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March 4, 2022 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Adventures In HellwQrld Episode #76: War in Ukraine.

After a quick bit of commentary about the Q Ladies being dumb dumbs during the SOTU it's time to talk about Ukraine and how the world is seeing it one way and QAnon is seeing it another. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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♪♪♪ Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of
Adventures in Hellworld.
I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
PokerinPolitics, and I am joined, as always, by Sarge.
Hello from the internet.
And the mysterious Elle.
Hello, my beautiful babies!
So, uh...
When last we left you fine folks, we were receiving reports that Vladimir Putin and the Russians were retreating, withdrawing, leaving the border of Ukraine, and boy howdy, what a sigh of relief that was.
That's on me.
I will admit to falling for some Russian psyop misinformation there, because it was reported, like real big boy information.
So yeah, that's on me.
I mean, it happens to the best of us.
They somehow tricked a bunch of people the world over that vodkas were drinking.
I mean, I like French vodka.
Yeah, but don't you really like it mixed with Mountain Dew or something?
Mountain Dew?
No.
I mean, mixed with literally anything.
Red Bull.
I mean, I will routinely, when out partying, have a vodka Red Bull to get the juices flowing.
And when I feel like an old white woman, I'll have a vodka cranberry because I genuinely enjoy that drink.
So yes, I do always mix it with something.
Yeah, so vodka's worthless.
Podcast over.
Thanks for joining us.
We like to thank DJ Minimal Efforts!
So, before we get into the brutal, horrible fact that our world is now spiraling towards World War III, question mark?
Maybe?
Parentheses?
Who knows?
First things first, I don't know.
I don't know if you'd consider this to be the lighter, fluffier side of things, but Well, considering the territory that we have to jump into immediately with our little appetizer, let's go ahead and roll that content warning now.
Yeah, give it to me.
I want it.
Content warning.
The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Yeah, mostly because we needed to get that out of the way because I was introduced to this story by seeing an abundance of meme photographs on, yeah, meme photographs because I'm 80.
Okay, grandpa.
Yeah, thanks.
On their Twitter, featuring Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene with their mouths agape.
And, like, contextless at first, because I didn't know why it was being shared around the way it was, but, I mean, repeat listeners to the podcast will know that, you know, in the Mysterious L Adventures in Hellworld mythos, those two particular people hanging out with their mouths wide open is probably... it hits a little different, if you know what I'm saying.
It's a little diff.
El's dark attraction to those ladies is something that he... I don't know if you apologize for it so much as you just acknowledge the evil.
Oh, I apologize for it all the time.
It exists and I hate it.
Yeah, I refer to it being incredibly shameful.
Now, for what it's worth, I am recovering, if slowly, only because it's pretty popular for people that don't like those ladies to try to Portray them online using, what did I call it?
A photograph?
What is a landline?
There are tons of bad photos of those particular people floating about on the internet, and boy howdy, a lot of them make MTG very unflattering.
Which is great.
It's my shock therapy or whatever.
It's getting the job done.
But the Boebert photos... I just can't hack it!
I just can't hack it!
They're just like, look at these, look at these photos that make her look real ugly.
And I'm just like, I wish that would be great.
If you could, if you could actually provide photos that make her just look like completely repugnant, that would be great.
So you think Bobert's the more attractive of the awful pair?
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I mean, like, I've always just had a thing for, like, dark-haired women.
Anyway, that's because I heard her there.
So that was my funny goof at the top of the show to once again bring up, like, you know, for canonical purposes, my horrible and shameful attraction to one or both of those women.
But specifically, the photos that were floating around made them look like they were screeching like baboons because they just couldn't Couldn't contain their scripted fury over Joe Biden's remarks.
Almost as if Joe Biden, The Huffington Post, and literally everyone else on earth just had the advanced copy of what he was going to say.
Yeah.
And knew when to jump in with their pre-planned screaming and whining about the people that were killed in Afghanistan and how Beau Biden's death shouldn't be used as cover for He does.
sleepy Joe, old Taliban Joe, getting our boys butchered in Afghanistan, which was
absolutely what he was trying to do because he hates America and the troops.
He does.
And freedom.
All these things, all of these things are true about Joe Biden.
Everybody knows this.
Yeah.
Oh, it's, it's super funny because it's just like, I like at this point, they're
just sort of like the shock jocks of American politics, right?
Like, they're literally just, because I can't imagine very many people were just like, that's a wise decision.
You know, you want to just be, you want to be openly criticizing the President of the United States as he delivers the State of the Union that happens to coincide with actual war being declared by Russia against another foreign country.
And it's just like, yeah, definitely not the time for us to be showing any solidarity there, girls.
You just, you just shout like apes.
Yeah, you just shout like Abe, saying maybe you'll be minted into the next cryptocurrency that is suddenly going to be worth a lot less.
It definitely will.
Because that was something that we could touch on briefly.
Mike Rades and I were talking about it earlier, just about how, boy how, if you were heavily invested in cryptocurrency and you're an American, you're probably sweating some bullets right now.
Key and Peele sweating meme.
Nothing's going to get the United States government to start looking at a cryptocurrency like Russia using it to subvert sanctions.
Boy howdy, you think some legislation might be coming down the pipe?
I fucking bet.
Do we have any info on that?
My own brother, he was asking me questions about the military engagement, and don't worry, we will be getting into the war here in a little bit, dear listeners.
But he was asking me about what happens if Russia just So, once again, top of the show, the old stamp of, like, we are not experts by any means.
In fact, we're just idiots talking about stuff, with the exception of Mike Rains and QAnon, in which we do the show because he is an expert in that field.
But it seems like, to me, cryptocurrency seems like a thing that shady individuals or even, like, shady groups can use to do stuff.
I don't think that you could use crypto to, like, keep your country afloat.
I just don't think the infrastructure is there for you to, like, utilize it in that way.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
I do know, but just the idea that cryptocurrency exists and people manage to use it in the same phrase as Russia, the word Russia.
Suddenly, like Elizabeth Warren, it's just like, oh, we got to put stuff in that shit.
It just wouldn't work very well because Bitcoin has a transaction per second limit, which real currency doesn't.
And also, didn't Russia Like, get rid of all its crypto miners?
Weren't they one of the countries that cracked down on it?
Yeah, that I'm not sure about.
I know that China tried to crack down on it because they were getting sick and tired of people parasitizing their electricity for crypto.
I don't know how hard Vlad went at it.
But one of the things that was supposed to happen any day now is that Biden was supposed to release an executive order about what the American government's policies towards crypto was.
It's not a law because It's only an executive order, and there's limits to what the president can do in an EO, but... Malarkey coin to the moon.
Yes!
Oh, that'd be the greatest thing in the world.
The Let's Go Brandon coin battling the malarkey coin for supremacy in the crypto world.
Yeah, we've gotten wildly off topic.
So we were supposed to be cracker-wise about MTG and Bobert being dum-dums, right?
That was where we were at in our show flow.
Do we want to play our news bump and then just, like, roll into it?
I mean, yeah, we're like 10 minutes in.
I feel like we've warmed up enough to actually get into the grim reality of the world that we live in.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News.
Just kidding, interrupting before we get started with a bonus, everyone's favorite, the bonus content warning, and also just sort of disclaimer.
Like, hey guys, it's me, your friend Mysterious Al, here to remind you that technically, whether or not you think it's funny, this is supposed to be a comedy show.
And that means that we are sort of on the hook, specifically myself, as it is my primary function in the show, to crack wise, In general, about the state of the world and whatnot.
So I felt like it's an important time to remind the audience that The Avengers of the Hellworld is a comedy show, but as individuals and as a collective, I think it's pretty safe to say that we're pretty anti-war.
We think war is bad.
We certainly don't think war is funny.
But again, it's a comedy show, so we're going to try to make jokes around the war and not about the war.
As the only member of the podcast who's been to war, We don't support it.
It's bad.
It does not solve problems.
It's bad.
Wait, me being digital boots on ground in Azeroth doesn't count as wartime?
I know you guys are the real digital soldiers here, and I support your digital service, but yeah, no.
Yeah, you're trying to tell me that I've never been to war.
Tell that to Agumon.
You're both hairbags, and I have no idea what a hair bag is, but it just killed me.
I mean, I would say Google it, but try to Google image searches, because whatever comes up if you Google image search hair bags is pretty bad.
Again, disclaimer, comedy show, we don't like war, war is bad, we support Ukraine, all that good shit.
Okay, now let's get into it.
Oh, gee, I wonder what our top headline is going to be for this week.
It could be anything.
You could say.
So QAnon's favorite world leader Vladimir Putin, after lying for weeks on end about not wanting to invade Ukraine, invaded Ukraine.
So that was the thing that happened.
What a twist.
What a shocking plot twist that was.
The actual shocking plot twist where every military expert on God's green earth had declared that Ukraine would fall sometime between 15 and 45 minutes after Russian boots crossed into their borders.
Ukraine is actually putting up quite the fight yet as it turns out and up to this point it appears that like Russia's supposed incredible military might has been less than stellar.
I have no idea what's going on.
There's just constant videos of tanks breaking down and Russian soldiers surrendering because we don't have any food or we have expired MREs.
Done!
Well, let me ask you a question.
I don't know what sort of computer rig you're working with right now, but let's just use your computer as an example.
How much faith would you have if you looked on the side of it and it said, Made in Russia?
Not a ton!
But, like, I guess pre-war Russian propaganda has just genuinely worked.
