Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #92: The Crimevelope, Kari Lake is a Drag, Dominion Vs FOX
This week in the Amuse Bouche we talk about Kari Lake's Drag Queen issue, RINO hunting ads, and Sarge is crazed about Putin's Poop. Then we get into the headlines and the 1/6 committee keeps bringing the heat and Dominion's lawsuit against FOX is allowed to continue. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hello, everybody.
I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
I am joined, as always, by Sarge.
Who is too Sarge, too furious.
That's right.
It's completely different this time.
And the mysterious El.
I love my beautiful babies.
Is that your Sylvester Stallone?
Ew.
He's like, when we were on Ben's journey and we were watching Creed,
like every once in a while he would just be like, hey, you know.
He'd just be like, oh wow, so emotional.
But at the same time, I did walk away from that movie just being like, man, Sylvester Stallone was actually pretty good in that, so I guess I'm part of the problem.
I mean, yeah, in the parts that he's in, he's a very good old Rocky.
How long is it going to take before we get Sylvester Stallone and Vin Diesel to have, like, a serious dialogue-heavy drama?
Oh my god.
Maybe Sly can be like a member of the family in like Fast 17 or whenever they get to it.
He could be like Grandpa Toretto.
Yes, yes.
The Ur-Toretto.
I think he is.
I think he was destined to play that part.
Oh, man.
And a peek behind the curtain, right when we went to start the podcast today, I almost hit the news bump instead of the theme music, because that would have been a great opening, because I just like slap-dashed through all the noises onto the soundboard.
Can you imagine if that ended up accidentally being the podcast that we put out?
Like, It would hurt to make our listeners so bad, because they'd be like, oh shit, they must really have some news to talk about.
Did we miss something?
Yeah, it's so weak in the news.
Just go hard, cold open.
Just boom.
Guys, you have no idea how much news we have this week.
It's so incredible.
We couldn't even wait for the music or the small talk.
It's just wild.
And as always, we open right into a conversation about some pop culture nonsense.
In this case, Selva is just alone.
Yes, exactly.
And how great it would be, as a tie-in to Serge's intro of himself, how great it would be.
Yeah, I mean, we had so much news last week that we actually skipped over.
There was just no place for Putin's poop bodyguards.
Like, we just zipped right by that because it was Medium at best.
And apparently it stuck in your craw enough to surprise us on the show.
This was not discussed at the production meeting.
We're just, we're just going to do it.
Amuse-bouche topic number one, apparently Putin's poop bodyguard, because we didn't get to it last week.
Yeah, gotta bring it back.
Yeah, so he has someone who, when he's traveling abroad, collects his poop so that, like, foreign spies can't get it.
That is the working theory, so a lot of people think, and it's pretty certain that he has some sort of colon cancer, and he doesn't want foreign spies to know how bad it is.
Also, this is a great place for me to bring up... I'll put a pin in that conversation.
I feel like I know the question you're about to ask.
But we should mention for the listeners that stick with us from week to week, following two weeks of the amuse-bouche bump being questionable at best, both amuse-cuche, I think, was the first one, which I still struggle to say, and the second one was accuse-bouche.
Which didn't work because the word accused is already a thing.
We've taken it back to the lab and we're awaiting our future bump.
Which is why we just went straight into talking about Putin's poop.
And Mike, were you about to ask if your poop can tell you about your colon cancer?
Yes, I was.
I'm very interested in... Have you not seen the commercials for the at-home poop-in-a-box test?
I have seen them, but I didn't know that that poop-in-a-box test would, like, tell you, oh, you're basically dead.
I thought it was basically like, yo, see a doctor, or no, you're all good.
I didn't know it connected to that.
Yeah, I don't know if it says you're basically dead, but if you have cancer cells, like, in your poop, like, it would be if you had colon cancer.
I love those commercials so much because some ad firm, their task was, okay, so what we were trying to sell to the people as an at-home test for colon cancer screening, where you have to poop in a box, pretty much.
You have to poop and then put it into the box at the very end.
So we need you to sell this to the American people.
So make a boxy little mascot and have him dance around and just be like, put poop in me!
Yeah, it stuck with me because it's such a wild story and he's so crazy about, like, hiding this from foreign spies that the fact that it exists, like, shows that A, he's very crazy and B, certainly has some form of, like, just further confirms that he has cancer.
Maybe he's healthier than ever and this poop bodyguard is a sham.
It's like a false flag.
It could be a double, like, secret cover, but... It's a triple reverse head fake.
That's the thing, is that once you have the poop bodyguard, you're basically answering the question for us.
Wouldn't it be better to just shit in every public stall all around Europe?
And then when they say they've analyzed your poop for cancer,
you call it fake news and a liberal Western plot to undermine Vladimir Putin's iron grip upon Russia.
I mean, it feels like you're really getting out in front of a story that you really shouldn't be doing,
you shouldn't be getting out in front of because you're making it look worse.
This is officially he doth protest too much.
I was literally about to say that!
He doth protest and poop too much.
Maybe it's worse than cancer.
Maybe his poop holds secrets, like national secrets, like Russia Net.
Maybe he's like a super soldier and now he's just like running out like the rest of the time on his clock, but they don't want you to get your hands on Putin's super poop because you may be able to... I mean, you saw him on that horse.
What a mensch.
Are you trying to tell me that he was a regular human being?
I don't think so.
Yeah, I mean, just to say.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
I was going to get us away from Biden's poop.
Because we have some more amuse-bouches to get through this week.
Starting with a little game.
A little The Most Dangerous Game.
Because there's been some scuttlebutt on the internet about some fellow getting in trouble for his Rhino, as in Republican and name only, hunting campaign ad, which is to say, yes, an ad where he is hunting human beings.
Mike, what's up with the most dangerous game?
Yeah, so Sarge has a better grasp on how to say this guy's last name.
Eric Gretchens?
Greitens.
This is my former governor, Greitens.
Yeah, go ahead.
So what happens is, is he basically stands in front of the camera holding a gun, because that's what all Republicans do in all their ads nowadays.
And he's just like, it's rhino hunting season, no limits, no bagging, no tagging.
And then they have a SWAT team of what are supposed to be like militarized police, kick down a door and storm into a room.
And then he walks into the room behind them.
That's not a bit of Uvalde, am I right?
Oh no!
Oh god, yeah.
We'll get to that because only more has come out about that.
Oh god, do we have to?
Jesus fucking Christ.
So he goes through the door that the obviously not Yuvaldi cops cleared for him and then he's just like, it's Rino Hutton season and I'm here to get them all or whatever dumb angry thing he says while brandishing his firearm.
This, uh, this ad, of course, uh, created considerable blowback about the fact that this guy is talking about, this isn't even about like killing, uh, killing liberals or killing minorities that Republicans hate.
This is literally Republicans who aren't Republican enough.
Now you are a fair target for death threats and the idea that, you know, one of these days we're going to kick down your doors with guns blazing and come after you.
And, um, Roy Blunt was asked about this ad and was like, I don't want to give it any more oxygen.
And then, of course, he was asked if the guy won the primary and was the Republican nominee for Senate.
He was like, yeah, I'll vote for him.
You know, how you do.
I mean, this is how Republicans operate.
They're appalled by what the lunatics in their party do.
But if said lunatic happens to be our representative in an election, bully on him and he's got my vote, so I'm not too worried
about it.
This is our governor, this is our former governor, who he was forced out of office because of
multiple, multiple scandals coming forward in which he, there were pictures that he took of
his mistress tied up, naked and bound.
These were all blackmail photos.
That was being investigated and he went into hiding.
Uh Vice News was covering it at the time and no one could find the governor much like the governor of Montana.
He just went into hiding during all these scandals and uh finally uh resigned After, like, his third felony charge, he said he would not resign.
He'd let all the investigations go forward.
But he finally did resign after they said, okay, well, we're gonna subpoena all your campaign finance records.
And then he was like, I resign.
Immediately.
Effective immediately.
I love that.
I love that his campaign finance records was what broke him.
That was where he was like, no, I'm not going to do this.
What a big shocker there.
A politician who doesn't want you to look at his campaign finance records.
I don't believe it.
I love how this campaign ad or whatever, it really just highlights, we're getting closer and closer to the point where Republicans just go full mask off and are just like, hey, we love the Second Amendment because we love guns.
And why we love guns is because we would all really love to shoot someone.
We want our guns not for hunting or for protection.
We actively would love to use guns to shoot people.
Specifically people we don't like if we can get there, but it could be anyone.
Family member, child, whatever.
We would just like to take a human life with a gun.
Seems like it would be a great time.
Yeah, they're all about it.
There's so many stories about this absolute lunatic and what he's been up to, but no, now he's one of our senatorial-like candidates, so huzzah!
Yeah, and the really good news is apparently Donald Trump Jr.
was asked if Pop Pop would give Mr. Rhino Hunter the Trump endorsement.
And Don Jr.
is playing it a little tight to the vest so far.
The God Emperor's Royal Decree will come down sooner or later as to who the lay people should vote for in the Republican primary.
So that's going to be hilarious.
Everyone rushing to kiss Orange Daddy's ring.
We're still in the light and fleshy amuse-bouche.
I don't want to darken it too much so we don't have to dwell on this topic.
