh, that kind of unlocked my weird kid event, which was, at some point I just decided to eat my apples core and all, and that became the weird thing that I was known for, for being the creepy freak who ate his apples core and all.
	And then I inspired another kid who was desperate to find their niche in life, and they started eating their oranges peels and all.
	They'd like, peel the orange, eat the orange, and then eat the peel!
	Because they wanted to be weird, like me!
	I was looking at the process of peeling the orange.
	Isn't that the part you would want to cut out if you're going through the fucking hassle of eating the beel?
	I didn't question it.
	That's difficult to eat.
	It's really like... Right!
	It would be how strong your jaw would get after doing it over time.
	You'd be a fucking chewing wizard.
	My weird thing is I love banana baby food.
	I will just eat that as an adult in front of anyone.
	I'll be like, hey, uh, hey person I'm going on a first date with, I'm about to scarf down some of this banana baby food because somebody's presented it to me.
	Like, you know, get ready.
	If it's good enough for Robocop, it's good enough for me.
	Yeah, damn right.
	Anyway, Hayley, what about you?
	What's your most mundane, weird thing that you're willing to admit to on the show?
	I don't know because it's like, I can't, I think I'm too brain fog right now to recall any memories from my childhood.
	And I know I've got some weird shit because I grew up Job's Witness.
	You know?
	But, and yeah, this is not Hello World After Dark, so I'll say just the weirdest thing I've done that can click in my memories of events that I've been to was joining the Trucker Convoy.
	Because I'm not a trucker.
	This isn't my energy.
	It was a long event.
	You know, traveling through the state of Arizona with a bunch of people who wanted to overthrow the government and thought they were going to do it with their trucks.
	And it was, it was just a weird event all around.
	It was really cold, which isn't my energy.
	You know, um, it was up north.
	Uh, and like, I don't know, just a weird event all around.
	That's kind of indescribable.
	So I'll go with that.
	It's kind of a bold thing to be opting into as like a lady.
	Mm-hmm.
	Because, like, a trucker convoy seems like it's probably got, like, big S.A.
	energy.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	It had big man energy, you know?
	Um, it was... yes.
	Yeah, I mean, yeah.
	There was, like, a neo-Nazi there who was, like, I, uh, found, like, knew I was there, but didn't know what I looked like, and was, like, yeah, making some pretty interesting threats that has trucker energy.
	So, you know, yeah, it's not a cool, it was a, that's probably one of the weirdest things I've ever been on.
	It's not my type of Arizona because I'm not from the northern part and it's, it was, I'm not a trucker.
	I'm, I'm the opposite of a trucker.
	When I was a kid, I peed in my own face accidentally.
	That's another weird thing I remembered when I was thinking about weird stuff that happened to me.
	There was so much Yerba Mate on that road trip.
	They had a whole truck, like a semi-truck of Yerba Mate.
	I think somebody donated it, and it was just like a weird scene to see everybody cracking that.
	Just unlimited Yerba Mate.
	I don't know.
	It's one of those events that'll probably be my last memory when I go out, rather than something beautiful.
	It'll be Yerba Mate truckers.
	It is always weird when, like, a corporate sponsor, like, donates a bunch of shit to an event.
	Like, one time I was at an event that was sponsored by Vitacoco.
	So just, like, periodically, just around this event center, there would just be these, like, little mini fridges that were just stuffed to the brim with all-you-can-drink Vitacoco.
	So everybody that week was pretty hydrated, I must say.
	So thank you for the question.
	Leach from Buffalo asks, how widespread is the adoption of cryptocurrency ploys in Q and post-Q conspiracy theory circles?
	Oh, I gotta imagine like a thousand percent.
	It seems like there'd be so much overlap between crypto bros and stupid conspiracy bros.
	That's the thing that's kind of funny is that a lot of the old school QAnon grifters are very much against crypto scams because they know that those people are targeting their audience and taking their audience's money away from them and bringing it to themselves.
	So there are people working crypto scams, but it feels like most of the QAnon people aren't technically savvy enough to, like, make a coin or do anything like that.
	I've seen a few.
