Adventures In HellwQrld #64: No Q for a Year, Omicron, -48
The crew talks about how Q has been gone for a year. Mike explains how QAnon is thrilled about the Omicron Variant and also gets some things very wrong about the Maxwell Trial Tracker and is very sorry about that. Plus Trump and Nunes make a move on Gab's turf and that makes Torbs really angry and sad. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
I am joined, as always, by Sarge.
Hello.
Hello from the internet.
In the mysterious hell.
Hello, my beautiful babies.
Seamless.
Visiting Karma in jolly old fictional Australia, apparently.
It could be a bad English accent, too.
Smicky a poison!
All these things are possible.
Everything is possible.
I'm a chameleon.
Yeah.
I put the L in chameleon.
You're a light gun to Dana Carvey's Master in Disguise.
Master of Disguise.
Yes, real G's move silent like L's in lasagna.
Oh god, I got that so badly wrong.
I wanted to make it L, but it's not.
See, this is why you gotta do the red leather, yellow leather up top.
Otherwise you come into it all mumbly stumbly.
I like being Mumbly Stumbly.
And Nimbly Pimbly.
Thanks to Super Troopers and you poisoning me with that movie, I have worked Nimbly Pimbly into my rotation at the poker table, yelling at customers when they're betting out a turn and making mistakes like that.
I've decided Mumbly Stumbly is the name of the character that I did at the top of the show.
That Australian and or British gentleman is Mumbly Stumbly.
Well, he should be.
He and Duke Nukem, you can do like a duo podcast down the line where the two of them are just hanging out, living the life.
They're just the members of the Zook group.
Yes.
Mumbly Stumbly and the Duke.
Yes.
Gross.
What a dark timeline you've summoned.
By dark you mean best.
That would be the greatest bit in the world where El just refuses to acknowledge he's both voices and he's playing both characters.
And the callers are just harassing him about it.
Have you ever seen El and Bubbly Stubbly and Duke Nukem all in the same place?
I think not.
It can't possibly be the same.
Oh boy.
No way, no how.
So while this is a very jovial and silly small talk open, we do talk about QAnon.
So let's play a content warning about that stuff.
Content warning.
The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Nice.
Now that all the kids are out of the room, we can talk about porking.
Big year guys, big year.
It's December 8th as we're recording and that means it's been one year since Q posted his
final post, a broken link to a copyright struck YouTube video playing Twisted Sister.
So yes, you are going to be seeing a lot of media posts about a year without Q.
It's really funny that Q decided to tap out on December 8th because December 7th was Pearl
Harbor which could have been like a perfect day to tie that conspiracy theory into the end of Q.
Thank you.
Yeah, Ron really fucked that one.
He could've timed the meetings.
December 17th is right there.
But guys, have you considered what 12 plus 8 means in Yemathria?
No, hit me.
Do you got it?
No, god no.
I don't keep up my Ymatria calculator, just not on here.
No.
Again, that's three years down the line where we're totally out of content.
Paywall content is just us just smashing numbers into Ymatria calculators and just laughing at the results, because it's just hilarious cold reading nonsense, where you just discard all the bad things and keep all the good things.
Yeah, but did you know that Dana Carvey and Good Foot Odor are the same numbers?
Think about it!
Exactly!
Finally, a way to decode the universe.
Oh, break it all down.
It's so funny that Q... It's very obvious that Q didn't know they were quitting after they made that post, because That wasn't the note to go out on this dumb Trump fan video with we're not going to take it anymore playing in the background and Trump doing his awkward shambling dancing and just crowds of people cheering for him.
And that was it.
That was that was Q's send off to this whole thing.
Followed by a year of taking it.
Yes, followed by a year of taking it, followed by a year where right now over 70% of all Americans have had at least one dose of the COVID vaccine.
Biden being president for the whole year, which was something that was not supposed to happen.
Oh no, he was replaced by James Wood like a month ago or whatever that happened.
Yeah.
Oh, everyone, everyone.
I saw one QAnon promoter was like, has anyone seen a picture of Biden in the White House since March?
I saw you post that.
I loved that one.
And they were going through and debunking these photos.
And they're like, look, it's all wrong.
And I was like, that's just a lens flare, my dude.
That's just a flash reflecting in a window.
Oh, my God.
I love it when they debunk photos.
Sorry, go ahead.
One quick little thing about all that.
My beloved state, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, we have over 87% of people in this state have gotten one shot and over 72% are fully vaccinated.
So like, according to QAnon, Massachusetts is just going to be a graveyard in one to two years or something.
Everyone in this state is dead.
According to QAnon, all your DNA is altered, and God can no longer see you.
And, uh, I've lived in Massachusetts... And unmentioned is Smurb is the new Bitcoin.
Yeah!
Yeah, and according to the Nation Tracker, 60% of Americans are fully vaccinated, 71% have gotten a shot, and already 14.5% of people have gotten their booster.
I'm scheduling mine before Christmas to be responsible.
Get mine Friday!
Boom!
Hook me up with more of those Bill Gates microchips.
This is all happening.
I just love how this, how COVID is such a massive, the vaccine is such a massive plot hole to QAnon, and they, they like, I just saw, I posted the thing today where a guy is like, you guys that are mad at Trump about the vaccine, you need to shut up!
He's great!
And I'm just thinking to myself, your own story says that we're all going to die from the vaccine.
Like, literally, the normal baseline QAnon belief of the vaccine says it's going to kill us all.
The best case scenario is that in two years, Biden comes out and says, Oh, yeah, by the way, everyone who's taken their fifth and fourth or fifth boosters, after you got the first two boosters, you need a booster every six to nine months, your immune system stops working entirely, and you will die immediately.
So now you are trapped on these boosters.
We have you literally medically blackmailed.
You must do what we say and you must get the shots when we tell you to get them or your body will no longer function correctly.
And This is what they all believe.
And at the same time, they're like, yeah, Trump sent me a vaccine.
It's no big deal to me.
Trump 2024.
Boom.
Make America great again, again, again, again.
We're going to do this.
Uh, let's go, Brandon.
All that.
And it's just, it's like, how can you, it's, you hear yourself.
You're so obviously LARPing and just wanting to be a Trump fan boy that you're going to just deny the rest of the story that you've been telling everybody for the past year.
It's so absurd.
Alright, enough vaccine talk.
Bring it back to a year without Q. What has been... Do we have, like... Can you give us some big highlights of the year without Q where his absence was really felt?
Yeah, a lot of people got the vaccine and he wasn't there to tell them not to.
Let's talk about the vaccine some more.
Don't you dare re-segue my segue!
Yeah, I just snorted back to you like tennis.
How about we talk about something other than the vaccine?
Yes, and let's talk about the vaccine.
That's how improv works.
You son of a...
I feel like a tennis ball just being batted back and forth between Sarge and El.
This is awesome.
Well, the one thing I would say about the lack of having Q around was it made it so that quote-unquote serious QAnon didn't have a big daddy to, like, point to to tell the idiots who were doing the dumb dumb things That they were wrong because the box man says they're wrong.
Like, Trump is never gonna meddle in an interceded QAnon fight on the- fight, because he doesn't know what any of this shit means.
He just knows these idiots vote for him, so he'll talk about how he hates pedophiles.
And QAnon hates pedophiles, too, so we're all good, right?
They say they do.
Right.
Except for when they all get arrested for being pedophiles, because it's weird.
QAnon always loves talking about, like, the people that hate us obviously are hiding something.
And it's like, actually, no, the people promoting this stuff are the ones actually hiding it.
So, when GhostEzra and Negative48 and all of these other weirdo creeps start, like, crawling out of the woodwork and doing stuff that's portraying QAnon in a negative light, Medic and Sather and QTah and all these other jermokes that run WeTheMedia and the quote-unquote serious QAnon people, they can't, like, basically tell Ron Watkins, yo, Ron, write up a couple drops saying that GhostEzra's bad and stupid and that you hate him.
And then after he does that, then they can say, hey look everybody, Q says that Ghost Ezra's a piece of shit and you should all disown him.