But, I mean, it does feel like stuff is getting worse.
I mean, this guy's campaign ad is him literally with a gun shooting people and just being like, vote for me.
Yeah, vote for me, and our enemies will have their doors kicked in by brave, brave police.
Good police, not police from Texas, but the good kinds of police.
You know the police you like?
The police that harass minorities?
Those police.
Yeah.
Although, if anything, the ongoing investigation into what happened down in Uvalde or Uvalde, however it's pronounced, Like, exercise your Second Amendment right, have access to a firearm, and then just put a barricade, any sort of barrier between you and a police officer, and suddenly you're like under a god.
You're an unstoppable force.
They're just like, we know that the person in there has a gun, but we cannot see them, so what are we to do?
Yeah.
We're paralyzed.
Their Second Amendment rights are too powerful.
It was very scary.
Turns out being a police officer is scary.
Who knew?
Yeah.
Again, I got into this job so I could stand around construction sites and collect overtime and a pension.
I didn't want to protect and serve.
I didn't want to actually be a force for good in the community.
I just put on the uniform so I could grift.
I just wanted to make a buck.
Yeah, turns out it's a lot rougher on police officers when the people actually have weapons instead of them just claiming that they saw a weapon and it was like a cell phone or a nothing.
Yeah!
He was reaching!
Yeah, he was trying to get out his wallet to identify himself.
How was I supposed to know that wallet could have been a gun?
I had to empty my clip into him, obviously.
God.
His hands were moving.
He didn't lock up and fall over like a faint goat at the sight of my badge and gun.
Yes!
Oh man, it took us like 90 episodes but we finally got to the fainting goats.
It's so good.
Okay, let's move on to the amuse-bouche and talk about Carrie Lake.
I don't know anything about this, but the headline that I have written down here says, Carrie Lake drag hypocrisy.
So I have to imagine that she hates drag, comma, loves drag.
Like, I hate drag and watch a drag race, like RuPaul's Drag Race, religiously.
It's even juicier than that because Republicans have for the past, I would say a few weeks, maybe a month, have decided that drag queens are the new sign of America's moral decay and the collapse of our society into Sodom and Gomorrah, which is hilarious because I remember when Donald Trump was rubbing his face in the bosoms of Rudy Giuliani.
And that was totally, that was just a hilarious jape!
That was just good old, tiny, clean fun for the family.
But now, now drag queens are bad and evil.
The Republican operative who tried to make critical race theory into a scary ooga booga super bad term was on Twitter talking about how we need to re-label drag queens as trans strippers.
And the funny thing about that was that piece, I saw some people saying, yeah, he's gonna get away with it too, just like he did with critical race theory, and it's like, A, no one knew what critical race theory was before, allowing a shithead like him to attempt to define it and scare people, whereas everyone knows what drag queens are, so no, trans strippers is not gonna play.
Drag queens don't strip.
That's not even a part of the bit.
It's like, that's not what they do.
It's super silly, but Anyways, so they got on this whole thing about drag queen story time and all that kind of stuff.
So Carrie Lake came out and was like, when I'm governor, I'm going to crack down on drag queens and all their perversion and all that good stuff.
So an Arizona drag queen, Rick Stevens, who performs as Barbara Seville, came out and said that they performed for Carrie Lake.
They performed at one of her birthdays.
They performed at their home with children present.
I performed for her in some of the seediest bars in Phoenix.
Nice.
Carrie's gone to my shows all the time.
She was like a fan of mine.
So like, this is ridiculous that Carrie Lake is now coming out being all like, oh my god, drag queens, I can't tolerate them.
I can't stans them, I tell ya.
And the other thing about Carrie Lake is that she's obviously she spends all of her time railing against the media.
But the whole reason why she's able to run for governor of Arizona was that she was a local news anchor for like over a decade at least.
So like she was literally the media.
For all this time, before one day she was just like, wait a minute!
The media is evil and wrong, and I love Donald Trump and America!
I need to run for governor and be a completely pilled lunatic!
So... Just today, I saw her just be like, if I'm elected, I just won't follow any federal gun laws.
What are they going to do?
Come and arrest a sitting governor?
Call my bluff?
And it's just like... They absolutely will.
It's just like, yes, they will do that.
One million percent.
It's just like, I'm a governor, that means that I can't be arrested!
And it's just like, oh my sweet summer child, you can be arrested.
And again, this is like, this is friggin' like, this is like 1800s nullification bullshit.
We've had these discussions.
I mean, the Civil War was to free the slaves and all that good stuff, but there was also this part where it was like, oh yeah, you have to follow what the federal government says.
It's in the Constitution.
There's a supremacy clause that says if the federal government passes a law, the state has to abide by it.
That's why marijuana shops still have a tough time putting their money in banks, because that money is illegal money, because it's still a federal crime to sell pot.
Like this is just civics 101 bullshit.
And she's just like, nope, ain't going to listen to none of that stuff.
Cause, uh, who cares about how anything works when you're just like famous, like locally famous and can get people to vote for you.
Cause Donald Trump says you're a good person.
I mean, that's, that's what so many of these people are running on.
Like Dr. Oz, Herschel Walker, Carrie Lake.
It's just, I'm a local celebrity, even though Oz isn't from Pennsylvania.
They're just like, hey, I'm a C-lister at best, maybe.
Trump likes me.
Let me wield power in your state for reasons.
Uh, yes.
People who are listening to the podcast might just be like, man, I can't believe the gang hasn't talked about Herschel Walker.
And, uh, I don't really want to, because I'm afraid that that gentleman might actually be developmentally disabled.
It seems like that genuinely causes the hair on my neck to stand up and I'm just like, let's score some points off of this guy so I've just never brought him up.
Yeah, I mean, we can definitely like, quote unquote, score points off him on the fact that, like, he and his son have been running on this, like, fatherlessness is the worst problem in the black community.
And now it's come out that Hershel Walker fathered three other children beyond the one that he has raised.
And he, like, keeps no contact with them and just pays alimony to the mothers.
All that's good stuff.
Yeah, but what if he's running with CTE?
We don't we don't want to have another Benoit situation here.
Look, I don't like the guy, but we haven't, I figured I would just be like, oh yeah, we haven't talked about him because I don't really like talking about him because when I hear him talk, it makes me very nervous.
It makes me feel not good.
I mean, the one thing I'll say is that it just goes to show you how incredibly cynical and empty the Republican Party is, is that they're in Georgia, they're running against Raphael Warnock in the Senate, and Raphael Warnock is a black preacher who was very popular and won an election.
And the Republicans are just like, oh shit, we need to, in order to try to blunt this guy's popularity of the black community, we need to run a black candidate against him.
Who do we got?
And the answer was Herschel Walker, who, again, as Elle has said, is terrifying to listen to talk.
Because, like, be it football, be it the fact that he did MMA for a while, the man very easily could have, like, actual, like, fundamental problems.
And if elected, he would literally just be, like, told how to vote by, like, his, like, staff and probably his son.
I mean, like, people would just be, like, running that senator's seat around him because I mean, again, it's terrifying to listen to the man.
So I don't, I don't, I don't fully trust that he would be actually the Senator of Georgia any more than he would just be, like, the person that is, like, put in that password and then other people run him the way Ivanka and Jared ran Daddy Trump during his presidency.
Don't worry, Mike.
There's no possible way any of these horrible people could win.
Oh, gas went up another 12 cents.
I'm Vote Republican!
In the blue corner, fighting for eliminating student debt, it's the Liberals!
And in the red corner, only caring about gas prices, it's the Conservatives!
It's like, wow, fucking change the fucking record, mate.
Oh, no, I had to pay an extra 30 bucks to fill up my tank.
Yeah, man.
We're trying to stop a dude from, like, genociding and war crimes and stuff.
Like, fucking, like, suck it up, mate.
When I go to my local eatery and I'm just like, oh, shit, everything on the menu went up a dollar.
I'm like, fuck this fucking country.
I don't think trans people deserve rights anymore.
I'm true blue conservative now, baby.
Let's fucking go.
I'm just like, oh, that sucks.
But, like, I get it because, you know, Vladimir Putin is doing a war.
Be mad at Russia.
Idiot.
You dumb fucks.
Be mad at Russia.
And as numerous people have pointed out, the price of oil has not gone up.
The actual price for a barrel of oil is not at some catastrophically high level.
This is just oil companies going, hey, remember those 18 months where no one traveled and we lost all that money due to COVID?
Well, we're getting it back, motherfuckers!
Boom!
And guess what?
These dum-dums will blame Biden for it!
Woo!
Keep posting those I Did That stickers on the gas pumps while we collect, you suckers!
I peel those off every time I see them, and I've peeled off more than a couple.
And like, yeah, Jesus, it's so fucking dumb.
Do you suppose Republicans would allow any sort of laws or legislation to prevent oil companies from gouging in the United States to go through?
Like if Joe Biden was just like, hey, we drove this thing that literally prevents The gas companies are charging more than $5 per gallon per gas.
Like, $5 is literally the worst it could possibly be, and fuck them, because am I right, guys?
Do you think that they would let that pass?
Absolutely not.
They wouldn't.
