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March 22, 2024 - Adventures in HellwQrld

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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #181: Blood Bath and Beyond

This week we dive into eclipse conspiracy theories, Elon's terrible interview with Don Lemon, Millenia Trump's dress and it's secret messages. Also we deal with Trump being broke and also promising that the blood shall flow if he loses this election. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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	Thanks for watching.
	Content warning.
	The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
	Listener discretion advised.
	Hello, everybody.
	I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
	Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
	This week I am joined, as always, by Haley, a.k.a.
	Arizona Right Watch.
	Um, hello everybody.
	We were just having a very normal conversation off-air.
	Um, hello.
	Hello!
	And I'm joined by the mysterious Elle.
	Hey there, my beautiful babies!
	What's up?
	And yeah, we was having a funny conversation, but it actually was pretty normal for us.
	We're sick freaks with it, you know?
	So any sick freak conversation for us is just par for the course.
	What was that voice you just did?
	I don't know.
	It was just sort of whatever spazoid thing.
	Well, I don't think you're supposed to say that anymore.
	Whatever weird thing came to my mind up top.
	I forgot that that's... Stupid Britain.
	Using that term to refer to disabled folks.
	Like, I went my whole damn life not knowing that.
	And then they told me and I was like, no, I don't think Ruined by Woke.
	Because you know, you know me, I always hate modifying my behavior to match culture.
	Because, woke and stupid, let me be stuck in my ways!
	That's what it's all about.
	I just want to behave in the way I always have, is that so much to ask?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Unless you want it right now, in which case, here you go, partner.
	Oh, man.
	Boy.
	So how was everybody's week?
	Oh, I had a good week.
	I went to the wrestling show.
	Unfortunately, old man McWatkins was not able to hang out with me.
	They were tied up with, like, some sort of school thing.
	A bunch of undergrads came running to them, asking for assistance on some project.
	Yeah, that's not a real thing.
	Undergrads?
	No way.
	You just tell them to fuck off.
	Like, Old Man McWatkins preyed on your lack of knowledge about how that system works, if that was the line he fed you to get an MBA.
	He was just at home at his PJs with his dog.
	Like, just chilling, watching reruns of The Sopranos or something.
	That's fair.
	That's fine.
	It's very funny that you said that because Watkins actually said that he felt that he was standing me up and I was like, no, don't worry about it.
	This is the last thing I'm concerned about.
	It's all cool.
	So I was, however, I have the edict that I am owed a burger the next time I'm in Boston.
	So I do have that IOU pet coming to me, which is always nice.
	What kind of burger?
	I don't know.
	Fast food?
	A sit-down diner?
	Yeah, probably a bar.
	Somewhere near some, I don't know, whatever tourist trap I'm involved in, be it the TD Garden or Fenway Park.
	Although, I both hate baseball and I hate Fenway Park, so you can revoke my Bostonian card from me immediately.
	Because the last time I went to Fenway Park, I was still not as large a boy as I am now, but those chairs were too small for me.
	And my chair faced center field.
	Like, I had to, like, crane my neck, like, 45 degrees to see home plate.
	You know, where the game actually happens.
	When they were building this park, they were like, you know what people don't want to see?
	The actual game.
	They don't want to see the guy hit the ball or not hit the ball.
	They just want to look into the outfield and just try to infer... Yes, exactly!
	That's what fucking baseball is!
	Isn't it mostly to get drunk?
	The people who designed that stadium were actual geniuses!
	They were just like, who gives a fuck about where the seats face?
	These people are paying us two hay pennies to get in here and get shitty drunk all day off of cheap beer.
	And eat peanuts and Cracker Jacks.
	And they don't care if they ever get back!
	Eventually you get drunk enough and it doesn't matter what direction you're facing anyway.
	Nope.
	Yeah.
	And I have to imagine that if you're going to a baseball game, you're probably preloaded.
	I've been on plenty of trains with drunk yahoos going to sports games to know that that's sort of the case for most sports.
	And I would imagine that if you're just like, okay, like going to do the world's most boring thing for the world's longest stretch of time.
	Like, well, yeah, you better believe I'm drunk walking through those gates.
	If I could stumble my way to the seat at the baseball game, you're coming out ahead already, you know?
	I don't know why, but that reminded me of one of my favorite moments from leaving TD Garden.
	I was taking the train back to Salem, and I got to sit near the guy who goes to all the concerts around Lansdowne Street with the sandwich board that reads, Jesus or Hell.
	And he has this angry dude trying to get people to convert or they're going to burn forever.
	And I was like sitting like three rows in front of that guy.
	I just like saw him sandwich board next to him.
	Just another another hard day saving souls in Boston.
	Just like, man, what a what a life that guy leads.
	Applying his drag makeup.
	Yes.
	Somehow being immune to hypocrisy.
	Just be like, what do you mean?
	Fair enough.
	Yeah.
	How about you, Haley?
	How's your week?
	Um, fine.
	I slept literally all day yesterday, so does that count as something?
	Are you sick or medicated or is it just because you're coming back from travels?
	I think it's coming back from travels.
	I was in southern Arizona for a couple weeks.
	I went to the border wall, which isn't exactly a funny ha-ha story, so we won't talk about it too much, but I did go to the border wall and go to this area that a lot of right-wing fuckwads have been harassing migrants at.
	So that was my time.
	I didn't want to pry into where your secondary location was, so I just made up a story in my head that we'll have to save for Hellworld After Dark.
	I was like, what could possibly be going on in this featureless room?
	And then, yeah, my mind went to dark places.
	I guess it's good to have you back at the original home studio with all your tchotchkes on the wall.
	Yep.
	It's a big difference.
	It's a big noticeable difference when you're in a blank hotel room and then my room which looks like an explosion.
	Yeah, and you have a nice pink chair.
	Yeah, well, yeah, when I win the Powerball, I'm gonna get that, like, that Infinite X chair, that, like, lunatic chair they sell on commercials, that has infinite recline!
	Like, you can, like, literally sink in it for forever, and it will just, like, hold you up.
	It's like a chair you have to buy at installments.
	I'm like, what kind of fucking chair is this?
	That's too much of a chair.
	That's too expensive of a chair.
	Right.
	It's way too much chair for me to handle, but... And you know, sometimes if you recline too much back, I get nervous because I feel like I'm going to fall and then I get like that little panic and I rush back up, you know?
	Right, yeah.
	And then you lose your balance and you tip out of the chair.
	And then I hurt myself.
	Right.
	Yeah, that's why you have to invest like $7,000 into the X chair, so that when you have that tipping sensation, you're like, no, this chair can handle infinite recline!
	I would get nervous though, still, I would still do that little panic thing, you know?
	At some point, like, there's a point of reclining where you're just laying down, right?
	Infinite recline is bullshit.
	Like, at some point you are no longer reclined in a seating position, you just, you cross the, at some point you cross the threshold.
	Right.
	Sometimes your body's going even, like, even further back.
	You're kind of doing, like, a yoga pose at this point, you know?
	Yeah, you've gone from reclining to downward dog somehow.
	Yeah, but if you've got, like, if you've got, like, a support, I think that that's you, like, laying down at an angle or whatever.
	Right.
	I feel like the sitting part is lost in it.
	At that point, you're not even really a chair anymore.
	Yeah, it's the Midge Hedberg escalator becomes stairs.
	Your chair just becomes a bed.
	Your chair just transforms into bed.
	And that's the WALL-E dream.
	That's what the heroic second half of that movie is actually about.
	Like, look at how good these people got it.
	Isn't this sick?
	That's the message I took away from the bad half of WALL-E.
	Like the beginning of WALL-E, incredible, dystopian love story, beautiful, poignant.
	And then it's just like, oh God, every time I watch it, I'm just like, ah man, is this going to be the time where he doesn't hit the rocket?
	And then like, he has to watch Eve leave and then just sort of sit in that.
	And then the message is about like loss and understanding that like sometimes good things are fleeting.
	No, he gets on the rocket and then he goes, and there's a bunch of fat people.
	And then he's like, hey, maybe Earth again.
	And they're like, cool, we did it.
	Townie Man.
	Pixar made the greatest 30-minute short story ever, but then they also tacked on another hour's worth of bad WALL-E movie to it, or mediocre WALL-E movie to it.
	Just tell a sad story, you fucks!
	Like, Up!
	Like, when people talk about Up, is anybody talking about how awesome, like, the Antarctica part is?
	Or, like, oh, remember the part with, like, the dogs?
	No, everyone's talking, it's like, oh shit, remember that sad- The first two minutes?
	Yeah, it's like the first two minutes of the movie, and then, like, some choice parts throughout the movie where he's interacting with that kid in, like, a sad, relatable, human way.
	But unfortunately, Pixar is not interested in telling human stories with human characters.
	And they would do fucking anything to avoid doing that.
	Which is why anybody who wants to come at me about my funny joke that I and millions of other people have made about how Pixar just takes a thing and gives them emotions, you can shove that smug little observation right up your ass, because my observation is funny and true.
	They patently refuse to make a story featuring a human main character.
	They won't do it.
	They'd rather die than do it.
	Inside Out 2 is coming out, which is ostensibly about a human person, but we're going to spend the whole fucking movie inside of their brain.
	And possibly inside of the brain of their brain.
	Which is just going to be a fun trip.
	It's going to be a meta-level of being John Malkovich.
	It's just going to go beyond that.
	Yeah, and then at some point they'll pull out and they'll show you like a sad touching story between two human characters interacting.
	And you'll be like, why don't they just make a movie about this?
	They did this with The Incredibles and it was awesome!
	And then they did it again with The Incredibles 2 and it was less awesome.
	But you know, they tried!
	They gave it a go!
	But at no point during those movies did the Incredibles, like, turn into dogs, or like, ah, now they're, now they're, they're, the idea of super, now they're comic book pages, or whatever, no, it's like, they stayed, they stayed people the whole time, what a world.