They've been our new old boogeyman for so long that I was just like, Wow, they're gonna roll in and just fucking stomp this country.
Doesn't matter how much, uh, like, international aid we give them.
And I do... I wish we could, no consequences, go in with, you know, fucking USA Army and just, like, Blaring like ACDC and just take it to the Ruskies, but that would start an international war.
And that is way worse than what's happening now.
So I support Biden's position of not doing that, but also Well, I mean, look, it's never going to come to that, because if Putin successfully manages to take over Ukraine and just topple their government and all that, I'm sure he's going to be fine.
He's just going to stop there.
He's going to be like, I'm fine.
I'm fine with Ukraine.
That was all I ever wanted.
Can Finland and Poland have some words?
Yeah, well, I mean, countries that were previously not huge fans of NATO or being part of NATO are suddenly looking at NATO and rubbing their hands together and licking their lips and just being like, ooh, NATO, you're looking caked up.
Oh, NATO, you working out?
You looking sweet!
NATO's really in here dragging that wagon.
It's just, the state of the Russian military is fucking baffling.
And, like, I don't have access to any intelligence or anything that you guys don't, but it is truly just like, what the fuck is going on?
Yeah, I mean, so I also just sort of expected Russia to roll in there and just get the job done, because NATO is ineffectual for a lot of reasons that I understand, but are still annoying.
It's just like, yeah, he has a shitload of nukes.
If anybody decides to let one of those things fly, it's just the world equal over, so we should probably pussyfoot around.
But, it's just like, I like, so I was expecting, I was not expecting Ukraine to mount as much of a defense as they have been, and fuck it, it is obviously incredible to see them rallying and like sticking it to the Russians, because, you know, like, fuck Vladimir Putin, not necessarily all the Russians are on board with this war, but like, unfortunately they as a group are the enemy, so while I recognize that individual Russian people might not be pro-war, like, the Russians, The capital R, capital T, the Russians, they are the enemy.
So it's good to see them getting their asses handed to them in these ways.
I wasn't expecting it to just be a litany of equipment failure, though.
That was also surprising to me.
It's funny to joke, that joke I made about Russian equipment failure was pretty funny, but I wasn't expecting, if you would expect something of theirs to work, it would be tanks, right?
Yeah, and they're just constantly, They're 40 mile long convoy into Ukraine tons of it are breaking are breaking down and just running out of fuel and Like we should state that there's a lot of misinformation going around so a ton of this could turn up to be wrong, but it really seems like the Russians don't support the war like you're saying I just watched a video of
An entire Russian television program called The Reign, they all just quit and walked off.
There's like no war.
And then Russia on an international stage is just like, are there any sports you want to play?
No.
Do you want to interact monetarily with the rest of the world?
No.
And the ruble is down 40%.
That's real bad.
Yeah, well, you bring up the disinfo, it brings me to the first, like, you know, generally, we've been talking about stuff generally for the moment, but let's move into, like, a little bit of structured talking time, and I feel like one of the first big highlights, aside from just the fact that a war is happening, to come out of the conflict so far is the fact that, man, like, Russia is getting their asses paddled in the media.
Like, the propaganda machine, like, the internet, like, it is Really not good for Russia.
Like, it is just, all it is doing is elevating, like, Ukraine, Ukraine's president, like, all the members of the cabinet, like, regular, just, like, look at this fucking, look at this Ukrainian grandmother, what a legend.
It's just, like, anything coming out of Ukraine right now is just, like, boom, boom, boom.
Russia sucks, Ukraine rules, get fucked.
At least that's been, like, my impression.
Yeah, me too.
Have you guys been getting that read?
Yes, that is something that I've seen and this has led to a very massive backlash in the QAnon community about the fact that their beloved Vladimir Putin, the greatest warrior the world has ever known and enemy of the New World Order, QAnon is very adamant that Russia and Putin are not getting a fair shake in the media, that the media has not been giving us the Russian view of the war, we're not getting the truth about what's going on because their side is being censored, while the Ukrainians with their pervert moron comedian of a president
who is faking his bravery. Oh, they are so mad about Zelensky like trotting around in his body
armor holding a Kalashnikov and doing all that stuff and telling the Americans he doesn't need
a ride. He needs ammo. Just all of that just badass leader fighting side by side of the troops.
The kind of shit they wish that like Trump or Putin actually had it in them to do the fact
that Zelensky's doing it. Oh, they're so mad about it.
They're like, it's all bullshit.
It's all Hollywood.
None of it's real.
He's probably not even in the country and they're just doing it with extras.
They are so mad about all of that.
They've just turned him into a folk hero.
Okay, well, so, with two full scoops of a serial I call, not giving a platform to this bullshit, everything we're about to talk about is nonsense.
Just for the sake of knowing, Mike.
So, we don't get Russia's side.
We don't understand the real story.
What does QAnon think the real story is?
Again, two full scoops.
This is bullshit.
What we're about to talk about is nonsense.
But for posterity, I need to know.
What do they think the narrative is?
Yeah, what do they think?
Okay, so doing a slight break from our standard structure of the show, one of our questions was, someone asked me, Seanathan asked, can we get an episode on these quote-unquote biolabs in Ukraine?
Was that started with Excuse me?
Excuse me?
I don't know.
So yeah, you're getting one of the first narratives and justifications for this war that was not
concocted by Putin, who claimed he was quote unquote denazifying Ukraine, which is like
an unbelievable dog whistle since Zelensky is Jewish.
The country just...
Jewish and the descendant of Holocaust survivors.
So saying that was so unbelievably loaded, and fuck you Putin for doing it.
But one of the narratives that QAnon has concocted is that there are 13 biolabs in Ukraine that America— Ooh, biolab.
Sexy.
Oh, it just sounds so good.
Resonating.
Yeah, biolab.
So juicy.
Yeah, so one QAnon promoter who has gone by basically their handle is clandestine.
They love using the term clandestine and all their names because they are constantly banned from Twitter.
They constantly reappear and then they get banned again.
But clandestine started this shit about how America has biolabs in Ukraine, and that basically Putin saw what the Fauci-Chicom alliance
in uh did with with COVID and then Putin was like oh shit the Americans with their Ukrainian collaborators have all these bio labs in Ukraine who knows what nefarious schemes they're up to so I have to invade Ukraine but the invasion and all of that is just uh that's just pretext that's just a cover story that's just bullshit what the Russians are actually doing is actively bombing those bio labs to destroy them And they're, and they're American assets, but the Americans can't admit they're American assets.
So this is a sort of like proxy war where the Russians are booping the US in the snoot and taking away our ability to hit the Russians with COVID 2022 or whatever you want to call it.
And obviously, us evil Americans, we're known to hide our biolabs in civilian districts, like directly underneath that pharmacy next to that school.
Yes!
Definitely make sure to bomb those places, Russia.
And also, America, we don't have America, one of the biggest countries in the world geographically.
We couldn't keep those bio labs just here and then transfer COVID-2022 to Ukraine.
And then to Russia.
Yeah, we had a space in our fantasy, One Dakota.
The One Dakota we all want.
One Dakota, yeah.
Which again, for those of you who are new to the podcast, One Dakota is essentially the entire middle of our country.
They make food, so they get a free ride.
But aside from that, like, fuck them.
I just had this, I just had an epiphany that if America wanted bio labs with which to, you know, launch a bioweapon across the border, Yes!
into Russia, we have this heretofore barely known a piece of territory known as Alaska
that we could have put those bio labs in and then launched our viruses into Russia
via that little slice of land that is out there somewhere.
You wouldn't even have to launch them.
You could just walk across, remember?
Yes, yes.
We learned from one of our actual politicians, a person who actually held elected office in our country,
that you can just walk.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes.
The Bering Land Bridge.
It's there.
And she could see Russia from her house.
Yes.
It was close enough to walk to.
I mean, it's probably a little bit longer than it looks, because the trick of the eye, like the Las Vegas Strip.
When you're on the Las Vegas Strip, you're just like, oh, I'll just walk down to the Aladdin.
I can see it.
Dog, that is 400 miles away.
You'll die.
You'll die in the gutter before you ever reach the Aladdin.
Yeah, and now we've got seemingly verified reports that China knew about the invasion beforehand and asked Putin to hold off until after the Olympics.
Well yeah, they needed that big PR slam dunk that was the Olympics.
Everyone!
Everyone hated that.
Can you imagine, like, that's like a great monkey paw wish, right?
The Chinese are just like, hey, we really need the Olympics to work out for us, so please just don't do your war until after the Olympics.
And Putin's just like, very well, it is done.
And then meanwhile, at the Olympics, Russian figure skating doping scandal!
All other news can get fucked!
Also, no one watches the Olympics this year.
Like, just extra no one watches.
Yeah, turns out it's pretty hard to get excited about the games when at any moment some random fucking Chinese officer could just come from off-screen and just escort away the people doing coverage.
Or it's just like, hey, your cameraman accidentally tilted too many degrees to the left so you can see that this big snowy hill isn't a fucking industrial park.
That's not good for us.
I mean, I will say this.
It is good to be able to just openly talk shit about Russia again, the way we have in China for a while.
Because, you know, Russia was just like, up until now, just seemed like our goofy former nemesis that now we've moved beyond.
Yeah, that we have, like, medium relations with.
Russia is really climbing the tier list on enemies of the world right now.
It's just like, man, if you're in North Korea right now trying to maintain your spot on the charts, you're really pissed off.