Republicans voted no on, like, helping with baby formula, and they voted no on, like, bills to protect the price of insulin, something people, like, literally will die without.
Oh, yeah, you make a lot of cap on gas prices at $5 a gallon.
What about free markets?
Whatever happened to capitalism?
You're nationalizing the oil companies.
That's socialism.
Oh, they would throw themselves on the fainting couches.
Meanwhile, if gas broke $5 a gallon, oh man, all Biden's fault.
He did it.
Blame him.
He's the bad guy.
Elect us.
I'd rather pay $10 a gallon at the pub than have Biden pass a successful law, because I'm a realist.
Yes, exactly!
I said it during Trump's presidency.
The president does not control the price of gas.
It's still true, even now.
No, it's Biden.
He's doing it.
So fuck him.
Let's not be mad at Putin or the gas industry or any of our other leaders that had come before that could have done work to put in infrastructure to help us be less reliant on gas in general.
What do I know, Sips Tea?
One last amuse-bouche, let's talk about Tucker Carlson losing his fucking mind over Stephen Colbert's tiny insurrection.
Triumphantly Insult Comic Dog, and the cast thereof, and production staff thereof, went to Congress or whatever?
The Capitol Building?
Was it the Capitol Building itself?
Went to the Capitol Building and were told to leave and then didn't?
Uh, because they needed to film some outside shots in the hallway of this office, and then got escorted out of the building.
And, of course, Tucker Carlson decided that this was the same as January 6th.
It was exactly the same.
Where's their trial?
Where's their hearings?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I mean, yeah.
When is Triumph going to be locked in solitary so Marjorie Taylor Greene can plead for his rights?
When was that going to happen, Libs?
Hypocrisy much?
Oh, man.
Yeah, I can't wait.
Marjorie Taylor Greene would be a great advocate for him to poop on.
So that was his catchphrase, right?
Still is.
I don't know.
I don't watch any of those shows because they're all bad.
Yeah, to poop on.
Nice, well that's great, yeah.
I let the internet tell me what one of those guys has like a funny enough monologue or interview that I should pay attention to it, but generally it's just like, hey, do you want to watch one hour of like a Stephen Colbert nighttime show featuring a puppet with a cigar that talks about booby gut stuff?
I'm just like, no.
No, I do not.
Thank you.
But I mean, I really appreciate the effort.
I like Stephen Colbert.
I'm glad that his family gets to, you know, be comfortable because he seems like a pretty cool dude.
And I am glad that we, at Hellworld, were once again able to wedge a puppet into an episode.
So, we're doing it, guys.
We're keeping the spirit alive.
We're like Pixar, squeezing the Mickey Mouse ears into everything they do, like, sneakily.
Like, we're gonna do it with puppets.
We just love puppets on Hellworld.
We salute our puppet overlords.
Okay.
And with the amuse-bouche out of the way, let's get into our darker timeline, aka the timeline that we live in now.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News!
Don't acknowledge it, just run with it.
Alright, what is our first news item?
My sentence was clearly done, you could tell by the fact that...
I... I... I...
Syntax-wise would have made no sense.
I know.
Alright, what is our first news item?
Texas.
Texas?
What's going on in Texas?
The next five minutes could be just baleful laughter and you'd be informed enough.
You'd just know that Texas is a fucking dumpster fire of epic proportions.
That's all you need to know.
Texas will never secede for a million reasons, but I don't think they realize that their terrible football teams would not be allowed to play the football anymore.
It would hurt.
It would hurt them a little.
So the Texas Republican Convention happened, and they decided to just tear the mask off and go just batshit insane.
One of their party platforms is that being gay is an abnormal lifestyle.
It's bad and wrong.
Right, right, right.
The Log Cabin Republicans... And a choice.
It is a choice.
It is a choice that can be fixed with therapy.
Conversion therapy, or whatever they call it.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the Log Cabin Republicans, which is a Republican group, a gay Republican group, was not allowed in.
They were just like, hey, nope, you're bad.
Stay out.
And it's just like, yo, guys, they're never going to accept you.
I understand you hate liberals, but maybe you can hate yourselves a little less and be like, we'll go with the party that doesn't like literally call us like influenced by demons and or like of the devil and maybe we can work with them to embrace free markets or whatever and just like that like that could be the conversation we're having here instead of nope please do not actually call us devils and demon worshippers and You know, try to get the Lawrence vs. Texas overturn so that our lifestyle can be criminalized again.
Yeah, this group who's a member of a party that constantly tells them that they don't matter and they have no rights is stunned when that party listens.
They're like, oh, you're right!
They should just do what every other self-respecting but self-hating Republican does and call themselves libertarians.
Log cabin libertarians.
There you go.
I wish that was a joke.
It's not.
No way.
So on top of their desire to criminalize the lifestyle choice of homosexuality, the Republican Party then also decided that Joe Biden is not the legitimately elected president of the United States, because apparently they watched 2,000 Mules and then they were so radicalized by it, they were so frothing at the mouth, that they were like, that movie doesn't prove that we knew it!
They passed a resolution saying that they reject the outcome of the 2020 election because it was illegitimate.
And then of course, because it's Texas and Sarge already kind of mentioned it, they also said they'd like to secede.
They would, you know, like to leave the union again for the, I think this is like the 75th time that Texas has, the Texas Republicans have threatened to just take their ball and go home.
That's fine.
Let, let them look at, at, uh, Britain, see how well Brexit worked.
It's just like, all right, bud, fucking do it.
Let's go.
Also, we should just, like, if they ever pass the measure to, like, get the ball rolling as a session, like, no one should try to intervene.
We should just let them secede, and literally inside of the first 60 seconds of them being an independent nation, we should just conquer them.
We should just literally just be like, and then Texas was its own nation and we used predator drone strikes to destroy Dallas, Texas.
We literally leveled all of it.
It's all gone now.
And we have determined that the United States would really like to conquer the independent nation of Texas.
Yeah, I'm just adamant.
I just think we need to be a hundred percent like, yeah, fine.
All right.
You can leave.
See you later.
Have fun building your own infrastructure.
Have fun negotiating with Mexico without us.
Also, are the people of Texas under some sort of delusion that people like Texas?
We don't think it was a tremendous bummer that Texas vanished?
Bro, if Texas would like to take literally every state in the center of the country and Florida with it, I'm game.
Like, you guys can just all fuck off.
Like, at every flyover state, guess what?
You can be a new country at the drop of a hat.
Hellworld will help get that going.
Hey, go fuck yourself, bud.
You know, you gotta take the good with the bad.
You can leave.
There will be a time period before it happens where you can escape.
Yeah, it's that simple.
You can just move.
We'll give you like two or three weeks.
That's how that works.
Or you can just stay.
You'll be in a new country.
It'll be great.
Think of a magical adventure you'll go on, Sarge.
You'll need a passport to get to any place relevant.
It'll be so awesome.
Austin will be like your new capital.
It'll be great.
I just don't.
It's the most ill-conceived, ill-thought-out thing in the goddamn world.
It's not great.
It's the opposite of great.
One could go so far as to say it's really bad, but that's where we're at.
One political party in America just, in one of the most populous states in America, is going full-blown QAnon.
Just absolutely just, like, just shitting and smearing it on the walls crazy.
I mean, I just sort of feel like they've always been like this, but now... Oh, no.
The barriers of society have, like, eroded far enough where they could just...
Like, go for it.
They're trying to let their freak flag fly, but their freak flag is very intolerant.
Yeah.
Our freak flag is actually a Klan hood.
That's the flag we're wearing.
Our freak flag has a swastika on it.
Is that okay?
Is that cool?
Yeah.
All right.
None of your high school football teams can play with any other state's high school football teams anymore because you're not part of America.
Oh, we didn't.
No, we take it back.
We take it back.
Oh god, yeah.
I would just love a text that'd just be like, yeah, rest of America, good luck getting by without Texas, and we're just like, isn't like, high school football popular in your state?
Like, isn't that how starved you people are for culture?
And like, that you guys are just sort of like, hey, we should watch these literal children play a professional sport.
Let's do that.
Let's let these literal children take head injuries for our entertainment.
You gotta get the CTE in early.
You really want it to set in early so that way, uh, I don't know, they can have a terrible- You can send them!
Yeah, they can export you to Georgia and you can run for office.
Yep, exactly.
God.
What a bunch of fucking clowns in Texas, huh?
I mean, I'm sorry if you're a listener and you live in Texas, but your state sucks and if they wanted to leave, no one would give a shit.
I mean, like, I'm sure that if you're listening to this, like, you already know this.
You're probably a liberal trapped in Texas, and I don't need to preach to you.
You're the choir.
You're just like, yeah, I don't like it either.
This place fucking blows.
And they, I mean, and they, during the last election, they voted 49% Democrat.
Like, it's leaning more and more the other way.
Just, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, we generally just need them to import more and more people to the liberal bastions that are there.
Don't get me wrong, I'm sure Austin is a cool city, despite the fact that it's got corporate money's hand way up its ass, so let's just fucking slam a bunch of more liberals into there, and then inevitably the price to live there will get so high that they'll have to bleed off into other places than Texas.
And then, like, Texas is one of the few places where Operation Just Import a bunch of liberals could actually work.
Yeah, it's leaning more and more that way.