Now, obviously Q wasn't able to shut up the JFK Jr.
troopers and all that other shit, so it's like people ignored... Nothing can keep down JFK Jr.
Nothing.
Not even having his ashes spread in the sea.
JFK Jr.
is like Mr. Domino in that nobody can stop him.
One of Elle's classic old references for almost nobody.
Hey, that's why they pay you the big bucks.
That's what you're here for, is to hit a niche audience inside of a niche audience.
It's niche-ception.
So not having that arbiter, I think it does help the people that are just looking to run into this thing and make a buck.
That they don't have to worry about being gatekeeped by the boss.
I mean, Jordan said they're trying to gatekeep people.
Like, Joe M. back in the day tried to gatekeep this shit, but they weren't the guy posting this shit on 8chan.
They're not the guy that's working arm-in-arm with Trump and all that kind of stuff.
No matter how quote-unquote important you are in the QAnon community, you're not Q, so you can fuck off, and I can post my crap about James Woods playing Joe Biden under a skin suit, and that George Floyd was a crisis actor, and all that kind of stuff, and you might be able to tell me no, but until Q comes down from Mount Olympus and tells me no, I'm gonna keep doing my dum-dum stuff.
That's all there is to it, so... So, I mean...
Long story short, it's let things get weirder before there was kind of a tap and they had to filter through Q, but they ignored him when they wanted to.
Yeah, Q was helpful, but Q wasn't going to be the ultimate arbiter of stuff.
Basically, the way I can kind of describe it is that back when Q was around, you would have They're like roommates.
is right. Everything Q says is what we need to follow QAnon.
And then you had the people that would just kind of go out and say, well, hey, Q says
JFK Jr. is dead, but Q also said this information is necessary. So Q's probably just keeping
JFK Jr. safe for the right moment to spring him on the world.
They're like roommates. It's like some sort of sitcom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Q's just keeping JFK Jr.
under lock and key because he knows the world's dangerous for him.
But every now and then, JFK Jr.
gets out of the house and runs around the neighborhood, and Q's like, oh no, JFK Jr., come back!
Al, how many times do you think Q has tried to make JFK Jr.
watch Neon Genesis Evangelion?
Well, is it the character Q or the actor?
Because if it's the character Q, probably zero.
But if it's the actor, like dozens, hundreds.
I mean, in this in this world, Ron Watkins and JFK Jr.
definitely like share an apartment in Japan together with the Rei Ayanami doll.
So I don't know.
You think JFK Jr.
is into anime?
Just hanging out with Q?
Probably not.
I think he's in a disaster movie, surprisingly enough.
Wow, really?
Disaster movies?
What's his favorite?
White Squall.
White Squall!
I would have also accepted Towering Inferno or... Oh, what's the one where the ship flips up?
The Science Adventure?
Yeah.
Is that what that's called?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So yeah, I just feel like you basically had before, you had what you would consider to be like a kind of like a, there were two camps.
You had like the Protestant, Catholic, Sunni, Shia kind of divide in QAnon, where they only disagreed on like a couple of issues here and there.
But once Q like walked away, now you have like basically America's sort of Dial-A-Christianity version of QAnon, where whatever, whatever If you want to open up a church and start soliciting donations, you can just do it.
It doesn't matter.
And when the crazies needed it most, Q vanished.
Right.
If you want to handle snakes, handle snakes.
If you want to believe that Joseph Smith's found some gold plate somewhere, go for it.
Whatever sort of QAnon belief you want to have now, it's all open season.
It's fair game.
All you have to do is go to a QDrop aggregator site.
I think negative 48 is a great example of how a year without Q has only made them more dangerous.
incredibly small, you can bang it out in a day if you really are desperate. Take a bunch
of notes, come up with your own theory on Q, go on the internet, start spouting that
shit and within about a couple months you can start selling Trump coins to people and
raking in bank.
I think negative 48 is a great example of how a year without Q has only made them more
dangerous because I like, I personally think negative 48 doesn't happen if Q is still around
or the greater Q movement disavows them harder because I just don't see them getting that
weird with the guiding hand on the till that is Q.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think that's very much the... The major issue with QAnon, I believe, is that it is going to get smaller, but it is also going to become more radicalized and more dangerous.
And what you said about being weirder is also true.
It's going to get weird, but weird can lead you down really dark roads once you get...
Once you get to a place where you are parading around Dallas with heads of JFK wearing MAGA hats and internet deal with it sunglasses.
Yeah.
I mean, just imagine how internet poisoned you are to be holding that thing on a stick and thinking anyone can get all the bizarre references you're trying to make with that image.
It's just...
It's like, wow, these people are so off the beaten path, they have no idea where reality is anymore.
Let's go, Junior!
If I had a genie wish, I would be very tempted, if I had to use it on something silly, to find out exactly why Q stopped posting.
I know, I bring it up a lot, and we've Theorized on it, but it's just to stop when he did is that I just feel like there had to be some sort of like legal threat or saw that it was getting wildly out of control and had
The thing that's really weird to me is that Q kind of threw in the towel before the election.
Because Jim Watkins had said to some people that he thought that Q was going to be gone after the election.
which meant that Jim thought that Trump was going to lose.
But if you look at before the 2018 midterms, Q is posting all the time.
His mantra is all capital letters, vote, exclamation point, vote, exclamation point, vote,
exclamation point.
He's just demanding people try to win the midterms for Republicans.
He's just frantic.
And then before the 2020 election, he posts a bunch on October 22.
Then he takes a week off on October 30th.
He makes a couple posts.
October 31st, he makes some posts.
Takes a few more days off.
November 2nd, he makes one post.
And then on election day, where according to QAnon and the world, the fate of humanity hangs in the balance between the cabal and the patriots.
Q makes one post that's just literally a quote from Abraham Lincoln, and he's done.
And then during that frantic week where we're counting the ballots, and Biden's caught Trump and beat him in Michigan and Wisconsin, and he's gaining on him in Georgia and Pennsylvania, and if he gets either of those, it's over and he's president.
You would think during that week that Q would be ripping his hair out and screaming and yelling and talking about how they're stealing this shit and posting videos of votes being brought in on shipping trucks or the Roger Stone thing where the boats from North Korea made it to Maine with the ballots that had Biden's name on them.
You would think that he'd be promoting all these conspiracy theories because Biden wasn't declared, because the election ended on Tuesday, Biden wasn't declared the winner until Sunday, the weekend, Saturday.
So it was like, it was like four days before the media called it for Biden, which was like on November 7th.
Hugh didn't post again until November 12th.
And he was just sort of, and that was like some low effort bullshit.
And then he took another- Maybe in those intervening days, he was busy doing some like, I mean, we were so certain.
We had production meetings and talked about doing a special episode when Q hit his 5,000th Q drop.
Jake, Q, Ryan.
Yes.
I mean, we were so certain.
We had production meetings and talked about doing a special episode when Q hit his 5,000th Q drop.
We thought for sure, no one thought he was going away.
Right.
And especially not us.
And then it's just like, well, you know, the meme of guy poking thing, do something.
We're just like, I, we hit a month and I was like, I don't know.
And you can go back and we were just waiting.
You guys caught me.
My podcasting duties made it so that I could no longer post as Q. I had to stop.
We made you too busy.
Yeah.
I was just like, oh boy, I can't keep working both sides of this thing.
I'm burning myself out.
Literally burning the candle at both ends.
That new Ava, the final Ava movie came out and you're just like, oh God, like I gotta do a retrospective.
Did you rewatch Ava or something?
You've been bringing up Ava a lot this week.
Oh, just, no, it's just cause Ron has that stupid Rei Ayanami doll.
So anytime we talk about Q the man himself, I think about Ava now.
Yeah, but even before we were recording the podcast, you sent me a picture via textual imagery of a Drake Cross Neon Genesis Evangelion shirt.
I sent you that because it was weird as shit.
Did not matter that it was Ava.
It just was a weird... That came up on my Twitter timeline, and so I sent it to our group chat of Drake's head being an Evangelion, because I thought it was one of the most wild bootleg shirts I'd ever seen.
Just saying, man.