	Anyway, what a bizarre rant for me to go off on.
	I've been absorbing a lot of film information recently in my downtime, because being on my weight loss journey has made me tired a lot, so I've been like laying around just watching shit on YouTube more frequently.
	It's fun.
	So I apologize to the listener for that, and I assure you we will get on topic as soon as we get into our amuse-bouche!
	It's time for a light sampling of insanity.
	Get ready for the amuse-bouche!
	All right.
	Boost topic number one, according to Mike Rains, Elon's lemon party, which is great.
	Love the idea of Elon Musk and a bunch of elderly men jerking off together in a hotel room.
	That sounds pretty sweet.
	So, uh, Boost topic number two.
	Uh, yeah.
	So what the fuck does this mean?
	This is horrible!
	Outstanding.
	No, apparently Elon was going to have a television... He was gonna let Don Lemon, the former CNN anchor guy, do a show on X, the way Tucker Carlson does a show on X. And the pilot for this Don Lemon show was an interview with Elon Musk himself.
	And Don Lemon asked hard-hitting questions like, is your drug use really good for your businesses?
	And why do you let so many Nazis use your platform?
	That doesn't seem very good.
	Elon's reaction to these questions was mostly to almost cry and start screaming at Don Lemon that he was a very bad person, saying mean, hurtful things to him.
	And as a result of this interview, Don Lemon's show with X was cancelled.
	And he will not be paid for his services on X interviewing people and doing the Don Lemon show.
	I watched a few of the clips and there was a part of me that was like, you gotta be a professional and watch the whole interview.
	But the interview is so awkward and there is nothing that hits me.
	Also, we're not journalists.
	We don't do shit.
	There's nothing that hits me harder than awkwardness.
	I can watch any amount of brutality on a television show, any amount of violence or shit, I'm desensitized.
	But like if you had a TV show where the main character had like a bad first date
	and it was just like 15 minutes of them just like interacting with someone in a
	really awkward and stilted manner before like both sides decided to just call it
	a night and quit. Like I couldn't watch that.
	That's just like nails on a chalkboard stuff to me.
	So like watching Don Lemon ask the most boring, simple what anyone would ask Elon Musk questions and then
	watching Elon just being like,
	huh? Look, man, I bought Twitter to save free speech.
	And Don Lemon's just like, but you just said that you're losing a lot of money.
	So are you doing this for free speech or to make money or whatever?
	And Elon's just like, look, man, other people are ruining Twitter, but I, the hero, the champion.
	And it's just, oh my God.
	Like he was, It's very obvious that Elon has no media prep.
	No one can media prep him.
	It's impossible.
	And he just thinks he's going to walk into every interview and the interviewer is just going to kiss his ass because he's Elon.
	So being asked, not even hard questions, but just generic questions is a bridge too far for the man.
	He just can't handle the mildest of questions.
	It is...
	Something he has insulated himself so tightly against that this real, real low energy interview destroyed him.
	I love that he keeps trying, though, because the more evidence he gives us that he at one point saw the movie Grandma's Boy and saw the character of J.P.
	in Grandma's Boy and went, fuckin' right on.
	Yeah, that's gonna be me my whole life.
	It just becomes way, way more apparent, and then he just patted himself.
	He's just like exactly what people in 2008 Would have imagined if you were just like, hey, what if a video game designer became like a weird billionaire?
	Like, because that's exactly what that character is in Grandma's Boy or whatever.
	And yeah, Elon Musk just like, he's living that dream, dude.
	He's like, he fucking wears dumb armors and he's the, I'm sure he's got a collection of swords.
	He fucking designs like trucks that look like cyberpunk trucks from the 1980s.
	But those are comic books.
	They don't have to, they don't have to make those things actually move.
	Or like, they draw those.
	They were never intended to be a real thing.
	But he saw that, he was like, looks cool, make it real.
	Yeah, did you see Grimes' review of Dune?
	Where she said her baby is going to face Paul Atreus' horrible future?
	Yeah, she's like, I cried through the whole movie because I know that our son is going to have to go through all that Paul stuff.
	No, I didn't see that.
	I knew you would like that.
	Don't let the disappointment in my voice make it seem like it's not hilarious.
	That's obviously a hysterical thing for a person to say.
	I just fucking hate that she gets to still be famous.
	It's just the stupidest fucking thing ever.
	I mean, the Elon Musk thing, is also really dumb, but that just seems like a thing that got so much momentum before people realized what the fuck was happening, that we're still waiting for it to, it's like a train going out of control.
	We're still waiting for it to slow down, and in the meantime, it's just barreling through shit.
	But Grimes was never that big of a deal!
	She was such a small ball celebrity!
	How could she be so fucking stupid and crazy and still be famous?
	That's not fair!
	Let somebody else get famous!
	Like, that is some Illuminati shit.
	If you think anything is, like, indicative of Illuminati-style chicanery, Ryan's still having a career as that.
	I mean, like, I get that she's conventionally attractive, but, like, it's called conventional for a reason.
	There are a lot of fucking people who are conventionally attractive.
	Somebody else could be making those Beep Boop songs, you know?
	And like, don't get me wrong, I like a couple of Grimes tracks, like, I'll admit it, but like, fuck off!
	I like CeeLo Green tracks too!
	You can fuck off!
	It ain't gonna all just fuck right off!
	Yeah, someone said that she was apparently some sort of project to create the most perfect Canadian mid-singer imaginable.
	The whole thing with Elon and Grimes, it's just, this is another thing that should make Elon the great enemy of these people.
	Is fathering children with an Illuminati, like, music industry, siren, succubus, evil monster Jezebel, but... I will also give her credit for giving him that wicked burn the other day about, is the ex who hurt you in the room with us right now or whatever?
	That was fair.
	Yes.
	And to be fair, when I saw that, I was just like, you know what, I hate your guts, but fair play.
	That was a pretty good burn on Elon Musk.
	And you know, the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and This regard.
	As it pertains to sick birds.
	Let them fight.
	Yes, exactly.
	Yeah, so Elon- Is Don Lemon going to be okay?
	He'll be fine.
	Don Lemon will probably be okay.
	What's really funny about this is that Elon- That man doesn't know humiliation.
	No.
	And he also, Elon really made it incredibly obvious he was shadow banning the Don Lemon interview.
	Because I think Don Lemon actually just posted it to his personal account on Twitter.
	And it had like 3000 likes and like 2 million views.
	So it was just like so obvious that like someone at Twitter was like fucking with Don Lemon's metrics
	to try to make it not look that popular.
	And of course all the Elon farts never blew check marks are like taking the close from being like,
	Elon destroys Don Lemon who asks like dumb question and gets ruined with facts and logic.
	It's just literally reality denial.
	That's all Twitter is right now.
	It's just like Elon's platform.
	It's very obviously Elon's platform.
	Anyone who said the name of Stone Toss got either locked out until they deleted it or in Alejandro, like... Well yeah, so Mike Ray just brought up a good point.
	You could look at those metrics they have on Twitter and it'll tell you right there, like some stuff might be going on.
	But imagine a world where the Twitter interface, we eliminated all that stuff for cleanliness.
	And then just only had, it only had like a thing for impressions.
	And that way, who knows what the numbers are, you know?
	Like I love how that was, that was slash is Twitter's next big refresh.
	They're just getting rid of all that shit.
	So that way, because why would users want that sort of data that they've become used to over 15 years having available to them?
	Like, so ugly being able to see how many people are liking or disliking this thing.
	Ugh, yuck.
	Get rid of that.
	Nobody likes that.
	Oh yeah, you would never want to know if your tweet resonated with people and people liked it and engaged with it or not, or if it just got a lot of views, which is a metric that is completely meaningless because If you just show up in the People's For You section, you're going to get way more boosted, you're going to get way more views.
	But that doesn't translate to retweets and likes and comments.
	I can't wait for their interface change where Elon Musk's Twitter feed and only his Twitter feed has the option to like or love his posts.
	Did you like or love this post?
	It's like, is there any other option?
	He's just like, why would there be?
	You're on Twitter.
	What are you still doing here?
	Did you like it or love it?
	And then a countdown showing account deletion in five, and you have to hit a button real quick.
	Oh God!
	Oh God!
	No, Elon, no!
	Oh, real nice Twitter account you got here.
	Be a shame if anything happened to it, you know?
	So did you love the post or what?
	Oh god, Elon!
	Yeah, I loved it!
	Oh, I loved it so much!
	Please!
	Please don't deactivate my account!
	I may make $18 a month off of this!
	Oh my god, some fucking QAnon grifter went to one of those dumb gimmick sites and it was like, your Twitter account is worth a quarter million dollars!
	And he's like, look at how much my account is worth!
	I could make so much money off paid posts, but I won't do it because I love freedom!
	And it's like, buddy, those websites don't mean anything.
	Your Twitter account is worth zero dollars.
	Calm down.
	No one cares.
	Also, literally the American ideal of freedom that you are chasing is capitalism, so get that money, princess.
	Yes.
	Don't worry.
	Ronald Reagan himself will come down from hell and be like, you're doing a good job.
	Anyway.
	I've been trying to transition inside of this fucking Lemon Party thing for a while.
	Although, I'm not gonna lie, that wasn't a bit going into that.
	I had totally erased Don Lemon from my memory, blissfully, for like a week.
	I was like, ah, I did remember.
	So I was like, what the fuck is this about?
	Anyway.
	Boost topic number two.
	Melania dress comms.
	This sounds like it could be the sort of shit that I'm super into.
	I love unhinged shit like this.
	Secret decodes?
	Dress decodes, Mike?
	Yes, we're getting dress decodes, baby.