Yeah, Kim Jong-un is going to just, like, invade South Korea tomorrow and be like, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
That's going to be great.
I mean, just... The Putin versus the Kim Jong-un of my mind, petulant child Olympics, as they vie desperately.
Tomorrow, North Korea, now officially Russia.
It's just like Kimmy and Vladdy Daddy shaking hands for a photo op.
Yeah, that would be great!
Oh man.
Because, you know, North Korea would get some of Russia's abundance of food and resources.
Yeah, finally!
Laughter intensifies.
Tanks derelict in the street in the Ukraine, people stealing missiles because the carriers they're on can't move.
So media-wise, we, the people, the worshippers of Moloch and fans of our illicit president, Joe Biden, have been using the media to be really mean to old Russia and make them look like a bunch of big poopy heads.
We sure have.
At a base level, our first theory slash justification in QAnon's mind is that Putin has been attacking American Russian joint operation biolab or whatever, or like American deep, deep state Russian biolabs or whatever.
But you said that was just the tip of the iceberg.
What else are they talking about?
Why else is Vladimir Putin awesome?
And why isn't he just riding his majestic horse on the front lines of battle?
Well, I don't exactly know why he's not riding his white horse onto the battlefield, because he absolutely should be doing that.
What sort of leader would be on the ground, like, in the trenches during a war?
That sounds crazy.
If such a president were to exist, that person would seem really cool.
Yeah, again, that would be totally the kind of guy that you and I would be just fawning over as a total Chad alpha male who just like is just the absolute man.
So the other big thing about Ukraine that is obviously bad is that Ukraine was, of course, the country that Trump tried to shake down before the election, where he's like, hey, if you want these javelins and stingers, you got to get me some dirt on Joe Biden here, buddies.
And then one thing led to another.
Trump got impeached.
Ukraine got those anti-tank missiles without having to try to claim that Biden was corrupt.
Now we're just taking all of the Biden-Ukraine story and just remix.
We're just doing it all over again.
Yeah, I forgot all about it, honestly.
Literally, I've seen people talking about how Ukraine is the Deep State's most corrupt playground.
The very beating heart of the Deep State is Ukraine.
And that now, finally, someone is going to strike at that beating heart and destroy their evil, illicit playground of criminality and embezzlement.
We've already got everything we need from there.
horrifying evil and satanic worship and child trafficking.
Jeffrey Epstein's ghost is there.
Yes.
Why aren't they going after the servers in Germany?
Ah, they already got them.
They already got the servers in Germany.
They don't need those.
We've already got everything we need from there.
I mean, it always makes me laugh about this shit when they're talking about it, because
Why did Trump not do this stuff in his four years as president?
If Ukraine was this absolute cesspool of evil that had to be taken down by Trump, by our heroes in the Patriot movement against the deep state, We had our chance.
We had America, the most powerful military in the world, under the control of the god-emperor Donald Trump, and literally all he did was get Zelensky on the horn and ask him for a little dirt on Biden before he sent them weapons!
I mean, that's the thing that's so funny about this.
is that that weapon shipment that was the whole basis for Trump's impeachment,
Ukraine got those weapons. They are using the Trump javelins to blow up Russian tanks.
So, I mean, is Trump deep state now? I mean, he gave them a lot of those weapons.
That's right.
I mean, I just want to try to piece together the logic here.
One post I saw- That's your first mistake.
Oh, no shit. No shit.
This is a QAnon podcast.
You're bringing that sort of energy to the wrong place.
Yeah, one post I saw, it's red, and this person wrote it in total bullet points, Riddler Q Bullshit, Money Laundering, Kitty Obscenity, with the word obscenity brutally misspelled, and Kitty Obscenity, what a bizarre term, Biggest Clinton Foundation Donors, Cabal Money Laundering Center, Hunter, Romney, Pelosi, Kerry, Sons All Got Rich There, is it starting to add up?
And then they had a thing that says, Ukraine in Top 3 of World's Child Porn Suppliers.
Prosecutor General says, which I'm sure leads to an article that is incredibly, absolutely 100% legitimate.
I'm just dripping with truthiness.
Just the most legitimate article of all time.
Yeah.
And I love that they said, in the top three.
Where is Ukraine?
Are they number one?
Because I think if they were number one, you would have said that.
Yeah, we're just kind of curious, I guess, where is number one?
That's gotta be Hollywood, right?
American Hollywood?
It has to be, absolutely.
Do we suppose that Kvizeal is the Carson Daly of this horrible QAnon TRL, where they're counting down this week's Top 10 Countries That Produce Child Porn?
Oh, wow.
Man, what a fucking thing.
Yeah.
You're right.
That was an incredible string of words I just put together.
Really, really astonishing that I made it all the way through.
Cause they had to start with me remembering that guy's last name.
Cause if I had just said Jim, it could have been anyone.
It could be any Jim.
So like, yeah.
So QAnon thinks that let's, can we, let's start with bullet points right now.
QAnon thinks that America Well, not necessarily America, but the deep state and Biden and Clinton, Hillary Clinton, not Bill, they don't care about Bill at all, has illegal bioweapon facilities in Ukraine, as well as a bunch of child pornography production facilities.
Yes, literally every evil in the world is now in Ukraine.
I remember in the Q-Drops where they were talking about the truth about Haiti.
Apparently Haiti is... Fuck Haiti!
QAnon's completely forgotten about all that.
The real, pure evil.
Well, I mean, if you were watching TRL with Jim Caviezel, you would know that Haiti slid all the way to 8!
Yeah!
Oh dear.
Who cares about 8?
Nope.
News!
Oh, man.
Yeah, it's no good.
No good, Aidy.
Yeah, so...
Yeah, Ukraine is now the just absolute center of all evil and awfulness.
And one of the things that now also has to...Selinsky has to be just taken down.
He has to be destroyed by QAnon and all these people because he's too heroic.
He's too cool.
He's too awesome.
So one of the things that like they have been harping on, and I had no idea what the fuck they were talking about, Until I, like a good QAnon learner, I did my own research.
Because one of the bizarre things I kept reading was these perverts playing the piano with their penises, these weirdo sickos in Hollywood and the global elites.
And I kept seeing that weird phrase about the piano over and over again.
And I was like, what is this about?
And it turns out that during Zelinsky's time as a stand-up comic, that was a bit he would do.
And they would do these things where like, Other comedians or entertainers would be on stage, and maybe- Then he would play the piano with his actual penis.
Yes!
That was the bit.
But the thing is, the bit was obviously, like, everyone else was doing stuff, and then he would have a piano in front of him, and you couldn't see anything, and he would have his hands away from the piano, and the piano would be making noises!
So he was doing it with his pee-pee!
And it was a joke!
And everyone was just sort of like, okay, that's his low brow, Wacky humor that he's going for, but because it involves a sex organ, and now QAnon hates the guy, he's obviously a pederast.
Also, Mike, I don't think, like, the way you're just describing it, I don't think you're giving the guy enough credit.
He could play the piano with his penis.
That seems really impressive.
Yeah, I know!
It's quite the skill.
It's quite the skill.
I mean, dude, people have paid, like, what, like 70 bucks a ticket, maybe more, to go see Blue Man Group?
I mean, get the fuck out of here.
What are they playing with their dicks?
Coconuts.
I've seen Blue Man Group.
It was years ago.
I assume the bit has changed.
I saw Blue Man Group twice many years ago, and I didn't see a single blue knob.
It was infuriating.
I demand blue penises!
Yeah, watch my movie came out, cleared that right up for me.
I saw it on IMAX to get the real experience.
That's what it's all about.
Oh man.
And now it's time for this week's edition of Elle Asking What We Were Talking About, where we still Well I was talking about like why Zelensky is a terrible monster and has to be destroyed and he is fake, he is deep state Hollywood scum, and of course a lot of what QAnon will tell you is that
George Soros bought and paid for Zelensky's installment.
They will ignore the fact that Zelensky was elected literally overwhelmingly in a ridiculous landslide because like the original basically the original democratic government of Ukraine became horribly corrupt and through a series of attempts at reform and blah blah blah eventually you got to the election where Zelensky got in And that was a reaction against the original corruption of the original government that came about when Ukraine was like, yo, Russia, peace out.
We're doing our own thing now.
And this is one of the things that these right-wingers, who are not even beyond QAnon, like Steve Bannon has come out and said things like, Ukraine isn't even really a thing.
It's not real.
He's like, Ukraine doesn't even really exist.
It's just a slice of Russia.
You have, uh, I think Laura Ingram and other, like, again, actual people who are not just, uh, anonymous assholes drifting off QAnon have been posting stuff like, you know, Ukraine isn't actually a democracy.
It's not really free.
They're corrupt oligarchs that run that place too.
Like this isn't good versus evil.
This is evil versus slightly less evil.
Come on guys.
Why are you picking a side?
Come on.
Just let them have their little tussle.
Like, Like a sibling quarrel like you do when you bomb civilian centers.
Just let Russia claim other countries as their own with impunity.
No big deal.
There are bad people in Ukraine so Russia should be allowed to Blow up hospitals.
Is that like the argument?
What the fuck sense does that make?
These are probably the same people that were very pro-Afghanistan and Iraq.
They were probably just, like, really thrilled that America was just like, we have come up with a justification to go to this place with our military.
And all these people are just like, oh god, the American military, yes.
Oh, fuck it.
Oh god, so good.
It is pretty rad, despite the amount of dorks we have in it.