You got Avon the brain.
I think it might be time for you to get back at the fuckin' robot Shinji.
Yeah, I do need to watch... All four of the movies are up on Amazon.
I need to watch them just in a go.
Yeah, it's... The final Q-drop is Q-drop 4953, so he was only 47 Q-drops away from 5,000.
Yeah, it's like we talked about.
It's such a lame duck one, too.
It's so lame compared to, like, The really meaty, dumb ones that we talked about early on.
Right!
Even as bad as the AidKunQ drops were, every now and then they would put some effort into it.
They would try to make it at least something to be interested in.
And then the last four Q drops are an American flag, nothing can stop what is coming, nothing, Q, a little dumb stuff where he tried to backfill, he tried to retcon what nothing can stop what is coming meant.
And after he did that, that was a little bit of effort, then his second to last post was Durham Q. And then he takes a month off and then finishes with the Twisted Sister thing.
And it's like, if you think about it, that was such a mistake because the Durham thing, they're still talking about Durham now!
Oh yeah!
His random non sequiturs have led to the deepest, dumbest rabbit holes.
Right.
But now that Durham has arrested, has indicted a couple coffee boys, they're so pumped for the Durham investigation and the giant quantity of nothing that it's obtaining.
Lord knows that we're a mom and pop operation compared to Empty Wheel, but if anyone's not following Empty Wheel on Twitter, she does a really good job on all of the stuff that Durham is doing.
His indictments of these people have been so flimsy, and it feels like, according to her, it feels like he's flailing desperately to try to create this huge narrative where he's able to indict Christopher Steele for the dossier and all this stuff, but...
The people he's already indicted, the cases are so weak that that's probably not going to happen.
So this desperate attempt to create a narrative that allows him to try to indict some people from fusing GPS and steel and these other folks, it's probably not going to fly.
Yes, but would you say that he is taking it?
Yes!
The last message that Q left all of us with is a constant wonder of whether or not one is taking it.
Are we taking it?
Are we planning on taking it?
And now QAnon has Sylvester Stallone!
They finally have, like, a kind of actual celebrity, like, Or is that confirmed?
All we know is that Stallone wore that hat.
I haven't seen Stallone pull the full Caviezel and start... He wore that hat with a Q on it and said, heading into the storm.
And I saw that QAnon went apeshit there for a little while.
Yeah.
I see a headline, Stallone says Storm in Instagram posts was not tied to QAnon, but he meant Thunderstorm.
And Sullivan says his QHatton Storm reference were unequivocally about a yacht after QAnon supporters flocked to his post.
So Stallone has been like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He backed off that real quick.
Hard pass on that shit.
Fuck you weirdos.
He didn't back off hard enough because he just claimed it was a boat thing and we all know that Q loves boat things.
They love boats.
They fucking love boats.
They have to really love boats because that movie's like not great but uh It was better than I expected.
I just love the fact that that movie has the scene in it where the boys have to get penicillin shots because the girls they were with gave them the clap.
It's like, oh my god, how is that a part of a movie?
It's all based on a true story, too, so I kind of feel like that happened.
Based on a true STI.
When you join the military, it is still the procedure.
One of the first shots you get, they just give you a broad spectrum antibiotic to clear out anything you're coming in with.
And, like, we asked them about that.
We're like, why are we getting this, like, peanut butter shot?
And they're like, oh, that's Benicillin.
A lot of you come in with STIs, and we're just getting that all out of your system.
Well, that's because where they go one, they go all.
Of course they're gonna get some dirty dick.
I mean... You mean, where they come one, they come all.
There we go.
Well, I said where they go one, they go all, as in, like, the moment in which they penetrate The Orifice.
You were talking about the Terminus, after the Orifice has been penetrated.
I hate where this has gone, and I was a part of it.
You did this!
Yeah, I have only myself to blame.
Much like the Sarge story time, this is a prison of your own creation.
Yeah, that was like, one of the more believable moments in that movie for me, where they're all just like, getting Getting shots for STIs, it's like, yeah, I don't know, that's kind of how it is still.
That's life, yeah.
We've talked about Q's mysterious absence for a while now.
Do we want to roll into our headlines for the week?
That sounds like a plan.
Give them to me.
From the digital headlines to the digital frontlines, it's Q's in the News.
What's our first one?
What do we got?
Well, I was expecting you to pick up that ball, but I'll go ahead and do it.
I'll jump on that grenave like a twiggy, tiny Steve Rogers to prove that I am the one who deserves to be Captain America.
Because we all know how much El loves America.
That's what the El stands for.
Love of America.
It turns out that there's a new variant in town.
You can hear his spurs coming down the main drag.
It's scrapping for a fight and it's called Omicron.
Yes.
Omicron's here!
Just like the big transformer that eats planets.
Yeah, so why are we talking about Omicron, Mike?
Well, the reason why we're talking about Omicron here is that QAnon has come up with some very interesting ideas as to what Omicron actually is and what's going to happen to the world.
The first most boring thing they came up with is, oh, a new variant for more lockdowns and more vaccines and just more medical tyranny and more oppression.
But that was the baseline boring, weak tea.
Any idiot could have come up with that theory about Omicron and how it works.
They've already had that theory.
That was their theory to begin with.
Right, that was their theory.
Because the thing was, even before Omicron came out, Fauci and all these other experts were saying, look, boosters are going to be a big part of this.
We're learning that the vaccines The efficacy of them diminishes after like six months or so, so getting a booster into you quickly keeps your vaccines working properly so that you won't get COVID.
And if you do, it'll be mild, etc, etc.
So, getting mad about boosters based off Omicron wasn't exactly... it wasn't new.
It wasn't spicy and exciting.
Yeah, that's not the weird hotness I'm looking for.
The weird hotness you're looking for is that Omicron may be a white hat operation.
Omicron. Yes, the new working theory that I've been that I've seen a few major q&a promoters peddling, and these folks
are tied to weed the media. So they get their quote unquote,
serious q&a, they get out there through all the mainstream q&a
outlets is that is that Omicron is hyper contagious, but also
extremely mild. It is basically a sort of free range vaccination where we're all going to get Omicron, it's not
going to really hurt us because it's gonna be nothing more than
a head cold. And then after we've gotten it, we will now have natural immunity, so that Delta and more lethal
variants of COVID will no longer be able to infect us or hurt us.
So that through the power of contracting Omicron, we will no longer be beholden to vaccines or boosters or any other form of medical tyranny.
Omicron is liberation.
Omicron shall free us from the bondage of COVID, is the new theory.
I mean, they're almost, they're right there.
They're on the precipice.
So they think getting sick with the disease will give them immunity, which, yes, but as we've shown, immunity from getting it only lasts about three months, is the last number I heard.
That might actually already be out of date, but it's just, they're right there.
They're so close.
Yeah, they literally are talking about what if we could get the disease but a milder version of the disease so we don't and then we have immunity from it.
This is all the vaccines we had before we got the mRNA vaccines.
That was always how vaccines worked.
We give you a dead version of the virus, or whatever it is, your body then recognizes what that is, builds immunity, gets ready for it, and then if the real thing shows up, your body fucks it up.
That's Vaccines 101.
So that is what they now believe Omicron is.
Is basically a white hat vaccine that QAnon will be willing to get by partying, hanging out in crowds, just they want to catch COVID.
Hanging out on their boats.
Yeah.
Yacht parties.
Yeah, exactly.
Fucking love boats.
So who put this White Hat disease vaccine out into the wild.
JFK Jr.
JFK.
God damn it!
Yes, Pepe Lives Matter and Julian's Rum were the two main promoters of this thing that I've seen.
They've been very much, they've been celebrating the fact that we're now going to be able to Basically, we're going to catch the deep state becoming furious over the fact that Omicron is going to thwart their plans for these lockdowns and these forced vaccinations because everybody is going to just
Catch the disease.
Get a very mild case of it.
We're all going to have immunity.
We won't get it again.
And then we're going to be like, hey, everybody, now that we've all got it and we're all good, we don't need any of this other nonsense that you evil deep state operatives have created.