	So Melania Trump crawled out of whatever crypt she'd been staying in for the longest time because people had been noticing that she wasn't on the campaign trail backing up her hubby.
	Have people seen her and Kate Middleton in the same room together?
	Can we get some proof of life on these two women, please?
	Oh, the Kate Middleton truthers have come out a little bit more in QAnon recently.
	There was that photo of her supposedly at the farmer's market, and all of QAnon's like, clone, fake, actress, body double.
	Yeah, because the longer they take to put her in front of a fucking motion picture camera, The longer, it's like, the harder the burden of proof becomes.
	I mean, the fact that they can't just put a camera in front of her face and just be like, Oh, hello!
	Princess here!
	Doing just fine!
	Thank you!
	And then just like, you know, it's like...
	Now it's at the point where everything they release will be fake.
	Kate Middleton is dead.
	Breaking news!
	Kate Middleton is dead.
	Everything you see of her from here on out will be a clone or a hologram or a projection or an AI.
	Nobody will ever be satisfied ever again with anything Kate Middleton.
	So that's where we're at.
	She's done.
	She's cooked.
	And if they're just, like, hiding her because she's, like, recovering or whatever, like, whatever stupid, dumb British royal family rumor, they're just like, oh, she can't be seen in recovery or it'll make us look weak and stupid and poor like everybody else.
	It's just like, look, y'all, enough of the fucking, enough of, there's been enough turnover in the population of your nation that I'm sure, like, most people are with it.
	We all, we all know it.
	You guys are just, like, You guys are like living monuments to a time that's gone.
	And, like, you know, we keep you around because it's for tourism and stuff, but, like, nobody really gives a fuck about y'all.
	Like, you're just people, like the rest of us.
	It's cool.
	We don't actually think you're descended from the gods.
	We don't think you're king trolls.
	Yeah, in fact, it's really funny when y'all put on that fancy shit to coronate yourselves or to a wedding or whatever.
	Like, You're just like, look at all this shit we stole from other places!
	And you're putting it on your heads, and it's really funny, because it was made 400 years ago, so it looks terrible by today's craftsmanship standard.
	I mean, just horrible.
	But, like, great art pieces, but at the same time, like, that's your craft?
	I guess.
	It's not even fucking straight.
	Sorry.
	Look, the thing is that, like, nobody cares, and they're just regular people, even though they have a function, which is to generate tourism by being fossils.
	Falses of the bygone era.
	Falses of the colonial era, which is why a lot of people really hate their cuts.
	And it comes with the job, you know?
	Anyway, what were we talking about?
	The dress.
	The dress comes.
	So, Melania.
	Melania.
	Melania.
	Whatever.
	This is the clone.
	The clone's name is Melania.
	Melania, much like Kate Middleton, is long dead.
	This is turning into a Mortal Kombat roster.
	Yes!
	This character's getting real hard to discern.
	Is it Melania?
	Melania?
	Yeah.
	So she was wearing a dress that had black orchids on it.
	And so there's a person who got really into that.
	And dark to light, the black orchids are black to white.
	The dark orchid is dark, is bad luck, death, and black magic.
	In the light, the black orchid is strength, vitality, virility, and success.
	The Black Orchid dress in Dramatria translates to 151, which equals 16.
	There are 16 letters.
	16 plus 16 is 32.
	In Dramatria, Deep State is 32.
	That's interesting.
	What I heard you just say there, 151, which equals 16.
	That's a cute way to propose that.
	I mean, it seems like for 151 to equal 16, you would have to do a lot of hoop jumping, because it would literally depend on the formatting of those letters.
	It's just like, well yeah, obviously 151 equals 16, because the 15 is to the left, and the plus is between the 5 and the 1, so it's 15 plus 1, and that's 16.
	Kimachi, you're so dumb.
	Yes, you don't say!
	Yeah, so there were those comms and other people were other people claimed that the dress was a black swan and Michael Flynn and Ron Paul have been talking about a black swan event happening during 2024 that might upset the election.
	So people were thinking that like Melania is giving a black swan shout out.
	But again, it's actually it was actually black orchids.
	So that Was a bridge too far.
	But then again, we're doing Dramatria, so who cares?
	But yeah, there's been a lot of people that were looking for this because there is a subsection of QAnon that is obsessed with Melania's dresses, and they believe that Melania is communicating to them through her dresses.
	So this dress had to be discussed, decoded, and solved so that we could find out the latest going on in the shadow war between the Deep State and the Patriots.
	So thank you, Special Agent Millennia Trump, for this information.
	I like the thought that somewhere there's a QAnon office or whatever, like, you know, super science QAnon office, where people are decoding the dress comms.
	And it's just like, sir, we have another dress comm coming through.
	The computer's doing the decode now, and it comes through, and it just says, like, help me.
	I'm still a prisoner.
	I hate this man.
	And they're just like, ah, false positive.
	Damn it, these machines.
	Always so inactive.
	Please, just got my family held hostage.
	What is this thing even saying?
	This is Babbel!
	This is nothing but techno Babbel, dammit!
	Someone reprogram this thing to get us the comms we need.
	Get a Gabantian expert in here.
	Yes.
	151, what does it mean?
	It's all of that.
	16, obviously.
	Couldn't it just as easily be 7?
	Shut it, you.
	Couldn't it be 52?
	No, also couldn't be 52.
	Absolutely not, dude.
	151, you know what it means.
	Yes.
	Okay, speaking of getting it, we're all about to get...
	A solar eclipse!
	And also not all of us, but some amount of us are about to get a solar eclipse, and apparently this is a thing that we get to talk about on the show, which is great, because I have to imagine that whatever fucking conspiracy theories are around the black hole shit, it's gotta be pretty awesome!
	Are we getting sucked up?
	Are we done?
	Is it the end?
	It will be a black hole in that the sun will be made into a black disc that you can kind of look at through a box or whatever for a while.
	Yes.
	Anyway, Mike, what's going on with this solar eclipse, baby?
	Is it time?
	It's time.
	Is it rapture time?
	Is Jesus the Lord coming for us?
	Oh, it's time?
	Thank God.
	It's so happening this time, folks.
	So, the solar eclipse is happening, I believe, April 8th, so it's coming up very soon.
	And there's been a lot of news about this eclipse.
	And a lot of small municipalities that are in the line of the full eclipse have been posting information about how they're going to be closing schools those days.
	Uh, and how the locals in these areas should, you know, stock up on provisions because crazy tourists are going to be coming into our towns.
	To gawk at the eclipse and then abandon us after the eclipse is over.
	And so there was a couple articles from a bunch of a couple like small-town newspapers slash websites saying People should stock up for supplies for like two weeks because it's gonna be a it's gonna be just a rootin tootin shootin hootin nanny up here in like our small neck of the woods and This has led a lot of QAnon promoters to freak out and be like, no one's ever talked about stocking up for supplies or closing schools during a solar eclipse.
	What's really going on?
	What's really behind all this?
	And the general idea is that this is the storm.
	There's going to be mass arrests.
	The deep state is going to be crushed.
	Trump will be restored into power after the eclipse.
	The eclipse is just a cover story for the storm.
	And the fact that, again, all of these quote-unquote two weeks to stockpile news articles are just literally small towns bracing for tourism that they don't ever see because they just happen to be in the path of the eclipse.
	That doesn't matter to any of these people, because all they need to see is a news report about something happening somewhere in America, and that means all of America and all of the world everywhere, and we're all bracing for this eclipse.
	Because it's going to be this super deluxe mega event where... Well, I mean, how are you guys preparing for the eclipse in your neck of the woods?
	Are you guys hunkered down?
	Do you have your shelter ready for the eclipse?
	Guys, it will be darker than normal during the day.
	You have to be prepared for this shit.
	It's going to be slightly dark.
	You know?
	According to Wikipedia, that day is Buddha's birthday.
	So if the storm happens that day, does that mean that the Buddhists were right?
	For that fat fuck.
	That's what he's causing us.
	I knew we had to blame it on somebody.
	I should have imagined it would be the fattest deity.
	I don't mean to blame it on him, I'm just asking, if it's the rapture, is it the Christian rapture?
	Dude, Buddhist rapture seems sweet.
	It seems so peaceful and nice.
	But this isn't a rapture.
	This is just mass arrests.
	This is just dragging us.
	It's the storm, right?
	Right, it's the storm.
	We're just dragging it.
	We're just dragging away the actor playing Steve Joe Biden.
	The Buddhist storm?
	The Buddhist storm!
	Yeah!
	What would the Buddhist storm even be?
	We would just all gain awareness and understanding?
	That'd be way too... Yes, dude!
	It would be the Quickening!
	Highlander shit!
	It says we should have... It says they celebrate the flower festival for Buddha's birthday, so it sounds nicer.
	Oh, absolutely.
	It's way nicer than all of us being hauled off to Gitmo to answer for our crimes of not enjoying Donald Trump.
	So yeah, it's great.
	So the world's going to end April 8th, and then when it doesn't, they'll just forget that they said all this shit and just move right along to the next thing.
	What is the solar, what is the, like, what does the sun have to do with arrests?
	It has nothing to do with the arrests.
	It's the fact that they're talking about people having to prepare and stockpile for the... It's the whole... It's that whole thing.
	It's the fact that, like, there are people... I chose the ninja team, dude.
	The Cyber Ninjas.
	It was right in the name the whole time.
	Under the cover of this kind of darkness, they are going to emerge and arrest everyone.
	It's gonna be like, oh god damn, it's like a little darker than- OH SHIT, NINJA ATTACK!
	Oh, I'm going to get- Oh, I've got the bag over my head!
	Even though I know where I'm going.
	Guys, I know where I'm going.
	You don't need the bag.
	Like, you've only got the one place.
	Right?
	Ah, beans.
	That's all.
	I'm just waiting.
	I'm just waiting for that moment when the bag goes over my head from the Trump ninjas.