Namely me.
It was bad.
I mean, well, that's why you just have to trust Michael Bay's 360 degree camera panning around something while, like, a jet or a helicopter flies over it in slow motion.
And just be like, fucking yeah!
I don't even know what it means, but oorah!
That's a marine thing.
So, yeah, I mean, they're the same.
It's all... It's all the same.
No, you're right.
Army, Marine, National Guard, they're all the same.
Space Force.
Yeah, I forgot.
Don't you dare forget Space Force!
National Guard is no longer, like, I mean, in the... How dare you!
Our different TRL where we're ranking military- military- the branches of the United States military by embarrassment.
Number one!
And what seems like it's a lock for number one for a hot minute, at least the duration of this Space Force Summer!
What Space Force really got, like, it was actually happening.
Everyone at the Coast Guard was like, fucking finally.
Bro, I mean, we're all gonna feel really dumb when all of a sudden Putin is just like, and now for my next masterstroke, send out my starfighters to defeat the Americans, and then suddenly, like, all of our TVs are saturated with images of just, like, United States and Russia actually fighting in space!
Everyone perplexed!
Getting back to reality, the biggest problem that Russia is encountering, and I would have segued away from this sooner, but Mike was on a roll, is they're trying to run their feeble, ineffectual, underfunded, apparently, military into the brick wall that is Ukraine's superhero president.
So let's see.
I mean, this is like coming off of the media thing that we discussed at the top of our, what looks like it's going to be entire show segment about the war.
Uh, like, man, he just seems like an at- like, the Chadly-ish Chad.
He's just like, I mean, where's QAnon's guy dragging his ballsack in a wheelbarrow meme for this dude?
I mean, holy shit, bud.
And so, and I just saw this the other day, if you go over to Pro-Russia Twitter, like in support of Russia Twitter, like the WeSupportPutin tag, it's all clearly bots and they're all just like supporting alpha male.
Every single one of them has alpha male in the Bro, I don't think it gets much more alpha male than, like, literally being boots on the ground with, like, a rifle and a bulletproof vest while you're, like, as the president, while your country is under a siege from a foreign power.
Like, who was, like, who's the last American president you can imagine doing such a thing?
Well, for the record, Washington actually led troops to crush the Whiskey Rebellion.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, you have to go back to, like, the 1700s to find, like, a U.S.
president where you're just like, yeah, it would make sense that they would just be heroically, like, you know, with their troops, like, in the trenches or whatever.
Roosevelt... Teddy saw combat.
I mean, he saw combat and then was the president.
At no point was he ever going to be in combat as the president.
Because, like, it turns out that America kind of figured out that that's probably a bad call and that your president should probably be, like, very secure at all times.
Yeah, I mean, Eisenhower is the last one that I could really, like, and he was, to your point, was a general, then a president.
Yeah.
I'm just saying, like, I know that, like, he obviously didn't choose these circumstances, but, like, the fact that media is so friendly to him, like, really just, to me, your average stupid person, to quote Apollo F. Tompkins, like, just seems, he just seems so cool as president!
He just seems incredibly cool!
Yeah, they sent a Russian tactical hit squad which we now like based on what we know now is probably like a couple of sick dogs uh to like go get him and then he was just later like the russian hit squad has been dealt with and it's like what does that mean
Well, it turns out, so, like, now that Russia's not playing with hofield advantage, they're finding it very hard to push people out of windows.
They're getting into these urban environments, and they're seeing all of these windows as potential, like, they're just like, oh, shit.
You can really see getting somebody the heave out of that one.
But then it turns out they're getting shot at by civilians that are armed by their government to defend their country.
I'm just imagining, like, the hit squad getting ready to try to kill Zelensky.
And they're just like, okay, the first thing we do is get him to go on the fourth floor of his building.
And they're like, Zelensky's been on the ground floor for two weeks now.
They're like, goddammit, how do we lure him up four flights of stairs first?
And it's just, I don't know.
That's all they're doing.
They're like, can we get a sniper rifle and try to, you know, shoot him?
I picture the scene as happening, it's like, you know, the Russian operative has him by the scruff, and then over at the cops they're just like, we have him, and they're just like, okay, execute him, and then the camera pulls back to reveal that they have captured him in a bunker, and this poor half-witted Russian soldier is just frantically looking around for the window to throw the guy at him and can't possibly think of another way to kill him.
He's in a basement!
He has his shirt off to reveal a Chinese-style eight-pack of abs and then grabs it and just goes Rambo on them.
That'd be great.
I'm just imagining the Jack Reacher, like, Russian agent just not understanding how to kill Zelinsky because he can't throw him out of a window.
Especially because his training is incredibly specific.
Yes!
They're just like, no better way to murder somebody than by throwing them out of a window.
And the thing that just kills me about this whole just alpha male Putin is the greatest is that QAnon's biggest conversation point for the past two years has been COVID.
And if there's anyone who is scared shitless of COVID, it is Vladimir Putin.
I mean, every photo is of him on a 40-foot long table with everybody else on the other side of that table.
Just miles away from him.
He's like, just completely distant.
And the other thing is, is that again, QAnon's always been about that, like, don't take the death shot, don't take that heart attack in a needle, don't get AIDS from the vaccine, all this death.
I looked it up right before we went on the podcast because I do in-depth research.
I'm just into it.
Half of Russia has two shots, or is quote-unquote fully vaccinated, and 9% of Russia has gotten a booster.
So Vladimir Putin, the savior of QAnon, has consigned half of his nation to death and 10% of his nation to ultra-death, apparently.
Well, I wonder, does this mean that QAnon thinks that the Sputnik vaccine is safe and effective?
If we were able to get Vlad to ship us some of that, maybe we'll give him a little money and ease a little sanctions if he'll cough up his version of the vaccine.
We'll be like, hey!
QAnon morons!
We got the ultra-safe Russian vaccine from your fucking hero Vladimir Putin.
Will you get the shot now?
This is the thing that Vlad's got three shots of in his arm.
Are you going to take it?
The Putin vaccine?
And of course they'd be like, no, but also we're going to ignore the fact that, again, Putin being ahead of us, being a head of state who doesn't want his country crippled by COVID outbreaks, has done his level best to get as many of his own people vaccinated as he can.
So I just love that.
I just love that all their narratives about how rough and tough and great Putin is, none of it stands up if you actually look at their own mythology.
Like everything they believe in, Putin does not believe in.
I literally can't even remember how we got to that point from talking about the chadliest president ever of grace in the world.
Because we were doing the Chad Zielinski versus the Virgin Putin.
That's the meme.
That's the actual meme.
Just like create that meme, put it on the internet.
Yeah, I mean, he seems great, and also, I'm not gonna lie, the Ukrainian people seem pretty hearty and resilient, and also strong in the face of what should be overwhelming odds.
I mean, boy howdy.
Like, I mean, if this is some cabal PR campaign for Ukraine, it is working.
The boner for the Ukraine is increasing by the day as I watch those people try to protect
themselves.
I'm just like, wow, what a bunch of fucking mad lads.
One of the greatest things I saw in the QAnon world was Ukrainian war myths debunked!
Because they're just so miserable and angry about this shit.
And, of course, One of the very famous things that came out of the start of this whole thing was the guy saying, uh, Russian warship, go fuck yourself.
And, um...
Just that was the thing that they had the screen grab on of this on this Ukrainian myths debunked thing and it was just like you look at that and you would think to yourself if you were looking at oh, so I guess that guy really didn't say Russian worship go fuck yourself.
That was something that was concocted out of thin air.
But if you actually click on the debunk, the debunk is that the 13 guys that were on that
island were not killed, because that was originally what was reported.
A little while later, it was corrected to those guys being captured and taken prisoner.
So that was the debunk was, yeah, they said those guys told that warship to fuck off and
then they died.
Well, guess what?
They told them to fuck off and then they got captured.
Oh, totally changes the narrative, doesn't it?
You see Ukraine in a totally different light now, don't you?
Yeah, it makes them seem even more badass, because I imagine they're probably getting
tortured or whatever.
It's not going to be a good time for those guys.
Wow.
I mean, you know, Russia seems like they're sort of in like a war crime kind of way.
I don't think you'd really want to be captured by them if you could help it.
Right.
Did you guys see, did anybody find out the validity?
I saw some reporting that a group of Russian soldiers were caught wearing Ukrainian military uniforms, which is like, Ooh, that is real bad for you guys if true.
Yeah, that's a big one.
That is a big war crime right there.
That's not good for you guys.
That goes against the very loosely defined rules of warfare.
But yeah, again, a lot of the stuff I'm seeing reported, I take everything with a grain of salt.
Unless it's coming from a known, reputable source.
There's a lot of shit flying around on Twitter.
If that's true, those guys are totally fucked.
We are literally in the fog of war when it comes to a lot of the information we're getting.
Yeah.
I mean, I got some of my information from TikTok, and it feels very weird.
Also, do we know, like, another thing I never saw the validity of, but, like, I saw that reporting that in response to Ukraine complaining that they were having internet troubles because of war, Elon Musk rerouted, like, some of his satellites to do a thing?
I saw that on CNN, so...
So, I was just like, hey, like, if this is true, it's gonna make it hard for a lot of people to talk shit about Elon Musk for a little while, right?
And I'm sure I'm absolutely wrong about that.
They're just like, he said a dumb thing on Twitter!
It's like, uh, yeah, he mobilized satellites over Ukraine so they could have internet during wartime.