And so now we are gonna just be able to live our lives the way we lived them before COVID was discovered, before this all happened.
This post, it was from a forecast, 432 hertz, that's one of those special frequencies that heals your mind in the chakra community and all that happy horse shit.
I'm sorry, what?
Oh, trust me.
If we ever wanted to do a bonus episode on alternative medicine, that would be one of the things that is in there.
Yeah, there's just this idea that the universe works on certain frequencies and harmonies, and if you get attuned to those spectrums, your energy aligns with the universe, and you can't get sick.
I saw a movie about that.
This guy snapped and aligned half of all the people in existence.
Oh dear.
But yeah, this post that got forwarded by Julian Thrum states, excitement is growing among coronavirus experts in Southern Africa and around the world, as it increasingly seems that the new Omicron variant is rapidly replacing the much more deadly Delta mutation.
Experts are so ecstatic because it seems more and more that the Omicron variant is much more contagious and dominant than Delta, but also much milder and less deadly.
Some experts are therefore urging countries to drop restrictions and let Omicron spread so that more infections but less severe variants can kill off the Delta quicker.
And, uh, from that, they state that, uh, this could be the ultimate red pill, the swamp is essentially cornered, their reaction function... Their reaction function, I do not understand what those words mean, will be televised for the world to see and recorded in the history books, Omicron could be our ticket to freedom, a totalitarian checkmate!
Which, again, if you could explain what those two words mean to me, I will pay you, I don't know, like $40.
I will buy you a pizza.
I do love that circumstances have dictated that at least a certain amount of the Q population has to be Team Virus.
Yes, that's where we are now.
Oh man, this virus is so good.
We've gone from alternative cures of the virus, like ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine, to just outright get the virus.
Just get it.
Go see if Omicron is right for you.
Ask your doctor if Omicron might be right for you.
Yes.
Until, Doctor, I really don't like the fact that I might get coronavirus.
What would you suggest for me?
Well, it's simple.
Get coronavirus.
Oh my god.
The man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, I fear coronavirus.
Doctor, I am Omicron.
Oh no!
Got him!
I didn't want to do the whole thing because it's a lot of setup for the punchline.
Yeah, the punchline's all we need.
It's so good.
That's one of my favorite bits.
Yeah, just the idea that now getting the virus is good because now the virus is mild.
This is one of the things that's so frustrating about Omicron and all variants is that the media jumps on the new variant and freaks out about it, but we never know At least for a few weeks, what the actual payoff of the variant is, because I remember that couple-week period where Lambda was like the new hotness, and everyone was freaking out about it, that it was going to be vaccine-resistant, and that we were, okay, everybody, Lambda's here, we're back to square one, we're totally fucked, and now you've never heard of it.
It doesn't even exist.
I mean, it's just...
Like, there have been... The reason why we're on Omicron now is because we've had a ton of variants, and a bunch of them have mattered, but really, like, the original COVID, which is now called Alpha, was Alpha, and then the next big one that mattered was Delta, but... Oh shit, that fucking Rona virus with its Alpha energy.
Oh man.
Does everybody remember when Coronavirus first showed up and it was extra Chadly?
Yeah, just swaggering.
We are in big, big trouble if it gets to Sigma.
Oh god.
It's okay, we'll just put Coronavirus on double secret probation.
Our references are all over the place today.
Reading from the CDC, they have a list of variants being monitored, which was Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Epsilon, Eta, Iota, Kappa, Mu, Zeta, And also variants.
This poor variant didn't even get a Greek letter.
It was just variant 1.617.3.
So, sorry, Boston Area Code coronavirus variant.
You don't even get a cool letter.
And then there were variants... A string of numbers!
Plug it into Yamatria!
Let's go!
Yes!
Then there was Variants of Interest, which has no variants under it.
And then finally, Variants of Concern, which are Delta and Omicron.
And then there's a final, very ominous list, Variants of High Consequence, which thankfully has nothing listed under it.
So we have yet to hit one of those, so that's good.
That is good, because I'm not joking, when Omicron first started showing up, I was also very scared, because they were like, hey, lots of people are getting it, and it just immediately started showing up.
Whatever, suck it up, soy boy.
It's your ticket to freedom!
Yes, just somehow find a way to de-vaccinate yourself.
Go to one of the sites that will teach you how to suck the vaccination poison out of your body so that you go back to being a pureblood with healed DNA that is now unaltered.
And un-augmented by Phyrexian science.
And then catch Omicron and be healthy.
After you have your head cold.
And be healed.
Be healed by its white hat.
Speaking of sucking and heal DNA, man my Segway game is on point.
I hear that Nuna's resigned?
What implications does that have for QAnon?
So, uh, our boy Devin Nunes, and what's really funny was once I heard, like, shitty house rep resigns to lick the boots of Donald Trump, I thought it was Matt Gaetz, and I actually had to look into it and be like, oh, right!
It's that other guy!
The guy that sued the cow on Twitter!
Gates' clock is ticking on Gates.
Again, I'm getting to the point where I'm starting to feel like a QAnon believer in the whole Gates thing.
It's like, come on, guys!
Our boy Nunes, he has resigned to become the CEO of Trump's media entity, platform, whatever, smash-and-grab scam, pump-and-dump swindle, whatever you want to call this thing.
And, um, this has led to a bunch of moving and shaking in right-wing grifter world where now, um, Trump's organization has declared they've made a deal with Rumble, which is right-wing YouTube shittiness.
Um, and yeah, they've, uh, they've claimed they're aligned now, um, There's like all these headlines.
Rumble surges after distribution deal with Trump.
So now you have this.
You have this move where Trump is finally telling like Getter and Parler and Gab and all these other shitty fragmented right-wing social media platforms, guess what?
I'm Donald Trump.
I was the former president.
I run The dumb right-wing shitheads in America, and now I'm gonna be the man.
I'm gonna be King Dick and you can all fuck right off.
And so Rumble has hitched their wagon to him as quickly and as aggressively as they possibly could, and This means our boy Torbs, who's spent the past like two years begging QAnon to join his website and just trying to make Gab... He basically wants Gab to be like, people that want to lie about their Christian faith and Nazis and QAnon, instead of just being Gab, Nazis.
He just wants to try to get that slightly bigger right-wing market share And he's watching Trump just so aggressively Bigfoot him and it makes him so mad.
He hates it so much that Trump is just gonna crush him.
Half of his posts are just, Donald Trump is a sellout piece of shit, and everyone needs to realize that and tell him to fuck off.
How's that going for him?
Not great, because it's so funny.
All the people on Gab that are queuing on Believer, all the major promoters, are just like, Oh shit!
Trump's allied with Rumble!
Oh, this is going to be so sweet!
Yeah!
Meanwhile, Torbz is like, hey, Rumble wants to like do a public, uh, initial public offering on Wall Street, which means they're going to be beholden to shareholders, which means they're going to start censoring shit.
They're not going to be free speech.
Gab's where free speech is at.
Come on guys, stay with Gab.
And all of Torbz's audience is like, you're not Trump.
Trump's our boy.
We all love our orange daddy.
So, uh, sorry, Torbz.
Love you, but not in love with you.
And you can just feel like the beta energy just radiating off of Torbz.
He's getting so mad.
Like, one of my favorite things, and this happens at least like twice a month on Gab, is Torrance posts something where it's like, Trump sucks, and I'm gonna take some shots at Jared Kushner, and I know it's really hard to figure out why I'm doing that, but yeah, and He screams and yells.
And then you click off the Torbs timeline and go to the hot posts.
And the hottest post on Gab is their Trump bot account that just reposts all the dumb shit Trump posts on his blog to Gab.
And that's the hottest post on Gab.
And it has like 6,000 likes, which is basically impossible for anyone to get on Gab.
It's so hard.
I've never...
I've never seen a post on Gab get 10,000 likes.
That's how small they actually are.
For all the shit they talk about how big Gab is and how it's growing, it's just like...
Dumb posts like D and C level celebrities post on Twitter get so much more engagement than anything you can get on Gab.
It's ridiculous how much more engagement you have on real social media compared to like fake social media.