	I've seen, like, a few guys that are like, oh shit, like, USA coin is here to freedom and democracy the shit out of everybody and y'all got to get in on it.
	And... We need to crowdfund, like, a big enough pile of money where we can go to the Watkinsons.
	And just be like, hey, we want to buy that Q-Trip code off of you, dawg.
	And then we can start our own damn Q-Coin.
	And we can have Q-Coin out there and just be like, decentralized currency is the future of Q-Coin.
	Oh, that would be the ultimate pump and dump.
	Oh, what an exquisite rug pull that would be.
	Oh, man.
	Those people would get absolutely hammered.
	That's the thing that's so funny about crypto and all that shit is that it's totally unregulated.
	So all the scams that you're not allowed to do on Wall Street, you're just allowed to do in crypto.
	It's just actually legalized crime, which is awesome.
	That's a regulated currency, baby!
	Who needs regulation?
	Yeah, that reminds me.
	I gotta find him now.
	Serious, Sun Tzu's War.
	Yeah, Sun Tzu's War.
	Oh yeah, USA Coin.
	Yeah, the one guy.
	He was busy shilling USA Coin for a while.
	He even has, like, he still has USA Coin in his profile, but it's not his pinned tweet anymore, which is...
	Probably a sign that USA Coin isn't doing very well anymore, and that he's just going to kind of tangentially shill for his shitcoin.
	Well, I am surprised to find out.
	Well, I guess, like, looking at it from the sense that they're just getting their markets stolen, I'm not that surprised.
	But you would imagine there'd be a tremendous amount of overlap between the two.
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, because the shitcoin's grift is so obviously and tremendously fraudulent, Like, what else is a QAnon promoter going to make besides, like, their own coffee or shit like that?
	I mean, it's all the stuff that, like, supplements, coffees, all the shit that every scammer does.
	Like, QAnon scammers are gonna do them.
	It's just the way it is.
	And a final question from Homeless Cat with a Gun is, are you ready for some football?
	All caps on football, triple exclamation points.
	That is a question for me.
	Yes, I am ready for football.
	Football is my sad, pathetic existence.
	Last week on The Pod, I was talking about a podcast I was going to do for football.
	And literally right after the podcast ended, the pod fell apart in the most egregious way possible.
	It was so just absolute train wreck.
	So if you're actually listening to this far into the pod and you're a lady who likes football, DM me because I need lady co-hosts.
	Everything hit rock bottom.
	My hubris, like Icarus.
	I flew so close to the sun promoting my football pod.
	I don't know if what you're doing is exactly like Icarus because you're just like, hey, if you're a lady.
	I feel like that's like somebody but I'm not sure if it's like it got the same majestic quality as the flying to reach the very sun itself of Icarus!
	I was worried talking about my hubris about my I was gonna do this great football podcast and become a podcast millionaire!
	And then immediately all my co-hosts were like, look, I'm busy.
	My job just did stuff and I'm switching days and I'm just like, ah, and I'm just like, oh, okay.
	And so it just, it was just so funny that in the course of basically 45 minutes after like I had recorded the pod, it was just like, boom.
	Got my podcast, gonna have my lady co-host dunk on me, like do all that kind of fun stuff.
	Because every podcast is just a bunch of bros talking about the game, and I'm just like, that's weak.
	There should be a podcast where it's like a woman-centered podcast about football.
	And then all the women that were gonna do it with me were like, no, hard pass.
	You're a creep.
	Rejecta, I'm a Vigeland from Majority Report.
	Maybe she'll do a podcast with you.
	Okay.
	Send me your Twitter handle.
	I'm there.
	I'm desperate.
	You have no idea.
	It's so funny.
	It's so funny, because it just... It could not have cratered any harder, like, literally right after I said it.
	It was just the perfect setup.
	So, yeah.
	Did they suddenly realize that you were a man?
	I think so, yes.
	I think that was the problem.
	They were just like, wait a minute.
	Lady-centered podcast.
	You're not a lady.
	And then they're like, boo!
	They began pelting me with rotten fruit and vegetables.
	Yes, that's pretty much what happened.
	But yeah, beyond that, I've got my fantasy football ready to go.