Maybe that's why they need to secede quickly.
They're just like, if we don't secede now, we'll never get a chance.
I think you might be closer to the target than you realize.
We'll have too many people wearing open-toe sandals here to ever want to secede.
Yeah, I'm looking at the results of the election, and there was over 10 million votes in Texas, and Trump won it by about 600,000, which is not exactly a landslide.
So, yeah, I think that's one of the time bombs the Republicans are looking at, and that's why they're becoming even more aggressive about voter suppression and about just abandoning democracy, because If there was ever an election where we had blue Texas, then that's it.
I mean, the Republicans will never win another presidency forever.
Oh God.
I mean, it was so funny because in that, in 2020, because of COVID, Texas was like, Hey, we're going to do vote by mail.
We're going to let you drive up and vote.
We're going to do, we're going to make voting super easy.
And then.
Like, people have said about Texas for the longest time that it's not a red state, it's a non-voting state.
Like, just nobody in Texas fucking votes.
And then they made it super easy to vote, and everyone started voting.
And I saw all these things coming from, like, Texas being like, we're smashing voting records again!
We're getting so many votes!
That, like, Republicans were actually shitting themselves because, like, they just thought more votes equals bad.
And there was, like, a lawsuit during the election to try to illegalize the drive-thru voting and to, like, kick those votes out.
And the courts were like, no!
You authorized this, you fucking idiots!
It's happening!
And then Texas went to Trump and they just forgot all about it.
They were like, oh, okay.
Oh, God, thank God.
Texas has an incredibly short memory because they're talking about seceding, forgetting that like, what was it?
18 months ago or whatever their state was completely frozen and powerless for like two weeks.
Oh, and they're about to lose power again from the heat. Oh, yeah. Yeah
Like in May, ERCOT was already like, hey guys, keep your thermostat at 74 for a week or two because we're
having a little problem.
And that was May.
And, spoiler alert, July and August are way fucking hotter!
So, yeah.
And right now Beto O'Rourke is five points down in the polling against Governor Abbott.
So let's hope for an incredibly hot summer in Texas and a big failing power grid that maybe tighten that up a little because, yo, if you want to fix this shit, maybe not have a lunatic for your governor.
That might be a big help.
It would get you somewhere.
Yeah, it might make Texas a little more palatable to the rest of America that your governor isn't running around bragging about guns after Ivaldi and you have your senator dipping the Mexico while his constituents are freezing to death because the power grid shut off.
I wonder where Cruz is going to run off to this time after the power grid blows up in the summer.
Somewhere cold, right?
Yeah, he'll go to Canada.
He'll be in Vancouver.
It'll be awesome.
It'll be awesome.
We'll just see him up there visiting his ancestral homeland.
Old Rafael Cruz, who's part Canadian, part Cuban.
Well, let's just hope that our liberal Texas friends manage to spread the good word and do good work.
Let's flip Texas.
Of all places.
It's not impossible.
My position will change.
If Texas goes blue, my position on it will change.
From fuck Texas, let them be their own shitty country, they can take every other state with them, to I love Texas.
I've always loved Texas.
Exactly.
I've always loved Texas despite their overinflated sense of barbecue skill.
Yeah, they don't come correct.
They do not.
They're like the floor of the Hotel de Good Barbecue.
Take that, Texas listeners.
If we have any, we love you.
Yes, we love you, and we'll love your state if it goes blue, so get to work.
Let's go ahead and get to our... I mean, it would take something pretty crazy to make this not our leading headline, and it turns out Texas Republicans being actual lunatics was the way to go for that.
But it is time for our January 6th Insurrection Roundup of the week.
Of course we have new information.
So let's start by talking about Ron Johnson and his handoff job, which I have shortened here to handjob.
Who is Ron Johnson and why do we care about him this week, Mike?
Ron Johnson is a senator from the great state of Wisconsin.
He is up for re-election this year.
He is incredibly unpopular, so liberals in Wisconsin, please get rid of this man.
Please remove him from the Senate.
You get the liberals in Wisconsin, unseat him by a vote of 42 to like 16 or whatever.
Yeah, it only takes like about the I mean, when you see a Green Bay Packer home game, that's probably the entire population of Wisconsin.
So we need like what 21,000 votes to get rid of him.
It shouldn't be much more than that.
I don't like our chance if we're trying to get the the contents of Packer Stadium to vote Democrat.
Oh, perhaps, perhaps you're right.
We'll have to go to the college towns.
There has to be one of those.
There has to be a college somewhere in Wisconsin, right?
Or we could just get our friend Bane on the line.
And just actually sink the whole stadium!
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I'm raging with Biden!
So that might hurt us outside of Wisconsin, but hey, whatever works.
Short-term gains, that's what we're all here for.
So our boy Ron Johnson, One of his staff sent a text message to one of Vice President Mike Pence's staff and it said, the first text said, Johnson needs to hand something to VOTUS, please advise.
And then the staffer for Vice President Pence says, what is it?
And then the staffer for Ron Johnson says, alternate slate of electors for Michigan and Wisconsin because archivists didn't receive them.
To which Pence's staffer replied, do not give that to him.
Do not do that.
Do not commit the fucking crime.
Do not attempt to implicate my guy in your crime, you piece of shit.
Hey, do you mind if I give your boss this crime envelope?
I've got this crime here.
Can I hand this to you?
Yes, I have a crime envelope here for one pence comma mic.
Any pence comma mic here for this crime envelope?
So when confronted about this, a few very hilarious things happened.
One, Rob Johnson claimed to be on the phone as he was walking by reporters.
And a reporter yelled at him, you're not on the phone.
I can see the screen of your phone.
The reporter indicating that he knew the phone was not on called out on this.
Johnson then pretended to hang up before engaging with the reporter.
Johnson then claimed that this was a staff-to-staff issue and that he did not authorize the staffer saying these things to the staffer of Vice President Pence.
Which, how would that have played?
So Johnson just had the fake electors in his hand and was not going to hand them to Pence and the staffer was like, oh yeah, he's totally going to hand them to you.
He's going to hand them to your guy any minute now.
I was not authorized to send this message, but it's going to happen.
Ron, I'm going rogue.
I'm going rogue.
Ron, I went rogue on you.
You gotta give Pence the envelope now.
What?
I told you not to do that.
Dammit!
Dammit, Bob!
Why did you send that text I did not authorize?
What the fuck are you doing?
Shut up, Ron.
This is Tom Clancy shit now.
Give me the envelope.
I'm giving the crime envelope to Pence.
It's happening.
Tom Clancy has his crime envelope.
I think that'd be a John Grisham.
It'd be John Grisham's Crime Below.
It's the Crime Below.
I'm just imagining Tom Cruise, like, running across the capital of the crime world, trying to hand it to Pence, as, like, staffers in Secret Service are trying to tackle him.
It'd be so great.
You can't handle the envelope!
Damn right!
So this all goes into the fake electors scam, which was real and was coordinated and is almost certainly fucking illegal.
So having this continue to pop up throughout the 1-6 committee's findings, and now we have a sitting senator who was trying to do something with Pence.
People are trying to put the timeline together on this because Whether or not these texts happened before or after Pence made the declaration that he wasn't gonna, like, try to fuck the Electoral College, that's not clear at this moment, but... Bro, get Dinesh in there.
He'll use that cell phone data.
He'll crack the case immediately.
Oh God!
Oh God, he'll geocache you.
I'm like, according to the geotracking data the cell phones have followed, Joe Biden is not the legitimate president.
He will badly research and make up so much shit to help you.
And then he'll create what was totally always meant to be a dramatic reenactment of events.
Yes!
And hopefully try to pass off photos of different stuff as stuff that you're talking about.
He'll have his wife aimlessly talk about whatever and parrot him to fill in time.
Just gotta pad those numbers.
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And I'm also waiting for True the Vote to turn into True the Electoral College to explain how these fake electors from Michigan and Wisconsin were actually the legitimate electors and that Ron Johnson had every right to... Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt, but did you guys see my sweet tweet where I cracked the code and I figured out that we just need to convince the GOP that the Electoral College is super gay?
It'd just be like, oh, man.
We found these old documents and it included like an artistic rendition of an Electoral College meeting from like 1802.
And like three of these guys are in three of these other guys.
Like take a look at this.
This is like a sketch from the event.
Like when they got together to tell us who the president was and they were just like, and now time for our ceremonial gay orgy and drag show.
So the Electoral College, I mean, it's a real stinker.
We should get rid of that.
Am I right guys?
Oh man.
Let's doctor some evidence.
Those people are rubes.
They'll believe anything.
Some idiot I saw posted a thing about how George Washington was one of our greatest heroes, but did you know that he had a vision of America?
And then he posted a bunch of text of quote-unquote Washington's vision, and that was actually something that was written in 1861, and it was literally talking about the Civil War, and it was just using Washington as a way to try to create union propaganda.
But nope, the world's greatest researchers just fell for it and said that actually happened to Washington and was a real vision.
Did you know that George Washington had a future vision for America?
A blasted wasteland, covered in the undead.
Radioactive mutants tearing you limb from limb.
George Washington.
Future War.
I thought you were doing a Fallout 4 riff.