	They just take care of business and QAnon is finally validated.
	I mean, I hope they let me keep my phone for a few moments so I can put out a few tweets being like, you guys were right.
	I was the deep state shill.
	That's what you hope?
	If the bag goes over the head, your first hope is, hey, I hope I could hold onto my phone for a couple of seconds?
	No, I'm already dead.
	I mean, I don't really have any hopes.
	I was just more trying to play my role in the kayfabe universe of QAnon, where I have to... It's like when they unmasked the bad guy in Scooby-Doo, and you screamed that you would have got away with it.
	Oh, you misunderstand, Mike.
	My hope wouldn't be for a deus ex machina.
	I also know I'm dead.
	I just hope that after the bag, they start going for my belt next.
	The world after dark.
	Anyway.
	Moving on to our last Booshie segment for the week, and of course it's everybody's favorite segment, especially the people who love the Arizona segment, because it's time for the Arizona segment, where our good friend Haley, aka Arizona Right Watch, gets us caught up on the funny do-ins in that wonderful state of Arizona.
	Hi, Haley!
	Hello.
	Hello, everybody.
	Are you ready?
	Have you prepared your notes?
	Are you ready to drop Arizona-related science on us?
	Oh yeah, there's lots going on.
	Although, I would imagine that they would hate to call it science.
	They probably, they're just like, eh, I mean, let's not, let's not say that.
	Um, so we'll go with, um, some funny news, kind of.
	Um, there was a new arrest, um, in the January 6th, the long standing, you know, January 6th arrests.
	There was a new one.
	Her name is Isabella DeLuca.
	Um, she is a, Conservative influencer, she previously worked for Turning Point USA, which is based out of Phoenix.
	She also was an intern for Rep.
	Paul Gosar.
	Oh no!
	What a total shocker that is!
	Yeah, I know!
	It's like, how many of these... Was he the Nazi?
	Gosar?
	Yeah, you guys are having a hoot and a holler.
	I can't keep them all straight.
	Paul Gosar is the he's probably like one of the lawmakers that's most friendly with Nick Fuentes.
	Neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes, Holocaust-era Nick Fuentes.
	There's no reason for politicians, especially who work for in D.C.
	to be close with Nick Fuentes.
	But Gosar is one of the few.
	He spoke at the America First Conference.
	Marjorie Taylor Greene also made a lot of news for appearing at this, but Gosar has done other events with Fuentes and he also made the news twice for Basically hiring two like Fuentes acolytes as part of his team and one of them was like kind of worked with Fuentes like he was a mod on his platform and then the other one was just a straight-up Hitler posting like loved Nazis freak.
	So, Gosar is not cool, and he was also himself very involved with a lot of the chaos that would become January 6th.
	He was involved in a lot of the Stop the Steal stuff.
	He was very involved in the local rallies.
	was inside the Capitol when the riot happened, obviously, and when that was going on, he was
	basically, he didn't want to certify Arizona. So he was just fully involved.
	Did he ask for a pardon? I mean, I don't...
	Yeah, I think him and Andy Biggs both did.
	And if anyone remembers Olly Alexander, he basically openly was like, Biggs and Gosar, they were who helped me.
	They were the two that got name-dropped.
	Gosar is very involved with January 6th.
	He is a fascist.
	He sucks.
	He used to be a dentist.
	This is one of his other former interns, Isabella DeLuca.
	She was in a section of the Capitol riot that was just absolute chaos because I kind of heavily scanned a lot of this section, the Lower West Terrace, because there was an Arizona lawmaker that was In that section with her husband.
	This is also the section where some of the cops get their asses beat and where Roseanne Boyland dies in the crowd.
	So it's quite a chaotic area.
	She was she busted through the window.
	So she actually made it into the Capitol.
	And she she she had a she like took a table.
	She she took a table out of the Capitol.
	Well, yes, because she was there to serve Kool-Aid.
	That is why she rushed into the wall!
	That is why she was grabbing a table!
	They just had to get out of her way and let her set up her Kool-Aid stand!
	And then that table would be used to assault a police officer by other rioters.
	So she was in the midst of it.
	You could just see her kind of hanging out in the broken window in a lot of the footage.
	So yeah, that's Gosar's intern and the former Turning Point USA influencer, obviously Charlie Kirk, who heads Turning Point USA, is fully coming to our defense.
	saying that she was always a good, solid, turning point member,
	and she loves her country, and now she's facing prison because of her political views,
	and it's disgusting and wrong. So...
	See, I was under the impression that she was in prison because of the crimes she committed on various cameras and
	stuff.
	I don't think just loving your country lets you be in a place you're not supposed to be legally,
	It's just like busting it up and stealing from it.
	I'm Otherwise, those people, they really gotta shut up about all the other protests that happen in this country.
	I mean, my God.
	The hypocrisy.
	Won't somebody point out the hypocrisy to these conservatives?
	Anybody?
	Blue Sky users, in one single voice, rise up and post through it about the Republican hypocrisy.
	Anyway, sorry, I didn't mean to derail your Arizona thing.
	No, it's cool.
	That was the end of her section, generally.
	That's her.
	I also just have to bring up this little thing because we covered Liz Harris getting expelled from the Arizona House.
	She was the one that spread in a bunch of conspiracies about basically everyone in the AZ ledge and a bunch of other people in office taking bribes, if you remember that.
	Yeah.
	It was kind of QAnon adjacent.
	There was a lot of QAnon people kind of semi-involved, the True the Vote people, kind of.
	Anyways, she was expelled, which is, you know, a big deal.
	But I do really just have to mention that, god damn, we cannot keep a Democrat in office right now with the House.
	About a quarter of the Arizona Democrats in the AZ House have left for various reasons since the midterm, so they're not sticking out there.
	Their term?
	Some of them are freshmen, too.
	It's like, come on.
	Just stick out the two fucking years.
	So yeah, we've lost nine.
	You gotta love knowing that your battleground is so spicy that the people that are apparently like siding up all fresh-faced and nude to start fighting there are just like, actually, nah, we're good.
	See ya.
	It is a lot of that energy.
	A couple of people have left because they're like, I'm going to go do something else, actually.
	Some people have left because they're like, I'm actually going to go to school instead.
	A couple are leaving because they want to, like, you know, seek higher office, which is always so annoying to me.
	And then yesterday someone resigned.
	OK.
	Back on January 1st, Athena Salmon left office and the person who filled in her seat, he was just sworn in.
	It was uncovered that he was actually in trouble in his college days for violating the He was accused of breaking their school rules around sexual conduct and it was because he sexually assaulted somebody in college.
	So he resigned immediately and he became the quickest person to ever be in and out of the Arizona Legislature.
	So yeah, there's just like chaos all around.
	I know we talk about the Republican chaos a lot because it's a different kind of chaos, but it's just like, man, I don't think there's like a government happening right now in Arizona, kind of, you know?
	It's like, if it's not the Republicans being babies or the legislator taking trips in the middle of the session that kind of just stops Like the legislature from happening or like a bunch of people quitting or getting fired.
	I don't know.
	It's just kind of been a funny little year in AZ politics.
	Sounds like the perfect time for you to rally the punks to strike, you know?
	I think it's a good time for me to run.
	Start getting real.
	Run to your hardware store to grab a chainsaw and then start.
	Oh, I'm just kidding.
	I would never run for office.
	I actually approve of everything that you're saying much more.
	But if I was to ever sneak into office, and then it would be now at this time, you know, I would like get in there when there's kind of all this chaos going on.
	And then I would start saying wild stuff in the chamber once I'm sworn in.
	And people will be like, who is this person?
	How did they get in here?
	And I think that's how we should do it.
	And then I'll give everyone chainsaws.
	You need to leverage your friendship with Mike Rains and get elected to office and then have Mike write you like wrestling style intros and a persona to like enter the chambers to every time with like and you can hire like like people to set up smoke machines and stuff but you could burst through the door like your elaborate costume and then like cut some promos.
	That'd be fun.
	That would be fun.
	It'll be illegal, but I'll still do it because fuck them.
	I mean, you know what?
	Yeah, because what am I going to do?
	Not do crime?
	Anyway, that's what it's all about.
	I love crime and I love admitting it on this podcast.
	I do so much crime.
	I agree.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	You know what's criminal?
	How long our boost segment's been running.
	Sorry.
	Bye everybody.
	No, it's more my fault than yours.
	I'm the one going off on tangents all the time.
	Anyway, it's time for our news segment!
	From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News!
	So, according to Mike Rains, there's a new player in the GOP horrible piece of shit arena.
	So, I have to ask Mike Rains for what feels like the billionth time.
	Who's that GO Pokemon, Mike?
	Who we got this time, Mike?
	Is he a real Nazi?
	Who cooks glam, remember?
	Well, I believe today's angry Republican scumbag is perhaps closeted gay person because our boy Bernie Moreno won the Republican Senate nomination in Ohio and the Associated Press have reported about a week ago that a review of records and a data breach of Adult Friend Finder indicated that Moreno had made an account in 2008 there Uh, trying to hook up with men.
	And, uh, this, uh, has led to, uh, denials from the Moreno campaign.
	And they claim that this is all bullshit and fake news and all that other good stuff.
	And, uh, with Donald Trump's endorsement, of course and always, uh, Moreno ended up winning last night's, uh, primary.
	And now he will be the, uh, lunatic du jour that is going against, uh, Sherrod Brown for a Senate seat in Ohio.
	Okay, well, your case for him being a lunatic monster so far has been pretty weak, considering his only crime is possibly being closeted.
	So I'm gonna need you to serve me up some actual bad stuff that he did besides being closeted.
	Oh, he's, uh, oh, he's, uh, he, oh, he, I mean, well, he's, he's a bug, he's, uh, aggressively against LGBTQ rights, is, uh, in favor of an abortion ban, all the rock-solid culture war bullshit that you would expect from a guy like this.