Shut the fuck up.
Like, we could talk about how he was a weird creep and a loser billionaire, like, after he's done doing important shit.
Yeah, I don't know.
But if that's true, that is certainly a cool move on his part, and it sounds like the future.
Can you imagine something sounding more like the future than that?
He's just like, yeah, I'm gonna put my orbital satellites above Ukraine so that way I can give them internet.
Fuck Russia.
I saw the thing about Russian soldiers wearing Ukrainian uniforms.
Newsweek reported it, but their source for the claim was the Ukrainian government.
the source for the claim was the Ukrainian government so again the source of the claim was
Twitter so It was Big Balls 24-7 with a Z on Twitter reporting.
I was actually going to say Putin sucks with eight numbers after it, because that's more body, but yeah, we'll go with that.
Oh, it's not a body, it's an actual person, Kikaku.
Kikaku is Hokum.
Fair.
Fair.
He's pro-Ukrainian Hokum.
Fucking cabal agent.
I've never trusted Big Balls with a Z 24-7.
Yeah.
Chronic the Hedgehog 69.
Would he be proud of the Hedgehog 420?
I don't know.
I mean, he wanted to get in on both of them.
Yes.
I mean, who doesn't?
Don't tempt me with a good time.
Oh my god, do we... Well, we're almost at that time where we have to do the mailbag segment, so... Do we want to talk about Trump?
Uh, no.
I mean, never.
That's the real answer.
I would be perfectly satisfied if we never did that again.
I was going to ask if there was anything else war-related to cover for the time being.
I think we've mostly hit on all of the war topics that are currently relevant for our ballywick of nonsense and buffoonery.
Do you think we made it clear enough that we hate Putin and that he sucks?
Uh, you can never make that more clear.
It is something that the clarity can always be made more clear.
Just keep watching that window.
It doesn't matter.
Bro, how much better is that footage of, uh, Zelensky, like, from that street corner, like, addressing the nation or whatever, like, in a bulletproof vest, like, flanked by members of cabinet also wearing bulletproof... Like, put that footage up against, like, the pictures of Vladimir Putin riding a horse with a shirt on.
It's just like...
I don't know, pick your president.
Which one do you want?
And surely the QAnon people will just be like, oh, that one guy, him look like real man, me pick him.
And it's just like, I'd kind of prefer the guy who actually seems like he's about some shit.
And that's not even knowing he's talented enough to play the piano with his penis.
I mean, oh my god.
Guy is a man of many incredible talents.
He'd have to be a dynamo in the sack, right?
Twitter, get on it.
The penis playing piano thing, it is not a bit.
He can actually do that.
It makes him the world's greatest lover, on top of being the world's toughest president.
He's, in all ways, the man we all aspire to be.
Someone actually asked Trump if he would do what Zelensky was doing, and he's like, yeah, you never know.
Maybe if it came down to it.
You never know, he said, failing to recall that moment when January 6th was going down and he was ushered into a bunker for safety.
We apologize, sir, but the riot that you have caused is getting a little out of control.
And he's just like, get me out of the bunker, dammit!
And there was another time when there was a protest in D.C.
and they also ushered him into the bunker, because I remember Bunker Boy was an insult that was being lobbed at him during the 2020 election.
He was like, get me to the bunker and get me another vaccine shot.
They're just like, sir, you've already been vaccinated so many times, and he's just like, I don't care.
I'd love the vaccine now.
I can't get enough of my vaccine.
Put the vaccine in my Diet Coke.
Do it now.
Oh man, well maybe after he successfully runs for president again, President Trump will treat those Ukrainian boys as a Burger King or whatever.
Because truly, we live in a, not even just like a dystopia future, we really seem like we're living in a specifically 80s dystopian future, like an Escape from New York-style shit, like Running Man-style shit, where it's just like, yes, Donald Trump, dumb rich guy, is the president, and also Russia is the bad guy again.
It's like, holy shit, what has happened here?
The milk has gone sour.
How have we looped back to this bullshit?
It also, like, I wasn't even giving Trump enough credit.
I should have been addressing him by his new title, Criminal Conspirator Donald Trump.
That's him!
Because apparently the January 6th Committee feels confident enough to just slap that label on him and just be like, hey, he was involved in a criminal conspiracy.
And it's just like, ooh, those are some pretty strong words.
Had to drown down a little bit by the war and all, but...
Yeah, I mean, that's like really, it's really kind of funny that the 1-6 committee is probably like,
we want to finish this and make that report out in July or August. So if the war could tamp down a
little so we could bring up the actual conspiracy to overthrow the democratically elected government
of America, that'd be nice. Oh yeah, oh yeah, the Russian, I don't know if it was in the UN,
I think it was in the UN, but like they had a Russian ambassador declare that Trump was the
legitimate president of America, but he'd been overthrown by election fraud and all that bullshit.
Excuse me?
So yeah, we actually had people going out there, because I also saw that on the Gabatrons, that their heroes were promoting the big lie and the election fraud and letting everybody know that Vlad's very sad that his boy Trump isn't in office anymore.
Man, this is dangerous territory, because if I happen to be conspiracy-minded, I might be of the notion that Vladdy Daddy might be committing this big boy war just to protect his buddy Donnie Two-Scoops back at home, because it's just like, oh no, the squeeze is really on my boy.
I need to do something to distract him.
Let's just try to seize Ukraine.
How close is Donnie Two-Scoops to actually getting charged with something now?
God, that's a $64 question.
It sucks.
It's just like, I mean, who knows?
At this point in time, it sort of seems like everything, aside from being like, you know, uh, Chad Solinsky on, like, in a war-torn country, it just sort of seems like it's, like, ephemeral in a weird way.
Just sort of, like, symbolic.
Like, it's all symbolic everything, because, like, real shit is going on.
So it's just like, we're, we are wagging our finger at Donald Trump pretty bad.
And it's like, cool.
Are you like putting handcuffs on him and like bringing up charges?
And they're just like, well, let's not go crazy.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
That's one thing that makes me think about this, and it makes me just laugh, the idea that Trump would get indicted before the 2024 election, and then somebody might go up to him and be like, look, Donnie, we've been over this a few times.
We've been looking at the Constitution.
We don't think the president can pardon himself for crimes.
So you're going to have to let DeSantis or somebody else run for president and their first issue is literally pardoning you for your crimes.
So that's going to be the 2024 election.
It won't be COVID or the economy or any of that.
The 2024 election will be should Donald Trump go to jail, yay or nay?
That will be the hot issue of the campaign.
Yes.
Yes.
Can I vote twice for Liez?
Yeah.
I mean, that is if we even get that far.
Yeah, no kidding.
No kidding.
Suddenly, big countries are raising their nuclear threat levels, and it's just like, oh boy.
Guys, it finally sort of seemed like we were maybe getting this Corona thing under control, and now this shit?
I mean, holy fuck.
If you thought Corona summer was a bummer, imagine, like, fear of nuclear death summer.
We haven't had one of those since the 80s.
It's gonna be great when, like, somehow, I don't know, like, let's just, it's gonna be awesome when, like, in three months the Ukraine-Russia situation resolves itself, and we're just like, oh man, thank God the dark times are over, and then, like, CDC reports the Omega virus has been in the Omega period.
Any day now.
Yeah, any day now we're getting the Omega.
We're just getting it.
It's just gonna happen.
At this point, let's roll the dice.
It seems like shit is going real bad for us.
It's gonna be something.
I mean I feel like you're just rolling the dice.
It's just like is it gonna be some sort of like fast-moving wildfire that destroys me or like maybe some like like a bomb cyclone or some sort of unseasonal blizzard that freezes me to death.
Is it a nuclear war for Russia?
At this point, I don't believe that their rockets have fuel.
Like, they're just like, we're gonna nuke you.
The government's like, yeah, aliens are probably real or whatever.
It's like, the times we live in are completely bananas.
It's really bizarre.
It is incredibly surreal being alive in this time.
Although I guess we're supposed to be thankful for it.
Oh, so very thankful.
No way.
Time for our weekly nihilism segment.
No, it's something much more fun than that.
I believe it's finally time for our mailbag segment.
Oh, let's do that!
Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
It's time for Q&A.
I get it.
It's Q&A.
Yes.
Thank you for catching that.
Yeah, we were gonna let that one simmer for as long as it took for you to catch on.
I got it, guys.
So Pancake Peasant asks, if poker politics goes to Arizona to cover Ron Watkins' race, will he be taking precautions to avoid being thrown into the Grand Canyon?
If you don't understand what this is about, that was- I don't.
Uh, this was a incredibly specific death threat that I got from one Twitter, uh, troll, that, uh, twice, uh, told me that were I to encounter him, they would throw me into the Grand Canyon.
Uh, I believe- You can only hold big enough, am I right?
Yes!
Hey!
I believe that they thought I lived in Vegas at the time, so this wouldn't be that difficult a trek to get me to the Grand Canyon and lob me in.
I mean, it still seems like a lot of work for killing and disposing of a body in Las Vegas.
You could just do that by driving like 20 minutes away from Las Vegas into the desert.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
That's the way the mob does it.
That's the way the drug cartels do it.
That's the way regular people who just accidentally murder their spouse's significant other in Las Vegas do it.
It's tried and tested.
Every movie or show I've watched where they kill someone in Vegas, they do not go to the Grand Canyon where there are a lot of people.
Now it is massive, quite grand, but they go to the desert and find somewhere remote, not hard from what I've been told, and just jump them in a shallow grave.