Because people like to scrap on Twitter.
That's like the biggest draw is scrapping with people.
You post an opinion and someone's just like, I disagree, but I'm coming at you hard.
And you're like, excellent.
The scrapping is on.
It's like a hockey player skating up to another hockey player and throwing his gloves down.
You know what's happening.
Exactly.
Twitter's a much safer place now because they got rid of some Nazis, I guess.
Yeah, so yeah, Twitter has done this very weird thing where a bunch of accounts, Nick Fuentes got banned and then he made a ban evasion account and they banned him again.
Because that's like kind of the sweet spot for Twitter is that if you're publicly known enough that letting you try to bullshit their ban evasions would make them look bad, they will crack down on you and they will take the account away from you again very quickly.
So A bunch of people are getting removed from Twitter, but it's not this kind of thing where Twitter is talking about how you are promoting hate speech or you're disinformation peddling shithead or any of that stuff.
Their go-to ban format is talking about how you're trying to game the system, and you're trying to manipulate the algorithm, or you're doing something with your account that is just something that they find to be unacceptable.
There was this, uh, there was this account called, uh, Just Like Maxwell, uh, Trial Tracker, and that account, like, just exploded.
Because, of course, QAnon and all these people ran to that account because they wanted everything they could.
And the account was mostly about the trial, but it would slip in some pilly shit.
It would slip in some stuff where it was just like, um, You're like, we're going to talk about Epstein's little black book and all these other people that are going to get arrested.
But again, it really didn't seem like the account was doing anything that was worse than what other people had done.
And they got banned for quote unquote, platform manipulation and spam.
Which is such a weird catch-all.
Yeah.
Literally, anyone could befall that.
Anyone could be accused of platform manipulation and spam.
Now, I think one of the reasons why this account got hit was because it wasn't about this originally.
It was originally called Herman Hugh 69 and use the stolen profile pic and then it changed names to WSB monitor and tweeted about stocks for a while before deleting all of that and then renaming itself tracker trial.
Uh, conspirator, uh, Norteno, uh, is, is a great follow on Twitter.
And, uh, they had that tweet that had all that information in it.
So like maybe if like you rebrand your account too aggressively and like pivot too hard and just like current event and start, and start like freaking out, Twitter might bring the hammer down on you.
So.
Like, that is... it's really strange, like, the fact that Twitter just said, we're banning you because we fucking feel like it, and we've run this sandbox, and you're no longer allowed to play in it.
And this became major news on Gab, and what was really funny is that, generally speaking, the people that go to Gab, they get told, hey everybody, this is the place for you, it's great, we're all one big happy family here on Gab.
But QAnon's mentality for Gab is that it's just literally your stronghold.
That you go out into battle, you fight as a brave digital soldier, and then when you get banned or whatever, you retreat to your stronghold, you lick your wounds.
Then you make another account, you get back on Twitter, you get back into the fight.
Because, as Elle said, it's all about scrapping.
It's all about throwing down your gloves and getting some beta-cuck libs to come at you, and then you own them with facts and logic, and then you post screen grabs of that to your friends on Gab or to your timeline on Twitter, and everyone's like, oh, you totally own that lib!
You're the best!
And That's what their social media experience is all about.
You can't get that on Gab.
Well, you can, but you end up eating your own, which is good.
I want the people on Gab to be sparred for a fight so badly that they just start throwing punches at each other.
It's awesome.
And that is kind of what's happening on Gab, that you have the people that take the vaccines and the fact that the vaccines are murdering everybody.
You have those people taking that to their natural conclusion where they're like, Trump promotes the vaccines, the vaccines are killing us, thus, fuck Donald Trump.
And then you have the other side of people who are just like, how dare you impugn the integrity of our orange God?
So that is like the main tussle on Gab is, is Donald Trump bad?
And you actually have that argument raging on Gab.
And it's not, it's not for all the other reasons Donald Trump is actually bad.
The reason why they hate Trump is because Trump is pro-vaccine.
The least objectionable thing he did, and it has divided the snake pit that is Gab.
Yeah, it's super awesome that every time Trump's like, Operation Warp Speed, I deserve credit for this, and I understand if you don't want to take it because it's your choice, but you should totally take it because it's awesome, that That gets Gab furious that there are so many people because even the like a lot of times the people that promote Trump and are like just celebrating him and explaining why he's still a good guy.
Even they will get a little bit of pushback here and there from people who are just like, but the vaccine is bad and he needs to speak out against it now.
And those people are like, look, he was the former president.
If he speaks out against it now, the media will kill him.
He can't do this.
Like, they're playing the optics game, whereas the other side is playing the, hey, the vaccine is supposed to be fucking killing all of us, and Trump is promoting that.
That's bullshit.
Fuck him.
And honestly, the people that hate Trump have the more logical, coherent argument.
It's why everyone who is on the Trump-still-good side The posts they make are like 2000 word diatribes trying to explain how it's nine dimensional chess that Trump was pro-vaccine and that's still okay.
It's just, it's incredible the lengths they have to go to to justify Trump promoting the vaccine not being something that's a bad thing.
It's ridiculous.
Love it.
I honestly want to make a count on Gab and just like argue that Trump is bad because of the vaccine and see if I can scrap with like the idiots that are still supporting Trump.
You said Gab is just insanely hard to get on, though.
Oh, Gab?
Well, right now, the best part of Gab that I love so much is that, like, towards this whole thing is we are the free speech platform.
If you want to deny the Holocaust, fucking do it.
If you want to say anything about George Soros, fair game.
Everything is allowed on Gab except pornography.
Titties, bums, genitals, no bueno on Gab.
We are a Christian hate site, good sir, and like right now to get on Gab you have to like submit an application for Gab and they have to have Lenny Like, open up the email folder, scroll through the applications, look at your application, and manually approve it, because they are trying to crack down on the porn bots so aggressively that they're just not letting you log on and make an account.
Because Torbz's war on tits is so aggressive and so extreme that he's literally stymieing access to his site so that you might run across a pair of boobs.
It's so bizarre.
It's such a psychotic Christian nationalist worldview.
And the thing that's so funny about it is, these are men on the internet.
They're here for porn.
They're not offended by boobs.
They're not offended by naked ladies.
Like, it's so dumb to, like, watch all these people on Gab beating their chest and being like, yeah, Gab is porn-free and porn isn't protected by the First Amendment.
Parentheses, is actually totally protected by the First Amendment.
Yeah.
What do you think could possibly be more litigious than fucking pornography and the pornographer being like, free speech!
And the moralist scolds being like, but it's blasphemy!
And then the Supreme Court's like, No, no, everybody.
They are allowed to show the boobies.
The First Amendment did not restrict that.
As much as you might think it did, it didn't.
I mean, it's so funny that this is their hill to die on.
Like, this is, like, Gab, no censorship except this.
All the censorship.
The porn bots.
The porn bots.
Like, Just the idea of that, it's so, it's so Handmaiden's Tale.
It's like so ridiculous that you, this is, this is the shit that all these right-wing assholes love to scream about when it comes to fundamentalist Islam and putting women in burqas and hijabs and all this stuff.
And there's like, look at what they do to their women!
It's like, what does Torbjorn want to do to his women?
He wants them in the Handmaiden's Tale Red outfits and the covering of their head and under his eye.
That's what they want.
They want the same shit that they scream about ISIS doing.
They just want it done under a Christian God and not a Muslim God.
Alright, enough about Gab.
Let's talk about negative 48 before we go into our listener questions.
We've gabbed about gab enough.
That needs to be one of our bumps.
Gabbin' about gab!
Gabbin' about gab.
We'll have to get frosty on that.
So, negative 48.
The continuing breakdown of his group.
He's gotten real weird.
We talked in the open about the JFK heads with the MAGA hats and the red ties and all that stuff.
What has happened is there was a QAnon promoter.
What's really funny is there's like these low tier QAnon promoters that I've never heard of, who have come out against negative 48, and have made him super mad.
And thusly, he is accidentally signal boosting these people and making them more relevant and popular than they were.
But uh, there was this, there was this woman who's a QAnon promoter named Mel K.