	This is the one time of the year that I actually indulge in gambling because I do enjoy football betting.
	In a way, it's regulated because it's a short season.
	And I know there's games on Thursday nights and Monday nights, but if I don't care about those, I don't bet them.
	So it's like one day a week, I throw some money into a few games, have some fun that way.
	If you bet baseball, basketball, or hockey with any regularity, you are going to go broke.
	There's just too many games.
	And unless you're actually good at it, you just aren't going to lose.
	That's just how it works.
	So, yeah.
	I really enjoy football, and I'm looking forward to it.
	So, that will be fun.
	And it will be a thing I'll probably bring up at the end of the pod a lot.
	But, not the Patriots!
	Not the Patriots, because boy howdy.
	Looking real rough for the local boys this year.
	Gonna probably be a bandwagon Detroit Lions fan or something this season.
	No way.
	You guys are gonna go all the way, you patriots.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Oh, man.
	We don't have an offensive line, it looks like.
	It is not great.
	It's like when I would play offensive line in our flag football games in Gloucester and just get the stuffing beaten out of me.
	And large angry men would be like, you're holding on every play!
	And I'd be like, there's no ref.
	I can do anything I want.
	Shut up.
	Calm down.
	And then you produced your knife.
	And you were like, let's play some ball.
	There's no ref here, boy.
	This is a straight, straight football, knife football.
	I got you for three minutes.
	Low blow mics ready.
	If we ever want to take an Adventures in the Hellworld field trip someplace, we should go to Macho Con.
	It has fuck all to do with anything, but I just want to go to Macho Con.
	Yeah!
	It's literally a Macho Man Randy Savage convention where a bunch of people just get together, they dress like Macho Man Randy Savage, and they talk like him around each other, they drink.
	Okay, I'm going to that.
	I want to go to that.
	We're going to that.
	So basically, all you need to know about Randy Savage is that if you just are inhaling as you talk, that's his voice.
	And so basically everyone can do the macho voice, and that just became... You don't need to log into his character personality, you just need to do a bunch of cocaine.
	Yes!
	Yeah, the rest of his personality is cocaine.
	Yes.
	Every time I do that, I'm like, it should be somewhere weird in America.
	Yes.
	Well, we should go to Comet Ping Pong.
	Oh my god, we should, I know.
	Yeah, we have to go to Comet.
	That's the best.
	This is why we need one of our listeners to be like a secret, like, VC bro who just wants to fund like a weird podcast travel show where we go bizarre places.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	And it's just like, what does it have to do with QAnon?
	Nothing.
	No.
	We just think Macho Mayray and Savage God is cool.
	We travel the weird of America.
	Also, that would give us a budget to get Macho Man costumes so we could all show up as versions of Macho Man.
	That's what I'm here for.
	That'd be great.
	I could be the fattest Macho Man they've ever seen.
	I'm the Mucho Man.
	I'm Mucho Man Randy Savage.
	Oh, that unlocks a memory for me that a few years ago in the Kentucky Derby there was a horse named Mucho Macho Man.
	There we go.
	I mean, that seems like a little too much.
	Just believe in your own cleverness and just name it.
	Shorten it to Mucho Man.
	And that brings us to our final question, as always.
	What are you guys looking forward to?
	I'm going to steal Haley's before she can.
	I'm excited for a nap today because I'm in the middle of a gout flare-up.
	My toe hurts and I just want to sleep.
	Chill.
	Cool vibes only.
	Toe-relaxing vibes only.
	I wasn't gonna say nap, actually, but I do.
	You're a liar.
	How does it feel to be such a liar?
	I still have two meetings after this, and I'm honestly just looking forward to not feeling sick, which I feel sick right now, and it's like, I still have to do a bunch of work later today, and it's like, fuck off.
	So I'm looking forward to work being done and me not feeling sick, which is similar to the nap energy, but, you know, it's kind of a different answer.
	How about you, Mike?
	What are you down for?
	Oh, I'm down for this week.
	I'm going to be, the football starts for me this week.
	Boo!
	You don't get to say that.
	Boo!
	Oh, no, no.
	I got something else.
	Don't worry.
	Don't worry.