It was just a general horrible dystopia with a cool sunglass-wearing George Washington with a minigun just standing on top of a pile of rocks and skulls.
That's pretty rad.
I'm in for it.
This is like the 80s schlock movie.
This is like that movie Turbo Kid, but George Washington in a future hellscape.
This is his vision for America.
It's what he always wanted.
Is he fighting crime in a future time?
He's fighting everything in a future time.
They're like sexy blonde bombshell ladies that are throwing themselves at him and he just miniguns them immediately.
He suffers no fools.
He's just like, back off lady or I will minigun you!
And she's like, but I'm sexually attracted to you!
My breasts are out!
And he's like, I thought I told you!
And just miniguns her.
Just straight away.
That's very gratuitous.
It's very violent.
Yeah, I mean, it's his vision for America.
And it's coming true.
By 2022, it's shown us that George Washington's vision of a minigun-heavy America is closer now than it ever has been.
Yeah, you're not wrong.
Guns matter more than anything, including children.
Yes.
Except for unborn children.
Unborn children are number one, followed by guns, followed by regular born children.
Unborn children, guns, blue lives.
Oh, I mean, definitely blue lives are above children that exist, that are literally in the process of being murdered.
Let's never forget to dunk on the Uvold PD.
Like, if you were afraid that we weren't going to keep bringing those clowns up because they suck and fuck them, then you were dead wrong.
Yeah, before I was like, ooh, they probably shot one of those kids.
And now it's just, they definitely did.
And they just stood in the hallway and waited and everything they've said is a lie.
Well we'll get back to talking about them next week because we're running short on time and we have some more headlines to get through so I'm going to be the one to put up the impossible to breach classroom door in front between us and this conversation.
Unlocked impossible to breach classroom door.
Yeah I mean we'll fumble for the keys and after a literal week we'll come back to this next week.
But for now we have to talk about So, I missed all these headlines.
I saw the photos of these people, but I have not been engaging with the January 6th stuff as much as I probably should.
Some people listening to the show just be like, why isn't he paying attention?
This is his job.
Well, my role on the show is to not pay attention to this so I can learn about it as we talk about it.
So, I have it listed here as Georgia election randos, because I don't know who these election officials are.
So, Mike, I've seen headlines about this.
What is the deal with the Georgia election as it relates to January 6th?
You gotta say it right.
What's the deal?
We had a few people testify from Georgia to the 1-6 committee.
Shea Moss and Rudy Friedman.
They were volunteers who were on video during the election and they became the target.
And they were muelling!
No, they were the old school.
They were the old school, just, uh, vote fraudsters, just, uh, like looking over the ballots and then, uh, bring, breaking out the suitcase full of illegal ballots from under the table and all that, all that good stuff.
And they talked about how they were harassed, how, um, Trump and Rudy Giuliani were just running their names through the mud with all these baseless conspiracy theories and, As a lot of the evidence has shown, Trump and, I mean, everyone's gonna say Trump didn't know any better because he's a giant dum-dum, but Rudy and the rest of them knew they were lying about this shit and they didn't care.
They were ruining these people's fucking lives just because it made their base happy and it allowed them to, like, raise money for the Kraken lawsuit and all this other dumb horse shit.
So their testimony was like pretty horrifying about how they had to like basically flee their homes.
There was no safe place for them to be because they were constantly under threat from all these lunatics that were screaming at them that they stole the election.
And Then you had Brad Raffensperger, who was and is the Secretary of State of Georgia, who got the phone call from Trump where Trump was whining at him to be like, hey man, when the truth comes out, you're going to find out that I won by 400,000 or more votes.
It's obvious, it's gonna happen, so just find me 11,000 more votes.
Just find me enough votes to get me one vote higher than Biden, and everyone's gonna be happy about it, and we're gonna win.
So just do me a solid, Brad.
Just do a bro a favor.
There came out a story that Georgia election officials were being offered Trump swag in efforts to change their votes on the election and to decertify what happened in Georgia or to just give it to Trump.
So, I mean, imagine I wasn't going to sell out Democracy, but then I got a MAGA hat and a Trump coin and signed a photo of Trump.
And then I was like, you know what?
Fuck it.
Fuck Democracy.
Boom.
Georgia's red again.
You did it, Donnie Two Scoops.
You're still the president.
So we had all of that shit happening from the great state of Georgia.
And then in Arizona, we had Rusty Bowers talk about how he was intimidated and harassed by the Trump administration trying to change what happened in Arizona.
Again, dealing with people harassing him.
I think someone pulled a gun on one of his neighbors.
All kinds of terrible shit was happening to try to get this guy to change what went down.
And the guy was like, dude, took an oath to the Constitution.
Not gonna do it.
You lost.
Fuck off.
And again, after all this harassment and intimidation, ol' Rusty Bowers was asked, what will you do if Trump wins the nomination for your party in 2024?
And he said, well, if it's Trump against Biden, I'm voting for Trump.
So, uh, you're kind of the problem, Rusty.
You're kind of the fucking problem, buddy.
Uh, yeah.
Although, it does suck.
Can you imagine being the sort of person who has it in them to donate their time to helping, like, the process of democracy, only to have the people that you were there to serve, like, fucking, like, giving you death threats and shit?
Just being like, fuck you!
Yeah, you're, like, you're obviously, like, a deep state agent or whatever.
And you're just like, no, man.
I'm like, dude, like, I could be with my kids right now, but I'm here helping you cash your ballot.
Like, shut the fuck up.
Yeah, it's truly baffling.
They just hang people out to dry so fast when they, like, don't need them anymore.
But then, yeah, god damn it.
When did the process of voting itself become the point of contention in our country?
Was it the hanging chad?
Was that the foot in the door that Republicans needed to start their 20-year plan of just fundamentally undermining the way our democracy works?
Kinda, yeah.
Roger Stone really started and made a bunch of his bones there.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I mean, ever since the Voting Rights Act of 1965 got passed, Republicans have been like working tooth and nail to find a way to attack it.
And then they finally got the Roberts court to gut it because the Roberts court was like, guess what?
Racism is over.
We don't need protection so that black people can vote anymore.
And then shocker, a bunch of racist voter ID laws sprang up everywhere in the South.
So wild.
So.
Yeah, I mean, this is, basically, from the moment they finally passed the 14th Amendment to give blacks the right to vote, white people, especially in the South, have fought tooth and nail to make sure that right is not outgranted.
Oh, sure, and I'm not trying to undersell the importance of that, but maybe I was just too young if it was happening, but I mean, like, mechanically.
I feel like the Hanging Chads thing back in like 2000 or whatever was the first thing where it was just like well the paper that we use to do the vote is fucked up and like the ballots themselves are fucked up and the machines are hacked or the machines are broken or whatever it's just like Like they could just come out and just be like, no, like the actual manner in which the ballots are received is fucked up.
So we have to throw a bunch of these ones for Biden away because they were broken.
Yeah.
I mean, you're not too far off.
No, what's so funny about that was, is like literally the hanging shit, the Chad shit happened.
And then everyone was like, well, like trusting a machine to like punch a hole in a ballot, or like just like swiping a line.
And that was also the election where we had the butterfly ballots, where the ballot was like, the ballot placed the
names like a funky spot for where you're supposed to punch the holes. And very likely, like about 4000 people voted
for James Buchanan that thought they were voting for Al Gore that would have won Gore the election, but the ballot
was just designed funky. And so then people were like, holy shit, we need to have like touchscreen voting because it's
the only way to like, get these dumb dumbs to like do it right.
And then everyone's now is like, Oh God, the machines can be hacked.
Now we got to go back to paper ballots.
So it's like, make up your mind.
How do you want to do this?
I will vote however you want.
Speaking of, uh, speaking of hacking, uh, election machines.
Fox News gets to prove that that actually happened because Dominion Voting gets to keep proceeding with their billion dollar lawsuit?
Well, probably trillion dollar.
I mean, whatever it was.
I saw a million in an article.
It's quite a number out there, but when Dominion comes for you, they do not come quietly.
They're very, very aggressive.
But yeah, a judge has stated that Dominion's lawsuit against Fox News for defamination can proceed.
And that the important thing about this is that There's a lot of people who think that like Mike Lindell or Sidney Powell or maybe even Rudy could potentially get away of this lawsuit with the defense of that they're fucking idiots who actually believe their own bullshit because that is one of the parameters of American free speech is that if you're dumb enough to actually believe what you're saying, you're basically allowed to say it.
But Fox News, they have the problem where there's a lot of evidence that Rupert and Leach and Murdoch were basically running Fox the entire time.
And they told Trump, yo, Donnie, you lost the election.
That's how this, like, that's just how it works.
Sorry, man, them's the brakes.
And then when they saw that Fox News was losing market share because people were going to Newsmax and OAN so they could watch computer tech expert shootin' tootin' Ron Watkins in his Wagyu cowboy hat talking about how he read the manual on Dominion voting machines and he knows they're bad.
Once, like, Fox saw that, like, their audience was going to the people that were willing to lie to them, Suddenly, the Murdoch family was like, yo, Fox News people, start lying about Dominion.
We need to get our audience back.
And that Dominion alleges that Rupert Murdoch controls everything within Fox News.