And she, basically on her show, which I think Negative 48 was trying to get on, she came out and she was like, what Negative 48 is doing in Dallas is bad.
What he's doing is wrong and it is an affront to the QAnon movement.
We need to reject him.
We need to denounce him.
He is a bad person and I don't like him.
Oh man, shots fired.
And I will give you one guess, actually I'll give you three guesses about what he said about Mel K. And the first two don't count, because just QAnon only has one insult for women, and after negative 48 had his heart broken, he called her a man.
She's a man, baby, yeah!
I remember seeing this.
Yeah, negative 48 now calls her Melvin, because she's a guy.
If you're a man, QAnon will call you gay, and if you're a woman, QAnon will call you trans.
They only have one line of attack.
Do I make you horny, baby?
No?
Well then you're a man, baby!
Then a man walks over to you and he's like, I'm a man and I don't like you either.
Well then you're a gay man, man!
Boom!
How do you like them apples?
Totally owned that woman by calling her a dude.
And then owned that dude by saying he likes dudes.
I'm the wittiest.
Negative 48.
Drops mic.
Boom.
Out.
Yeah, and it gets weirder.
Yeah, so on top of all of this, our good folks in Dallas have recently celebrated Donald Trump's real birthday.
His real birthday.
His real birthday, which I had to ask a friend of the show, Karma, if his real birthday had to do something with smashing Gumatria numbers together and coming up with that, and she was like, no.
What this is about is the idea that Trump is either the actual blood relative of General Patton or he was adopted by General Patton and because Patton died, basically the timeline for Patton having a kid works out to being around now and so
This is his actual birthday, descendant of America's greatest military hero, General Patton, and allegedly either adopted or Patton had an affair with his niece, which is incredibly creepy and awful.
And I don't know why they would say that, but hey, they've got... They like Trump, so they're okay with implied incestuous something.
Yeah, and they also he threw out there that Lee Harvey Oswald is still alive because no one's ever dead in their world.
Yeah, it's It's really, it's really strange that, again, this is just going down that path where you just get into this stuff that no one on earth would care about, and you just have people buying into the weirdest things.
They love General, QAnon has loved General Patton for forever, and Neo-Nazis love General Patton because Patton had some very racist opinions about the Soviet Union, and some very racist opinions about how good European people were.
So at the end of the day, I mean, Patton did hate himself some Nazis, and he did, like, crush Hitler and Rommel and all that kind of stuff.
But at the end, he was kind of like, you know, while we did have to beat the shit out of the Germans, I can respect the European people.
Those Asians, aka the Soviets, I'm not cool with them.
They're not great.
Yeah, so it's not great.
Karma has here, they're saying that General Patton slept with his niece and Trump was the result and he was adopted out, so you're very close to what's going on here.
Gross and weird.
Because someone else had asked Karma about, he's actually the love child of Marilyn Monroe and Elvis Presley.
What?
He's hideous?
Hey, beautiful parents, ugly baby.
You never heard that before?
Good God.
Yeah, they're all over the place.
I mean, it's just...
I really just feel like Negative 48's working so hard to find ways to keep these people entertained.
Because they didn't get the payoff, and there's no payoff to give them now.
So they're left just spinning their wheels, trying to- He's gonna turn it into the JFK Jr.
Springer Show.
Yes!
He knows what to do to keep the masses entertained.
Bren Circuses!
I think Patton's buried in Europe.
I think he died in a car accident, either shortly after or shortly before the war ended, and they just buried him there.
I feel like they're going to fly to Europe and go to General Patton's gravesite, and negative 48 is going to walk over to it and go, General Patton, you are the father!
And all of us will be like, yeah!
They're all going to cheer.
More likely, if they went over there, they'd be like, OK guys, we have to go to General Patton's gravesite.
Why?
Because JFK Jr.
is going to come back, and this is where it's going to be.
It all Scooby-Doo style gets mashed together.
All the guest stars start showing up.
They're just like, we had it wrong.
Why would he ever have gone back to where his father was killed?
He wants to go to where Trump's father was killed, because Trump is our God.
Trump is our God.
JFK Jr.
is, for some reason, our Jesus.
That shit remains baffling, is baffling, and will remain baffling.
Why would he reappear where his dad was murdered?
At least Scientologists have the decency to just be like, we don't know where the spirit of L. Ron Hubbard is gonna come back to, so we're just gonna build multiple compounds across the country to, like, cover the spread.
Like, okay, that's a reasonable way to do it.
The Mormons go off of what was told to them a while ago, and that is Independence, Missouri.
Independence, Missouri.
Thanks, Moroni.
Yeah.
You were really looking out.
Nailed it.
That is a town you want to hang out in.
Oh, Party Central.
I'm sure of it.
Oh, yeah.
None of this is partying like extra devout Mormons or whatever.
And there's not a huge Mormon population in Independence, Missouri.
They just own a lot of land there and they have a huge church there that's a big spiral and they rent it out for high school graduations.
Well, yeah, because you gotta keep the lights on until Jesus comes back.
Right, I was about to say, gotta make a buck somehow.
He's gonna show back up and be just like, America, I've always loved America because I was definitely here before.
They're gonna be like, we know.
We had the plates dictated to us by that guy who was the only one who could read them.
Yeah, otherwise you'd burst into flames.
Like, just only him.
They were not shown to him by a white salamander, but the Mormon Church definitely believed that for a period of time.
White salamander.
Nice.
That should be some of our merch if we ever make merch.
If we ever make merch, we need to do it in the spirit of Legends of the Hidden Temple.
We can have the white salamanders.
It'll be one of those, if you know, you know things.
That story is crazy.
There's a whole Netflix documentary on a guy who sold fake documents to the Mormon church for years and they kept buying them.
And then when it looks like he was going to get caught, he started bombing the Mormon church to cover up the fake documents.
And one of his most famous fake documents was in a white salamander led Joseph Smith to the golden tapes.
It's like the Golden Tapes.
Yeah, and then he plugged him into his Jesus Walkman and listened to the spoken word of the angel Moroni being like, alright, here's the deal with heaven.
I would see it if you'd noticed that.
Turn tape over to side two to find out how to get into secret double heaven.
You're like, oh shit.
The deep cut heaven that's like the B-side.
Yes.
White salamanders with the golden tapes.
I just love that we have Behold the Pale Horse and now we have Behold the Pale Salamander.
I like that all our religions lead to just very albino animals.
That's great.
Yeah, shocking how many of these religions lead to a white something at the end.
It's so weird.
It's so weird.
Let's dip into the mailbag, shall we?
Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
It's time for Q&A.
Yay!
Yay!
So, Sandra asks, I'd like to know how many different offshoots of QAnon are there and which is the most followed?
It's really hard to quantify any of these things.
I would say the most followed is, again, what I've always sarcastically referred to as quote-unquote serious QAnon, but then It now, because we talked about it in the year without QAnon, it's splintered so much that there's so many fragments that you could never possibly categorize all the different outshoots.
I mean...
Even before Q went away, you still had like Pastel Anon and just people that were alternative health and got into QAnon that way.
You have people that actually cared about saving the children.
QAnon just puts its fingers into every pie it can possibly get its hands on.
And I'd probably say the most popular thing going on is whatever A bunch of carnival barkers.
QAnon Jon puts on the stage at his Patriot Rallies, which he doesn't list as QAnon Rallies because he doesn't want to get kicked out of whatever convention center has been stupid enough to let him host it, even though his stage name is QAnon Jon.
We never talked about it on the show, but QAnon is full of grifters and tries to grab anything it can, and we didn't get to it.
But they tried to get onto the Free Britney movement there for a minute, but that all kind of like petered out before they could.
Yeah, Liz Crokan of Pizzagate and Out of Shadows fame made a documentary called Slave Princess, which was desperately trying to shoehorn her way into the Free Britney movement.
And I actually had a bunch of Free Britney people DM me, and they were just like, What is the deal with this person?
What's going on here?
And I was like, this person is very bad.
And you just stay way the fuck away from them.
And I wrote an article on Medium about how Slave Princess is bullshit.