	Oh, there we go.
	So you're just talking about the fact that he's closeted, but also, you know, Still probably out there.
	He's out there hating his own kind, but secretly behind doors doing the bad thing.
	Because that was some real heady water there for a second.
	I led up to this guy apparently being a real piece of shit.
	You were just like, yeah, he might be gay.
	Don't put that on me.
	I don't want to talk about that.
	Like, that's what, like, what's the real, what's the dirt?
	Like, I don't know who this guy is.
	The dirt is that he's a Republican, and for them at this point, being gay is bad for the brand because you just can't live your life.
	That is an indictment of who you are.
	And of course, he's your standard culture warrior bullshit guy.
	This is going to be a tough fight for the Democrats because this is one of those red state Senate seats they got to hold on to to control the Senate.
	And Sherrod Brown is our guy who's been there for a long time.
	He's the incumbent.
	So he's just got to, if the Republicans could just nominate generic Republican, they would probably win.
	But much like in North Carolina with the guy who's like, you know, it'd be great if women couldn't vote.
	Now we have the guy who's just like, you know who's evil?
	Gay people.
	And you know what I am?
	A gay person who hates myself.
	And all that good stuff.
	So yeah.
	That does sound horrible, but at the same time, you know.
	If he's left some sort of internet paper trail out there about his adult friend finding, like, granted, my side, the liberal side, we don't care about that shit.
	That is not news, and it shouldn't be news, the same way that it shouldn't be news when a teacher has, like, an OnlyFans or whatever.
	That shit's nonsensical, let people live their fucking life.
	Like, you know, you could do two things.
	But, your side, the bad side, the evil side, The fucked up side, they're gonna make a big to-do about that.
	So if any of that news comes out, and someone's like, you know, I found this video, this profile, or like, hey, I have, like, some li- I had some liaisons with this guy, and I'm willing to sell my story, eh, you know, that's not gonna- that's- We're not going to be hurt by that, you know?
	I'm just saying, the liberals over here, we're doing just fine being, like, on the side of good and being like, gay people are fine.
	No need to be closeted because it's cool, like, whatever.
	Like, who cares?
	I mean, like, this is the dichotomy that we're talking about here, is that Madison Cawthorn was going around saying, you know, I went to Hitler's like villa and it was awesome.
	That was a big bucket list moment for me.
	Hanging out where the Fuhrer used to be and that was okay in a Republican primary.
	But the whiff of Madison Cawthorn being gay was enough to get him crushed in a Republican primary and bounce out of Congress.
	I remember how funny that was at the time because my goodness.
	And also, for the record, like, yeah, I bet that Hitler's villa was probably pretty sweet.
	But, like, you can't, you're not supposed to say that.
	Like, no matter, like, if you go there on a tour, no matter how impressed by it you are, you're not supposed to, like, go on record.
	Like, that's the sort of thing behind closed doors.
	You're just like, you know, guys, not for nothing.
	He had a lot of money.
	So, like, his villa's pretty awesome.
	Like, I mean, I still hate the guy's guts, but the villa's pretty nice.
	You can't really be saying that shit out loud, because people are going to be like, yo, wasn't that Hitler's house?
	Aren't you praising Hitler?
	Exactly.
	Might be bad for your political campaign.
	But what would I know?
	They keep getting pinched for that shit, you know?
	So.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	QZ Newsy item number twozy.
	Bloodbath and Beyond, a play on words that I've always loved.
	I don't know what this is.
	As far as I know, Bedbath and Beyond got popped by Overstock.com, so I have to imagine that we're not talking about Overstock.com.
	Or are we?
	No, we're not.
	But it's the O, Mike!
	Mike, it's the O!
	I know you were chomping for some good Overstock conversations, but sadly that may be another day.
	Isn't Kenny Byrne the Overstock guy?
	Isn't he nuts?
	Am I imagining this?
	Patrick Byrne.
	Patrick Byrne.
	But he is the Overstock guy.
	He's the former Overstock guy because every time I write Overstock guy on Twitter, Overstock.com's Twitter account goes, Patrick Byrne is no longer affiliated with Overstock and has not been the CEO for blah blah blah.
	Yeah, they give me a whole spiel.
	So, former Overstock guy, because I don't want to hear it from their Twitter account.
	That'd be great.
	Oh man.
	Like, yeah.
	The fact that we vaguely alluded to Stone Toss's name in this pod and we talked about this, we're going to get cancelled by so many different sources.
	Hans Christian Garbauer, however you say his last name, that's still- Graybenner?
	What?
	It's just like the most like, yeah, that sounds like a Nazi's name.
	Is it Gruber?
	That was the villain from Die Hard.
	Yeah, I know.
	Do we have a real Hans Gruber situation here?
	Is it the actual Hans Gruber doing evil things on RL?
	He's got like three vowels smashed together.
	It's like super awkward.
	Graybenner?
	Hans Christian Graybenner of Spring, Texas, by the way.
	Everybody who's wondering if you're a A fellow of Spring, Texas.
	Stone Toss is in your area.
	Working as an IT guy or some shit.
	I don't know who that is.
	Stone Toss is a popular neo-nazi comic book artist who used to be Red Panels.
	Red Panels was when he was a bit more MAGA.
	But he ended that series of his character going down in the scene of Terminator.
	You know, like in Terminator 2 when he's melting and then he does the thumbs up.
	But instead it's a Sieg Heil.
	And Stone Toss, the character that he did with Stone Toss was much more openly racist, homophobic, a holocaust denier, loved to make jokes about trans people killing themselves, and has long been an anonymous neo-nazi propagandist slash cartoon artist, and was recently doxxed by an anonymous collective Um, and this became a huge deal on Twitter because he immediately called out the, like, we woo, we woo, Elon, can you please do something?
	And Elon was like, of course, neo-nazi, I can do something.
	And he started to, uh, ban anyone that used the real name of Stone Toss Hans Christian Grabbiner.
	And, um, Like, people who tried to post it, their accounts were getting locked.
	Yeah, so some people got perma-banned.
	The collective that did the report got perma-banned.
	It's just a whole thing.
	So yeah, that's the update on Stone Toss, aka Hans Christian Grabbener of Spring, Texas.
	Yeah, so basically that was his thing, but the Bloodbath and Beyond thing is because Donald Trump was giving a speech, and in the speech that he was giving, he stated that he was talking about cars, which I will acknowledge was a thing that he was bringing up earlier on in the conversation.
	But after he was bringing up the car thing, he then stated, if I get elected, and then he says, now if I don't get elected, it's going to be a bloodbath for the whole, that's going to be the least of it.
	It's going to be a bloodbath for the country.
	That'll be the least of it.
	And that that'll be the least of it was very obviously referring to the car thing that he was talking about.
	And that he was making it clear that, you know, the country will face a bloodbath if I don't win this election.
	And so, you know, people who are a little sensitive about the whole January 6th and I kind of really want to be a dictator and all that fun stuff that Trump's done for a long time, they were like, you know, this is bad.
	This is not what a person running for president should say.
	Talking about how if I lose, blood will be spilled.
	And the right-wing apologists and Elon and everybody else was like, oh, no, no, he was talking about the car industry.
	He was talking about how bad it will be for auto manufacturers.
	Like, you're trying to make this out to something that it's not.
	And it's like, well, again, we can read what he said verbatim.
	We can quote him.
	He said the things he said.
	And I'm sorry that your dumb wet boy who's literally spent nine years either running for president or being the president is not eloquent with his words and says things like this.
	Words that can be then used against him in attack ads by his opponent.
	So I'm sorry he's still just a politician.
	He's just a small peon.
	He's just learning how to be a politician.
	Oh, our poor little baby!
	It's like, no, sorry.
	If Joe Biden said anything close to this, it'd be run on Fox News 24-7, 365.
	Until the end of the election, or he was 25th Amendment-ed.
	Like, sorry.
	I'm sorry your candidate can't help himself when it comes to violent imagery in regards to his potential electoral defeat.
	That's not even the end of it.
	Didn't he say some spicy stuff about Jewish folks to me recently?
	I believe the quote was somewhere along the lines that if you're a Jewish person and you vote Democrat, you hate yourself and you hate Israel.
	Yeah, you can't be a Jew and vote Democrat.
	If you do, you are not really a Jew.
	You're a bad person.
	And then I saw someone else that wasn't Trump, who basically did the same thing, where they were like, you know, if you're a Christian and you vote Democrat, you're not really a Christian.
	That was Charlie Kirk.
	Of course it was!
	How could it not be?
	Well, that I can buy.
	Those are the people that are like afraid they're going extinct or whatever, right?
	Or like good white Christians who are going to try to pop out 2.3 kids and like live in the suburbs in their house that's super affordable just like it was back then too.
	Oh wait, no, that's impossible.
	Well, you know, we'll figure it out, I guess.
	Yeah.
	But uh, but yeah, I mean like, you know, I feel like Jewish folks are doing just fine in America.
	America seems like it's pretty kind to them overall.
	Don't get me wrong, anti-Semitism is a thing worldwide because historically it always has been and unfortunately probably always will be.
	I don't know.
	It doesn't seem like those are the communities that I picture vanishing when Republicans come to power.
	At least not immediately.
	Although, to be fair, they are mixing a little more Nazi into that soup than they had been in previous years, so eventually we're going to get there.
	Because the Nazis were about that life.
	I mean, as always, my fucking advice to the Republican Party would be, eh, less with the Nazi, you know?
	Let's just scale back the Nazi stuff a little bit.
	Yeah, it's just wild.
	It's just wild how... Trump has had numerous interviews where he's literally said, I got all the votes I need, don't worry about it.