	I'm coming to that.
	But yeah, fancy football drafts this week are going to be fun.
	But I'm just looking forward to the fact that one of my favorite wrestlers, Jamie Hayter, she'd been literally injured for like a year and a half.
	She showed back up on the last big show of AEW and tonight she's wrestling for the first time in like a year and a half and she's gonna beat the shit out of her opponent because they're gonna just sell her as a shit-kicking monster, which is like what she is.
	She's like the best.
	So I'm very happy to see one of my favorite wrestlers returning from A long, I mean, a year and a half worth of injuries.
	That is, you were fucked up.
	You needed a lot of time off to get right from that.
	Are they going to change her finisher to be something, like, a little easier to perform?
	Where it's like, no, her finish is just a big kick.
	Actually, her finish is just a ripcord clothesline.
	But she just, like, fucking lands it where she's just like, by the way, you're just taking this.
	I'm not, this is not a fake clothesline.
	I'm just going to hit you with it.
	So it's really good.
	Oh, there we go.
	I mean, that is that is wholesome fun.
	Yeah, I feel like pop culture psych guys to sort of come come around on professional wrestling where now it's just like every now that everyone knows exactly what's going on.
	And everyone's on the same page.
	It's like, yeah, that's fine.
	You know, that's one of the things that like, I feel like, you know, 1020 years from now, people that are doing like, whatever the equivalent of a video essay is, in that time, we'll be looking back and doing little thick pieces about The cultural ups and downs of wrestling, like professional wrestling as a phenomenon.
	It's been really interesting to watch over the past 30 years.
	Anyway, I don't know why I got weirdly reflective about my stress right there.
	I got Haley's... Haley's giving me a zig-ah real quick.
	What's up, Haley?
	I just, before we close out, because it's close out time, basically, I just wanted to give a special shout out to a friend of the show, Stephanie.
	StephanieDoubt on Twitter.
	Who really came through this week for me.
	And I'm just giving them a special shout-out as we do close out shout-outs.
	So, shout-out.
	Well, there you go.
	Right on.
	Perfectly acceptable and well worth the zig-zag that was there.
	That was pretty exciting.
	I don't know.
	We can roll back the tape.
	but I think Michael can rub anybody's story if you know what I mean yes it's good coming anyway yes ending our way into calling Hayley a Nazi Yeah, well, you know, sometimes you gotta dust off those old bits.
	It's been a while since we've been called Haley a bitch.
	And I don't even remember how it got started.
	That's how long it's been.
	There's small plugs, just my sentences that don't make sense and make it sound like I'm saying I'm like some type of Nazi-free.
	Yeah.
	Those things plus your wildly anti-Semitic sentiment.
	That might give us the wrong impression.
	You know, I love the fact that there's probably a percentage of our listeners that just tuned out, or like switch over when we were about to do the outro stuff.
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	Thanks as always to DJ Minimal Effort for the use of our theme song, accidentally remixed by Mike Rains into what you heard at the top of the show.
	Thank you to Frosty, who's our voiceover specialist, who does all of our bumps and such.
	You can find them on BlueSky at FrostyVO.
	You can find this show, The Adventures in Hellworld, the one you're listening to right now, on Twitter, at Hellworld, with a Q instead of an O. I'm there as well, at Hellworld Fatty, spelled the same way, F-A-T-T-Y, Hellworld, with a Q instead of an O. You can find Haley on various social media, at AZRW, or Arizona Right Watch, and of course, my grains on various social media, at PokerPolitics.
	I think he's finally asleep now.
	Good job.
	Adventures in Hell World podcast.
	I have been one of your hosts in Mysterious L, joined as always by our expert in all things Arizona crazy Haley, aka Arizona Right Watch or EZRW, and our expert in all things QAnon crazy, Mike Reigns.
	Good speed, patriots!
	I think he's finally over now.
	Good job.
	Is it time for a little food?
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Crispy. - McCrispy, a juicy and fresh news from McDonald's.
	Welcome to the event office, Flaip & Knips.
	We're doing great.
	Thank you for waiting.
	Thank you for waiting.
	We're doing great.
	I'll take one more.

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