And because that's how they operate, like any bit of news that they think can be in their sphere of influence is something they'll go after.
Like there was all kinds of people Even before Kroken, that we're talking about how once Britney was liberated from her conservatorship, she was going to speak out against Pizzagate.
That she was part of this thing, and that she had been locked in this conservatorship in order to prevent her from telling the secret truth.
That's...
That's QAnon factions, and QAnon in a nutshell.
Whatever will benefit them.
Right, and that's also what happened.
Every celebrity who's ever died was about to blow the whistle on the sex trafficking, and that's when they had to get rubbed out.
I mean, it's just always the way it works.
If you are a living celebrity in Hollywood, You are a pederast who drinks the blood of children, and
you hate God and love Satan.
The moment you die, preferably like before the age of like 70 with cancer,
the moment you die young, you were a hero who was about to blow the whistle on all this shit.
And that's why they went after you. That's why they dropped you. It's just, it's the story.
They tell every single time.
So thank you for the question.
We'll see you next time.
Reverend Xenofact asks, do you want to see Linwood subpoenaed by the January 6th Committee?
If so, why?
Do you get to the bottom of this, the entertainment value, or both?
I think Lin Wood was just a... he didn't really have anything to do with January 6th because, I mean, he was very angry at Mike Pence and he called him a pedophile, so the people that were chanting at Mike Pence might have been, like, motivated by Lin Wood's craziness, but...
Uh, he definitely wasn't, like, on the nuts and bolts level of working that situation.
Like, Alex Jones was there.
Roger Stone was there.
Those people were promoting it, and they were on the ground, and all that stuff.
So between them and the possible link between people in Congress and the Trump administration and the rioters, I think those things are far juicier.
If Lin Wood did go before the committee, it might be entertaining, but I also think that it would be really cringy.
I don't know how much I would enjoy it.
Because you'd basically be watching a guy having a nervous breakdown in front of the world.
I mean, that's what Lin Wood's been working on for the past year.
I want to get subpoenaed and I want them to be like, so, Mr. Wood, we hear that Mr. Rittenhouse says that you are a poopy, poopy butthole.
How do you respond to that?
Just watch him, like, flip out?
Yeah, I hate him!
Oh, just throwing a table.
Just like, oh yeah, just literally being pulled out of Congress because of Kyle Rittenhouse
trashing Portland Wood.
Kyle Rittenhouse now has a, it's not a blue check mark, but he now has a quote unquote
verified Twitter and nothing has been posted on it yet.
But oh man, I'm sure that will be either the most sanitized or unused account ever or just
literal Nazism.
There's no middle ground.
Kyle is probably not going to be, I don't know, a gentleman on Twitter that just speaks to small government and conservative values.
I'm not thinking he's going to be able to toe that line that well.
See, getting verified on Twitter is easy.
What's your excuse, Mike?
Kyle isn't verified yet.
He will be if he uses it, but not yet.
That would be the greatest verification in the history of Twitter.
Why are you verified on Twitter?
I killed people and got away with it.
That would be great.
That would be so great.
The OJ protocol.
Yes.
OJ posts a bunch on Twitter, right?
Yeah, he's probably verified, thanks to the OJ protocol.
So, Johnny Hart asks, do you think that the more infighting will continue within the QAnon grift spaces as more QAnon digital real estate is appropriated by up and QAnon influencers?
Absolutely!
That's what this is all about.
Again, without Daddy Q around to gatekeep and to declare who's a good QAnon promoter and who's a bad QAnon promoter, if you've got an angle and you can work it, boom, you're in.
Yeah, why would we possibly think it would stop now?
It seems like every week some new up-and-coming Q personality is, like, making some waves, and it's just like, well, the group can't support that many people in leadership or whatever, so the only thing they can do is splinter off into groups that sort of, like, kneel at the altar of one of them.
Yeah.
Yeah, and it's all about just getting your small fiefdom.
As long as you are like sustainable off of the people buying your Trump coins, you don't need to have like a quarter million followers.
You just have to have your dedicated base.
And however you get that, Get it.
I mean, that's really what they're doing.
I mean, it's nice when you get welcomed into the fraternity of grifters like Patel Patriot.
I mean, Sather's co-hosting a podcast with them.
I remember like Pepe Lives Matter and Major Patriot.
All those guys are like, Oh my God!
This guy preaching devolution.
He's so smart.
He's so sharp.
I mean, that's awesome.
But if you're just Ghost Ezra and you just bully ball your way into the game and you're just like, hey, I'm the new hotness, the earth's flat.
Biden is James Woods under a mask.
And by the way, I really, really hate Jewish people.
And that was weirdly the recent peanut butter cup of success in QAnon.
Well, it's probably more the anti-Semitism than the flat Earth, but hey, it worked for him, so.
If it's not broke, don't fix it.
Yeah.
Didn't you know, Mike, Jews control the world, and also the world is flat.
Yes!
Jews control the flat world.
Flat as in parentheses.
Pretty sure it's hollow.
It can be two things.
It's flat and hollow.
Like pita bread.
So, Plus Size Goth Model asks, if all debts are forgiven, that just drives up inflation so people have more disposable income.
Insert panic superhero button meme of options of collapse the deed state or increase inflation.
I am confused.
Confused about what?
Yeah.
What is that?
We are not economists at all?
No.
I repeat.
Ma'am, this is a Denny's.
Yes.
Hey, wait a minute.
You don't know that I'm not an economist in my day-to-day life.
I do actually know that you're not.
Bitch, you don't know my life!
We talk daily.
Yeah, but we didn't know L was Q in this podcast.
Yeah, he has gotten a couple by me.
Also, I don't know if you know this, but I definitely made a little bit of cashola in some AMC stocks, so... Boom.
Flip it.
Yeah, so clearly you need to come to me for your financial advice.
I will tell you which of those sweet, sweet NFTs to buy.
Don't worry.
Actually, what I think, I just realized what Plus Side Gothmodel was talking about.
I think this is more about this Nysera Jysera, the fact that when we crush the Rothschilds, like they literally are hoarding like $2 trillion of wealth that will be redistributed to the world and our debts will be forgiven and we'll be put on a gold-based economy.
And The thing is, I think the world economy is like 10 trillion dollars, and the fictional Rothschild wealth is bigger than that.
So it's like, if the world suddenly had double the money that it had a second ago, that would fuck everything up.
So it's like, their fantasies don't even work.
If you actually think about it, and it would get to the point where we would have to ration out the stolen Rothschild, the re-liberated Rothschild wealth back into the world so that it didn't break the global economy.
What she was trying to get at was these people have a very dumb payoff to how the world gets saved and how everyone is made whole because they don't understand how economics work, which we don't either.
Yeah, neither do I. I do know that only economics can make me whole.
Please fill the voids in my life with money.
Yes.
And also the voids in my body, if it's enough money.
If you want to roll up like 20 grand and some 20s or whatever, preferably hundreds.
Let's say 20 grand and some hundreds.
You can stuff it anywhere.
20 grand and 20s would be rough.
Hey, it's grey and cold outside.
It's a punchy day in Hellworld.
Alright, give me that next one.
If you want to produce 20 grand in nickels, I'll let you put it anywhere.
SnorlaxCPap asks, out of all the Q Grifters, who would win in a Q World Round of Celebrity Deathmatch, and what would the finishing move be?
Old Man McWatkins is going to come at you, SnorlaxCPap, for stealing his bet.
This is an Old Man McWatkins question.
I really, at this point, I would say that it would probably be someone like Jordan Sather, and it would be the fact that he's one of the only fit QAnon promoters that exists out there.
Like, him and IET are actually in shape.
If CJ Truth ever came back, he would kill them all, because that guy is a professional bodybuilder.
He has, like, 0% body fat.
That was the guy Sarge mistakenly thought I was sending him into the ring to fight in a boxing match.
And Sarge was like, what are you doing to me, Mike?
You're gonna get me killed!
And I was like, no, no, no, no, you're not fighting CJ Truth, I promise.
You're fighting a dude who's just, like, scrawny.
He's not overweight, but he's not ripped or anything like that.