	He's literally doing a forget about it when it comes to the election, which is... Yeah, he's got his head in the bag, which is why our catchphrase is, if you're conservative, don't vote, why bother?
	Right!
	They got it in the bag, baby!
	And even if they didn't, your votes don't matter because it's rigged, baby!
	Yes, exactly.
	Don't make it out to the polls.
	Why bother?
	Stay home.
	Yes, don't give legitimacy to this fraudulent election.
	Don't do it.
	You're only hurting yourself.
	Exactly.
	Liberals, continue to rig the process by doing your duty as an American and voting in a democratic election where you, you know, acknowledge the results no matter how bitter a pill it is to swallow.
	Like, every time the popular candidate wins by like millions upon
	millions of votes and it's still somehow it's not our president.
	Was that 5 million vote deficit?
	Well, why would that person have a leg to stand on to be like, maybe I should be president.
	Fuck them!
	them and their five million votes get to go take a fucking hike.
	Oh god. Oh yeah so that was our dumb boy.
	Also in that speech, she denied the humanity of immigrants and declared that Joe Biden beat Barack Obama to become president.
	He did, in a fistfight.
	That was how it went down.
	Old Sleepy Go gave Barack the one-two and took the presidency from him.
	They called him Trump for a ref.
	Because he's so impartial.
	That's why he knew how it went down.
	He was there.
	It was just the three of them in the old office.
	Yep.
	Exactly.
	Gentlemen, we need the root.
	And then Obama will have to square it up.
	Yeah, so good luck Republicans with that guy.
	Your crooked, demented, bloodthirsty lunatic of a candidate.
	He's so incredibly wealthy, though.
	Oh, yes!
	He's so wealthy, which is why it came as a big surprise this week when his lawyers were just like, um, excuse us, uh, state of New York, uh, we can't pay yet.
	We can't pay the money.
	I guess for our multi-billionaire friend Donald Trump, the $500 million don't-put-me-in-jail lift is a bridge too far.
	Which is so weird.
	Mike, why is our buddy so rich?
	Why is he crying in court about being so broke?
	It's strange.
	Our self-made billionaire who can't be bought because he has all the money in the world, his lawyers have stated that it will be quote-unquote impossible for him to post the half a billion dollar bond in order to be able to successfully or attempt to appeal his loss in civil court.
	The big part about this is that now they've said that if he can't do this, they're going to start liquidating his shit.
	And Trump was on Truth Social throwing a fit about this and screaming about how he might have to have a fire sale in order to liquidate some of his properties in order to come up with the money for this.
	And screaming that this is a witch hunt and it's also election interference.
	So this is, it's very unfair.
	Our poor boy is being just railroaded by this very corrupt legal process which literally gave him every attempt in the world to explain his criminality and he failed to do so.
	So he was nailed for his crimes.
	So this is where, uh, if I wasn't running for president and leading by a lot, none of this legal lawfare would be happening.
	Election interference, MAGA.
	This is just literally everything on Truth Social below his wave of things where he's like, I want another primary!
	Boom!
	And it's a photo of him and the state flag of the state he just won.
	All the posts below that are just him screaming about how he's getting screwed by the courts.
	Yeah, how dare he be held to the same standard as everyone else?
	Don't you know how rich he is?
	He shouldn't have to pay all this money that he can't pay.
	He's so rich!
	Judge Ira John actually wants me to put up hundreds of millions of dollars for the right to appeal his ridiculous decision.
	In other words, he is trying to take away my appellate rights.
	Of course he'd be capitalizing how great they are.
	pellet division. What the fuck are you talking about? But he refuses to accept
	their already made decision. Nobody has ever heard of anything like this before.
	I would be forced to mortgage or sell at great assets. He capitalized great and
	assets, perhaps.
	Of course, he'd be capitalizing out great there. He's about to have to sell
	them, Mike.
	Perhaps at fire sale prices and he capitalized the F and the S and sale.
	And if and when I win the appeal, they would be gone.
	Does that make sense?
	Witch hunt, election interference.
	Yeah, I mean, it makes sense to me.
	Because you've been proven guilty and a judgment rendered upon you.
	So this amount of money is supposed to be going to, like, victims.
	In this case, the state of New York.
	But you were appealing.
	You were choosing to do that, and so, they're like, cool, we will allow you to do that under the law, but we are gonna need that money to be like, put aside to make sure that we go and get that, you know?
	So yeah, that's the way that the system works.
	So yes, it makes sense.
	And also, fuck you!
	You know, if your property was worth what you kept claiming it was worth, this should be an easy lift for you.
	You would sell one thing.
	You'd be like, oh yeah, that one building that I evaluated at $600 million, boom, there it is.
	Because again, he's always talking about how he's got no debt.
	He's like, all my property's no debt, so debt-free.
	It's just like, okay, well then why is it so hard for any of these people to give you a loan for this $500 million?
	You could just put up your debt-free building as collateral or whatever.
	Like if it's just like, scot-free and clear, no debt, like Trump Tower!
	Like, if it's worth what you say it is and there's no debt on it, it seems like that'd be pretty easy.
	But, uh, no.
	No person on Earth would give him the money.
	Which is so funny.
	The person who is one of the two candidates for the presidency of the United States can't get a fucking loan!
	There was a best on one of the Fox business shows.
	They tried to get Mr. Clean from Shark Tank.
	They tried to get him to loan Trump the money.
	They were like, yo, Shark Tank guy, cut Trump a check.
	And the Shark Tank guy was like, aye, yimmy, nimmy, nimmy, nimmy, nimmy, nimmy.
	He's just like, uh, that?
	No.
	A hard pass on hooking my Republican brother up with giant money in a public way that makes me accountable for his bullshit.
	Yeah.
	Especially because again, in the, in the horrible nightmare reality where he wins and he like wins this presidential immunity case, he could just be like, Oh, well in that case, now that I'm the president again, all that stuff happened, that was all election interference.
	So in fact, I don't have to pay you any of that, and I'm seizing my building back.
	It's mine again.
	Because I'm the president.
	And if you try to defy me, I'll throw you in jails.
	Yeah, and also I have this precedent that's on the books that says that presidents can't be prosecuted for crimes.
	So even if you do think this is illegal, you fucking pound sand, loser.
	President Feeney...
	Oh boy, man.
	It's just so awesome that the facade of this guy, everything about him, that he's this super genius, that he's super rich, that he's just better than everybody, just all of it coming crashing down and none of it holding up under any scrutiny.
	And his cult of personality doesn't care.
	They're still just all in on him.
	It's amazing.
	It's truly amazing.
	Yeah, well, hopefully the second time.
	I mean, you know, he claims there's going to be a bloodbath if he loses in the automotive industry.
	And I seem to remember the last time when he lost and he wasn't, like, under... when he wasn't into the state of New York for 500 million dollars and, like, being battered left, right, and center by litigation and all that shit.
	I remember that what we got out of that was a dangerous but ultimately very small January 6th incident, and then that was that.
	Not exactly a bloodbath, you know?
	So, I'm not super worried about round two, but, you know, we have to get there first, by which I mean we have to defeat Donald Trump.
	So, again, Republicans, stay at home, it's rigged, and Democrats, go to the polls, because your vote really counts.
	Unless you're one of the five million people for whom it does not count.
	But you gotta roll those dice, baby!
	Exactly!
	Okay!
	Somebody wake up Haley, it's time to get to our mailbag!
	Hayley, wake up!
	Mailbag time!
	Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
	It's time for Q and A. Pancake Peasant asks, what's your biggest beef with the Democrat Party, both locally and nationally?
	Dude, they're soft as baby shit.
	Show some fucking teeth, you guys.
	Yeah, don't get me started on this.
	I mean, I don't want to go too hard into the paint with it, but the broadest stroke I can paint.
	It's just, like, figure out a way to be a little less toothless, my guys.
	Like, fight for good.
	You know what I mean?
	Don't, like, talk for good or think for good.
	Like, your thoughts are just as useless as the thoughts I have of thoughts and prayers.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, get shit done, show a little teeth.
	We need less sleepy Joe and more dark Brandon.
	Like, fucking get out there.
	Get out there, buddies!
	You can be on the right side and still have some edge to you.
	You don't have to stand up all your shit.
	Be punchy and right.
	That is one of the things that made me laugh so much about this bloodbath discourse.
	I saw a lot of leftists and liberals being like, no, no, people.
	We can't go at Trump for this.
	He was talking about the automotive industry.
	And I'm like, we can go at him for this like again he used those words you hit him with it like fuck yeah we we go ahead for fucking anything like like he is the op like he like he is the op like we fucking
	He's friends with Nazis.
	We can't, like, the gloves have always been off for Nazis and are in perpetuity.
	He's Nazi by association, if that makes it square better with you.
	Like, like, fuck him.
	Like, we could, you know what I mean?
	As long as we're not, like, roping in, like, other people, like, like, you know, we're not gonna fucking, like, his kids are off limits, of course, because they're fucking children.
	They're not doing anything.
	Like, what the fuck, like, they don't have any fucking say in the matter.
	But, like, all the adult-ass people that choose to be in his circle, fuck, gloves off for them, too.
	Get him!
	Get him!
	Yeah, I just don't think a lot of Democrats aren't interested in like going after anybody in any serious way because they are not actually passionate about the job because a lot of them are actually just kind of in it for like ladder climbing, not because they passionately want to change anything, which is a problem in general with all people.
	Yeah, a lot of people thought she was passionate about things, and she just ended up being a ladder climber wannabe, and I'm pretty sure she will have a very successful career out of politics.
	It'll just be for other things that hurt people.
	Yeah, but she'll make money doing it, so it's fine.
	Yeah, dude.
	Like, you know, I don't doubt their ideals, at least when they get started, you know what I mean?
	But at the same time, ideals are easy as fuck to have.
	Oh, there's plenty that start out thinking, I'm gonna do this for fame and money and maybe get some access.