We're just like over a little ridge.
It's the desert, mate.
It seems like a pretty safe bet that you're probably good for long enough for the vultures to get to it or whatever.
Nah, I'm just gonna leave this body out here.
It's not found within five hours.
Not gonna be a lot of DNA evidence left over.
It's gonna be taken care of pretty quick.
So yeah, so I don't know exactly, I don't know how I could possibly prevent myself from being lobbed into the Grand Canyon, seeing as how I have no actual information about that troll's identity.
And he got banned from Twitter very shortly after telling me that he was going to throw me into the Grand Canyon.
And that was the fate that awaited me very soon.
So... I don't think you're allowed to threaten people on Twitter.
But I mean, just to be on the safe side, I would suggest Moonshoes.
Nailed it.
I think one of those pull cord inflatable vests.
That sounds reasonable.
While I'm one of the seven people listening to Ron Watkins talk, I'm just wearing a parachute.
Because this guy is basically like our Russian special forces agent from the Zelensky episode a while ago here.
He can only kill me if he gets me to the Grand Canyon, so if I have, like, anti-Grand Canyon countermeasures ready, he's just thwarted.
He's just like, ah!
Throws me into the Grand Canyon, I just pull the parachute and float down gently.
And he's like, goddammit!
I just didn't see that coming!
Or, you do the same thing but with an umbrella, like a cartoon character.
Not only do you disappoint him because you're not dead, but you also shatter his mind by defying all sense and logic.
You're just like, hey, magic is real.
And the one person you know that can do it is a person you just tried to assassinate.
Mike Rains is a Looney Tune.
And should you try to throw him in the Grand Canyon, he will pull the ripcord on his backpack, and then an anvil will come out, and he will smash into the bottom, flatten out, and then get back up and make an accordion sound effect.
He's unkillable, unless you have the dip.
If you don't know what the dip is... He is immortal.
He has inside him a lot of kings.
Yes.
And those kings are Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.
Absolute kings.
And King Solomon, weirdly.
Those are the three.
Yes.
I've always said this about Mike Rades.
He's one-third Bugs Bunny, he's one-third Daffy Duck, and one-third King Solomon.
That's me.
You nailed it.
Is that the weirdest thing we've said on this podcast?
Maybe.
I desperately, more than anything, want a Powerpuff Girls style intro.
What does King Solomon even look like?
Of some scientist perfecting the perfect Michael Woods concoction.
Bugs Bunny!
Debbie Duck!
King Solomon!
And Chemical X!
Oh, man.
I image searched King Solomon real quick.
You could do worse.
Thanks.
Oh, thank God.
It wasn't that King Solomon was like the most wise and wisdomful of all ancient leaders or anything.
He's also a Chad.
So thank God for that.
Even if he was completely unfuckable, you've still got the imminently fuckable Bugs Bunny at Daffy Duck to pick up the slack.
This is true.
This is true.
Bugs gets all the ladies.
Yeah.
I mean, yes.
Lola Bunny.
We all know this.
If you don't want to fuck Lola Bunny, what are you even doing here?
Nope.
This is a furry podcast.
We were asked if we were furries in an earlier podcast.
Were we?
Yeah, because of the avatars on Lola Bunny.
My new Twitter account that I don't use hardly is all Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star, because I can't get back Sgt.
Hellworld, so I'm not a furry anymore.
What's our next question, for the love of God?
Amanda Scanlon asks, do you guys have Hot Cross Buns in the U.S., and if so, do they become available in supermarkets on Boxing Day?
No, because I don't know what those are.
Well, first of all, I'm not sure if the questioner already knows this, but we do not have a Boxing Day in the United States.
That's just not a thing for us.
Evolved humans like myself know what Boxing Day is, but that's because I watch TV from other countries.
Also, aside from the song, I'm not familiar with Hot Cross Buns.
I just Googled them.
I've never seen these before in my life.
Let's do a little Google.
No, I don't believe I've ever had these.
They look similar to a bunch of stuff I have had, but I don't think I've specifically ever had a hot cross bun.
I'm looking at the recipe.
Orange juice, brown sugar, bread flour, cinnamon.
I would eat one.
I would gladly have one.
But no, we do not have this.
America, we're like number one in believing in angels and number like 20th in like everything else.
Including a hot cross bun hat.
Hot cross buns, we're way down on the charts.
We're pretty low on that list.
Yeah.
On this TRL episode, we're counting out our countries that have hot cross buns.
Of all the things to make a rudder out of.
Is that show even on anymore?
I don't know.
I mean, is it a YouTube thing now?
Is it hosted by some TikTok influencer?
Are they doing the flossing dance while they break down the hottest new TikTok songs?
That seems like it could be a thing.
I couldn't imagine Carson Daly.
Carson Daly probably looks and acts like Carson Daly from that Chappelle Show bit now.
They rebranded it in 2019 to Fresh Out Live.
So, kind of?
Wow.
What is that even supposed to fucking mean?
I don't know.
What is a Fresh Out?
I don't know.
I feel so old.
Is that a thing?
Is that a Fortnite reference?
It had 20 seasons and over 2200 episodes and then they rebranded it to Fresh Out Live.
I am really stunned that El's inner Brit didn't burst out and he didn't say you having a laugh mate when you said that because that was just so... Never in a million years, if you gave me a hundred guesses, I never could have said that for the title.
It doesn't mean anything, right?
Fresh out loud.
Sorry.
I mean, yeah, I was trying to make it make more sense.
That was on me.
My brain just could not even croak out.
And it's not even like it turns into a clever abbreviation or anything, right?
Like, F-O-L?
That's nothing.
It's nothing, mate!
It's nothing!
Don't get me wrong.
T-R-L was also nothing, but Total Request Live at least sort of made sense.
It was like, oh yeah, these are the videos that people have totally requested.
But not if you're the Insane Clown Posse.
Nope.
Well, I mean, yeah, because no matter how vocal they are, there's still only like 100,000 juggalos in the world and Detroit just doesn't have the pull it used to.
They started a campaign and they had the numbers to be on and MTV wouldn't air their video and then they went down to Probably because it was called Fat Pussy Lips or some shit like that.
It's a clown posse where a bunch of like... I mean, well, this is normally the part where I would call something a clown, but what do you do when they're relishing their clowniness?
It deprives it of all of its power.
They've owned the word and thusly have removed its power.
Yeah, oh my god, they got me.
And also, they're going to trick me into loving Jesus Christ.
Yes!
That was the hell of a plot twist at the end there, yes.
It sure was.
I mean, especially because I've seen their first movie.
What fucking question are we even talking about anymore?
Hot cross buns in the US!
That's what we were talking about.
What an incredible bunch of idiots we are.
Does anybody listen to our mailbag segment?
Because we're fucking completely bonkers.
Yeah, we've got off the wrist.
This is where I can reveal that I have read the biography of one of the insane clown posse, Violet Jay.
Oh, thank God.
It wasn't Shaggy Too Dope.
No, it wasn't Shaggy Too Dope.
I can reveal he definitely had a ghostwriter happily helping him, because I've read his lyrics.
Well, so to summarize, no, we don't have Hot Cross Buns, and we also don't have Boxing Day.
So, thank you for the question, and the next question is Clutz0 who asks, how many different yarns of Q-Folk spun for why Ukraine is actually about QAnon?
Rewind the podcast about 40 minutes and hit play.
Two or three.
If you were this question asker, you're probably going to be pretty raw about the other question asker getting the shine during the news segment and then you completely whiffing on this one.
Yeah, well, because this was just, this was general.
The other one was an easy segue into the Biolab bullshit.
So yeah, I apologize, Clint Zero.
The hard segues are the more satisfying ones.
Oh, right.
I'm sorry.
I forgot.
Step your game up.
Yes.
So SnorlaxCpap asks, late here, what's the deal with Explore Talent?
Who runs it?
Uh, Explorer Talent is really weird because... Sure is.
I just saw this on Twitter like a week or two ago before the war usurped everything.
Like, this was a fucking rabbit hole, man.
I have no idea.
Like, to the point where I didn't know if it was a real thing.
Right.
Hand raised in the back of class.
What's going on?
What's Explore Talent?
Explore Talent is basically kind of like Indeed or LinkedIn or any other job site.
But there are so many right wing people who have had Explore Talent, like headshots like Lauren Boebert and a ton of others.
So to try to describe it, it looks sort of like an early to mid 2000s Like, website that would be for a casting director to find, like, nobody actors to hire for parts.
That's sort of the vibe that the website gives off, to the point where it's hard to look at the number of people that are on it and not just be like, do these QAnon people have a point, but they're just dumb fucks and they missed the target because the target was themselves?
Because boy howdy, it sure does look like this is a casting website for the Republican Party.
Yeah, it's super weird.
I've seen a lot of QAnon debunkers looking into it and they've just sort of been like, look, this is a thing.
A lot of people are there.
I don't know about the whole smoke versus fire thing, but again, it's just one of those things where your brain looks at it and you just see so many names of so many right-wingers who are on this site.
The next thing you know, they're on TV.
They're here.
They're there.
That it becomes this, is Explore Talent actually like some sort of weird like content mill where like the Murdochs and the Koch brothers and all the other shadowy billionaires that run the right wing in America, do they just like look for headshots on Explore Talent and grab people and make them in the right wing talking heads?
It's really, it's a strange thing.
Maybe that could be a rabbit hole we go down someday.