When viewership of Fox News declined after the election, Rupert Murdoch stepped in to, quote, call the shots directly, and that he encouraged on-air personalities to perpetuate baseless claims about Dominion after he and Lachlan Murdoch had made a business calculation to spread lies, and that Fox News rewarded those who complied and punished those who did not.
So, uh, that is all from the judge's opinion about this lawsuit.
So, Fox News gets to be opened up for discovery, which, uh, boy, like, Harry Potter and the Nine-Figure Settlement coming real quick.
It's gonna be hot.
Once Dominion tries to get their hands on those documents.
So, like, holy shit.
Yeah.
They're just like, hey, could we, uh, Like, can we get a look at those documents real quick?
Because you're legally bound to give them to us.
And then Fox is going to be like, in response, we would like to send our lawyers to you to discuss paying you $400 million.
Yeah, we're going to write a number on this slip.
You say yes or no, because they're going to be like, we want all of Tucker Carlson's show notes.
And they're like, hmm.
How much money did you want?
Yeah, we can double it.
Whatever you say.
It just doesn't fucking matter.
And then I want the people representing Dominion to just be like, no, we refuse.
Give us the documents we requested.
And then also, hail Moloch.
Oh my God.
And they're like, Jesus, Steve, why did you do that?
That's just going to stir them up.
It's like, I don't know.
I wanted to have a little bit of fun with it.
Exactly.
It's the way it should be.
Jesus fucking Christ, Steve.
Do you know how much more work you just made for us?
It's like, whenever I'm bored, the wife has the kids this weekend.
I need something to do.
Oh, I live only for Steve, the Dominion Satanist lawyer.
He's the man.
Yeah, he just leaves it real close, like Captain America 2.
Yeah, but I mean, with a personality that's inclined to do stuff like that.
I mean, you can see why his wife left him, though.
His backstory gets darker and darker.
Well, it's not that dark.
Sometimes people just don't work out.
Alright, I mean, fair enough.
The wife has the kids this weekend, which implies that some weekends he has the kids, so obviously he's at least like, they're co-parenting.
Yeah, it's fine.
Do you think maybe they could work things out if the lawsuit goes well?
I mean, him being rich and successful at his job was never the issue.
The issue was that his personality has like this sort of weird mischievous streak to it that prevents him from ever becoming truly, like, openly intimate with somebody.
Because he worships the devil.
No, I don't know where the Satanist state came from.
That's just... I mean, we could, like... Look, his religious beliefs are something not to be discussed in the workplace.
All right, let's get into the mailbag for the week, you cretins.
Let's do that.
Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
It's time for Q&A.
Oh, what's that?
It's our first question for listener Mysterious L who asks, hey, how did you jackasses manage to make it through the whole news segment without actually saying the name Q or QAnon?
And thanks, listener.
That's actually a great question.
It turns out that QAnon is just sort of popular enough and mainstream enough now that sometimes regular news items and QAnon news items are the same.
So you'll get what you get some weeks.
But yes, so the breakdown is all the non-January 6th stuff, QAnon loves it.
And all the January 6th stuff, QAnon hates it.
And there we go.
Yeah, QAnon's positions on the issues are not that difficult to discern at this point.
When we talk about Republicans loving unborn babies, guns, and blue lives, that's basically shorthand for QAnon at this point.
So you don't really have to stretch to figure out exactly where they are in these situations.
You know what?
Let Texas succeed.
Let's give it to QAnon.
Let them figure it out.
Let them have their own little bigoted country surrounded by beautiful free America.
And Mexico, which they would aggressively hate.
Well, I mean, yeah, that will give them a nice enemy.
It'll give them a friendly rival to make them stronger.
The Sasuke to their Naruto.
The Vegeta to their Goku.
All of these things.
Now, I think the Q movement can be beaten back.
out of this mess or is the Q movement like the Borg and will all eventually be assimilated?
No, I think the Q movement can be beaten back. The problem is that the Q movement is basically
just this hodgepodge way of grouping all conspiracy theorists into one umbrella of insanity.
It's like, there used to be a time in this world where like the chemtrail believers and the anti-vaxxers and the
climate change denialists, and all those people, they all had like their own separate little fiefdoms, their own
little territories.
But now QAnon has come around and sort of put them all in the one big, one big community, where everyone gets to have
their time in the sun.
I mean, QAnon was like aggressively anti-vax before COVID and the vaccine came out.
So the anti-vaxxers there really didn't have a big say.
Then COVID happens, and boom!
The anti-vaxxers are front and center.
So it's like, whatever your nutty conspiracy theory is, just wait a little while, and QAnon will give you your time in the sun.
That's basically how they operate at this point.
Yeah, give them time.
They'll get there.
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I mean, as always, dear listener, time is on our side.
Like, eventually, no matter how bad it gets, no matter how violent it will get at times as they encounter their slow death throes, time.
Time will fix this for us.
At some point, a lot of these old racists will die.
And then younger, hopefully less racist people will replace them.
Yeah, I mean, unless we figure out the stack technology from altered carbon and then rich, racist white people just get to live forever, that would be a nightmare.
That's a problem.
At that point, it's time to start looking at this.
It's like, maybe the Second Amendment is for me.
Let's read about it.
Excuse me, what are my Second Amendment options?
Oh god, I totally want to go to the Second Amendment restaurant and peruse the menu and ask the waiter exactly what does he think would be good for me and my Second Amendment options.
That would absolutely be... Was that the first Jodwick or the second Jodwick where they did that?
There was the guy who was the gun sommelier?
Oh, it was the first one.
A lot of them sort of blend together because those movies are mostly the same.
Yeah, they do tend to repeat themes.
Although the first movie, a little bit of world building that was really exciting.
And then the second and third movie, just choking you to death with world building.
And it's just like by the end of the third movie, literally everyone is an assassin.
The Assassin's Guild is not secret at all.
If you're on a street with 12 people, 13 people around you are assassins.
You just can't see something.
That garbage can?
It was an assassin this whole time.
Yeah, it was like, that cardboard box is like a solid snake waiting to corrode you at any moment.
The homeless guy, his dog is registered.
Like, it's just crazy.
All of them.
Anyway, thanks for the question, dear listener.
Yes, BigBaldBastard asks, in the current crop of Q influencers, who are the standouts?
Are they old cucumbers on new platforms, or have any new ones popped up?
Who, if any, will emerge as the top anon?
Yeah, Mike, who should we be rooting for?
Wait, no, did you say, are they new cucumbers, or cucumbers?
He called them cucumbers.
Oh, it's written as cucumbers.
Okay, good job.
It's written as cucumbers, yes.
I really haven't seen any quote-unquote new people on the scene that have actually made a real impact beyond Patel Patriot, and he's been going at this for probably over a year now.
He was the guy that invented the narrative that Trump is still secretly the president working behind the scenes and will one day, much like an alien bursting from the chest cavity of a human, he will just burst through the Biden administration and reclaim the presidency via magic voodoo nonsense.
But beyond him I mean it's really funny with Truth Social having come back a lot of like lazier QAnon promoters like Praying Medic had gone All Faith Healer and now he's back doing the QAnon shit.
Praying Medic is my favorite soulless fucking grifter because As I've mentioned a million times here, the Q on Q Truth Social is absolutely the Steve Buscemi, how are you doing, feral kids, undercover cop of the movement.
The account does not speak in the same voice as Q. It's not him.
It's so obviously stupid and fake.
And yet Praying Medic is like, my decoding of Truth Social Q's latest postings here on my substack.
And it's like, dude, this is the shit you were doing for Q. Now you're doing it for some fake Q. It's so transparent.
It's so sad.
You were already sad.
You were already sad and now you're... I didn't know that it was possible you could become even sadder than you already were.
But you've done it.
You've achieved extra sadness.
And I mean, it's just, like, it's that shit.
But I mean, all the same fucking people are still doing the same stuff.
They're all spinning their wheels.
They're all screaming that we're winning.
They're all screaming about pain and arrests.
And the two-year deltas were three-year deltas are now four-year deltas.
They're all just hamsters spinning on the same treadmill over and over and over again.
Nothing new under the sun.
They're all just trying to make a buck.
And they're all telling their audience, hey guys, just keep waiting.
Any day now.
Any day now.
We're gonna get there.
Don't worry.
Dude, that storm is still totally coming.
You better believe it.
I thought the storm already happened.
Oh, it both already has happened, is about to happen, and is currently happening.
I mean- Schrodinger's Storm.
Yes!
Oh god, it's all of these things.
I think Jay and I always square.
Yes.
Pancake Peasant asks, are there cryptid crossovers in the Hellworld cinematic universe?
Does Woke Mothman ever encounter counter-protest bigot foot?
No way, man.
They've got different territories.
Yeah.
They hang out in different places, but if it looks like the individual movies are making enough money, they might have a crossover battle.
What movies?
This shit is real life, dude.
These people really exist.
They're out there, and in their own way, they're each harmful to society.
Bigfoot with his political ideology and Woke Mothman because, you know, when they're not out there stepping for a cause, they are eating the flesh of human beings to survive.
So it's kind of not the most ethical.
They are a walking paradox, that Woke Mothman.
I've always said that about Walking Dead as well.
The walking paradox.
Where's that?