	This happens in journalism too.
	There's people that are journalists who are like, I'm doing this to get access.
	You know, it's just like, there's some people that are pieces of shit and you have to, uh, figure out who those are and, uh, get those people the fuck out of this, uh, job because they don't belong here.
	They belong in other fields.
	See, and I agree, but as long as they're going to choose to be politicians at the end of the day, as long as they're actually fighting to get shit done instead of just being a mouthpiece, like, I'll give a fuck what your motivations are.
	If you're just after that bag, I don't, like, if you're a fucking strong, fierce-fighting Democrat because you think it's gonna get you access, you wanna meet The Rock?
	And you know that by climbing the ladder you can meet The Rock?
	I don't give a fuck.
	If you're getting the work done, dude, The Rock is... Yo, I'll get on the whore with it right now for you, bud.
	Like, we'll set that up.
	I think that's why you have so many, like, little pissant Democrats, though, is because they don't actually believe anything.
	They're just kind of like, yep, whatever's going on and I'm not going to raise my voice and I'm not going to ever...
	Just do anything that kind of shakes anything and draws attention to myself because I don't want to lose this position, which is fine.
	You can be a feckless piece of shit or you can get some fucking work done.
	And you know, the fact that so many of them are feckless pieces of shit listeners is that it's proof you can bully them.
	This is what a lot of Democrat voters don't understand is that they think they should be nice to their They're leaders, and you don't.
	You bully them into what you want.
	If they're not providing you housing in your local area, you fucking bully them and you hold protests until they fucking listen, because a lot of times, again, Democrats are little piss babies, just like all politicians, and they will occasionally listen to their constituents if you bully them hard enough.
	All right, step back from that ledge there, Hayley, because if we spit too much truth, we might get in trouble, because... From who?
	Some loser?
	Well, I mean, well, yeah, you know, the pigs, for one.
	I mean, if you continue that way of thinking, you're just like, dude, and if you really want to get some stuff done, You get out the guillotine and you know what... I'm just saying, if your Democrats in your area are like, we're gonna get to housing the homeless in like six years, you know, there's ways to make them do that a little quicker.
	And it doesn't require violence, but it does require raising your voice a little bit.
	And like I said, they are feckless little bitches and they will listen because they get scared immediately.
	They're like, oh, I'm going to lose my vote.
	I'm going to lose my popularity.
	Weaponize that.
	That's all I'm saying.
	I am not the same type of Democrat as Mike and Elle, and that's all I have to say about it.
	Sometimes you have to bully your politicians.
	All the time.
	L is an apathetic Democrat, and I am... I just believe in pragmatism.
	I mean, I agree with bullying, but I also agree that just, like, you only fix things inside the structure.
	So if we have a primary and my primary candidate loses, I'm voting Democrat in the general because the other side is fucking Nazis.
	And there's no triple bank shot bullshit.
	I see these people posting stuff where they're like, Biden has to lose because it's a proof about, like, Like, you can't accept what happened in Gaza and making him lose proves something moral.
	And I'm like, so letting Trump turn Gaza into a parking lot, that's your morality?
	Like, this is the thing.
	They're both bad on that shit.
	I get it.
	On a scale of 1 to 10 when it comes to the Hamas-Israel situation, Biden's like a 3 and Trump is a 1.
	But on all the other stuff that liberals are supposed to care about, Biden's like a 7 to a 10 and Trump's a 1.
	So I gotta give up all that other stuff just so I can be worse on Gaza.
	Yes, Mike.
	Yes!
	Because he didn't immediately wave his hand and make Israel go away.
	Like, he wasn't just like, calm down, Israel.
	Calm down.
	I, Joe Biden, the American president, have decreed that you stop.
	And Israel would, of course, just be like, ah, you said the past phrase.
	All of our weapons deactivated.
	Yeah, so it's like, I never see this stuff from Republicans.
	I never see any Republican going, you know, Trump's just not good enough on border security.
	So we got to vote Biden.
	And then next time around, we'll get the better Republican in the next election.
	Republicans do understand bullying their politicians, though.
	It's not about voting for the other guy.
	It's just about throwing your vote away, Mike.
	A symbolic throwing away of your vote.
	Symbolically do nothing with your vote and hope that things get better.
	Your ideals will carry you through.
	Yes.
	Certainly.
	Certainly, at the end of it, when the ideals are counted up, Israel will come to their senses and be like, what have we done?
	Right.
	And now to small ball this to defuse this a little and bring it back to the other side of it.
	Locally, yo, Democrats, we literally passed a law like we had a referendum.
	We taxed millionaires and that tax was for schools and for transportation.
	And we got free school lunches from that.
	Yay.
	But we taxed billionaires or millionaires.
	We got this little pile of money.
	Give us one more fucking train out of North Station at the end of the night.
	The last train leaving the fucking station is at 10.30.
	That's way too fucking early!
	Give us a midnight train!
	Let people stay in Boston a little longer, you fucking pricks!
	Mike, I don't think your state's train stations are...
	I'll dig into it.
	I think it's like a private company.
	I don't think it taxes them.
	MBTA, it's Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority.
	Yeah, I think that's just like the name of it.
	Well, I mean, I'm pretty sure, well, I'll dig into it.
	I'll do my own research and I'll try to pill myself, but like, whatever it is, have that private contractor,
	like kick them a few more bucks in if they get another train in at the end of the night,
	because it just sucks to have to flee TD Garden.
	It has been in the news a bunch recently for their trains breaking down and lighting on fire on bridges and stuff.
	I know, I know.
	That's that's why I think I think that was what I learned that that I think it's a private institution.
	It's just named.
	Well, then nationalize it.
	Let's take it over.
	Conquer it.
	Fix it.
	Somehow.
	Classic Lib.
	What's fucking big government running his trades?
	I do!
	I am both a big government Lib and also apparently a fascist.
	I'm just saying, like, yeah, you know who should be pissed off about the trade situation?
	Not our side, you know?
	Just saying.
	This is like an issue that the other side should really be- No, public transportation is fully left.
	The trains run on time was propaganda in itself because the trains actually didn't run on time.
	I know, it's all bullshit.
	What a fucking buzzkill over here.
	I'm sorry, it's just trains and public transportation are fully left.
	Especially in Arizona, the right does not like the light rail here.
	Oh man, we were having such a good time praising Mussolini and then Haley comes in.
	I'm not gonna praise Mussolini.
	I'm not gonna do that.
	I'm here for historical accuracy on the Mussolini line.
	Praise him a little.
	Yeah, you love quote-unquote historical accuracy.
	Ignoring the truth of the situation.
	See, also, Christmas, which you were wrong about.
	No, that was definitely right about that.
	I don't know when the episode is over!
	Goodnight, everyone!
	No, no, no, quickly, get to the next question.
	Eric, the Deep State Operative, asks, You and Cat Williams are sitting in a dark, smoke-filled room.
	The Illuminati is telling you that one of you will be famous.
	What do you do to ensure that it's you?
	And he also adds, Also, Chicago-style deep-dish pizza is pizza.
	I will die on this hill.
	I mean, I felt like I was pretty diplomatic in my response about the pizza thing.
	I'm just like, is it pizza or is it not pizza?
	Who gives a shit?
	It's delicious.
	But also, it should be no one's favorite pizza.
	That would be lunacy.
	Not because it's bad, but just because it's like, it's such a different riff on the form.
	Anyway, so what would I do to guarantee my own fame?
	I don't know, man.
	What would the Illuminati want of me?
	Your blood.
	I don't give a fuck about my blood, though.
	I'd be like, yeah.
	As long as it's not going to kill me, because I can't be famous and dead and celebrate that myself.
	You know, like I would like to be able to enjoy, I don't want a monkey paw wish where they're just like,
	ha ha, now we have the corpse of the world's fattest man and he is famous.
	Like.
	Yeah.
	You have to show your ass naked on the fucking Oscar stage.
	Oh, sure.
	Who gives a shit?
	Yeah, you would.
	I mean, for fame?
	For, like, Deep State Cabal magic fame?
	Yeah, absolutely.
	So, on TikTok right now, I've been seeing this video going around before the government bans TikTok, about, like, this guy asking if you would stroke off Superman and then drink his jism to get his powers.
	And I was just like, Who would even debate this?
	Yeah, absolutely.
	I mean, yes, in front of my mother, I would do this.
	What?
	That's not even a question.
	But apparently there's like some philosophy to it that some people on TikTok have decided to start sharing.
	And I was just like, no, dude, there's no philosophy to this.
	The answer is yes, I would do that.
	I mean... Wait, what's the question in full?
	Would you jerk off Superman and drink his seed to get his superpowers?
	No, granted, presumably this question was posed by a guy to another guy, and therefore it's supposed to be like, ew, icky, gay.
	But, like, first of all, anyone who is heterosexually attracted to men would just be like, yes, absolutely, like, I'm a lady, and yeah, super as hot.
	And then also, like, every gay person would just be like, yeah, absolutely, win-win.
	Like, you know, they'd be high-fiving the heterosexual ladies, because apparently Superman is, like, down for this.
	But then it's just, like, even for me, just pragmatic, regular, straight guy.
	The answer is yes, I would definitely do that.
	And swap powers.
	So the problem is that, like, they would have to ask me to, for me not to be the one to guarantee the fame, they would have to ask me to, like, cross some sort of weird moral line that I think would, like, Yeah, I don't know.
	This is a hard question to answer because I'm pretty shameless unless they were just like, and now we need you to like drown this baby.
	And I'd just be like, well, I would have to be like living with that.
	That would be like a bummer.
	Like, I don't know if I have it.
	I don't have that much of a dog in me.
	You know, like, I have empathy.
	I like that would ruin my life.
	I feel like I would be able to enjoy the fame you take.