Like a newish thing?
Because I went to YouTube real quick, just hit up Explore Talent, and two to three years ago there were a bunch of videos, even six years ago, about Explore Talent is a scam.
It is the lowest rated casting website and just everyone saying it's a scam.
And then you guys are just like saying it's all filled with QAnon and right-wing grifter idiots.
Yeah, I mean, to the point where, like, I was reading it, and I was just like, it has, like, this weird sort of, like, light creepypasta sort of vibe to it, because it just seems so bizarre.
So I was just like, I'm not actually sure if this is real.
Because it's just like, did you know that Lauren Bovert was on this weird dumb website?
And so were the following other two dozen conservatives!
That you've like heard about.
And I was just like, I've never heard of this website in my life.
It looks super weird.
And all of the people that I'm seeing, like I think it was a Twitter thread or whatever.
I'm sure it probably was pretty big.
And that might be why we got asked this question, but I certainly scrolled along.
It was certainly fun.
And I was, I was happy to find out about this weird thing.
Maybe we get a dive deep into it a little bit further.
For some bonus content?
Yes, that does seem like a plan down the line.
So, thank you for the question.
Keith Richards Transfusion asks, Assuming the situation in Ukraine gets resolved and the pandemic continues to taper off, any guesses on what's next?
Back to the greatest hits or something new?
Immigration.
They'll just complain about immigration.
They'll just complain about Like, they'll go back to Durham.
Oh, Durham's gonna get them!
Something's gonna happen!
We're gonna do this!
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, they never...
They never stop, like, reaching for something.
They're just always, they're always jumping to the next, like, handhold.
Because this shit just melts your brain and just poisons you.
I was just thinking of it, like, one day when I was, like, playing Forbidden West, and one of the funnest things to do in the Horizon games is just to climb walls, because Aloy is the ultimate American Ninja Warrior.
It just makes me laugh.
And that's just the thing, if you're climbing a wall in that game, you're going to make it to the top, because the handholds are designed, because it's a computer game.
And that's the way QAnon works.
You never climb a sheer cliff where you're like, oh, I hit a dead end, now it can't go on.
Because you're making it up as you go along, you're always going to have a new handhold to jump to.
You're always going to have something else to talk about.
Oh no, like the vaccine isn't killing anybody.
Welp, here's Vladimir Putin, the world's greatest hero, about to save the day.
Oh wait, he's bogged down in Ukraine.
We're fucked.
Oh wait, Durham arrested another coffee boy.
Oh no, Durham's not going anywhere.
Have we talked about border towns and the wall yet?
Oh there we go, now we've made it to the next handhold.
It never ends.
It just never ends.
But unlike Aloy making it to the top of the mountain, all QAnon is doing is just jumping from handhold to handhold sideways.
So they're just going around, they're just going around this infinite cliff face, and they're just jumping vertically while remaining three feet off the ground.
Never progressing, never advancing.
It's like a Möbius strip.
Yes, it's just a Möbius strip that they're on, just perpetually jumping from spot to spot, never actually doing anything in the process.
Also, for the record, yes, dear listener, I also heard Mike refer to that video game as a computer game, which, for those of you who have listened the whole episode, means that he called a video game a computer game, and I called a picture a photograph.
So welcome to the Old Fogeys Podcast.
Hey, I'm Old Man Coffee, so I'm allowed.
All right, grandpas, let's get you back to the nursing home.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
So, thank you for the question.
DeportGamers asks, how do you think Kim Reynolds will be received in the long term by the MAGA crowd?
Uh, I don't know.
Kim Reynolds is the governor of Iowa who decided that she wanted to get some shine by signing a transgender sports law into bill because, I mean, you gotta find a minority that is socially acceptable to discriminate against if you're a Republican.
And right now, trans people are the people that are being attacked by these shitheads and dirtbags.
So, she's going for her 15 minutes of fame.
I really don't think it's going to go anywhere, because, I mean, there's just so many... You have to be either powerful, like the governor of Florida, or the former president Trump, or you have to be insane, like Marjorie Taylor Greene or Boebert or Wendy Rogers.
You have to be one of those two things.
You can't be the governor of a nothing state, doing unbelievably shitty things but while you're doing those unbelievably shitty things you're probably not saying things like hey we need to give Putin a fair shake here or stuff like that I mean
To get a gold medal in the crazy, hateful Olympics that is MAGA, you really gotta put in work.
I mean, back in the good old days, it's like those video shoots they would have where, like, they showed you the gold medal vault in 1934 versus the gold medal vault in, like, 2020.
And, like, in 1934, the guy just, like, barely just jumps over the bar and lands on his feet.
And then in 2020, they do, like, seven backflips and land perfectly, and that's the only way you can win the gold.
I mean, the amount of stuff you would have to do is crazy because of escalation.
You would have to, I don't know, be one of three Republican senators to vote against lynching becoming a hate crime?
Yes!
Yeah, exactly!
That seems like a pretty strong move if you're one of these Be Racist to Be Mag of people, because holy shit.
I forgot I wanted to touch upon that during either our appetizer segment or the news or whatever, but yeah, that shit is fucking wild, can you imagine?
Yeah, how much of a slam dunk- Three white senators just being like, you know, maybe lynching's not a hate crime.
It's like, oh no, that is just the worst.
You people.
Yeah, what are you doing, mate?
Yeah, it's so ridiculous.
Yeah, it was representatives Anthony Clyde, Thomas Massey, and Chip Roy, who were just like, you know what?
Representatives, sorry, that's it.
Yeah, but elected members of Congress who were like, you know what, lynching, we should probably just call it a crime and not a hate crime, even though that was literally a hate crime that was in the American South for a hundred years.
I forget which one of the dub-dub said it, but one of them was just like, Voting yes on this implies that lynching somebody isn't already a crime.
And it's just like, no, that's not what it implies.
It allows you to prosecute offenders differently because it's a hate crime, which is like a superior level of vile crime and gets a superior level of harsh punishment.
Right, exactly.
Yeah, this isn't like, oh, it was manslaughter, I didn't mean to do it.
No.
Hate crime is like, it's ultra premeditated.
Because you're just out of your mind.
Because the target is someone you, like, just hate.
Blindly.
And insanely.
And because you're a dumb racist asshole.
Yeah, you're supposed to be putting the screws of those people through policy.
Like, by citing some fucking archaic transgender athlete man or whatever.
Right, exactly.
Transgender athlete man.
I did say man.
I said ban.
With a B. Although I do sort of like the idea of a superhero called Transgender Athlete Man.
Transgender Athlete Man.
But it should be person, right?
I don't know.
Maybe that's part of the bit?
Maybe that's part of the joke?
Seems in poor taste.
I'm just gonna say that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
So, thank you for the question.
Reverend Xenofact asks, QAnon's love of Vladdy Daddy is making the news, Vice.com, etc.
Well, let's not get crazy and call Vice.com the news.
Yes, very much.
If someone got drunk and made you three campaign advisors, how would you turn this around to attack QAnon candidates?
Uh, by saying they don't support America, they support Russia, and that's fuckin' dogshit.
And then you play clips of Ronald Reagan, who's supposedly their great hero before Trump became their great hero.
And you're just like, hey, look!
These people, uh, have spoiled the legacy of Ronald Reagan, who you guys were supposed to be a huge fan of, but you probably don't like him anymore, cause you really only exist in this... You have the attention spans of goldfish, And, uh, yeah, go fuck yourselves, you dumb morons.
Yeah, I mean, it would be, for my money, I think that we should, we should fire up a Remember the 80s campaign.
And we could just be like, remember how awesome the 80s was?
Fuckin' all the cool music you remember from when you were a kid, like Super Nintendo, or Nintendo Entertainment System, fuck blowin' everyone's mind.
Uh, it was...
Transparently obvious to everybody that Russia was the bad guys.
Remember how cool the 80s was and we hated Russia because they suck?
Yeah, and we loved America because we ruled and America was the great enemy of Russia.
You gotta trick them.
You gotta trick them with the nostalgia for the stuff they love.
Remember Ghostbusters?
Yeah, Ghostbusters was awesome.
Do you also remember hating Russia?
Do you also remember thinking that Russia sucked and democracy was incredible?
So in the Netflix animated show Inside Job, where all the conspiracy theories are real, they go to a secret town that they have where they just gas people and they think it's still the 80s.
And one of the team members is just super into 80s nostalgia.
But when they get to town that's stuck in the 80s, everyone there is nostalgic for the 50s and they're just super racist.
That sounds incredibly on the nose.
But I feel like nostalgia is a powerful drug, and in order for us to turn this one around, we need to appeal to the sense of nostalgia.
Although I was sort of confused by the format of the question.
Are we supposed to be the PR people for Vlad?
Well, they said to attack QAnon candidates, so I think that they're saying, like, how do you use QAnon support of Russia against, like, Boebert and Marjorie and the people who dip into that well trying to get QAnon voters on their side?
Yeah, I mean, it seems pretty obvious that you're just supposed to, but like, I don't think appealing to their patriotism is going to do anything, because to these people, when these people who claim to be patriotic, imagine what patriotism is.
It's white nationalism, which means it's just like, they're just like, we don't like brown people, and we don't like anyone who's not straight, and we either do not know what a transgender person is or do not care about them because they're not white and straight.
And like, it's like, holy shit.
Yeah, I mean, the problem is that these people have a very twisted up notion of what patriotism is, as evidenced by the fact that they are actively rooting for Putin in this moment.