And then Sarge felt better about the potential for that boxing match.
So I think the winning move would be C.J.
Truth, and the winning move would be the rest of the QAnon Grifters would look at him and run out of the ring.
Like, he would step into the ring, and then he would take his shirt off, and he would have the Chinese soldier ten-pack, and he would make his pecs dance, because I would assume that he had that level of muscle control, and every other QAnon Grifter would be like, I ain't getting paid enough for this shit, and they would just leave.
They would just run.
So, that would be a payoff.
And scene.
Yes, exactly.
I don't know enough about the QAnon grifters to really have a better answer than that, which is great.
Does Matt Gantz count as a QAnon grifter?
Because pretty soon he'll be able to summon his pal, Kyle Rittenhouse, his pal and intern, Kyle Rittenhouse, into the ring.
He'll make short work out of those Chinese abs.
He'll self-defend himself away to the victory.
He's just like, hold on, I have to get in my self-defense stance.
Takes a knee, aims down sights.
CJ shoots, starts running from the ring.
Rittenhouse just shoots him anyways.
He was running!
I was scared!
Yeah, I mean, he'll be running out of the ring and then he'll be disoriented from the bright flash of light reflecting off of Matt Gaetz's giant forehead.
Kyle Rittenhouse will self-defend himself three times on the guy's back and that'll be the end of the fight.
I like that Al immediately stated he didn't have a better answer and then came up with a better answer.
Well, it's only a better answer if Matt Gaetz counts as a grifter.
I'm putting him in there.
Give him time.
Give him time.
As the official taskmaster of this show, I'll allow it.
Right now it just sort of seems like he's trying to get it good with Bobert and Greed.
Maybe they have some attractive daughters for him, I don't know, but he's always just like, It's just like in the future, when Republicans are great again, myself, and obviously Representatives Boebert and Greene, because they're great.
We're going to be kings in this country.
Yeah.
He's, he's a real, he's a real funny guy.
That one.
That was the weirdest diversion in the Slave Princess Brittany documentary.
It starts off for a half hour being the actual facts of the Brittany case, and then it just goes off the rails to crazy town and it starts blaming every Democrat or person in Hollywood for Brittany's plight.
They go at Kamala Harris for no reason at all, and then out of left field they're like, one of Brittany's greatest champions is Matt Gaetz!
And Matt Gage is like, free Britney!
And I'm just like, yeah, the guy who is hopefully about to be indicted for underage sex trafficking, that's the guy you want in the Britney documentary as the one hero we have fighting the good fight for Britney Spears.
And of course he'd be on Team Britney.
He probably just remembers when she was hot when she was 16.
Yes!
He's like, Britney Spears, she was smoking hot when she was 16.
Yeah, I remember that music video for you.
Hashtag free Britney.
Yeah, she's 40 now.
He's like, what?
Oh, my God.
She's 40 now.
Ew, gross.
Like immediately begins deleting trying to find her Venmo account.
Just so Uh, and, uh, we have, uh, Peter Miller who has a blue checkmark.
I think this might be our actual first blue checkmark question.
My God.
My God.
Time to put on our, time to put on our game faces.
Yeah.
So, uh, thinking of making Q grifter trading cards, who'd be the one you would most want and why?
Uh, I think the Ron Watkins trading card that actually has a slice of his Rei Ahinami doll in it.
That would probably be my favorite QAnon grifter card.
Because it's actual Q with his actual... I mean, maybe a slice of his Wagyu cowboy hat.
Like how the football players have the game-worn jersey slices in their cards.
I think that would be...
Probably the best.
I want a I want a Jimiment, shadowless, hollow foil General Flynn from first edition.
Yeah, yes.
Who's the photographer?
I always forget.
Gettys.
I was going to say Gettys.
All right.
Yeah, I want Gettys because he's the only one that blocked me before they all got blocked.
Or a big fan of Major Patriot, who is still around and getting weirder.
Yes!
Actually, now that I'm thinking of the whole GameUseJersey thing, I want the cue from Ron's keyboard where he was posting the cue drops from.
I want him to break that key off and then just file off the top of it so it's just a nice, flat top of the cue, and then just put that on the card, and then have Ron Watkins in the corner, and then the Rei Aoyama and Abidal on the other corner as a photo, and then boom.
That's the Hornace Wagner of...
Of QAnon trading cards.
Nice.
Yeah.
So that looks like, yeah, that is the mailbag for this week.
So that brings us to our question, Numerous, which is, what are you looking forward to?
I think El said it last week, but I'm really looking forward to Spider-Man.
Big excited for Spider-Man that's coming up.
Emissary of Hell, Supider-Man.
Yeah, that's in like a week and a half.
So, big excites for that.
I guess I'm going to have to be dragged to that movie at some point, because just co-workers of mine who don't talk about movies to me are like, yeah, Spider-Man!
I'm like, oh, OK.
I guess.
I'm so out of the zeitgeist.
I know nothing about nothing.
So, sounds good.
So, yeah.
Is he strong?
Listen, bud.
He's got radioactive blood.
I'm excited for holiday festivities.
I have a Friendsmas gathering coming up.
I have a birthday gathering coming up for a friend.
I got some banging gifts for people, and I'm excited to wrap them up and give them.
I'm excited to see the joy light up on people's face when I give them gifts that I've crushed for them.
Here is your perfect gift.
Receive it.
Give me your precious joy.
L is like the monsters in Monsters, Inc.
who have learned that happiness is a better thing to absorb from others instead of fear.
Yeah, but I'm more like a terrifying vampire version of it.
Like you're just like overjoyed by something and I'm just behind you going... Just sucking it right out of your body.
You're just so happy, but I feel so weak.
You're like a Dementor.
You're a reverse Dementor from Harry Potter.
Yeah.
Sucking out your fucking joy!
So, last week I was looking forward to the Patriot-Bill game, which was actually the most agonizing three hours of sport ball I've watched in recent time.
Because the Patriots were just like, you know what?
We hate offense.
We are going to run this ball into the line 748 times, whether it works or not.
And what made it even worse was I was literally sitting next to a guy who obviously had an incredible amount of money on the Buffalo Bills.
So everything that they were doing that made him happy, I had to hear about it.
And I will say that I reverse L'd.
His schadenfreude at the end sustained me.
So this week, I gotta say that I'm looking forward to... I just discovered a game called Spirit World, or Spirit Island, and it looks super interesting, and it made me laugh because somebody described the game as settlers off Catan, because that's the actual premise of the game, is that you are a spirit of an island, and European settlers are coming onto your island to plunder it and ruin it, and you need to beat the shit out of them and run them off the island.
And I was like, perfect.
Love it.
So I'm in.
I'm in on the concept already.
I've heard the game's incredibly complex.
I love incredibly complex games.
So sometime in the next, like, two months or so, I will obtain Spirit Island and then start playing it with people, and I will probably have a good time.
So that's what I'm looking forward to.
Oh, bro, I've got some hot recommendos if you're looking for, like, complex, interesting games.
We've been playing a lot of... I got a copy of Obsession.
We played a game of that.
Obsession remains very good.
That's like a Pride and Prejudice-style board game where you're inviting fancy guests to your tennis court or your fancy party.
To your fancier house that you're trying to improve.
But also there's Brian Barrow, which is a sort of like a drafting, like, half trick-taking game where you're trying to conquer Scotland or Ireland or England.
I can't remember because I'm bad at geography.
But yeah, you're trying to conquer territories and hold them while also appeasing the church, while also fighting off Vikings, while also marrying into noble houses.
And then there's Tapestry, which is a Stonemaier game that the people made Wingspan and Scythe, and it's like a neat take on a 4X game that doesn't take up endless space or endless time.
It does take up a pretty decent amount of space, but you can knock out a game in like 90 minutes, which is nice.
I love it!
I hope we have a game night sometime in the near future, because I love those things.
All of them are good.
Oh yeah!
Well, on that note, it is time for us to head on out of Hellworld for the week.
This time we're just going to walk.
It's time for us to walk because we ran out of gas and or our car broke down and or we just need to jump.
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