That should be our pitch for like, let's make a YA novel about a vampire rights activist who's not like interested in advocating for vampire rights, but just rights in general.
So be out there, just be like fucking Black Lives Matter and like, you know, just protesting for causes and then just like, oh shit, I got to dip out before the sun rises to go kill and eat someone real quick.
So I got to take off.
Oh, haven't there been like woke vampires in the past where they only feed off animal blood and they try to not?
That's Twilight.
That's Twilight and a bunch of other ones, but that's lame.
I just want a vampire who's just like, look, the only way to really get it done, like the blood bank idea is not practical.
You would have to know so many people and they would have to be forging so many documents for you to get the blood you needed.
It's just like, look, man, like I just have to kill and eat a person a night.
It's just the way I live my life.
I have to do it.
Sorry.
Could they go down the Dexter route and try to kill only bad people?
I mean, could they try to do that level of, quote-unquote, ethical vampirism?
That sounds like a lot of work.
They could just kill a cop in any town.
It's a movie about vampires!
Well, now it's a movie.
What?
You thought this was real life vampirism?
Well, before Mothman and Race's Bigfoot were real.
That was a discussion about cryptids.
Vampires are not cryptids.
Okay.
This is a movie franchise.
I said this is my YA novel pitch, did I not?
Yes, you did.
And therefore, it will become a film franchise.
And it is about a woke, sort of militant, pro-rights vampire who just happens to... I mean, because they are a vampire... This ACAB vampire?
Yes, ACAB vampire would be a great name for this movie.
Done!
We're already there.
We've come up with a great movie title.
We've won.
I mean, it's a target that you could guarantee to find in every city.
Yes.
They would just be around.
Yeah.
It'll be like, it'll be like a Joaquin Phoenix's Joker.
Now I'm thinking that the subplot of the movie is our vampire is dating someone, and then they find out that six months in they were a deep undercover cop, and now they know that they're bad.
And now they have to struggle with the morality of still being with them, or if they want to bite them and kill them or not.
No way.
The B-plot of the movie has to be about a skeptic who's just like, look at all this evidence we've found to support the fact that this is like an actual, literal vampire that's doing this.
And everyone around them is just like, no, that's crazy.
Can't possibly be that.
And they're just like, no, but we have like, look at this evidence.
Like, you saw it happening.
That was how they did it in X-Files.
Like, either Scully would be in the room, like, very far away from the situation and not see any of the spooky shit, or the few times where she would see the spooky shit, she'd just be like, yeah, I don't know, it was like swamp gas or whatever.
It could have been anything.
What did you say, boy?
A-Cab Vampire just heads to Uvolde and it's like, well, it's a buffet, time to clean house.
Oh god.
Yup, that's what we do.
You do the first movie, and you just play it straight, and then the post-credits scene is the A-Cab Vampire hears about the Uvolde shooting and then just takes off.
They just go running.
And then a look to the television screen, like Venom at the end of that movie.
We're just like, ooh, a spider man!
Om nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Is that your Venom?
Yes!
That's exactly how Venom sounded then.
It would be, ooh!
What a tasty looking boy!
Om nom nom nom nom nom!
Nice.
Yes.
I'm here for Elvenim and ACAB Vampire, both of these things.
Submit your fan art, audience.
Do it now, fools.
Reverend Xenofact asks, D&D has classes like Fighter and Cleric and so on.
When you create Q&D after you sell out, what will the character classes be?
Oh, dude, like obviously Antifa Agent.
You're like the quote-unquote evil class that players can be, where you're like a charlatan, you pretend to be a good guy, but you're secretly a bad guy.
Is that Eric of Moloch?
Moloch is definitely one of the major religions.
That's the thing, the class is supposed to be heroic archetypes, but as far as Q is concerned, so it could be like Fox News anchor.
I'm a Tucker Carlson intern.
Oh, uh, well, we definitely have to have digital soldiers.
They have to be a class.
Digital soldier's a junker.
That's a great one.
Yeah, that's a good one.
What do all the queues call themselves?
Like, bakers and whatever?
Yep, bakers.
Yeah, because the bakers would be like a bard class that makes memes to boost everybody else.
Like, there's totally ways to do this.
There's ways to make a terrible role-playing game based around QAnon.
I think that what would be really awesome is to, like, create that game and get them all riled up, and then they buy the book, and they actually find out that it's absolutely Call of Cthulhu, where it's like, you're right about everything, but the whole point of the game is that it breaks you and that your character cannot survive more than four sessions.
Yeah, there's...
You'd be like, no way, man!
I'm so mentally tough as a digital soldier!
Nothing could break me!
And it's like, no, the actual way the game works is that you can't handle the truth, and you actually do fall apart.
And then you hit them with the double reverse, where the Black Pill is that they learn reality is actually reality, and everything that they think is bad as a result of conspiracy theories is actually just naked capitalism right in their face.
Yeah, they're just like, no way, man.
Like, you'll never stop us.
I took the, I took the Second Amendment protection perk.
So like, I'm immune, I'm immune to you because I have a gun.
And it's just like, okay, the three sessions later, it's just like, you lightly wound two of the FBI agents as they storm your compound, kill you, the bank forecloses on your house.
Our first, our first splat book is Ruby Ridge.
Just, yum.
Yeah, for a campaign module where you just make some homemade bombs and then the feds come in and kill you and take all your stuff.
Yeah, everyone dies in an overblown investigation.
There's no grifter class because everything's real.
The problem is that QAnon is such a strictly online thing that I feel like It's hard to do classes for them because they all seem like, in some form or fashion, they just start to blend together.
At least joke-wise, it's just variations of, like, Guy at Keyboard.
Like, sort of like Greasy Dude at Keyboard, like Digital Soldier, and, like, Chan Anon, and, you know, like, Bakers.
It's just all clowns sitting at their computers.
Right.
Yeah, when Elon gives me a million dollars after giving Elle a million dollars.
And I make up my knockoff Netrunner game.
The QAnon protagonists would be like the trolls, who are the people who are just like literally hiding behind their keyboards.
Then the grifter class would be like Michael Flynn and Sidney Powell and those people.
And then like the political leaders, the activists would be like the third class.
They'd be like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Trump and that kind of like Demarcation line would be easier.
The problem with QAnon as a whole is, as Al said, it's just so many of these idiots going to conventions and saying the same shit.
So it's just like, you can't define... I mean, that's fine.
I can see making material where you're fighting protesters and stuff that are outside of your precious free speech convention or whatever.
And then that's the hook for the game.
So you probably pick your class.
And then instead of picking a background, you would pick a grift.
So I'm a news anchor and my grift is selling supplements.
Or I am a digital soldier and my grift is selling a Trump coin.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
We've got something here.
We've got a framework.
So we can build upon this.
We'll be selling out sooner than you think, audience.
Sooner than you think.
My grift would be some sort of cryptocurrency.
Big Bad Bald Bastard mentioned that mole children need to be part of the game.
They can be in the Monster Manual, so that's absolutely possible.
They live under the pizza place.
Like Mole Children and MKUltraKids.
Oh yeah, MKUltraSleepers.
Oh god, yes.
Absolutely.
Black Eyed Children.
Yeah.
For whatever reason, in the QAnon game, a lot of your opposition is just some sort of spooky kid.
Now, do you take the adrenochrome of the enemy to get that stat bump you need to fight?
No, wait a minute.
It's like Bioshock.
That's your...
That's your moral choice.
You have a sliding scale that's represented on your character sheet, and whenever you decide to dip into the chrome for a stat bump, it corrupts you.
Yeah, and if you take the chrome, you lose the pureblood trait, so... Yeah, but what doesn't cause you to lose the pureblood trait?
You have to be white, you have to be European, but not Italian or Greek.
Like, so, I mean, like, you know, we're Irish, are you kidding me?
Get out of here.
Like, yeah.
There's so much stuff that disqualifies you from the pureblood trade, it's like really hard to want to work towards.
Thank you for that question.
We have another one kind of in this vein from Cleodora Silvestri, who does not have a long rift about NFTs or crypto this week in their handle.
Imagine the head of Sony Movies gets hit in the head and decides to finance an Adventures in Hellworld movie.
Unlimited budget, access to full resources.
How do you squander $300 million in the process of trolling Hollywood?
We just make Morbius 2.
It's called It's morbid time!
Which is actually making Morbius 2.
I'm here for Morbius 2.
That's absolutely something I would do.
I'm also okay with doing a live-action movie that's kind of like what Inside Job was, which is an animated show where all the conspiracies are true.
Like, I very much enjoy the idea of some put-upon schlub who is trapped inside, like, the bureaucracy of the deep state and trying to just, like, punch a clock and work through the day.
I like the idea of Someone just dealing with all that kind of stuff.
Like, he could have a succubus as a wife or a girlfriend.
Like, just all that kind of madness.
I think that that is something that is... It can always be played well if you know how to write it.
Mine would be Jackass style, the camera on me going, I'm Mysterious L, and this is Hellworld.
But instead of me doing a funny stunt, it's a camera crew following me into a bank, and I deposit $298 million into my own personal bank account.
And then the other two million was for the camera crew and flying everyone out to the location and all of that stuff.
So your play is just straight up embezzlement?
No, it's not embezzlement.
It's art.