	Right.
	And that's the thing.
	I really feel like that's kind of the question.
	Because that's what these people are always talking about when it comes to the Illuminati.
	It's like, will you sacrifice the baby for power and glory?
	And the thing is, Cat Williams ain't gonna do that shit.
	You're saying I just have to beat out Cat Williams for this?
	Well, what bar is he not willing to cross?
	Because I'll probably cross it.
	This isn't a really tough battle for me if Cat Williams has any kind of morals and is any bit queasy about the Illuminati.
	If the Illuminati is about to make my life one of unbelievable decadence and opulence, as long as I'm not hurting anybody in the process, there's really nothing.
	I mean, The only thing that you can do is break my form of reality, which would be very interesting.
	Because they're like, okay, Cat Williams has refused to sign his soul over to Satan.
	So Mr. Reigns, sign your soul over to Satan and you win.
	And then I'd be like, are you telling me that Satan is actually real?
	Yeah, dude, you can't be selling your soul to the devil.
	If the devil is real, then you can't be doing that.
	Right, exactly.
	By you opting into that transaction, you're acknowledging the devil's realness and what the implication of that is.
	That is way too short-sighted.
	Right, exactly.
	That's what I'm saying.
	The devil can only trick really stupid people.
	I mean, I got my proof of the existence of myself and God now signed on this dotted line, and you'll be able to play this fiddle real good.
	And it'll be like, actually, no, ass, most quietest person ever from here on out, love the Lord, can't get enough of that sweet the Lord.
	Gee, Mike, what made you take up faith and become a Christian?
	I found out the devil and God are real.
	Yeah, the doc showed up with an actual paper contract.
	It was like, dude, you want that Lambo?
	I got you.
	And I was like, holy shit, this is freaking my beat right now.
	I'm freaked.
	Hayley's answer to this question is going to be so boring, because I think Hayley is, like, truly punk and doesn't want to sell out.
	I think Hayley would just be like, no, fuck you, The Deep State.
	Yeah, Cat Williams wins.
	Like what?
	I would have to, like, do a MeUndies ad or something.
	That's me selling out to the Illuminati, you know?
	I would have to sell in a big ad.
	That's me.
	And apparently be an underwear model.
	No.
	Which is like your weird... I mean, how else are you selling MeUndies?
	Just by doing the commercial that's like, MeUndies!
	Everybody buy MeUndies!
	That's how they always are.
	She's just saying she has to do readers.
	Yeah, I have to do the readers.
	My creep ass mind immediately went to you, just like, I'll debase myself a little.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	I'm going to sell out this podcast.
	Sorry, that one's on me, I guess.
	That's for Hellworld After Dark.
	Hey, this is the first time in a long time I think we've had a show-long runner about a fake project that we'll never do.
	This is like some classic Sarge-style banter.
	Homeworld After Dark!
	We should do an opener and it's all of us whispering the After Dark part like, After Dark!
	We need to find a license-free version of music that sounds like the Silk Stockings opening.
	Do you remember that show, Silk Stockings?
	It was like a crime thriller show, but it was supposed to be sexy.
	If you were the right age, you got, like, hoodwinked by the intro into thinking that it was, like, this mad, sexy, like, adult show that if you watched it for long enough, you were eventually gonna see titties.
	But you never would, because it was just a straight-down-the-road, like, you know, cry-procedural thriller, but just, like, set in Miami.
	But, like, the fucking intro, like, describing it's really tough, but it's a lot of these, like, crime noir-y, like, shots of, like, ladies, and there's, like, this intense, like, sort of music behind it.
	It's really weird.
	Anyway, we won't sell out.
	She doesn't give a fuck about selling out.
	She's got more integrity than us other two chumps who have almost none.
	It's not really an integrity thing so much as it is an empathy thing, you know?
	That's a bridge too far, but as for the rest of it, she's like, dude, I am here to sell out.
	Like, let's go.
	You want to come for me, Illuminati?
	Cleodora Silvestri asks, if Q-Figures were Street Fighter characters, which one would be your main and why?
	I feel like the thing about this is how broad is QAnon character because like is General Flynn a QAnon character?
	Would Q be a character like just like a shadowy person like wearing a mask with like a fedora and a trench coat?
	Which is funny because that character design already existed in Street Fighter.
	There's some Street Fighter 3rd Strike character that's just his gimmick.
	Or am I confusing it?
	I know there's also a Street Fighter character named Q. Funnily enough.
	He's like the stretchy blue guy or whatever.
	In Street Fighter 3rd Strike they got weird with it.
	But I think there was a trench coat detective guy and stretchy guy named Q.
	So, in a way, they've already nailed it.
	But who would my main be?
	I mean, I'm an Akuma guy.
	Who's the Akuma of Q?
	Who's Akuma?
	That'd be a great question.
	I have no idea.
	I also love Sagat.
	I don't know who's the Sagat of Q. The problem is that my favorite Street Fighter characters are too cool for me to want to associate with these Q-Anon ding-dongs.
	Yeah, that is a huge problem.
	Are there any ninja characters in the Street Fighter series?
	Uh, yes, is the short answer, I'm sure.
	Okay.
	Because I'll be Doug Logan, and he's a cyber ninja.
	He's the head of the cyber ninjas.
	There we go.
	Yeah.
	I imagine if this question was Mortal Kombat themed after my little riff earlier in the show, that'd be cute.
	He has an army of mules.
	That would be his Mortal Kombat fatality.
	He just tramples you with mules.
	He just has a stampede of mules just run you over and crush you.
	The smoke animation, you see balance in it.
	Mine will be Ron Watkins and he's Ryu, but he's Ryu from Street Fighter, the movie, The Game.
	I don't get that reference, but I assume it's bad.
	It's quite the sick burn, if I say so myself.
	Pushing up my glasses.
	If you know, you know.
	My main character would have to be JFK, because he's definitely a QAnon character, and I don't exactly know what his... JFK himself is a really broken down physical wreck of a human being, but we'll just give him magic powers or something to compensate.
	Air Force One?
	Oh, well, I'm pretty sure there's a dub Street Fighter character who's just the President of Earth.
	That rocks.
	That's Kennedy.
	Yeah, that sure is.
	Yeah, I might be making that, but maybe that's Tekken.
	Like, look, all these things sort of like... No, you know what?
	It took me only a moment to wiki this.
	His name is G, and he is like the president of Earth or whatever.
	So President of the World, as he claims, is a good stuff.
	When we're not recording the podcast, I'll send you a picture of him.
	I'm looking.
	He's got a big top hat.
	He does.
	He had a big blonde beard, like a blonde, rugged beard and a top hat.
	If you could find like a gif or a video of his walking stance in the game, it's really funny.
	Anyway, onward.
	Question style.
	Okay, and our final question in the mailbag is, from mebad, what are the chances that in 100 years, Ivana's grave will be lost to history and people will search for the lost treasure of El Trumpo that he buried so he wouldn't have to pay all his lawsuits?
	If Trump had any buried treasure in that coffin, we would imagine that he would have had that shit exhumed immediately to pay off his New York debt.
	Yes.
	Gotta imagine that in that ground is just some bones and maybe some illegal documents that he wanted to hide real good.
	I'd like to believe that the lore in however many years into the future is actually centered around his golden toilet.
	Oh god yes.
	People are looking for the golden toilet to take the perfect shit in.
	Or it would be great if...
	If climate change causes like all of Florida to just sink into the ocean and then hundreds of years from now people are just like, the legend of Mar-a-Lago, like it's Atlantis.
	Yeah.
	And then somebody's like diving down there, they come up and they're just like, I think we found it.
	And then there's like drone footage, like underwater drone footage of like a, like a barnacle across a golden toilet, just like in this like decrepit room that's sunk in ruin.
	It'd be great.
	Who did the Titanic?
	James Cameron?
	Yes.
	It should be directed by James Cameron.
	So that brings us to our final question, as always.
	What are you guys looking forward to?
	Aw, jeez.
	Oh, no.
	I have an easy one because I started it this morning.
	X-Men 97 started coming out.
	The first two episodes dropped today.
	I watched both of them and it was perfectly cromulent.
	I'm excited to continue.
	It makes me feel like a little kid watching it.
	And so I'm going to continue to watch that for as long as it retains quality.
	Sounds good.
	Hayley, you're up.
	Well, because daylight savings has happened and our record time has changed, it is currently 11 57, which means it's almost noon, which means it's almost lunchtime.
	So I'm looking forward to that.
	Yes.
	What is your lunch going to consist of?
	I don't know.
	I think I might go grab something because I haven't had coffee yet.
	I had a weird morning and I kind of need like a gigantic coffee.
	So maybe a diner.
	Ah!
	Diner lunch.
	Always something to look forward to.
	And I have March Madness, the crazy college basketball thing that I don't really know anything about because I don't follow the college basketball at all.
	But I just know that when I go to work it is going to be bananas for the next four days because you literally are just gambling from 10 a.m.
	to 10 p.m.
	It's just non-stop basketball for four days and then finally it calms down and goes back to being normal.
	But yeah, it's just crazy lunatics in the casino screaming and yelling at televisions.
	And it's also the one week a year I get to watch Impractical Jokers because they put the college basketball games on whatever station that is.
	I think it's like TruTV.
	And then when the basketball's done on that station, they don't change the channel fast enough, so there's like four episodes of Impractical Jokers air, and then that goes away.
	And then I'm like, oh well, bye Impractical Jokers!
	I'll see you again next March!
	Have a good one!
	So yeah.
	I love how you have like a seasonal Impractical Jokers, like, rhythm.
	It's pretty funny.
	It's a thing!
	It is just a very weird thing that happens during March Madness.
	Yeah, I mean, it is pretty fucking weird.
	You're right.
	You're right to shame yourself in such a way, you fucking weirdo.
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