That's fucking crazy!
That is so crazy!
How did these people manage to forget that Russia was the bad guy for a long time?
Have you ever seen a movie with Chuck Norris or Mr. T?
Oh god, there are so many people, like, I saw one post that was just like, how many movies have the bad guy be a Russian?
And it's like, that was the geopolitical nature of America for, like, since 1946 until the mid-90s.
Like, right after Hitler blew his brains out, it was like, okay, it's a good thing that asshole's dead, now we have to deal with the Russians.
I mean, that was...
Yeah, for like, for like a billion years, it was just like, you know, like, the Russia was just the bad guy.
It was just like, in movies, in media, especially in the 80s, which everybody is gaga for 80s nostalgia and 90s nostalgia.
It's just like, yo dawg, in those movies, the bad, like, like, shit was either going down in Russia or Colombia.
Those were the places.
It was just like, in the one corner of the bad guy flavor of the week, you have, like, the country that Americans assume literally all drugs come from.
And on the other end of this, the other corner of this ring, or end of this scale, like, sort of equal to, again, country that Americans assume literally all drugs come from, is Russia.
It's just like, oh, so that was like the climate at the time, media wise, was that Americans, they hated drug country because the Reagans were telling them that drugs were bad.
And then also the thing that they hate equally is Russia.
And then, you know, QAnon people have just forgotten about that now.
They love Russia.
They can't get enough of Vladimir Putin.
He's great.
Yeah, I mean, they definitely do.
They fully embraced him.
It is baffling.
Yeah.
What a bizarre mirror mirror universe we're living in.
If only somebody would offer me a pill that could disconnect me from this obviously fake reality we live in.
Would that pill be red, perhaps?
Uh, no.
I'm assuming it would probably be a weird shade of pink like a lot of medication is, and very chalky.
It's just like, oh, this pill's not camera sexy at all.
Then Morpheus is just like, what?
Oh, it's medication.
It's going to disconnect your brain from the Matrix.
What did you think it was going to look like?
And I was like, I don't know, Yeltab?
It is not meant to taste good.
He's like, dog, it's not NyQuil.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Like, you know what?
Maybe before I offer you either of these pills, I need to make sure that you know what you're getting into.
This shit is serious.
You need to change your expectations.
Yeah.
But don't worry.
If you hate the idea of what I just presented, which was a Matrix movie where nothing looks cool, I would caution you against seeing the fourth Matrix movie.
Zing!
Take that, fourth Matrix movie!
Couldn't resist.
Gotta go out on a pop culture reference.
Well, I'm assuming we've gotta be getting close.
It's the third one.
The first one's a prequel to the second one, the best Matrix movie.
What do you want about them?
It turns out that all of them are just a video game that exists in the fourth one.
Yes.
We've never actually seen the events of the first three Matrix movies.
It's really funny because I just watched a video essay on that and I was just like, oh man, that's a fucking... I wish I could remember who did it.
I was like, that's a great point.
Who was Captain Midnight?
I don't know.
Do we have any more mailbag questions?
So yeah, that rounds up the mailbag.
So we have the question of numerous, which is, what are you looking forward to?
I am going to go play Physical Magic for the first time in over 2 years.
There's a draft happening near me for Kamigawa, Neon Dynasty, and me and my buddy are going to go draft some magical cards tomorrow at Friday Night Magic.
Oh God, live the dream, sir.
Live the dream.
What a time to be alive.
I'm excited for peace in Ukraine, but you know, he could be excited about Magic the Gathering or whatever.
I will, because I care about America.
Yes!
I've got board game night on Sunday.
That's actually what I'm excited about.
I love board games.
It's going to be a board game in sort of month, because a bunch of my board game playing friends have birthdays this month, and many of them, for their birthday, just want to get together and sit around the old tabletop and, you know, assemble some contraptions, build some decks.
Build little engines, turn some knobs, watch your numbers go up.
It's gonna be great.
We're gonna just game it!
That sounds great.
I'm looking forward to the fact that for the first time in literally a decade at least, I actually am going to have scheduled weekends off for the foreseeable future.
Like, me not having to wake up early on a Saturday or Sunday to go out to throw cards at people.
I can't even imagine it.
I can't even imagine being able to go out and do things when other people also have days off.
It's mind-blowing to me.
This is something that has not happened in an eternity.
Because when you work in the gaming industry, you work when other people have the day off.
I've had so many friends say, Uh, like, it's this Monday, we have a holiday.
What are you doing?
I'm like, well, I'm going into work early because if you have a holiday, so does everybody else.
So they need me to be in the casino to throw the cards.
And they're like, oh man, that sucks.
I'm like, yep, that's the life.
So, um.
Having things actually shake out to the fact that we're, uh, tomorrow is TGIF for me for the first time ever is, uh, just fascinating to me.
Like, I can't wait to see what happens.
And then I'm gonna be like, meh, the weekend's overrated, whatevs.
But for this moment, I have that bit of joy still in my soul.
You can celebrate TGIF by going to a TGIAF's, and I'm assuming the number one activity there is warming your hands over a hobo-style trashcan fire.
Because all those places have to be closed, right?
When was the last time you guys thought of TGI Fridays?
I was waiting for you to tell me where that rated on the TRL of like pathetic mid-level American diners, chain diners, but that was apparently not where that was going.
Nope, it was just me talking about how I assume that they're all closed and I can't wait to hear about how several of them still exist in one Dakota.
I made the joke about going to Sizzler and someone did an actual search and the closest Sizzler to Massachusetts is in Florida.
We have Cracker Barrels and we have TGI Fridays.
Ugh, I made the joke about going to Sizzler and someone did an actual search and the closest
Sizzler to Massachusetts is in Florida.
So I will not actually be going to Sizzler anytime soon.
Well, I mean, that just really highlights how well you're doing if you're going to Sizzler.
Yes.
We're podcast millionaires.
We'll do our first live show from the parking lot of a Sizzler in Florida.
Yes.
That's the dream.
And then when the show's over, we're going to Sizzler, baby!
Yeah!
And then when the show's over, we fly to the nearest TGI Fridays.
We're just like, oh, hey, thank you so much for letting us shoot on location.
And they're just like, awesome.
You want any food?
And it's just like, God, no.
We're going to TGI Fridays.
We're going to Golden Corral.
Oh baby, oh man, we're going to High Life.
Dude, we're going to Shoney's.
Anybody in love with Shoney's?
Yes, I was literally about to make a Shoney's joke because I think I looked up and they're like, definitely not a thing anymore.
Really?
I mean, but their leprechaun seemed so inoffensive when I think back on it.
Shoney's?
No, they had a talking bear.
No, my local Shoney's had both.
It wasn't like a mascot, it was like an actual... You know those wooden butler things that hold trays or whatever?
It was like one of those, but it was a leprechaun.
I'm looking for Shoney's locations.
OK, well, while you look for Shoney's locations, I'm going to do our outro because it's time to end this fucking podcast and stop talking about Shoney's.
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Shadows.
Goddammit.
Sarge is posting shit into our private chat.
Literally while I'm doing the outro, he's just doing bits at me.
Anyway, we do have a beautifler baby this week to the tune of a $2 donation, and I would love to thank them, but I don't have that info called up anymore because my computer did a fart.
Mike, who's our beautifler baby this week?
Enthea.
What was that?
Enthea.
That sounds made up.
That sounds made up.
Well, I mean, look at the text right now and I believe that's pronounced David.
No, it actually is Anthea, so thank you so much for your donation.
You too can get a shout out in such a comedic and stupid and unprofessional fashion by donating to our fucking show.
If you have money and you don't want to donate it to us, you can do a little good with it by donating it to love146.org.
They're an organization whose vision is the end of child trafficking and exploitation, and as always, that sounds pretty rad to us.
Also, I'm sure that there's a way for you to donate money to try to support Ukraine in some form or fashion, and if there is, you can go ahead and do that either instead or as well.
If you have money burning a hole in your pocket, just do some good with it.
Or give it to us.
Well, as always, I'd like to thank DJ Minimal Effort for the use of our intro song.
It is a Castlevania-style bop.
However, DJ Minimal Effort remains too cool for social media, so I can't direct you anywhere to just be like, hey man, we like your tune.
So this way I keep the heavy burden of guilt off of my soul by putting out my thanks to DJ Minimal Effort into the universe.
Frosty, who is our voiceover artist friend who does all of our content warning, our bumps, our voice EQ when we need it, all that stuff.
He is plugged in.
He's hip and with it.
He's on social media.
You can find him at FrostyVO, where you can holler at him and ask him, how hip and with it really are you?
And if the answer is very, what is your Fortnite tag?
I want to fork some knives with you.
If you can't get enough of me and Sarge, and Lord knows how you could resist more of us, you can find our spinoff podcast where we talk about pop media, and not just making jokes about it when we should be talking about QAnon.
No, no.
The whole show.
You can find that over at BingeWordy.
That's B-A-N-G-E-W-O-R-D-Y, on Twitter, at BingeWordy, spelled the same way, or just BingeWordy, wherever you get your podcasts.
So, for another arguably successful episode of the Adventures of Hellworld Podcast, I am signing off.
For myself, Hellworld Al, my good friend Hellworld Sarge, and our QAnon Gaga, just crazy, can't get enough of it, absolutely loves QAnon, totally unironically, completely pilled.
This whole podcast is a ruse because he has been Q the whole time, Mr. Mike Rains.
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