It's like an art thing.
It was like when ODB took that limo to cash his welfare check.
Yes.
This is not a grift.
This is a statement about capitalism.
It's not a statement about anything.
It's just art related to my brand.
If people are there for a Hellworld movie, presumably they're interested in our characters.
And my character is very upfront about wanting to sell out for a large quantity of money.
$298 million sounds like a tremendous amount of money to me.
So it would be perfectly on brand for our film to open with me, quote unquote, squandering most of the money by putting it into my personal bank account.
We have $2 million to make a movie about whatever we want.
We could just be like filming a paper, filming like a plastic bag, like American Beauty or whatever.
It's like, yo, look, it's just to be like, yo, look at the sick bag.
It's all about the symbolism.
And our final question comes from Existential Dreads, sometime co-host of the podcast, who asks, To the casual observer, it might appear that QAnon has faded away.
My thinking is that they haven't.
It's just that their beliefs are becoming more mainstream Republican talking points.
What's your take on this?
Yes, basically, The Republican Party is more willing to embrace them so they are more mainstream and it's not good and this is where we're at in a situation where you have these people that are
Just not tethered to reality in any way, shape or form.
Now having more and more say in who wins Republican primaries, which is really not the direction Republicans should have gone in, but they did.
So we're fucked.
I mean, this is why, uh, the rhino hunting guy might win his primary with an endorsement of Trump.
It's why probably Kerry Lake is going to be the Republican nominee for governor of Arizona.
And, uh, It's why we have an absolute nut as the Republican nominee for Secretary of State Nevada, which is terrifying.
So yeah, the rot is only getting deeper and worse.
And I will scream and yell as much as I can about this.
And while we're Recording this, Mike Rothschild is pointing out that he's going to be testifying before a congressional committee today.
So, good.
More of that needs to happen.
And Congress, have your people get in touch with my people.
Oh my god, get Mike Raines in front of fucking Congress.
Yeah.
That's how we go full-time podcast.
Yeah, get this man, get him in front of, Mr. Rothschild, help.
Help your brothers in Moloch by getting Mr. Mike Rains in front of Congress.
I'm here.
I'm here to testify.
I wanted to be up there and just be like, so tell us a little bit about yourself.
And I wanted to just be like, fuck who I am.
You need to know about Mr. Mike Rains.
PolkaPolitics on Twitter.
He is the bomb.
His podcast is the shit.
That would be just ducky.
That'd be wonderful.
Please, one time for Tommy.
And then somebody get in touch with us with $300 million to make our Hellworld movie.
Yes.
You'll never hear from any of us ever again.
And slightly less money for our D&D campaign module.
Any and all of these things.
If you got seed money, we'll do it.
We're absolutely shameless.
Thank you for listening to the last episode of the Adventures of Hellworld podcast, filmed live in our new chateaus in España.
I thought you were going to Hawaii when you cashed out.
I hear Brazil's nice.
Honestly, like the older I get, the less I want to be in the heat at all.
So as beautiful as Hawaii is, I think I'd rather like retire to like Ireland or whatever.
I just want to go someplace gray and cold and rainy.
So that brings us to our final question always, which is what are you looking forward to?
Um so I feel like god damn it I had something I forgot it oh the new Ninja Turtle game I've said it before but it is out um and uh I've purchased it I've yet to play it but uh I'm excited to get get in on that I'm excited for the forthcoming week.
I have off.
My place of employ is closing for the entire week of July 4th, and I don't have any plans.
I don't know what I'm going to do with myself, but it's probably going to include a lot of sleeping, and I love sleeping, so that will be exciting.
And also, I think I'm getting ice cream today.
It's always exciting to get ice cream.
Love an ice-creamed ice.
It's my favorite way to take ice, actually, is creamed.
Nice, nice.
Oh, I did find at Whole Foods some almond milk birthday cake ice cream, so it was dairy-free, and I actually get to enjoy that.
It actually tastes good, and it's not dense as a rock.
A lot of dairy-free ice cream sets up like a fucking brick, so I have to wait for forever.
That's why you just gotta embrace my play of taking all of your creamed ice in milkshake or frap form.
Like, who are you to have to chew your own ice cream?
Have it pre-chewed for you by a blender or whatever.
Yes.
Pre-chew.
Yes.
El's so much like a delicate baby bird pre-chewing his iced cream before ingesting it.
Yeah, absolutely.
It makes it really easy to get a lot of ice cream in you very quickly, if you would like to do that.
There have been several times where I have gotten a milkshake or a frap and I have walked across the parking lot to the vehicle and I'm just like, oh, what happened to all of my milkshake?
How is it all gone already?
I've already consumed all of it.
Yeah, and me, we have the Stanley Cup Game 4 tonight.
I do love playoff hockey.
Hopefully this game is competitive, because if it's not, this series might really suck.
It's right now 2-1 Colorado.
And after that, again, I've got a few more games that are left of that, and then sports is dead until football comes back, because we here at the podcast have a very aggressive stance about baseball, that it is terrible.
And so... It is an activity and not a sport.
Correct.
So yes.
I like going to a baseball game on Dollar Hot Dog Night and that is just very Americana.
So you can throw hot dogs at millionaires?
Well, I think dollar hot dog night's probably more like a triple-A thing, so you're throwing hot dogs at would-be millionaires if they can... The Royals are triple-A.
They're well below one-third wins, so... Oh, God.
Oh.
I remember there was a triple-A ballpark that got a class-action lawsuit filed against them because they charged $5 for a medium beer.
And $8 for a large beer.
And then someone found out that if you poured the $8 beer into the $5 beer, it was the same size.
They just used a taller, thinner cup for the large and a shorter, wider cup for the quote-unquote medium.
But you were still getting the same amount of beer in either cup.
That's a sick move.
Good for them.
Yes.
I feel like we should reward the hustle egg of baseball enjoying rubes.
Yeah, so if you had baseball fans on your list of people, the Avengers of the Hellworld podcast are going to try to piss off this week, along with Texans slash everywitted flyover states and, you know, several other groups, then congratulations.
But for the rest of you, unfortunately, our time in Hellworld is done and it is time to be stuffed into a pompous by a Yeti and Sherpa'd safely in his bosom out of Yep, that was the reaction I wanted, Sarge, for the listeners at home, Sarge.
It seems both exasperated and confused by the way we're exiting Hellworld this week, which is why I do what I do.
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We have no beautifuller babies this week, which normally I would make a crack about being devastated by, but we understand.
Money may be a little tight now.
Joe Biden totally raking you over the coals at the pumps so that he can fill his own personal coffers, because that's how it works.
He's like, hey, I'm Sleepy Joe, and I hate Americans, and I'm going to charge you $14 a gallon for gas.
It's just like, you sound like you sound like Bush.
Are you Bush in a Joe Biden mask?
You're like, no, gas accomplished.
And then he runs away carrying a crimevelope.
Oh yeah, and he takes the crimevelope and runs.
A crimevelope under one arm and a big sack of money with a dollar sign on it over his shoulder.
Just runs away.
If you have money that is disposable and you just don't want to give it to us because you think that we suck or whatever, that's fine too.
Go ahead and use it for good by donating it to Love146.org, an organization whose vision is the end of child trafficking and exploitation.
Or you can donate it to a Ukrainian charity of your choice to help against the Russian aggression.
Or you can help the boys in blue in... what state was it?
Was it Nevada that we're that we're stopping for?
Mike?
Wisconsin was where Ron Johnson with the crime envelope is located.
Oh, well, no, not for this week.
Wasn't there, like, an important race that we started stepping forward last week?
I believe it was one of mine.
Nevada Secretary of State, yes.
Yeah, there we go.
Yeah, there we go.
So, who should people be supporting?
Yeah, throw Cisco some money and not the thong-thong Cisco, the other Cisco.
Oh, I couldn't, I can't believe I forgot that it was Cisco.
Yeah, support Cisco because, you know, we wear our politics here on our sleeve.
Like, let's make or keep Nevada blue.
Who knows?
Yeah, cisconv.com is his website for Cisco Agalar, the good candidate, the not insane candidate running for Secretary of State in Nevada.
I know I've got Cisco envy.
Do you?
And also, Cisco, we are for hire, if you'd like us to do this better, and for pay.
Anyway, so thanks as always to DJ Minimal Effort for use of our intro song, and our good friend Frosty, who you can find on Twitter, at FrostyVO, for all of our bumps, etc.
And I'm assuming next week we'll be coming by with our new amuse-bouche bump.
Maybe this time around he will remember that those words are French, and he will do a French thing.
Can't wait to see it.
You can find us on our various social media platforms.
First of all, the show itself, atHellworld on Twitter.
That's Hellworld with a Q instead of an O. You can find me, atHellworldL, spelled in the Hellworld fashion, you get it.
You can find Sarge, atSargeInHell.
You don't even have to worry about the tricky world spelling because his previous Twitter account is dead, dead forever.
And of course, you can find Mike on Twitter, atPokerPolitics.
So, for another successful episode of the Adventures in Hell World podcast, I've been one of your hosts, Mysterious Al, joined by my co-host, the less mysterious Sarge, and the least mysterious of us all, Mr. Mike Rains, our expert in all things QAnon crazy.
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